SLUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>212219676 (OP)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>212219676 (OP)
Why did Prometheus (2012) randomly lose his shit?

I THINK I'VE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS

>>212219727
wypipo can't handle dey spicy black goo

>>212219676 (OP)
Is that achievable natty?

>>212219676 (OP)
I wonder if they'll give us more engineers when the TV show flops

>>212219839
Didn't Ridley say he was done with the franchise? He was the only one who gave a shit about that storyline.

>>212219676 (OP)
is that how you suck cock

>>212219676 (OP)
>>212219689
How do I achieve this body?

>>212219676 (OP)
>>212219689

>>212219895
to be fair the sugar variants are more likely to do this than the zero sugar stuff
i do not understand how people can drink something with 80g of sugar in it

>>212219876
basically yeah but fede alvarez cares about it as well

>>212219727
Too many suits fucking with the script, to the point that it no longer really made sense.

The original idea was that the engineers were extremely long lived but had lost the ability to reproduce, so they used the goo produced by xenomorphs that they found to seed life onto new planets in an attempt to recreate themselves.
Earth was one of the planets they seeded, but humans turned out flawed, they tried to fix humans by raising a human (Jesus) on their homeworld and sending him back to teach the rest of humanity how to not be barbarous. When Jesus was crucified the engineers were furious and decided to pull the plug on Earth.
The engineer that wakes up and goes apeshit was tasked with sterilizing Earth via the black goo before an accident occurred. So to him the humans are still defective retards, and now making demands of him.
There was also some distinction between the gold/black (xeno blood) goo that seeds life, and the black (synthesized) goo that corrupts/destroys life.
The "engineer" city in Covenant was likely not the engineers, but another one of the engineer's failed attempts at recreating themselves. Though more successful than Earth.

>>212219676 (OP)
me sippin' in da club

>>212219895
Imagine they pranked that guy into doing it

>>212221115
i got the money i got the bub

>>212219676 (OP)
Saw thread, slurped the last of my ice water, very refreshing, thank you alien man

>>212219839
I hope not.
That shit and the black goo don't belong to the franchise

>>212220060
I chuckled a bit knowing the context about him waking up to humans.

>>212219676 (OP)
why did he do it?

>>212219676 (OP)

>>212221305
why not, it's standard sci-fi stuff

>>212219839
Yes, but you already know what changes they are making in his appearance

Aliens was barely passable as a sequel. The entire series should have stopped there.

>>212219993
To be fair, artificial sweeteners are absolutely terrible for your gut and give you immediately loose stool or straight up diarrhea as they function like laxatives.

>>212219676 (OP)
I remember when the X-Files invented this stuff - you didn't want to drink it!

>>212219753
>I THINK I'VE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS
May I offer you a nice Egg in this trying time?

>>212219676 (OP)
>>212219689
that first sip of the day

>>212221677
I wish. t. gets constipated a lot and drinks coke zero fairly often

>>212219676 (OP)
fucking kek, this has to be a pepe

>>212221652
Yep but... here we are

>>212221652
they should've kept switching genres every movie
horror -> action -> mystery -> comedy -> war movie -> etc

>>212219993
zero sugar stuff has sucralose
even aspartame is bad
when i quit and began drinking only sugar drinks in moderation, i've been able to enjoy fruits much more and even tomatoes taste much better
i always get a weird feeling inside my body when i drink that zero sugar shit

>>212221811
That first druk of vodka of the day

>>212219895
If they wanted to give dna to the planet why didn't just fap and cum.

>>212224662
Semen doesn't reproduce on its own. Ridley just wanted it to be a prometheus moment, a god sacrificing himself. The in universe explanation could be some sort of ritual, or they wanted to break down dna to its most basic form so it will be a completely new world of species.

>>212224737
>Semen doesn't reproduce on its own.
Neither a rotting corpse, but oc we all get it.
I can understand the cinematic reasons, It's just I find so irritating the glorification of ritual suicides.
I think before 9/11 it was basicaly absent in western culture.

>>212219676 (OP)
>>212219689
best thread on /tv/ rn

>>212224662
Sperm can only impregnate one egg at a time. The black sludge populates an entire planet.

>>212219895
Hegel refutes this.

>>212220060
Imagine you're asleep in your comfy bed, having the best rest of your life, don't have to wake up for ages.
Then all of a sudden a bunch of screaming chimpanzees burst into your room.
They wake you up. Start smashing your shit. They're hitting each other and screaming at you. The chimpanzees have also made a bad mechanical chimpanzee who repeats their screaming at you in broken english (They're asking you stupid shit like 'how can we live forever').

I'd be as fucking furious as the Engineer as well.

>>212219888
steroids, just get a life insurance because you will die in your 40's from heart failure and it will be miserable all the way though

>>212221677
>>212221863
only some sweetners have the laxative effect. coke doesn't use them i think. there's also other soup of chemicals in the coke that causes dehydration and takes water away from the gut.

>>212221652
alien>Prometheus> alines> alien covenant>the rest

>>212224737
Prometheus was meant to have stolen it and then been punished. Why didn't Ridley ever follow through with that part?

>>212219676 (OP)
John prometheus.....this coffee
*SLLUUURRRPPP*
oh my god..

>>212227547

We need AI to alter the scene when Prometheus wakes up: he looks around and starts yelling "WHERE IS MY MONSTER?!" and chimps out because he hasn't gotten his energy drink yet

>>212219676 (OP)
Still pissed they never finished the trilogy then add extra to the insult by cancelling raised by wolves

>>212224662
Clearly he didn't have an IQ as huge as yours.

>>212220060
Yeah, it was definitely the producer boogey men and not dumb fucks like lindelof fucking with the script to insert his mystery box gimmick

>>212229519
Once Lindelof was involved, any chance of the movie being good was catapulted into oblivion. Nothing that kike has made has ended good.

>>212225450
Nuh uh >>212222222

>sip

What’s he drinking?

>I left the oven on

>>212231740
>his face when he gets home and reads the gas bill

Anyone else think giving Ridley the xenomorph design was a big fucking mistake.

>>212219676 (OP)
>drinking it out of one of those plastic cups you get at Wendy's for your ketchup
Some master race

>>212231871
no, giger was the perfect artist for a rape space monster movie, it was a mistake to give it to cameron

>>212232418
Cameron didn't do anything to it that wasn't already in the first movie. Ridley ruined it by making it not alien at all. It's humanity's cousin and has been connected to Humans and Earth all along! Bravo.

>>212232581
the queen wasn't in the first movie and neither was the ribbed dome

>>212231740
>I left a soda in the freezer

>>212232874
I left a 12 pack in my trunk accidentally and overnight it went down to freezing. Wasn't pretty when I went to get it

>>212219676 (OP)
Why did he sip the goo?

>>212233599
He just finished a monster set of squats and needed to inject some protein for the big gainz

>>212219676 (OP)
is this the thread?

>>212233599
To create (You)

>>212231740
Me when I drink the futa load

>>212235696
drink bleach faggot

>>212236257
Aw, did I upset you?

>>212224994
Bro, human sacrifice has been a human universal and with the west it goes way back to the nordics, celts and romans.

>>212225797
so why he didn't just take a poo.
it contains a shitload of bacteria that can evolve further

>>212220060
Wait if they can just clone a Jesus why go for this convoluted seeding life and waiting billion of years to get something resembling them?

>>212236760
Engineer bodies are pure with zero bacteria. They are vegan and do regular cleansing rituals with organic shakes.

>>212219676 (OP)
>>212219689
I don't consider Prometheus canon.

>>212219895
The can isn't even FUCKING OPEN

>>212219839
Or "shit nobody outside of India could ever possibly ask for"

>>212237385
Prometheus is ten million years old. He's so advanced and strong he can slurp his goo through the molecules of a sealed aluminum can. He's dabbing on you and demonstrating his skill.

>>212219676 (OP)
>siiiiiiiiiiiiiiip, yep, lv-223, that was a good planet.

>>212237610
This isn't even his goop it's a MONSTER ENERGY DRINK

>>212220060
Nigger,

The goo that the first guy drinks isn't the black goo from the rest of the movie, it's more gold blueish.
The point of the lab is the Engineers trying to recreate the goo they've been given from their creators