How do we fix /trek/?

>>212194851 (OP)
boobs

>>212194851 (OP)

>>212194929
heynow!

>>212194952
>despite bajorans only making up 13% of the population, they account for 50% of the violent crimes!

The Next Next Generation

>>212194851 (OP)
Set it in the future, not way way in the future but just past Voyager's ending. Make it look like TNG/DS9/Voy era trek but with higher production value. Bring back a DS9 esque mix of one off stories and series arcs. Bring back ensemble casts.

But probably it can't be fixed because everyone capable of writing trek is retired or dead. Seth McFarlane is honestly the best writer they could hire right now, and I don't relish saying that.

We don't. No one does. It's over.

>>212195320
This is a good start, but we'll need to insult Trump voters as well.

>>212195320
what are you talking about, we still have Michael "stardates mean nothing to me" Chabon

>>212194851 (OP)
/trek/ is fine. /tv/ is the problem.

I can't talk about what the problem is or I'll get banned. At the very least, the post will be deleted.

You can infer all you like from that.

>>212195185
unironically? yes!

>>212194851 (OP)
Start by not making a competing metathread?

>>212196785
well, that will end soon, its 200+

>>212195831

Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.

>>212194851 (OP)
>What needs to be fixed on the general
Nothing, one autist comes in and promotes nu trek and then everyone makes fun of him
>What about the show
Jeffery Combs as a captain in his own show

>>212195185
Star Trek: The Even Nexter Generation

>>212195320
reboot tos. Seth McFarlane as Kirk. Seth Meyers as Spock. Seth Rogan as Bones. Seth Killian as Sulu. Make it so.

>>212194851 (OP)
they need to relearn how to do episodic shows and not bother with anything longer than a 2 parter in terms telling a story, do it one episode at a time like the glory days
trek having overarching season long plots has never worked, it hasnt worked in any nutrek, it didnt work well in ENT, they bungled it in DS9 and VOY both (both are better without their respective "muh prophets" or "muh journey home" bullshit)
just do fun 45m-1hr self contained stories that you dont have to watch previous content to enjoy, like next gen and TOS

>>212197560
I wonder why they decided to change that. Episodic shows died. You can't just turn on any old episode and have fun anymore. You need 2 seasons of backstory just to follow along. If you don't catch a show from the beginning you may as well not even bother now.

Cancel everything and do absolutely nothing for at least ten years.

>>212197761
It's worked before

>>212197703
1. Don’t reply to namefags or tripfags
2. The shift from episodic to serialized was primarily due to the writer’s strikes and the creation of writer’s rooms, where credit for each episode would be round robin rather than the one person doing all the writing on the episode. This was done so shitty writers (read: women) wouldn’t get stuck with credit for the shitty episodes.

>>212197560
Dominion war was fantastic. The point is that you can do arcs and episodic at the same time. DS9 has episodes set during the Dominion war that entirely ignore it, only reference it, use it as a primer for something different etc. You can also set up arc elements in a mostly episodic story. But I wouldn't be adverse to completely episodic stories either and no arc at all.

>>212196962
>noooo u can't disagree with me or i'll SEEEEEETHE
Here's an idea...how about everyone play nice? Accept that people have different opinions. Accept that people have different red lines. I don't like watching gay males or crying, so I skip Discovery. But I don't mind hot lesbians, and I appreciate cynicism and irony, so I watch Lower Decks. So what? No need to seethe. Play nice.

>>212197703
binge streaming and writers guild bullshit like >>212197925 said
>>212197925
calmness anon. i forgot to clear the name field
>>212197988
dominion war was pretty good yeah they balanced it well with establishing the characters and the fight over the space station, but bajor and the emissary really didnt and the last 15 episodes of DS9 are a mess

>>212198217
but this is 4chan

>>212198217
>Here's an idea...how about everyone play nice?
Bro just accept that the thing you enjoy is being repeatedly raped before your eyes. Don't, like, have strong opinions on anything, maaan.

>>212198546
Then the trolls shouldn't complain when they get countertrolled. It makes them sound like whiny babies that can't deal.

>>212198217
How about you neck yourself tranny.

>>212198217
Lower decks is trash for trannies, very telling you enjoy it sex offender

>>212198671
Only nutrek posters get assmad about trolling.

>>212194851 (OP)
It will be fixed organically once it's fans come to accept that trek was insanely woke from day 1.

it's happening again

>>212198712
>>212198751
>>212198797
You are truly awful at trolling. I expect better from kindergartners. You should be embarrassed, but you lack self-awareness.

>>212194851 (OP)
Greenlight Enterprise Seasons 5 - 7. Our crew was stuck in a time well (planted by TCW agents) that aged them 20 years. Go full Lynch, bring back the TCW, and use it to to decanonize the destruction of Romulus, Discovery, Picard, Lower Decks, and Strange New Worlds.

Once that is finished, do a post DS9 show.

>>212198827
They know that, but they pretend not to understand. Star Trek featured a mixed-gender, mixed-race, mixed-nationality bridge crew, and showed TV's first interracial kiss. TOS was extremely woke for its time. But the seether's mindless adherence to presentism keeps them from comprehending.

>>212194851 (OP)
Make Star Trek Armada 3 and not suck

>>212199023
Nah, too boring. Set "Star Trek: New Wave" 75 years after TNG. The Borg, after getting their asses handed to them repeatedly, finally sue for peace, and conveniently discover their "assimilate everything" directive was a software coding error, an infinite loop near the base of their system stack, caused by an uninitialized variable in a badly-written piece of commercial software by some company named "Microsoft" whose story is lost in the mists of time. So now the Borg are just another race, and the Federation, Klingons, Romulans, Ferengi, Breen, Changelings, etc. join forces against an even more terrifying foe that arose from a hitherto uncontacted part of the galaxy.

>>212198945
Embarrassed is what your parents will be at your funeral

>>212199320
You're like a toddler, trying to threaten the local Eastern European crime syndicate. Don't you get that? Stop embarrassing yourself.

>>212199023
No, fuck all that noise, just do the post DS9/post Voyager show. You don't need to do all the fuckass time travel multiverse fourth wall canon shit. Just have a new show, a new cast, a new ship. Let them go explore the beta quadrant or something.
>>212199240
Fuck the Borg. Boring ass shit. Just make a new alien up goddamn.

>>212199387
>anons telling me to kill myself mylsef a threat
No one is threatening you.

>>212199553
Then we're in agreement.

>>212199429
Um...I literally did? Or did you skip over "terrifying foe that arose from a hitherto uncontacted part of the galaxy"? I retconned the Borg as just another friendly alien race, and made up a new alien, even as you seethe that I didn't. You're so dense, light bends around you.

>>212199023
I want to see a Star Trek with an all-inner-city-gangsta crew. Call it "Star Trek 'n The Hood". When the ship recoils from being shot, the captain yells "Motherfucker!" The universal translator can turn their ebonics into proper English, and vice versa. For example, when another captain responds with "I am on board with your plan", the hood captain hears it as "Yeah, I'm down wit dat."

>>212200174
Fuck off nigger.

"KLINGONS could be here" he thought. "I've never been to this system before. There could be KLINGONS anywhere." The cool wind felt good in his Starfleet uniform. "I HATE KLINGONS" he thought. Faith of the Heart reverberated through the decks of the his entire starship, making it pulsate even as the Andorian ale pulsed though his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of aliens in unexplored space. "With a starship, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>212196921
>be total Bajoriboo
That's atleast one thing wrong.
>>212198840
Post more of the middle girl. McCoy girl was always the hottest but the Spock girl always got the attention. Kirk girl was better in the gold costume rather than green (but props to her for that style too).
>wah they are just thots appropriating nerd culture for attention!
Yes.

>>212199429
>Fuck the Borg
fuck u, bro
Borg are cool as fuck except in the movies

>>212200754
not sure if cheap tights or cutting wounds on the girl on the right's legs

>>212194851 (OP)
>How do we fix /trek/?
less sloan
more sloanettes

>>212201905
how about weyounettes?

>>212202014
disturbingly like prime demi moore

>>212198840
it warms my heart to see someone using this meme after all this time

>>212194851 (OP)
Set after Voyager. Ignore all Nu-Trek including Picard.
EPISODIC with background overaching plot like DS9. Ensemble cast who actually look and act like 30-50 something professionals. Star Trek should always be professionalism porn.
Writers should be forced to read about Socialist futurism and Marxist rejections and criticism of Liberalism. Nu Trek is just fucking Liberal dicksucking of the Democrats and LGBT/Woke Fetishism and that is not what Trek is.
Some of the higher level writers should be military/naval otaku.
All the writers should be forced to watch Shin Godzilla before every fucking episode write.
No modern Sci-fi fucking aesthetics or tropes, like lesbian dyke with shaved side hair and whatever. Everyone should look like professionals. People should not talk like modern people, but idealized professional military people.
No "THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE" shit, No I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE shit. No big bad guy.
Focus more on what makes Trek unique, in that the ships pretty much break physics. Trek space battles should be near Jojo bizarre adventure fuckery using the speed of the ships, and reality/physics bending properties of FTL combat.

>>212202649
absolute grognard take but I'll buy it at 60% intensity

far beyond the stars is trash
publisher doesnt want blacks or women
editor hires them anyway
they cant be in photos or write black characters
boo fucking hoo. be grateful you have jobs in a white male industry.

>>212200550
>i was wrong and stupid and now I can't deal WAAAAAH
Grow up.

>>212202649
>that is not what Trek is
Yes, it absolutely is. TOS featured a mixed-gender, mixed-race, mixed-nationality bridge crew, and showed TV's first interracial kiss. TOS was extremely woke for its time. Just because you can't deal doesn't make it any less true.

>>212202932
i dont care what the census says. ricky ricardo was not white

>>212203442
No one cares about spics. TOS had a kiss between a white and a black.

>>212202932
>did you know TOS was actually woke in the same way modern stuff is woke?
Things casual say for $400, Alex!

What's next? You're going to tell us what an alien-fucking playboy Captain Kirk was?
Get the fuck outta here, Marketing Representative Chan!

>>212203806
well he did get some acoochie as kirok

>>212203928
that was his wife

>why yes former starfleet admiral with high level security clearance and a litany of starfleet secrets who's mind and caution are starting to go, I'm a "former" tal shiar operative and I'd love to be your live-in assistant and have unrestricted access to your files, calendar, conversations
the show itself wasn't very good, but maybe that admiral had a point about a picard, what was he thinking

>>212204357
We don't discuss that slop here.

Commander, please escort this anon to his quarters where he is to be confined until we reach the nearest starbase.

terry gaze

>>212204357
How do I obtain a Romulan mommyfu?

>>212204414
Why don't we just jettison his ass out of here?

>>212204519
Mr. Spock, jettison the pod!

>>212204357
>but maybe that admiral had a point about a picard, what was he thinking
Picard had terrible OPSEC in the original run and it got even worse in PIC

>>212194851 (OP)
You get the guy who perfected the soap opera for dudes to set one in space

>>212204357
i forget that picard exists until i see it posted here
even the cartoons have it better than the slow painful character assassination of jean luc

why won't they make a Sisko show?

>>212205154
Brooks has standards

>I want to drink my prune juice, but I forgot to take a sip before I submerged my arms.
>I do not want to get my glass dirty But I also want my prune juice.

>>212205154
>>212205202
Rumor has it that Avery Brooks is not allowed to work in Hollywood anymore.

>>212205202
hes teaching acting, he's getting his ego stroked all day by aspiring actors trying their best to kiss his ass
can a paycheck replace that?

>>212205254
why?

>>212194851 (OP)
eternal generals are inherently cancer and ruined the star trek threads /tv/ used to have

>Deep Space 10
>Avery Brooks reprises his role as Commander Sisko as he retires to Bajor. watch him balance his life as religious icon to the natives with his new marriage to Cassidy Sisko while they raise Benjamin's half bajoran grandchildren that Jake walked out on. Jake Sisko Joins the Maquis to avoid raising his kids and to find inspiration for his writing.
>Kira and Odo divorce as Odo spends too much time dedicated to his job and Kira finds another hawt vedek/
>Quark and Rom open a competing space station on the other side of Bajor from DS9. Their focus on gaming and gambling attracts more crime to the planet.
>Dax reincarnated again this time into a spunky young Bajoran aspiring scientist who wants to buck the patriarchal norms of Bajoran society.
>Nog is an actual starship captain in charge of chasing down Jake Sisko for child support.

>>212202649
>Trek space battles should be near Jojo bizarre adventure fuckery using the speed of the ships, and reality/physics bending properties of FTL combat.
That's what STD did and it was absolute trash.
>No "THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE" shit, No I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE shit. No big bad guy
This is the only thing you said that was useful or beneficial, and applies to any franchise, not just Trek. Fate of the galaxy shit ruined Star Wars EU, and was detrimental to Stargate.
>>212204357
Is my picture the same character? Only thing I ever bothered saving from nuTrek shit was milf space elf pics.
>>212205154
Why? His arc was finished in Deep Space Nine.

>>212206090
>Why? His arc was finished in Deep Space Nine.
and All Good Things is one of the best finales of all time, there must be a reason they didnt milk it, one last dukat and sisko scene as wormhole aliens

It's really not hard to fix Star Trek.

You created a post-VOY show, you ignore everything that Nu Trek ever did, and you hire legacy Star Trek writers who actually somewhat know what they're doing who are still working actively.
>Ronald D Moore
>Brannon Braga
>Joe Menosky
There are a host of them still around, guys who wrote great episodes.
And then you let them pick young writers that can actually write Star Trek and mentor them in the writer's room, and you create an entire new stock of Star Trek writers.
And obviously, you need a solid legacy Trek EP to keep the show honest and everything on track. I'm not a huge fan of Moore's BSG but he's a good Trek writer and I think he could manage a show decently compared to everyone else who's been doing it in Nu Trek, that's for sure.

If the writing is good, everything else will follow.

>>212206321
What Paramount or anyone who inherits the Star Trek property should focus on doing is emulating what TNG did in S3 by fostering a really good writer's room of talented people who are all there on merit. Those writers were the engine that drove Berman Trek.

>>212206926
This episode is really underrated

Great guest spot

>>212204469
Absolutely would, even today.

>>212206976
gross

>>212205317
He's one of those Black Israelite types. You know whos don't care for that.

>>212207246
even back then

they really should have given jadzia more shit for fucking klingons, which is an entirely different species, she's basically walking around the station telling people she fucks dogs and everyone is like okay jadzia, its cross species sex

>>212195769
4chan could do with another media board honestly, but the traffic probably isn't high enough to justify it.
Something like /sffg/ on /lit/ but for general media, but that might be too general (especially since /a/ already has a branch specifically for the /sf/ part in /m/, and fantasy is like half of anime already).
I liked /film/ back on hotwheels' 8ch, but that wouldn't include works like Trek unless it was specifically a /v2/ style board.
Wouldn't want a /vg/ style board either, since generals are never a good thing in the long run.

Perchance, there is no true solution.

>>212207473
Tranny chasers who got beat down by one?

Why didn't Sisko take his dad to the gamma quadrant so he could serve the founders a plate of whoop ass?

>>212208754
>Why didn't Sisko take his dad to the gamma quadrant so he could serve the founders a plate of whoop ass?
He'd probably mistake founders for okra slime and use them to thicken his gumbo

>>212194929
Nipple silhouettes are amazing

>>212209203
Realistically Vulcan women are too strong

>>212195320
There's probably some fucking bullshit with the actor's guild and having to have X amount of screentime per episode with not a single episode being about just a few people.

Also, what you said. As for me, just show me weird space anomalies and make up nonsense about how you can use it, defeat it, avoid it, harvest it, study it, blah blah blah.
Oh look, a planet that's always 77 degrees during daytime and 60 degrees at night, how nice. Oh, it seems the planet is so temperate that creatures never had to evolve to adapt to the climate so they're all just things with fangs and claws and they all eat each other and can run 20+ miles an hour. I don't know.

>>212194851 (OP)
Episodic show set after the Dominion War, no niggers and only 1 female bridge member, 1 alien who isnt played by a black, and 1 Data/Spock coded character. Also no Jewish or DEI hire writers.

>>212196921
Not one statue in his honor

>>212194851 (OP)
100 year time skip.
Ships can cross galaxy in matter of months instead of lifetimes.
Time to explore and meet new people.
No plots that threaten to destroy the federation or the universe or timeline or anything else hugely absurd.
Problems come from outside the ship, not from on-ship interpersonal drama.
No serialization.
No serialization.
No serialization.

>>212207246
>>212207499
You're just gay, lol.

Set phasers to PUKE!

>>212215485
Is she on roids? why's she got that fucked up belly button

>>212204603
Sorry Captain, Chekov spilled Orange Tang on the Bridge Controls. It's going to take precisely 26 minutes and 43 seconds before Mr Scott is finished with his break.

What's the best Trek parody?

>>212198217
STAR TREK: THE UPPER DECKER
THE SHIT THAT GOT CANCELLED BEFORE YOU COULD FLUSH IT CLEAN

>>212217155
Star Trek Picard

>>212208902
Joseph Sisko ending the Dominion War instantly by making a seafood boil in the Great Link.

>>212194851 (OP)
Stargate has a better chance of a good new show

>>212218903
Sad but true. At least us /trek/ bros eat better than Star Wars fans.

>>212212256
And now there are statues to Damar everywhere. KWAB.

Bump

>>212214539
All of Star Trek space is fucking tiny. The Federation, Klingon Empire and Romulan Empire are like a spec of the Alpha quadrant.
https://youtu.be/N8CPpwyk9WM?si=jw9DS_QRUoI-hWFT&t=503
(pic related, that little bubble is explored space within the alpha/beta quadrant in Star Trek lol)
The problem with Star Trek (and most scifi) is the writers aren't consistent and don't realize the Galaxy is phenomenally massive. It's like how in TNG, the entire FLEET of the Federation, is smaller than the US Navy.
Based on my calculations, the Federation should have roughly 4.925 billion billion people in Starfleet, (This is based on percentage smaller than modern military percentage of modern countries btw) and if we go by modern navy's, around 1/3rd of these serve aborad star ships. This leaves us with 1.64 billion active starship personal. Average crew compliment of Starships in Federation is around 500 which leaves us with roughly 3 MILLION active ships as part of the Federation.
Yet in TNG, the number is literally double digits (meaning not even 1 ship per core federation world), and in DS9 it's a few thousand.
Again, the 3 million might seem like a huge number, but the Federation has trillions of people across hundreds of worlds spanning around 1500 lightyears.

>>212218903
Was it?

>>212222183
I mean, that's how it worked in The British Empire. Star Trek is basically a naval show, where the ship stops somewhere along their journey and has to solve a problem with the ship at sea, or a problem in whatever colony they stopped at.

>massive Trek fan creates his own personal fantasy world where he's the captain of the legally distinct Enterprise
>he uses the shitty Abrams uniforms
Obviously the production staff are hacks and faggots, but looking at it just from an in-story perspective, was Daly a massive faggot or a ginormous faggot?

>>212224190
Was kinda weird that he programmed the cyber clones to feel existential dread. Kind of a dick move.

>>212224480
Yeah, even Barclay never went that far.

>>212194851 (OP)
All convo should only be done /trek/pu style.

>>212194851 (OP)
Trek or /trek/? Both are probably lost causes, though I haven't experienced either in months.

Obviously, we fix /trek/ by letting it die. It's not even in the catalog anymore. Keep it that way.

Explain why they swapped the uniform colors

Cover the events of World War III plot the end of the series at the founding of the federation.

go back to the end of voyager and start again. everything after voyager returned has been shit

>>212202932
>TOS featured a mixed-gender, mixed-race, mixed-nationality bridge crew, and showed TV's first interracial kiss. TOS was extremely woke for its time. Just because you can't deal doesn't make it any less true.
That is true on the surface. The fact is, Terran society only became Federation-ready after mass genocidal ethic cleansing from Khan/WW III, followed by Green's Optimal ethnic cleansing, followed by disciplined mentorship from a century of Vulcan first contact. Sure, the bridge of the enterprise and Star Trek Academy are multi-species, but the planets of the Vulcans, Klingons, Andorians, etc, are never less than massively homogenous, and by implication pre-nuTrek spacefaring Earth was too. Federation starships are staffed with multiple species/races for the same reason the UN is: it brings together people from disparate groups. But there's no reason to think the homelands of those groups are multicultural. They're not.

Also the "first interracial kiss" was literally rape in a highly sickening episode in general.

>>212222183
Also just to add, we can lower Star Trek's Starfleet's size down to 1354706 ships, based on the average amount of people per population that exists for every single US naval vessel.
This would leave every Federation world with roughly 9000 ships.

>>212194851 (OP)
perfect OP image
geezer need a safespace echochamber for circlejerking

god i wish i was circlejerking right now

>>212227573
with fellow geezers in a lemon party ?
like that tng episode

>>212194851 (OP)
Bring back TRANSwarp drive

>>212227609
as long as there is jerking i'm good

>>212227652
did it ever work at any point

>>212217155
Forbidden Planet

>>212217155
TNG

>>212227778

>>212222183
Star Trek always sucked with scale. The Cardassian occupation of Bajor had a lower death rate than modern day Germany and more people are killed in Car crashes in the US per year.
(also lets be real, the Cardies dragged the Bajorans out from a literal slave based caste society)

>>212209203
>nipples

>>212227976
geezers only had that to fap in the late 80s

>>212224480
Anon, it was a Black Mirror episode.

>>212198217

>>212228076
> Pakled: most stupid race
> get warp before humans
gene is a hack

>>212228019
No, we already had Marina Sirtis doing soft-core porn.

>>212228120
imagine handling VHS tapes from the shop and the amount of multiple cum residues on it

>>212228054
Yes and?

>>212202932
socially progressive =/= woke

>>212228192
elab

>>212227652
It'll never be a real warp drive.

a mirror universe episode
in which _____ TUVIX ______ is the emperor

>>212228111
Your memory is faulty. In the TNG "Samaritan Snare" episode, they only had sub-light drive.

>>212228188
Because it was Black Mirror, it was perfectly understandable that he programmed the cyber clones to feel existential dread. Are you thick in the head or something?

a mirror universe episode
in which _____ Picard ______ is the gay

>>212228289
So what you are saying is you object to somebody exploring a hypothetical question? Take your fucking autism elsewhere, I was discussing the character, not the fucking writing staff.

>>212207570
Cross species breeding was happening constantly what are you on about

a mirror universe episode
in which TNG never got cancelled

She's so pretty anons.

>>212228352
that anon operates under the faulty assumption that sex between two higher life forms is on the same level as bestiality, don't bother trying to convince him otherwise he's committed to the bit

>>212207570
>they really should have given jadzia more shit for fucking klingons
why not give shit to Riker for marrying a slut that also fucked the same said Klingon, as the most cuck ever?

>>212228426
Mogged by the brunette from The First Duty

a TNG season
in which plot twist was that the entire season set inside the holodeck

>>212228384
We know what TNG decades later looks like, i.e. PIC s3. It´s beyond terrible.

I sneedposted. I ban evaded. I bribed jannies to cover the crimes of other jannies. I am an accessory to Chris Watts threads. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it.

>>212228265
yes! I was mistakenly mixed the Tellar with the Parkled.
What is the point of the Tellar byw?

>>212228556
I'd quit watching. Any show to rugpull like that gets an instant death.

TNG but
the producers had balls let the Borgs to kill Picard and have Locutus as the next season big bad

>>212228329
That's this universe though

Tuvok so funny. They show up in 1996 Los Angeles at the beach or whatever where all the weirdos are:
>We could've worn our Starfleet uniforms.

>>212228753
that is a good theory, but hard to prove

>>212228820
Reminds me of a funny idea I had. Go to a Renaissance Faire wearing Starfleet uniforms and walk around scanning things with a tricorder. They're LARPing from another time and so are you. I think it would be funny. Of course my hatred of RenFaire weirdos would preclude me from ever doing it, but it was funny in my brain.

>>212194929
hot as fuck, pity she was in one of the worst og series. just realized that show ran 20 years ago..

>>212228904
it was done so many times, faggot

>>212228904
I'm not sure what it is but I swear I've seen something like this before medieval larpers stumble into sci-fi larpers and they both just run with it, can't remember the movie title or anything about it, might have been a tv show

what was this

>>212229043
the secret society of the magical __nuns ___

>>212229043
Whoop-Fu

>>212228904
They did that on big bazinga memery

>>212228952
I never fail to lack originality it seems.

Reminds me of a funny idea I had. Go to a senior Gay Sauna wearing Starfleet uniforms and walk around scanning things with a tricorder.

>>212201893
>cutting wounds

>>212205209
Hey Mike after you're done with the 8 hours of makeup come down to the bath set. We have made some non newtonian fluid for you to sit in ... in your makeup for 8 hours.

>>212229189
>Captain I am detecting a bloodborne sexually transmitted autoimmune disease in this bathing establishment, it might be prudent to leave sooner rather than later.
>Spock these are Homorites of Homoria, their culture is different than ours and we need to understand it so the Federation treaty signing can go smoothly tomorrow.
>DAMN IT JIM! I can't treat a disease they keep spreading between themselves before I can develop a cure, it's mutating so fast I can't formulate a vaccine!

>>212229305
It's a liv-ACK

Sarah Silverman's character works at SETI but hasn't heard of Starfleet Academy? Confirmed Star Trek tv show never existed in Star Trek timeline. Immersion broken. Unsubscribed.

>>212229452
I want to like the 90s episode but it's too quirky. B-movies, VW vans, pizza and beer, Neelix watching soap operas. The quirk is just off the scales and it's cringeworthy. Also Tom Paris being obsessed with a 50 year period 300 years earlier wouldn't make him cool, the other crew members would definitely treat him like a gigantic nerd for it. It would be like someone who's just irrationally obsessed with the French-Indian Wars.

>>212229613
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? The computer age of the late 20th century....IBM discovered a crashed time ship. As a schizo, these episodes just fuck with my brain hardcore. Anyway GOODBYE SEE YOU TOMORROW

the mp3/mp4 we use today is very complex
it is not like the tv broadcast today that was simple radio waves.
our current transmission of audio/video require codes and compressors
making it impossible intra species ship-to-ship comunication impossible in the future

>>212228340
No, I was saying programming the cyber clones to feel existential dread was NOT weird, because it was a Black Mirror episode. How can you be this thick? No wonder you never leave your room.

>>212228610
>confused Tellarites with Pakleds
Fair enough. They're both pig-faced.
>what's the point of the Tellarites
So the Federation founders could virtue-signal about getting along with a pig-ugly species?

>>212229043
Very good question. She knew she was up against a Q, and decided to react like a kitty cat baring its claws. Pretty disgraceful behavior for the resident Time Lord. Seems ripe for parody.

>>212229721
What are the odds Paul whipped his dick out on set

>>212229689
That's one theory as to how America developed LCD displays, transistors, and fiber optics in the late 1940s...they were reverse-engineered from the Roswell crash.

>>212229452
I guess "Star Trek" never existed as a TV show in their own timeline.
>>212229745
Nah, the universal translator takes care of that.

>>212230692
>Nah, the universal translator takes care of that.
the wizard did it, got it
typical trekie

>>212229613
If I met a guy who was obsessed with the French Indian wars I'd think he was pretty cool. But you're off base because Tom was obsessed with a time period of ameeican pop culture which has existed since American pop culture has existed. 90s kids obsessed with the doors and the dead, zoomies in nirvana shirts etc

>>212229247
Those >>212200754 don't look anything like cutting wounds. She's too hot to be depressed.

>>212230729
still weird
like a future without rock and roll

that is why based JJ made Kirk love Beastie Boys

>>212230717
ffmpeg already does that in our time. Is it so difficult to believe in future ffmpeg?
>can't even spell "trekkie"
You're not even a casual; you're an outlander.

>>212198840
damn I didn't know /trek/ posters were this hot

>>212230796
That was his dad's car. Why couldn't the Beastie Boys be his dad's music?

>>212230826
>Is it so difficult to believe in future ffmpeg?
Bro, it identifies formats that are in his database. Any new format depends on an update.

>>212230836
They are. Trek is basically a delivery vehicle for sci-fi soft-core porn.

>>212230896
I used to be friends with a lefty Trek fan and he HATED this scene because it objectifies women

>>212230796
Hack fraud JewJew Abrahams with all of his shitty product placement and shitty Beastie Boys

>>212230796
Were are in a present without a monoculture to support rock and roll. Rock and roll died somewhere in the mid 00s, but was braindead at the point of puddle of mudd

>>212230962
Lefty trek fans are so incredibly stupid in my experience. There's a lot of them, though because the entire federation appeals to them because le racism and sexism has been abolished. Surface level crap.

>>212231051
It's funny because by the 90s sexism and racism were gone, but someone resurrected the IP

>>212231038
it would be a trivia point like mozart is to us
trek avoids pop culture too much but gets more cliched

>>212231085
>but someone resurrected the IP
elab

>>212230962
What kind of faggot objects to looking at women?

>>212231198
He's a literal faggot

>>212230425
K schizo. You are the one that barged in crying bout something nobody was talking about.

>>212230890
AI-assisted ffmpeg, dumbass. You don't know squat about the possibilities of technology, do you?

>>212231341
AI just a glorified search engine at this point. It's a joke to even call it "AI".

>>212230962
So he doesn't realize that women like to be objectified, and openly miss it once they hit the wall? He needs to grow up.

>>212231341
nta but why would ffmpeg be used here? AI is pretty good at translation already so I could easily see Apple or something in the future implementing auto translation features in their airpods or something. Maybe ffmpeg would be used in the background but I feel like they would just use some other form of in-house tech since it really wouldn't need to care about file formats if it's just parsing and listening to the microphone.

>>212231371
Call AI what you want but it's fairly competent at translation.

>>212231122
So generally from.the 90s to the first Obama term it was frowned upon to be racist or sexist. Not that it didnt exist, but it was generally frowned upon. Around the time of Obama and occupy culture shifted from class based grievances to sex/race based grievance culture. So the affluent kids in the media could pretend to be victims, the rich could deflect to racial issues and we elected a souless billionaire to fix the issues of billionaires, followed by another sellout democrat followed by the retarded billionaire again. And the whole time we've been bitching about the justified shootings of people like Jacob Blake and Michael brown, instead of demanding wage increases and organizing labor. It's much easier for affluent kids to bitch about race and gender than ever admit they are actually the privileged. We have two parties that deflect to either "whitey is keeping us down" or "it's all the browns that I hired for my resort that are keeping us down". Not that I don't think illegal immigration is a problem, but I also know the party with a mandate to clean it up is also the party that has been importing the people to suppress wages and both parties opened the economy to the rest of the world to outsource labor to. And now we've got retards telling us to pick a side full of race grifters.

I just finished the VOY equinox episodes, it was cool, I liked it.

>>212231622
You don't understand Guinan was oppressed while she had millions of latinum in her bank account.

>>212231649
I found Captain Ransom an unbelievable character, his first officer too

There's no way a Starfleet captain commits genocide to power his ship, just so he can get like 100 people home instead of settling on an M class.

>>212194851 (OP)
Complete fire sale of the franchise to a new, independent production company run exclusively by straight men. That is the only way it can be restored. Cut and changed in a way that allows all the destructive filth meant to kill it to be burned and forgotten. Same with Star Wars. Also, at least five years before talk of another go at the franchise even percolates up into the zeitgeist.

>>212231830
I would be throwing those fucks in the warp core to get home quicker.

my favorite holodeck episode

>>212231849
new company starts with HD remasters of ds9 and voy, then they release an actual good star trek game, a real one like we've never had, fps, 3rd person, flying away missions puzzles the works, all proper set after voy with dlcs from tos era, mid tng era, hell a ent one why not. Thats all for the five years, then you announce a new show set after voy say 20 years later.

>>212232340
>HD remasters of ds9 and voy

It's never gonna happen anon they sold the HDafying machine

>>212232470
the new company is the one that bought it, checkmate atheist

>>212215485
Drink some water tpol

>>212194851 (OP)
Erase everything after Voyager.

Mandatory hangings for troon fans.

>>212232644
Enterprise can stay

I find the number one problem of nutrek is that old Trek had a unique way of depicting how humans interact with each other 300-400 years in the future. Some viewers call it "robotic" and "autistic" but they're missing the point. In nuTrek, they're just like modern day people. They talk like us, they use our slang. It takes you out of it and it's not consistent with the older shows.

>>212232644
Enterprise is Good

>>212232786
in old trek people interacted with each other in good faith, earnestness and compassion. that's why it seems so stupid to modern audiences

>>212198217
How about accepting that if you don’t conform to the hivemind/federation that you’ll be expelled from the council?

>>212232786
also the spaceships look less cozy. This chrome sterile 'heckin' Star Trek movie' look. It's not cozy at all.

I haven't watched SNW , but from what I've seen. The ship does not look cozy whatsoever. Looks like a Star Trek 2010s movie.

super serious non cozyh control computer . Star Trek into Darkness. Buy one soda get another big gulp free. Watch movie with your hispanic cousins. Michael Bay.

>>212232879
they use the same aesthetic in the Picard show too. This is supposed to still be set within 20 years of the TNG era.

>>212232928
I miss my hispanic cousins. I wasn't trying to say they were a bad part of that experience. They were the good part.

its so funny it had to be intentional when in Amok Time Kirk's leaving Spock's quarters after their very heartfelt conversation and when the door opens you still see the fucking soup on the wall that just totally breaks the tension.

>>212232988
why can't someone turn on the goddamn lights

>>212232988
completely drained of cozy. Meanwhile TNG had cozy carpets. Grotesque

>>212233012
chapel kept trying to bring him soup, that was like the fifth bowl he smashed

>>212233040
Everything up until Star Trek Nemesis had cozy carpets.
Somewhere along the line we deemed that too "quaint" and 80s-looking. They even make a joke about it in Picard.

>>212232988
>"Neo-Constitution" class
why did their main viewscreen on the bridge double as an airlock?

>>212231154
Cute! Can the AI draw them in microkinis?

>>212232988
This looks like the "battle bridge" from the fucking Yesterday's Enterprise when we're in the dark horrible endless war future

Nu Trek producers are so goddamn clueless

>>212231273
You literally were, but never mind, schizo.

>>212233175
"Neo Constitution class" as a designation is so fucking STUPID I swear to GOD
By that logic, most every class of the one saucer, two nacelles variety can be called Constitution class.

>>212231371
>hurr durr glorified search engine
You are REALLY behind the times.

>>212233273
B-b-but VEO 3 is just a glorified Indian computer graphics studio!

>>212233273
Sure thing, Sanjeet.

>>212231341
My point was that ffmpeg can do that now, and AI can adapt to future codecs, so the idea of a universal audio/video translator is not far fetched.

>>212232838
>in old trek people interacted with each other in good faith, earnestness and compassion.
That's what people call autistic nowadays. Funny how everyone who has a hobby and is competent is called autistic.

>>212233257 furthermore
>>212233175
>why did their main viewscreen on the bridge double as an airlock?
Because nutrek does not have genuine autistic nerds designing the starships and explaining how they work in a believable way. They don't have Andrew Probert or Rick Sternbach.

>>212231211
Logical.

>>212232644
t. petty tyrant with a bad case of megalomania
>>212232847
>confoooooorm!
no

>>212233257
I didn't really see the lineage that would warrant tacking "constitution" onto the starship class name.

>>212233363
you'd think that'd be the LAST place you'd want an airlock

>>212233387
she can bowl me over with her logic any time

>>212232879
>I haven't watched SNW , but from what I've seen. The ship does not look cozy whatsoever.
I don't think it fits the traditional Trek aesthetic, but I am envious of Pike's quarters and the open kitchen concept. I would personally want my kitchen to look more like that.

>>212233324
>ffmpeg
Why do you keep bringing up ffmpeg? Universal translators would very likely use cameras and passive audio listening to translate in real time by parsing it all to the AI model. ffmpeg might be used but it's the least important part of the chain. Something AR related like the vision pro or some AR glasses is the most likely scenario for universal translation. On the computer we can already translate nearly on the fly.

>>212194851 (OP)
We don't, it was perfect and nutrek isn't required

>>212232879
>>212232988
I thought it was nice

>>212233504
>Why do you keep bringing up ffmpeg?
NTA but presumably it's a good example of using a Fourier transform to normalize a signal, which would be a critical part of a real-time translation service.

I never realized until this time, this is gowron, guess once you really look at the eyes you can see it

>>212233536
I honestly think lower decks is the worst of nu trek, because it's a Trojan horse to excuse the rest of awful nutrek

>>212233536
This is the plainest most awful bridge design I've ever fucking seen. I get that it's a cartoon but good lord, looks like something a 5 year old would draw

>>212233580
He looks like a young Bob Newhart and they really missed out on an opportunity to have Old Gowron played by Bob Newhart

>>212233536
god thats ugly, everything about it the design the animation literally everything is disgusting

>>212232192
Yeah Kira in mid 20th century evening wear was always a treat. Only reason to want any remastered DS9 is better resolution of those scenes.

>>212233639
I doubt newhart could do the eyes

>>212233363
Almost all of the starship designs post-2009 are so fucking UGLY too it genuinely infuriates me. Everything is all jagged lines, bulbous nacelles that ruin the flow, or in the case of Discovery, a flying pizza cutter with chopsticks. 20-30 years ago these designs would have been rejected. In fact, in the case of the Crossfield class, it WAS based on a Ralph McQuarrie concept that was REJECTED because the producers thought it was UGLY.

>>212233619
>>212233644
looks functional to me, which is what you get from a workhorse/support utility ship

>>212233701
>looks functional to me!
>by that i mean completely devoid of creativity
>it's okay because it's meant to be a gay ship anyway!
Really pathetic to watch people turn these sort of mental gymnastics tumbles. Like watching a kid with down syndrome on the trampoline.

>>212233685

>>212233688
I'd forgive the design if the show was good, I did it for ds9

>>212233736
oh ok I stand corrected, that would've been incredible

>>212233793
the defiant is ascetically pleasing as is ds9

>>212233837
It's not, but the show is good so.you assume the designs are good

>>212233793
Runabouts are kino
Defiant class serves its purpose

>>212233586
>>212233619
>>212233644
haters gotta hate

>>212233847
no thats subjective and the defiant is a beautiful little ship

>>212194851 (OP)
Cast Sarah Gadon

justify this

>>212233855
Trannys gonna invade hobbies and interests and derail any discussion with their faggotry

>>212233906
looks cool

>>212233906
is it wrong that i want to mount that ship from behind?

>>212233906
can't shan't its awful

>>212233870
>it's subjective
So I guess nutrek is subjective to?

>>212233906
it's like the move from an Arleigh Burke to Zumwalt class, presumably for stealth reasons

>>212233853
Runabouts are kino but the defiant is not a well designed ship

>>212233964
nope thats just shit, idk why you don't like the defiant class but thats ok, I don't like the intrepid class but I like most of the show well enough, so its ok if you don't like the defiant, I don't see any point in debating this

>>212233389
Found the tranny, there is a 59% chance you'll be fucking up the next thread

>>212233906
Amazing how tastes have devolved

>>212234052
I think they both look cool. Simple as

>>212233906
>>212234052
why do they hate the "neck" part so much?

I never understood people posting the Defiant in their "favourite ship" threads, it's quite unattractive.
AFTER watching DS9 I found an appreciation for it but compared to 90% of everything else it's not very aesthetically pleasing.
The bridge is nice I guess.

>>212234016
Yeah I never liked the defiant class as a ship, but I like the defiant class in the show because it was a well written show so though I didn't like the design I still like the ship. Just like the STD ship is garish, but I'd be forgiving it if I liked the show.
>intrepid class
I liked it, but I also like to do things the janeway

>>212234078
You're wrong. Galaxy and Sovereign classes convey power and speed. Even the Odyssey class they ripped off from STO was okay. This so called Neo Constitution is a kitbash. It's blocky and lacks and style or grace.

>>212234133
I simply cannot be wrong about an aesthetic opinion.

>>212194851 (OP)

>>212234092
>>212234115
the defiant works as advertised its moves like it looks like it should the design conveys speed maneuverability while being hard hitting, the nacelles are almost bigger then the ship, its a fighter pure and simple

>>212234133
I'd be cool with a series set between STVI and TNG if it was set on an ambassador class

>>212234203
There are two apples in front of you. One is ripe and symmetrical, the other is rotting. You are forced to eat the one with the preferable aesthetics. Since you're an edgy contrarian you eat the rotten apple. You get food poisoning and die

its time to bake

>>212234408
a rotting apple just gives you cider

>>212234408
This is applying your preconceived notions of what design is the rotten apple and which is the pristine apple. It's a bad argument because it has no basis in reality and you're just projecting your opinion on which apple is which design. Just really bad logic here. One ship is an apple and the other ship is an orange. I like both.

>>212234295
>speed and maneuverability
They're spaceships anon. Maneuverability is not something implemented with sleek design,

>>212234532
>comparing two ships is like apples and oranges
>it's bad logic
Lol, lmfao really

Why didn't the borg make a sphere instead of a cube?!?!? Way more aerodynamic in space! Stupid borg!

>>212234555
its a small ship with big engines it looks like its maneuverable and it doesn't disappoint, you can't imagine the galaxy class moving the way the defiant does and it would look silly if it did.

>>212234591
huh? they did

new
>>212234647
>>212234647
>>212234647
>>212234647

>>212234587
Yeah it is, comparing a ford and a porsche is the same thing as what you're doing.
>They're both cars, though!

someone bake dammit

>>212234525
It might make you go blind too

>>212234616
The defiant looks like a part of a ship that fell off another ship. Any other ship moving like it wouldn't be silly, because these are spaceships pseud

>>212234616
they had the galaxy class moving like the millennium falcon in the ROTJ ripoff scene in picard and it looked like fucking ass

>>212234650
sorry I meant ellipsoid

>>212234016
>don't debate me, my mind is made up, in completely unrelated news i haven't taken a shit in 3 months

>>212234038
>anyone who doesn't like petty tyranny and mass executions is going to fuck up the thread

>>212234295
It looks like a toilet seat

>>212234695
no, that's fapping. just how thick are your glasses anon?

>>212234686
Have a Troi Cake, anon.

>>212235139
you ate the best part, you greedy piece of shit

>>212235023
I don't like petty tyranny, which is why I don't want trannies involved in trek threads

>>212235457
you have become what you pretend to hate

>tfw you read this thread for five minutes

>>212197560
Based namefren.

>>212233837
>ascetically