Thread 212203217

>Thunderbolts.2025.HDR.2160p.WEB.H265-ETHEL
>Thunderbolts.2025.HDR.2160p.WEB.H265-ETHEL
>Thunderbolts.2025.HDR.2160p.WEB.H265-ETHEL
>Thunderbolts.2025.HDR.2160p.WEB.H265-ETHEL
>Thunderbolts.2025.HDR.2160p.WEB.H265-ETHEL
Now that you can download the 22GB 4K file using DDL, how was it?

>>212203217 (OP)
>Marvelslop in 2025

>>212203217 (OP)
>"here it is lads, the day we finally push making people download stoopidhuge movie sizes, with irresistible Marvels: Thunderbolts™"

How about you stop being a fucking nigger and just repack the 720/1080 ones you fucked up?

>>212203361
>repack the 720/1080 ones you fucked up?
stop downloading shitty files

i strictly only watch 4k capeshit
everything else is either yify, rarbg or regular 1080

>>212204044
based

>>212203361
Some people care about quality and bitrate. Just use real debrid.

>1918x802
What mean?

>>212204285
resolution

it's piggy time

>>212205061
ewwwwwwwwww

>>212205061
>>212205155
Leave her alone!

>>212204044
I agree, usually I download either the YTX or RARBG 1080p (10-bit, if available) rips. They look really good on my LG OLED. I sometimes download a 4K version of a movie but most of the time I can barely tell the difference from the 1080p version when I'm watching from the couch.

>>212205061
i like Pugh but she gotta stop eating and start training

>>212205061
fat bitch

>>212205061
i actually have no idea who any of these characters are so far except for captain winter soldier
i won't be watching this and will rewatch return of the living dead again

>>212203217 (OP)
>yaaay qween slayy quirky slop with comic relief moids

>>212203217 (OP)
They have the awful taste to bring a comic book heroine dressed in this mechanic outfit, they never understood this genre and then they don't know why no one wanted to see it

>>212205061
That's a rough 27 or whatever

>>212203217 (OP)
Just finished watching… 4/10. Pure garbino.

I watched some of the LAMA rip and it has completely busted audio levelling shit that lowers the volume on any loud scene and doesn't work at all, don't bother with it

>>212206923
She's like 35 in the movie, canonically

that's my cute comfy wife :)
realistically anons do you think you could hope for better? honestly?

masha coded

Can we get a webm of the full sentry fight in glorious quality please

>>212203217 (OP)
I put the same effort in watching slop as they do in making it, so its 720p for me at 1.5x speed

ZAMN

>>212207194
>better
No such thing. She's already perfect.

>>212208804
This was such cheap hackey manipulative writing but it worked, it hit me hard and really made me sad about how my life has ended up

Z Z Z

>>212208804
Jennifer Coolidge on marvel movies?

I just finished it
bob is literally me except I'm not going to have some russian pig gf/wife save me and will die alone

>>212211381
Great MCUslop, isn't it?
Probably the best since Endgame.

>>212203217 (OP)
is aw it in theaters why should i care. are there extras or deleted scenes ?

>>212211381
She's literally lesbian. What tye fuck are you talking about? There was no romance. They just needed a friendship so when rdj kills him in the next movie yelena has a reason to join Sam's team

>>212213398
Retard.

>>212213577
Pretard

>>212208804
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>212215956
boring

>>212203217 (OP)
>florence pig
dropped

>>212217448
oink

>>212203262
wtf? did he sell out and get digitally turned into a normal height person for the role?

>>212211381
Why do you want that? She's a pick me

>>212203217 (OP)
so is it good

>>212220041
No. It's just better then all other Marvel output lately so it looks good by comparison. I fell for it too.

Wait if you're a homo with sadness issues you might like it more or something.

>>212205061
With a neck like that its actually hopeless

>>212219348
god she's so based

>>212203262
t. tranime pillowfucker

>>212220155
Enjoy your piggy bro

>>212220041
its basically an emo comedy

>>212204044
Its [Anno Domini 2025] and VFX are still rendered at 2K. Imagine watching Marvel slop at 4K where all the CGI is a blurry low resolution mess. Have fun, Raj.

>>212209955
>russian character with emphasis on Z

>>212221213
she is /tv/

>>212203217 (OP)
>22GB
isnt that too much??

>>212221365
no

I feel I basically watched all of Thunderbolts because I saw EFAP break it down. There's no real reason to watch it except for that Sentry fight that was posted here on release day.

>>212221365
If you have a way to make mpeg reduce the data size of movies, lets hear it.

>>212221213
why does Hollywood try to convince me that this woman is beautiful?

>>212221555
Because she 100% used to be?
And what you gonna do, abandon the investment because she got fat?

>>212221213
Pulse 2000 already did this. Hollywood just whines and zooms think a lack of reflection on system/cog, action/consequence is better cos self pity is all there is to do.

>>212219348
>>212220155
>>212220467
You just know she would be off the charts insane in bed, just pleasing you over and over making all kinds of fucked up sounds and noises just to make you explode either on her face down her throat or deep inside her pussy she would just do whatever it would take to make you cum absolute cock addicted sow

>>212221606
she always had a fat face and smelled bad

>>212221606
It's Shelly winters all over again

>>212221213
Literally me.

>>212221213
>daddy I am so fat and men don't like me!

>>212221618
Chubby girls aren't coomers tho

>first 5m is just a small chubby woman beating groups of man like is nothing
so this is the return to form marvelgoys shilled?

>>212222416
she beats one scientist...
hilarious how they made him look like normal scientist
but then in a fight he suddenly pulls second gun or pulls out a knife lol

>>212205061
I like her. If Florence Pugh was my wife I would be a very, very content and happy man as all of you mockers would.

her theme
https://youtu.be/gaQnKc_pcXI?si=pnQb0Scf4PuwfvN-

>>212222416
Don't forget how she just casually headshots everyone afterwards. This is the woman who wanted to stop killing people.

>>212208804
Find God, get a husband through Him, have and raise children to know, fear and love God. Reflect Him in all that you do. Pray to Him constantly. Involve Him in every aspect of your life. This is why women are becoming hysterical burnouts and men are retreating into hobbies. Lots of inceldom on both sides of the aisle and all it takes is to literally do the opposite of what you've been doing to get to this point.

You've held onto nothing as a foundation to make yourself "happy" outside of the what the WORLD has told you. The world doesn't make you happy. You're 35 and swimming in a sea of nothing seeking guidance and authority from a man. It's the screenwriters using their existential problems to "write what they know" and expressing it through fictional avatars and that's why these movies keep FAILING.

*sweating profusely*
>What ahh...
*heavy breathing*
>have you...
*loudly clears throat*
>got for me?
*licks lips*

>>212215956
Yeah, it's not like mental illness has been a central part of the Sentry since his original run.
Read a fucking comic.

>>212203217 (OP)
Just marathoned this kinopia

It feels like a very long episode of some disney+ tv show

she is a good actress and I like watching movies just because she is there

>>212223811
When they started filming it was going to be an episodic story, but then they turned it into a movie.

>>212205061
POST MORE SCREENSHOTS PLEASE.

The women obviously but please a few of US Agent & Sentry.

>>212206951
I think it's the Amazon rip.
I grabbed the MA rip from BYNDR and the audio is normal.

>>212221841
you have no idea

>>212203217 (OP)
>bucky entrance on a bike
Absolute kino

>>212203217 (OP)
Not even gonna waste my time and storage watching this slop.

>>212221213
And this is how you make us love her character.
It was that easy.

I can’t… it was a mistake… 5 minutes in and that ugly piglet already taking legions of men down, no superpower involved while quipping every second…

>>212205435
i kept thinking this was kamala khan somehow, like a secret identity or something

>>212222620
nah

>>212221841
huh? Why would you say that?

>>212220041
it's alright, a bit maudlin at points but better than most of what marvel has put out in the last 5 years. I wish the final confrontation had been more interesting though, visually and thematically it felt recycled.

>>212203217 (OP)
why would I watch this

it’s sad how the lot of you sit at a pc all day and fling shit at one another as a way to cope with how sad your existence is and then you “brag” about watching cartoons made for retards in 4k
when you use critical thinking and break it down it’s quite sad.
like legitimately sad as fuck
i wish you all well

>>212227757
because

>>212203217 (OP)
Finally. I actually enjoyed this movie for what it was. It's miles better than some of the other shit that Marvel have put out recently.

Watched it last night. One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Just don’t waste your time

>>212220093
It was even fucking worse than Blacktain American lol completely irredeemable
>2500 jokes in the movie, each one profoundly unfunny
>final battle is hugging and power of friendship, literally
>cinematography about as bad as possible, might as well be a black and white movie

>>212227757
why wouldn't you watch this

It’s a movie about us the incel NEETs

>>212224275
Do you think she actually likes her nips sucked? Like is that one of her main kinks?

>>212229967
Depends if she's actually sensitive there. I've known women where nipple stimulation doesn't do much to them, even if using clamps.

I want to rape that granny kike

The brown girl is hot

>>212229621
That's just bad bait.

>>212229877
No

>>212203217 (OP)
>22gb

>>212205061
Well fed, stocky yet feminine build. Loves to cook. Built to care for, fuck, and breed.

>>212231562
She definitely sticks her tongue up the booty holes of White Chads.

>>212220467
We like bitches who eat without getting outright fat.

>>212221522
Walker is worth it, but yeah I get it.

>>212203217 (OP)
>guy wearing pajamas is the most powerful one
Thank you for another twist mr. Shambalam!

>>212231640
Are you fucking kidding me

>>212229621
it's definitely better, no question about it

>>212203217 (OP)
>how was it?
Very disappointing. After months of people proclaiming that it was a shame it flopped since it was supposedly one of their best, I was annoyed to see lazy fight choreography whith goons standing around doing nothing and quips after every serious moment.
There's literally a scene where we think a little girl just got murdered after initially being saved. And no one screams or cries. We just get a joke about the villain, "looks like his dark side came out to play" or something.
And then of course it turns out the girl's not dead because marvel are pussies who would never actually kill a child on screen

Brave New World was unironically better
and that film wasn't great

>>212232204
>Evil Superman appears in the middle of new york and murders almost the entire city
>every marvel hero: Ehh, I'm sure the situation will sort itself out

>>212204044
>all that crazy amount of work for the dumbest looking design ever
lol

the first 30 minutes was solid. everything else sucks.

>>212203217 (OP)
Shockingly enjoyed the movie. That said it's no surprise this movie bombed when you look at the budget. This shit really did not need to be 200m when the best moments are the character parts. They should've cut all the city destruction and figured out some smaller low budget way to show the team coming together and helping people. Also just cut Ghost entirely, she does nothing in the movie and is clearly an afterthought.

This shit should've been like 100 mil.

>>212219348
He has no idea what ick means.

>>212219348
Yeah? I love picking bitches that want to be picked. Why would you like someone who doesn't want to be picked? Or at least pretends not to want to be picked, everyone wants to be picked. If there are two girls and one of them's like "I really want your validation and I highly value your opinion of me" and the other one is like "I'm a strong independent woman, I don't care what you or anyone else thinks" I would always pick the first one, the second one seems like a bitch.

i watched about half and started jacking off when it was playing in the background. it was still going when i finished. the movie is too long.

>>212209909
>>212208804
it worked because that's how people over 30 feel
you realize everything around you is fake, everyone is hustling, all keeping up with the joneses
your life is rinse and repeat of what you did yesterday, the day before, last week, last month, last year
next thing you know a decade flew by, maybe you have a participation trophy from corporate to show, maybe you're now paying off a mortgage you regret getting, maybe you're pissed your wife keeps nagging you about replacing the fence
>people can still feel alone even when they are in a relationship
the core message of the movie is, without purpose, you will always feel alone, there will always be a void. it is purpose that assembles the team, not loneliness, not desperation, not diversity quota.
the writing is pretty well done

bumping

>>212203217 (OP)
Started watching, im half way through and its ... good?
I bet it will shit the bed in second half.. no way marvel makes anything good.

>>212238124
Its good

>>212236047
retard

this shit got me hard as diamonds. love the smirkfu she got goin on too.

literally me
literally

I thought it was decent but I wish it went a bit harder, there was a lot of silliness, I know it's a marvel movie, but yeah. An actually quite good movie could have been made here, instead it was just okay.

>>212239553
Yeah the Void was pretty spooky, but it could have been spookier

>>212239369
>i love women who humiliating men non-stop for no reason
ok cuck

>>212232367
Agreed which is crazy, how low can they go

>>212239460
You can tell off this single screenshot that someone is giving a serious rundown or something and this line is shoehorned in the middle of it for the shittiest attempt at a laugh.

>>212203217 (OP)
It wasnt bad. Maybe bit short and simple, but then at lest no way to fuck anything up.
Still, you miss out nothing by skipping it, despite being tied with so many movies it dosnt really set up or continue anything of matter, in fact it kinda makes you realize how shit recent marvel movies were.

sars the slampiggy

>>212234213
this cost 200milion?
what the fuck, for real, there was no need for that huge setpiece at the end, you caould really go smaller scale for smaller scale group
gonna bet 75% of the budget is spent on last 20 minutes since its just endless scenes with cgi

>>212239752
>humiliating
how is this humiliating? you've never been commented on your dick before? you got a smol dick bro? how sad.

sad news
one less daughterfu for /tv/

>>212240520
What does a 4 year old girl see when she enters the shame dimension of infinite rooms?

>>212223618
>mental illness has been a central part of the Sentry since his original run
Bob was completely sane during the original mini, his memories were slowly returning, while everyone but Hulk had forgotten him. They didn't make Bob nuts until Bendis brought him back

I just watched the movie.
WOW, it was shit.
So boring. Never a highlight or some suspense. The interactions in the team all felt forced. The humor, the pretending to be failures. All that depression stuff was equally forced and prevented there ever being anything entertaining.
Yelena isn't a great actress. The only decent actor was Bucky. The Seinfeld girl was atrocious. How did they not notice during filming??

>>212241096
>The Seinfeld girl was atrocious.
It was genuinely surprising how shit she was.

All this film really showcased was that Bucky deserves his own film.
And apparently the in-world shenanigans is as retarded as the real world clusterfuck surrounding this franchise

>>212241283
How did they fuck up and waste such an interesting premise as superhero congressman? It’s incredible

>>212203217 (OP)
I watched the camrip and it's genuinely one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen. Half the dialogue feels like it was complete improv, all the costumes look like shit, the actors are all ugly and overall I just really did not like it.

>>212231909
>22gb h265 encode

>>212203217 (OP)
>HDR.2160p

>>212241373
I’ll go as far as saying it’s the worst MCU
movie I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen them all except for Eternals, The Marvels, Wakanda Forever. Maybe one of those is worse. Not one second of this heap of shit was enjoyable.

>>212203217 (OP)
it was OK, best of new marvel slop, worse than most older marvel slop

>>212242071
It's the only good marvel movie since captain america 1

>>212241254
That dialog would be shit for any actor. The movie was full of shitty dialog.

>>212241967
>I’ll go as far as saying it’s the worst MCU
>movie I’ve ever seen
I assumed it couldn't possibly be that bad, but it was. It like someone tried on purpose to make it boring, unfunny and cringe.

>>212242151
Shut up, Kevin.

Can't be worse than Ironheart at least

>>212242493
Post, your Top 5 movies, DeShawn.

>>212242750
Thunderbolts is worse than Ironheart. They're both bad, but Thunderbolts is incredibly boring on top of the DEI cringe.

>>212242822
Post, your Top 5 movies, Tyrone.

>>212231909
zoomers don't know what bitrate is

>>212241967
Eternals is impressively trash. Borderline unwatchable.
The Marvels was actually unwatchable. I stopped after 5 minutes.
Wakanda Forever was surprisingly mid. Not great but at least competent which was especially surprising considering they replaced Black Panther with a scrawny teenage girl, a teenage scientist girl and their middle aged warrior woman friend

>>212243327
And somehow Tunderbolts managed to make these movies look ok.

>>212243530
Thunderbolts was better than Eternals. Like don't get me wrong, Thunderbolts was trash. But Eternals is embarrassing. They share most of the same faults but Eternals doesn't have any likeable characters and devotes a good portion of its running time to a Twilight-inspired love triangle where the director's stand in is in turmoil because she has to choose between her current boyfriend (who's secretly got superpowers and is bland as a rock) and her ex boyfriend (who's Superman but evil)
At least Thunderbolts had that cool Terminator 2 scene even if it was vastly inferior to the original

>>212243929
Eternals characters are bland and the movie had no potential at all. But it being bland also meant less cringe moments.
Thunderbolts has potential, especially the characters. But the script and the dialogs are incredibly bad and it all feels so forced.

>Technically we are still in D.C.
>Baltimore is one block over

>>212220315
Watching tranime is far more dignified than wasting your life watching Jewish sex slaves play pretend.

>>212242151
ironman is the only good marvel slop

>>212207295
that and Void were the best part of the movie. For those glorious 5 minutes the effects looked great

>>212244218
the midget pig and her dads hollywood russian accent is so fucking awful it takes me out of every scene where they talked

>>212219293
>if keanu reeves and that obnoxious midget had a buttbaby

>>212203217 (OP)
Is "The New Avengers" a joke or were they really hoping people would actually care about this team of literal whos and call them "the new avengers" and they could make a franchise out of it?
It's a joke, right?

>>212246661
>80% of the millions of dollars my daughter makes in Hollywood blockbusters is spent on food here at my café

Overrated trash but it's loved by plebbitors. Nepobaby Pullman wasn't half bad btw.

>>212203217 (OP)
Just watched it
Anyone else thought the opening scene is identical to the heroes opening?

>>212203217 (OP)
just finished it
the whole bob subplot was dumb and uninteresting
why should I care about the mental wellbeing of a random guy
why waste so much time on him
why cast such a noname
why not go deeper into some of the crews memory instead of a rando?
why sentry didn't show yelena how her sister died?
why introduce a completely new character in a coming together film?

solid 5/10

I was annoyed that Marvel based de Fontaine on Tulsi Gabbard but not anymore after she lied that Iran is close to making a nuclear bomb.

>>212205435
She cute

The only good parts was sentry Bucky Walker and ghostfu

>>212246930
>the whole bob subplot
>why waste so much time on him
Anon, it's the main plot.

>>212220467
>You like cheese, here is cheddar.
At least, it's not plastic american cheese

>>212248513
Cornish Cruncher is an S-tier cheddar, the flavour is deep, sharp and tangy, the crystallisation gives it an amazing texture.

faceless women sexo...

It looks like they took a bunch of people 9ff a city bus and gave them leather outfits. Who would pay for this goyslop?

>>212221213
literally me but without the drinking part

>>212215956
That's the Sentry's whole gimmick though

>>212221213
The only reason this got good reviews is because they put in stuff like this that appeals to anhedonic freelance movie critics.

Just watched it and surprisingly enjoyed it. Though I haven’t watched a marvel movie since endgame so maybe that’s why. Also the torrent I used had weird audio during the fights

>>212250106
>Also the torrent I used had weird audio during the fights
KyoGo fucked up audio.
ETHEL fucked up resolution.
BYNDR was fine.

>>212203217 (OP)
>2160p
kek. HDfags are a spiritually raped people. lossless 480p is all you need.

can someone explain sentry in this? why is he retarded? feel like the movie didn't really explain what was wrong with him.

>>212239369
what could they possibly be referring to here?

>>212250916
He's bipolar

>>212250916
Meff addict

>>212250942
It's clearly explained in the scene
>>212250916
It's clearly explained (multiple times)

>>212250916
He’s like me fr fr

>>212250916
meth, child abuse, the usual

>>212240810
>another episode of safe-edge, safe-racist, safe-chud is l...l...literally me!!!!!! he dindu nothing worng!!!
grow up faggot
actually just kill yourself

Still autistically obsessed about this movie. Really like the characters and their dynamics, it's just a nice comfy movie to put on often. Haven't cared about a movie or even capeshit in a long time. Shame it did poorly.

>>212203217 (OP)

From the thumbnail of that poster it looked like dude on the left had a giant badonkadonk ass; but it was just a shield.

>>212253141

I like ragtag mistfit protagonists. If it was just a silly action movie or crime caper I would have seen it. But I checked out on cape shit even before End Game came out.

I can see the pattern.
>some ugly ass capeshit/fotm tranime/netflix 'anime' thread made
>lonely landwhale tumblrtranny femcel hide in and bump 24/7, post same shit with same accent over and over and over again
I hope you get rotten in eternal hell

>>212231562
>me when I lie

Isn't having Bucky and U.S. Agent on the same team kind of redundant?

i liked it

it was boring

if you enjoyed the slop you have a low IQ

>>212246522
No!

>>212250916
/pol/ reject

>>212253235
Fair enough. I checked out as well around the same point. The only thing connected to it that I saw prior was Falcon and Winter Soldier, but still ended up liking it a ton. Wish it were an original idea but it wouldn't really work as its own thing.

>ctrl+f "taskm"
Really? not a single word about how unceremoniously they killed taskmaster?

It's not a great movie but at least there's humanity in it. It didn't feel soulless.

>>212251314
Kys

>>212253512
I don't think anyone even remembers she's in it by the end of that act.

>>212253512
who

>>212253512
I don’t get it, was she in a previous movie? She looked lame and retarded so good on them for killing her

>>212253900
She was main char in black widow, but everyone hated the casting and the divergence from the comics (in the comins it's a guy and he's basically deadpool before deadpool was a thing, in the movies they turned it into a mute woman).

>>212253512
Since the release I've been looking for anything with Olga Kurylenko talking about it but she hasn't said shit.

>>212253181
>I've got nothing on my mind but bussy all the time

>>212254040
I assume that movie was worse than thunderbolt?

>>212203217 (OP)
Zoomer here, how do I download this? Is that a link or something?

>>212254040
>(in the comins it's a guy and he's basically deadpool before deadpool was a thing
How the fuck is Taskmaster, Deadpool-like to you?

>>212254723
Shave your ass and get in the back of my van

>>212203217 (OP)
Why did it bomb?

>>212255000
He's a jerk, but not because hes some evil psycho, he just doesnt get why people make such a big deal out of things, when its all so damn easy.

• Doesn’t actually care about being a serious villain.

• Loves money, good times, and money.

• Is only in it of the money is worth it.

• Avoids getting his ass beat if it’s not.

• Loves money.

• Actually hilarious sense of humor.

It’s crazy because comic book Taskmaster talks like the stereotypical MCU character. It’s such a layup, and they botched it. If they wanted a female Taskmaster, go for it, just make sure to make her a cackling asshole. It’s not like “attractive young woman- seen, not heard” is a novel or progressive approach to writing a female character.

>>212246742
I wish someone would look at me like Florence looks at that dog.

>>212246530
i like the alexei and yelena characters but they somehow managed to make them boring and dull and the father daughter relation seems like something scripted by a cheapest version of chatgpt