Well you can certainly tell that americans made it
>>212233308
By how it has literally any relevance to anyone?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:18:08 PM
No.212233379
>>212234262
Do brown kids know Dr Seuss?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:19:10 PM
No.212233413
Oh my god they turned Dr Seuss WOKE
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:19:38 PM
No.212233430
I read that as "CAT IN HEAT"
>le little black girl is le smart scientist
Shan't be watching this.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:21:43 PM
No.212233509
>shitty voice
>shitty female rap song
>shitty ripoff of spiderverse
YIKES
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:21:43 PM
No.212233510
>>212233460
Well they got the violent part right
>>212233460
why is it never a little black boy scientist?
>>212233332
>hates cal arts animation
>hates non cal arts animation
Pick a lane
Welp time to be upset about blacks in a kids movie again.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:30:39 PM
No.212233820
>>212233617
See you at the top of every thread for the next six months, like always.
Animation objectively used to be better 30 years ago. What's with all this gay ass cringe humor in movies nowadays? Frozen and its consequences...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:37:47 PM
No.212234043
>model a kid with caucasian features
>make him brown
and we're the racists when warner bros just made a blackface character
also how funny, another brown kid without a dad
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:39:16 PM
No.212234089
>>212241080
>>212233017 (OP)
the cat is kinda cute, oh go, am i becoming a furry?
>>212233017 (OP)
>Mom! The cartoon is genociding me again!!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:40:18 PM
No.212234122
About a minute in I looked at the timeline and thought fuck there's still another minute of this.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:40:46 PM
No.212234137
>>212233017 (OP)
THEY NIGGERIZED IT WTFFFFFF
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:41:05 PM
No.212234144
>>212235665
>>212233567
i reject your strawman false dichotomy
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:41:30 PM
No.212234159
>>212262445
>>212233617
and yet, you'll be upset when it's revealed this movie flopped
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:41:36 PM
No.212234161
>>212234232
>>212233017 (OP)
That’s some horrific animation the color schemes are so bad it’s not even like dr Seuss
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:42:21 PM
No.212234177
>>212234284
>>212234112
You’re right, a cartoon alone can’t genocide you
But a generation raised to laugh at their own replacement might
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:42:36 PM
No.212234186
>>212236886
>I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident
>>212233332
Not only are these far too many Things, where the fuck was Thing 2?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:44:14 PM
No.212234232
>>212234161
I think as far as art goes it could do with just a bit of desaturation to be closer to the original illustrations
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:45:18 PM
No.212234262
>>212261373
>>212233379
no
they can't read, neither can their parents
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:45:22 PM
No.212234266
>>212234544
>>212234223
Formally Chuck’s
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:45:56 PM
No.212234280
>>212233017 (OP)
It's like it's intentionally trying to be a shitty knockoff of an Illumination movie
THEY GOT IT ALL BLACKED UP
>>212234177
>Noooo! Don't make fun of le heckin tightey whiteys!!!!
>Jokes are literal white genocide!!!! Reeeeeeeee!!!!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:46:25 PM
No.212234292
>directed by Bo Welch, the production designer of Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands
>screenplay by writers from Seinfield and EuroTrip
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:48:00 PM
No.212234348
>>212234419
>>212234284
you’re not mocking me, you’re coping with the fact that deep down, you know it was never 'just a cartoon.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:48:27 PM
No.212234364
>>212234383
more like the cat in the shant. because i shant be watching
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:49:16 PM
No.212234383
>>212234348
>literally a cartoon
>N-no! It's not a cartoon
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:51:47 PM
No.212234466
>>212234826
>>212234419
Stuttering greentext just makes your butthurt more obvious.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:51:55 PM
No.212234469
>>212234826
>>212234419
If it really meant nothing, you wouldn’t be this desperate to laugh
>>212234022
>What's with all this gay ass cringe humor in movies nowadays? Shrek and its consequences...
Ftfy
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:54:08 PM
No.212234544
>>212233332
bruh theyre trying to make the things into minions
>>212234266
Thnuck's*
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:56:09 PM
No.212234618
>>212244631
>screenplay by the writers of Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Doc Hollywood
I unironically like this movie
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:56:55 PM
No.212234638
>>212251194
>>212234479
No, there's something really specific about it. It's all the same cookie cutter humour starting from the late 2000s onwards. Shrek's humour might have been thematically similar but it's not paced or delivered like this at all. Just watch a scene from there and compare it to the cringe self-aware start-and-stop format you see in the Cat in the Hat. It's a lot more dry and deadpan,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMgoiiUR9hY
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:57:35 PM
No.212234664
>>212234767
>>212234022
Are you retarded? Frozen had a rather serious plot and all the characters were white. Total opposite of the gay DEI stuff they're making now
i can't believe its only been 22 years since this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph7amveyJHY
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:00:45 PM
No.212234767
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:01:12 PM
No.212234778
>>212244406
Who the fuck has heard Bill Hader's whiny, high pitched voice in cartoons and thinks he should be cast again? Utter mongoloids making decisions.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:01:31 PM
No.212234786
>>212235106
>Chuddies mad about some toddler show again
Just another regular day.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:02:12 PM
No.212234803
There's a cat in the hat cartoon from a few years ago and Nick is black, the original nick from the books is White
It's great replacement theory which is a fact not a theory actually
>>212234466
>he said while getting incredibly butthurt over a cartoon
lol K
>>212234469
A cartoon is a cartoon, m8. Don't waste your 2Mb brain trying to come up with whacky theories.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:04:25 PM
No.212234873
>>212234951
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:04:48 PM
No.212234881
>>212234951
>>212234826
it’s only ever ‘just a cartoon’ when you’re the one being replaced
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:04:53 PM
No.212234885
>>212233520
Black boy nerds were already accepted in the mainstream so they were quietly phased out to increase racial tensions.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:06:09 PM
No.212234931
>>212233017 (OP)
Why do we get so many 2026 trailers?
>cat in hat
>project hail mary
>the odyssey
>>212234873
>gets more butthurt and exposes his hypocrisy
lmao. Triggered af.
>>212234881
Yes, yes lil Timmy. Cartoons are LITERAL white genocide now.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:07:35 PM
No.212234967
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:08:02 PM
No.212234984
>>212235054
>>212234951
No one said it was literal.
But you sure are acting like it is
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:08:24 PM
No.212234992
>>212235205
>>212234944
anon 2026 is less than half a year away
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:08:53 PM
No.212235008
>>212234229
Carpenter was too bussy playing vidya.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:09:38 PM
No.212235027
N
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:10:41 PM
No.212235054
>>212235115
>>212234984
>No one said it was literal.
I dunno. The way 4chuds are shidding n pissing themselves says otherwise
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:11:10 PM
No.212235071
>>212249962
>>212233332
Sex with Thing 5.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:12:15 PM
No.212235106
>>212235179
>>212234786
People just don't like niggers, bud. You're gonna have to deal with it.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:12:33 PM
No.212235115
>>212250275
>>212235054
>REEE you’re genociding me with cartoons
>REEE it’s just a cartoon
>REEE I don’t care but I’m still here replying 12 posts later
>The thread doesn’t hurt
>That’s just me typing essays to prove it doesn’t hurt
>Shut up it’s not real
>You’re all shidding and pissing
>I win
damn and i thought white people were supposed to be fragile
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:13:46 PM
No.212235150
>>212233017 (OP)
Of course the kids are brown. Can Hollywood just release a statement already saying they hate white people?
>>212233332
What the fuck is this "numbered thing" meme? I've seen it several places, also with real people.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:14:37 PM
No.212235168
>>212234284
Racism is racism, faggot. You're disgusting.
>>212235106
That's fine, but why complain about them in some obscure shit you're never going to watch anyway?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:15:55 PM
No.212235205
>>212234992
Impossible...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:16:15 PM
No.212235215
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:16:18 PM
No.212235218
>>212235179
Why do you care what I complain about?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:16:18 PM
No.212235219
>>212235179
this isn't obscure and you don't decide others actions for them ahead of time you autistic narcissist
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:17:20 PM
No.212235251
NIGGERS
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:17:22 PM
No.212235252
>>212234324
This film was already going under a reevaluation. I hope it continues with this nu-slop coming out.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:17:58 PM
No.212235271
>>212245961
>>212235155
You need to be 18+ to post here.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:20:28 PM
No.212235341
brown
>>212235179
Actual retard. Why do you think people care about the manipulation of children? It's designed to influence the up and coming generation to think that this shit is normal. If you don't care, then you're either happy with this kind of corruption, or you're a lazy cunt.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:25:45 PM
No.212235502
>>212235569
>>212235374
I, for one, do not want my children believing in talking cats.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:27:54 PM
No.212235569
>>212235702
>>212235502
most reddit thing ive seen in a minute
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:29:29 PM
No.212235612
looks like shit
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:31:43 PM
No.212235665
>>212235684
>>212234144
and I reject your rejection.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:32:29 PM
No.212235684
>>212235665
can't be done you aren't given a choice in the matter
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:32:58 PM
No.212235702
>>212235569
most reddit reply ive seen in a minute
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:33:21 PM
No.212235709
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:33:52 PM
No.212235726
>>212258162
>>212234324
People just weren't ready for it, it's absurd and beautiful. It's nightmare fuel stuck between a kids movie and an absurdist satire.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:34:02 PM
No.212235731
>>212233017 (OP)
this looks like the boss baby
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:34:34 PM
No.212235747
>>212233017 (OP)
>It's yet another "Grubhub Brown™" reboot of a beloved story or franchise
No thanks
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:39:21 PM
No.212235891
>>212234112
>Mom! People’s opinions are misgendering me again!!
fuck off fruitcake, your shtick stopped working
>>212235374
>having black people in movies is "manipulation of children"
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:52:11 PM
No.212236322
>>212237108
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:56:27 PM
No.212236472
>>212234229
Either the typical
>"But where's thing 2?"
>>>"We don't want to talk about thing 2"
Joke, or it's the secret villain.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:57:41 PM
No.212236521
>>212236221
Barney was black, think about it!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:58:29 PM
No.212236551
>>212236221
i say this and look like this
>>212233308
Don't act like it isn't every Western country but the US currently being demolished en masse by browns. The US hasn't hit that point yet, thouI fear it will. The propaganda certainly has.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:01:28 PM
No.212236664
>>212234324
The 2000s very own Multiplicity.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:01:56 PM
No.212236677
I thought Universal had the rights to Seuss, they've had Illumination do all the shit animated films beforehand. Is Cat in The Hat public domain or something?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:02:15 PM
No.212236695
Xochitl will be in this, but I don't think I heard her voice in the trailer.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:06:32 PM
No.212236847
>>212233017 (OP)
If I can tell a flop from just one image, why can't movie studios?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:07:38 PM
No.212236886
>>212234186
this is a masterpiece and no one knew it at the time
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:09:19 PM
No.212236940
>>212233017 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:09:35 PM
No.212236953
>>212234324
Americans weren't ready for this level of kino.
>>212233520
Men have a much larger IQ distribution making black male scientists rare but possible whereas black female scientists are virtually impossible. There's statistically something like 3-5 black women with triple digit IQs in the US.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:13:27 PM
No.212237108
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:15:10 PM
No.212237169
>>212257550
>>212234324
is this the biggest pleb filter of the 2000s?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:16:05 PM
No.212237202
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:16:13 PM
No.212237208
>>212234324
i liked this movie...
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:16:24 PM
No.212237214
>>212233308
>Well you can certainly tell that americans made it
Just mutts and coons, or did they make the cat a tranny?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:21:54 PM
No.212237402
T-t-they are not gonna eat the cat? Right?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:22:02 PM
No.212237406
>>212244680
>>212233017 (OP)
looks great! hope michelle shows up wearing this hat again
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:23:40 PM
No.212237456
>>212233332
what the fuck?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:24:13 PM
No.212237485
>>212233332
Quirk chungus
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:15:12 PM
No.212239292
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:15:51 PM
No.212239314
>>212239565
>>212233332
wonder which one will get the most porn
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:23:30 PM
No.212239565
>>212239314
5, 12, 15, and 11, obviously.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:24:39 PM
No.212239604
>>212233332
A lot of things... Yeah they clearly needed to pad this out to 90 minutes.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:28:02 PM
No.212239714
>>212233017 (OP)
Elio 2: 2 Cat 2 Furious
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:28:57 PM
No.212239742
>>212240127
>>212235179
normalizing miscegenation is wrong and subversive
kids see mutts and think this is how a normal person should look
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:31:04 PM
No.212239815
>>212233017 (OP)
>see image like this
>never buy/watch/eat thing
simple as
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:31:54 PM
No.212239844
>>212233017 (OP)
CAT IN THE HOOD: THE ONLY CAP WILL BE IN YOUR ASS
>>212239742
Kids don't care about race.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:42:50 PM
No.212240227
>>212241416
>>212240127
Kids are innocent. They need to be protected.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:50:02 PM
No.212240474
>>212233017 (OP)
>cat just happened go arrive at a brown residence
im so tired
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:51:33 PM
No.212240525
>>212240127
lmao you should venture onto tiktok they all make memes with the term nigger etc and memes about how tired they are of black people lol
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:55:52 PM
No.212240695
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:56:24 PM
No.212240720
>>212233520
It's more subversive to have black girl scientists
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:01:29 PM
No.212240906
>>212233308
No duh. If it was from a European studio then she'd be wearing a hijab.
>>212233308
>There was literally a concert in the last few days where white Brits cheered on a nigger gloating that they’ll never have their country back
>Europe is being demographically destroyed by Africans, poos, and muzzies
>Meanwhile, Trump just told the 500,000 Haitians that Biden let in that they have 2 months to self-deport before they get a boot on the neck
Oh yes, tell me all about how it’s Americans who worship the shitskins.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:07:13 PM
No.212241080
>>212234089
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:08:08 PM
No.212241102
>>212241051
it's all white nations by force of their sham governments fool
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:11:04 PM
No.212241187
>>212241249
WOW I'M SO GLAD THIS MOVIE FROM MY CHILDHOOD HAS UGLY BROWN PEOPLE NOW
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:11:34 PM
No.212241201
>>212233017 (OP)
>CAT In the hay
>Animated
It loses it's sovl
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:12:24 PM
No.212241227
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:12:35 PM
No.212241232
>>212233017 (OP)
this will surely be a great success
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:13:00 PM
No.212241249
>>212241187
hahahahahahahahahahah
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:13:54 PM
No.212241282
>>212233617
>this kids movie needs niggers in it because... well it just does!
>let's just ignore the fact that nigger movies always flop and the most popular animated movies feature white characters
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:14:53 PM
No.212241305
>>212234324
>actually liking this crap
Contrarianism is not a personality.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:16:26 PM
No.212241351
>>212251536
>>212236577
>The US hasn't hit that point yet, thouI fear it will
The US is majority nonwhite lmao, you are insane
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:18:07 PM
No.212241410
>>212234281
Under appreciated
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:18:24 PM
No.212241416
>>212240227
And beaten regularly before being told they deserve to go to hell because some retard listened to a woman and ate an apple.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:25:36 PM
No.212241643
the nig in the wig
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:30:05 PM
No.212241779
>>212233332
Merch + Memes
They want the minions audience
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:31:54 PM
No.212241830
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:34:54 PM
No.212241914
please explain american why never the cast is south asia thank you
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:35:06 PM
No.212241917
>>212246137
Anyone else watch the Yesterworld documentary about The Cat in The Hat movie from 2 weeks ago?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHK_MRUQ2CU
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:37:26 PM
No.212242002
>>212233017 (OP)
Number one the animation looks like absolute dog shit like on the level of like bad computer games from the year 2003 with a very very limited fucking budget number two. It actually makes the original cat in the hat abomination of a movie look like Citizen Kane in comparison. Can Hollywood just stop raping the corpse of Dr. Seuss please? For the love of all things holy, it's very clear that you have no idea what the man's books were about or how to adapt them onto the screen. And the worst part is this is probably going to make money. A lot of money and a bunch of kids are going to watch it and fall in love with it like it's actually good but it's fucking going to be garbage
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:38:20 PM
No.212242030
>212233017
>WE WANT THE ELIO AUDIENCE!
LOL2
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:38:49 PM
No.212242051
nog on the 'log
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:39:33 PM
No.212242075
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:40:52 PM
No.212242130
>>212234734
The ending reminds me one of you funny assholes made a shoop of the Cat standing behind Corl with the baseball bat
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:43:11 AM
No.212244351
>>212233520
Black boys get fucked by their uncles or cousins and experience trauma in the future, Kanye tried to tell the world but they shut him up
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:44:32 AM
No.212244406
>>212234778
>actor has cartoonish voice
>"wtf why is he voicing cartoons?!"
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:49:02 AM
No.212244549
>>212233017 (OP)
Unironically looks fun.
I actually really dig the 2d section's artstyle
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:50:11 AM
No.212244594
>>212233332
>we want the minions market
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:51:27 AM
No.212244631
>>212234618
this film was good
>>212234324
this film wasn't real
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:51:40 AM
No.212244640
>>212233017 (OP)
>Brown Family
good, not watching
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:52:07 AM
No.212244649
>>212237035
>There's statistically something like 3-5 black women with triple digit IQs in the US
Kek’d
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:53:09 AM
No.212244680
>>212237406
yeah... wouldn't that be... something...
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:53:56 AM
No.212244705
>>212233617
We're noticing and there's NOTHING you can do about it.
Are you scared?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:54:42 AM
No.212244728
>>212233332
It's like I can physically hear the executives talking about all the merch sales they can make from more Things
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:57:26 AM
No.212244818
THE
BROWN
IN
THE
TOWN
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:58:37 AM
No.212244845
>>212245133
>>212246669
>>212234022
>Animation objectively used to be better 30 years ago
*blocks you're path*
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:02:04 AM
No.212244944
>>212241051
>There was literally a concert in the last few days where white Brits cheered on a nigger gloating that they’ll never have their country back
>forget to mention he said death to the IDF
slimy kike you are
>>212244845
you're just proving his point. This is only one movie that actually looked good and everyone heralded it as the second coming of Christ because all other contemporary animated movies are so bad in comparison
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:11:28 AM
No.212245205
>>212246004
>>212245133
Wild Robot looked good too
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:13:55 AM
No.212245278
>>212234281
>slam phone
>drive
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:13:58 AM
No.212245281
>>212245961
>>212235155
Abysmal b8 assuming you aren’t a drooling, helmet wearing literal child. The collective intelligence of this board has stooped so low in recent years that I really can’t tell the difference anymore.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:15:24 AM
No.212245322
>>212233567
Yeah because there is only one or the other and if you dislike one then you have to like every single thing that it isn’t.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:24:45 AM
No.212245568
I didn't get the "Ron" joke.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:24:54 AM
No.212245572
>>212233520
There was in Fairly Odd Parents.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:32:42 AM
No.212245807
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:36:52 AM
No.212245938
Hollywood will never learn, they will double down until there's nothing left (which is close).
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:37:01 AM
No.212245940
>>212234281
I laughed. This post is far too underrated.
>>212235271
>>212245281
God forbid I don't know everything.
>>212245205
Wild Robot is unironically one of the best animated feature films to come out within the past decade.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:39:23 AM
No.212246032
>>212246004
I turned it off when the animals started talking
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:42:37 AM
No.212246137
>>212246294
>>212241917
I like Yesterworld better than Defunctland. He seems more down to earth.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:43:57 AM
No.212246177
>>212246405
>>212237035
> There's statistically something like 3-5 black women with triple digit IQs in the US.
You mean 3-5 PERCENT, right??
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:45:41 AM
No.212246238
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:46:38 AM
No.212246264
>>212234324
The only things I remember hating in this movie were the fish, the things and the fat babysitter
I liked the mom and kids, as well as Mike Myers' performance obviously.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:46:39 AM
No.212246267
>>212241051
South American countries, even cartel shitholes are recognized as safer than Europe, LMAO.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:47:22 AM
No.212246294
>>212246137
Yeah, Defunctland seems to be trying to be too "grand" with his videos.
Also I've noticed whenever he reviews a TV show it ALWAYS has either a puppet and/or a guy in a suit, so I suspect he's furry, or atleast in denial about it.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:50:47 AM
No.212246378
>>212245961
You are far too young to be here, go away.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:51:47 AM
No.212246405
>>212246177
I hate to break it to you but…
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:53:30 AM
No.212246459
>>212233308
We have Minions at home.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:53:57 AM
No.212246475
>>212251291
>>212233332
what the fuck is even the point when four of them are identical. have some zest for life, you're an artist, for God's sakes
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:55:24 AM
No.212246513
>>212233017 (OP)
>another brown kid
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:56:09 AM
No.212246537
>>212233617
Are you gonna cry when it flops
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:58:32 AM
No.212246613
>>212234907
Black nerds talk/act too white
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:59:59 AM
No.212246669
>>212244845
Damn this lil nigga having a blast
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:00:28 AM
No.212246689
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:01:05 AM
No.212246711
>>212233308
ameribrowns didnt like this one
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:02:48 AM
No.212246759
>>212240127
brother, idk how to beak this to you...
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:03:21 AM
No.212246774
>>212246835
>>212246004
Jesus Christ, please watch more movies. Wild Robot took an interesting concept and completely shit all over it
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:05:17 AM
No.212246835
>>212247233
>>212246774
it was fine though
>noooo watch more cartoons
shut up nigga
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:14:43 AM
No.212247102
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:16:03 AM
No.212247140
>>212233017 (OP)
nig in a wig, lol
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:18:36 AM
No.212247225
>>212233332
>>212234229
15 are pictured, one on the right goes up to 18 so obviously some are just not there.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:18:49 AM
No.212247233
>>212246835
>can't even call the movie good, only "fine"
>refuses to acknowledge that animated movies better than being "fine" might exist across 10 years
>argument is literally "s-shut up!!"
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:19:57 AM
No.212247272
Most studios fail to capture the essence of the cat and they make him too wacky
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:20:31 AM
No.212247297
>>212234944
They don't want to distract from the 2025 slop coming up next. They're assuming you're already going to see it. You HAVE to see the current things and get excited for the next things.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:21:08 AM
No.212247315
>>212234324
seen this movie when i was 11
this shit is kino of the highest caliber, and fuck your Shawshank Redemption.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:49:48 AM
No.212248173
>>212233617
>Welp time to be upset about whites in a kids book again.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:28:37 AM
No.212249327
>>212233017 (OP)
Grub in the hub
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:35:43 AM
No.212249513
>>212233017 (OP)
NOOOOOOO
DRINKER SAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEE
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:50:43 AM
No.212249962
>>212235071
looks like the sunibee character
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:51:27 AM
No.212249982
If you guys really want some Dr. Suess kino, just watch Green Eggs and Ham
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:57:35 AM
No.212250144
>>212245133
NTA
yea, Elio has regressed artistically
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:01:40 AM
No.212250275
>>212262760
>>212235115
>makes up a bunch of strawmen
>i-im not triggered! M-kay?!!!
Damn. lil Timmy meltdown
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:02:23 AM
No.212250296
>>212234734
for a second i thought he killed himself
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:03:46 AM
No.212250343
>>212234324
This movie was funny. I like Alec Baldwin in it.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:09:34 AM
No.212250481
>>212262794
>>212237035
>whereas black female scientists are virtually impossible
This is what science looks like today chud
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:09:47 AM
No.212250492
Oh for fuck's sake
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:09:51 AM
No.212250494
>>212233017 (OP)
Oh look honey, more slop that wasn’t made for me (or my kids). Looks like we’ll be saving our money when this comes out.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:18:19 AM
No.212250713
>>212250876
>>212233017 (OP)
is there a state beyond exhaustion
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:24:10 AM
No.212250876
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:35:22 AM
No.212251194
>>212234638
>posts a literal parody of pro-wrestling complete with licensed music
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:39:21 AM
No.212251324
>>212233332
>Thing 9 right next to Thing 11
are they mocking us?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:39:38 AM
No.212251334
>>212262760
>>212233617
Kek. Based.
Look at all the Timmys seething in the replies
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:40:35 AM
No.212251366
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:43:51 AM
No.212251462
How can you bastardize Dr. Suess' art style this badly?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:46:07 AM
No.212251536
>>212251732
>>212241351
One quick search for current statistics proves you're a fucking retard, but thirdies aren't known for being able to use the internet very well so we'll let this one slide.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:46:08 AM
No.212251537
>>212262505
>>212233617
Or in your case, time to worship niggers and defend their overrepresentation in every form of media from fatigued anonymous strangers who outnumber you 5 to 1 on this website. But in a passive aggressive, feminine way because it's all that's familiar to you.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:52:08 AM
No.212251686
>>212236577
>ut the US currently being demolished en masse by browns.
Buenos dias senorrrrr¡¡!!!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:52:13 AM
No.212251692
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:53:47 AM
No.212251732
>>212251536
USA is browner than europe thoughbeit
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:56:34 AM
No.212251814
>>212251945
>>212233017 (OP)
The west has fallen. The only choice is civil war I'm afraid.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:00:42 AM
No.212251926
>>212233017 (OP)
Looks bad. Why must everything be current year 3D CGI slop?
Set it in a fantasy world and use 2D animation that preserves Seuss' style. I realize all the talented western animators are dead or geriatric by now; but they could have the Japanese do their homework for them.
I can't wait to not watch this and then be told I'm the reason it flopped because I didn't want to see a movie with niggers.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:01:25 AM
No.212251945
>>212251991
>>212251814
So I shall leave America...but to where?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:03:11 AM
No.212251991
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:04:19 AM
No.212252020
Why are all these shitty, animated films exclusively comprised or brown and black people?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:04:37 AM
No.212252028
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:07:43 AM
No.212252109
>>212233017 (OP)
>ugly brownoids
no, no i don't think i will
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:39:35 AM
No.212252974
>>212263919
>>212251933
No one cares about you. Just kill yourself
kek
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:54:56 AM
No.212253377
>>212234223
Thneeds freed sleeds.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:56:37 AM
No.212253423
>>212234324
Shit then, shit now. This new movie also being shit/you having watched the 2003 one as a dumbass kid doesn't change that
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:58:02 AM
No.212253457
>>212258100
>>212233567
I think the term "CalArts" as used on this board has become meaningless. How is this not CalArts? Look at the faces in OP. It looks the same as every other supposed "CalArts" cartoon.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:27:08 AM
No.212254224
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:30:12 AM
No.212254305
>>212233017 (OP)
Call it, which one's gay?
My money's on both.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:31:27 AM
No.212254343
>>212233332
You will not be as big as the minions
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:34:34 AM
No.212254440
>>212233617 won, and you fags fell for the bait.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:38:24 AM
No.212254527
>>212259883
>>212234479
This. Nobody listens to me when I say Shrek ruined American feature-length animation. Even if you liked it you have to admit it set all the bad precedents for modern animated kid/family flicks, like soundtracks being entirely shitty pop songs
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:38:31 AM
No.212254530
>>212234022
>Frozen
Don't you mean Adventure Time and Steven Universe? Those two were the reasons why cartoons are so shit:
>Adventure Time
Lets see how much we can get away with lazy character designs
>Steven Universe
Lets see how much we can get away with shitty world building, shitty character designs and plot consistency
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:39:21 AM
No.212254554
>>212233017 (OP)
Sorry chuddies, it looks like this will be another movie that isn't for you.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:40:11 AM
No.212254573
>>212234324
It's pretty shit too, don't get it twisted.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:01:05 AM
No.212255075
>>212233332
Things 6-8 are just copypasted Lorax.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:02:55 AM
No.212255108
this is all ai slop
>>212233017 (OP)
I thought you guys said Trump getting elected would get rid of all this woke shit?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:20:27 AM
No.212255478
>>212233017 (OP)
Negrophillia aside, the movie looks painful.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:31:09 AM
No.212255694
>>212255127
MAGAs have no memory. It was like this in 2016 too. It'll be like this for the next four years. Especially because they're more politically aggressive. There's always a backlash. You're only going to see more.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:49:59 AM
No.212257386
>>212233308
Reminds me of that time several countries made Pokémon shorts and the American one was CGI and full of brown mutts.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:52:21 AM
No.212257421
>>212233017 (OP)
I see brown flesh, I complain about brown flesh.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:57:14 AM
No.212257510
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:59:01 AM
No.212257550
>>212237169
>is this the biggest pleb filter of the 2000s?
Easily. It always had a cross-demographic fanbase, but the degree to which a lot of film snobs and normies alike LOATHED the film is insane.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:14:54 AM
No.212257912
Crap in a hat
In French shit chapeau
In Spanish el dumpo in a sombrero
In German scheiBe in einen hut and don’t you know?
Unga bunga monkey spunk in Eskimo
That was the little rhyme the male daycare center taught me when I was just a wee tyke. It had the words crap and shit in it so all us kids made an effort to remember it.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:23:27 AM
No.212258100
>>212258176
>>212253457
The whole trailer reeked of CalArts
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:26:16 AM
No.212258162
>>212234324
>>212235726
A lot of effort was put into that film and I love it.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:26:54 AM
No.212258176
>>212258100
More like StaleFarts, amirite?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:30:31 AM
No.212258243
>>212255127
This shit will never stop, it'll only get worse. Hollywood were so convinced kumallah was going to win they already have years worth of slop ready to go
that's why you see so much of it failing, no one wants to see more woke garbage but they cant exactly take a tax break on every movie you have in development and redo them to be less woke
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:32:09 AM
No.212258273
>>212233017 (OP)
I have CGI brown people fatigue
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:38:50 AM
No.212258398
I thought we were done with race-swapping. Are they doing this as a middle finger to Seuss who was a heckin' racist?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:39:23 AM
No.212258411
>>212233332
I thought those were nazi flags.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:35:49 AM
No.212259473
>>212261829
Fuck it, I'm just gonna say it... Thing 1 and Thing 3 are gigacute and I love them
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:37:46 AM
No.212259503
>>212233017 (OP)
dont get me wrong, im gonna watch it cuz cat in the hat is kino
hopefully they make a chewie louie motion picture
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:44:57 AM
No.212259634
>>212234112
Nobody mentioned "genocide" until you did.
Why are you bringing up "genocide" our of nowhere? ...Got something on your mind, maybe?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:47:45 AM
No.212259694
>>212255127
Who the fuck ever said that?
Stop making illogical claims to yourself and then blaming your opposition when they don't come true.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:51:32 AM
No.212259775
>>212251933
I fucking hate AI but even I have to admit this is hilarious
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:57:31 AM
No.212259883
>>212254527
Shrek did nothing wrong. It was a subversion of disney tropes that was justified at the time given subverting disney tropes wasn't a dead horse yet. But of course hollywood can't think properly and saw "subversion = le success" and now everything since has to be le wacky and le silly. Also shrek actually has many clever, well thought out bits, including shrek 2, most shit since shrek has none of the wit that shrek had and just relies on le random and nothing more.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:02:38 AM
No.212259971
>>212233017 (OP)
there's something really off about the animation style and the camera angles
specifically the way the cat moves, it's like its' weirdly janky? or too slow? I can't put my finger on it but either way it looks really bad. Animation autist anons please explain what I'm seeing
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:05:16 AM
No.212260011
Whats the problem?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:05:54 AM
No.212260025
>>212260048
Why do chuds hate black people so much?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:07:18 AM
No.212260048
>>212260090
>>212260465
>>212260025
turnabout is fair play
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:08:27 AM
No.212260071
>>212245961
It’s from the book The Cat in the Hat
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:08:37 AM
No.212260074
>>212255127
>you guys
stupid nigger
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:09:27 AM
No.212260090
>>212260048
Acting like blacks ‘started it’?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:32:52 AM
No.212260465
>>212260048
I don't hate chuds though...
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:38:22 AM
No.212260561
>>212262578
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:44:16 AM
No.212260662
>>212233520
>why is it never a little black boy scientist?
Because they know it upsets you. That's the reason. Once society gets comfortable with accepting, say, smart black men they move onto something else because the point is to keep you endlessly agitated. You can't make culture of your own if you're always agitated, you can only consume whatever medicine they can offer to assuage your fears. But that medicine is never enough, it's always like... One decent white guy in a movie, or one movie that does a "good enough" job reminding you when white people made culture.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:52:41 AM
No.212260778
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:56:48 AM
No.212260833
Has the Lorax seriously been the only liked 3D animated Dr Seuss movie? Or was it Horton? I never saw the 3D Grinch.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:57:10 AM
No.212260837
>>212251291
He was usually tasteful about it.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:57:54 AM
No.212260852
>>212251291
>Dr Seuss was a pervert
What makes you say this?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:17:11 PM
No.212261184
uh huh
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:20:34 PM
No.212261260
>>212233567
>you can either eat dog shit or get aids
>ew i choose either
>wow you hate eating dog shit and hate not eating dog shit
Please eliminate yourself from society in a very painful manner
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:20:36 PM
No.212261262
Isn’t Xochitl Gomez voicing a character in this?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:23:54 PM
No.212261327
>>212233332
look at 4th, 17th, next one and 1st
it looks like atomic bomb exploing into mushroom
" 4 17 "
4/7 4th July
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:26:50 PM
No.212261373
>>212234262
Yeah... Maybe because they were LITERALLY enslaved by wh*te people
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:34:21 PM
No.212261478
>>212233308
I catch a ban for responding to this faggot's off-topic ass post, but his gets to stay?
Fuck off, you shitty mod.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:36:33 PM
No.212261509
>>212233017 (OP)
>more brown people in wacky situations
wonderful
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:37:36 PM
No.212261526
>>212234324
Huh, no wonder it was so kino
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:48:26 PM
No.212261688
>>212262760
>>212233617
Based.
Wtf Timmy gonna do?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:50:49 PM
No.212261732
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:51:50 PM
No.212261749
>>212263694
>>212233332
Someone do this.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:55:19 PM
No.212261800
niggers
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:57:21 PM
No.212261829
>>212259473
Thing 3 is a discoloured minion
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:07:36 PM
No.212262004
>>212262230
>>212236577
>demolished en masse by browns.
are they the ones making movies?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:15:29 PM
No.212262127
>>212233520
>Steve Urkel
How could you forget anon?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:16:12 PM
No.212262141
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:21:19 PM
No.212262227
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:21:31 PM
No.212262230
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:29:28 PM
No.212262362
>>212262675
>>212233332
>We want the child imprisonment and malnutrition audience
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:33:59 PM
No.212262445
>>212234159
Nobody but you incel chuds care about box office results.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:36:17 PM
No.212262505
>>212251537
>being this bitter because some guy isn't a racist
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:40:13 PM
No.212262578
>>212260561
>BEWWWBAWWWWWHHHH
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:42:51 PM
No.212262623
>>212234324
Avant garde kino. Still has redditors and soccer moms seething to this day
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:43:50 PM
No.212262640
>>212233376
>that horrendous attempt at English
Greetings ESL brown 3rd world nigger. Here in Muttmerica, we LOVE our heccin niggerinos. We love them so much that our entire culture and way of life revolves around them niggerinos. We change all characters, both fictional and non-fictional, in to niggerinos. Simple as.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:45:18 PM
No.212262675
>>212262362
Fuck, I knew that image seemed familiar. Caught me off guard and I’m going to hell for laughing but seriously I hope those poor kids are doing okay. How many fucking years has it been?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:46:45 PM
No.212262700
>>212233376
By how, that’s how.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:47:58 PM
No.212262715
>>212233617
>Welp time to be upset about peoppe talking about an ugly DEI-slop movie again.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:50:43 PM
No.212262760
>>212234951
>>212250275
>>212251334
>>212261688
Who the FUCK is this "Timmy" you keep talking about?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:51:00 PM
No.212262767
>>212233017 (OP)
Dr Seuss didn't like browns though...
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:51:48 PM
No.212262783
>>212262810
>welp
how did this retarded word become part of internet parlance?
fucking millennials, we truly are the worst generation
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:52:45 PM
No.212262794
>>212250481
>AYO WE FINNA MAKE EM ARGH EN AYYYY UP IN HERE YAAAALL
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:53:51 PM
No.212262810
>>212262783
welp, that wasnt very awesomesauce of you #yikes
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:58:34 PM
No.212262877
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:02:12 PM
No.212262942
>caring this much about toddler slop
Y'all need to touch some grass.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:38:19 PM
No.212263577
>>212234281
Am I supposed to know what this is referencing?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:45:10 PM
No.212263694
>>212263732
>>212233332
>>212261749
You better fucking appreciate this because I put way more effort in than I should have.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:47:30 PM
No.212263732
>>212263694
Just in case the pun is lost. I titled this "Things have gotten out of control."
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:58:55 PM
No.212263919
>>212252974
This ain't bluesky lil homo
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:01:54 PM
No.212263977
>>212233017 (OP)
Welp. Shan't be spending money on that.