Thread 212210408

Tom Cruise wants you to meet his friend, Brad Pitt.

Tom Cruise always seemed like a cool guy. Like I bet if he overheard you say something like “I’ve never had pizza before” he’d insist on taking you to find a slice

>>212210488
I'd feel nervous around Tom Cruise. Brad Pitt seems more chill.

Brad Pitt can’t act though, he just holds food and is good looking. I should know because I hold food and am not good looking and nobody says I’m acting

>>212210660
Brad Pitt used to be a decent actor. Tom Cruise hasn't really acted in years, either. I'm glad he's finally getting away from Mission Impossible.

>>212210408 (OP)
The point is very emasculating. I bet Pitt felt uncomfortable being the pointed at in a photo like this.

>>212211274
insecure cuck

>>212210488
He's an unhinged Scientilogist, if you said you'd never had pizza before he's probably starting talking about Thetans

>>212211274
Pitt mogs now. He mogged then.

who? and who?

who let these grampas out of the nursing home

>>212210408 (OP)
I thought these guys were handsome.
I just saw mission impossible 8.
Why does Tom Cruise have an ugly fucking jew nose?

>>212211413
why do jews get so mad about Scientology? It’s not any kookier than anything else you nuts believe in

>>212211702
I'm not a Jew dumbass
All religion is retarded but Scientology is on another level

>>212210408 (OP)
I hate most of the plebian slop movies Tom acts in.
But I have to give him props for filming his own stunts. None of the other pussies in Hollywood these days can do that. He deserves his fame.

>>212210408 (OP)
is louis still whining?

>>212210408 (OP)
He looks like a newly minted soccer franchise owner who just signed some faggy yuro celebrity head coach...

>>212211783
how religionist of you anon, you think fat smelly rabbis mutilating and sucking baby dicks is less goofy than weird alien souls or some shit?

>>212210488
Tom Cruise is the epitome of shallow kindness. He can make great conversation with anyone, develop rapport quickly, and ask the kind of questions that give people a chance to bare their soul with a sense of relief at being offered a chance to be sincere to someone... but in truth, Tom doesn't really give a fuck about them. He is an energy vampire and a well-tempered "Dark Triad" man. Tom doesn't have a single genuine friend, no meaningful emotional connection with any romantic partner, and is perfectly fine with being never being cursed with the emotional anchor that is human empathy.

Don't believe me? Watch his interviews, study his interactions with others, and it will all click. Acting comes natural to him because he is ALWAYS acting. It's like a sex addict becoming a gigolo, or a guy with a ferocious appetite becoming a competition eater. His imbalances, in the right environment, is a superpower

>>212211783
Shalom!

>>212211702
>>212212214
oh no no the scientologist is triggered!

>>212212518
Some actor, can't remember the name, did once remark that Cruise unnerved him because his smile never seem to reach his eyes.

>>212210408 (OP)
Thanks Tom, very cool!

>>212211274
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that.

They're an echelon of movie star that doesn't exist anymore in the modern era, the last of their kind.

If these guys just had stable families with untainted children they'd have it all. That money and fame scarcely makes up for failures as classic familial dads

>>212211413
I really don't get bothered by scientologists, if you're not one of them they practically don't exist and their gang stalking of old members is fascinating. Somebodies gotta do it

>>212211423
Debatable that Pitt mogs in this pic. He's certainly more beloved sure but Cruise has chosen one energy

>>212211783
Islam is much worse culturally.

>tom banged prime nicole kidman
>pitt banged prime angelina jolie
who won?

>>212212518
Shut the fuck up schlomo...

>aaah da jewws are crawling in the walls again aaah the food in my fridge is rotten i bet its the jeewwws ahh I tripped on an uneven sidewalk damnn the jewws
Some of you really have the brain rot

>>212213963
Which one’s kids are doing better?

>>212213963
Tom banged prime Katie Holmes and put a baby in her, it's not even a close contest.

>>212210408 (OP)

They go way back and some memories never fade...

>>212210408 (OP)
>>212211423
Man, aging sucks. These two have aged better than 99.9% of humans, but they still look shells of themselves.

>>212213963
>>212214201
Prime Angelina beats Kidman and Holmes. Pitt also had Jennifer Aniston too.

>>212214279
d-did they??

>>212214336
>Prime Angelina beats Holmes
lol
lmao even

>>212214287
just don't ever express yourself and this will never happen

>>212212518
This. It’s obvious something is off with him

>>212212518
Christian Bale did say that his performance in American Psycho was based on Tom Cruise in interviews

>>212212518
No no he's like that because he's actually socially awkward and was growing up, that and with having dyslexia. He feels he needs to invent a personality or image to be well liked and protect the "Tom Cruise" (Registered trademark) brand. He's probably very lonely and insecure deep inside, hence why he joined Scientology at a young age, seeking answers and a sense of belonging. His father was infamously an abusive drunk, that probably left a mark on him.

>>212214392
>>212214429
Holmes is a cute 7.5/10 girl next door. There millions like her. Angie was once in a generation.

>>212214627
Different things.
Prime Angie was a sex symbol.
But Prime Katie was an angel.

>>212214708
Katie was cute, but like I said, there are tons of girls like her. Angelina was a gigastacy.

>>212213349
I worked at a water park back in the day when tom still pretended to be a dad. We were directed just to go over safety regulations and just treat them like regular people. He showed up with his two adopted kids and like 30 other people including Cuba goofing jr. Anthony Edwards in full on white guy type sunscreen,Sean Penn and robin wright. Only cost them $75000 to close for the day

>>212212518
Quall-ity post. You nailed it.

>>212211702
Why do you think anyone who even slightly annoys you or fails to be an extremist bigot is a Jew?

>>212214174
Well, Cruise has his two kids that he adopted with Nicole Kidman. He fully indoctrinated them into Scientology and they have no relationship with Nicole Kidman.
Nicole Kidman's kids with Keith Urban seem normal.
Cruise's daughter with Katie Holmes wants nothing to do with him and recently changed her last name to cut off the association.

Brad Pitt has like "6" kids with Jolie. 3 are actually biologically his (the white ones).
Pitt has been outspoken that he thought Jolie was fucking their kids up. Pretty sure he thought Jolie was going to turn his first born into a tranny.
Apparently he completely cut his relationship off with the 2 Cambodian (or whatever they are) kids.

>>212214165
These fucking nuts are on every board in every thread. This site is completely infested. I never heard or saw so much nonsense about jews anywhere my entire life.
Now I promise you someone will call me jewish for making this post. Only 2.4% of Americans are Jewish but apparently all of them are here arguing with schizo incel chuds.

>>212214825
>Angelina pictured with here with her brother
Angelina must have sucked the dicks of some major producers for them to allow her to reinvent herself and ditch her previous image as a degenerate weirdo freak.

>>212214336
Jolie looks like an alien or a freshly-hatched insect or something. She's like a caricature. Kidman and Holmes are more attractive in my eyes. Never saw the huge deal about Aniston. She's just okay.

Michael Douglas truly won.

>>212215047
You must have read a lot of supermarket gossip rags and watched a lot of Entertainment Tonight to be so well-versed on celebrity personal lives.

How much cheesecake do you eat on a weekly basis?

>>212215233
I remember her Oscar speech she dedicated it to her brother, who she took as her date, and said "I'm so in love with you right now." And it cuts to him crying. Weird Oscar moment. They both seemed like they were on some weird dissociative drug. Over 20 years ago now. Back when she had tits.

>>212215009
Damn. Yep, that's clearly the product of Cruise and Holmes. You can see them both.

>>212214287
It's the hair, he cut his hair so he looks raped now

>>212214825
Looks like Lana Rhoades

>>212215382
Not him but cheesecake is great leave the cheesecake out of this it didn’t do anything wrong.

>>212210408 (OP)
The last 2 great movie stars.........

>>212212518
Based

>>212214429
what a cute!!!

>>212214825
>getting billy bob’s sloppy seconds

>>212212518
He's literally me.

>>212214165
How can you prove the Jews didn't rot my cucumbers?

>>212214543
They ignored him because he spoke the truth.

>>212215009
Plap plap plap get pregnant Plap plap plap get pregnant Plap plap plap get pregnant Plap plap plap get pregnant Plap plap plap get pregnant Plap plap plap get pregnant

>>212214287
Must have been the Kurt Cobain era with that Vampire flick.

>>212214825
Imagine strangling her to death and waiting a couple of weeks for her to marinade before breeding her green pus pocket.

>>212214825
She looks like a pale slav whore.

>>212210488
>I’ve never had pizza before

>>212210660
>can't act
I kind of agree that his oscar win for OUATIH was weird since he simply played Brad Pitt, but beating up Hippies and chinks (based), but he is a good actor. 12 Monkeys has one of the best displays of a mentally ill lunatic in cinema history and he wasn't even nominated for this one.
But then, winning an Oscar for playing a blue collar Charles Bronson type of character who beats up women, minorities and hippies and is portrayed as the hero of the story is a surprisingly based move from the academy.

>>212210408 (OP)
Tommy always gives the shine to everyone around him. Our last true movie star.

Hollywood had a good run. Goodbye.

>>212216209
I will never understand in my lifetime how a mid 40s 5.5/10 manlet framelet texan hillbilly got together with a 20 years younger Angelina Jolie.

>>212210408 (OP)
Oh Brad is out of hospital? That’s great to see, I hope the money I sent him helped.

>>212210408 (OP)
Arreverdici

>>212210408 (OP)
Hope they do the DoT/F1 crossover sequel.

>>212211413
So? Many famous actors and directors are Zionist Jews. As things go, Scientologist have done less harm to the world by comparison. Yet you still watch these Jewish actors and directors.

>>212214392
what a fucking loon

>>212214392

The period from Minority Report to War of the Worlds was peak Tom Cruise and it's not even close.

Not saying everything that came after wasn't kino (Oblivion, Reacher, Maverick), but that was his peak.

Pitt is taller and slightly better looking but Cruise has the higher star power between the two.

Angelina hurt Brad’s stock bigly in the long run, whereas Tom is a kooky cultist weirdo and everyone just accepts that about him. Every time Brad shows up in a movie he gets hate for being old, white, can’t act, etc. but you never hear that about Tom, I bet most zoomers and gen-alphas these days aren’t even aware he’s a scientologist.

>>212218804
There are many Brad Pitt roles where he is excellent and was still unfortunately overlooked for a nomination. However, 12 Monkeys is not one of them as he was in fact nominated for Best Supporting Actor where he infamously lost to Tommy Lee Jones for The Fugitive...

Anyway you're both retarded. Brad Pitt is a great actor, how contrarian to suggest otherwise.

>>212210408 (OP)
They were incredibly sexy in Interview with the Vampire.

>>212210546
Tom Cruise is notoriously down to Earth but yeah, Pitt does seem more chill.

>>212214165
the jews blew up my sauerkraut ferment

>>212210408 (OP)
Damn, they look so old. I realize how old I am too.

>>212219358
kek actually a good movie idea

>>212218804
>>212210660
i thought brad was pretty good in bullet train but everyone else in that movie sucked or the writing was cringe so that left a bad taste by association

>>212213963
today kidman looks like a hot milf. angeline looks like a colombian escort 1 plastic surgery away from being fully bogged

>>212210408 (OP)
Always hated that 'point finger at person I'm taking a picture with' pose, like yeah my dude, I see him.

>>212210546
>I'd feel nervous around Tom Cruise.
Yeah, he might randomly start electrocuting you with his hands.

>>212214627
Literally Jon Voight

>>212220482
Brother, Minority Report and definitely War of the Worlds were horrible. You might just have terrible taste.

>>212221537
Kidman was distractingly bogged in The Northman

>>212213286
i asked a question.

>>212212518
You sound like an ill minded redditor fag

>>212214279

YOU JUST KNOW

>>212215628
Was thinking the same kek

>>212218804
>and is portrayed as the hero of the story
I wonder if Tarantino intended for him to be received that way because in the novel he made the character a lot darker. Technically Cliff could be classified as a serial killer in the book.

>>212210408 (OP)
>Tom (age 62) has bloated old man face
>Brad (age 61) still has normal face
How do you avoid the big bloated old man face as you get older? They're both in good shape so it has to be more than that.

>>212210488
He would probably chuckle at you for being a poor and then text his butler to start fueling up his jet for a meeting with David Miscavige, who found him some new potential wives.

>>212225011
Don't drink alcohol

>>212210408 (OP)
My grandma has been in love with Cruise for decades

>>212218922
He's really smart and funny and charismatic. He'd just won an Oscar for Sling Blade I think and was directing a Cormac McCarthy movie. What confused and dumb young flavor of the month actress wouldn't want him?

>>212220482
No, his peak as an actor was in the 80s with Born on the Fourth of July. His peak as a movie star has been fucking 40 years straight.

>>212221867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snfOVpFV0d4

>>212225219
My mom is 80 and has always disliked him. Which is really odd because she doesn't dislike anyone except maybe Trump.

>>212210408 (OP)
>Tom Cruise: 5'7"
>Brad Pitt: 5'11"

>>212215285
Yes, yes he did.

>>212210488
what if you said you've never had cabbage

>>212225612
Coleslaw maybe. We don't have time for some bacon braised type thing.

>>212210408 (OP)
>oh, hey, nice to meet you
>so anyway, Tom about Top Gun 3...

>>212218804
>12 Monkeys has one of the best displays of a mentally ill lunatic in cinema history
Literally acting like a stereotypical crazy guy. It's like being amazed at Leo's performance as a retarded kid in Gilbert Grape.

>>212225886
kek imagine big leaguing Pitt. He'd probably kill himself

>>212214287
Based Cruise mogging this faggot in the movie that was all about male beauty