The Real Lower Decks edition

>>212234647 (OP)
Me on the left

>>212234647 (OP)
Based total nu trek suicide

Me on the right

RIP in peace Nurse Nigarra

>>212234647 (OP)
me in the middle, be nice

>>212234751
Hey brother, why didn't you join starfleet?

>>212234697
anon your autism is showing like >>212234710 said, the enterprise speeding around flipping over other ships and out maneuvering them looks fucking stupid, however with the defiant it looks good because everything about it conveys small and quick

>>212234788
Anon your neghole needs cleaning and mom says its smelling up the whole house.

>>212234788
>it's autistic to point out that in space you don't need to be aerodynamic
Being correct isn't autistic cope anon

Inter arma enim silent leges, never noticed it, thats the voyager set

>>212234844
>>212234872
the enterprise moving like the defiant looks ridiculous and you are being both autistic and retarded, the defiant isn't aerodynamic either wtf is this attempt at an argument

>>212234788
This is a star trek thread retard. If you don't want to be nitpicked about your shallow understanding of space go into one of the star wars threads

>>212234788
Even in the big CGI battle scenes in DS9 they have Galaxy class chips moving slower and more deliberately than the smaller ones whizzing around.

>>212234764
they had filled their diversity quota by the time they got to my application. also, i used to sell tek for gold-pressed latinum

>>212235063
gif related

>>212235044
you seem upset, I'm saying your argument is stupid, I'm happy to nitpick however you are bringing up nonsense like aerodynamics in what dimension is the defiant aerodynamic?

>>212235104
what about in fluidic space?

>>212235063
exactly the big powerful ships like the galaxy classes and the cardy galors or jem hadar battleships move slowly but are very powerful then you have the little birds of prey the defiant and the jem-hadar fighters zipping in between them, siskos entire battle plan when he's fighting his way to ds9 is predicated on this, and it looks great

>>212234954
>>>212234616
>its a small ship with big engines it looks like its maneuverable and it doesn't disappoint, you can't imagine the galaxy class moving the way the defiant does and it would look silly if it did.
Also
>the defiant isn't aerodynamic either wtf is this attempt at an argument
You didn't use the word but anyone with a functioning brain knows that's what you were implying when you said it looks maneuverable. Because it's space anon, all ships are maneuverable in space, whether cube shaped like a borg ship or shaped like a GIJoes backpack like the defiant

>>212234647 (OP)
Great ep

>>212235141
fuildynamic? fulidmatic? although staying on subject 8472 are small and quick against the massive lumbering borg cubes

>>212235212
>I'm a tranny
>I have to make this thread about my interests even if no one else likes my slop
Join section 41 tranny

>>212235207
no thats not what I'm implying if I was implying that I would've said it as I did say your autisim is showing. What I said and what I meant is exactly what I wrote
>its a small ship with big engines it looks like its maneuverable and it doesn't disappoint, you can't imagine the galaxy class moving the way the defiant does and it would look silly if it did
you can make up a completely different argument in your head and argue it with yourself if you'd like or you can argue with me about what I am actually saying

>>212235169
Yeah, you understand that Star Trek has always been Boats In Space. It might not have been scientifically accurate but it was kino goddammit. Whoever in charge now doesn't get it.

>>212235298
precisely, its battle ships in space, its not the expanse or w/e

>>212235298
>Star Trek has always been Boats In Space
*Submarines in Space

>>212235233
>although staying on subject 8472 are small and quick against the massive lumbering borg cubes
Species 8472 poser, and this "lumbering borg ships" shows how retarded you are because these are ships capable of interstellar travel in space. You think the look of the ship means it's more or less maneuverable, which is stupid.

>>212235360
>You think the look of the ship means it's more or less maneuverable
it is your autism doesn't change that, I know what I see on screen, you are attempting to have an argument about something that isn't star trek, we've all seen it we know what it looks like. This is a bizarre attempt you are making.

>>212235360
>You think the look of the ship means it's more or less maneuverable, which is stupid.
But that's exactly how the CGI artists depicted it in the episode.

>>212235207
For me? It's the big bum Ferengi ships. I want a ship to look like I can fuck it.

>>212234647 (OP)
Picard is a little weird in that episode. Very cold and cruel.

>>212235431
Being correct isn't autism, being incorrect and doubling down on it sure is retardation though

>>212235294
>section 41
Fucking kek.

>>212235437
its not just the cgi the writing does as well, the maneuverability of the smaller ships is a plot point in countless episodes, the runabouts are stated and shown over and over as being more maneuverable then the jem hadar fighters for instance

>>212235466
Do you think he wants to deal with his third strings petty problems? He has the main cast to deal with already

>>212235491
if what you think you are correct about is directly contradicted by the show both in dialogue, plotting and on screen in action then yes, yes it is.

>>212235466
I don't think so at all.

It's one of the few episodes where he's portrayed as an actual military commander dealing with all that entails. It's a realistic portrayal of the detachment that is necessary to send people off to die to achieve some strategic objective that you hope serves the greater good.
The woman that died was an officer in Starfleet. Not just some random enlisted personnel, but an officer. Not only that but she knew the risk more than other ensigns because of what had happened to her at the academy.

>>212235454
Best I can do is a ship fucking you.

>>212235497
Cheers

>>212235525
but those are the burdens of command

Obviously in real life, aerodynamics and size does not matter in space, but in Star Trek, it does. Artistic license helps convey a sense of scale to the audience. Large capital ships and Borg cubes move slowly while engaged in battle. Small ships, fighters, and shuttles move quickly. The point of this argument was that in the modern Treks, they've forgotten this, so every starship, no matter how big or how small, can whizz around at breakneck speeds.

>>212235728
thats my favorite space battle, obviously the ones in s7 are bigger, but that one you have a perfect sense of whats happening the tactics involved everything, Dukat vs Sisko in a proper massive fleet vs fleet battle, move counter move the klingons show at the 11th hour, its a great hour of televison

>>212235547
>da borg ship is slow and lumbering
The first episode with the borg shows it chasing down the enterprise d at full speed. The defiant is small and part of an armarda of smaller ships meant to confuse and distract the borg. It's not as fast as a galaxy class ship. It is not as fast as a borg ship. SPECIES 8472 is an interdimensional threat with far faster ships than anything in the milky way, because SPECIES 8472 can travel in different spatial dimensions. Hope some of this sinks in.

>>212235824
We've forgotten how to make kino.

>>212235866
I'm almost done with you but I'll try one more time. The runabouts aren't faster then the jem hadar fighters, multiple times they are being chased and decide to go to sublight engines because they aren't faster but they are more maneuverable at sublight speeds, I can cite specific episodes and instances if you'd like. Please stop being retarded.

>>212235866
So you disagree with how Borg ships are depicted in the Scorpion 2-parter?

>>212235728
A bigger ship with a bigger arsenal is going to move slower than a smaller ship with forward facing cannons. The reason capital ships move slower is because their battle profile is to be tanks unleashing armaments where smaller ships are mean to weave in and out of the battle and distract larger capital ships. The tank is supposed to sit and shoot, it's designed for that. That doesn't mean it is slower than a defiant, because a galaxy class ship is in fact faster than a defiant class ship.

>>212235959
>runabouts
Now you're just changing the subject because your asshole got blown out that bad lol

>>212236008
this too the defiant for instance can't get to warp 9.97 because it would break apart, it is however far more maneuverable then the big capital ships that can

>>212236050
no i'm not at all stop being obtuse the smaller ships are more maneuverable, as I said before you seem to have made up a completely different debate in your head instead of the one that is actually taking place

>>212236008
No one said anything about warp speeds. Obviously the Borg cube is the fastest while at warp without even opening a transwarp corridor. We're talking about their maneuverability while in battle. Which the model filming crew, the CGI artists, the producers, the storyboarders, etc. were always careful in depicting on screen (and via dialogue).

ALL Vulcan shits must fucking HANG!

>>212236115
My debate was that the defiant is an ugly ship, but i like the ship because i like the ds9 storyline. You claimed it was to be more maneuverable, which was the first time you changed the debate after you decided that no one could ever have a debate on aesthetics, because people weren't agreeing with your aesthetic opinions. Hope that helps faggot

>>212235824
i hate military sci fi. i will never watch ds9 s6/7, ent s4, space above and beyond, or andromeda

>>212236153
>were talking about spaceships maneuverablity in battle
Which is a stupid point, because they are all ships in space. They can all go in any direction at anytime at any subwarp speed they want to. Bigger is less maneuverable than small insomuch as small can fit into tighter areas. That's it, 3ither ship would be capable of fast acceptation, stopping, spinning in endless 360s, because it's space, you retard

>>212236278
You're the reason the west has fallen and billions must die.
Meanwhile the Israeli Cinema Agency is hoarding all the best science fiction films in their synagogues and only occasionally and probably accidentally let us get something juicy like in a Mirror Darkly and Living Witness (which are the best episodes of Star Trek ever filmed because they get the blood pumping about how good it would be to slaughter enemies and win victories.)

>>212236278
Don't watch the expanse

>>212235212
Fix it just a little more and...

>>212236341
so basically you hate pre-2009 Star Trek because they use naval logic for spaceships even though it's unrealistic.

>>212234647 (OP)

>>212236181
lol so I was working at a cable tv company in customer service back in my early 20s, when this episode aired (it was a re-run) I got a call from an 60 something old woman who was super upset asking why they changed it to this violent horrible thing, I tried to explain that it was a mirror universe episode
>remember kirk and spock that one time? spock had a goatee?
nope she pointed out they changed the intro and then starting singing faith of the heart insisting they changed it because they wanted the show to be violent and mean, in the end I just told her to please wait it was a special 2 parter and the show would be back to normal after that I promise. She calmed down a bit gave me a lecture on how hopeful shows are good and grim dark is bad, except she didn't use that word, then promised she'd be calling back if it wasn't fixed soon. Based old grandma

>>212236374
oh yeah, forgot about that
>>212236358
>hurr durr u dont like pretend war so now irl billions must die
what's the weather like up your own ass

>>212236237
I said the aesthetics suggest maneuverability, it was literally my first post on the subject, then you went off on this tangent about aerodynamics and speed, just take the L and lets all move on

>>212236278
I don't care no-one cares, why do you keep posting this? why do you post at all? nobody cares about your opinion cartoon faggot

>>212236433
i wish she was here posting with us now

>>212236341
it really doesn't matter if you think it is or isn't stupid, its what is that is all, its time to stop.

We know for a fact in "Q Who" and "The Best of Both Worlds" that a Borg ship is more than capable of outrunning the Enterprise at top speeds.
So how come in the film "First Contact" the Borg cube isn't going neeoww whiz pow bang whoosh! ? Because they knew it would look stupid. This is how Hollywood used to work before they let pajeets do everything. This shot is almost reminiscent of King Kong. A huge gorilla swiping at tiny fighter planes whizzing around him.
>but it's not REALISTIC!!!
That's not the point. The point is to let the audience know that Borg ships are massive, while the Federation ships are much, much smaller in comparison.

>>212236535
that was like almost 20 years ago she's probably gone now. Hope she passed before she saw trip die

>>212236408
No I hate you because you're one of those feckless faggots who gets btfo'd and then changes the subject, gets blown out there and then tries to change the subject again. The slower movement of Capitol ships makes sense as a command, they should move slower since they have all the major armaments and thusly unloading their weapons is the job of the ship. It isn't that it can't go fast, it's that it shouldn't go fast. That's the disconnect you have, because you think "little ship goes zoom zoom" because you are a shallow thinker.

Some anon said something was "ascetically pleasing". Carry on.

>>212236610
Don't blame me. Blame the people who made Star Trek in 1966-2005.

>>212236474
>I said the aesthetics suggest maneuverability
You sure did midwit lol

>>212236610
go watch the expanse or something, star trek is not for you

>>212236588
The opening of the 09 star trek killed her in the theater

>>212236657
lol you just can't accept your defeat with dignity can you?

>>212234647 (OP)
Ai could make a show for these guys and 100 percent it's better than any newtrekslop on simple account of the authenticity of the characters.

>>212236645
I blame you because you're a faggot who doesn't understand a battle profile and you think there are aerodynamics in spaceship design.
>it looks faster
You're a midwit

>>212236700
goddammit I hope not, she stuck in my mind because she was actually a really nice old lady and was really upset and confused why archer and co were suddenly a bunch of assholes.

>>212236614
I let it pass, figured it was an ESL thing.

>>212236745
Mmmhmm so why did the producers tell the dudes drawing up ship designs to "make them look fast!"

>>212236517
I do.

>>212236745
you're really upset that you had no argument to begin with but dived in headfirst anyone proceeded to get btfo and are now sperging about it

>>212236433
I wish to put this grandma in the pain amplifier. And then, I wish to put Hoshi in the pain amplifier. And then, I wish to put T'Pol in the pain amplifier. And then I wish to put myself in the pain amplifier. Maximum settings but life sustainment regulators ON.

>>212236757
I'm just saying, that Abrams opening scene probably did her in. If not she was dead by the time the beastie boys played ... though I don't wish her dead maybe that's the merciful ending because she never had to watch picard

>>212236614
I'm drunk I apologize for nothing

>>212236803
>uno reverse
Lol, nice try brainlet

>>212236827
true, nu trek would've finished her off if she was still kicking
>>212236815
you aren't right in the head

>>212236793
As if you have any actual inside knowledge. Dream on, NEET.

>>212236745
>Eaves started to work on his design from the elongated shape of the Galaxy-class he had come up with. Not really liking the shape of the Galaxy-class and wanting it to look sleek, looking good from all angles, he was working towards a design that was evoking memories of Matt Jefferies's classic design. A major part of it was the length of the warp nacelles, "We decided this was a different engine type-faster, yet longer lived-and the longer length of the engines helped to create the desired sleekness." (Cinefex, issue 69, p. 105) Dozens of sketches later, in a process reminiscent of what Jefferies had to go through when he designed the original Enterprise, a final sketch was arrived at in January 1996 which the producers approved.
"Sleek" and "fast" are said multiple times here. So therefore you hate the people who literally made Star Trek.

>>212236863
no, are you just desperate to argue? or are you so blinded by the need to continue arguing you don't understand you lost like 20 posts ago

>>212235212
https://mega.nz/file/20okUa4K#5-bAIs2AAgbMtYgpPBKul5SB44dR3ofByPypjqBulGw
Here's a cut of the klingon episode with zero klowahkan shit in it.
Frame perfect cut, every single frame of klingon glory has been preserved, every gram of klowahkan guano has been expunged.
I might make a "Migleemo's Day" cut if there's demand for a 6-10 minute episode of pure cringe.

>>212236905
so you really just want to argue doesn't matter how many times you are proven wrong you just really really want to argue, and so we go back to
>your autisim is showing
at this point its practically blaring along with your basic retardation

Weak beta male shit like Jar Jar Trek and Pozcard could never compare to the unapologetic masculine drive to defeat the enemy that is Star Trek Enterprise. It's not even the same ballpark. The stupid new shows and movies are just pathetic complaints of whimpy whiners whereas the strength of power that is the force of will through which Star Trek Enterprise's captain Archer makes his manifest destiny is an exercise in total, unmitigated, brutal adversarialism where only the most mighty and badass survive. That's the opposite of being a wimp. It's being a deadly killer and undefeatable raptor, AMERICA

>>212236989
>I might make a "Migleemo's Day" cut if there's demand for a 6-10 minute episode of pure cringe.
Yes, but only so I can make myself angry. Migleemo is a terrible character and I do not care for Paul F Tompkins' comedy

i only watched ds9. i liked it, damar was a chad. season one was the worst, aside from a few standout amazing episodes like duet. season two was decent and afterwards it was great, then it kind of got bad towards the end, final part was slightly better but still nothing compared to the rest which was great. is it worth watching any other trek series?

>>212236852
your mommy is going to be mad you got into her special grape juice again

>>212237062
yeah now you should go watch TOS

>>212237007
Last year I tried to rewatch Enterprise. Honestly? It was better in my childhood memories

>>212236815
you say you like pain, yet refuse to get a day job

>>212237077
she's been dead for years now but no doubt she is looking down from sto'vo'kor and is disappointed I misspelled something, she was ace at scrabble

>>212237062
yes obviously tos and then tng and then well...

>>212236931
>You're heckin desperate to argue
Nice try faggot, you're the one who brought the arguement over from the last thread

>>212237623
>arguement
illiterate

>>212234647 (OP)
Get your assignments new officers
0 > Nova class
1 > Constitution Class
2 > Galaxy Class
3 > Miranda Class
4 > Sovereign Class
5 > Excelsior Class
6 > Defiant Class
7 > Constitution Refit
8 > Intrepid Class
9 > Ambassador Class
Dubs, Captain
Trips, Admiral

>>212237623
>n-no you are the one desperate to argue
>while trying to continue the argument
lol

>>212237965
That's why you're replying twice right lol

>>212237943
Excelsior here I come

>>212235212
>>212236383
Based

/trek/ will always be /deck/

>>212238020
Welcome to the Rhode Island first officer Anon

>>212238020
fuck, I fucking hate the Nova, ah well at least it wasn't the Sagan, ugly ugly ship

>>212237943
Just give me something that has no exploding consoles, please...

>>212237943

>>212238085
I accept this commission under protest due to the fact this ship is ugly

>>212237943
Cmon science vessel, Daddy needs a new pair middling expectations

>>212237943
>no cali or parliament
>akira twice
Shit list, don't care.

>>212238122
lmao, prepare to get console fragged

>>212238147
Welcome to the Yorktown Science Officer Anon

>>212238195
how can you not love the akira? its a beautiful ship

>>212238200
Checked, but at least I have a comfy Galaxy-class ship at my disposal that will randomly explode.

>>212238122
Welcome to the Yamato officer anon. Nothing can go wrong on a galaxy class ship

>>212238061
>>212236383
>>212236989
>>212235212

Lower Decks is here for you
It's your favorite Star Trek crew
They're so quirky, cool and fun
It's the best cartoon in town
Trek's no longer just for nerds
Join Paramount+ with your friends
We have Mariner, Boimler too
Tendi is trans and so will be you

We will breach final frontier
By accepting folks who's queer
Strong black female is our lead
Dabbing on white boys indeed
Kurtzman's vision guides us now
Be inclusive and have fun
We're best Star Trek, through and through
Tendi is trans and so will be you

NuTrek shows are here to stay
Support all who's black or gay
Eat your bugs and drink your söy
Be a good, obedient goy
Buy subscription and consume
Don't use words "tranny" or "troon"
CBS tells you what to do
Tendi is trans...

Tendi is trans...

Tendi is trans...

Tendi is trans and so will be you!


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>>212238323
>NuTrek shows are here to stay
Sorry, cancelled. Also fag month is over.

>>212238195
Welcome to the Defiant LTJG anon. Make you're own list next thread

>>212238181
Welcome to the Exeter science officer anon. Don't disappoint

>>212237943
But I wanted to be a lower decker on California Class vessel...

>>212238156
>>212238546
Wanna trade assignments

>>212238243
>how can you not love the akira?
I do. That's why I see no need for a smaller version to be included on the list. The 450m version is the only canonical one and anything smaller is an insult.

>>212238318
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>>212238376
> fag month is over!!!

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>>212236517
>cartoon faggot
So you didn't like the 1973 animated series?

>>212237943
John Eaves is a hack. All of these aggressively ugly.

>>212238587
hell yea, I am putting in a request for transfer to the exeter, officer anon can take my place on the ugly ship

>>212238568
Tried to get you on voyager so you'd be as far away from this thread as possible, unfortunately we're putting you on the Bellerophon

>>212238156
That's fine, you can always be sent to one of the colonies. Remote planet, backbreaking labor, dangerous local wildlife, feral indigenous inhabitants, and random space raids from hostile aliens. Or we can cram you into communal Federation high-density housing. Lots of roommates, shared replicators, and noise all hours of the night. Utopia, my ass.

>>212238692
Welcome to the challenger Anon
>>212238703
Approved

>>212238231
Super based

>>212238323
My green waifu is NOT trans.

>>212238676
The difference is that TAS was a normal Saturday morning cartoon (Emmy-winning by the way) and your cartoon was made exclusively for trannies.

>>212238804
fuck yea, first officer anon reporting for duty on best class out of my way 24th century fucking shits

>>212239033
I just want to be left to my middling ways

FYI there's a moderator lurking in this thread and xir's protecting cartoon trannies from ridicule. I thought the Sharty dox would fix things, but apparently not. But at least now it's possible to figure out who is responsible for protecting troonspam in /trek/.

>>212239011
You must feel awfully threatened by trannies to seethe about them so. Does this stem from an incident when you thought you finally met a girl that liked you, and she turned out to be a he?

>>212239127
Don't even try to blame it on Thomas Will, I read your logs

>>212239064
Come join me on the Yamato. It's going to be so much explosive fun.

>>212239064
well enjoy your ugly little ship, I will be going boldly in my beautiful classic constitution class

>>212239149
It probably has more to do with a tranny ITT trying to steer the convo to garbage nutrek and make it all about the shows everyone else hates. You know, like trannies do with every community

>>212239149
I don't feel threatened by anyone, I'm simply stating the truth. When Terry Malalas was doing a Picard S3 apology tour and appearing on Nerdrotic and Critical Drinker, the creator of your tranny cartoon was literally doing podcasts with Jessie Gender.

>>212238595
sexy af

>>212239127
We all know, it's been painfully obvious for a while now

Some people are truly pathetic. Pity them, anon. Pity them.

>>212239262
>actually watches podcasts
that's more tranny than STD and SNW combined

>>212239434
I only listen to Robert Meyer Burnett.

>>212239238
>everyone who disagrees with me is a tranny
you seem really desperate to see trannies. maybe you should take your fetish to /lgbt/

>>212239493
do you really think this gaslighting will work? you are so far gone you probably do

What was the turning point for the Star Trek fandom? When did it become so fucking gay? I remember that even back in 2016, Beyond turning Sulu gay was a huge controversy. Nowadays Trekkies will throw a tantrum if they DON'T turn characters gay.

>>212235212
>>212237027
you asked for it, here's "migleemo's day" a 7 minute lower decks slopfest taken from "A farewell to farms"
https://mega.nz/file/C9ADnBRI#RJ3_GSRg6uoFIUHMx9abiaz_AuLOpky-hRaKOTqJQIA
there's some extremely minor audio issues on cut points, but frankly, for this, I don't give a fuck, lol.

>>212239536
no, i don't think it'll work. i think you're too far gone. you'll just seethe until you give yourself a stroke, and your corpse won't be discovered until your mom brings you your tendies

>>212239730
>the bird planet is called asshole
That's low even for SNL reject standards. Were they bleeding writers in S5 or what?

>>212239697
they aren't the star trek fandom, they are interlopers who want to ruin it just like they try and ruin everything, we all all still here but by and large we won't engage with their faggotry at all. This confuses' and enrages the trannies so they desperately try to invade any place where actual star trek fans hang out.

>>212239739
lol you really are off the deep end, last (you) tranny

>>212239739
>don't assume I'm a tranny because I keep fetishizing the tranny nutrek show and constantly interjecting it into /trek/ threads even though every other anon that show
>if you don't fill my neghole with the insults I get off on you must be a basement dweller
I get you're into embarassment and humiliation as a kink but that's pretty unevolved for a trek thread. Go to Tumblr or something, no one wants you here ... or just join section 41

>>212239777
The problem with all Nu trek is that they took something earnest and wholesome and turned it into something cynical and mean spirited. Which makes total sense as to why trannies would like it

can both of you just shut the fuck up?

>>212239697
>Star Trek fandom
These people aren't Star Trek fans, anon, just like fans of Nu Wars are not Star Wars fans. They're people brought in by the new shit, true piggies ready for the slop trough.

>>212239730
So you just took the regular episode and cut out all but the Migleemo parts?

>>212239988
They didn't get into star trek, star wars, warhammer, any Fandom because they liked it. A tranny doesn't operate like that. They see a Fandom that they assume will be hostile to them, they invade it, fuck it up and then fuck off. A tranny doesn't start buying warhammer models because they rng or painting, they buy warhammer models to tell you about their transition. I've never seen a trek thread here that ever catered to them, hell I remember a couple solid months of the one faggot going on about "its disco not STD" with a dozen other anons dog piling. They like that they are fucking up the community and the threads, the unpopularity is the point.

>>212240101
The wisest move. Migleemo is trash.

>>212239730
Thanks anon. Everything Paul F Tompkins touches is painful and unfunny and now I have a caffeine-free preworkout.

>>212239876
>>212239887
>tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny
pathetic deflection. just being you is punishment enough

>>212239973
>earnest and wholesome
>basically a deliver vehicle for soft-core sci-fi porn
you're fooling no one

>attention attention attention
>give me some attention
>daddy never gave me attention
You can always tell lol

>>212240405
wholesome

>>212240405
>I don't like star trek
Yeah we get that trananon. Now fuck off

My filter is about to get a Tactical Nuke killstreak at this point.

>>212240101
the honor cut is the klingon A plot, the migleemo's day cut is the literal shitbird B plot.

>>212239730
I need to do a version with a still frame of migleemo at the end "I have to go now, my planet needs me" *slides upwards* "Migleemo died in a transporter accident" *cut to credits*

>>212240312
you honor me with your words.

>>212240463
I like Star Trek just fine. But I don't pretend it's wholesome and earnest.

>>212240181
>>212240312
>>212240958
You're all missing the point. >>212239730 is just the Migleemo portion of the episode. Did you even watch it?

>>212241311
>let me pretend to be a star trek fan
Sorry faggot, no sane person thinks an armpit is softcore porn and no one thi KS you're a star trek fan

I still have never seen the appeal in Pickle Trek.

New Sopranos/Trek kino from that edit guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ECbzh9AGg4

>>212241442
Yeah there isn't any. No one wants trek to be zany and no one wants to envision a future where the federation is cool with you cutting off your own dick

>>212235466
It's Picard from the ensign's POV. She's intimidated by him.

>>212241456
Heh

Sex with La'an

It's not hard to do an animated Trek series that's actually faithful to the spirit of the franchise. They already did it 50 years ago.

>>212235466
at first, it was mainly about testing the ensign's commitment to duty because regardless of the risk, they needed a bajoran to pose as a prisoner of war and get a cardassian defector double agent working for starfleet, back where he can best help starfleet.

>>212241832
I wish the cast had actually put in more effort with it but otherwise I agree. It's like TOS on acid.

>>212240927

>>212241726
Would, even if it killed me.

>>212235233
borg ships can haul as much ass as they like, most of the time they move slowly, reserving power for regeneration, processing data that is added to the collective, etc... they only move quickly when they really need to. if a galactic sized threat showed up and the borg felt it was appropriate, they'd even resort to coordinating with starfleet temporarily and would instantly drop a double wide surprise of thousands of cubes bristling like an angry fucking hive of hornets where ever the trouble is, even at the height of their power they were not above the occasional begrudging act of cooperation when it made sense. they're a giant that can usually casually swat things while half asleep, but fully awake and on a high priority task that concerns their safety and security? the borg are fucking terrifying.
they seem lumbering because most of the time, they've never HAD to move all that quickly, it's just not worth the effort. but they'll just as soon jump a fleet into a transwarp conduit and surround a star system on the edge of their expanding domain, move in and assimilate it, in a matter of hours in some cases.

>>212242170
Based but the guy you replied to is now going to spend 2 hours malding

>>212241433
>he looks at the armpit & misses the rest of the scantily clad girl
do you have to work at being this much of a putz, or does it come naturally?
>no sane person
"no true scotsman" fallacy, also known as "appeal to purity". a high school debate team would run circles around you. bet you wish you graduated now huh?

>Uhura sings along to Spock playing his lute thing
>It's about how he's a devilish Satan who will steal women's hearts
>Everyone claps
>He's amused

fucking kek this is inappropriate

>>212242170
>hurr durr i know everything there is to know about fake borg science
>now let me tell you, in great detail, about the fake girls i fucked on the holodeck
CRINGE

>>212241959
Nah, I'd obviously just close the tab if it was that bad. Usually, it's just 1-2 guys spamming and then the reply chain that gets shut down, nothing too major.

You can also use UBlock Origin to remove the minimized posts entirely

>>212242427
but i don't block replies. i'm not a pussy

>>212242481
I don't really think it's "pussy" to remove weeds from your garden but hey, keep doing you.

>>212242374
this is all stuff that can easily be inferred by watching star trek. you gigantic malding faggot.

>>212242638
i'm a fan, not a tranny fanboi

i forgot anon told me pluto has ent on the generic scifi channel but then i found it today and now i am watching it. never watched it with commercials before.
its much better this way

>>212242527
i don't remove the weeds until the baby birds have grown up. the birds eat the seeds from the weeds

>mfw a vulcan hottie is bouncing up and down on my dick & she suddenly does a mind meld & i feel her orgasm

>>212242718
you're not even a fan, you're just a retard, lol.
everything in that post is stuff that can easily be seen in either TNG or VOY, and possibly one episode of ENT. or TNG Movie "First Contact"

>>212242308
>faggot doubling down on armpits being softcore porn
>plays reddit debate lord
Fuck off you insane faggot lol

>>212242270
>>212242374
Call it lol

>>212243054
"But I am not wearing any panties under my skirt, anon. That would be illogical. By the way, are you able to roll your tongue?"

>>212243124
Based

>>212243145
>still focused on armpits, not looking at the rest of the scantily-clad girl
how did you get so repressed, anon? does this go back to when your mom caught you fapping when you were 9 & your stepdad beat the crap out of you for it & then inexplicably nailed your asshole for the next 20 minutes? i can see how that would fuck someone up

>>212234897
Most of the episode takes place on an Intrepid class starship. They reuse CG shots of Voyager for the actual ship as well.

>>212240405
Man, somebody messed up when they re-colorized this.

>>212243124
i saw all of that, but i don't have the minutia memorized, nor do i care to. enjoy star trek for being a pleasant romp, and get a life

>>212243367
I accept your concession.

>>212243267
>thinks some Orion chick dancing with middrift showing is softcore porn
>calls you repressed
That's perhaps the most blatant projection I've read on the chans in a month so good job faggot lol

>>212243367
>spams the board with his nonsense all day
>tell other anon to get a life
What is this the projection olympics?

>>212237943
rawhide

>>212243367
hey it's not my fault you've got shit for brains that can't retain anything. what's funny is it never occurred to you that the kind of people who have eidetic memories like to watch star trek because there's just so much of it to watch.
I can afford to do what I want with my life, enjoy your wage cage.

>>212243419
>if i just wish hard enough i will win, then i won't be the failure-to-launch my mommy says i am

>>212243461
>>212243907
if i was a wagie, wouldn't i have been waging all day?

>>212243973
with the daycare of a world that is the US workplace these days, you could just be on the computer in an office, or worse, a phoneposter.

>>212243420
there are many more examples, and you know it

>>212243917
Describe your relationship with your father, anon.

>>212244029
>noooo u must be a wagie

>>212243655
Welcome to the enterprise Lt, please report to captain Cameron

the barclay 'sodes are unironically about me

>>212236341
>it is space, they don’t have to fear gravity
anon doesn’t understand mass and acceleration and deceleration

>>212244041
the 60s through to the 90s were a different, more freedom of expression embracing time in terms of long term trends of that period, several waves of censorship were attempted in various industries and all failed and had to be cut back to the accepted compromises we have these days, this was literally some of the edgiest shit they could do at the time considering all of it ended up syndicated on free to air style broadcast stations at one point or another.
that and you're approaching it from a pearl clutching neopuritan context, which is that sex = bad and everything is about sex.
sometimes a leotard is just a leotard.

>>212244041
>fully clothed woman stretching is softcore pornography
Jesus you're the one calling people repressed lol. Is "Buns of steel" hardcore porno

>>212244267
Neither has any starship faggot.

>>212244181
usually what's really implied by "getting a life"
men aren't dating women in record numbers, don't fool yourself anon, you don't really have a life, and you're clearly a wagie, lol.
at this point the only person you're lying to is yourself.

>>212244393
That faggot double replies to every post o swear to god. He's getting his shit pushed in so hard he's resorting to cowards reply

>>212237007
Nothing in nuTrek even comes close to what T'Pol did for me.

>>212239697
Star Trek fans were always chi-mos, anon.

>>212244443
young me thought she was ugly because short hair is gross

>>212244047
He died.

>>212244288
Who even brought up hardcore porno? Stop trying to change the subject just because you're getting pwned. And admit you beat your meat furiously the first time you saw the bendy scene in STTNG's "The Gift".

>>212244320
>starship faggot
Captain's Log. Hi-iii! This is the Starship Faggot, thrusting its way through space, on another penetrating mission! I found two of my boys in a closet earlier, even though they were both out of the closet. They said they were engaged. I told them to disengage and report back to their stations.

>>212244564
>short hair is gross

>>212244564
No way. Pixie cuts are adorable.

>>212244393
>only the true wagie denies he's a wagie
i'd say take your meds, but if you took any more, your brain would probably melt & run out your ears

>>212241349
Yes. It gets me angry enough to hit a PR.

>>212244262
Have you transformed into a spider recently?

>>212244656
Who even brought up hardcore porno? Stop trying to change the subject just because you're getting pwned. And admit you beat your meat furiously the first time you saw the bendy scene in STTNG's "The Gift
Okay anon let me dog walk you through this
>Who even brought up hardcore porno?
I did, because you think
>>212240405
>>212244041
Is softcore porn. So if someone thinks bare armpits abd full clothed stretching is softcore porn, than that type of faggot would think work out videos in the 80s that showed more skin would be hardcore porn. You're obviously a zoomer who never saw softcore porn, because it wasn't fully clothed women. It would be a top less woman on top of a guy with no genitalia shots.
>Stop trying to change the subject just because you're getting pwned.
Pwned by what newfag? You think TOS/TNG is softcore porn and you called me repressed because I don't. That's unfathomably retarded.
>And admit you beat your meat furiously the first time you saw the bendy scene in STTNG's "The Gift
I have never jerked off to star trek in my life. I do find it picrel that you obviously have.

>>212244590
Lol no shit.

>>212235102
Good metaphor for the war. Cardassians get casually backhanded by the Federation, who don’t stop or even slow down to finish them off because they are charging towards the real fight with the Dominion.

It's the "trip to Risa" DS9 episode
:[

>>212245749
>It's the "trip to Risa" DS9 episode
Underrated kino.

>>212245782
I saw it once many years ago. I'll sit through it but I don't know whether I'll like it or not. I guess we'll see. Will report back.

>>212245749
Love that one.

>>212245851
Fullerton did nothing wrong. Worf is based. Quark is cool, usual.

such comfy uniforms...everyone looks so cuddly

>>212245749
That's one of the few Dax/Warf episodes I can stand these days because it's one where Dax isn't doing the Klingon weeb shit.

Always been insane how the Vulcan on the left appears in multiple episodes of Voyager, looking exactly the same, working in engineering, exact same personality (even for a Vulcan)....yet is a different character.
To me it's even more maddening and silly than the Nick Locarno situation.

>watching ent on pluto
>snw commercial
>spock makes a joke
>down low
>too slow
i want to do a violence

>>212244564
Any man who uses the word 'gross' is gay, anon.
Fact.

>>212246374
its true

>>212246242
Taurik and Vorik are cousins.

>>212245856
Worf spent two whole series trying to fuck the memory of k'ehleyr away

>>212246072
Looks starchy and hot to me anon, give something dignified yet breathable
>>212246227
>Warf
Begone newfag

>>212246374
Meh he's projecting from his childhood self where it would be appropriate to say "gross" instead of "that shit is cancer aids"

>>212246072
One small, very autistic detail I noticed going from TOS to TNG is how the emblem on the Uniforms is different between Enterprise crew members, and when they encounter other ships Crews. Like the idea was for each ship to have its own insignia. But then in TNG, everyone has the Enterprise insignia. It's weird.

>>212246703
I think the insignias were meant for Science/Engineering/Command. But then Chapel has a super special red cross cutie mark instead of the Science one.

>>212246324
>watching ent on pluto
You do realize that by doing this you're giving Paramount money? The only ethical way to watch Star Trek these days is so to pirate it. And get a VPN because these fucking assholes are lurking on the tracker websites and THEY WILL harass you with intimidating mail.

>>212246703
>During filming on "The Omega Glory", a memo from Original Series producer Robert H. Justman to costume designer William Ware Theiss addressed the fact that the the Exeter crew wore their own, distinct assignment patch. Justman stated that this was an error, likely stemming from the insignia worn by the crew of the Antares in "Charlie X", which Justman stated was "the equivalent of merchant marine or freighter personnel". Justman stated that, going forward, all Starship personnel should wear the Starship emblem that the crew of the Enterprise wear. [2]

>>212246914
Interesting, didn't know that stemmed from a mistake.

>>212246374
what do you call the GDP then

>>212246528
>Worf spent two whole series trying to fuck the memory of k'ehleyr away
He was only following the teaches of peaches

I just can't hate Lower Decks. There's too much good stuff there.
Goodnight

>>212245851
Checking back in. Continued to dislike the Risa episode. I guess Worfs backstory is ok. Bashir is really disgusting when he's acting sexual. Is that a sandnigger thing? Quark is more tolerable. Curzon getting fucked to death is apparently canon. Not information I needed. I was a very conservative kid, even. Not even through influence, it's just how I felt. The concept of a Federation planet which is just "fly in and do lots of fucking" is really very gross to me. I think of what it's like for the locals like they're convinced they enjoy it but they're basically a race of whores? The Worf/Dax stuff I really don't care about as a whole so you're just left with the Essentialists and they're written so cartoonish. They're right also, and as we can see from the year 2025 that runaway sexual permissiveness leads to general degeneracy, so I guess it's decent for that storyline, but they had no idea when writing the episode that they would be so wrong about their liberal views. Not much else to say. Star Trek First Contact is coming up soon on the viewing guide, followed by an episode of ENT that was saved as the last episode of ENT to be shown in the chronology. It'll be interesting to see that one I don't remember what it's about, other than something to do with the Borg. Thanks for coming to my blog. Resume your duties.

>>212239697
If she was always gay then why did she always choose to date only male crew members on Voyager?

>>212247498
Queer ≠ Gay, hence "LGBTQ"
Don't ask me what the difference is, I'm a straight man, but it's a thing

>>212247498
Because picard is a show about character assassination

>>212247594
riker, troi and geordi came out ok

>>212247255
I meant the use of gross as an adjective, by women (and faggots).
Not gross in its technical use by economists and so forth.
A first world IQ would understand the difference.

>>212247498
You're asking too many questions. She was always gay because I say so. Fictional characters belong to only two categories:
1. Already gay.
2. Will be made gay after enough pressure.

>>212247622
Riker and troi are broken people because they had a retarded starchild. Geordi should be an admiral or the head of federation engineering.

>>212247789
>>212247622
Actually on second thought you're right. It would have been easy for them to make Geordi a sex fiend rapist because he had holodeck dates with his wife but I'm glad his black armor kept him from that fate. The show is about white character assasination, especially if they are android pale skin.

>>212247690
You're grossly oversimplifying.

>>212247690
I'm sorry that you were dropped on your head as a child. That was grossly incompetent of them.

>>212245202
What do Puerto Ricans have to do with this?

>>212245250
I've never seen a work out video from the 80s, grandpa. Work out what, exactly? Outside? And sure you've never jerked off to Star Trek. You also read Playboy for the articles. Go to bed, grandpa.

>>212245292
You're going to die too, you know. Possibly very soon.

>>212248001
FAG DETECTED

>>212247375
seconded

>>212248482
It's a gay show. You can't just walk into a gay bar and be proud of your gaydar going off.

>>212247389
The people of Risa are not whores. There's no money in the Federation. They fuck visiting strangers out of the goodness of their heart and because they want to make a valuable contribution to society. Just like dilithium miners. It is by no means illogical or contradictory, and once again, everything that happens in classic Trek makes perfect sense, is consistent, and is by no means soft-core porn. Peace be upon Roddenberry and his divine wisdom.

>>212247789
geordi never got promoted because hes black. the federation is so racist

>>212248667
Gene Roddenberry would want me to have a government mandated girlfriend. RIP.

>>212248733
she's waiting for you

I'm not sure how I feel about so many posts getting memoryholed even if the guy was a fucking retard

What just happened

>>212248974
Not sure except at least 30 or so posts just poofed. I assume it's ban-related but I guess he might have deleted them himself

>>212249030
The lower decks fag got banned.

>>212249030
>>212249111
Kek, based mods.

>>212249111
One of them did. The others don't start stupid arguments with people. You don't like a show, you don't like a show. No point getting up in arms about it.

>>212249111
Kek based mods indeed. Jannies doing their part for the federation.

>>212249171
>The others don't start stupid arguments with people
Your entire existence on this website is starting arguments with people. You don't do anything else except pollute Trek discussion with your gay trannyslop.

>>212249298
You're welcome to your opinion but I'm not the one riling anyone up with arguments not getting my posts baleeted, so there's that. Cheers mate

trek is healing

>>212249340
Are you capable of making a single post without avatarfagging as a character from a tranny cartoon?

>>212249473
I'll try.

>>212249491
Furryshit, but I'll let it slide because I saved it to my get folder.

i wish i hadn't missed this trend

>>212247375
Same desu, but I get the hate. It looks horrible from a glance, but it gets much better if they give it a chance.
>The “weak” white male character turns out to be very capable and well liked by his friends.
>The “badass” black girlboss turns out to be a pretty broken individual who hides behind machismo but learns to grow beyond that.
>green girl with lesbian haircut is actually sweet and cute and wants BHC.

>>212250279
>but it gets much better if they give it a chance.
No it does not, I've seen 3 seasons and it's bad. Really fucking bad. It's clearly written by a fat libshit moron. Only tried watching it because my fag friend kept telling me how good it was. It is NOT good and he is a FAG for ever telling me anything about that steaming pile of crap. For some context, I actually like Rick and Morty before the creator got fired. I'm not opposed to stupid humor I'm opposed to lazy, boring, and unfunny writing that clearly only appeals to a very specific type of person. (fags)

>>212250279
>BHC.
rutherford is a SEAmonkey, let's not go assuming the "B" part there okay

>>212250502
I'm with you, lower deck is a retarded concept. Pithy adult Rick and morty humor doesn't belong in star trek. It has too much lore to navigate, zany cartoon antics adding to the lore is beyond retarded. The tone of the show is insulting and you'd have to be the loneliest and most naive fanboy to enjoy it. It's made for people who just want to uncritically consume media. Disgusting.

>>212250502
>>212250719
The only nu-trek I watched was the JJ movies. Ironically, the only passible one is the one that lost money and killed the reboot lmfaoo. I tried to keep up with STD a bit but when they split up the seasons between different services I checked out.

>>212250817
You ain't missing out anon, and typically I tell people to form an opinion after they watch something, but you'd be wasting your time

>>212250279
>but it gets much better if they give it a chance
No. It only gets more gay and more far up its own ass as it goes on. Let me remind you that the Bird Asshole planet was from its final season.

>>212250719
>It's made for people who just want to uncritically consume media
No, it's made for queers. Why do you think the creator of the show did interviews on Jessie Gender and talked all about how Jessie Gender contributed to the scripts?
They want the tranny audience. I'm not sure who the memberberries are for, but I think Secret Hideout just assumes that all Trekkies are trans these days.

there's dozens of star trek parodies out there and most of them are funny
what was the point in doing a parody but set in the same universe?

>>212250938
in order to do a successful parody you have to understand what you're parodying and you have to understand how to do comedic writing. so it was always going to fail.

>>212251055
>seth
>c'mom paramount lemme do trek it wont be family guy in space
>20 years later gets orville
>HAHAHAHAHAHAH AVIS
>LMAO THE CAR RENTAL COMPANY
>GET IT????

>>212251055
but that's what I mean, lots of unofficial trek parodies are funny, but when star trek themselves did it, it came off as cringey and bandwagon-hopping

>>212251136
you're literally amused by an aislop trend that was over a month ago you either have 6 IQ or are a 70 year old facebook grandpa that somehow found your way here. you have no standings to be shitting on family guy.

>>212251055
>>212250938
It's a show with crippling identity issues. It should have just been an animated adventure show with comedic elements. Think Gravity Falls or Final Space.
Comedy always had a place in Star Trek but it fails when it's the be-all and end-all. That's why SNW sucks so much dick when they're comedy, because it's forced comedy.
In Trek, the humor should come from the characters and the situations, but never the world. Having a planet called "Bird Asshole" is not fucking Star Trek because you're sacrificing the world's integrity for a bird poop joke. The characters can be humorous, the situations can be humorous, but the world should always treat itself seriously. That should be the main tenet of Trek humor.

>>212250937
Anon the venn diagram of people who don't take in media critically, mindless consumers and queers would look be a circle

>>212251244
family guy sucks and so does seth's humor of taking a 30 second joke and extending it to 8 minutes. neither can stop good trek or my fun

>>212251371
Maybe so but the one clip of the Orville I saw with those aliens smoking cigarettes was pretty funny. Makes me want to see the rest of the show. In fact, I will do that now.

>>212251371
yes, nothing can stop your find because you have an undiscerning feeble mind. you'd probably enjoy having keys jangled in front of your face too.

>>212244174
>Kirkkun
>Picard-san
>Sisk-san
>Kira-chan
>Mommy Janeway-sama
>Archer-sama

i saved a bunch of aislop ghiblis too tho

Are there particular episodes that put you to sleep?

>>212237943
I'm drunk driving the ship with my android son no matter what.

>>212251505
i couldnt make any locally when it was popular so its still new to me

>>212247498
She also had a man as a lover when she was in Unimatrix Zero

>>212251302
>That's why SNW sucks so much dick when they're comedy
you're welcome your opinions but I personally find the Vulkan hijinks episodes funny.

>>212252717
Spock is reduced to a joke.

>>212252717
>>212253701
I really hate when they do that. Nimoy took the character extremely seriously always, even when he was playing for comedy in the later movies. Mark Leonard as well. The SNW Spock looks like he's retarded. Far too normal looking, doesn't have a long, unique looking face that suits the character.

True, or fake and gay?

WASTED

>>212256832
based webm anon

>>212255803
I could see the situation where initial Cardy strike overhelms Romulan defenses, but yeah, they probably would win the long war, because even if some Romulans would be willing collaborate with Cardassia, I don't think majority would go with it. Romulans seem to have better technology and espionage as well as numbers on their side.
Plausible

>>212237943
Imagine accidentally being the only man assigned to an Akira Class full of female officers. Imagine the smell.

>>212255803
There's no way the Romulans don't have way more ships than the Cardassians, particularly post-DS9. They're a regional second-rate power, like Dukat says.

Not only do the Rommies have better ships but probably also a much larger fleet. They have a lot more territory.

>>212256832
cute

>>212246703
The jumpsuit uniforms in DS9 were originally meant to be for starbase personnel, while starship crewmen kept the TNG uniforms. Then Voyager fucked that all up.

>>212252108
Several TOS episodes from season 3 and the back half of season 2

Are Romulans religious?

>>212258054
I got the feeling that they were totally secular

>>212258054
If Vulcans are logical why do they have so many stupid rituals

>>212258104
The system has worked for their culture for centuries without incident. It would be illogical to change.

But really, they love rituals and meditation and all of that shit.

>>212258054
Probably not. The whole reason they were stuffed onto generation/genocide ships and forced to gamble on finding a new world was religious fanaticism winning the world war on their real home planet. Maybe some original religion survived, but I doubt it.

m-mommy

>>212259420
gross

>>212259469
see image here
>>212244836

>>212244443
she's an alien, you might as well be a furry

>>212234647 (OP)
How would Admiral Finnegan handled the Cardassians?

>>212260103
car bombing

>>212237943
make it so

>>212260103

There has never been a worse character than Nelix

https://youtube.com/shorts/ETQ-rnpWwIo

which episode is this from?

>>212260277
Enjoy the stargazer Captain

>>212260103
jauntily

>>212257220
>>212252430
Welcome to the Equinox Officers

The greatest love story of all time

is someone going to bake or what?

>>212262707
i got it

>>212262777
sweet

>>212262777
Not Neelix themed for the love of God

>>212262803
>>212262831

>>212262846
new

>>212262590
What was she, like 4?