Thread 212235556

Well, Jurassic World: Rebirth is out, and it's garbage. Tell me your idea to revitalize the franchise. It can be anything, even crazy ideas.

Here's my idea:
>Jurassic City: Lost in L.A.
Dinosaurs have conquered L.A., and only Goose can escape with his family.
>The main villains are Troodons, with a Carnotaurus thrown in, and maybe a Stegosaurus and Triceratops too.

>>212235556 (OP)
>Jurassic Town
>Jurassic Street
>Jurassic Country

>>212235556 (OP)
Jurassic International

>>212235556 (OP)
Jurassic in Space.

>>212236134
this is only answer
Got to go to great heights before you can reground

>>212235556 (OP)
Dinosaurs aren't scary anymore, they might have been 30 years ago but not anymore, animals are not scary which is why in this latest movie they had to use mutants

It's time to put it to rest

no one in this thread knows kino. Jurassic has been done. We now do the obvious

Triassic Park

The only way to stop the Dinosaur plague is to send a soldier back in time to kill every Tyrannosaurus Rex. He meets a cavewoman and they have intelligent kids, creating Dinotopia

>>212235556 (OP)
JURASSIC WAR

>>212236331
No, it's time to go full retard
>dino vs nazis
>dinos vs fast and furious
>dinos in space
>dinos vs mechas

>>212235556 (OP)
Problem with this franchise is that it wants you to be scared of the dinos and also feel sorry and want to protect the dinos

>>212235556 (OP)
Just

DONT

FUCKING

GO

TO

ANOTHER

ISLAND

Or I will legit burn Universal down, Rambo style

Jurassic Sea focussed on water shit

>>212236549
Would actually be dope

>>212235556 (OP)
Scarlet Growhannsen turns into a giantess and fights the dinosaurs like King Kong barefoot

My idea wouldn't work because you couldn't sell toys to manchildren and kids. Deaths won't be depicted off screen or by water turning red or someone stumbling upon an appendage and we won't worry about the dinos being good parents. They'll just be creatures in a world that is foreign to them so they'll be territorial of an area that they feel safe in, do fight or flight when introduced to something new while out of their element and will also be underfed and hungry. If you want to subvert anything like JP3 instantly killing off the T-Rex and introducing Spiny then you put a mix of people in some environment and instantly kill off the dino expert and/or have them somehow get back to a populated environment and cause chaos in some Costa Rican shithole city. We're at like 8 movies now. We don't need the exposition theory dumps anymore. It's a horror/thriller and rated R. People just want to see certain dinosaurs fight each other and humans get randomly picked off regardless of character likability or if they are a child. That's why the mosasaur scene in JW is the most remembered of the entire JW trilogy. Dump all the genetic abomination dinos for now and go back to the basics. Until those can be got right we won't even begin to get into creating the ugly dinos and using dinos as military weapons or whatever.

>>212235556 (OP)
Read my post I made another thread about JURASSIC GALAXY

>>212235556 (OP)
I landscaped for scarlet johansenberg a few years ago, used her bathroom when she left the property and she had just taken a huge rancid shit.

Disgusting

>>212236549
Jurassic Park with pirates

They will keep making these shitty movies, because the last one grossed a billion dollars.

>>212237390
This one won't

JURASSIC PHONE BOOTH

There's a tiny velociraptor in the coin slot that bites off your finger when you look for change.

>>212235556 (OP)
Is true there is Dino romance?

>>212237708
>This one won't
Probably, but this one also cost less to make, so it will all balance out.

>>212237926
Shame

Can we just appreciate that they went with the "Jurassic world" branding instead of trying to taint the "Jurassic park" films?

>>212236421
>dinos vs mechas
yes, pls yes

>>212238533
This

>>212238326
The world branding gives them more play, park only can do so much with park concepts but jurassic world? Films can go beyond park and move to the entire world, town, cities, etc. Did we do that? Little in Dominion but in rest we go back to a fucking island. Again.

I liked the one part of dominion where the t rex walked behind the sign and it did the thing so its just like "oh, thats a neat way to do the typical dino entro pan" and I guess the jungle bunny was kinda cute.

T-Rex vs Pile Bunker

Jurassic Jurassic
The prequal trilogy that is about the dinos before they went extinct. Theres no people. Its just 2hrs of really high budget cgi shots of dinos being dinos.

Jurassic High (dinosaurs in high school. T. rex is captain of the football team, raptors are Incels, etc)

>>212239577
Raptors are the stoner crew

>>212235556 (OP)
Kaino

>>212235556 (OP)
Just give me a Cadillacs and Dinosaurs movie, you dumb kikes.

>>212235556 (OP)
Something like Jurassic 3, but they gotta stop coming up with the stupidest reasons to visit the island. And retcon the entire series to after the first movie and the world doesn't know about Jurassic Park. Then just film random people getting ship wrecked or plane wrecked there and have to figureout what is going on while exploring abandoned InGen laboratories. Or turn it into a corporate espionage thriller about genetic splicing companies trying to fuck each other over.

>>212236496
>oh they go back to the island?
>no, they visit site H, another island they used for experimentally developing the park.
>how many fucking secret islands did this nigga have?

Blue becomes a mob kigpin

>>212235556 (OP)
Jurassic Skate Park

>>212241103
>We got to return to the island again...
>I thought I told you already... I aint never goin back there!
>But... the dinosaurs... theyre siiiiiick

Jurassic Underground (alligators in the sewers and by alligators I mean Dinos)

>>212241296
and a magical liopleurodon

>>212235556 (OP)
>One year has passed since the "Third Energy" incident... Dr. Kirk's research on "Third Energy" has been taken over by a government agency, and massive research has begun at a base somewhere in the Mid West. However, in their pursuit of immediate results, they have failed to take the necessary precautions, and once again, an accident has occurred. This time, the entire research base, military institution, and a small town close by, have disappeared. In their place now lies a Jungle from another time...

>>212236331
This. Thing that made JP book and then movie scary is DNA was a new thing. So idea of creating dinosaurs was theoretically possible. But we’re long past that. AI is the new horror

>>212237390
blame indians and chinese that love CGI slop

Jurassic World/Planet of the Apes crossover.

>>212235556 (OP)
>ell me your idea to revitalize the franchise. It can be anything, even crazy ideas
just make Dino Crisis live action

>>212235556 (OP)
Jurassic world vs predator
>le super important Dino habitat has dinosaurs dying randomly
>a geriatric Arnold goes to investigate because ingin has found plasma burn evidence that matches up with those of previous encounters
>insert Arnold riding a t Rex here
>directed by Michael bay
>50 billions

>>212236331
Dinosaurs can be scary.

The original book was a horror story full of dinosaurs that eat babies and tear open stomachs.

The problem with the movies is that they are PG-13 and made to sell toys to kids.

>>212235556 (OP)
I always wanted this ever since The Lost World teased it.
>>212236134
>>212236376
I like this ideas too.

>>212235556 (OP)
jurassic park as an hbo series rated m. followed by the lost world being made true to the novel. it's the only way.

A horror jurassic park where the Dino is like xeno from alien 1. Basically the mansion scenes from Fallen Kingdom but a whole movie

>>212235556 (OP)
Kids movies. Dad brings home a sample DNA, kids follow the recipe and shrink a Dino they make. Baddies try to restore them to regular size for a stampede

Do the obvious: America with a infestation of dinos and the president has to create a Dino Force to deal with them

>>212237708
>>212238088
Edwards is kino. People cry about the script and characters but praise the action and look of it. He will deliver as always.

Jurassic World: God of Zillas

>>212235556 (OP)
Here's my crazy idea.
Stop making more movies.

>>212237390
This one won’t. No Pratt. No legacy characters coming back. Going to get shit word of mouth and crash and burn after opening weekend. Likely a 68% drop or more

>>212235556 (OP)
What if... and hear me out... what if in the next blockbuster instalment of this storied Dinosaur franchise... a diabolical scientist by the name of Rick Derrick, and his sinister associate, Derrick Rick, pilfer cutting-edge genetic technology from the smouldering remnants of the dinosaur labs... and subtly implant a DNA-level primal urge in their saurian creations... an urge to seek out and hunt down Bryce Dallas Howard's fat ripe jiggly asscheeks like small skittering prey in the softly soughing grasses...
That way, you could frame the entire project as a 4D DINO-VISION experience from the Raptor's viewpoint, featuring real smells as we, the Dinosaur, chase the increasingly rotund posterior of BDH as she hurtles clumsily like the lardy overgrown cow she is through the dense misty underbrush of the unbelievably humid tropic environment... sweating profusely...
But the catch is... the raptors and tyrannosaurs don't even want to eat BDH... cause the maniacal scientists also encoded a matriarchal devotion deep into the neurology of their wily bestial creations... instilling them, and thus us, with an empyrean godlike adoration, and also a talon-inflicted venom that makes BDH grow to giganotosaurus-like proportions and cetacean-esque gluteal adiposity...
The final act features, as you may have already surmised, a cloverfield-like helicopter viewpoint of the now Kaiju-like Bryce and her Saurian pets let loose on all out rampage, obliterating the skyscrapers of New York with the indomitable heft of her colossal ass...
And finally, the ending shot has Bryce rearing up with her big milky tits exposed towards the camera of the news helicopter, and letting you the viewer know, that you can either worship her new world order or be devoured
Post-credits scene is Chris Pratt putting together a ragtag team of desperate men to stop down Bryce as the camera zooms out, revealing a now completely JurASSic world of lush tropical rainforests and colossal naked women

>>212235556 (OP)
God, no, enough with the fucking mainland shit, dinosaurs in... le CITY already jumped the gun and outwore its welcome with TLW and Jurassic World's bullshit already proved that there's nothing there to explore.

The only positive aspect of Rebirth is that it correctly shifts the focus back to an island jungle setting, where humans are on the dinosaur's turf and have to play by their rules in order to survive.
Where they fucked up is continuing to push this idea that people are tired of dinosaurs and we need mutants and hybrids and action heroes to up the ante, which is fucking retarded and has never been the case.
Literally, just make scary scenarios where the dinosaurs are a threat and regular people can and will die. And literally all you have to do is look to the novels and the JP trilogy to understand what that entails.

Though, it's best if this series just goes away. They've already fucked up in major ways by fumbling concepts that should've been a slam dunk in such a way that people aren't experiencing dinosaur fatigue, but Jurassic World fatigue and SHITTY FUCKING WRITERS fatigue. This shit is a joke and I hate these fucking hacks for ruining something I've loved so much.

>>212235556 (OP)
Ace Ventura: Jurassic Detective.
Must have Jim Carrey, not optional.

>>212246311
Mutos were stupid-looking, and the monsters were weightless balloons.
Pacific Rim did this so, so much better.

>>212240523
Hannah Dundee's bare midriff or no deal.

A mix of the first and 2nd book ideally

First book opens with escapes dinos crawling into houses at night and eating their babies

Nedry gets disemboweled and eaten alive like Grizzly Man

Dock Workers ambushed by escaping Raptors

Ed Regis gets toyed with by a juvi Rex and then torn apart like a cat playing

Henry Wu gets killed by raptors when they think they’re tricking and drawing the raptors attention away but actually it’s the raptors doing it to them

dodgson gets picked up by Momma Rex, carried to the nest and then gets torn apart by babies before momma Rex picks him and crushes him in her jaws

Hammond gets trolled by the kids playing a Rex sound (to scare the raptors the ju o rex or lure the big Rex I can’t remember) either way Hammond panicks to hide, slips down a hill and is struggling to get back while seething about his grandchildren and then the compies swarm and eat him

There’s also kino camo Carnos

There’s also the kino raft scene they’re doing in world rebirth

Play it like a scary movie, maybe not R rating cause kids love dinosaurs

>>212247985
Crazy thought, but what about a Jurassic park film with Jim Carrey playing a wacky maniac dressed in a flimsy Pterodactyl costume who hijacks a plane filled with school-children and crash lands it in the now-abandoned Jurassic park jungles. A team of daredevil palaeontologists and mercenaries, led by Nic Cage, Sydney Sweeney, Jonathan Banks, and Wesley Snipes, set out on a last-ditch effort to rescue the children from the Dinosaur infested lands. They've received intel that Carrey has sequestered himself and the missing kids in a high peak amidst a Quetzalcoatlus nesting ground, where he's ritualistically throwing them off a precipice one day at a time in the belief that eventually, one of them will spontaneously evolve wings to adapt and show him how to become a real Pterosaur. There's also a frumpy teacher character played by Amy Adams who rapidly develops Stockholm syndrome and becomes Carrey's acolyte.

Snakes on a Plane but instead of snakes it’s the little faggot dinosaurs that either killed the little girl or Newman

>>212235556 (OP)
Jurassic World is the natural end-state of a culture that is no longer concerned with pretending dinosaurs were ever real. You want people to care about "the science" behind them? You might as well want them to care about "the lore" of some fantasy series they're rebooting and act surprised when they don't and for all the same reasons. A more sincere and measured exploration of the "we're retards and so are kids so we're making dinosaurs that are unrealistic on purpose with this dna tech" angle would've produced a better franchise, but not a more "scientifically" grounded one.

>>212248028
>Pacific Rim
lmao, in terms of scale & sophistication, Pacific Rim is to Godzilla 14 as Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings is to Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings.

>>212248600
>IM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE
>MOTHER FUCKIN DINOS
>IN MY
>MOTHER FUCKIN PARk

>>212250638
nice

>>212250638
that was all he was hired to do though

How does such a cool idea end up sucking so bad?

>>212235556 (OP)
>Tell me your idea to revitalize the franchise.
This kind of shit is why people believe society was taken over by lizard people.
Every human being has been talking for ten fucking years about how sick they are of reboots, remakes, sequels, and every fucking movie coming out needing to part of some existing IP.
Just make a fucking movie.
You could literally remove the Jurassic Park logo from this movie, and add five minutes of subtle expo in the beginning setting the premise there's an island where scientists were doing whacky shit.
That's it.
That's all you need to do.

>>212250996
because they walked into a cul-de-sac of being about to clone sex slaves and were never able to get back out.

>>212247721
this

>>212235556 (OP)
Kino

>>212252177
>Every human being has been talking for ten fucking years about how sick they are of reboots, remakes, sequels, and every fucking movie coming out needing to part of some existing IP.
Then explain to me why those movies you hate (remakes, sequels, prequels, IP) are all that succeed at the box office meanwhile ORIGINAL movies FLOP?

General audiences like remakes, sequels, prequels, IPs, etc. They like slop. Only an online minority speaks that they are a problem, until that minority becomes a majority nothing will change, you can cry all you want. Money talk and slop sells.

Jurassic kitchen sink

>>212254912
>ah, step son, I'm stuck

>>212236549
I heard in the past time, they really wanted to do that.

dino x man romance

>>212255806
I don't get why they don't do a Jurassic Water Park film. Like bring in new sea dinos, can be great for Jaws audience too.

>>212236134
>>212246305
these

>>212235556 (OP)
An R-rated Jurassic Park/World movie where they are allowed to kill and blow up dinosaurs

>>212235556 (OP)
It's just a generic cgi monster flick, there is nothing to save.

>>212256316
Death be upon you soon.

Jurassic Park died with Michael Crichton. At this point, even the AI could write a better sequel.

>>212235556 (OP)
Jurassic War: A group of dinosaurs go back in time to the Napoleonic War and help Napoleon win Waterloo

>>212235829
>Jurassic Pork

>>212235556 (OP)
should have dino gaped scars ass and throat

>>212235556 (OP)
>Well, Jurassic World: Rebirth is out, and it's garbage. Tell me your idea to revitalize the franchise.
Don't need to.
Going to watch this instead.

>>212235556 (OP)
vin diesel´s ark

>>212235556 (OP)
I would say the movie is a perfect 5/10 mediocre. I'd watch it in theatres if I happened to pass by and I had some change in my pocket. Not really worth going out of your way to watch.

Did anyone else feel some shots were super blurry?

I don't get the hate, it seems like every non-animated blockbuster this year suffers from the same problems. I would probably enjoy the movie more at home

>>212260464
>I had some change in my pocket.
what's it like in the 20th century granddad? we all pay for things with contactless cards or phones now.

>>212260107
>A search and rescue team known as Vulture Squad is sent to an isolated jungle valley to uncover the fate of a missing Green Beret platoon. As they hunt through the primordial depths of the valley, they discover ancient horrors that threaten to unravel their minds and end their lives. When the casualties mount, the men of Vulture Squad must abandon their human nature and give in to their savage instincts to survive...the Primitive War.

Sounds like a gay porno. Might be good.

>>212260488
Sorry poors I have a real job. Like I said, it's fine but I wouldn't go out of my way to see it. It's got some really cool shots but the plot is ehhh. Theoretically, the plot is acceptable but it just comes off as bland.

> A whole research lab complex vanishes and is transported back in time because the scientist conducted time travel research.
> In our time another team rebuilds a portal to send a troopf of highly skilled dino freaks to rescue them.
> Not knowing the accident was accidental at all.
> Most of the researchers died because they spent over 2 years in the jurassic jungle and the dinos took over the research complex.
> The rescue team brings vehicles etc boats only to find the complex to be completely destroyed and half way overgrown with jungle shit.
> They find suvirval rooms that were seemingly built to survive long periods in jurassic jungles. Lots of gear etc.
> It was all planned. It turns out they wanted to bring the dinos into our time.
> "They" didnt sent the team to rescue the scientists, but to bring back the dinos.
> When the scientists discovered the truth over those 2 years they destroyed most of the stuff and devices that would have made this possible before they got ravaged by dinosaurs.

>>212235556 (OP)
Remake "we bought a zoo" but with Jurassic park.

>>212236378
>man named Adam

>>212235556 (OP)
>Jurassic World: Methuselah
A new research group claims to have DNA from a population of newly-discovered "native" dinosaurs descended from natural survivors of the Chicxulub meteor. The conflict is locating these dinos and using their DNA to restore the engineered dinos of the world before total species collapse, big twist is a majority of the world's dinosaur population is still alive but undocumented and covered up by governments and thinktanks
>Main big bad, and surviving "native" dino is Mapusaurus Rosae, the largest pack predator to ever walk the earth

>>212245694
which is nice to know we're getting Primitive War

Jonathan Bailey won

>>212239029
Before I saw the text stamp in bottom left I legitimately thought
>that's awesome

>>212235556 (OP)
>Dinosaurs have conquered L.A
So fucking retarded.