>They're fish shit now.

Fish dicks?

>>212238439 (OP)
I would happily go to the bottom of the ocean with Jim and we wouldn't implode because his equipment isn't made of cardboard and rivets.

>I like to dive to their corpses and release the pee compartment of my sub

>>212238439 (OP)
Based Jimbo

>>212238439 (OP)
It was hilarious that he immediately went on tv to basically call the guy who got turned into tomato paste a giant retard

>YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!

>>212238439 (OP)
>Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of STOCKTON RUSH, even any scantling of your soul is STOCKTON no more, but is now itself the sea!

>"I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did."

>His submersible is light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He descends in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Stockton. He is descending, descending. He says that he will never die.

>>212238439 (OP)

James Cameron has a special propriety relationship with the titanic and also the deep sea submersible community. He is probably upset that the titan foolish stunt is now forever linked with the titanic tragedy. Now when people watch the ending of his movie and rose throws the diamonds in the water they are going to imagine it landing on the titans view port which was never recovered.

>>212239496
I didn’t think about that. You’re probably right

Sub status?

>>212239496
And that's a good thing.
People need to obsessing and let the Titanic rest. It's been over 100 years.

>>212239723
plonked

>>212239496
And that's a good thing.
People need to stop obsessing and let the Titanic rest. It's been over 100 years.

>>212238946
based JC edition sea-dweller is based

>>212239842
> It's been over 100 years.
Retard
>Titanic 1996 ‧ Drama ‧ 2h 53m

>>212239723
worse condition than renner's penis. completely deleted from existence.

>>212239723
Pop goes the weasel

>>212239910
>literally from the last century
Fucking idiot

>>212239985
Yes but near the end of it when time was closer. 100 years ago would be somewhere around the 1940s

>“I turn my body from the sun. What ho, Paul-Henri! let me hear thy oui oui. Oh! ye three unsurrendered spires of mine; thou uncracked keel; and only god-bullied hull; thou firm deck, and haughty helm, and Pole-pointed prow,—death-glorious submersible! must ye then perish, and without me? Am I cut off from the last fond pride of meanest shipwrecked captains? Oh, lonely death on lonely life! Oh, now I feel my topmost greatness lies in my topmost grief. Ho, ho! from all your furthest bounds, pour ye now in, ye bold billows of my whole foregone life, and top this one piled comber of my death! Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering Titanic; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned Titanic! Thus, I give up the Logitech!”

>>212239910
>>212239985
>>212240029

>>212240029
How do they even let you type at the retard ranch

IIIIIIIIIII BELIEVE THAT MY HEAAAAART IS A THUMB!

>>212240029
>100 years ago would be somewhere around the 1940s
Great bait

>>212241425
Anon is clearly from the future where they've realized Earth's gravity has been gradually decreasing for the past sixty five million years, time is in fact moving ever faster, and the calendar has been overhauled accordingly.

>Cameron's actions in the immediate aftermath of the Titan disaster stirred up no shortage of controversy, as the Titanic director and enthusiast wasted little time in making several public statements regarding the vessel and its creators.
>More dramatically, a lawsuit filed by Rush's wife, Wendy, alleges that in the days after the disappearance of the Titan submersible, Cameron called their home phone several and played an audio clip of the acoustic recording later identified as the Titan imploding despite Wendy's requests not too.

>>212241722
And they still say there's no proof Rush threatened to sue him.

>>212241722
he also made it his ringtone

>>212241722
>When these attacks didn't have the intended demoralizing effect, Cameron mailed several packages to Rush's address labelled "important submarine evidence" but which were later found to contain human feces. Cameron later defended his actions in court by saying "uh oh stinky" several times.

>>212241722
>played an audio clip of the acoustic recording later identified as the Titan imploding despite Wendy's requests not too.

sorry that was me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b7I12a8Am0

>>212241907
What the article doesn't say is that he was grabbing his crotch while yelling directly at the victims' families, eyes bloodshot and yelling "uh oh stinky" until he was pulled away.

>Chris Nolan is a pathetic coward cuck for not showing japs mangled, melted and pulverized by the bombs.

>>212241907
>The acclaimed director then went on to protest the ceremony where Rush’s family was dedicating a memorial tombstone to his memory. Cameron reportedly held up signs that said GOD HATES FAGS and also STOCKTON RUSH WAS A FAG. His agent did not return a call requesting a statement.

>>212241926
That's it ? Boring

>>212240029
>100 years ago would be somewhere around the 1940s

Every time I think I've read the stupidest thing I possibly can on this board someone like you comes along.

>happened nearly two years ago
>multiple government agencies investigating
>several documentaries
Despite all that we still have no idea past random guessing as to what went wrong, it's fucking eerie

>>212242242
La di da you have a calendar very impressive, my mechanic has one too with your geriatric cancerous mother on every month with her cunt eyes crossed out

>>212242383
You mean, the sub had so many microfractures in it we don't know which one finally said, "fuck this gay shit," and ruptured.

>>212242383
its not a guess, the hull cracked and imploded

>>212238439 (OP)
they got too close to my titanic and had to be corrected......

>>212242383
>we still have no idea past random guessing as to what went wrong
Are you retarded?

>>212242383
>Despite all that we still have no idea past random guessing as to what went wrong, it's fucking eerie
It's actually pretty fucking obvious, the submarine hull was fatigued from undergoing the load cycling dive after dive. It wasn't properly designed or built to handle those forces (it actually wasn't even the carbon fiber, it was the retarded way they used it to construct the hull) so eventually all that accumulated material stress and damage caused a catastrophic failure, which at those depths inevitably means an implosion that begins and ends within a few hundredths of a second.
Nobody realized this because the sub was designed by college kids at a state school and third-rate engineers who couldn't find employment elsewhere.
Honestly two years is too fucking long IMO, let's move this story out of the public consciousness already so we can focus on more important stuff like discussing the male gaze in modern cinema.

>>212242504
It may stil be out there floating around with their starved bodies inside, very sad

>>212238526
Same, but only because Avatar 2 was a great time, scratched that 2000s blockbuster itch I assumed the movie was gonna suck but it rocked

>>212238439 (OP)
>oh you wanna knkw what i think

>>212242383
The main investigation hasn't concluded yet.

>>212238526
Would you go with Gaben? Sub won't implode but it might be too heavy to come back up

>>212238555
Anon there aren't any corpses

>>212239723
Gone like a sparrow's fart by the airport

>>212243236
'ick on 'ub

>>212239910
Holy dipshit, zoom zooms can't into history

>>212242383

The coast guard and the NTSB have not issued reports yet. But this guy from the coast guard hearing presents a leading theory that the failure was in the glue joint between the front titanium ring and the carbon hull. It could have been damaged by flexing when the titan was lifted out of the water or by water getting in and freezing when it was left outdoors during the winter. If you look at pics of the rings from the wreckage you can see that the whole C joint was sheered off and none of the carbon remains glued to the front ring.

https://youtu.be/LuGsJJ7xXcg

>>212243279
pretty wild how they set all those divers down without any skin

>>212242242
I honestly thought him citing the movie releasing 1996 was the dumbest thing I'd read on the board today, but I was just a little scroll away from the next bombshell

>>212243319
actually this has been debunked

>>212243279
If this happened why is this >>212242383 much of the hull still intact? Shouldn't the whole thing be crushed beyond recognition instead of half the side saying "Oceangate" easily readable?

I feel like there was some sabotage that went on and it blew up from the inside. Does anybody else see what I mean?

>>212243405
They're still breathing inside the air pocket. Explosions kill, not implosions.

Why didn't they hold their breath really hard and fight the pressure forces trying to pulverize them?

>>212240029
I unironically understand what you're saying and you're right. The other (you)s are midwits.

>>212243520
I am God's chosen retard

>>212243428
That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is the hull didn't completely fail like the simulation videos and people keep saying. One of the people onboard snuck an explosive onboard and blew it up from the inside

>>212243568
The rubik's cube might have broken apart and lodged in the baffles or the engine bay.

>>212243392
i just rebunked it sorry

>>212243392

well we do know that part of the hull and its contents was all smushed into the rear dome. They found parts of stocktons shirt among pulverized debris in there. While the forward dome was empty.

>>212243279
Could you survive this?

>>212243884
Only if I take out the witnesses too

>>212238439 (OP)
So how much air is remaining? They've got to be running out by now.

>>212243759
no you didn't shut up nerd

>>212243965
If they remained calm and slowed their heart rate they could still have months worth. Let's not give up hope

>>212243995
I'm not him but screw you pal

>>212243884
If I had been on that sub, it wouldn't have gone down like it did. Held up my hands against the walls to contain the pressure, start duct taping the inside of the hull to cover up cracks, etc. I wouldn't have just sat there and accepted it.

>>212243822
>supposedly explodes with the force of an atom bomb
>mostly intact, shirt okay
Uh huh....

>>212241722
>>212241907
>>212242100
Is this story Based? Yes, yes it is.

>>212243884
it would be very painful

>>212244063
My hero.

>>212243884
Me personally? Yea I could but I'm built different. Most people don't stand on business like I do

>>212243884
Break the window or open a hatch before it implodes. Ez pz.

>>212243405
Hunks of fiberglass and metal can still be intact, the fleshy people were cut to shreds instantly by a million powerwashers in every direction

>>212242383
I want Cameron to graffiti that shit, and add “ic II” after the name “Titan”

Am I the only one asking why they didn't have scuba tanks and wetsuits in case something like this happened? It seems impossible that no one is asking about this.

>>212238864
>now watch this dive

>>212244514
you are retarded, the pressure is too much for scuba

>>212244514
The scuba tanks would have crested too much electrical interference

>>212244625
infetterance? I hear about that from my supermeerkat friend.

>>212242242
He's referencing time contraction, where each passing year is shorter than the last. Time is moving faster, so it isn't accurate to say that 2010-2020 is the same length of time as, 2000-2010. Before that it evens out a bit, but here soon we will reach a point where the span of 10 years is more akin to the length of 3 years from 50 years ago.

>>212244731
I'm a she/her but yes I was.

>>212241831

>>212243405
That section isn't under differential pressure.

>>212243474
They were out of breath from jumping up to avoid injuries when sub hit the ocean's floor

>>212245173
but they released the boy and sea aids.

>>212245258
>boy and sea aids.

>>212244063
Based but you'd have to do all that in under a millisecond

>>212244514
You can't scuba dive at 10000 feet anon. You can't even exit the sub in 10 feet because it's sealed from the outside, you have to come aboard ship to get out

The first sub Stockton built had an escape hatch but he was too cheap to put one on the second sub. If they had an escape trunk, some of the crew would of survived. It's not worth pinching pennies on submarines.

>>212239910
exquisite bait

>>212243345
Nobody dove to the titanic anon

>>212244731
i'm trans BTW

>>212245258
It's buoyancy aides, you complete pebble brain.

>>212239910
>>Titanic was invented 100 years in 1996

>>212245436
If they had an escape hatch everyone would have died because the thing popped somewhere around 3000 meters deep. Subs don't have contingency plans. The deadliest service for US military men was the silent service because when things went wrong the entire crew died.

>>212245533
If they used the hatch they could have swam up, retard

>>212245553
I get you're just trolling but no one can just swim up from 3000 meters. The deepest scuba dives are at 40 meters

If a bomb was set off in the titan, would anything fly outwards? Is there the possibility that a bomb is pushing out but there's an equal pressure pushing back in?
If not would a bomb merely cause a crack and water would cause an implosion instantly instead.

>>212245611
The freediving WR is 1649m, why are you misinforming /tv/?

>>212245618
Anon just Google what a depth charge is

>>212239723
Vessel verdict?

>>212244568
Underrated

>>212245611
I'm built different. It's not clocking to you that I'd have swum out of that mess

>>212243279
what it feels like to chew 5 gum

>>212245611
People swim the english channel which is way more.

seems like a dumb move to not use the life boats

>>212245660
No it isn't, the deepest dives on record are 1750 feet (not meters) with helium tanks. Recreational diving caps at 40 meters and this was a recreational trip despite Stocktons jewing.

>>212245757
Cool b8 faggot

>>212242383
Is anyone there?

>>212239910
>1996
1997 actually

>>212245885
I've still never watched it.

>>212239723
S E A S O N E D

TIL

they made the first movie about the titanic 31 days after it sank

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saved_from_the_Titanic

>>212245917
There's spoilers all over this thread. The movie goes down well, and the ship does too.

>>212244085
>supposedly explodes with the force of an atom bomb
Literally never once claimed by anyone except absolute retards
The energy of the implosion was estimated at 50-100 MJ, which is equivalent to a few sticks of dynamite. Go watch some videos of any of your favorite jewish wars to see that there are indeed many fragments left over after an explosion that size.

>>212245770
The problem is that you're using DIVES, where you need to expend a ton of energy getting down that far. Since people float they'd just need to hold their breath and remain calm to minimize their oxygen usage and leg themselves float to the surface.

Now in all likelihood they'd still die since they didn't get training on how to manage their panic so its kind of a moot point

None of the people who died existed prior to dying.

>>212245953
They say at that atmosphere any air bubble is 10 million tsar bombas but like in Kiev so it's ultra bad.

>>212245611
nobody's saying they have to swim up 3000 meters, genius. if stockton wasn't such a han and egger he would've had scuba tanks for the crew. they could of waited on the titanic until the rescue sub picked them up.

>>212245948
Yeah I remember when it came out in the 7th grade and I just didn't want to watch it because it looked like a chick flick. I'm gonna see if I can go the rest of my life avoiding it because I'm so far in. It's gonna take all the inaction I can muster

>>212245997
You fucking idiot
it's "could have"

>>212245997
>more low effort b8

>>212246040
Please don't be rude, we're discussioning engineering.

>>212240029
>100 years ago would be somewhere around the 1940s
Is it even possible to get a better estimate than this?

>>212242100
>His agent did not return a call requesting a statement.
fucking lost

>>212242383
>what went wrong
It was a piece of shit that was reused way beyond its intended use case to begin with. What are you even talking about.

>>212245997
Yeah totally, I see no flaw in that logic

>>212246266
Thanks. Took a while but glad we settled on a mutually understood demarcation point for closing of our affairs.

>yeah dude it just sank randomly
>just totally imploded for no reason weird huh
>don't bother looking more into it haha

To all the anons b8ing about escape hatches just watch, I guarantee you there are anons who are so fucking retarded they’re going to start parroting that shit and legitimately thinking it could have been an actual solution.

>>212243279
was he made of dynamite?

>>212246349
This is science you're watching. Sit down and learn. Cabin fiber didn't work okay last time, so what shall we use this times?

>>212246312
>it's actually the fucking water that squeezed the sub super hard and not these tentacles perfectly adapted to squeeze its prey to death

>>212243279
I wonder if they felt anything

>>212246390
They say it's a gradual feeling of excitement and pleasure and then ejaculation but I dunno I've never done it

why didnt they just tie a really long rope to the submarine incase it got lost?

>>212246383
Not an escape hatch at 3,000m depth in the ocean, that’s for sure kek

>>212246450
Russia is buying all the rope. Slava Ukraini

>>212245965
No they would die because they are at levels of pressure that would kill them

>>212239723
Status....???

>"Ayo these sub niggas finna boutta got popped on!!!!"
>*Theatre explodes into laughter*
>"You aight, yt boy!" The shirtless shredded black guy flexing in the aisle yells
>"He cute" the entire row of fine shaniquas whispers as their seductive eyes roll over my fat green neetfrog body

>>212246349
I think we're already at that point

>>212246383
black box

>>212246349
Lmao, you are such a braindead goy. They clearly had some sort of escape plan. It was all just theatrics

>>212243236
Gabe's like 1/10th of the weight now, ozempic went through him hard

>>212246766
They parachuted to safety at the last second

>>212246349
>t. mainstream media kike shill

Sadly one of the people on board died.

>>212246390
Unlikely, the thing popped and 2 milliseconds later their brainstem were in a million pieces

Stockton should've had one of the test model subs dangling on a cable a few feet below the Titan. It would be the "canary in the coal mine" so to speak. If the test sub iimplodes, they could ascend immediadetly and save themselves. None of this would've happened.

Anon, I want to thank you for coming along on this dive, your confidence in this project is admirable. Foolish, but admirable. Alas, the acoustic monitoring system has confirmed the hull of this vessel will soon fail, and I'm afraid that the escape pod has only enough space for myself.

Do not fret though, in some ways I envy you. You shall go down in history as an intrepid explorer of the depths, while the public will likely tarnish my reputation as a result of these events. Nevertheless it is no matter, I have plenty of alternative identifies I can assume to continue my work. Once my pod reaches the surface and I'm safely aboard the surface ship we will call the coast guard to come survey the area. The items I've left aboard will certainly convince all that I have perished alongside you.

Goodbye Anon, you were a good friend.

>>212246390
Too fast. What you saw was trimmed down. The full one has the times. It collapsed faster than the brain's pain response time.

>>212247176
B8 needs to be believable retard

>>212247488
DAMN! He ain't going to be in Rush Hour 3

>>212247488
Why was Robbie Williams inside the sub?

>>212247526
>i don't want to pop, dj
>but you're taking me deep in the brine.

>>212242813
Anon that sub imploded with such force and speed that it would of created light and heat, I don’t think there would of been enough biological matter left to feed the local fish

>Rush offered Jay Bloom, an American businessman, two discounted tickets, intending for Bloom and his son to be on the excursion. Bloom, a billionaire, was offered a price of $150,000 per seat, rather than the full price of $250,000, with Rush claiming that it was "safer than crossing the street", but Bloom declined the offer due to his concerns about its safety.

>>212246383
I mean, obviously, you use pvc, it's what pool floaties are made of, which are basically the same as life preservers, which are used when a boat sinks, making them tougher than boats, so get to the hardware store and buy some pipes to start building an invincible submarine, and this tme we're using a Madkatz controller, it's got turbo, so if anything does go wrong, we just turbo back to the surface, everything's peaches and garlic, right? Safe as pistols, home with the missus.

>>212238946
jamie lynn camera son

>>212248073
lucky bastards