Obscure Kino Thread - /tv/ (#212217272) [Archived: 934 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:27:04 AM No.212217272
Sanatoriumpodklepsydra
Sanatoriumpodklepsydra
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List your obscure kino here.
I'll go first.
The Hourglass Sanatorium.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:29:45 AM No.212217335
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:30:12 AM No.212217346
>>212217272 (OP)
Soviet sci-fi has a certain charm to it, but it's a shame that they are all so low budget because it's clear they all had a lot creative ideas that they couldn't really film at the time.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:33:40 AM No.212217447
>>212217346
True.
I find that in Konstantin Lopushansky's stuff. If only he had a bigger budget.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:34:35 AM No.212217468
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>>212217272 (OP)
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:34:37 AM No.212217469
the man who stole the sun
the man who stole the sun
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:34:47 AM No.212217474
s-l1200 (3)
s-l1200 (3)
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>>212217272 (OP)
Four Flies on Grey Velvet
Dario Argento's best giallo
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:37:16 AM No.212217538
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>>212217272 (OP)
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:37:28 AM No.212217547
>>212217447
A Visitor to a Museum was the exact movie I was thinking of when writing my post.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:38:59 AM No.212217585
safeasfuck
safeasfuck
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:42:22 AM No.212217679
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>>212217272 (OP)
Is this a Noita thread?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:42:34 AM No.212217684
>>212217547
What is that movie about in your opinion?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:42:35 AM No.212217685
ะขั€ะธะดั†ะฐั‚ะพะณะพ_ัƒะฝะธั‡ั‚ะพะถะธั‚ัŒ!
ะฃะฝะธั‡ั‚oะถะธั‚ัŒ 30-ะน
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COX6KoHReK8
Personal Favorite 90s soviet action movie
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:43:18 AM No.212217695
>>212217547
Lol, thank goodness I'm not alone then. I always felt the ending was a bit underwhelming. That might be the whole point, with all the silence of God stuff, but I don't know.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:45:37 AM No.212217754
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Most epic Russian crimial TV show.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA4jT0MXuxQ
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11209524/

Director talks about show in these docs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnS7XBGzOdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imNE5CEjZW4
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:47:01 AM No.212217792
acb
acb
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU_rK0TLJTs
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:48:51 AM No.212217843
>>212217684
Dude living in a post apocalyptic world going to visit a place where the last remnant of the old world is stored. I mostly just remember the torches everywhere and the weird industrial cult area. It's been awhile since I watched it, but I always thought the director would do more and add a bunch of crazy shit if he had the ability.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:50:24 AM No.212217873
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Eastern europe had a few kino machines.
Zulawski:
Diabel (1972)
Possession (1981)
On the Silver Globe (1988) - this one is half of the film though, most of it was destroyed by the polish authorities at the time

Wojciech Has (this is the one who did op's rec):
The Saragossa Manuscript
Memoirs of a Sinner (this might be incomprehensible if you have not read the book, I'm not sure, but it's kino regardless)
>The Tribulations of Balthazar Kobera
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:52:32 AM No.212217908
>>212217873
OP here.
Great list.
I'd also recommend Birds, Orphans, and Fools.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:53:02 AM No.212217928
stalin
stalin
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>>212217346
The Feasts of Belshazzar, or a Night with Stalin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZf2qBZNUAY

The story is so fucking good. You dont even need to understand.
You can skip the 19 minute - to 1:15:00
This is just Gerogian music perfomring at Stalins headquarters in Abkhazia. Its not a movie about Stalin, but about someone who had an interaction with him in his youth pre revolution, and then realizing that the one who he saw commit a crime became Stalin.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:53:51 AM No.212217947
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O-Bi, o-ba: The end of civilization
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:54:47 AM No.212217974
>>212217272 (OP)
The nickel ride
Prime cut
End of days
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:54:52 AM No.212217976
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Man of Iron
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:56:06 AM No.212218010
monster2
monster2
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>>212217873
I wouldnโ€™t call Possession obscure really but I love it anyways.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:57:06 AM No.212218031
stalin
stalin
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This is such good acting, nothing is said verbally its all in the face expression.
https://youtu.be/OZf2qBZNUAY?t=4723
You just cant get good acting like this anymore
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:58:20 AM No.212218056
>>212218031
1:18:32 mark
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:59:59 AM No.212218096
Potop_plakat
Potop_plakat
md5: 061606b68f27ed40b880cea458ebcacd๐Ÿ”
Potop (the deluge) is some prime kino, too.
I think it's the only movie longer than three hours that I have been able to watch in one sitting (it's almost six hours of pure kino), and not only that, I actually felt engaged for the entire time.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:01:21 AM No.212218120
>>212217873
Look at the idiot calling Poland eastern europe
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:02:22 AM No.212218139
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Golem
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:02:31 AM No.212218144
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>>212217272 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:05:16 AM No.212218198
>>212218120
Literally everyone calls Poland that. Only Poles call themselves Central Europeans. And that's because they don't want to be associated with Russians.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:07:25 AM No.212218250
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I haven't been able to find it
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:07:54 AM No.212218254
>>212218096
Communists were so much better at making historical kino than right wing populists.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:11:07 AM No.212218327
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1146252-shelter-of-clouds-0-2000-0-3000-crop
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>>212217272 (OP)
แƒฆแƒ แƒฃแƒ‘แƒ”แƒšแƒ—แƒ แƒ—แƒแƒ•แƒจแƒ”แƒกแƒแƒคแƒแƒ แƒ˜ (1928) aka Shelter of Clouds (1928)
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:18:02 AM No.212218506
norm
norm
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>>212218250
Only good fucking thing to come from that film was Norm Macdonalds ripping on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whN9JJ74dPw
$7 million to make a joke.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:20:03 AM No.212218559
>>212217272 (OP)
Your mother and Iโ€™s sex tape. Sheโ€™s so ugly and fat nobody ever wanted to see it. I still got up in there though. Just for you anon.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:24:01 AM No.212218691
>>212218327
i never in my wildest dreams thought anyone would post this on this godforsaken forum, unfathomably based choice
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:34:22 AM No.212218985
>>212218144
based
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:07:48 AM No.212219855
>>212218506
Chairman of the BORED?? WHAT THE FUCK?
The movie looks hilarious! Did you see that old guy on the poster throwing his arms up in surprise? How can that be boring?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:34:39 AM No.212220544
comedy
comedy
md5: c4d3643034d199c4839daeddb4221971๐Ÿ”
>>212219855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsps2cQViNU
Its so incredibly boring.

Screwed was such a great random movie. The movie cover is enough to know its good.
https://youtu.be/LbLu5AQsFaI?list=RDLbLu5AQsFaI&t=42
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:38:09 AM No.212220640
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>>212220544
>Its so incredibly boring
did you see it? look at this board member at a beach party! haha hilarious! why would an old guy like that go to a beach party? so wacky
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:10:06 AM No.212221340
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>>212217272 (OP)
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:36:11 AM No.212221818
file
file
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Genuinely funny comedy, gritty realism, and hard to understand pseudointellectual artsy shit. One of my favorite movies
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:57:04 AM No.212222174
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:17:35 PM No.212223645
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