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Anonymous No.212205500 >>212205608 >>212205647 >>212205676 >>212205790 >>212205902 >>212206340 >>212207338 >>212208285 >>212209944 >>212209952 >>212210628 >>212211090 >>212211113 >>212211823 >>212211883 >>212212157 >>212212291 >>212212647 >>212212980 >>212214997 >>212216212 >>212216401 >>212216607 >>212218767 >>212219220 >>212219635 >>212220440 >>212223375 >>212223464 >>212223507 >>212225782 >>212227300 >>212227458 >>212229331 >>212233163 >>212237066 >>212237723
>Anthony Bourdain complained to his ex-wife that he 'hated' his fans and no longer wanted to be famous in the weeks and months leading up to his 2018 suicide.

I don't get it. he had one of the best and most comfy shows in television. literally paid to eat food and travel
Anonymous No.212205562 >>212207551 >>212219924
What? He's not dead I just saw him on TV the other day dumbass.
Anonymous No.212205608 >>212224704 >>212238005
>>212205500 (OP)
I hate his fans too
Anonymous No.212205629
have two
Anonymous No.212205647 >>212217266 >>212217533
>>212205500 (OP)
Bic lighter and a spoon
Anonymous No.212205659 >>212205765
If you hate yourself you have to hate people that love you.
Anonymous No.212205676 >>212208229 >>212227289
>>212205500 (OP)
The Internet is starting to wake up to the fact this guy was a twat that killed himself over a woman.
Anonymous No.212205733 >>212206974 >>212210270 >>212215080 >>212219354 >>212223216 >>212226935
>Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

Why do people still attribute this fake quote to him?
Anonymous No.212205765 >>212205869 >>212216314 >>212216362 >>212217186 >>212223799 >>212224583 >>212224761 >>212225004 >>212225259 >>212225398 >>212236966 >>212238093
>>212205659
But why would Anthony hate himself? He was a 6ft 4 accomplished chad with fame and fortune
Anonymous No.212205790 >>212214106
>>212205500 (OP)
Plus enough money to fuck off and do whatever he wanted.
Anonymous No.212205821
>have a boyfriend
>have two
Anonymous No.212205869
>>212205765
mental illness
Anonymous No.212205902
>>212205500 (OP)
>Realize your fans are retards
>Realize you must be a retard too
>Suicide
heh
Anonymous No.212206176 >>212238495
I think he built layers of pretentiousness around what he did and what he was good at. The absolute worst part about Bourdain is when he waxed poetic, and it's understandably difficult to separate Bourdain the knowledgeable guy from Bourdain the shitty poety with Bourdain the snark with a set of irony armor. It's a shame how far up his own ass he was. A travel/drinking show with him and Dave Attell would have been kino.
Anonymous No.212206272
He did it all. He said himself, how many times can he go to Japan? It was already done. He didn’t want to travel anymore. Just get druk and goon.
Anonymous No.212206340
>>212205500 (OP)
Reminder to never ever forget that he said this.

He probably wishes OP would kh sooner even though he's a fan, how messed up is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQv-19e0zQ
Anonymous No.212206974 >>212207528 >>212219354
>>212205733
Because it reads like a huge cuck faggot wrote it and that's exactly what this dead cuck was. Nobody ever questions it for a reason.
Anonymous No.212207037 >>212210728 >>212218029 >>212222883
>β€œAnthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.”
Anonymous No.212207338 >>212214204 >>212225710
>>212205500 (OP)
That is the most bitchboy attitude imaginable. Wahhh I don't want to be famous. There are people with terminal illnesses that persevere, people in poverty, people missing limbs or paralyzed, and this fucking guy's terminal affliction was "fame." Try to wrap your head around that. Wahhh everyone loves me. Wahhh I'm rich and famous and health despite abusing my body for 50+ years as I travel the world. There are plenty of reasons to kill yourself, but on the list of reasons "fame" has to pretty damn far down there somewhere between having a big penis and having too much free time.
Anonymous No.212207528 >>212208874 >>212217179 >>212219354
>>212206974
But he never said it. Think what you want about Bourdain but it's pure projection.
Anonymous No.212207551 >>212225325
>>212205562
I just got his new book casket confidential. He spills all the dirt.
Anonymous No.212208229
>>212205676
Killing himself was the only good thing he did.
Anonymous No.212208285 >>212209536
>>212205500 (OP)
>Anthony Bourdain
AKA the body they used to fake Epstein's death.
Anonymous No.212208299
MUMFORD
Anonymous No.212208874 >>212209557
>>212207528
Really? The negroni quote is fake?
Anonymous No.212209422
NEGRONI
Anonymous No.212209536
>>212208285
>>the shadow cabal,
>>somewhere deep under New York City.
Yesssssess, we will get you your book deal.
But one day, and this day may never come, we will ask a favor of you. And this favor you can not refuse.
Anonymous No.212209557 >>212219354
>>212208874
Yeah, it's basically the foodie's Mandela effect. You can't source it.
Anonymous No.212209944
>>212205500 (OP)
He was a shitty person in real life that most people didn't like and put on this fake camera person. Since he is dead, people are now forced to pretend how he was this great guy so they don't get cancelled.
Anonymous No.212209952
>>212205500 (OP)
Something I agree with "him" on, I hate "his" fans too
Anonymous No.212210270
>>212205733
It's live laugh live for faggot hipsters
Anonymouse No.212210628 >>212210895
>>212205500 (OP)
>tell your wife you hate your job, your fans, and you're thinking about suicide
>She tells you to shut the fuck up, and get your wrinkly ass back in the studio, she needs a new summer home.
>goes and fucks some young dudes, promises she'll record it and let him jerk off to it later if he's a good boy
He was a cuck and he deserved it.
Anonymous No.212210728 >>212211245 >>212216014 >>212225303
>>212207037
Fieri bankrupted a restaurant at Times Square. He's alive, but somehow still a bigger loser than Bourdain.
Anonymous No.212210895 >>212211003 >>212211181
>>212210628
Would someone do that?

Murder Bourdain with their pizzagate friends then go to the internet to say bullshit about him, afraid of the day he died?
Anonymous No.212211003
>>212210895
But you are a jew
Anonymous No.212211090 >>212211300 >>212217523
>>212205500 (OP)
If you realized at any point during the 2010s that most of your fans are typical soifag millennials and redditor nerds, if you had any self respect to speak of, you wouldn't want that kind of fame either.
Anonymous No.212211113
>>212205500 (OP)
His wife cucked him with a minor
Anonymous No.212211176 >>212211260 >>212211270 >>212216792 >>212232111
You niggas will defend Chris Watts by calling the girl that "seduced" him a Jezebel but when this guy gets cheated on you tell him he deserved to die because of it
Anonymouse No.212211181 >>212215147
>>212210895
>to say bullshit about him
What's bullshit about it? He was literally in a cuckshit relationship with his "wife".
She was twenty years younger than him, and apparently insisted on open relationship.
Anonymous No.212211245
>>212210728
Nice try, Bourdain's ghost. Now go back to Hell.
Anonymous No.212211260
>>212211176
Welcome to fa/tv/irgins seething all day. Enjoy your stay.
Anonymous No.212211270 >>212217560
>>212211176
/tv/ hates him only because he was a leftist jew
Anonymous No.212211288
He was a Jewish scumbag who hated White people. Burn in hell.
Anonymous No.212211300
>>212211090
Most people hate thier fans
Anonymous No.212211497 >>212211629 >>212225783
YOU.. YOU DOUBLE NEGRONI
Anonymous No.212211629 >>212225783
>>212211497
Anonymous No.212211823 >>212212084
>>212205500 (OP)
He was a miserable piece of shit. That’s all there really is to it.
Anonymous No.212211883 >>212212736 >>212212885 >>212213076
>>212205500 (OP)
It's pretty based actually. The fan base that latched onto him was the rich and spoiled foodie / travel crowd, who use their social media "adventures" to compensate for not having any real personality. Bourdain wasn't perfect but I do genuinely believe he enjoyed talking and connecting to real people the most, he was likely disillusioned by the whole machine he was in. Add in the dumb whore and not surprised he pulled the plug
Anonymous No.212212084 >>212212529
>>212211823
just like you are
Anonymous No.212212157
>>212205500 (OP)
thats based
Anonymous No.212212291 >>212212398 >>212212794 >>212215153
>>212205500 (OP)
It should've been Mike Rowe as well.
Anonymous No.212212398 >>212212525
>>212212291
Get a job, neet
Anonymous No.212212468
The Bordaine white knight squad is a weird one.
Anonymous No.212212525
>>212212398
More like big beautiful self defense situation
Anonymous No.212212529
>>212212084
I’m decently happy. Things could be better but I don’t really dwell on it. I do appreciate your concern though. Hope all is well.
Anonymous No.212212647
>>212205500 (OP)
I've seen the way fans of literally anything act. If I had fans, I'd hate them too.
Anonymous No.212212736
>>212211883
>The fan base that latched onto him was the rich and spoiled foodie / travel crowd, who use their social media "adventures" to compensate for not having any real personality.
so literally him
he got what he deserved
Anonymous No.212212794
>>212212291
Oh he loves his rich boomer retard fans, he's slowly been changing his entire persona to cater to them
Anonymous No.212212837
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I eat too much. I also cook too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's appetites. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like flavortown. My wife likes flavortown. My customers like flavortown. Cause it's the real article. What you see is what you eat.
Anonymous No.212212885 >>212213074 >>212225968
>>212211883
>The fan base that latched onto him was the rich and spoiled foodie / travel crowd, who use their social media "adventures" to compensate
That's literally HIM, though. As an actual "raise kids and pay taxes" resident of the far east, I find the images of him sitting in a squalid asian noddle shop mugging for the camera about how much "real culture" he's absorbing repulsive.
Anonymous No.212212980
>>212205500 (OP)
>Neurotic junkie is self destructive
Shocking
Anonymous No.212213074
>>212212885
What’s your wife of the far east like?
And does anyone who lives there actully call it that?
Anonymouse No.212213076 >>212213119
>>212211883
What the fuck is based about that you moron? He built that situation. He spent 60 years building this situation where he was surrounded by fans he hated, a wife who cucked him, and a corporate machine that (despite his socialist rantings) milked him like a cow for profit.
committing suicide like a pussy to get out of a situation you created isn't based
Not building yourself a gilded cage in the first place is the based thing to do.
Anonymous No.212213119 >>212213734 >>212214878 >>212215197
>>212213076
pussies don't commit suicide
Anonymous No.212213495
When I first watched some of the Parts Unknown in the mid 2010s, I thought he was douchy at times. I've rewatched some of it here recently, and most of the time I hate the guest. He should have really stuck with the food.
Anonymouse No.212213734
>>212213119
pussies commit suicide all the time, the overwhelming majority of suicides are committed by pussies.
Anonymous No.212214106 >>212223384
>>212205790
>It's a "retard thinks money cures mental illness" post
Unreal you cunts still think this way.
Anonymous No.212214204
>>212207338
easy for a nobody to say, maybe be less fameist.
Anonymous No.212214878
>>212213119
Suicide IS the pussy way. It takes balls to actually try and deal with bullshit.
Anonymous No.212214997
>>212205500 (OP)

Anthony Bordain paid tens of thousands of dollars to the chick he was banging (Asia Argento) after she contacted him from Paris saying that she needed money badly... and then she immediately ghosted him after he sent it to her, spending the money on her new boyfriend by taking them on a tour of Europe together. I seem to remember that the amount of money involved was something like USD $160K (don't quote me on that final figure). She also made a public appearance at Cannes where she stated in front of the audience that she had been "raped by Harvey Weinstein at Cannes in 1997". An image began to form that she was a grifter who was also "emotionally damaged".

Images then surfaced in the mainstream media of her kissing and holding hands with her new boyfriend. Some of the images appeared to show them in a dreamy, romantic embrace in various locations around Paris. Bordain was said to be shocked because (as his closest friends noted): Bordain thought they were still a couple and then realized he'd just blown a chunk of his cash. And in a moment of deep depression (possibly triggered by his cocaine addiction at the time), he killed himself.

For those with autism, Bordain also made a public statement that he would "Poison Donald Trump if he ever ate at one of Bordain's Restaurants" which would have invoked the so-called "Trump Curse". Agter drawing the attention of the Secret Service for his comments, he appeared to walk them back - but the damage had been done to a significant portion of his fan base, who turned out to be MAGA and Trump supporters.
Anonymous No.212215080 >>212217233 >>212219354
>>212205733
Whether he said it or not is irrelevant, he would agree with every word.
Anonymous No.212215147
>>212211181
Is ok anon am sure your agency budget will recover, is not like people got lost their savings while you were on the job
Anonymous No.212215153
>>212212291
>Ernest Goes to the Sewage Treatment Plant
Anonymous No.212215197
>>212213119
You know what's really badass? Being alive.
Anonymous No.212216014 >>212218526
>>212210728
Did his girlfriend cheat on him with a teenage boy?
Anonymous No.212216212
>>212205500 (OP)
That's good. If you got it, then you'd be killing yourself.
Anonymous No.212216314 >>212216432
>>212205765
Because he was vapid and glorified mundane, irrelevant garbage
Anonymous No.212216362
>>212205765
Self hatred is deep seated. It has nothing to do with your qualities, it's a fundamental brokeness you live with for decades. Usually stemming from years of trauma that you repress.
Anonymous No.212216401 >>212216442 >>212216542 >>212223278 >>212227527 >>212229053
>>212205500 (OP)
The cocksucking hipster douche turns on and insults his own fans? Color me surprised!
Anonymous No.212216432 >>212225421
>>212216314
Eh, more likely the other way around. His depression wouldn't stem from his show, but rather his depression would make him do a show where he just had to focus on surface level, mundane things ,and drinks to distract him and avoid how he feels inside.
Anonymous No.212216442 >>212216500 >>212238359
>>212216401
Anonymous No.212216500 >>212225755
>>212216442
Thinking there is a "sacred way to eat raw fish is cringe, but uncouth people with no class are also just as, if not more cringe.
Anonymous No.212216542
>>212216401
God I really hate the way boomers write. They really think they are the coolest motherfuckers on the planet.
Anonymous No.212216607 >>212216852 >>212217371
>>212205500 (OP)
>eat food and travel
this isn't fun when you are obligated to do it. then it becomes work. and if you're someone like Bourdain you have a whole apartus of people working for/with you, so it's not easy to just take a break for mental health
Anonymous No.212216792 >>212217165
>>212211176
Chris Watts was in the grips of butthole fever. Diminished responsibility.
Anonymous No.212216852 >>212217114 >>212217371
>>212216607
Anyone who says "How can you be depressed when you're 6'2"?" Or, "How can you be depressed? Your job is to eat and drink and travel!?" are either trolling or stupid.
Anonymous No.212217114 >>212217161
>>212216852
Or maybe they don't have easy lives like this faggot
Anonymous No.212217161
>>212217114
Nah, just stupid.
Anonymous No.212217165
>>212216792
"Your honor, my client was under the influence - certifiably ass druk"
Anonymous No.212217179
>>212207528
Who cares? If he wanted to go around telling people he didn't say that then he shouldn't have offed himself
Anonymous No.212217186 >>212224583
>>212205765
>But why would Anthony hate himself?
Read his book, he's a jewish conman who got famous for being a chef while he always was a glorified onion cutter in fancy restaurants
Anonymous No.212217233
>>212215080
Who wouldn't? What's wrong with any of those sentiments? Are most anons just retards who hate life?
Anonymous No.212217246
Two negronis, one mouth.
Anonymous No.212217266 >>212217351 >>212217362 >>212217386 >>212219901
>>212205647
i'll never get how chefs do heroin. it makes you throw up a lot
Anonymous No.212217351 >>212217535
>>212217266
Not always. Besides, they don't always do heroine. I think coke is more common. I used to work in a restaurant with a chef/owner who would do lines off the bar in the morning before we opened (not when anyone was there, but I got close enough to him that I saw it a few times(. He was completely insane. He would go into a rage and kick in the office door like a SWAT team and throw the computer off the desk and trash the office. A real menace. He came in one day obviously frunk and I had enough and walked straight out the back door and never went back. Restaurants all have insane people working in them. INSANE.
Anonymous No.212217362 >>212217535
>>212217266
>i'll never get how chefs do heroin
t. never been a chef
Bourdain wasn't one either but he worked in neurotic jew restaurants in NYC, you become a junkie sooner or later
Anonymous No.212217371 >>212217409
>>212216607
>>212216852
There's truly fates worse than death...
Have a megroni or two in your way out le-depressed-anon
Anonymous No.212217386 >>212217535 >>212225808
>>212217266
That just makes room to eat more.
Anonymous No.212217409
>>212217371
You wish, weirdo. Your mind is too small to comprehend my nuance, so you think I'm suicidal. Lol.
Anonymous No.212217523
>>212211090
What other kind of fans would he even have?
Anonymous No.212217533 >>212218788
>>212205647
Let's be honest, Bourdain accidentally autoeroctic asphyxiated himself to death because he couldn't do heroin anymore and that was the only thing that got close to it. His girlfriend's final text message made him really horny because he is a cuck so after reading it he rushed to the bathroom with a belt to choke himself while masturbating.
Anonymous No.212217535 >>212217626 >>212232227
>>212217351
but bourdain had a heroin problem right? i do a lot of coke i know it's popular amongst restaurant workers i do it with them all the time. coke makes you lose your appetite for a little but it wears off quickly, i've heard shooting heroin makes you yak a lot
>>212217362
i haven't dated one tho, she was a hardcore alcoholic (desu i kind of am too)
>>212217386
don't you feel sick though? i'm curious not sure why, heroin is something i don't think i'm going to try
Anonymous No.212217560
>>212211270
>only
Hating someone for being civilizational acid isn'ta aonly
Anonymous No.212217594
>eats raw fish
>cooks heroin
very strange behavior!
Anonymous No.212217626 >>212217859
>>212217535
>but bourdain had a heroin problem right?
I guess, idk. You said "chefs" so I addressed the wider question. I used to smoke heroin, and you might throw up, but it's like once on the come-up, not for hours.
Anonymous No.212217716 >>212217839
I've watched Bourdain content on and off the last 12 years.

While this quote might not be able to be directly attributed to him. I absolutely feel it encompasses his philosophies.

It is certainly one I hold dear to my heart in my 30s. Learn what others think, despite what to may.
Anonymous No.212217839 >>212218149 >>212218264
>>212217716
>Learn what others think, despite what to may.
Bourdain didn't practice what he preached, he was a jew and his actions were subversive, he claimed he was a chef but didn't know how to handle a knife despite being a commis chef, talked about empathy and was a well-known piece of shit, pretended to be a party animal and could only withstand two drinks, Christopher Doyle outdrank him in 10 minutes.
Anonymous No.212217859
>>212217626
copy, sorry i skimmed the original comment, i have worked in restaurants and the people are indeed insane. got ya, makes sense. i just hate throwing up, only time i've tried an opiate was an oxy and i didn't like it. i also don't like weed. i'm more of a booze and coke kind of guy
Anonymous No.212218029
>>212207037
all these celebrity chefs prepare kids for the rich
Anonymous No.212218149 >>212219109
>>212217839
It never stops doesn't it?

The need to slide that the US survelliance agencies murdered him to protect trump or trump's people
Anonymous No.212218264 >>212219109
>>212217839
>pretended to be a party animal and could only withstand two drinks
grim if true
Anonymous No.212218526 >>212219645 >>212223677
>>212216014
It's Asia Argento. Would you really be caught off guard if a known nymphomaniac cheated on you?
Anonymous No.212218767
>>212205500 (OP)
mental illness? have at least two. life is too short for well being and I have no time for people who claim otherwise
Anonymous No.212218788 >>212218849 >>212238457
>>212217533
I always thought it was this, so an accident, why is everyone gaslighting me that he killed himself intentionally?
Anonymous No.212218849 >>212218868 >>212219038
>>212218788
Didn't die with his pants down like Carradine
Anonymous No.212218868
>>212218849
He was doing a
>look ma, no hands
thing
Anonymous No.212219038 >>212219082 >>212219180
>>212218849
Pants status is uncertain so it's possible
Anonymous No.212219082 >>212219153
>>212219038
Don't tell me we still can't know the details

You realize this just gives strenght to my cia murder theory, right?
Anonymous No.212219109
>>212218264
Doyle said so and he appeared twice in his shows, although that guy is a well know drinker the fact that Bourdain has all the credentials and failed ON CAMERA is enough prove to me.
>>212218149
>The need to slide
wat, but i am fervent believer he didn't kill himself, he was too much of a narcissist to do that, i think he did a Carradine while high and slipped away.
Anonymous No.212219153 >>212219214 >>212219282
>>212219082
Keep your schizo babble out of this thread
Anonymous No.212219180
>>212219038
>Pants status is uncertain
He choked himself with the string of his bathroom robe so he probably was with the robe but wide open so no pants implicitly confirmed, he was a caped closet crusader
Anonymous No.212219214
>>212219153
Shut up yid, men are talking here
Anonymous No.212219216 >>212219340 >>212219351
>has a normal wife he's been with since college
>divorced her to get with a known trashy C-list celeb
>gets cucked publicly
Dude's basically the white Will Smith
Anonymous No.212219220
>>212205500 (OP)
>White people BAD
>Shit infested food made by poos GOOD
Anonymous No.212219282 >>212219351 >>212219451
>>212219153
Why?

Is somehow to sensical, that the rich attractive man paid to walk around and have fun was killed for his secrets?
Anonymous No.212219340
>>212219216
This, that argento whore was like a walking public toilet,literally trash
Anonymous No.212219351 >>212219403
>>212219216
>basically white
Wrong.
>>212219282
>attractive man
Das gay
Anonymous No.212219354
>>212205733
>>212215080
>>212206974
>>212207528
>>212209557
It's meta-true. It perfectly encapsulates his being, so it doesn't matter if he said it or not.
Anonymous No.212219403 >>212219500
>>212219351
A bit, but is accurate, solves the mistery for me, he was on the tay ai so he knew what rich cosmopolites knew
Anonymous No.212219451
>>212219282
Get medical help
Anonymous No.212219500 >>212219568
>>212219403
>solves the mistery for me
You can be an ugly fucker but girls like loud mouths and power, Bourdain had power due to his friends and his ethnicity, that alone solves that part of your puzzle.
What i don't get is why killing him in the first place? his dead was far away from Epstein by a year, i would kill the guy for free if i could get away with it but in that instace it wasn't easy, i don't get it.
Anonymous No.212219568
>>212219500
Just listen to anon while wanking at 4 am

Just paying attention would get you in problems imagine knowing for sure
Anonymous No.212219572
Anonymous No.212219635
>>212205500 (OP)
bust some balls
bust two
Anonymous No.212219645
>>212218526
Sir that's a chaste and faithful fictional character.
Anonymous No.212219901
>>212217266
He was a line cook not a chef
Anonymous No.212219924
>>212205562
idk why I laughed but laugh I did
Anonymous No.212219958 >>212220052 >>212220259 >>212220379
why do /tv/ incels hate him so much?
Anonymous No.212220000 >>212220035 >>212220037 >>212220250 >>212220250 >>212220250 >>212224830
we're flavortown pilled here
Anonymous No.212220035
>>212220000
Have a negroni
Anonymous No.212220037
>>212220000
Digits confirm this. Bourdainbros on suicide watch much like their idol
Anonymous No.212220052
>>212219958
Cough damage control
Anonymous No.212220250
>>212220000
>>212220000
>>212220000
Anonymous No.212220259
>>212219958
Only boomers like the guy, they think it's a show but he really is i mean was insufferable
Anonymous No.212220379
>>212219958
He had money and sex, they lack all that
Anonymous No.212220440 >>212237774 >>212238170
>>212205500 (OP)

Dave Chappelle beat you to it:

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gIymSbIYvo
Anonymous No.212222883
>>212207037
Epic burn
Anonymous No.212223216 >>212225745
>>212205733
Whats wrong with this?
Anonymous No.212223278 >>212223394
>>212216401
This is based tho
Anonymous No.212223375
>>212205500 (OP)
My favorite part was when he got addicted to heroin
Anonymous No.212223384 >>212224273
>>212214106
Yes it literally does. The vast majority of mental illness can be attributed to having to work grueling hours just to not starve.
In cases like Bourdain, he didn't solve the spiritual/philosophical dilemma of why you should never kill yourself
Anonymous No.212223394
>>212223278
I bet you're light and sweet too
Anonymous No.212223464 >>212224849
>>212205500 (OP)
>Literal dream job
>AAAHHHH I CAN'T TAKE THIS MY GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A BITCH
>kill himself
Why does this happen?
Anonymous No.212223507 >>212227248
>>212205500 (OP)
I loved his shows on Travel Channel. Why does he hate me for that?
Anonymous No.212223677
>>212218526
Well bourdain was enough to kill himself
That makes him a giant loser
Anonymous No.212223799
>>212205765
He had cursed blood. The Bible says so.
Anonymous No.212224273 >>212228934
>>212223384

it's the opposite. people working long hours just to survive don't have time to be depressed. idle hands are the devil's workshop
Anonymous No.212224517 >>212231702 >>212232238
Travelling is mentally very straining and 90% of escapism of person's own troubles. The realization that life is fucked up or even more fucked up in other countries is very depressing. It doesn't help that people are degenerates living on the next dopamine rush.
Anonymous No.212224583
>>212217186
>>212205765
1. Jews in general have a tendency towards neuroticism.
2. He was a trust fund kid whose parents got him everything, and hew kNEW this. His image was as a self-made man, but he was a phony.
3. He did heroin, and after getting clean it ruins your ability to feel pleasure. It's like living in a black and white world after living in color world for so long.
4. Some stupid bitch was the trigger.

That's about it.
Anonymous No.212224646
Imagine getting btfo'd by guy fieri so hard you neck yourself lmao
Anonymous No.212224704
>>212205608
SPBP
Anonymous No.212224761
>>212205765
If bourdain is considered a chad, then that word has no meaning anymore.
>ugly face
>old
>wrinkled
>hobbled by drugs and alcohol
>cuck
I guess he was tall, but that doesn't mean shit under these circumstances
Anonymous No.212224830
>>212220000
Anonymous No.212224849
>>212223464
>Literal dream job
Have you ever travelled? It sucks. And producing a tv show with a bunch of retards takes a bit more than just eating some fancy food. I guess the money was good at least.
Anonymous No.212225004
>>212205765
>chad
You clearly haven't seen that episode showing him flailing around like a nerd trying to "play" soccer, he was a major poser.
Anonymous No.212225095
Somebody post the texts I haven't seen those in forever
Anonymous No.212225176 >>212225330
> post on 4chan /tv/ only
> Dont solve the cpatcha correctly everytime
> Bump a random thread on page 10 , do it again
> tell an anon you love him
> post on topic in an off topic thread.
> Bake a /batstar/
Anonymous No.212225259
>>212205765
was he that good of a chef? I never really hear about his cooking accolades
Anonymous No.212225303
>>212210728
Most restaurants fail, imagine the bills on a times square property
Anonymous No.212225325
>>212207551
underrated
Anonymous No.212225330 >>212225756
>>212225176
What is /batstar/ ?
Anonymous No.212225335
Seems like an innate Jewish thing to seethe over those who support you for some reason
Anonymous No.212225398
>>212205765
Fame and fortune doesn't bring happiness. He was likely burnt out and was ready to retire, but kept going because making money = good.

As a famous person, either you make your every character flaw public or you hide it all to the point of intense stress.
Anonymous No.212225415
Undisputed king of cringe and cuckoldry.
Anonymous No.212225421 >>212225708
>>212216432
nobody that is depressed would want to do mundane things like cleaning or doing a vapid show. That's the opposite of depression does, depression makes you not have energy for anything
Anonymous No.212225680
Leftist libtards are all slaves to the cunt. This dude paid an underage kid hundreds of thousands of dollars to fuck his girlfriend.

Sorry if I like wholesome girls who enjoy Cheesecake Factory and doesn't rape kids.
Anonymous No.212225708
>>212225421

That's the reddit version of depression. Depression is actually a motivator for many, they do things to avoid it. It's kind of like how the female period inspires pregnancy by way of avoidance.
Anonymous No.212225710
>>212207338
His terminal affliction was being a miserable cunt, I can sympathize but also suicide is never anything but pussy shit
Anonymous No.212225745
>>212223216
Nothing but nerds hate going outside and talking to people
Anonymous No.212225755
>>212216500
Nope. People with "no class" are entirely comfortable with themselves which is always based and can never be cringe and is the primary reason why "classy" people hate them since, after all, class is nothing more than a performative jerkoff fest. It's a big show for wannabe elite cocksuckers like Bourdain. It's literally begging 1%'ers to accept you as one of their own by showing you are "cultured". Ironically having class is simply self-degrading behavior which is what they always accuse people with no class of.
Anonymous No.212225756
>>212225330

Battle Star Galactia General

>>212190039
Anonymous No.212225782
>>212205500 (OP)
Authenticity is ultimately the death of art and that's what kills people who are artists.
Picasso lived until he was an old man and invented modern art because ultimately he understood that there is no way to keep producing the same slop over and over while maintaining authenticity.
So first he nuked his style and ultimately he just conceded to fame and drew pictures on napkins for waiters.
Anonymous No.212225783
>>212211497
>>212211629
Kek
Anonymous No.212225800 >>212225869
Imagine being 60 years old and acting and living and communicating like an edgy 23 year old trust fund babby. Maybe he had a moment of clarity and killed himself out of shame. It's more likely he killed himself for the same reasons his mental equivalents, depressed teenagers kill themselves.
Anonymous No.212225808
>>212217386
This is why I shit a lot
Anonymous No.212225869 >>212225912
>>212225800
I think he regressed. He did have a responsible adult life with his ex-wife and kids, then threw it all away. Rather than his kids he put all his chips into his new girlfriend that made him feel young, then left the table when she cheated on him.
Anonymous No.212225912 >>212225947
>>212225869
I always forget he had kids. Kind of a dick move to kill yourself.
Anonymous No.212225947
>>212225912
He could've at least taken the kids with him.
Anonymous No.212225968
>>212212885
>t. seething pedophile american expat wearing a rice hat
Anonymous No.212226935 >>212229010
>>212205733
>He didn't say tha-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNxWjRU8oxU
Anonymous No.212226967
How can someone be this cringe? He's fucking David Brent with shitty hipster tattoos.
Anonymous No.212227248
>>212223507
Because you dunk your sushi in a wasaby/onions slurry you meathead
Anonymous No.212227289 >>212227315
>>212205676
Not only that, but a woman who preferred teenage boys.
Anonymous No.212227300 >>212227312
>>212205500 (OP)
Wtf is so important about the cream sauce?
Anonymous No.212227312
>>212227300
GET.
THE.
CEEAM.
SAUCE.
Anonymous No.212227315
>>212227289
Hot
Anonymous No.212227458
>>212205500 (OP)
I don't really want to consume content by people who are weak and surrender and commit suicide.
Anonymous No.212227519
Bust the balls of your girlfriend
Anonymous No.212227527 >>212227585
>>212216401

>i dont care about coffee at all
>i just need fucking coffee right now shut up and give it to me

Addict through and through?
Anonymous No.212227585 >>212227802
>>212227527
It takes one to know one you Mumford And Sons motherfucker
Anonymous No.212227715
Eat your Wife's bull's ass. Get the cream pie. Have a shot of heroin at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar bathroom. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat cum. Have another shot of heroin. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person banging your wife, but have a drink with them anyways. Cry slowly Tip your bull. Check in on your friends. Rope yourself. Enjoy the hang
Anonymous No.212227802 >>212227931
>>212227585

Couldnt name a single song of theirs. Dont drink coffee, dont drink whiskey, dont listen to stomp clap hey
Anonymous No.212227931 >>212228432
>>212227802
Tf is your problem asshole?
Anonymous No.212228176
I'm surprised that a druggie piece of shit has no loyalty.
Anonymous No.212228296 >>212228965
Maybe it's a cultural thing since i'm a bong, but I never liked this prick. Always came across as a posturing, faux rebel while he sucked off the status quo.
Anonymous No.212228432
>>212227931
Quit busting my balls
Anonymous No.212228934
>>212224273
>dude he has millions but he’s sad lmao
KWAB
Anonymous No.212228964
have a rope. have two
Anonymous No.212228965
>>212228296
>Always came across as a posturing, faux rebel while he sucked off the status quo.
That sounds like every bong celebrity ever though.
Anonymous No.212229010
>>212226935
@1:23
>the drink is delicious and satanic
Anonymous No.212229053
>>212216401
Bourdain was an anti-hipster; which was, ironically, the ultimate final form of the hipster.
>I care so little about coffee I purposely avoid coffee shops so I can slum it with the peasants at the bodega to show how cool I am
Anonymous No.212229095
He literally paid off his wife's underage boy toy not to sue her and then offed himself when she mocked him. What an alpha.
Anonymous No.212229215 >>212229346 >>212229665
he hung out at the Hollywood ghoul hotel with all the other degenerate scum
Anonymous No.212229331
>>212205500 (OP)
dude was always a hack
Anonymous No.212229346
>>212229215
Anonymous No.212229665 >>212231249
>>212229215
qrd on this hotel?
Anonymous No.212231249 >>212231282 >>212231587
>>212229665
It's where all the satanic pedo vampires do business and play.
Anonymous No.212231282 >>212231478
>>212231249
Anonymous No.212231478 >>212237470
>>212231282
Supposedly Bourdain was killed because he walked in on Adam Schiff r2ping an 11 yr old black boy, at Chateau Marmont near The Standard Hotel in LA, while the kid was overdosing on meth and dying
Anonymous No.212231587 >>212231807
>>212231249
>satanic
Is this bullshit or is there some truth in this?
I read some lies about savile being a secret satanist but I don't believe it
Anonymous No.212231702
>>212224517
>The realization that life is fucked up or even more fucked up in other countries is very depressing

I had the opposite realization when I was solo traveling. It made me thankful for being born in a first world country and reconsider that my issues aren't that bad in the grand scheme of things.
Anonymous No.212231807 >>212231854 >>212232160
>>212231587
>I don't believe it.
And thats why the world is in its current state.
Anonymous No.212231854 >>212231889 >>212232160 >>212232160
>>212231807
Anonymous No.212231869
One thing is certain: Negronis are the best cocktail ever invented by man and if you don't agree you are literally, LITERALLY, a faggot and a nigger. Round here some might even say a niggerfaggot
Anonymous No.212231889 >>212231974 >>212232160
>>212231854
Anonymous No.212231974 >>212232160
>>212231889
Anonymous No.212232111
>>212211176
yeah one thing is different than the other
you stupid woman lmao
Anonymous No.212232160
>>212231807
>>212231854
>>212231854
>>212231889
>>212231974
Oh....sweaty... meds time
Anonymous No.212232227
>>212217535
>i'm curious not sure why, heroin is something i don't think i'm going to try
Anonymous No.212232238
>>212224517
This is such a strange view on traveling. Yes, you'll see suffering no matter where you go but some of the most humbling experiences you can have is sitting down and having a chat with someone who although is poor and destitute, they still manage to enjoy what they have and make each moment mean something.
Anonymous No.212233163 >>212235311
>>212205500 (OP)
I really liked No Reservations. I used to watch it all the time back to back with Bizarre Foods.

I love to cook and I wanted to be a chef before I realized that the service industry is horrible. I also grew up on the History channel and I really like archeology/anthropology and history in general.
No Reservations got me right in the austism.
It was a bummer for me when he necked himself.

In hindsight, he was exactly the kind of douche that soi-sucking predditors will clap like retarded seals for. It was a different time, and my hatred to leftist and their moral posturing wasn't as strong or palpable back then. I don't think his show would have had the same success if it started today.
Anonymous No.212233206 >>212233514
Why did he love local, hole in the wall restaurants abroad but hated it in the US?
Anonymous No.212233514
>>212233206
Easy.
In a 3rd world shithole
>nice restaurants are "for tourists" and cater the menu and habits to burgers and bongs
>hole in the wall is where the REAL Combodian plumbers eat, so eat there and see what life is like in that shithole
Whereas, in America
>nice restaurants are quality food that most of the audience doesn't get and he gets to mingle with other pretentious chefs
>hole in the wall is where REAL American plumbers eat, and nobody cares about seeing midwestern chili-spaghetti cooked in a microwave when they had it for dinner too
Anonymous No.212235311
>>212233163
it's ok anon it was quite literally a different time it is entirely ok to like bourdain. he reminds me a lot of myself, i'll probably end up killing myself too
Anonymous No.212236966
>>212205765
People can hate themselves for all sorts of extremely nuanced reasons, no matter how little sense it might make to you or I if explained to us. It's complicated.
Anonymous No.212237066
>>212205500 (OP)
>a rich Jewish man who backstabbed, was full of shit and whose last act was murder

NO. WAY.
Anonymous No.212237111
Does this surprise anyone btw? I knew he hated his fans immediately. I think God tells me things.
Anonymous No.212237470
>>212231478
I believe it.
Anonymous No.212237603 >>212237867
Anonymous No.212237723
>>212205500 (OP)
that's the message, don't fuck with schizos
Anonymous No.212237774
>>212220440
oh nonononono have some respect to dead man!!!!!! kek
Anonymous No.212237802 >>212237907
Also:
>complained to his ex-wife

LOL first off, talking to your ex-wife? Idiot. Secondly, talking to your ex-wife and whining to her? I bet she felt great after that phone call. She dodged a bullet, probably for real.
Anonymous No.212237867
>>212237603
Kek
Anonymous No.212237907 >>212238255
>>212237802
>husband leaves you for some model
>model drives him insane and eventually causes him to an hero
She probably felt a bit smug
Anonymous No.212238005
>>212205608
>he had three negronis
Anonymous No.212238093 >>212238207
>>212205765
>He was a 6ft 4 accomplished chad
He was a schizophrenic kike who put the pussy on pedestal so hard it broke him and drove him to self-loathing and suicide
He was antithetical to "chad", he was a complete loser
Anonymous No.212238170
>>212220440
LOL
Anonymous No.212238207
>>212238093
Anon mad at ghost
Anonymous No.212238255
>>212237907
Good for her. I love happy endings.
Anonymous No.212238359
>>212216442
>I knew he could kill them with his bare hands
Fuck chang gon do
Anonymous No.212238441
human trafficker
Anonymous No.212238457
>>212218788
Nta, but even if it was that, it still counts as suicide because it's so reckless.
Anonymous No.212238495
>>212206176
>A travel/drinking show with Dave Attell would have been kino.

fify