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>Question of the Day
What is the best filmic genre of all time and why is it Found Footage Horror?

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Anonymous No.212238762 >>212244753
Queen of /film/
Anonymous No.212238818 >>212238925
Erotic thriller is the most human of genres.
Anonymous No.212238861 >>212245089
>>212238737 (OP)
is that jav?
Anonymous No.212238925
>>212238818
Based
Anonymous No.212238949
>>212238204
TBWP is the best movie ever made because as a human your only win condition is to accumulate enough resources to live as you please. Everything else is cope. Art is a meme and you know it deep down. TBWP grossed $250 million from practically no budget. Using the internet in its infancy as a cheap, organic marketing campaign and three amateur actors who even filmed the whole thing for them. There isn't a bigger chad move in the history of cinema. Would you rather be Kubrick beating his little dick to the practical effects in 2001? Tarkovsky killing himself to make Stalker? Or would you prefer to get someone else to film a home movie on a Sony camcorder and make enough money to have your nuts in a hoe's mouth for the rest of your life. Exactly.
Anonymous No.212239002
>>212238737 (OP)
Jokester of /film/ and his Queen
>QOTD
Japanese people reminiscing about the past and adjusting to the rapidly accelerating westernization of their society.
Anonymous No.212239023 >>212239236
We're discussing Sarah Gadon kino over here
>>212238831
Anonymous No.212239120 >>212239152 >>212249512 >>212255197
reposting for anyone who cares. this is what I've got so far for the Eastern Europe chart:
Armenia
>Don Askarian
>Sergei Parajanov
>Artavazd Peleshian
Azerbaijan
>Hilal Baydarov
Belarus
>Nikita Lavretski
Estonia
>Grigori Kromanov
>Rainer Sarnet*
Georgia
>Tengiz Abuladze
>Georgiy Daneliya
>Otar Iosseliani
>Mikhail Kalatozov
>Alexandre Koberidze
>Giorgi Ovashvili
>Aleqsandre Rekhviashvili
>Giorgi Shengelaia
>Zaza Urushadze*
Kazakhstan
>Ardak Amirkulov
>Darezhan Omirbayev
>Yermek Shinarbayev
Kyrgyzstan
>Aktan Arym Kubat
>Marat Sarulu*
Latvia
>Vasili Mass
>Laila Pakalnina
Lithuania
>Sarunas Bartas
>Mantas Kvedaravicius
Moldova
>Otilia Babara
(cont.)
Anonymous No.212239152
>>212239120
Russia
one or multiple of the directors here are triggering 4chan's spam filter, so here they are in a pastebin
https://pastebin.com/QZVvcSdC
Tajikistan
>Jamshed Usmonov
Turkmenistan
>Ismail Sagir
Ukraine
>Oleksandr Dovzhenko
>Yurii Illienko
>Mikhail Kaufman
>Sergei Loznitsa
>Kira Muratova
>Myroslav Slaboshpytskyi
>Valentyn Vasyanovych*
>Dziga Vertov
>Oles Yanchuk
Uzbekistan
>Saodat Ismailova
Anonymous No.212239164 >>212239181
Shit thread already.
Anonymous No.212239181
>>212239164
It's just the pre-credits, give it time.
Anonymous No.212239193
>>212238737 (OP)
>QOD
I like films about people walking around, doing stuff, talking to each other.
Anonymous No.212239236 >>212239435 >>212239503 >>212249668
>>212239023
Today is CANADA DAY so everyone here is obligated to discuss their favorite Canadian films and actors.
Anonymous No.212239397 >>212239409
Anonymous No.212239409 >>212239651 >>212241070
>>212239397
shit movie
Anonymous No.212239435 >>212239443
>>212239236
My favorite Canadian film is Freddy Got Fingered and favorite actor is Tom Green.
>SURPRISE DADDY! WE'RE IN PAKISTAN!
>I THOUGHT WE COULD GO SOW SOME SOCCER BALLS TOGETHER!
Shouldn't you be getting ready for another shift at the soccer ball sowing factory instead of posting here?
Anonymous No.212239443
>>212239435
great movie
Anonymous No.212239503 >>212241044
>>212239236
I like the film Octavio Is Dead, starring the Canadian actress Sarah Gadon
Anonymous No.212239611 >>212239642 >>212239652 >>212239673 >>212239829 >>212240060 >>212240205 >>212240531 >>212240665 >>212240723 >>212240942 >>212241694 >>212241769
Hi Y'all, I'm doing research on queer culture and I just watched γŠι‘˜γ„!チェγƒͺγƒΌγƒœγƒΌγ‚€γ‚Ί directed by Todd Stephens which was recommended me by the r/TrueFilm as a good introduction to it. Can you folks give me some further recommendations as I've been told by the reddit website that you are very sophisticated and well versed in the subject of the queer film?
Anonymous No.212239642 >>212240430 >>212240853 >>212241044 >>212242313
>>212239611
Watch Octavio Is Dead, starring the Canadian actress Sarah Gadon
Anonymous No.212239651
>>212239409
>mfw
I thought it was the coolest shit ever back in 2012.
Anonymous No.212239652 >>212242530
>>212239611
Anonymous No.212239673
>>212239611
Queer, Moonlight, Weekend, A Single Man, Tropical Malady.
Anonymous No.212239829 >>212242530
>>212239611
Oy Vey! My Son is Gay!
Anonymous No.212240060 >>212242607
>>212239611
Paul Vecchiali's Encore.
Anonymous No.212240110 >>212240381
bro didn't include otar iosseliani + others, fuck this guy and everything he stands for
Anonymous No.212240205
>>212239611
Like Grains of Sand
Farewell Song
Love in the Big City
Anonymous No.212240218 >>212245089 >>212248854
>>212238737 (OP)
Need a few Noroi-tier films I haven't seen. Sadly I've probably seen most movies of this type
Anonymous No.212240334 >>212240434
>woman empowerment princess fantasy is about discovering her inner passive masochistic self
audiences demanded this!
Anonymous No.212240381
>>212240110
can you not read? Iosseliani is on there
Anonymous No.212240430
>>212239642
WOW
Anonymous No.212240434 >>212240503
>>212240334
I thought this was the one I made for a second
Anonymous No.212240503
>>212240434
are you me or are you (You)?
Anonymous No.212240531
>>212239611
Broken Pieces
My Beautiful Laundrette
Anonymous No.212240665
>>212239611
Bungee Jumping of Their Own
The Handmaiden
House of Hummingbird
Soulmate
Anonymous No.212240723
>>212239611
Anonymous No.212240727 >>212240749 >>212240774 >>212240853
Very funny that the anon asked for gay movies and the majority of the replies is asian films, really makes you think.
Anonymous No.212240749 >>212240832
>>212240727
Buck Breaking is not (yet) a classic
Anonymous No.212240771
I don't believe gays are real. I'm convinced they're just having us on.
Anonymous No.212240774
>>212240727
https://letterboxd.com/beanutbuttr/list/queer-asian-lgbt-films/
Anonymous No.212240832
>>212240749
maybe >for you
Anonymous No.212240853 >>212241044 >>212241125 >>212241175
>>212240727
Octavio Is Dead is technically a Canadian film, despite the director being Asian.
>>212239642
Anonymous No.212240885
we are all asian here (RCTA)
Anonymous No.212240942 >>212241110
>>212239611
Anonymous No.212241044
>>212240853
>>212239642
>>212239503
ABSOLUTE KINO
Anonymous No.212241070 >>212241601
>>212239409
it was kino, you're just a faggot
Anonymous No.212241110 >>212246185
>>212240942
there's like 500 versions of this, which one is the good one?
Anonymous No.212241125 >>212241293
>>212240853
>Shota queen Sarah Gadon.
Anonymous No.212241170 >>212241257 >>212241263 >>212241281
>some homophobe comes in and ironically asks for gay movies as a way to call /film/ gay as a pejorative
>gets a ton of unironic recommendations
really makes you think
Anonymous No.212241175 >>212241518
>>212240853
Do you masturbate to the brief anal sex scene?
Anonymous No.212241257
>>212241170
But in Octavio Is Dead, Sarah Gadon is only pretending to be a gay twink.
Anonymous No.212241263 >>212241461
>>212241170
the majority of the responses seem to be ironic to me or from the /kdg/tard
Anonymous No.212241281
>>212241170
He's the one who looks like a faggot now, sincerity trumps irony yet again.
Anonymous No.212241293 >>212241380
>>212241125
I hate how I thought the same exact thing.
Anonymous No.212241342
Ok it turns out Ozu isn't a bad film maker, I just don't like Tokyo Story because it makes me angry
Anonymous No.212241380
>>212241293
The internet has destroyed our brains.
Anonymous No.212241461
>>212241263
Anonymous No.212241511 >>212242406
>>212237675
I was talking about Big Trouble in Little China
Anonymous No.212241518 >>212241694 >>212248003
>>212241175
I don't like seeing Sarah Gadon in pain
Anonymous No.212241601
>>212241070
This. I never realized Sally Field's granddaughter could act tbqh
Anonymous No.212241694
>>212239611
Paris is Burning. Keep a vomit bag ready

>>212241518
She must have thought he had vitiligo and got upset upon feeling his twp
Anonymous No.212241735 >>212242029
Whoever said Halloween is a 1/5 is mentally challenged.
Anonymous No.212241769 >>212242453
>>212239611
You're trying way too hard, and it's not funny.
Anonymous No.212242029 >>212242064 >>212242069 >>212242182
>>212241735
I said it was a 3/5, but would be a 1/5 if it didn't have the iconic villain and suburban aesthetic which is all that it is good for. It's absolutely terrible as a thriller and horror movie, atrocious pacing that is completely predicated by the 45 minute mark. The fact that anon thought it was remotely close to The Thing is absurd delusion, so much so that The Ward is just a remake of Halloween with more originality and better technology and thus better.
Anonymous No.212242064 >>212242131
>>212242029
Stop repeating yourself, you're filtered, that's fine.
Anonymous No.212242069 >>212242234 >>212242501
>>212242029
predictable not predicated*

1. The Thing 5/5
2. The Ward 4/5
3. They Live 4/5
4. Prince of Darkness 4/5
5. Big Trouble in Little China 4/5
6. Starman 4/5
7. Escape From New York 4/5
8. Escape From LA 3/5
9. Halloween 2 3/5
10. The Fog 3/5
11. Halloween 3/5
12. Memoirs of an Invisible Man 2/5
13. Assault on Precinct 13 2/5
14. Ghosts of Mars 2/5
15. Vampires 2/5
16. Village of the Damned 2/5
17. Mouth of Madness 2/5
Anonymous No.212242131 >>212242282
>>212242064
He literally mentioned it, don't bring it back up if you don't want a response. There's nothing to get filtered by it's a poorly made thriller that has good music and a cool suburban look. That's about it, it's better as a desktop, Halloween costume, and song than an actual movie.
Anonymous No.212242182 >>212242361
>>212242029
The Thing = overrated, IMDBcore, Snakepliskencore, but worse
Halloween = based and redpilled, iconic, violence against womencore, but better
Anonymous No.212242234 >>212242361
>>212242069
>17. Mouth of Madness 2/5
Anonymous No.212242282 >>212242361
>>212242131
Nigga, you got filtered, just accept it.
Anonymous No.212242313
>>212239642
Wow looks kino
Anonymous No.212242361 >>212242469 >>212242501
>>212242182
Oh okay so you don't have any argument and have made this headcanon that a pseudo-feminist movie written and prdouced by a woman that is an absolutely terrible film pacing wise is somehow good because you imagined that it was "based." Got it.

>>212242282
Nothing to get filtered by.

>>212242234
His 90s-2000s period is a trainwreck.
Anonymous No.212242406
>>212241511
It's just proto They Live and They Live isn't better than The Thing.
Anonymous No.212242453 >>212242530 >>212242584 >>212242607
>>212241769
Sad how it is obviously bait yet it got a dozen replies.
Anonymous No.212242469 >>212242517
>>212242361
But what makes Halloween based is the violence against women, anon. Again, you get filtered by your own misoginy, but now ironically.
Anonymous No.212242501 >>212242835
>>212242069
>>212242361
Carpenter wishes he was Cronenberg
Anonymous No.212242517 >>212242633
>>212242469
No, I don't care that it was for or against women, I care that it had terrible pacing.
Anonymous No.212242530 >>212242607
>>212242453
I would just like to say that my two replies were obviously ironic because I recognized the post as bait
>>212239652
>>212239829
Anonymous No.212242584
>>212242453
My problem with it is that it was shitty bait.
Anonymous No.212242607
>>212242453
>>212242530
My reply was 100% sincere, >>212240060
Anonymous No.212242633 >>212242751 >>212242886
>>212242517
You didn't say that earlier on that incel coded reply, anon... we respect women in here.
Anonymous No.212242650
I got a date with destiny right now, /film/, wish me luck.
Anonymous No.212242684 >>212242773
>mystical movie about chinatown
>just proto they live lmao
Anonymous No.212242751 >>212242812
>>212242633
Glad to hear it. It's nice to feel welcomed. Sometimes it's a bit of a boy's club around films. Anybody see portrait of a girl in flames?
Anonymous No.212242773 >>212242882
>>212242684
Anon, i think you're the retarded one here, they're almost the same western film but dressed different, like many such cases with Carpenter.
Anonymous No.212242812 >>212242858 >>212242860
>>212242751
You're not a woman you fucking liar.
Anonymous No.212242835 >>212243544
>>212242501
1. Cosmopolis 5/5
2. Dangerous Method 5/5
3. Naked Lunch 5/5
4. Existenz 4/5
5. Crimes of the Future 4/5
6. Eastern Promises 4/5
7. Spider 4/5
8. Crash 4/5
9. The Fly 4/5
10. Videodrome 4/5
11. The Brood 4/5
12. Scanners 4/5
13. Dead Ringers 4/5
14. M Butterfly 4/5
15. The Dead Zone 3/5
16. Shrouds 3/5
17. Maps to the Stars 3/5
18. History of Violence 3/5
Anonymous No.212242858
>>212242812
Stop assuming her gender, you mysoginist incel!
Anonymous No.212242859
>>212238737 (OP)
I just finished Let the Right One In, and holy shit was that boring. A couple memorable shots, but the characters had zero depth and the core connection between the two kids is entirely unearned and did nothing for me.
Anonymous No.212242860 >>212242926
>>212242812
We're here to discuss bodies of work, not how my body works. :)
Anonymous No.212242882 >>212242913
>>212242773
I genuinely think you have autism
Anonymous No.212242886
>>212242633
I said that your headcanon that it's somehow based and redpilled when it is ostensibly a feminist film and written by a woman is just not true. Not that it's bad because it's not based and redpilled.
Anonymous No.212242913
>>212242882
You're blind.
Anonymous No.212242926 >>212242981 >>212243085 >>212243702 >>212244017
>>212242860
Woah, a smart woman who loves cinema? Where are you from?
Anonymous No.212242960 >>212243018
>212242913
Ironic
Anonymous No.212242981 >>212243011
>>212242926
How do you know she (male) is smart.
Anonymous No.212243011
>>212242981
The play on words was smart and original? You don't get her pun?
Anonymous No.212243018
>>212242960
It's literally the same film, you are delusional.
Anonymous No.212243085 >>212243117 >>212243447
>>212242926
Thank you! :) I'm from eastern europe. I do love cinema, what movies do you like?
Anonymous No.212243117
>>212243085
Only JAV nowadays.
Anonymous No.212243204 >>212243286
This was a better version of The Thing.
Anonymous No.212243286 >>212243329
>>212243204
I have a better version of The Thing in my hands right now.
Anonymous No.212243329 >>212243438
>>212243286
photographic evidence?
Anonymous No.212243438
>>212243329
Yeah:
.I.
What do you think? Do you think I'm a sexy beast of a man?
Anonymous No.212243447 >>212243514
>>212243085
Only the usuals Wildly Available 1996, Over the Edge, Murder One Seasons 1-2, The Dead Center, Lovely Molly. And yourself?
Anonymous No.212243514
>>212243447
I do not know any of those. I will have to look for them on the imdb! :D
Where are you from sorry?
I recently saw The Piano, very beautiful and poetry.
Anonymous No.212243544 >>212246275 >>212248804
>>212242835
Maps To The Stars should be at the top with Cosmopolis and Dangerous Method. All three have Sarah Gadon
Anonymous No.212243554 >>212243651 >>212244948
>role-playing as a female
just how low can a nigga get to?
Anonymous No.212243582
Niggas are hoping on IMDB now...
Anonymous No.212243651 >>212243671
>>212243554
/film/ has always been beyond shameful.
Anonymous No.212243671 >>212243742
>>212243651
I used to do it myself
Anonymous No.212243702 >>212243870
>>212242926
Costa Rica.
Anonymous No.212243742 >>212243853 >>212244896
>>212243671
Tell us about it.
Anonymous No.212243853
>>212243742
Discord, lots of co-streaming porn with my JOP (jerk-off partner), I would call myself Sally Sexler and he was Cathleen Steele, PhDD
Anonymous No.212243870
>>212243702
From belligerent schizo tranny to literally Griffisu... I've always been the best.
Anonymous No.212244017
>>212242926
>a smart woman who loves cinema? Where are you from?
Sarah Gadon is from Canada.
Dingo !rJvyh883Rg No.212244195 >>212244225
I'm stout and I'm a man I could use some Slavic Pussy myself.
Anonymous No.212244225
>>212244195
No one fucking cares dude filtered mogged by anon and hopefully this serves as a valuable lesson about what to post on the internet
Dingo !rJvyh883Rg No.212244239
I'm a hound dog when it comes to puss, I stick my tongue in there and lick like it's the fourth of July. Just give me a time, give me a place and I will get over there and lick like a Dog without a bone. I am a stout man, I had sex with the fat girl several days ago, and I will have sex again. I work as an office work, I am binging Bob's Burgers and I am 5 ft 8 180 lbs and Stout.
Dingo !rJvyh883Rg No.212244282
Seems I have a rival or a detractor. You are no match for me, an office worker.
Anonymous No.212244390
/stout/
Costa Rica SeΓ±or !JRkwapAotg No.212244439 >>212244476
Si
Anonymous No.212244476
>>212244439
What do you call a spanish nudist?
Senor Pene
Anonymous No.212244753 >>212244792 >>212249668 >>212253921
Funniest thread in a while, I'm chuckling ova here!
>>212238762
To (You), specifically, my lover, I present: Rita la zanzara (1966)
I kept thinking of you throughout this sequence of equidistant pictures. It's such a delight! Silly, lighthearted, nice songs, a charming star, and a gay David Bowie Marcello Mastroianni.
Going off your ten favorites, you may get something out of this sequence of equidistant pictures.
Anonymous No.212244792
>>212244753
The gay David Bowie Marcello Mastroianni in question.
Anonymous No.212244896 >>212244911
>>212243742
I did a long time ago once during summer vacation. I wanted to troll a group on Facebook called "Most Beautiful Teens" and it was an absolute blast with many jimmies rustled every night. I even ended up meeting some long-term friends through trolling popularity contests when I privately told them it was a fake profile. I made music with one dude who could very well still post on /tv/.
Also it wasn't sexual or involved roleplay. I just needed to hide my identity and knew everyone would be more receptive to my posts if they came from a moderately attractive tumblr chick in her 20s instead of some 15 year old dweeb. Kinda like how some people attach pictures of their favorite actresses to their posts………. go figure
Anonymous No.212244911 >>212245554
>>212244896
Oh my god it's you.
Anonymous No.212244948 >>212244989
>>212243554
In the film Octavio Is Dead, Sarah Gadon pretends to be a gay man!
Anonymous No.212244989 >>212245081
>>212244948
>Pretends to be a gay man
>Goes right in the closet
Anonymous No.212245081 >>212245100
>>212244989
Sarah Gadon once pretend to be a gay man and went right into a closet in the film Octavio Is Dead!
Anonymous No.212245089 >>212259966
>>212238737 (OP)
>Noroi
Honestly, one of the worst films i've ever seen in 44 years of watching them.
>>212238861
The acting is worse than a JAV
>>212240218
The director has made about 400 near identical movies. Just watch those.
Anonymous No.212245100 >>212245334
>>212245081
I don't believe you.
Anonymous No.212245334 >>212245395 >>212253921
>>212245100
Anonymous No.212245395
>>212245334
Peter Sellars in
The boy who's crying wolf, I tell ya
Anonymous No.212245554 >>212245586
>>212244911
It all makes sense now. I should reach out and see if my buddy frequents /tv/ anymore lol he recommended I listen to Roller way back then given KC was always in discussion.
Anonymous No.212245586 >>212245646
>>212245554
It's me, retard.
Anonymous No.212245596 >>212245768 >>212245909
If any films you love have a score exceeding a 3.5, or have logged by more than 10k users on trannyboxd you are an enemy of art and have submitted yourself to capeshit. sorry, I don’t make the rules.
Anonymous No.212245646 >>212245691
>>212245586
Right… prove it by telling me the Hopsin inside joke we used to make.
Anonymous No.212245684 >>212246034
Join us in the Canada Day thread!

>>212245581
>>212245581
>>212245581
Anonymous No.212245691 >>212246423
>>212245646
You tell me the one about your cock being huge and how we're really good friends first. Also remind me of my full name again.
Anonymous No.212245768
>>212245596
I have 6 movies logged with under 100 ratings
Anonymous No.212245909
>>212245596
>noooo can't enjoy things because they are popular nooo it's not sekrit nooo
grow up son
Anonymous No.212245958
nice
Anonymous No.212246034
>>212245684
Based

>>>/wsg/5913172
>>>/wsg/5913172
>>>/wsg/5913172
Anonymous No.212246150 >>212246239
Gadonfag putting in some work with the spam...
Anonymous No.212246165
Why does Ozu focus on faces so much?
It makes me uncomfortable
Anonymous No.212246185
>>212241110
the Golan/Globus one ofc
/film/ is Cannon
Anonymous No.212246239 >>212246270
>>212246150
Many people post Sarah Gadon
Anonymous No.212246270
>>212246239
She finds it very cute that you do that!
- Her agent
Anonymous No.212246275 >>212248804
>>212243544
Anonymous No.212246423 >>212246506 >>212246638 >>212246710
>>212245691
You aren't even trying anymore, Costacuck.
Anonymous No.212246506 >>212246779
>>212246423
Whatever that is
Anonymous No.212246638 >>212247003
>>212246423
Because that wasn't me. Keep hatin' while I drive my Bugatti and fuck your bitch.
Anonymous No.212246710 >>212246779
>>212246423
Who's the real Costa? Maybe you should aim for the middle one.
Anonymous No.212246779
>>212246506
Post my initials or something. I just have an incredibly hard time believing it's you.

>>212246710
I'm just shotgun blasting now. Crossfire imminent.
Anonymous No.212247003
>>212246638
Sarah Gadon drives a Porsche
Anonymous No.212247006 >>212247153
>>212238737 (OP)
>QOTD
baroque oneiric folklore maximalism
Anonymous No.212247130 >>212247285
I'm so joyful right now, i just wanna say i love you guys.
Anonymous No.212247153
>>212247006
cute
Anonymous No.212247285 >>212247346
>>212247130
I love you too. I'm a transwoman by the way.
Anonymous No.212247346 >>212248026
>>212247285
I don't care what you are, i just care you're on /film/, and if you're on /film/ i love you.
Anonymous No.212248003
>>212241518
>I don't like seeing Sarah Gadon in pain
That's funny, 'cause that that's the only way I like seeing her.
Anonymous No.212248026
>>212247346
Based wholesomeanon. All Lives Matter and Love Wins. Most importantly, never give up on yourself. Time heals all wounds, this too shall pass.
Anonymous No.212248642 >>212248705 >>212248798 >>212249894 >>212250743 >>212258630
What's the longest you've procrastinated watching a film? Just realized I've been putting off leon the professional for 5 years now.
Anonymous No.212248705 >>212248743 >>212248824
>>212248642
Either Henry & June or Savage Grace.
Anonymous No.212248743
>>212248705
Forgot to mention it's been a decade but I'm this close to finally saying fuck it and actually watching them.
Anonymous No.212248798 >>212248833
>>212248642
I have stuff saved on DVD-Rs dating to 2007 i haven't watched yet, i saw Ken Russell's The Rainbow a couple of weeks ago, i had downloaded it in april of 2008.
Anonymous No.212248804
>>212243544
>>212246275
I raise
Anonymous No.212248824
>>212248705
>Savage Grace.
This one gives me a raging boner.
Anonymous No.212248833
>>212248798
>Ken Russell
Based
Anonymous No.212248854 >>212259942
>>212240218
Afflicted (2013) is a gem for found footage and not really acknowledge. Same slow burn shit
Anonymous No.212248901 >>212249026 >>212249297
Geneviève Bujold>>>>>>>repulsive dogfuckers G*don and F*x
Anonymous No.212249026 >>212249206
>>212248901
Nobody will disagree here, also i need to watch that.
Anonymous No.212249206 >>212249228
>>212249026
It's free on youtube
https://youtu.be/sZeLASJK2qc?si=_1cAOZnrr95i8X9h
And another waifu kino as a bonus ;)
https://youtu.be/l93Uia-SUkk?si=3087Um8VLpFMDAYk
Anonymous No.212249228
>>212249206
Thanks but i already have it downloaded.
Anonymous No.212249297 >>212249381
>>212248901
Where does one meet girls of this physical persuasion?
Anonymous No.212249381 >>212249609
>>212249297
Got two giving me some action rn... come to my plex and watch a movie... or two.
Anonymous No.212249512 >>212249538 >>212251212
>>212239120
+ Henrik Malyan for Armenia
+ Leida Laius, Kaljo Kisk for Estonia
+ Lana Gogoberidze for Georgia
+ Melis Ubukeyev, Tolomush Okeyev, Bolotbek Shamshiyev for Kyrgyzstan
+ Vytautas Zalakevicius, Arunas Zebriunas for Lithuania
+ Emile Loteanu for Moldova (maybe)
+ Khodzhakuli Narliyev for Turkmenistan
+ Leonid Osyka for Ukraine
+ Ali Khamraev for Uzbekistan

These are all Soviet era directors. I'll look over the Russian list later or tomorrow
Anonymous No.212249538 >>212249650
>>212249512
Thanks for the big list of shit I'll never watch
Anonymous No.212249609
>>212249381
I wouldn't watch promises written in water even if there really were two hot girls blowing me the whole film. Sorry vince!
Anonymous No.212249650 >>212249685
>>212249538
I know who you are and the cartel are one phonecall away from you.
Anonymous No.212249668
>>212238737 (OP)
It's actually sexy, beachy, French Slice of Life for obvious reasons.

>>212239236
Careful (1992)

>>212244753
Thank(You). Onto the list it goes.
Anonymous No.212249685
>>212249650
Cartel agent here: I won't do shit. Go on with your day, anon.
Anonymous No.212249848
We're all cartel members here.
Anonymous No.212249889
We're all running killing camps and murdering civilians there here.
Anonymous No.212249894 >>212249918 >>212249919
>>212248642
The oldest film on my watchlist is Promises Written in Water
Anonymous No.212249918
>>212249894
*The film on my watchlist for the longest is
Anonymous No.212249919 >>212249977
>>212249894
That's not procrastination since it's impossible to watch it. Only a demi-god like Vince can lay their eyes on it.
Anonymous No.212249977 >>212250063
>>212249919
I've been putting off breaking into his residence to obtain a copy.
Anonymous No.212250004
>Only a demi-god like Vince can lay their eyes on it.
Anonymous No.212250017 >>212250088
On the other hand, A Story Written in Water is freely available for anyone to see
Anonymous No.212250063 >>212250079
>>212249977
Get to it already, we're getting tired of waiting.
Anonymous No.212250079 >>212250124
>>212250063
>he thinks I'm gonna leak it
heh
Anonymous No.212250088
>>212250017
>"Kiju"
>Not the proper Yoshishige
Disrespectfur.
Anonymous No.212250124
>>212250079
You bloody bastard, you are the fucking!
Anonymous No.212250743 >>212252593 >>212260367
>>212248642
I've had it downloaded since like 2008
Anonymous No.212251027 >>212251219
I'll try to watch A TOUCH OF EVIL (1958) while touching myself for 1:50:47, wish me luck.
Anonymous No.212251212
>>212249512
thanks for the suggestions
Anonymous No.212251219
>>212251027
I permit you to masturbate to marlene dietrich, but janet leigh is off limits.
Anonymous No.212251507 >>212251825 >>212251996 >>212252173
Wondrous news /film/!!!

We have finally found out why our beloved Sarah Gadon was recently spotted in Montana!
Anonymous No.212251825 >>212251965 >>212251996
>>212251507
I hope she gets mauled by a bear or large cat of some sort.
Anonymous No.212251965 >>212251993
>>212251825
Many people wish agonizing, brutal death on Sarah Gadon.
Anonymous No.212251993
>>212251965
hey! dat sound like me!
Anonymous No.212251996 >>212252131 >>212252182
>>212251825
Silence coalburner cuck
>>212251507
Sarah Gadon is acting in her first WESTERN kino!!! Its called FLINT, based on the novel by Louis L'Amour!

>James Kettleman returns to the New Mexico frontier he once fled, taking the name of the notorious killer who raised him. In the crosshairs of a range war involving a female rancher, he is forced to decide what his ultimate legacy will be.
Anonymous No.212252131 >>212252620
>>212251996
I think I found the perfect job for Alec Baldwin's ex-armorer.
Anonymous No.212252173 >>212252596
>>212251507
She's raising up a crop of dental floss?
Anonymous No.212252182 >>212252429
>>212251996
I hope Sarah Gadon gets scalped by injuns or something here.
Anonymous No.212252429
>>212252182
Inshallah
Anonymous No.212252593 >>212260292 >>212260367
>>212250743
same except for me it was the entire trilogy
might just end up watching the first one tonight
Anonymous No.212252596 >>212253013 >>212260028
>>212252173
BTW, Rest in Piss Jimmy Swaggart!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hQqzcTSwiM
Anonymous No.212252620
>>212252131
Kek. Return of the based acid tongue.
Anonymous No.212252810
>Iranian film won at Cannes film fest this year
>Iran get leveled soon after
This didn't happen in the 90's when Kiarostami won Grand Prix
Anonymous No.212253013 >>212253473 >>212255037
>>212252596
https://youtu.be/zfsHUmpuTSs
This is even better than that one. I like how i only know about this guy because of the Zappa songs.
Anonymous No.212253473
>>212253013
Kek. I hope Frank made an appearance as ol' Jimmy's life flashed before his eyes.
>I like how i only know about this guy because of the Zappa songs
Same. Probably the only thing really redeeming about him.
Anonymous No.212253921
>>212244753
>>212245334
>get shitfaced
>watch Rita belt out Remember Me
>cry
>repeat
https://youtu.be/fkKILeTRPeA
Anonymous No.212254124 >>212254208
Stout
Anonymous No.212254208 >>212254339
>>212254124
Anonymous No.212254339
>>212254208
That actress is not chopping that wood, dishonest cinema.
Anonymous No.212254358 >>212254427 >>212254532 >>212254886
I saw a vinyl for the soundtrack of Cat People while thrifting today. Everywhere I go I'm reminded of /film/. My mind is so messed up, I can hardly do nothin'!
Anonymous No.212254427
>>212254358
Did you get it?
I have the Koyaanisqatsi and Lawrence of Arabia soundtracks on vinyl
Anonymous No.212254447 >>212254628
>>212238737 (OP)
Found Footage is the absolute worst genre because a film gets rewarded for being bad. The worse it is in quality the more "real" it looks and feels. It's the absolute lowest than the medium of cinema can sink.
Anonymous No.212254532
>>212254358
Which Cat People?
Anonymous No.212254574 >>212254628
I hate when people say they can't watch Martyrs because "it's too fucked up." If it released now, in the era of bleak and nihilistic endings, it would be hailed as a must see A24 masterpiece.
Anonymous No.212254628 >>212254842
>>212254447
You got filtered by reality.

>>212254574
Nah, it would get cancelled unironically. The film is actually too fucked up in the way that those eroguro movies from the 90s were in Japan. Just waxing philosophical about pain while exploiting it visually for pervs and curious retards.
Anonymous No.212254842 >>212254899
>>212254628
>Pervs
There is no sexual abuse. I get why the substance of the movie goes over your head, explains why you like found footage crapola lel
Anonymous No.212254886
>>212254358
I saw the Close-Up soundtrack vinyl that came with the poster once, i wanted to buy the poster but the guy didn't want to sell it to me, it was out of the record and on the wall at the shop.
Anonymous No.212254899 >>212255363
>>212254842
Found footage horror is one of my least favorite genres, bottom 5 for sure.
Btw, there is no need for abuse for a movie to appeal to pervs. You ever wonder why some killers just enjoy killing without having sex with their victims?
Anonymous No.212254910 >>212254940
Any movie could've been made at any time.
Anonymous No.212254940 >>212254966
>>212254910
except Blazing Saddles
Anonymous No.212254966
>>212254940
You could still make that today, because Mel Brooks is still alive.
Anonymous No.212254982
Thread felt oddly like /hor/ for a second there…
Anonymous No.212255037 >>212255366
>>212253013
>Zappa '88: The Last U.S. Show
For some reason I thought he only toured europe that year
Anonymous No.212255197
>>212239120
Arvo Kruusement for Estonia imo, Kevade and the following 2(3) films are properly lovely
Anonymous No.212255363 >>212255888
>>212254899
Because those killers attribute the killing of their designated victim to be more orgasmic than having a real orgasm. You can't compare the actions of serial killers to anything than mental deviancy.
Anonymous No.212255366 >>212256968
>>212255037
No, like every tour he started in the U.S., then went to Europe, then there was the whole band mutiny against Scott Thunes so he decided to end the band.
Anonymous No.212255888
>>212255363
Yeah, I guess. Sadism can obtain pleasure from others' pain, and that in itself is pervs' land imo.
Anonymous No.212256486
We're all guessing here.
Anonymous No.212256968 >>212257301 >>212258008
>>212255366
Not that anon but I've seen Scott Thunes post on the Zappa subreddit before talking to fans. Mind explaining what happened with the band exactly? I never looked into it.
Anonymous No.212257301 >>212258008 >>212259304
>>212256968
From everything that i've read and interviews i've seen, everybody in the band except for Mike Keneally, and Zappa himself, fucking hated Scott in 1988, the jazz guys especially (the horn section), and they all resented that Scott was the clonemeister (the guy in the band Zappa would put in charge of running the rehearsals), he had a punk attitude and was a younger guy and they didn't like that, it got to the point where they gave Zappa an ultimatum, they wouldn't come back if Scott wasn't fired, so Zappa said fuck that and disbanded, cancelling the 1989 tour. It should be also noted that the 88 tour was his most expensive tour and i believe he ended up losing more money than making it, so i'm sure that played a factor, anyway little would it matter as he would be diagnosed with cancer later in 1989.

I've also read Morgan Argren say that around the time of his cancer diagnosis he was talking about maybe starting a new band, with Mats/Morgan on keyboards and drums, Keneally on guitar, and Scott on bass, that would've been really cool.
Anonymous No.212258008 >>212258101 >>212258137 >>212258758 >>212259304
>>212256968
>>212257301
Be that as it may, I think the crux of the biscuit is that scott was/is a bitchy drama queen the other guys simply couldn't stand. Here's something from his youtube channel. I don't quite remember the pre-edited comment he flipped out on, but it was a very mild remark about the choice of arrangement his daughter used for lucille has messed my mind up. A real nut case.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z02toM2RVl4
Anonymous No.212258101
>>212258008
He has schizophrenia and BPD unfortunately.
Anonymous No.212258137 >>212258459 >>212258630 >>212259168
>>212258008
Honestly that just reads like a boomer reacting to any criticism, i've seen many such cases.

I'm not "taking his side" btw, if pretty much the entire band can't stand you odds are you're a douche. An amazing bassist though, some of his choices under Frank's solos are just beautiful, i have him second only to Arthur Barrow as Zappa bassists go.
Anonymous No.212258459 >>212258539 >>212258569
>>212258137
"If everyone hates you, you're the problem", uhmm, nope, it never works like that. In this world the inferior always hate the superior for being better than them. I hope they all die.
Anonymous No.212258539 >>212258651
>>212258459
>In this world the inferior always hate the superior for being better than them
How do you know that the superior are the minority though?
Anonymous No.212258569
>>212258459
True every time. Everyone hates the CEO, the weak fear the strong. I'm 9 foot, 1000 lbs, I've broken the last six condoms I tried on, nearly took the store clerks eye out
Anonymous No.212258630
>>212248642
I've put off watching Taiga for about that long. I keep rationalizing that it's more efficient to watch multiple shorter joints in its stead.

>>212258137
>i have him second only to Arthur Barrow
Bas(s)ed.
Anonymous No.212258651 >>212258706 >>212258758
>>212258539
It's obvious, the inferior are so illogical that they always give up to group thought, for they can't think. They are useless, talentless, worthless scum without discipline or morality, and are evil because of it. They hide in groups because they don't have what it takes to do things on their own.
Anonymous No.212258706
>>212258651
>useless, talentless,
You certainly can't say this in this case at least.
Anonymous No.212258758 >>212258871
>>212258651
>It's obvious
So sell me on how minority man Scott Thunes is better than the rest of the '88 band and that's why they hated him and not shit like this >>212258008
Anonymous No.212258871 >>212258973
>>212258758
Bass guitar is a joke. Upright bass or you have 0 talent.
Anonymous No.212258973 >>212259009 >>212259047
>>212258871
Weak bait.
Anonymous No.212259009 >>212259247
>>212258973
Even fretless bass guitars are just as easy so it slots in with fretted electric bass guitars, a joke instrument like a toy piano or a glockenspiel.
Anonymous No.212259047 >>212259192
>>212258973
You can't
>double stop
>smoothly legato on a string
>use a bow
You can
>play a vastly simplified electric guitar (also a joke instrument)
Anonymous No.212259168
>>212258137
Fair enough. I always liked tom fowler the most personally. Though I do still think scott is a teenage girl at heart.
Anonymous No.212259192 >>212259269
>>212259047
>Electric guitar, bass guitar
>joke instruments
Bet you must play an instrument yourself, or not, because these are some S tier retarded takes.
Anonymous No.212259247 >>212259269
>>212259009
>easy
You don't understand music or art and i'll not continue this conversation.
Anonymous No.212259269 >>212259384 >>212259388 >>212259411
>>212259192
I play many instruments.
They are shitty instruments made to be loud. A classical guitar is barely refined enough to play real music.
>>212259247
Okay, enjoy your "bands", I'll enjoy my composers.
Anonymous No.212259274 >>212259328
I've been avoiding Janet Leigh movies because I'm too attracted to her. Movies for this feel?
Anonymous No.212259304
>>212257301
>>212258008
Thanks guys :)
Anonymous No.212259328 >>212259341
>>212259274
Any Howard Hughes joint
Anonymous No.212259340
Electrically amplified instruments are the capeshit of music. If there was a classics and arthouse thread for music, your shitty 'art rock' would barely scrape in on a technicality for being weird enough, not formally inventive, interesting, pleasing, etc.

Watermelons in easter hay is the worst song ever made.
Anonymous No.212259341 >>212259371
>>212259328
Who is that
Anonymous No.212259371 >>212259531
>>212259341
A guy who watched Janet Leigh movies on repeat for several years
Anonymous No.212259384 >>212259410 >>212259411 >>212259531
>>212259269
Lol, classical music sucks. Any instrument that uses the western tonal system has the same notes, and it's up to the performer to compose and execute interesting music within that system. I bet you don't even know the details that go into making a rock band like The Beatles sound clean in a live setting, same reason why most bands suck ass. Most classical players sound like clones of each other's, btw, zero expression in classical playing.
t. classical guitarist
Anonymous No.212259388
>>212259269
I'll continue to enjoy both.
Anonymous No.212259410 >>212259447
>>212259384
I didn't say Classical.
Anonymous No.212259411
>>212259269
>>212259384
Two sides of the same retarded coin right here.
Anonymous No.212259445 >>212259464
Anyone seen Vertigo? Pretty good for an old movie
Anonymous No.212259447
>>212259410
Jazz? Mostly sucks.
Anonymous No.212259464
>>212259445
I don't think no one here has checked that forgotten and obscure gem, anon.
Anonymous No.212259480
Wait, is this the guy from the jazz general on /mu/ who's always shitting on the guitar? Kek.
Anonymous No.212259531 >>212259551
>>212259371
Based

>>212259384
I couldn't care less about this bait war you two fags are cooking. BUT I must point out that, while western music does adhere to a 12-tone system, and considerations of timbrel qualities are presumably a given here, the temperament of any whichever instrument varies drastically. And so, to say
>Any instrument that uses the western tonal system has the same notes
is really a meaningless statement.
Anonymous No.212259551
>>212259531
Filtered by 7 notes.
Anonymous No.212259604 >>212259899 >>212260004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdTxapPYFWw

Now back to films.
Anonymous No.212259715 >>212259747 >>212259810
Here's janet leigh in angels in the outfield (1951). Next to her I think is nastassja kinski.
Anonymous No.212259747 >>212259765 >>212259812
>>212259715
Incredibly low cut habit on the left, no cleavage though
Anonymous No.212259765 >>212259812
>>212259747
Wait nvm
Anonymous No.212259810 >>212259997
>>212259715
Dumb haircut.
Anonymous No.212259812
>>212259747
>>212259765
That was funny. You should've played it off as a joke.
Anonymous No.212259842
Normie thread, it was cooler when those fags were fighting over music. /film/ is gay.
Anonymous No.212259874
This thread was weird, first it was /hor/ then it was /mu/.
Anonymous No.212259899
>>212259604
Where's the bass guitar version?
Anonymous No.212259901 >>212259913 >>212259997 >>212260288
Any films that are all exterior? With not a single scene indoors.
Anonymous No.212259913 >>212259931 >>212260124
>>212259901
The Draughtsman's Contract (1982) nearly, but the scenery is great enough to merit the few indoor scenes.
Anonymous No.212259931 >>212259951
>>212259913
So, not what i asked for.
Anonymous No.212259942
>>212248854
Nice I will check this one out
Anonymous No.212259951 >>212260124
>>212259931
The next option would have met your criterion but I'll not post it now.
Anonymous No.212259966
>>212245089
Some JAV has really good acting.
Anonymous No.212259997 >>212260130
>>212259810
It's a lovely haircut, kinscuck.

>>212259901
If you round up from 99.5% outdoors to 100%, then a scene at the sea.
Anonymous No.212260004 >>212260028 >>212260283
>>212259604
That was really nice, thank you friend.
Anonymous No.212260028 >>212260283
>>212260004
meant for >>212252596
Anonymous No.212260085 >>212260175
This general is so awful. It's always just the same shitposters with the same spam and offtopic cancer
Anonymous No.212260124
>>212259913
>>212259951
Why didn't you just tell him the film that fit his criteria in the first place instead of recommending one that "nearly" does? I swear to god it's like some people here are just begging to get into an argument.
Anonymous No.212260130 >>212260174
>>212259997
Don't accuse me of being kinskifag.
Anonymous No.212260174
>>212260130
Don't accuse my wife of having "dumb haircut."
Anonymous No.212260175
>>212260085
Elaborate
Anonymous No.212260258
We're all elaborate here.
Anonymous No.212260280 >>212260302 >>212260321
Let's call it a night and stop bumping the thread so the morning crew can read all our neat conversations.
Anonymous No.212260282
We're all Kinskifag here.
Anonymous No.212260283
>>212260004
>>212260028
My pleasure!
Anonymous No.212260288
Going to sleep, make the new one an outdoors edition and my question >>212259901 as the QOD.
Anonymous No.212260292 >>212260367
>>212252593
>the first one
Is the only good one.
Two Towers is mid and Return has too much Hollywood bullshit.
Anonymous No.212260302 >>212260367
>>212260280
We link the previous thread so we don't have to do that.
Anonymous No.212260318
This has actually been quite a speedy thread relative to the pace we've been going lately.
Anonymous No.212260321
AND IF A TEN TONNE TRUCK KILLS THE BOTH OF US
TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE
WELL THE PLEASURE THE PRIVILEGE IS MINEEEEE

>>212260280
Hey! I just got here boyo!
Anonymous No.212260342
seanpony bake
Anonymous No.212260367 >>212260392 >>212260397 >>212260457 >>212260509
>>212250743
>>212252593
>>212260292
The other guy is correct. Fellowship is good; the other two are not. And despite what normies would have you believe, the theatrical cut is quite arguably better.

>>212260302
Nobody reads the OP when there are so many worderinos. But I will excuse it if you use a photo of marie wilson for the new.
Anonymous No.212260392 >>212260443
>>212260367
Wow that's quite a risque photo
Anonymous No.212260397 >>212260443
>>212260367
Viggo Mortensen said as much
>Also, Peter was always a geek in terms of technology but, once he had the means to do it, and the evolution of the technology really took off, he never looked back. In the first movie, yes, there’s Rivendell, and Mordor, but there’s sort of an organic quality to it, actors acting with each other, and real landscapes; it’s grittier. The second movie already started ballooning, for my taste, and then by the third one, there were a lot of special effects. It was grandiose, and all that, but whatever was subtle, in the first movie, gradually got lost in the second and third. Now with The Hobbit, one and two, it’s like that to the power of 10."
Anonymous No.212260435
is somepony on it???
Anonymous No.212260443 >>212260509
>>212260392
Too risque for an OP? ._.

>>212260397
Yes I've read that. It's also worth noting the first film had a year of pre-production and was simulated in previz whereas the other two were shot immediately after the first (all this withholding that my memory duly serves).
Anonymous No.212260457
>>212260367
nice boobies
Anonymous No.212260503
Make the next thread a ethnographic docufiction edition
Anonymous No.212260509 >>212260564
>>212260367
>>212260443
Either of those pics will do, but you must do the baking.
Anonymous No.212260564 >>212260579
>>212260509
What edition
Anonymous No.212260579 >>212260623
>>212260564
Up to you.
Anonymous No.212260623 >>212260674 >>212262090
>>212260579
Here you go. I'm going to bed. Please remind everyone to behave.
New >>212260612
Anonymous No.212260674
>>212260623
Noted. If anyone makes fun of your girl, they'll be getting a cartel visit.
Anonymous No.212262090
>>212260623
I'm so sorry, anon...