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Show is dead. Stop coping. Let's all remember the fun times we had. Let's all think about what could've been but will never be.

Previously, on /ftl/ >>212232860

Watermellie

insider here marky our calendar 9/30 (september 30th) hoping for 9:30 am central but give or take a few hours.

i was right on the 9:30 est call so you can trust me

>*snaps fingers*
>"don't chargeback"

Materwellie

I... Won?

it’s over till it ain’t fuckin over no more

I honestly feel the wiggers don't have any ideas what they're doing

they cut the season early because the act 3 twist depended on the girl who could sense autism and jet had no backup plan

>we've made it to another thread

ngl this is starting to stress me out, i don't wanna go to /bant/

8 fish wasn't enough, go back to 12 and kick the nontent aggressively early on

>>212235714
When you think about it the fishtank never really recovered from this.

>>212235714
its been over since kwab broke the sign. its never recovered since

soon?

Can I get laid now?

>>212235733
there should not be any /bant/ threads since fishtank is over forever and there will never be another season

rank the fish
https://strawpoll.com/xVg71JY6Myr

>>212235741
There’s a reason this season was such a downscale compared to last one, it was just a quick and easy cashgrab. I think jet and Ben wanted to keep going but Scam told them they have to just cut it

>>212235712
You sure did! You won a one way ticket to the resurrection, you fat fuck.

>>212235741
ellie was hot and was more content than direnc, angie, rachel, daniel, and aryeh

>>212235741
>nontent aggressively early on
You wouldn't do OBMANA SODA like that would you?

>>212235677
>posts with the image hash ‘SUaLHlAWWBx7TwN0EQB/Mw==’. 240 results found.
is this the modern ftl audience?
if so, then im glad the show died and hopefully something new comes out that filters these faggots

Red flags about next season, watch out for these:
>Best season yet
>Best cast yet
>We planned for everything

the spooky sam and jet lost posts got me believing in hexes

How much did they make in s4

>>212235796
>jet still showrunner
is the most blatant of red flags imaginable. this shit is fucked if he stays in charge

>It's a great cast
>It's gonna be a great season
>We're tactically retreating

>>212235771
im so embarrassed for the /ftl/ community as a whole for still riding nontent alex b's limp dick. they guy fucking yelled at the cameras. whoopity fucking doo. his fat old lady provided more content in the few hours she was there than he did the entire time

https://x.com/fishtankislive
account activity happening... its all been a big bit

FRENCH
NEVER
DIES

>12 contestants
>Gives a buffer of four contestants who could drop out or be duds, can kick without hurting the show
That's crazy.... don't do that shit

>>212235774
I read this in a TTS voice

You are correct I am fat I need to be more careful about what I put in my body

>>212235784
you can just go to your local library if you want to watch young asian women sit in silence anon

jet neptroon

>>212235834
They will live on in my heart

the only way for jet to stay in the fishtankosphere is by having bitchtank 2 within the month
failure to do so will make him excommunicado

I believe the rugpull/vertical bars someone posted in the last thread, but I also believe the wiggers didn't expect for things to go so bad, with the S1 house owner getting charges and the condemned S2 house.
It really is over. I don't think Sam has enough funds to restart this in three years at least, even if Alex Stein helps them accomodate in Texas.

I'm completely done with fishtank and anything Scam Hyde/MDE related. I've known that they were fraudulent, but I now feel personally swindled and scammed by them. Maybe this is funny to you.. laugh all you want! But it's not funny to me. I've watched every season without a season pass and promised myself I'd never give them any money... until this season I bought the $10 season pass for the first time and some stox. I believed they were "so prepared" this time. I feel embarrassed today. I've obviously learned my lesson and will never give them a penny ever again. I have no excitement for s5 or any of their other upcoming projects. I'm completely turned off and disillusioned. I never want to see Sam, Jet or Ben's ugly faces ever again. I don't care about any of the past contestants. I don't care about Bloodgames. I don't care about Nick or Charls. I couldn't give less of a fuck. All of it makes me quite disgusted, to be honest with you. I imagine many others feel similarly. This is really the end for me. And it's not a "see you tomorrow" situation. I have a long history of becoming super invested in things/hobbies/tv shows and then completely abandoning them and never ever returning. And it's for the best. I actually feel sort of relieved that my soul can move on from this. I was really wasting my time with this nonsense anyway. Bye forever.

What went wrong?

>>212235798
>the season is over
>i only now start to fall for drench
she is kind of cute
cant stop looking at her physiognomy

>>212235741
Eh I think 10 is the sweet spot. 12 makes it a headache audio wise especially depending on the house and 8 doesn’t leave a lot of wiggle room for early exits

>>212235844
i got banned from my local library for doing this

Holding hands with Ellie. And cuddling Ellie. Anal sex with Ellie.

>>212235771
bro your poll sucks ass. make it easier.

did the fish get told not to shill their socials or are they retarded

>>212235855
I actually believe this image. It's a satanic show, after all.

>>212235856
how is chris lynch a show producer on fishtank? he's barely involved

>>212235844
Somalian migrants squat at my local library. Would only make matters worse

What's Cole's take on all of this? Is he waiting for July 4th to make a toast once we know there is no bit?

>get back home
>instinctively open /ftl/ and ppv expecting the fish to be there
>

>>212235794
>modern
this isnt even close to s1 simping

i believe that jet neptroon aka jet ineptitude aka lil groomer aka hack_blastard aka fat fucking pathetic dumb loser really is so incompetent and garbage it leaves many thinking its not humanly possible to be that much of a human waste but alas it is his reality

>>212235869
Told. Even the most delusional of superfans know that once the fish are on their phones talking about their experiences that it's over for real and the wave of chargebacks will get even worse

>>212235771
how is cole that high?
i can’t tell if /ftl/ hates this show or loves it

>>212235738
>Hey, ball brothers. Do the ball brothers rap again, or you're getting my balls again.

The show isn’t over and we’re not giving up. We will be back soon. We need at least 24 hours.

Thanks for all of your patience

>>212235834
I'm sad that this is just a memory now. It will never truly reach the heights it was meant to.

>>212235869
Ellie's going to sit in her discord like she always did, Freddy doesn't give a fuck, Drench just wants to be a stripper, Dan's retarded, Aryeh's retarded and what the fuck is Seth going to do?

>>212235897
I refreshed the site before i saw the news and noticed all the stox at 50 and knew shit was fucked

>>212235936
Angie is banging Ellie

>>212235855
what the fuck is this true?

>>212235771
most people aren't clicking and dragging around 40 fucking options retard

>>212235855
Here's the thing: there was no way for the show to end without all of the stox eventually crashing to nothing. So that can't be the twist they were talking about.

In the investor stream they said the twist is a "stripe." Stripe describes the stox market crashing but it's also the name of their payment processor.

If people try to do credit card chargebacks on the huge amounts they spent to shape the stox market/eliminations then the wiggers could use their call center they say they hired for "tech issue complaints" to dispute the chargebacks. If a merchant wins a chargeback dispute through Stripe they get to charge the fraudulent party the transaction amount a SECOND time and ban them from transactions in the future. This solves the chargeback issue forever.

>>212235869
>>212235911
>please do nothing before your interview with mizzy the mizzler, we have to deliver something day after day, not everything in one rush

Yeah we'll have to shut it down because of the same issues from S3 but let's run it anyways. We should make a decent amount by the time we shut it down

>>212235933
>>212235848
>>212235834
>They weren't even sitting next to each other during the NO REFUNDS video
>Freddy has been posting pics with letty all night
shiptank retards eternally BTFO
it was fake all along

>>212235906
and yet hes making mid 6 figures a year, gets to work on his dream project and is surrounded by people who like him and will give him infinity second chances

>>212235936
ellie and freddy are the only attractive contestants on the show

>>212235677
Sex with ellie

>>212235976
cum succubus

I didn't pay a dime for this shit and I still feel robbed.

How do I make Scam Hyde's life a living hell?

>IT WAS ACTUALLY THEIR PLAN FUCK THE BRAND AND MAKE PEOPLE LOSE ALL CONFIDENCE IN IT
>HAVE YOU HEARD OF A RUG PULL? IT'S WHEN PEOPLE RUIN THEIR MULTI MILLION BUSINESSES FOR NO GAIN
schizos right now

>watching PGL #115
>Sam mentions wanting to hire someone to manage advertising
>"it needs to be a new hire, it needs to be a super star, we need to only be hiring S tier people at this point"
>looking away from the podcast and into the studio where the others are as he says this
>"only be hiring S tier people at this point"
>shakes his head while saying that specific part
Sam is feeling the consequences of hiring a bunch of braindead weed junkies keenly.

The show is over and we gave up a long ass time back. We will not be back soon. We need at least 24 months.

Thanks for all of your cash and letting us fuck your girlfriends.

THEY ARE LIVE
JET IS STREAMING IN THE BASEMENT

Jet is exactly the kind of guy who'd be watching if he wasn't making fishtank. He's extremely valuable for a project like this with his zoomed/4chan domain knowledge. But he shouldn't be remotely involved in PR

>>212235980
Cope (me). They were never the type that followed each other around like that anyway.

>pinned tweet says the show isn't over
>the show is over

>>212235980
you can never defeat my copium it is simply too strong

>>212236037
ugly bitch

>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
that's me fucking ellie
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
damn DAMN this bitch pussy so tight. Wtf does she do with her pussy in her spare time? Tighten it?
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
HHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *cums in ellies tight pussy*

Insider here.

July 4th. Relaunch. Angie back (Rachel doesn't want to come back and Jin is excommunicado). Letty stays, plus a couple other well known classic faces. Season will last another ~2 weeks and pretty much go straight into Bloodgames. This downtime wasn't planned but they overplayed the consequences, word is they needed a free week (with all hands) to do more Bloodgames prep

S1 house is done through, so it'll be S2 house (Condemned was a bit)

>>212236014
Sam is like a C tier person himself

Sam and all the faggot wiggers need to hang from trees desu

>>212235921
If only

>>212236013
Sam unironically hates fishtank and its audience. Where have you been?

>>212236037
Bitch is pushing 25 doing this lol

>>212235969
>If a merchant wins a chargeback dispute through Stripe they get to charge the fraudulent party the transaction amount a SECOND time
you just made that up

Can't wait to give 10% of my monthly income to the 18 year old high schooler from fishtank who calls herself "lenard"

>>212236060
>Sam and all the faggot wiggers need to hang from trees desu
true

>>212235980
Love wins:)

Make the call, Jet.

ICE CHOCCY WITH CLAUDIA

>>212235771
>https://strawpoll.com/xVg71JY6Myr
there has to be a better way to do this. not even zooming out am I able to see them all and think about it

https://archive.is/3sTaj
Was this ever addressed?

>>212235858
I found her cute since day 1. The weird part is that she has a killer body and there is the webcamming vids and the pole dancing but she does nothing for me sexually. I like her voice, her cheerfulness, her need for having some time alone and more.

>>212235906
the guy had a shitty childhood and rose above it to do something with himself. Definitely doing better than any of us would

Nigga

Jet is a genius, you will kneel when S4 returns in 7 weeks.

>>212235949
>Angie is banging Ellie
ur so pornbrained

>>212236065
he hates them when he's angry and he loves them when he's not

>>212235980
Where? His ig?

The nontent china-woman is doing a litty AMA for the simps itt!

>>212236014
So they're firing Luke?

>>212235741
this house was too small for a bigger cast

>>212235980
she is a good woman, she is not a whore, letty is a whore who spread her legs for profit, direnc is only gooning them

>>212236071
she just turned 22 lol relax

>>212236080
Can't wait to watch paypiggies give 10% of their monthly income to the 18 year old high schooler from fishtank who calls herself "lenard"

Ellie doing an AMA on her insta rn

>>212236037
Beat cunt

>>212236060
>Sam and all the faggot wiggers need to hang from trees desu
Nah, their paypiggies need to be the ones who hang. The crew should all be working at McDonalds spitting in poor peoples food.

>>212236092
those are the blank eyes of a killer

>>212235915
when literally all the contestants are laid out like that (especially all the nontent famous house chaff) people's eyes just sort of glaze over and sort the names they recognize the most to the top

>>212236105
the only reason he's not dead right now is because sam hyde took pity on him because sam is addicted to being seen as a mentor/father figure

>>212236112
She's fucking her up the wrong end

Hi Ellie :3

>>212236014
cool. he isnt gonna fire Jet though

why are you guys still posting? this is getting more and more sad everyday

nigga heil nina

>>212236120
please no

>>212236107
MARKY

>>212236033
Nope, he would have been a fish at one point, and remembered as one of the lolcows.

>>212235885
he casted all of the male contestants on season 1 and did audio for the edits iirc

>>212236120
no way, I manifested this

>>212235892
we need another cole song

>>212236161
its just a fakeout
cameras on soon

>>212236150
He did some editing work for him at a low price.

>>212236192
Wtf Ian

>>212236154
>listens to nigger music
she belongs to the streets

>>212236127
who this bitch is

>>212236103
Same tbqh. I think she has very childlike face.

>>212235858

>>212236192
KEK

>>212236157
Obviously not. There's no redemption arc for these retards.

>>212236161
idk man i just use this place as a chat room when i'm bored lol

>>212236192
based, ian the don is looking for a mistress to use and abuse

erm, guys, what do I ask Ellie? I wanna make a good first impression and not give her the ick.

Let's brainstorm, give me some ideas.

Ellie, send an invite to the kinocord pls

>>212236210
gucci mane is aristocratic and possessed of the faustian spirit

>>212236154
>a 4chan post about a screencap of an instagram post about a 4chan post about a screencap of an instagram post

>>212236246
ask her thoughts on watermellie

>>212236210
gucci is funny tho and funny blacks get a pass

>>212235980
he reposted (or whatever its called) two french edits on his instagram

>>212236262
nigger lover kys now

:(

>>212236193
There aren't that many people out there with 4chan and 4chan adjacent knowledge with the technical and communication skills to do something like this. As much as he is annoying at times there aren't many who could do it

>>212236246
Ask if you can lick her toes

>>212236241
>hi guys Jet here, please stop refunding our payment processor is going to ditch us

>>212235855
>I'm completely done with fishtank and anything Scam Hyde/MDE related. I've known that they were fraudulent, but I now feel personally swindled and scammed by them. Maybe this is funny to you.. laugh all you want! But it's not funny to me. I've watched every season without a season pass and promised myself I'd never give them any money... until this season I bought the $10 season pass for the first time and some stox. I believed they were "so prepared" this time. I feel embarrassed today. I've obviously learned my lesson and will never give them a penny ever again. I have no excitement for s5 or any of their other upcoming projects. I'm completely turned off and disillusioned. I never want to see Sam, Jet or Ben's ugly faces ever again. I don't care about any of the past contestants. I don't care about Bloodgames. I don't care about Nick or Charls. I couldn't give less of a fuck. All of it makes me quite disgusted, to be honest with you. I imagine many others feel similarly. This is really the end for me. And it's not a "see you tomorrow" situation. I have a long history of becoming super invested in things/hobbies/tv shows and then completely abandoning them and never ever returning. And it's for the best. I actually feel sort of relieved that my soul can move on from this. I was really wasting my time with this nonsense anyway. Bye forever.

>>212236262
You listen to podcasts funded by Peter Thiel

>>212236192
>Ian is putting himself out there just now because the mob boss who tried to whack him got deported back to Mexico.
This will never not be funny.

sent ellie a rundown on /ftl/ with clear instructions to avoid anyone who mentions this place

>>212236279
10 bucks says you're brown

>>212236241
fuck you jet

>>212236293
whats wrong with peter thiel?

>>212236283

>>212236154
>>212236270
grim..

>>212236274
>>212236298
xe’s a very angry latinx

>>212236120
:(

>>212236224
she looks like my high school crush and first gf if someone moved her oblivion character creator sliders just enough in the wrong direction to make her no longer look human
real uncanny valley shit, very offputting to look at

>>212236293
i don't listen to any podcasts at all

Ellie is just as unfunny on ig as she is in person

>>212236297
she knows more about it than you do you retarded simp

>>212236309
He rapes boys

>>212236060
>no premise
The premise was bland, corporate—2008 financial crash.
files catbox moe/g65s9r.mp4

>>212236309
Probably a disciple of satan

>>212236246
why she's such a dumb pickme bitch with no personality, who stinks and should probably kill herself

the biggest question on everyones mind is why did ellies sister stop streaming?
can she come back so we no longer have to listen to this fake 4channer?

>>212236053
Bad larp

>>212236316
It was a good cast

>>212236337
you’re brown

>>212236309
Literally a demon.

>>212235856
They tried to make a thousand ways of bloodsucking and monetizing their fanbase instead of just making the show good and being satisfied with season pass income.
The love of money is the root of all shitty productions.
A scuffed live 24/7 reality show is a good idea but it needs a completely different production team. They had their chance had a decent run but they blew it.

>just checking in after being gone through the 'will they come back' phase
Hate to ask, but anyone have the exact reason this got pulled yet?

I read something about the dude who owned the first house being a Chinese dude that's in a criminal CP situation or something, but who the hell knows.
Seems more likely that viewers were harassing the local community, so the community decided to just pull some random codes to force them to shut down.

>>212236337
Nontent in the tank
Nontent out the tank

Twist two weeks in?

>>212236213
jon, shadi, van and cvatik waped her

good question, is cvatic following ellie and angie?

>>212236262
oh you sad dumb faggot

finna hit mens gallery to get a direnc dance

>>212235855
See you in the bant threads (you're already there)

>>212236276
Liar. I follow him and its been literally nothing but a bunch of sheikh al-fredladen screencaps, photo with bam, video with letty, MILK COUCH, and him reaction to a video with sam

>>212236364
what does this even mean, is it like goblin mode from a few years ago

>>212236364
>digital desert/aor1 camo
based

>IT'S REAL

>>212236364
>still using faggot code words on her instagram
yea, now i see why noone likes her

>>212236382
how are you retards taking this post seriously

Has anyone Markypilled Freddy yet?

>>212236359
Ahh yes I’m magically not white cause I’m shitting on your asian bitch. go listen to gucci mane with Ellie, latinx

>>212236367
The guy who rented them the house knew they were filming shit but rented it anyways and got in trouble

>>212236364
She promises she totally would have done something guys

>>212236364
She was never capable of going "full bagel", way too timid.

>>212235822
alex B was really funny during famous house but he turned into a whiny faggot once shit turned on him. there were days when all he did was bitch and moan. still a A-B tier contestant tho cuz of the memes

my fav part of this whole season was bams wife markypost and the r/spongebob aryehposting

>>212236364
>full bagel
Jimmycoded

>>212236434
unnecessary comma

>>212236113
Sam sabotages his big projects. He purposefully destroyed World Peace. He passionately hates the fishtank "brand" and doesn't see it as being remotely related to his personal ethos. You think he cares what CryoKeen thinks of him? He would gleefully scam all fishtank fans and would WANT to undermine the brand as much as possible out of spite.

>>212236334
you are right, she looks like this, normal, good looking woman but with too much sliders

Do we really need Fishtank now that Trump's back in power?

>>212236441
I am absolutely crushing on this tight piece

>>212236402
They're Jet's.

>>212236434
are the answers private or how does that work?

>>212236391
look on the 3rd button beneath the stories i dunno what its called

>>212236105
He won the crack baby foster kid terminally online lottery by latching onto Sam at the nadir of Sam's career
Jet's a 7/10 editor, and he's a loyal guy
Those are really the only things Jet brings to the table

>>212235892
>What's Cole's take on all of this?
very gay manner of thinking.

>>212236441
looks like jin in a wig

>>212236367
>the community decided to just pull some random codes to force them to shut down
pretty much this

>>212236014
Are you paying S Tier wages, Sam?

I’m grieving

>>212236468
she sees your account but the posts won’t show your name

>>212236283
>Everyone lined up for a picture
>Aryeh weirdly standing behind Ellie
Uhhh

Crazy there are guys here who plan to "keep up" with the highschoolers life after this. Guess what she's going to be doing homework lmao. Freaks

>>212235794
>modern
Congratulations on outing yourself as a newfag

>>212235936
cringe

>>212236469
that just means someone tagged him in those pics you boomer retard

>>212236343
damn, this is pretty damning. thanks for the link

>>212236434
>Groyper
lmao she knows the easiest grift at least

>>212235796
>We've learned from our mistakes last season
They say this every time.

>>212236434
thats a fake question btw, no one asked that

>>212236431
Interesting, thanks.
That makes more sense, but then again, is illegal to stream in your house? I guess the community could pull some zoning thing. What a mess for something that should be so simple.

Needed more then ever! July 19th - 27th on: Youtube, Twitch, and Kick!

Featuring @thezacinthehat @TrishaMelchor @aamenmanee @hyperbeam2k

#ConGREGated #fishtanklive #FishtankDotLive

>>212236367
I think it was human trafficking more in line with making people work 70 hours per week as a line chef in Chinese restaurants for peanuts as opposed to the clinton styled human trafficking

>>212236494
i can help her study for her AP tests

>>212235892
something something god cut them down

>>212236514
i asked if shes going back to school or looking to work for jet, same ballpark

>>212236524
No

>>212236434
NICK FUENTES WON

GROYPER W

>>212236434
Why is she writing like TJ

>>212236487
Same, shit still stings. These 2 weeks have been more enjoyable than most of S3. FAFO.

>>212236367
>Guy who owns S1 house got charges on human trafficking.
>Sam is pooling money out of his pocket to bail him out.
>Can't use the S2 house due to regulations.
>Can't use the S3 house because of the complains during Famous House last year.
>They could face criminal charges if they keep at it in Rhode Island.
>They want to relocate and do things right this time (lmao) by going to a state with less restrictive laws, maybe in a warehouse and not a regular place and rig the rooms correctly.

>>212236364
aww thats sweet shes still at the house with Jet instead of headed home!
honeymoon phase much?

>>212236065
Ah he hates them that is why he would set his money pit aflame and put himself on legal trouble for no reason.

generational back to back stride
high confidence
no bar

>>212236519
They mentioned it in the latest vid on their YouTube channel. Which is a recording from a live stream they did yesterday

Seeing all the photos of them happily partying after completely destroying the season due to sheer incompetence is filling me with extreme anger.

>>212236524
>trish
sure fuck it

>>212236504
instagram is for faggots and queers

>>212236565
why care

>>212236524
trish is involved? im in

>>212236505
damning how? it's just proof there was a theme

>>212236565
please kill Sam Hyde or Jet Goodson

>Hi Sam
>Heard S4 wasn't going too well, legal problems or something?

>>212236559
The "legal trouble" is all grossly exaggerated.

>>212236548
>4fags are brain dead coomers
so glad i only discuss fishtank on kiwifarms

>>212236554
Ah, that makes sense. Thanks for the thorough rundown.
You're right, it looks like all their current houses are locked down.

>>212236565
they did the same but DURING season 2

>>212236456
No way thats her before whatever work she had done

>>212236468
>are the answers private or how does that work?
it's private, you won't get doxxed

>>212236367
>so the community decided to just pull some random codes to force them to shut down.
That's exactly it. From what I understand they had a sort of gentleman's understanding with the local police department, but after nonstop fake calls that, rather understandably, fell apart.

This is 100% entirely wiggers fault for being too retard to actually put themselves into legally airtight position, or atleast actually finding a community where the city council and PD would be better informed about what's gonna happen.

>>212236596

>>212236553
unironically there have been as many engaging days in s4 as there were in s3

>>212236524
we will not be watching this

>>212235855
I feel this way but I’ve never given them a single cent

>>212236434
based now the kiwitroons will turn on her

>>212236524
uhh... no

>>212236548
Any answers about puppy play, the snapping, or otherwise grooming stuff?

>>212236120
she's just going to end up in a long distance relationship with some bong wigger anyway

Jin got robbed. Also where is the ellie stream?

>>212236608
uhhh that wasn't in the episodes please never mention it again S2 was actually amazing and didnt have the lowest points of any season

>>212236618
Some sheboon pointed out on twitter that she's moving every part of her body but her ass and I can't unsee it

>>212236524
Will watch some for Trish I guess

>>212236603
at least our website isn't ran by a pedophile

>>212236437
always hate this cope from former fish

>>212236565
You just know Jet tried to fuck too

Like how he told Direnc "this will be your family" like the rest of the seasons have totally atuck together. They can't even keep the same team season to season.

>Scott, gone after he made Jet jealous
>B3x, gone peobably after she didn't want to fuck anyone
>Vance, gone with no explanation

>>212235936
>not including Angie's patreon

i had a lot of stocks on the show and it got rug pulled hard when i was sleeping so i couldnt sell in time
now im left holding the bag like a cuck
can i get refund or something?

>>212236618
Once they go black nice white guys will take them back

proof that it's dead?

>>212236565
it was a good season.

>>212236524
Only watching if Claire reacts to it.

>>212236364
Does she mean full jewish?

Director cam is still up bros

remember when chip got raped (he enjoyed it) (freddy wept)

>>212236524

>>212236524
HOOOOIIIYYYPPEEEEE

>>212236672
Why the fuck did you buy?

ellie is fun

>>212236672
You can get a rollie in your face bitch

im not a zoomer. wtf does going full bagel mean

>>212236678
>lower leg tattoo
at least they're status matched

>>212236672
just chargeback, retard

>>212236666
>Vance, gone with no explanation
he had shows iirc, that explains the initial absence at least
maybe he would have come back later?

>>212236678
your a fool if you dont think that guy in that pic who is another tatted up DJ isint a degenerate like her

the fish posting on their socials is actually just another part of the elaborate twist

>>212236449
Sam’s look and mannerisms at this time makes it really easy to see how Adam Sackler is based on him. I wonder if it bothers Sam to have been written and portrayed by two people significantly more successful than he is.

>>212236707
How did Ween get so popular with people under the age of 23

>>212236717
it's a codeword one of her friends gave her for instructions through TTS. jimmy did the same thing

>A boring girl gives boring answers

>>212236456
dude i thought i was the only one who made that connection lmao
she is hot and her brother is based

>>212236364
you have to have a personality to do something, ellie lol

>>212236717
discord faggot shit

>>212236138
Dark beady eyes of a sanitation worker undercitizen

>>212236717
its just some unfunny holds up spork shit by the same 18 year old child who still thinks calling herself lenard is hilarious

Will you be watching her homework streams guys

>>212236707
we need Q to gangstalk her

>>212236710
for copy pasting an ai response? jfc

there absolutely must be a way they could have spent money to avoid this

im thinking you have to either
spend money to get a place thats not in a nimby fucking backyard
and then also just hire inspectors to make sure everything is above board

somehow ice poseidon doesnt run into this problem, wonder how that happens

>>212236740
go away, Channing, weren't you supposed to be married or something? Sam will never take you back

>>212236746
Spongebob

>>212236590
damning in the sense that this entire shut down is planned. I really hope this is the absolute end of the show but I suspect a miracle investor will appear

>drench insta still private
my aboriginal neanderthal cave-wife

>>212236746
The Spongebob movie

>>212236672
Lel

>>212236746
I have no idea, I think it's because of Ocean Man and spongebob memes. Ween has such an odd fanbase

Ellie is an actual 8/10 but her failed normie personality makes it impossible for me to be attracted to her. Probably for the best really

>>212236746
spongebob the movie
that’s how Q was introduce to them

Stupid bitch stupid fucking bitch

>>212236672
Charge back. It’s not a security.

>me and my jimmycord bros discussing how awesome and flawless and peak and goated S2 was

>>212236766
>Q
we need him now more than ever

I miss the tank so much

I hope anyone that paid for anything this season gets killed

>>212236792
Ironically enough, despite being a literal crackwhore, she is probably the most well-adjusted of the fish. I legit think she does not care much for wigger-adjacent clout.
Wouldn't be surprised if she completely disappeared after this.

>>212236105
i unironically think this and have respect for jet. he shows saintly patience at all times

>>212236707
Tayleigh coded.
It's ogre.

>>212236811
>I think it's because of Ocean Man
It's 100% because of this. I love ween but the spongebob fans are faggier than us regular fans.

It's time.
Time for /bant/

>>212236777
all they had to do was apply for the proper permits but they think they live in chud america now and cant do whatever they want and not be held accountable

>>212236707
This is really gay and you guys should kill yourselves.

Direnc is live on Chaturbate!

>>212236812
same. also her mom fucking infront of her is something i wouldn't know how to deal with

>>212236825
We don't deserve him, the wiggers can't even commit to doing this for more than a week.

>>212236746
Tiktok

>>212236822
How does Jimmycord discuss Jimmy's awful performances in the boxing?

>>212236837
did you just compare jet neptune to a saint

>>212236846
I feel like there's like two groups of "regular" ween fans, the original fans and the jam band fans that started liking them when Phish started covering them

>>212236873
Fuck that.
Call me when Mints is camming.

>>212236873
Cool, someone post her chocolate starfish

>>212236784
I don’t know who that is because I don’t care about MDE the way that you do.

>>212236822
Before or after your synchronized dilation?

How do I tell the mods that the show is over? We must return to /bant/, no more samefagging.

She just called us kikes

>>212236873
That'd be a good stream. Answering fishtank questions inbetween showing her tits and holes.

>>212236746
everyone's saying spongebob but it's really just the same way every other "cool" 90s alt band got popular with people under the age of 23 (smashing pumpkins, mbv, pavement, etc) which is tiktok

>>212236896
ellie doesnt fall under either of these

>>212236777
Or even properly communicate to the authorities of whatever place they plan to have the season at what this will entail before it starts.
Basically be open about the couple of weeks of chaos upfront, maybe even before actually buying the property, to avoid repeat of S3 and S4.

>>212236917
>>212236921
Wow she’s hilarious isn’t she

How do I get my king to follow me back on Instagram? His dms are closed

>>212236921
What is a yn

>>212236836
She wanted a break from stripping. I don’t think she loves but the money is paying off her mortgage faster than anything else she could ever do so taking a break from the grind was a free vacation she ended up making about as much as she would. Direnc W

>>212236917
>>212236921
why does she type like jimmy?

>>212236896
I didn't even know phish covered them but then again I really don't like phish or other jam bands.

>>212236909
Sam paid for six weeks and that's what we're getting

>>212236917
she'll be posting here in a couple hours

>>212236945
young nigga

>>212236928
no she's a spongebob fan

>>212236895
he had rachel crying and wheezing to his face, other fish showing immense disrespect on every season, and still he forgives them, he hears them out. he tells them they don't hate the fish for what they're doing. it's a hard way to be, man

>>212236945
young nigga

>>212236945
Young nigga

>>212236945
Young nigga i guess?

>>212236917
damn she's so based and cool

>>212236917
damn i hate this bitch

>>212236921
"i may be a young nigga, but ya goy isn't a babyfag..." she needs to buy ROPE

>>212236893
they gave him weighted gloves fucking moron shits sabotaged him on purpose

The Twist is real
It will all be revealed in two more weeks
Wiggers are in control. Trust the Plan.

>>212236917
>>212236921
at least she's pretty

>>212236917
jesus christ man

liking the show so far?

>>212236945
oldfag kys

>>212236944
Make your profile pic a git girl

these ellie posts are ruining her for me

she should stop

>>212236873
last known time she cam’s was two years ago. Stripping is more reliable less hours total,

lol

gay ass show, gay ass threads, gay ass community

I liked Ellie more when she didn’t speak.

>>212236979
I hate zoomers so much

>>212236009
Are you loaded? Hire a private investigator, hell hire 2, and have them follow Sam around and do work to expose his mutt bastard kids and dig up whatever else they can.
Pay off influencers to make videos about platforms like youtube harboring and making money off "racists like Sam".
If you don't want to put a lot of money/effort Markypost in MDE/WP shill threads. Derail them into age of consent shit flinging. The seething is endless from that.
If you are willing to embarrass yourself become a cringe posterboy for Sam like Cryokeen has. Do cringe publicity stunts, the more /pol/tard and racist and Hitler worshipping the better. Sam hates that shit.

>>212236921
>>212236917
Worse than Sister Tayleigh

>>212236979
all of her responses are like what an automaton thinks a person is like

>>212236917
does she think that "50% of 4chan posts are from Israel" meme was real?

>>212236917
>>212236921
>>212236979

The fuck is noided too

Ellie is way too irony poisoned for her age. She needs to be put to sleep

>>212236948
Discord grooming at its finest.
She never had a chance.

>>212236998
Haha, wonder if it makes her think at all.

https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/1940125514095792559
the fuck are these niggas doing

>>212236917
>>212236921
even ugleigh wasn't this cringe fucking hell

>>212236384
lmao, she'll probably quit the moment some guy in the club says "fishtank"

ITS OVER

i just deleted my ellie folder and i wrote over it 7 times so i cant recover it

WHOS WITH ME

>>212237021
paranoid

>>212236979
>>212236921
She has humor of an edgy 12 year old. I know bunch of 18 year olds, and even for that age this is very cringe and mentally underdeveloped.

>>212236836
What's the most amount of income anyone has been able to parlay off of a fishtank appearance

>>212237008
pedos are finally having second thoughts

>>212236707
>He's in

>>212236917
>>212236921
just found out ellie is worse than nontent

>>212236954
>>212236961
>>212236962
>>212236964
>>212236969
yo don say dat shi

>>212236946
the grind of working 2 days a week

>>212236917
>>212236921

haha idf btfo

Let's be real, this is less cringe than anything Josie spews from her mouth.

>>212237013
>>212237017
>>212237019
>>212236982
>>212236976
>>212236968
>>212236965
>>212236937

she's still in high school

>>212236979
Alright you can stop now.

>>212237044
for real it's kind of scary

>>212236403
>hi im 12 and just learned how to inspect element
>give me (You)s
kys

>>212236710
>>212236548
Where are the faggots that thought Ellie was some kind of gigabrained mastermind who was going to manipulate Jet and take the show for herself?
It’s been less than a day since the end and she’s already proving you retards wrong.

>>212235960
only the top 10 matter.
I just ignored everything else

>>212237037
Presumably these were already scheduled to post but idk

>>212236917
>>212236921
Jimmy could easily rape her, she probably wouldn't even complain that much.

>>212237039
Tayleigh was worse

>>212236524
You are a lying piece of shit I hope your production gets shut down and condemned fishtank style you fat freak

Jesus Loves You

>>212236954
>>212236961
>>212236962
>>212236964
dont say that shi

>>212237045
Josie and Vance probably, assuming they actually were getting paid for their post-tank involvement with the wiggers.

>>212237065
ermm what tha..erm wha-erm..what tha spruce??

>>212236949
Yeah they started covering Roses are Free in the 90s, they originally butted heads about it but then Ween embraced it and started playing at jam band festivals and attracting the jam band crowd. Their bass player plays with jam bands all the time and dean's side project is just a straight up southern style jam band like the Allman Brothers.

>>212237011
>Sam hates that shit.
He hates everything. He thinks only of himself. The dude will sit there and shit on well produced shows and then make Extreme Peace episode 01.

>>212236960
He is profiting from them being subject to his vomit/scat/haircutting fantasies and the scarlet letter that is the mde fanbase. In exchange they get a small check.

>>212237021
90% chance its a death grips reference

>>212237037
I feel like Aryuah just got on their account and scheduled a bunch they had ready of him.

>>212237037
HAPPENING NOW

>>212237067
I was way funnier when I was 18 thoughbeit

>>212236945
young nigga

>212237074
appreciate the (You), made you look :)

>>212237087
Yeah, at least Ellie isn't 23, this type of behavior is fine for someone just out of high school.

>>212237083
unschedule them then wtf lol

>>212237076
how by being fun?

>>212236509
They say all of those things every time.

>>212237061
A shameful few hours she’d rather forget

Love Angie

>>212237118
>just out of high school
She’s still in high school.

>>212237067
if that's old enough for half of you retards to daydream about fucking her, it's old enough for her to not act like a braindead bug

>>212237089
Claire and Greg have beef now?
QRD?

>>212237021
zoomers like meg love death grips

>>212237109
I'm just sayin'

This bitch's brain is air. Now you pedos know why there are age laws. Fucking creep fat faggots.

>>212237065

>>212237087
Yea the only one to come close to the level of pandering that Tayleigh did was Angelina

>>212237137
Oh, even better for her.

When are they going to end this "season's ending prematurely" bit?

>>212236487
If the show collapsed because of one of Sam's sperg outs, or retarded jet bits failing I'd be laughing but this feels like it stopped due to a technicality. Literally HOA nimby bullshit and window regulations.

I'm supposed to have 4 more weeks of shitting on jet god damn it.

>>212237065
Josie isn’t even a human, I hate Ellie but at least she registers to me as a person.

>>212237158
Never, they still have the "we're not giving up" tweet pinned. Show is back tonight.

Ellie needs to leave the internet and just focus on school, because a BadIdeas is going to come along and it's going to end badly

>>212237067
I know people who are still in high school. I have zoomer siblings.
This shit is extremely cringe even for that age. It's not even humor, it's just brainrot in text form.

>>212237011
>Are you loaded? Hire a private investigator, hell hire 2, and have them follow Sam around and do work to expose his mutt bastard kids and dig up whatever else they can.
>Pay off influencers to make videos about platforms like youtube harboring and making money off "racists like Sam".
>If you don't want to put a lot of money/effort Markypost in MDE/WP shill threads.

Whats the situation with Sams kids

>>212237146
I think she age regressed cause she just got raped in the past couple days. Not joking.

>>212237067
I hope she grows out of this shit it's embarrassing, I could not stand to watch her audition video

>>212235855
I’ll only watch S5 if there’s another ABG like Ellie

>>212237158
As soon as you go to bed at a reasonable hour and get a nice long sleep

>>212237158
When are they going to end the lazy shit post of counting rice bit? Never, they have no ideas.

>>212237139
That’s not her

>>212236917
ugh shut the fuck upppppp
i once dated a 19 year old "chud" chinese girl for a few yearsand it was JUST like this, the over obsession with lingo, desperately trying to fit in.

She will swing hard left in like 4 years

>>212237013
>>212237017
>>212237019
>>212236982
>>212236976
>>212236968
>>212236965
>>212236937


kek how mad they gte when they get called out

optimistic scenario:
>sam hires a competent professional to manage the production
>jet stays as "director" but really he's just there to play with the fish
>3-4 additional crew added just for planning and preperation
>S5 house is built in a warehouse (the fish don't know this)
>>"neighbors" have outbursts of domestic violence
>>pay 50 fishbucks to add a live roach to the house
>>cool slide (upskirt potential)
>everyone has lav mics
>starting cast of 16
>minimum of 4 hot bitches
>elimination day 1
>mid season twist

pessimistic scenario:
>"rethinking the foundation" is nothing more than a location change to satisfy the bare minimum legal necessities
>no staff changes
>S5 is a soulless mcmansion in bumfuck texas
>10 fish
>2 quit in the first week
>every bit is a rehash of bits they've done before
>more rice
>more ball bros
>more disability challenges
>yet another cell

>>212236917
what the fuck does any of this mean

>>212237146
No i've hung with tons of 17-18 year old girls who are nothing like this she's just particularly retarded

>>212235804
what do you mean by spooky

>>212237209
literally no one is mad, she’s just not funny

>>212237158

Critically analysing the musings of someone in highschool is more pathetic than I thought you people could get

>>212236917
>but ya goy isn't a babyfag

>>212237209
Her statement is substantially objectivelly correct.
Does not change the fact that she is posting like an age-regressed tryhard cringe poser.

Guys...I think Ellie may in fact have the mind of a child. Crazy what covid homeschooling and being held back can do to a bitch

>>212237133
such a brat

>>212237248
At least she’s self aware

Jin won. Jet lost. Heil Nina

I like Ellie even more now. She knows how to get a rise out of people.

>>212236666
For everyone that gets blacklisted another turbo orbits for clout like Jimmy, Mizzy, etc.

For the fish who don't have their own lives this shit ends like a cult.

>>212237139
I'm CryoKeen. Greg instantly slandered me and lied to my face then blocked me. I hope him and his dad go homeless (not really but I thought Greg and me were friends b4 the show and he completely betrayed me so he could be 'cool' around his MDE friends and fans Asexual my ass fucking goofy pedophile Gregger

>>212237084
Shut up Jimmy

>>212237230
She’s exactly what you’d expect if her family life lore is true.

>>212236717
It's social media doublespeak for retarded.

>>212237120
even acknowledging that comment would sabotage the whole “let myself get groomed and manipulate jet” plan. It’s all fanfic and she’s a retarded teenager.

>>212237166
But it did collapse due to their incompetence.
They had two years to wise up, to get pointers from other people streaming content on their own, to read about regulations and law – something pointed so many times by fans – to hire one or two lawyers, yet they kept doing thw minimal effort because of dumb fans throwing money at them to keep that jury-rigged ship afloat.

>>212237261
This actually made me smile
Man we had it so good in the beginning

Is Ellie an example of female autism, or just normie girl grifting. Help bros I actually don’t know what either of those look like

>>212237166
>binx faggot
>retarded
like clockwork

ellie mogging tf out of you pathetic whiners lol

>>212237294
She’s just a retarded normie child.

Ellie, you still have time. Delete your socials. These people will ruin your life for nothing.

>fishtank twitter still posting fart clips after rug pulling all the paypiggies
they really don't give a fuck about the fans

>>212237294
Young people's brains are particularly scattered since COVID

>>212237254
It’s all 18 year olds. Very few have a realistic view of the world yet

>>212237248
>i'm usually the least valuable member
ah, maybe a bit of self-reflection on her time on the show

>>212237294
She is a normie

>>212237297
this

>>212237249
These threads have been simping for and dreaming of a relationship with this highschooler, /ftl/ is an endless abyss of patheticness

ellie is the worst pickme this show has had but ill give her a pass since she's only 18, she'll grow outta this crap

>>212237294
It’s not autism or normie it’s just being a pick me and trying to appeal to the edgy side of the internet

>>212237272
Get his ass cryoking

Only one man can save us

>>212237294
just a weird discord girl

>>212237294
She’s not autistic, she’s just terminally online and is behind 5 layers of irony. Notice how none of her responses are authentic, they’re all just a cloud of unfunny internet speak and memes. Really gay

>>212237294
She is tryhard normie grifter, with signs of serious age regression.
Any random 12 year old trying to sound edgy would be posting like this.

>Ellie simps actually getting conflicted wheter or not they're actual pedophiles
lmfao

>>212237248
maybe this is dumb but zoomer meme antisemitism euphemisms piss me off so much. "mustache man" "tiny hat people" etc. just say HITLER and THE JEWS

>>212237297
Load bearing stuff

>>212237294
It's actually a pretty common feature of recently raped that their minds go through age regression for a while.

>>212237261
Yeah. Mints needs rape correction.

>>212237312
Ellie, don't listen to this guy
You are the next Emiru or Extraemily

>everyone itt mad at ellie
i for one think the cringe chud chungus thing is endearing

>>212237294
shes a normie who spent too much time online during covid lockdowns in her formative years

>>212237089
cryo you are actually fat

>>212237297
insane image

>>212237363
thanks jet

>>212237333
powenvy... now THAT guy.. that guy could run a tank.

How far back can Mints throw it? And can he bust it down sexual style? I need an AMA on this, not from Smelly Ellie.

>>212237272
That's fair.
You do you, Cryo.

>>212237366
What if she were fat and ugly

>>212237366
you must be 18 too then cause that shit is super lame

>>212237272
u have a small pp hahahaha

>>212237349
its mostly to avoid being banned off stuff desu

>>212237386
mints

>Ellie

>>212237294
the dominoes fell in a way where a 16 year old girl was put in a highschool class room and got sat next to 2 chuddy guys who were kind of funny and entertaining, they imbued her with /pol/-osmosis and eventually she started lightly browsing herself. She is now slowly realizing the grift she could do but she's also a bit intimidated by it. She will swing hard left in 4 years

no thoughts, empty head, becomes who she gets surrounded by

>>212237333
He was going to do some “chopped tank” but I think it turned into this Greg thing actually.

>>212237366
>the raped find the raped endearing
so it goes

>>212237366
then you'll love tayleigh!

god i need to cum in some tight hapa pussy right fucking now!!!!

>12 ppl is a headache audio wise
blocks your path

Ellie....us /bant/oids have so many beautiful sights to show you...

>>212237294
It's just regular internet autism. She's exactly like everyone here.

>>212237394
then it wouldnt be, your point?

>>212237294
She’s just a 17 year old high school girl lol

Hot take but people that aren't authentic genuinely are annoying. Like Sam is an actor at this point his entire life is a meme. Same with Ellie.

>high schooler acts like a high schooler
Why are you guys surprised exactly?

to apologize for cancelling mid season I think we deserve hapatank

Hey guys I have to go do an essay on what I did for summer break. Catch you tomorrow after school

>What's that Jet, you say you're not giving up? Sure looks like it.

You don't think Ellie sitting alone in her room the night that Letty arrived, repeating "kek kek kek kek kek kek" for 10 minutes was a sign?

>>212237386
"bust it down sexual style" feels like such an old school nigger thing to say

>>212237363
Emiru wouldn't be successful if Sam or Jet raped her, it's unironically over for Ellie.

>>212237401
What?

She is still young. She will see her cringe, tryhard posts and swing out of them.
We all had a stage like that. Do NOT fucking lie.

>>212237424
nasty fat fucks need to put down the beer and pick up some weights

>>212237416
see >>212237394
minus the fat part

>>212237349
jet is a PDFfile who DM'd ellie sussy corn images. he regularly encouraged ellie to kermit sewerslide and unalive herself

>>212237425
Her usage of kek is deeply forced

Was it advantageous to only let S4 run for a week?

>>212237421
Many people want to do this

I don't know what it is but this season, despite how short it was, managed to be really memorable.

>>212237441
School starts in September you little shit.

Them posting clips with "fishtank live now" to twitter can either be
>they are just straight up shitting on fans, which i think is pretty funny.
>orr they are literally too retarded to figure out how to cancel scheduled posts, which i find both more likely and even more entertaining.

>>212236917
:o HOLY BASEDERINO :O

>>212237437
ladyboytank in the Philippines

>>212237423
>daaaAAAAAA DAT DAT DATTA DATTA DAT DAT DATTTA

>/ftl/ posters not understanding the circle of irony
she's mogging the fuck out of you guys

>>212237447
I watched nearly every day and barely saw Ellie

>>212237415
i am sick you faggots that post “the raped” like you are actually charls. you are a parasocial fat fag. no personality, and no creativity. just a NPC repeating catch phrases of people you wish you were.

>>212237425
and shadilay!

>>212237466
People here are still at that stage

>>212237184
babys were aborted/died. there is of proof of any living kids

>>212237464
why do asians hate their own race?

OH MY HITLER ELLIE IS baaaaaaaaaased

>>212237115
>he thinks I looked
NGMI

>>212237481
what a little minx

>we will go to jail trying to get you the 42 days of content you paid for
>5 days later
>uh yeah it’s over sorry….also please don’t charge back

>>212237435
Do you literally not know any 18 year olds?
She's cringe and trying too hard even for that age.

>>212237501
I don't watch idubbz videos, sorry

>>212237503
the raped

>>212237503
t. THE RAPED

>>212237183
It's probably ironic which is worse

>>212237425
>yes.KEK
Holy shit she’s retarded. Using that outside this site is cursed

>>212237314
no shit, they fucking hate the fans.

>>212237464
why has nobody sent her watermellie??

it's so embarrassing how upset you got over the 4chan answer

>>212237513
she only hates freddy because he was talking shit to ricky

>>212237447
I was groomed into a /vg/ friend group at the age of 13. I've basically been the same person since I was 18 ten years ago

>>212237525
I remember when I was 18 and none of us were this many layers of irony in deep. She's a terminally online fake personality. Cringe.

>>212237503
>i am sick you faggots that post “the raped” like you are actually charls. you are a parasocial fat fag. no personality, and no creativity. just a NPC repeating catch phrases of people you wish you were.
the raped

>>212237425
kek its kinoshita

>>212237437
>hapatank

>>212237525
She is acting exactly her age

>>212237184
If they're real, then at least one of them is a hapa Eliot Roger.
Not a good look for Sam if Mr. "I just don't want whites to go extinct" is out there making mutt babies and not white ones.
If they're fake then that is equally fucking weird that Sam would put up a tranny to make such accusations. Remember that the shinzo bitch was mutuals with all the 1Team guys on socials (and NOT Sam) like Jet until she went private.
>>212237100
While he does hate everything, Sam regularly goes on rants about fans not keeping on the dl regarding nazi stuff because he knows if that became a common thing it would be a risk to him. (even though he paints it as something like "dude don't lost your job over nazi shit there is a time and a place etc etc)

>You wake up and you're Jet Neptune

What do you do?

>>212236917
>>212236921

>>212237272
What will you be moving onto now that fishtank is dead cryo?

>>212237423
peak kino trash reality tv season right there

>>212237513

>people itt realising that teenage girls are cringe

>>212237525
I was 18 two years ago and I don't think I was like this

>>212237513
Dan won AGAIN?!

>>212237425
KEKISTAN MENTIONED

POOLS CLOSED NORMIES

I know that I will trusting the plan wholeheartedly

>>212237425
wait till she hears what sam hyde did

an 18 year old didnt come onto him, he pursued a 16 year old then fucker her in her poopy asshole

Though also, Ellie might feel defensive over this because she is PARTICULARLY retarded for her age. I could see myself dating a freshman in college, but not ellie. my family would think she's mentally 14 and that she should be running around in a minecraft shirt or something it would be embarrassing. Not because of how she looks though of course, she is objectively incredibly beautiful and anyone who says otherwise about a postpubescent insanely attractive woman is a projecting pedophile, but mentally? she belongs in a daycare

>>212237556
the incarcerated ck

If Ellie was white you people would rightfully treat her like Tayleigh.

>>212237425
10 bucks says she thinks kek is an acronym

>>212237564
Cock pics, more posts talking about himself, deluding himself that he isn't bound for an eternity in hell, etc.

>>212237560
get my ass ate

>>212237560
run fishtank competently

wait you retard fell for the "we canceled the show" bit

how fucking dumb are you faggots

the fact that any of the fish are not on social media right now is clear that they are still in the show

>>212237411
dubs of truth. it’s happened a few times before to those in the public eye and thousands of times to those who aren’t.

>>212237598
this site hates it’s own race

>>212237598
Yes. Cute asians get a pass.

>>212237560
hit vape

>>212237558
>Sam regularly goes on rants about fans not keeping on the dl regarding nazi stuff
He's doing a bad job of that himself. He just went on a podcast with Mayhem and literally just straight up said he hates the Jews. Not in a covert way or even saying zionism just straight up hates Jews.

So Ellie is a cringe try hard cringey high schooler?
Shocking who would’ve guessed

>>212237423
HOLD THAT THOUGHT

>>212237598
They simped while she sat around being nontent and now that she's opening up and it's cringe they have to defend it because they're in too deep.

The stupidity and gullibility of this fanbase never ceases to amaze me.

THE SHOW IS NOT OVER

They have been doing a bit to make everyone think "It's so over!" to sell all their Stox.

"B-b-but why would they shut the show down for days? they'll lose money!"

Stop and use your little brains for a second.

When you sell your stox, they do not lose money. in fact, they make more because you have to pay a fee to even sell them and there is no monetary pay out.

Whenever production does a fake out like this, their viewership SPIKES when they come back. Even last night when Sam and crew just showed up to make a 5 minute announcement, viewership peaked for the entire season

>Why does this matter?

When they reveal that "lol u guys got pranked" all the stox prices will be very low, prompting the now peaked fanbase to BUY BUY BUY THE DIP!!

We're all getting played and you are all taking the bait.

Like good little fishes.

>>212237349
Zoomers are extremely cucked by censorship. Instead of rejecting the platform and continuing to express themselves authentically, they choose to self-censor to remain on the platform. Normal people would simply abandon the platform. Zoomers cuck to the platform.

>>212237558
baby died and it was a girl. him and christine broke up last year.

>>212237560
Order Ellie to give me a rimjob

>>212237464

>>212237556
The fixable CK

>>212237598
Tayleigh is nasty even ignoring her chud pick me attitude

>>212237560
nut in shorts. go back to sleep.

>>212237560
I'd heil nina

all this ellie hate makes me love her even more

ask Ellie if she's gonna use twitter

>>212237560
hit the galaxy gas and eat wing

>>212237560
>Pretend to start bitchtank 2
>Fuck the whores for their "audition"
>Kill myself and pray that I return to my body

>>212237366
she's got dorky little sister energy and is probably fun to pick on

>>212237620
sam is literally jewish

>>212237609
>the fact that any of the fish are not on social media right now
what the fuck are you even trying to say
>most of the fish have been on social media, dan, seth, and freddy have posted shit
>ellie is literally having QA right now
>even aryeh went to twitter already
>shit for all we know drench might be live too, but her insta is private

>>212237349
She isn't really antisemitic

>>212237560
go back to bed and hope i'm ben this time

>>212237633

we’re getting IDs back and going to realize elliesimps are 2 or 3 guys. Binx2.0

>>212237560

>Quit all drugs, throw out the galaxy gas
>Start nofap
>Hit the gym
>Fire anyone youngerer and wiggerer than myself
>Call Vance and Bex get them back
>Hire wigger law firm

>>212237633
Dubs of truth

>>212237633
1/10 try harder next time

THE POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS!!

>>212237612
I know this because I dated B-List cosplayer who fit this exact description to a tee. This type of person is just a vessel for for personality of whatever interesting person is around them at the time.

>the show is over
>all the fish are still in the house
>all the wigger crew are still in the house

interesting

>>212237672
In behavior, absolutely. He's not a blood Jew despite how much he looks like one.

BAKE

>>212237710
Oh lord

Cool story Ellie. Now tits or gtfo

>>212237578
You were. Look back at anything you posted online anonymously back then.

The fact she has an older sister who's one of the hottest women alive and you're still fixating on her pretty much solidifies your status as a pedophile

I feel like if bliccy was competent enough to be a mentor ellie would be a perfect protege

>>212237633
no shit. fishtank twitter still has "the show isn't over" as the pinned tweet and they're still posting clips as if the show is still going on. they're buying time while they set up in a new location

>>212237710
>>212237715
gonna be a groyper but favorite "philosopher" is BAP....

>>212237716
if you look at the kitchen pic the camera is still mounted above the sink

>>212237710
>>212237715
the talmudic network sends its regards

>>212237710
>>212237715
Yoooo I know him from da internetz :D

>>212237710
>>212237715
lol okay she is literally a walking meme, next she'll be talking about Nick Land and Moldbug

>your waifu was a fan of mines
Cute!

Also, drench probably saves he from getting Goran'd

>>212237710

>>212237710
lol

it feels like she started and stopped browsing in 2019

>>212237732
>The fact she has an older sister who's one of the hottest women alive
you're retarded

Love that feeling in my ass after taking a big fat shit

NIGGA HEIL ELLIE

Insider here, to keep us from charging back, they're going to give us all access to a new episode of Extreme Peace early. Isn't that awesome!?

>>212237715
who the fuck?

>>212237710

>>212237710
>>212237715
Theil won

>>212237560

>Hire lawyer
>Make them sue to S1/S2/S3 local communities for loss of earnings and emotional damage from cancelling the season
>Tell them you'll drop the case if they allow you to finish S4 and run BG2

>>212237718
cope nigger

truth nvke

>>212237710
>>212237715

>>212235794
What do you use? 4plebs hasn't worked for me in ages.

>>212237741
she's too dumb to understand that these are opposing groups

>>212237732
Ellie is literally hotter than her sister who looks like every other viet escort ive ever seen

Elie has this insanely attractive unique look. She almost looks like a drawing.

>>212237515
>>212237464
No but she figures cheap racist jokes are the best way to earn the audience’s graces. If a self-respecting asian pushed her on this she’d be mortified probably.
Anybody else seen that omegle video where one hapa makes chinky eyes at the camera and says a bunch of ching chong type of shit, but gets visibly ashamed when the hapa he’s talking to calls him out for being a minstrel faggot.

>>212237682
same with the goblin simps that spam that ugly bitch all day

>>212236917
this little nigger is using chatgpt
heres the response to that question if i ask it to use 4chan words
>Lmao bruh, you goons see a femanon talk about 4chan memes and start hemorrhaging simp bucks like I cast a level 99 thirst trap. Literal coomer cattle.

is this what going "full bagel" looks like?

>>212237715
>>212237710
>her favourite RW xitter grifter is a jewish gypsy
checks out
surprised she did not pick one of the indians

remember when ellie didn't talk

Why is this Ellie AMA so painfully cringe and unfunny? I've never dropped a fish so fast

>>212237784
I almost threw up reading that

>>212237741
Its a joke retard, she loves Nick

>>212237773
Nice projection retard.

>>212237425
haha she said the Kek word! Kino !!

>>212237710
She’s gotta be trolling with some of these answers there is no way

>>212237784
literally the other way around but ok creeper

>>212237795
We'll know when she joins the ranks of markypoasters

>>212237803
The simpbait should NEVER talk.

>>212237804
she's a high schooler

>>212236598
Ok he just burned all his money then. For no reason when they could have just kept half passing a season. In fact they could have just said this season is two weeks long and eliminated a fish every other day. But no it was genius to destroy their ability to use payment processors and rack up fees.

>>212237738
The new location has been prepped for months. They're just letting some time pass so everyone sells their stox. And it wouldn't be Fishtank if they didn't have some fun by torturing the REAL fish while they wait.

We're basically at the point RIGHT before the famous house reveal, but this time, the joke's on us.

>>212237584
YES SAAR
ALL OF INDIA BEHIND YOU SAAR
WE DO THE NEEDFUL

>>212237776
lol

>>212237804
she is trying too hard, the cringe age-regressed lingo does not help

>>212236917
can someone translate this

>>212237715
ok this was kinda the last straw for me

>>212237718
really? I thought he had jewish blood on his moms side? makes sense that he isn't jewish because he hates jews lol

>>212237711
alot of women are like this, and it can be very very difficult to navigate if you happen to be the person shes mirroring. my ex was like this, and although I knew she was an empty soulless person, i let it happen. terrible mistake. I would much prefer a genuine, authentic person who has a totally different view than me to someone just pretending to be me

>yfw when you look up the owner of the S1 house and it's Simmons Zhu

>>212237825
the joke is always on us

>>212237634
this is largely a result of the internet being consolidated into like 3 big social media platforms. miss the forum days bros

>No Scott
>Season crashes and burns in a week
Fishtank is cursed now, sensei willed it.

>>212237846
kino

>>212237784
trvke

>>212237464
yes yes you're a white mans whore we get it you're based we get it i dated a chuddy 19 year old chinese girl who told me to "colonize her pussy" because she thought that would be an epic /pol/ thing to say i get it holy shit

Ask her if she knew about marky
I don’t want her to block me

MARKY MARKY MARKY NINA NINA COLE MARKY BIG PURPLE CHANNING MARKY PURPLE STATELINES

>>212237831
>age-regressed lingo
This is how all young zoomers talk

niggas realizing how most 18 year old's act

>>212237866
Nope.
t. zoomer

It feels like they're lying/exaggerating the shit about legal trouble but they've definitely stopped the season for a reason

>>212237868
they're fat pedos so they thought she would be a trad wife

>>212237633
>there's a fee
Yeah, in Fishtokens idiot. They aren't making money from you trading stocks. They already made that money when you bought fishtokens.
How stupid are you?

>>212237863
she's not gonna answer that but i'm sure she is aware.

>>212237839
If he does it's not very much and that would just make him a self-hating Jew. Really it doesn't matter because his behavior is what matters and he acts like a Jew in every conceivable manner.

She won

im warming up to this ellie character

threesome with ellie and gigi

>>212236917
for all you redditors confused as to how cringe this is,
it would be like if someone came onto the show and said "my name is boxxy" and "i like turtles" over and over again like its a some obscure meme no one has ever heard before

>>212237868
I'm literally 19 and this is cringe as shit

>>212237784
you are delusional

>>212237897
trvke

Season 3 won btw

>>212236707
tj'd

I was 18 three years ago and me and my friends never acted like this

>>212237910
She actually did talk about boxxy in the tank

>>212237910
that would be much funnier and more endearing than this

>>212237910
when doe le narwhal bacon!?!?!? huehuehuehue

>>212237784
Theres nothing unique about it. Go to Fort Lee and Palisades park and every other girl looks like ellie

>>212237560
hit the whipped cream can and go back to sleep

>>212237931
this but season 2

>>212237933
Bullshit

>>212237868
This is how people who have been mentally molested by discord act

do you think they will ever let a 18yo in the tank?
they will probably push for minimum 21 in S5

S...simmons was the plant all along

>>212237743
>after season 3 they stripped all the cameras and wiring from the house
Nice brain you got there, bucko.

and thats why you dont cast a high schooler on the pedophile show

stop talking about your sister like that, bro...

>>212237915
You can see it as an observer but you were/are saying shit this memey without even realizing it

>>212237953
this this but season 3

>ugh why is this 18 year old highschooler acting like a cringe child??
really nigga?

She's only 18 in a couple of years she'll look back at this and laugh. fuck i want to eat her pussy so bad.

The Raped. The. Raped.

I'm so glad I grew up when the cringe shit I posted as a teenager is confined to a few long-dead forums rather than a big social media site

>>212237349
It's based and whimsical. A continuation of the old Germanic poetic technique of the 'kenning' where a word would be expressed in terms of something else. For example, the ocean is 'the whale road', a battle is a 'raven offering' and a sword is a 'corpse hound'.

>>212237969
Yes, Sam likes them young.

>>212237974
nice one liner you fucking dork

>>212237982
more like
>why is this 18 year old acting like 11 year old

>>212237490
occam's razor denotes that they are just dumb, lazy and they don't care. that's it.

>>212237910
That’s basically what Abi did. She said she remembers boxxy and is a super old fag. She’s lying of course

new
>>212237881
>>212237881
>>212237881

my gf

>>212237973
i guess they must have just forgot that one camera then

>>212237602
it is

>>212237991
Same, none of it can really be linked back to me.

>>212238009
what 11 yo's do you associate with

>>212237982
this level of cringe is not seen in 18 year olds
maybe 11-12 year olds who discover chicken jockey memes and cant stop repeating them

>>212237999
holy fuck lmao

>>212237969
Yes, they obviously refuse to learn their lesson and its blatantly clear to everyone watching that fish getting drunk makes the show better almost always so theres absolutely no excuse for casting anyone under 21 or who doesn't drink.

And yet they keep doing it because Jet needs them young for his weird grooming shit. He literally only does the show to get egirl pussy how have you retards not figured that out yet.

>>212238043
Half of this thread for start.

You know its old motherfuckers thinking regular 18 year olds actually talk like this lmao

>>212237999
except those phrases are constructive in that they introduce imagery in the enterest of greater poetry, whereas zoomer euphemisms are obfuscatory and introduce no new imagery, and are used for the cowardly reason of wanting to avoid censorship without moving platforms

>>212238045
didn't she say she had friends that were in middle school?

>>212237633
Holy MDE-tard cope

The fish are already home. It's over. Sam knew this would happen from Day 1 and he still went with it to steal your money. He is a jewish pedo

>>212237560
wax bootyhole

>>212237633
fucking actually mutant-level retarded
when people post these, i always wonder what they look like

>>212238007
thanks

>>212237889
Can you not read nigger? They are rugpulling the stox so the prices drop and more people dump into the now lowered stox prices. Imagine this: Show comes back on, 20,000+ viewers on mainsite, and all the stox are sub 50 fishtokens. But then again, you're one of the retards I'm talking about so I can't imagine you'd understand. Let me guess, you found out about the show because of Joe Rogan?

>>212238032
Holy shit, you're actually retarded.

>>212238013
I always find it funny with zoomies try to pretend to be oldfags. Little niglet we all know you're culture-less swine. They have amogus and skibidi and they can keep it.

>>212237633
Yeah they gave up 5 days worth of TTS for $1000 worth of stoX volume

>>212238138
i pointed out the existence of a camera in the kitchen. you tried to dispute it and i backed it up with photographic evidence and now im retarded

good post, you won

>>212237633
Cool cope

>>212237513
SHIVVEW ME TIMBEWS

>>212238128
>coping this hard
Let it go, loser.

Didn't watch much of this season, can someone explain the STOX stuff for me? Could you cash them out during the season and did they rollover into the next season?

>>212238097
>>212238117
>>212238190

Indian bots out in force

>>212238264
Cope harder, saar

>>212238242
>People actually believe that if prod really fucked up they would publicly apologize for it

Smells like Joe Rogan, reddit and twitter in here

>>212238264
sorry bud, criticism is hard to take
next.

A single redditor btfo production

>>212238351
>inb4 "JET I KNEEL" posts when the show comes back up on Thursday

>>212238032
The prob. did set those up while the fish were in the bunker and before the cops came by

>>212238264
Samael Hyde can keep scamming his followers with snake oil supplements and half finished products as long as they are this retarded

Just read that excerpt out of How to BOMB the U.S. Govt. I don't understand. Aren't you supposed to hide the fact you're a pedophile. I would ask why did he think he could get away with that but he did lmao.