>I make BAD jokes ON PURPOSE and they bomb, isn’t that quirky and different?

>>212209959 (OP)
his delivery and comand of the crowd was such he did not need material and could in fact be great reading from a joke book for grandpas. Your failure to appreciate that makes it even better.

>>212209959 (OP)
>I make BAD jokes ON PURPOSE to expose the lack of originality among 95% of comedians and they kill, isn’t that quirky and different?
Yes, Norm, and hilarious. You are a legend and missed everyday.

unfunny garbage

Name fifteen times he did this

>MMMM BOMB-O
jimmy carter already trademarked that
i meant johnny

>>212210068
He's not funny.

>>212210068
>Command of the crowd
>Also bombs

>>212209959 (OP)
One of the funniest people who has ever lived.
Only geniuses get his humour, only brilliants like The Sopranos, only smart guys like No Country For Old Men, like Mel Gibson etc.
Only non-Indians disagree

>>212210253
Didn't ask what the doctor said when he delivered you.

>>212209959 (OP)
>>212210253
It's another OP is samefagging episode

>>212210269
Every joke on Bob Saget’s roast

>>212210392
fourteen more

>>212210068
>the only thing that Norm "fans" can talk about is when he was a guest on a talk show
>not on stage
>not in a TV show or movie
>only when he was thankfully dying of cancer on Conan
Thank God that he's dead. He deserved it.

You don't like Norms roundabout meandering way he slowly gets to the punchline?

>>212210431
There were more than fifteen on that alone

>>212209959 (OP)
Yes.

>>212209959 (OP)
>>I make BAD threads ON PURPOSE and they get replies, isn’t that quirky and different?

>>212210332
Humor is subjective and I think your opinion here sucks.
>>212210333
Bombing and not giving a shit is compelling to watch, and if you do not think so, I think less of you.

>>212210474
no you’re wrong and you should stop doing that

>>212210486
If he bombs he’s not commanding the crowd, is he? Retard lol

>>212209959 (OP)
OP is faggot

>>212210551
If his intent was to bomb, then yeah... he is playing them. Dice has a double CD doing the same thing called the day the laughter died and it is awesome.

>>212210544
You should toughen up

>>212210483
OP btfo

>>212210551
He had a failing career on purpose, you see. Just like he got cancer on purpose. He couldn't wait to be in hell.

>>212210606
Wow so you agree with the OP then? Great

>>212210623
if he was a failure, what the fuck are you?

>>212210483
/thread

>>212210665
You are that 120 IQ cunt again arent you?

>>212210609
you should get a haircut

>it's another autistic child cries that funny things aren't funny episode

>>212210685
Alive

>>212210685
Keep seething. I hope he sees this in hell.
Triggered crying norm fans are the best.

>>212210737
Are you schizophrenic?

>>212210771
>the autist doesn't get that everyone else doesn't have to like what he likes
Take your meds, spazz.

>>212210483
/based and OP BTFO
Normhater is the most useless person on this god forsaken forum, even worse than Gadonspammer.

>>212210741
Stop crying because people dont find your favorite comedian very funny, it’ll do you good to just grow up

>>212210890
Always bad talking anon who died on the job

>>212210890
I’m not him, but I’m glad he makes you this emotional

>>212210486
My one gift from god was a good sense of humor. I can tell you with absolute certainty that he's not funny.

>>212211104
I hope you kept the receipt because you were ripped off.

never cared for this 4chan eceleb

>>212210863
you don't like anything, you bitch and cry all day long about anyone else liking anything. The handful of things that you do like, you would never admit anonymously on 4chan, because you are an incomprehensible faggot.

>>212211223
and I have sex with women. We are all different here.

>>212211223
he peaked in fame before 4chan existed zoomy

>>212210890
Rent free

>>212211330
Hilarious how mad you are

>>212211384
hilarious that you missed everything cool ever and will never ever be able to experience the internet when it was good or anything resembling a happy existence, ever

>>212211358
He peaked in fame after he died actually

>>212211384
It tickles you that you can annoy people online where it is safe to do? You must be so powerless in person for something like that to impact you at all. Sad.

>>212211412
>NOOOO DONT CRITICIZE MY FAVORITE DEAD COMEDIAN OR I’LL THROW A TAMPER TANTRUM

>>212211384
See>>212210805
I knew this would happen. They're always so pathetic and predictable, just like their idol.

>>212211448
It is your fault you get annoyed by criticisms of your favorite hollywood slop

>>212211412
He could just watch all those "funny" norm clips now. I wouldn't recommend it.

>>212210890
>Normhater is the most useless person on this god forsaken forum, even worse than Gadonspammer.
There is no way he's worse than Baskinspammer.

>>212211522
This is 4chan. We're religious conservative nutcases who get easily triggered.

>>212211556
All namefags are worse than those, but the norm lover? Still the worst.

>>212209959 (OP)
You meant to post Andy Kaufman

>>212211522
I am not annoyed. I legit pity you. I picture the fat pale vampire from blade or that tadpole son of Immortan Joe when I see your posts. Do you have a gofund me?

>>212209959 (OP)
There was this old prospector, and he was out there prospecting for gold. He was having a hell of a time finding anything—his claim was empty. He’d been out there in the mine for a good eight months. Finally, he came into town and said, “By God, I’m only flesh and blood—I need a woman.”

He walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Man, I’ve been in that mine a long time. I need a woman.”

Bartender says, “There ain’t no women in this town. If you want to do anything like that, all we got is OP, the Swedish-German.”

The prospector says, “Hell no, I ain’t into that funny stuff. I’ll be fine.” So he goes back to his mine.

Six more months pass. A year passes. And finally—people are weak, man—the prospector falls to his knees and says, “I’m no worse than any man.” He goes back to the bar, a broken man.

He says to the bartender, “It’s been two and a half years. A man has needs. If there are no women in this town... I’ll have to go with OP, the Swedish-German.”

“But,” he adds, “I’m a tough old hombre, and I got friends. I don’t want anyone to know about this. This has got to be secret. Nobody can know.”

Bartender says, “Well, four people will know.”

Prospector asks, “How do you figure?”

Bartender says, “Well, I’ll know. You’ll know. OP, the Swedish-German, will know. And the guy who holds down OP will know."

...You were raped!

I liked his podcast more than his stand up. The one with Nick swardson was so funny

>>212211631
He walked so Benjy could run.

>>212210935
nobody is crying here but you and it’s really sad anon.

>>212210474
He only told 8 jokes on it

>>212211694
...what?

I genuinely don't get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzOACx0kQ2o

He died as he lived.
Everyone just going: who?

>>212210068
this

>>212210623
you are the most boring man in the world

>>212211850
His appearance is another joke. Him pretending to be a comedian is a joke. His ugly dyed hair is a joke. His gambling addiction is a joke (and the reason why he did that, he hated Bob)

>>212211983
what the fuck are you even talking about. unironically kill yourself you fucking sadsack

>>212210068
This so much this

>doc she's choking

>>212211016
>I'm not him
>clearly is him

>>212212069
I know, right? You and I are so cool and not boring, because we like a comedian. Only geniuses like us like Norm McDonald's.

>>212211465
that's the only thing you do all day every day of your gay life

>>212212217
If you were him you would lie about it too. Its sorta nice he has his own back.

>>212212217
Keep crying, fangirl. I hope norm sees in hell how much you're defending his honor. Online. For free.

>>212211882
Our top story tonight... This week, after months of speculation, sitcom star Ellen Degeneres finally admitted that yes, she is gay. Inspired by her courage, today op admitted that he is really, really, really, really gay.

>>212212128
>and the reason why he did that, he hated Bob)

no he didn't. but you're clearly just a bored, depressed, painfully uninteresting loser shitting up the board with boring bait threads. i think you should do something more interesting with your life like getting fucked in the ass

>>212212289
You have hope! You are a super faggot. You have a cape hanging out of your ass with a pic of two guys fucking on it.

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12212282
>Samefag pulled out his phone
Embarrassing

>>212212344
Unfunny and retarded, just like Norm. Well done. You captured his lame persona perfectly.

>>212209959 (OP)
Indians have a hard time understanding irony, which is why OP made this thread.

>>212212248
jesus christ these are are unprecedented levels of retardation even for /tv/ standards

>>212212360
This so much this.
We're not depressed and extremely interesting because we like a dead comedian and defend his honor on 4chan. We're so cool.

>>212212437
Only non-Indians think like that see>>212210349

>>212212069
Jesus christ, these are are unprecedented levels of retardation even for /tv/ standards

>>212212467
i never said liking norm means i'm cool. you're projecting your own weird insecurity issues onto others. honestly for your own sake you should turn off your computer and go do something productive. you're clearly suffering from aggressive brainrot

>>212212547
>Absolutely btfo and seething
Love to see it, this normlover might be the biggest lolcow and the most pathetic poster on 4chan

>>212209959 (OP)
Swedish German Andy Richter put it best when he said, “norm takes you on a five mile hike to show you a dog turd”

>>212212360
Stop projecting how much of a depressed loser that you are onto other people. Liking norm won't make you not depressed.

>trannies hate norm now

Nature is healing

hey OP can you post a picture of yourself? i bet you're a really good-looking and well-adjusted guy

>>212212580
>n-no u-u
>he keeps going
Your meltdown has been hilarious so far, keep going.

>>212212707
>>212212708
>all these projection
It's okay to be a tranny and it's okay if you're not well adjusted, liking a shitty comedian like Norm is also okay.
Take your meds, schizo

>>212212721
You need those poles with cuffs on them to get around, don't you? To power trip over something so pathetic makes me want to put all my change in your cup you magnificent mistake. What is it? a palsy?

>>212212721
i'm just being generous with you. you don't deserve any reasonable person's attention, of course. part of me hopes you'll snap out of your gay shit but in my experience that never happens. you'll just keep making your boring norm hate threads on /tv/ like the sad fuck you are.

>>212212409
Every day I meet somebody new. This board's great because of all the interesting posters. So, I met this one poster—interesting story.

This guy had just posted a new thread, and I like to meet the posters, so I went over, en, and said, "Hey, I'm anon. Welcome to the board."

We got to chatting, and I asked him, "So what do you do for a living?"

He says, "I work at the university. I'm a professor of logic."

I said, "Logic? What the hell is that?"

He says, "It's kind of hard to explain, but let me give you an example."

I said, "Fair enough."

So he says, "Do you own a doghouse?"

I said, "Yeah, I do."

He says, "Well, that probably means you have a dog."

I said, "Yeah."

He goes, "That means you likely have a family."

I said, "Yeah, I do."

He says, "So you're probably married and have kids."

"Yeah."

"Then that means you're a heterosexual man."

I said, "Yes sir, I am."

And he goes, "See? That's logic. Starting from the fact that you own a doghouse, I made a series of inferences and figured out you're a heterosexual man."

I said, "Well, I'll be damned. That's something. Nice meeting you."

Later I browse the catalog, still thinking about the whole thing. I'm standing there with a bunch of anons, and one guy makes a new thread.

So I enter his thread and I say, "Well, OP, I met my neighbor today. He’s a professor of logic at the university."

The guy says, "Professor of logic? What the hell is that?"

I go, "It's kind of a system of reasoning... I don’t remember exactly, but I can give you an example."

He goes, "All right, go ahead."

So I ask him, "Do you own a doghouse?"

He says, "No, I don’t."

I go, "Well then, you must be one of them gays."

>>212212128
His crippling gambling addiction was just a joke, just like him begging God to cure his cancer. God didn't like Norm and gave him cancer.

>norm schizo is still in full meltdown mode
Love to see it, keep going

>>212210685
Norm schizo in this thread right now

>>212210685
>>212210805
>>212210935
>>212211016
>>212211330
>>212211384
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>>212211575
All me btw

>>212213123
Oh, I get it... this is like getting someone to piss on your face for you. I can just come piss on your face!! Where ya at?

>>212210332
Shut up FATRICK, enjoy prison.

i'm melting down right now, op. and coping, seething, dilating, you name it. i fell into your cunning trap and now i am a lolcow. fuck.

I bet op doesn't own a doghouse

>>212213123
only geriatric millenials know this meme. fucking lol. you sad sad old loser

>>212213415
I will take that action. Ten grand.

>>212209959 (OP)
We miss you buddy

>>212213466
I'm an early zoomer and I know that meme

>>212210332
You're right, he isn't funny, and that's his gag. He uses dark humor inappropriately and purpsoefully bombs jokes. He's a complete anti social sociopath or something, like most comics, and he's great at it.

"I try to stay away from [Trump]. Mostly because it's low-hanging fruit and often times Trump is doing self-parody and nothing looks dumber than if you parody self-parody--you get caught not understanding."
>So, comedy in the time of Trump--is it more difficult..?
"It's more difficult in the time of Trump for good comedians and it's way easier for bad comedians. You don't have a worldview by just saying you don't like Trump...that doesn't count. You can't just say "I hate Trump" and that makes you a good person and the democrats can't just say "I hate Trump" and that means they have a position, that's no position. So, for idiots it's an easier time because you go "that guy's the idiot and not me." But if you try to do smart comedy, it's better to stay away from Trump.
https://youtu.be/olkgPzlh5A8

Or how about when he called Bill Clinton a murderer on daytime television (several times) because he knew it would fuck with Barbra Walters and it takes advantage of The View being an absurd concept of a show? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3PP_SWHUQQ

>>212213466
You're totally not sad, because you defend norm. Only the youngest and coolest people like norm and defend him.
lmao

>>212210253
This retard hobo doesn't understand the difference between a rotten sandwich with dog turds and a nice big chunk of coal!

>>212209959 (OP)
Fatrick, shouldn't you be losing your case against the state of Milwaukee?

>>212213195
Your meltdown has been hilarious so far norm schizo, keep defending your dead unfunny comedian.

OP is mad because he is the punchline (and a fag)

>>212209959 (OP)
Who?

>>212209959 (OP)
>>212210253
>>212210332
>>212210438
None of these guys own a doghouse.

>>212214894
>t. took lessons in Swedish massage

>>212214736
It's not like his Burt Reynolds imitation was funnier than Burt Reynolds himself, he's just seething, because he's a republican. Typical for Norm
>crying about Bill Clinton
Now that is fresh and up to date. He did that while Clinton was president right?
>It was actually years and years later
Yeah, dude, Clinton jokes aren't played out, at all. Pathetic

>I repeated what Norm said
Well done, NPC.

>>212215016
It was in 2000 right after the election when nobody knew who won the election and Bill was still the sitting president

>>212215048
Yeah, dude. Jay Leno never made fun of Clinton, or Letterman, we needed norm for that. Such a genius.

>>212214736
>one supposedly funny clip
>career of 50 years
Embarrassing

>>212215016
>>212215046
>>212215087
>all within a minute of each other

>>212215016
That wasn't even an impression. He just had a hat and a moustache because of SNL, that wasn't his.

Keep going norm schizo. I guess your meltdown is not done yet.
lmao
Keep defending your dead unfunny comedian

>>212215120
>>212214996
>>212214943
>>212214910
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>>212213195
All me btw

>namefagging to hide samefagging
my sides are in orbit

>>212215087
>Jay Leno never made fun of Clinton
He apologized for making Monica Lewinsky jokes, anon.
>Letterman
Is based.

Norm MacDonald was a hack and Normfags can’t handle the truth: the guy was a charisma black hole on screen, couldn’t act his way out of a paper bag, and his standup was mostly mumbly non-sequiturs with zero structure. But "b-but he bombed on purpose!" Yeah, that’s what every failed comic says.

The guy was basically the proto-Nick Mullen, another chud idol. Can’t act, can’t do standup without hiding behind irony, but gets worshipped by terminally online ironybros who think being a bitter alcoholic = being deep. Replace Letterman appearances with a few funny Cum Town riffs and it’s the same story. Even Cum Town got stale after a couple years when everyone realized it was the same three jokes about Adam being gay and Nick being racist.

Yes, Norm was hilarious on Conan and Letterman. No one’s denying that. Just like Mullen had his moments before checking out and hiding behind leftist pseudophilosophy and ketamine addiction. But let’s not pretend either of these guys were actually prolific or well-rounded performers. They both got carried by cults of personality and resentment-driven irony.

Norm never grew past Weekend Update and Mullen never got past being the smart guy in a room full retards like Adam and Stav, and even that stopped being funny once people started agreeing with him.

Both are cautionary tales of what happens when bitter addicts get handed microphones and a fanbase of terminally online dudes desperate for a father figure who hates the world as much as they do.

>>212216078
>tl;dr
Did the post end with "because the light was on"?

>>212216078
Norm was cool, funny, a genius and a good man. I cried when he died.

>>212216078
truth nuke

>>212216078
Chuds won and jews lost though

>>212216078
What's wrong with his face?

>>212211421
This. There was never a thread on /tv/ about him until he died. Suddenly a lot of people cared and Norm became known about the guy who joked about 9/11.

>>212216248
drugs

>>212212409
This guy sounds like a real jerk!

The funniest part are the anons claiming they know it is a troll and that they are totally not mad or falling for it, while totally being mad and falling for it

>>212211928
Jerry explains it at the end of the clip. Gentile jokes are really Jew jokes. The joke says something ordinary about gentiles, with an implied punchline that with Jews it would be the opposite, playing into some stereotype. In this particular case, the joke is that there's a stereotype of Jews whiners and complainers.

I hate botchan.

>>212217066
too many layers of irony and i am a simple man. i was duped.

>>212212663
I like Norm's story about his first SNL retreat where Chris Farley introduces himself and says he needs to share some information and takes Norm across the street into another building and up a few flights of stairs and into a room and into a closet and sits him down and really quietly says: "Okay, get this: Pat.... is really a woman!"

all the stars are here

I love his Kojak bit even though I think this scene never even happened kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMt7C3COiVM

>>212216189
Nick won

>>212217807
Glad you dressed up, Norm!

>>212209959 (OP)
>>212210253
>>212210332
>>212216078
The only reason anyone would find Norm unfunny is because they don't understand comedy. Norm's brilliance was deconstructing comedy. Comedians all loved Norm. People with a sense of humor who get comedy know Norm was a genius.

tl;dr - if you don't like Norm it's because you're not funny

>>212218521
What makes you think you have a sense of humor?

>>212210068
christ i like norm but he's rolling in his grave with these cocksucking drivel comments like these.

>>212210068
>he was funny even if his material sucked because I love him

>>212219020
This but unironically.

>>212209959 (OP)
You've been filtered harder than plankton in the vicinity of a whale

>>212216078
kek was this whole thread just a faggy #ad for these unfunny faggots? "if you like Norm plz consider these three fucking failures who are costing us and arm and a leg to constantly try to get over"

>>212213325
>ctrl+f prison
>1 result
Nice.

>>212219558
i don't know but it certainly was epic. i will never forget this wonderful thread

>>212209959 (OP)
Just finished my annual rewatch of all his stuff. This time all the gay stuff really stuck out to me, like really really stuck out. It's easily his most common recurring bit by far, it's in everything he does.

>>212219326
u mad?

>>212209959 (OP)
His desire to be an old man was one of his best bits

>>212209959 (OP)

>9/11!!!