HAHAHAHAHA PEOPLE PAID MONEY FOR THIS SHIT

>>212234471 (OP)
I didn't see this film. Why did this spin in particular become a meme

>>212234471 (OP)
This scene was the only decent part of this piece of shit film

>>212234952
watch the scene. he was a stormtrooper but unlike all the other stormtroopers he seemed competent and had massive aura.
https://youtu.be/uAtLV26wnCE

I liked it in the theater, it's a fun romp, despite it's stupidities.
And it looks very good.

i cant believe how terrible this movie was

TRAITOR

>>212234471 (OP)
This was literally the only good scene in the entire movie. Looking back I'm not even sure why they kept it in.

>>212234952
It wasn't just the spin. For once we got a stormtrooper who suddenly didn't job it and actually beat a protagonists ass

>>212234471 (OP)
what was the point of the sequels people only carde about dark vader and the little green guy, even the shitty prequels had them, what the fuck?

Still better than the prequels

>>212234471 (OP)
I remember the feeling I had walking out of this. It was "well...okay...well we still have two more to go so let's see what happens." It was comparable to the feeling I had walking out of The Phantom Menace.

The feeling I had walking out of The Last Jedi was in no uncertain terms "that was terrible, there is no salvaging this shit," which blew my mind because before that I was always able to see SOME merit in every previous film. Disney really screwed the pooch.

>>212234471 (OP)
>>212235333
It really sucks how hard Finn got sidelined in the sequels.
I don't even think he needed to become a Jedi, just have him be the de-facto protagonist while Rey is a Jedi side character.
Just because Rey is the most important character in-universe doesn't mean she has to be the most important one for the narrative.

>>212235333
>John Woo hong kong duel in a Star Wars film
This could be cool in some other context, like maybe with the handprint storm trooper from the first nu wars. As it is it’s too divergent and random

>>212235707
Yeah I think most people had that feeling too, especially for those who rewatched it after the hype had settled down. Even the most enthusiastic of ones had the mentality of “okay we know you can do Star Wars, but you need to do something different next film.”

>>212235917
>ESL whaargarbl

>>212235842
Very confused what you could mean by that.
Finn is the handprint Storm Trooper.
Unless you mean the one who left it in his helmet... I think that one's dead though.
Kinda weird that they never bring up how Poe is the one who killed Finn's friend.

>>212234471 (OP)
In hindsight this is maybe the only memorable and original scene in the whole trilogy

>>212235917
They did do something different. You guys just didn’t like it because “wah plagueis isn’t snoke.”

>>212236079
The deconstruction shit was arguably already done in the prequels and to much better effect.

>>212234471 (OP)
>his nickname is TR8R
kinda based

>>212234952
he has tiny legs, long torso and uses a baton weapon instead of a e11 blaster

>>212236130
Explain how the prequels were in anyway a “deconstruction.” They didn’t deconstruct anything and saying they do a better job of deconstructing the series than the last Jedi is asinine.

>>212234952
its a good trick

>>212236079
>>212236323
Nice strawman. The Last Jedi doesn’t suck because it’s different. It sucks because 2/3 of that film is spent on pointless retarded nonsense like Boyega running around on the casino planet and Oscar Isaac arguing with Laura Dern about stupid shit.

>>212235746
Fuck off, nigger lover.

Remember when phasma was hyped up as badass new chrome trooper girl power and got literally tossed in the garbage?

>>212234952
>Why did this spin in particular become a meme
>a bunch of dumb answers
It was a prominent clip in a very popular trailer

>>212234471 (OP)
I walked out of theater when rey knew millenium falcon better than han

>>212235707
>It was comparable to the feeling I had walking out of The Phantom Menace.
Please do not compare Episode I with Jar Jar Abrams slop ever again. The Phantom Menace had plenty of flaws, but it's an extremely creative movie that expanded the lore of Star Wars in hundreds of ways, George Lucas put a lot of thought on the world building, from Galactic politics, to the ecosystem of Naboo, to the myriad aliens that he added each with a unique backstory, it was fucking amazing and it gave us 15 years of kino videogames, books and novels, and other media.

The Force Awakens is a mediocre cashgrab with no thinking and no plan behind it, it fails at basic worldbuilding like having no idea of what the First Order wants or who the big bad is, it's just a cheap rehash of the OT to sell toys, except it was so cheap and creatively bankrupt that it even failed to do that, as its characters are souless and its plot is dumb. It negates the entire arc of the OT, cancels all the character development that happened in the originals, and it has a lazy script that is just plain bad. For example, in TFA there is a scene were Han hands Chewie the detonator for the sapper charges that they had planted. It telegraphs the fact that Han is going to die, literally a zoom up of Han's hand giving Chewie the detonator and telling him "you take the detonator". Why was that included? Just plain bad script writing skills of whoever added that line. I groaned in my theater seat as they were telegraphing Han's death right there. Just an example of the dogshit writing. Not to mention the hundred mystery boxes, Hosnian Prime being blown up with no consequence, somehow everyone being able to see it on the sky (dumb), etc, etc.

If you left the theatre liking TFA or feeling optimistic about Star Wars you are a 100% certifiable midwit.

>>212236638
I pissed and shit myself when it started with a jedi on a desert planet again forcing my mommy and daddy to take me home before much of the movie even happened grrr desert planet bad were the prequel and lukequels not enough?

>>212235746
>It really sucks how hard Finn got sidelined in the sequels.
Finns character went down the toilet 30 minutes into the film.
>First Order soldiers are initially children who got kidnapped, brainwashed and went through rigorous military training their entire lives
>Boyega doesn't look the part and can't act the part
>Finn genuinely doesn't do anything whatsoever as a stormtroopers, there's no real reason for him to be there. He saw his friends die and decided to defect that's the end of his character development
>Later on when joining the "good guys" he celebrate slaughtering his former comrades
I'm not much of a schadenfreude guy but fuck JJ Abrams and Disney.

>>212236323
>Explain how the prequels were in anyway a “deconstruction.”
The Jedi are fallible, and arguably selfish.
The Empire rose through bad diplomacy and political maneuvering, not a hostile violent takeover
Darth Vader was once a cheery optimistic kid who idolized the Jedi
Lightsabers are easily replaced
The two "peasants" R2 and C3PO were actually vital members of the Republic
Yoda was a swordmaster

>>212234952
It was the only cool scene in the entire movie
>guy defects from his army
>past comrade calls him a traitor and challenges him to a melee duel
But like all nu-wars it was ended with a comedic shot from off screen

>>212235707
Last Jedi was such a letdown
>spend the whole movie saying: "We know TFA was just a copy of New Hope, but we are different. We are killing the past and making something new!"
>ends identically to empire strikes back

>>212234471 (OP)
I paid money for that shit

>>212236838
>>Finn genuinely doesn't do anything whatsoever as a stormtroopers, there's no real reason for him to be there
That "haha Finn was a janitor on Starkiller" joke really fucked up this part. Only way it makes sense is if Kylo was on a secret mission with expendable (lol) stormtroopers

>>212234471 (OP)
Why did they have specifically designed anti-lightsaber weapons as if a jedi could show up any minute now?

>>212236923
I remember all the cope and shilling
>Starkiller base just had to be destroyed in the first movie because you know Death Star 1 was destroyed in ANH they just had to do it

>>212237075
That's a crowd control baton that just happens to be lightsaber proof like 50% of materials in NuWars

>>212234471 (OP)
>We went from Luke Skywalker to Woke SóyWoker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtArKawnWNI

JJ Abrams is a hack fraud that never understood Star Wars and thought he was a better film-maker than George fucking Lucas. He thought he could just wing it and shit out a better product by rejecting the prequels and doing his usual mystery box crap. Rian Johnson was an edgelord with no vision that just wanted to take a shit on Abrams and the franchise as a whole. Disney walked into this trilogy without plan seeking just a quick cashgrab and killed the golden goose.

Just horrible behaviour from everyone involved.

>>212237177

Say what you want about the prequels but you can see that it was a passion project with effort
>The OT, the empire and rebel alliance are the status quo we do in fact need to explain to people why it's not the Empire currently
>Packed to the brim with completely new designs, uniforms, weapons mechs etc, compare that with nu wars oh so we got The First Order allegedly a completely new army that for some reason has the exact same uniforms and weapons as the Empire and the "Resistance" totally not the Rebel Alliance etc

>>212236203
Cloud would be proud

>>212237127
Oh, I didn't know that. Makes the movie less shitty now. From 99% shit to 98.5%

>>212237204
Reminder
This is who directly inspired Abrahams. To the point Abrahams DIRECTLY reached out to them for input.
https://youtu.be/U5bi-k2bd38

>>212237375
Damn this guy is really seething about the prequels

>>212237375
>Make starwars great again
of course the far right blumpf supporters ruined everything....

>>212234471 (OP)
TR-8R was fucken baste and ur Indian, lol

>>212237375
>doesn’t happen in a city
>doesn’t happen in parliament
Yet these same cum guzzlers are worshipping andor now, aren’t they?

I like how the resident prequelfags pretend everyone hated TFA while threads about this guy reached bump limit one after another

>>212234471 (OP)
he was considered the hero of the film on /tv/ when it was released

>>212237375
you can tell that this faggot just compared the prequels and listed the differences as being good.

>>212237857
Wow I fucked up this sentence, but you know what I mean.

>>212237622
Only midwits loved TFA. The writing was on the wall, but most of the audience isn't very smart.

prequelcels cry and scream whenever jarjar isn't tripping over something, eating something, or making fart jokes every minute of the films runtime

>>212238014
>implying there aren't any goofy side characters in the OT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8kDsM0M-vg

>>212236685
Yapped like someone who definitely didn't sit in a theater in the summer of 99, without the benefit of the next two films to smooth out uncertainties

>>212234471 (OP)
I still regret that decision

>>212239534
I did, I loved TPM, I even got the VHS and watched it 10 times more after that and even got the cross sections visual guide.

The only true Star Wars movie I kinda disliked was Episode II, but even that had Kaminoans which were awesome and prime Natalie Portman.

Imagine comparing them to Disney slop, kill yourself.