"I was just giving her a ride home!"

>her

>>212235851 (OP)
He got framed.

>>212235851 (OP)
Wow, that was very nice of him to do.

>>212235851 (OP)
...on my dick!"

turns out, she was giving him a ride

>>212235851 (OP)
>I’d stop and talk to homeless people. I’d go to corners where there are prostitutes and give them $5,000 and $10,000 to go home and get off the street. … When I’m doing something charitable, I’m not doing it for publicity.
Yeah when I do kind things I don't go around announcing it. Also
>goes around giving homeless people 10k all night
>citation needed
Gee I wonder what's more likely, that Eddie used to go around with $500k in a suitcase throwing out piles of money to hookers and homeless, or that Eddie wanted some bussy?

>>212235851 (OP)

let him cook

Look, if any of us were in his situation we'd be saying "looks like a girl to me"

>>212235851 (OP)
It was his heart medication. It fucked with his head.

>>212236114
it was a different time for sure. now i have to give every chick i meet a pussy inspection so i dont get duped by a troon

rape by deception

>>212235851 (OP)
He had to get it on.

>>212235851 (OP)
would desu

>>212236159
This. It's hard to get a clean swipe at their clam without them noticing but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

>>212235970
eddie has to have near a dozen kids, i think he'd just bang anything that looks close enough

>>212236114
until "she" pulls out "her" dick and you start sucking

>>212235970
>Eddie wanted some bussy
As a celebrity he should be able to get bussy extremely easily.

>>212236159
>it was a different time for sure.
how can anyone see eddie murphy and not realize hes gay? he knew what he was getting

>>212235851 (OP)
>cheats his hot wife with an ugly prostitute
He has the Hugh Grant syndrome