Thread 212235851

"I was just giving her a ride home!"

>>212235851 (OP)
He got framed.

>>212235851 (OP)
Wow, that was very nice of him to do.

>>212235851 (OP)
...on my dick!"

turns out, she was giving him a ride

>>212235851 (OP)
>I’d stop and talk to homeless people. I’d go to corners where there are prostitutes and give them $5,000 and $10,000 to go home and get off the street. … When I’m doing something charitable, I’m not doing it for publicity.
Yeah when I do kind things I don't go around announcing it. Also
>goes around giving homeless people 10k all night
>citation needed
Gee I wonder what's more likely, that Eddie used to go around with $500k in a suitcase throwing out piles of money to hookers and homeless, or that Eddie wanted some bussy?

let him cook

Look, if any of us were in his situation we'd be saying "looks like a girl to me"

>>212235851 (OP)
It was his heart medication. It fucked with his head.

>>212236114
it was a different time for sure. now i have to give every chick i meet a pussy inspection so i dont get duped by a troon

rape by deception

>>212235851 (OP)
He had to get it on.

>>212235851 (OP)
would desu

>>212236159
This. It's hard to get a clean swipe at their clam without them noticing but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

>>212235970
eddie has to have near a dozen kids, i think he'd just bang anything that looks close enough

>>212236114
until "she" pulls out "her" dick and you start sucking

>>212235970
>Eddie wanted some bussy
As a celebrity he should be able to get bussy extremely easily.

>>212236159
>it was a different time for sure.
how can anyone see eddie murphy and not realize hes gay? he knew what he was getting

>>212235851 (OP)
>cheats his hot wife with an ugly prostitute
He has the Hugh Grant syndrome