I have a homey down St. Louis way... - /tv/ (#212207560) [Archived: 822 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:29:40 AM No.212207560
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bit rough around the edges but a cool cat nonetheless. Did a 5 stretch for manslaughter in 03 but it was self defense.

Anyway he used to hoop with JB before he blew up as an actor, the stories he could tell about that crew....my god. Anyway he said Jon wasn't much of a shooter but if he was guardin' you.... yall better watch out. They say he could rebound the basketball like a prime Bill Russell, and if there was anyone you'd want to get a clutch stop in the final seconds, Jon was your man. Even though his jumper needed work, he used to dunk the ball with ease. Most of the fellas on the court swore he must have been a light skinned brotha cos' Jon's verticle was easily 48 inches. And that ain't no lie.

There's a story about a pick up game that some local gangsters started with JBs crew. A lot of money was put down on it. One of the leaders of the local set pulled a piece on half court cos they thought Jon was a ringer. Things got heated but Jon had to calm things down with his down to earth street-wise charm. They got back to playing and JB managed to get the game winning steal after posting a triple double in overtime. They all cracked some 40s afterwards, and it seemed like all was gonna be cool when one of those gangsters made a transphobic comment within earshot of Jon.... and let's just say those hoods' playing days are over.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:37:05 AM No.212207891
That's crazy man, sheit. Whoever made that comment tho, he a bloody benchod bitch fr fr.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:38:32 AM No.212207949
>caught him hooping
Ew.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:42:57 AM No.212208145
what is that
*starts running towards you*
what is that!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:48:35 AM No.212208364
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>>212207560 (OP)
Oh word? That's wild fr. And it doesnt surprise me in the slightest if im keepin' it a buck.

Back when I was working on the East coast I knew a lil shorty from the Bronx, a lil Borica thang who was friendly with J Breezy back 'round the time they wuz wrapping up filming of Walking Dead season 2. Anyway she let me in on the tea, said JB was packing HEAT. 12 inches of hardworking blue collar meat, tastefully veiny and as hard as a longshoreman shift at Conley Container terminal in the depth of a Boston Winter. She said JB had her walking like a zombie after their coital sessions, and get this: he always made her pancakes afterwards.

One time a bunch of thieves (white) tried to break into her house at 3am. They quietly snuck into the living room where her and Jon wuz nappin' after 12 hours straight of giving her the Punisher treatment. Thing is, he didn't even have to get physical with them. They took one look at him sleeping there on the couch and instantly realised the mistake they made. My homegirl woke up to them running out of the house screaming in fear about what the Punisher might do.

Jon Bernthal is an American hero.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:53:00 AM No.212208601
Unhoop your hoops
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:04:42 AM No.212209313
jon bernlocalthal
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>>212207560 (OP)
JB keeps it real 24/7 pussy! You will never not catch him burning local!
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:16:38 AM No.212209983
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>>212209313
Hey brosef, why the aggro? I'm a supporter of JB Im not out her player hatin
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:18:31 AM No.212210095
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