Thread 212204467

How will they adapt a Horizon tv series/movies?

Badly

>>212204467 (OP)
Is she wearing a shower cap?
What the fuck is that.

>>212204467 (OP)
Might be possible now that Nikocado Avocado has lost enough weight that he can pull off the role of Aloy

>>212204467 (OP)
Why?

I was sold on these being Shadow of the Colossus but with robots and I have never trusted random posts on the internet taken at face value with no research done beforehand or after on my part whatsoever ever again. Sign of the times that you can no longer trust strangers on the internet

>>212204585
It's a medieval type of head piece, the game is full of strange and weird outfit and headpieces.

>>212204467 (OP)
i wouldnt it has expensive flop written all over it

>>212204467 (OP)
This series is dogshit. I don’t get the appeal. Neither the gameplay, nor the story/setting are interesting. I don’t get how it’s had such long staying power.

>>212204691
Yes it's not just a horse riding simulator, sorry for you anon.

All the settings would look particularly goofy on tv/film, and there isn't a sexy guy for Aloy to lust after so women wouldn't see it.

>>212204889
Sony exclusive IP's are few and far between, it's like why Halo and Gears are around despite continuously being dogshit for the last 10+ years. If there's any life left in what few exclusives they have they're gonna milk it because you don't get new exclusives very often and it's even rarer for them to be successful

did they de-fat her in the sequel

>>212204889
The gameplay and the design are absolutely fire, you have shit taste or you play gacha games.

https://youtu.be/Qcf8NzbxX2k?si=41EqZXgYEkHxsaTR

>>212204960
If Hanna Oekstra wouldn't be casted as Aloy It wouldn't make any sense however.

https://youtu.be/61I78W64w04?si=aUE-Bla6tqwqGQUi

Surely they'll get Nikocado to play Aloy.

>>212204467 (OP)
By hiring Bella Ramsey to playe Aloye

She’ll be played by Zendaya

Aloy is a real person.

https://youtu.be/G-aeGTiL0jk?si=RGi2jvw6JYwtlg77
https://youtu.be/mP6b1yGaWDY?si=we1sJofb7sb31SHt

I love my Aloy hotwife

>>212206873
https://youtu.be/rQli6mT1pmk?si=x10JQv8c8vvLsGqZ

Yes

>>212206585
It's incredible how neckbeards are obsessed by a bunch of bad frames while in reality she looks fine in the game.

>>212207208
Is Aloy the cutest and most beautiful female character created in the last decade?
Yes.

>>212207208
I’ve never played this game, she has aj unusually fat face for what looks like a lean warrior

>>212204467 (OP)
Animated in the style of the original concept art.

>>212207208
is this supposed to be one of the good frames?

>>212207356
Why? When the finished product is so much better!

>>212204937
>They had to patch that outfit.

>>212207381
Should've just given her a topless outfit instead so everyone could look at my hotwife's tits

>>212207325
She hasn't a fat face, and her body is amazingly lean.

>>212207487
>all the outfits that show off her tummy
kino

I hate the top of her hair. Whoever's idea that was needs to be shot.

>>212207613
Never understood people's problems with her hair. It's like a mane; it fits her well.

One of the sadder parts about a potential adaptation is the lack of Riddick.
He was really great as Sylens.

>>212207694
I would dispute that it fits her well. I love the idea of a massive mane of red hair, but the execution doesn't really fit her head shape in a eye-pleasing way.
Pic not related

>>212207613
You can cover them with the headpieces and the problem is solved.

>>212207767
Really? I love it. Definitely one of the parts of her design I love the most.

>>212207767(me)
>>212207802
Bingo.

>people find this ugly

Just say you're homo.

>>212207892
>drop dead gorgeous
>red head
>fit as hell
>makes chud seethes
the perfect woman

>>212207748
Yeah, you can't really recast him since the character is literally him and he's important.

>>212207892
>>212207939
Easy on the attacks. We were having a very even-handed and polite discussion.

Annalise Basso would be perfect

>>212207939
Imagine having Hannah Hoekstra as gf and making her dress like Aloy everyday.

>>212208147
Would push me to become religious because that must mean I'm in heaven.
>ywn lick her tummy every day

>redhead

They would cast the ugliest and blackest negroid they could find.

>>212207208
how to fuck a woman who constantly runs/ climbs/ shoots arrows looks like this? WHY IS SHE FAT?

shame they made her a lesbo

>>212208405
Here is an ultramarathon runner with a fat face

>>212208438
Non-canon.

>>212208438
I was surprised that they didn't let you choose your own romance, but I imagine they'll allow you to do so in the sequel.

>>212208453
I love redheads so much.

>>212207541
>the game has a mechanic where you can have the stats of the best armor with the skin of the tummy-exposing armor
I don't know why chuds hate this

AHHHHHH EREND SAVE ME!

>>212208453
Is she touching herself
>>212208581
I'm always wary of transmog systems making developers less interested in making overarching, progression based design when it comes to armor and more interested in making a few "cool" ones that people will just play with the entire game.
Horizon does a good job though.

>>212208405
she's a lean mean machine

>>212208535
More than anything I hate the fact that her romance choice is a browny ching chong. Pic related was better.

>>212209403
I truly believe the DLC was just a trial run for how they would handle romance in future games.
There's just no way they'd go for some completely new character when you've had Erend and Talanah around for 2 games at this point.

>>212208493
ok, fair
I guess Alloy ran so fast she hit the wall early and bogged

How do I get in on this writing-tv-shows-of-games grift?

>>212210140
>Step 1: Be a woman
That's it.