Thread 212225836

This movie motivates me to exercise and endure the stoic loneliness.

and shove things up your butt

>>212225836 (OP)
make no mistake
you're either a warrior or a victim

>>212225952
My name is Bottles because I sit on bottles.

>>212225836 (OP)
I have not watched this movie and don't care about it, but this guy is 50 years old and looks better than most 25 year olds.
This is completely achievable naturally, except for his handsome face.

>>212225836 (OP)

Myamoto Musashi would want you to jam balloons of heroin up your anus.

>>212226503
>This is completely achievable naturally
yes, fatties will say otherwise tho

>>212225836 (OP)
worth watching? the reviews weren't great

Should I get similar tattoos?

>>212227028
>trusting femgroids' opinions on anything
You've been greenlit.

>>212226503
why do it natty when you can roid with the safe advice of doctors and good clean gear to minimise any long term effects?
you always play life on hard mode, bitch?

>>212227041
Only a select few are allowed to wear that ink.

>>212227165
Great, my name is Seah Lectfew.

what if shot caller shot called tulsa king

>>212225836 (OP)
Newfags and lurkers, 500 shitposts.
Anon, count 'em.

>>212228121
Are these "navy seals" exercises effective?

>>212227087
Stay away from me dr goldberg

>>212228137
really though, actors that use roids avoid most of the pitfalls of the average gymrat because they can see doctors to make sure they cycle properly and they don't buy their shit from some dodgy dudes in the showers

>>212228135
Why don't you try it and see for yourself, fish?

>>212228210
I tried and was exhausted after 5 times.

>>212228259
there are no free rides, you need to keep putting in that work

>>212227028
No. The memes aren't even funny. It's decades old prison slang zoomers latched onto to larp like they're tough. Half these punk zoomies would just get outright brutally ass raped on day 1.

>>212228308
Get this lame away from me

>>212228259
You'll get your hands dirty like the rest of us.

>>212228436
Better dirty hands than dirty ass.

>>212225836 (OP)
I watched it for the first time this weekend while riding my bbc dildo. I wanted the 3d experience. I'd give it a 7/10, the memes are better than the movie itself

>>212227087
>you always play life on hard mode, bitch?
funny sentence

>>212228491
Fish has heart.

Not a good movie

>>212227028
Lel the movie isn't hard to follow at all and he has to shiv people for protection no shit a woman wouldn't get it

>>212228652
>villain is a random bald man introduced halfway into the film that menacingly says big words and reads classic lit
and shotgun is selling shotguns and it's a setup and the war vet kid is money's guy and money is now the shotcaller
how the FUCK do you expect femoids to follow the intricacies of this?

>>212228135

Burpees alone are exhausting after a dozen or so. Adding the mountain climbers imbetween reps would smoke you good.

>>212228771
Who do you need to be to do 500 of those?

>>212228771
>after a dozen or so
i need to put that motherfuckin work in

>>212228814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSWDxCdDFdY

>>212228595
you're greenlit

>>212228595
yeah cos it's a great movie pwnt

>>212228921
I need to be a 160cm cartel member? Never would have thought.

>>212228308
It has the strongest meme scenes and dialogue of any prison kino in 21st century. Bernthals entire performance is perfect

>>212228765
Greentext sounds like blood meridian must be kino

>>212229377
he even says his catchphrase, cmon, it's kino

>>212228921
If I do 500 navy seals every day will I become mildly jacked like this cholo?

times you were a shot caller?

>>212225836 (OP)
>This movie motivates me to exercise and endure the stoic loneliness.
This movie motivated me to quit drink and meet with an attorney.

>>212229502
hey, at least the dude is natty and has good cardio

>>212228921
Kek that music really enhances it. Do I have to do those those bend to my toes movements and shit too? And the jogging in between?

>>212229598
the jogging is just to keep the heart rate stable

Who holds the keys and who calls the shots?

>>212229552
Once he took his shirt off you could see he was in pretty much peak no gym physique

>>212225836 (OP)
Shot status?

>>212229719
roll

who is the most powerful:
>shot caller
>local burner
>earthrocker

I combined lessons from Ted kascynski and shot caller and my life is unironically peaking this year

>>212229925
Tell us more.

>>212228595

True.

>>212227028
Get the word out, Hannah and Geoffrey are greenlit, but be careful Hannah is strong.

who holds the keys in this thread?

>>212229942
It mostly boils down to believing in myself working hard and staying active. The extremes will come later but I've got a nicer job than ever, a pregnant wife, and a rented property in a new state adjacent to private woodlands I can access

>>212229916
>forgetting the key holder

>>212229916
earthrockers freeze global.

you guys make it sound like bottles is in the movie for more than three scenes not including sitting menacingly

>>212229719
I hold the keys to this thread

>>212227087
>good clean gear
lol. even rich guys can't do it.

>>212225836 (OP)
Anons are always the most retarded when it comes to pictures of someone showing muscle. They're like "if I just do 10,000 pushups and pullups, I'll be jacked like him!" They have zero consideration of simply losing body far. Can't comprehend bodyfat hiding the muscle and turning them into a fat blob. They think doing exercise will make muscle break through the fat and appear. Very strange that they have all been convinced of this.

>>212231217
What are you rambling about if you exercise its gonna burn the fat and it's gonna make the muscles grow larger and be noticeable. I swear this board has the lowest IQ and people post the most mundane hair pulling stupid shit

>>212231217
holy fuck how many PHDs????

>>212231217
what if... you lost the bodyfat... while gaining muscle...
can humanity find a way?

>>212231217
No one said this.

>>212229719
Roll

>>212229719
I tried calling the shots before on /tv/. Didn't pan out.

>>212232586
>Green Worker
Is this good?

>>212232615
keep putting in that work and you might not be green one day

>>212233313
Like you would know, Lil Caller, heh.

>>212234215
let's get down, Lil Burner

>>212234433
Iron up, let's see who holds the keys to this thread

I'm in a court ordered rehab/halfway house type deal with a lot of dudes who got out of prison.

Ask me anything.

good movie btw

>>212229925
name one lesson

>>212229719
rollan

>>212225836 (OP)
Why not try to improve your life instead of focusing on enduring suffering like a slave

>>212234729
do guys like bottles exist? like calm dork looking masterminds or is just an exaggeration

lots of lames in this itt

>>212229719
gotta put in the work

>>212235081
>unabomber
>most serial killers

>>212234729
thoughts about toads?

>>212235284
no good my fren

>>212229719
BigNig

>>212229719
money burner

>>212234729
who calls the shots?

>>212229719
Toad mcgilicutty