Chinese Watermellie edition

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Show is dead. Stop coping. Let's all remember the fun times we had. Let's all think about what could've been but will never be.

Previously, on /ftl/ >>212237881

Bill pretending to be a lawyer is illegal, we should sue.

>two weeks of content
>from the fish
>from /ftl/
>from drawfags
>occasionally from xitter
>all free
I can’t complain too much.

Fishtank was just a front for the sweatshop Sam and Jet were running in the basement of the S1 house. There were Chinese children down there that the owner flew in for them to work around the clock making MDE merch.

Remember that when you think about buying one of their hoodies

>>212240132 (OP)
If it's a seedless watermelon I prefer to cut it into cubes and eat it with a fork

>some anon is overdosing on copium that the show will return July 4th, 2025

Why are you idiots still here? Show is dead, nothing is airing. Take this to /bant/.

If Ellie love grifting so much then she should hop on the "Tasteful Erotica" Patreon grift

>>212240214
>>two weeks of nontent
get it right nigger

Sex with this tight tanned brat

>>212240253
>Everyone is celebrating the 4th of July
>It's the perfect time to relaunch our dead show!
Jet is retarded but he's not THAT retarded.

>>>/bant/22885114
>>>/bant/22885114
>>>/bant/22885114
we are all over here. use this thread first guys!

this season? we’re taking the gloves off
>does nothing for 12 days
>dies as it starts getting interesting

I actually really liked Bloodgames and would have been fine with a season 2 instead of fishtank.

What's she thinking right now?

>>212240268
Mods need to make us

Show me your 5 man fishtank dream-team

>Freddy
>Alex B
>Haley
>Duanyay
>Jeff

>>212240289
Fallout theme, July 4th, I mean its possible man. Its basically the intro to Fallout 76.

>>212240268
Not until we're forced to go there, stupid nigger

>>212240290
Post in a thread with cucked josiefags?
Maybe if we get kicked

Can we get back to getting CK out of prison so we can get some CKtent? Or is she banned from the internet for her probation?

>>212240298
bloodgames without jimmy and tay could have actually been the best thing they've done

never gonna happen now

Jet is gonna be as big as season 2 Fatty by the time season 5 starts

queen drench

>>212240318
Cole Jon Freddy Vance Letty

my girlfriend

Watermellie

Bex

You know that BG2 is OUTSIDE and they don't need a house for that. They said Fishtankis over but Bloodgames will go ahead next month.

>>212240268
Make me goto bant.

>>212240268
>Brotank in 2 weeks
>Back to School: Fishman Year in September
>Pilgrims v. Indians Thanksgiving Bloodgames
>NYE Fish Rave at Hoarderman's
>Fish Out of Water: Burt IRL Stream in Beijing for Chinese New Year
>Fishstock 2026: Battle of the Bands Season (Spring 2026)
>United States of Fish: Semiquincentennial Bloodgames
>Fish or Feet: Fetish Dating Show Season for Halloween

>>212240326
She was released from jail.

The weird thing about this whole thing is that Fishtank is literally the biggest most important thing they have.
People say the Idubzz drama revitalized Sam's career or at least his online presence which yeah, that trues, but i'd say Fishtank S1 was equally as important.
And I mean, ask yourself, without Fishtank, what do they have?
The HK Podcast?
The Sam Hyde show?
PGL?
Extreme Peace?
Please.
You'd think they'd put a lot of effort into their big money maker and most popular thing but they treat it as a weird little side project. It just seems a bit baffling to me.

>>212240318
Cole
Burt
Daniel
Aryeh
Abi

Autismtank would be kino

>>212240340
that's a man

>>212240318
ellie
claire
abi
cole
jin

>>212240301
Lol, her dead eyes in the drawing.

>>212240364
So banned from the internet then? Thats definitely for the best then. Hope she didn’t get raped too much

>>212240361
Its, allegedly, about the property, so it would still be a no go.

>>212240318
xavier
jon
jimmy
dunye
brian

ellie not lying

>a redditor and karens ended fishtank
I always thought it was going to end with someone dying on the show

>>212240379
This one's horrible lol

>>212240364
the released CK

So what does he do again?

eLEANor

>>212240419
Jet ended the show instead of fill out permits.

Fishtank insta has not yet followed any of the remaning fish. What does it mean?

>>212240403
Unlikely banned from the internet. That's a pretty rare condition in a criminal judgment, usually reserved only for child porn/child molestation cases. She's probably in a mental hospital long-term.

>>212240368
they think extreme peace was their big thing this summer kek and it fucking sucks

>>212240419
>a redditor
go back and stay there

>>212240368
It's simply a case of to many eggs in to many baskets managed by a half baked crew with not enough competent people on staff. They stretched themselves to thin and purposely made Fishtank a Cash grab and actively shit on the audience and didn't follow local law. It was always bound to collapse.

>>212240368
FIshtank takes too much time, money, and effort compared to any of those. Especially The Sam Hyde Show and PGL, they can just sit at a microphone and yap for a bit.

didn't the fortune teller lady predict something bad happening? kek

>>212240438
lol she tries so hard to be hot like her big sis

never gonna happen!

>>212240318
Daniel
Frank
Alex B
Summer
Cole

>>212240436
He just likes to feel involved, ok?

>>212240451
drench's reaction to it sums it up.

>>212240441
Jet is high and/or drunk

>>212240253
It tracks bringing it back on the 4th of july in the s3 house with a firework show to start? couldn't pick a better time desu

>>212240480
this is painfully cringe

>>212240480
34 btw

>>212240466
the lady they paid to foreshadow the legal issues they knew were only a matter of time?

yeah super epic

>>212240410
is that actually u/casesummer or his dad?

so this means blood games 2 is cancelled too right?

>>212240436
make Cleej edits

Did you guys really buy this bit about Sam using his own money to help some nontent former owner try to avoid prison?

>>212240436
Sends emails to people when Jet says "the vibe is off"

He's the chief synchronicity officer

>>212240436
Funds everything

>>212240480
at least there is no sound.

>>212240488
It doesn't track at all, you deranged schizo.

>>212240468
I like ellie because she isn't hot. She's pretty, gorgeous, cute and has a certain quietly defined regality to her

>>212240480
Disgusting hag

ellie if you're reading this dissident right wingers have all been exposed to be washed up jews don't mention them again

>>212240514
no

>>212240318
Alex B
Cole
Jon
Simbal
Freddy

>>212240492
literally no one cares about contestants after the show, fuck off shill tourist

>>212240509
Yes, it's all over.

>>212240509
Soon.

>>212240514
Yeah bro were gonna be in a space ship next week bro it's all a bit

>>212240451
I hope this was the moment for them when they realize fishtank is the biggest project for them at this point. People really don’t give a fuck about WP anymore

>there are people still coping

Who will be the most successful outside of the tank from season 4

>took a decade to release a couple of shitty episodes
>Fishtank collapses
>Video game he wanted to make never got made
>real estate flipping failed miserably despite knowing people who are skilled investors
>has failed to make the show grow or reach a larger audience
>now in the hole for multiple houses, legal issues, fines, on top of paying out of pocket to help the s1 homeowner fight his legal battles

Reminder this faggot gives unironic financial and life advice. Like actual unironic advice, and not in a meme MDE way. But in a "I actually know what I"m talking about" way

angie joi

If fishtank proves anything it's that Sam Hyde is really lazy, probably lazier than jet

>>212240509
fishtank is in house 2

Can't they just do Blood Games 2 on Cryo Island with the S4 cast?

>>212240509
>Get a show condemned
>Get a whole franchise condemned

>>212240524
you like her cause she asian, 18, and retarded enough to possibly respond to your 40 year old virgin weirdo ass

Yes the cope is " why haven't they turned the nukes on for the chat, why haven't they shut the director cam off yet"

it's more likely that this was a carefully planned rug pull than they are coming back, hell chances are this was the last fishtank related project ever. think about it
>min effort
>no challenges
>quick kicking/eliminations
>begging for money hours before getting shut down
>making the last elimination paypig based
>48h to announce it's over
they scammed y'all lmao, well, the ones who paid. let this be a lesson not to give money to these wiggers
>PPV NEVER PAYS

the more seasons go by, the more people realize season 2 was the best
it ages like wine

even the ball brothers were crap this season

make sure to wishlist the official fishtank game
it's the least you could do

>>212240451
i liked episode 2 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>212240559
kek

>>212240580
I happily appreciate her from afar

>>212240585
I wish Abi tried to piss people off more, she can be a good contestant or freeloader but she just sucks.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLBNxHbM7yH/

what the fuck is ben's laugh

>>212240368
>but they treat it as a weird little side project
i think sam really did think fishtank was going to be something special after s1 ended, but then that dream died during s2 and the whole thing just became another gig to make money

>>212240585
Was hilarious how she had psychosis the day after Jimmy left

chat is this real?

>>212240368
Nick mullen admitted to watching S3, and Shane gave it a shout out on Joe Rogan. Im surprised sams not more embarrassed since some of his peers check it out and watch it. Sam claims to be a perfectionist

>>212240584
this also makes it very likely that they did charge dr cross and taco guy the full $15k, only they waited until the last minute to send them in for a few hours instead of the 24h. I hope they sue.

>>212240607
>being this new
You have to go back

>>212240492

>>212240585

>>212240585
let's ignore the 3 weeks of dead air on s2

end the season

or

three week long RV trip

>>212240585
it’s complete, it’s pure

>>212240436
Goons jets left leftovers

>>212240611
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751258264422371.mp4

Jet fucked it up

>>212240406
>property
S1 and S2 property. There is no problem with the S3 woods

>>212240585
many people who only watched the episodes are saying this

>>212240522
How does it not, go on explain

>>212240622
too much planning

>>212240436

And you all said this lil nigga would kill himself after the show. He's probably the happiest he's been in his life. He actually made friends, made money, got to meet his ecelebs and now he has a bunch of people supporting him online. He even told that bitch Agnewa to fuck off. Dan W.

>>212240408
good genes.

>>212240585
>THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT!
>THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT!
>YEEEAH FUCK IDUBBBZ!!

>>212240622
it's a real reddit forced meme like your post

>>212240551
This

So uhhh can I get laid now?

>>212240639
fuck it rv trip

>>212240436
gathers the vibes

>>212240585
Tay completely bitched Abi and Trish this day and some people never got over it

>>212240637
you mean s1
>>212240649
nah everyone is saying this

Sam needs to be gutted for Fishtank, but he also needs to be called out on his dogshit 105 IQ politics.

>>212240408
How does getting boob mogged by your sister an effect a girls mental development?

>>212240318
Jeff
Summer
Simmons
Alex B
Simon

>best season ever much?

purplesuit2.jpg is my girlfriend

>>212240585
Season 2 until Summers crash out was peak Fishtank

>>212240622
I believe it with the low effort and casting decisions they put into this season

>>212240559
if idubbbz wasn’t a faggot he could be making a goof content cop on sam

>>212240637
This, I love Season 2 but it was a miserable experience to watch live, most of the time. Losing Brian, Cole, and even Jimmy so early on was brutal.

>>212240607

>Freddy listen m'boy, I can either give you and everyone 8k, or I can give you a pack of beer and give no one the 8k

>>212240509
Yes soda mam was crying about it yesterday on twitter

>>212240690
on what?

>>212240622
whoa...

>>212240584
>you now remember the moment during S4 when Sam asked Jet if the show had jumped the shark yet
They were teasing it at least a week in advance.

im starting to think Dan might be a weeb

well shit now I’m stuck here with no fishtank to watch and a hapa addiction. thanks a lot jet.

Extreme Peace would have been much more culturally significant had it released in early 2024 before woke died

It is basically like thinking of a good comeback in the show 4 days after an argument

>>212240660
Good for him, posting cutesy anime reactions.

How did you guys enjoy the last 6 weeks of Fishtank Season 4? Was it everything you thought it would be?

had a dream last night i was in the tank and the challenge was who can do the most pushups. ellie was very impressed by me and we made out all night while tts seethed.

fuck you guys

>>212240660
goddamn he loves anime

>>212240734
Dan really is too simple to be anything..

>commits suicide

None of the fish these season would fit in an Ice event. S1 mogs

>>212240559
>has failed to make the show grow or reach a larger audience
I only started watching after I saw a webm of Vance in BG getting tts spammed about Summer in /gif/. Caught up through episodes and recaps then no-lifed S3. Don’t really care about MDE otherwise.
This is the only time I’ll admit to being a nufag, haven’t been called on it before either.

>>212240709
gross saggy untoned body

>>212240637
>let's ignore the 3 weeks of dead air on s2
Please point out the days exactly so that I can list every event that happened on that date and prove you wrong.

the best season is whichever one has ellie in it

Remember one thing /ftl/, love and life is always worth it.

Someone force da wench to do a painting stream or whatever. I need my fix.

So Jet and Sam let Xavier and the others work on bg2 even tho they knew the show was gonna be flushed?

>>212240648
They already got in trouble with the cops at the S3 house during S3. That's why they had to do the RV trip. They can't use that location again.

>>212240772
But enough about you

>>212240735
iktf

>>212240765
Was he any good? I didn't watch S4 but I saw a screencap of him in the house.

>>212240318
>Letty
>TJ
>Claire
>Cole
>Direnc
It would be hilarious.

>>212240611
>but then that dream died during s2
this is still hard for me to buy
oh no our project isn't going according to plan, time to give up instead of trying to improve things in the future.
idk man, if thats really the case then thats just sad

>Dan is the first ex-fish to troon out

>>212240572
Maybe? Lol. Look up Pierce County by laws

>>212240686
>bill isn't even a real lawyer
lmao

>>212240694
this happened day 8 of season 4 with damiel and chris lynch

>>212240779
i hope freddy plaps aryeh fat jewish ass

>>212240779
>nobody shipped Fredyeh before it happened

>>212240792
fucking rude

>>212240781
>So Jet and Sam let Xavier and the others work on bg2 even tho they knew the show was gonna be flushed?
Wouldn't be the first time. Remember Brotank?

>>212240794
yeah jan always delivers and is a lot funnier than sam imo

>>212240488

They started out in the S1 house
(Original owner was cool and didn't care if they fucked the house up again)

Then "hid" in the S2 house basement
(Didn't want to actually damage the house because they actually intend on selling it off)

Now the cast is posting on socials from the S3 house (They won't film in there because they were afraid of doing any real damage to the house even in S3)

>Firework show for the grand opening of the famous neighborhood, on the front lawn of the REAL S4 house.

They don't think it be like it is but it do

And for the copium posters, if you watched anything MDE related at all you'd know that all they talk about is real estate and gaslighting people for fun

>>212240622
There’s a tik tok where somebody posted the s3 house was for sale on 6/21.
There were definitely already planning on selling everything. Thats why they didn’t want to use the s3 house or s2 if they could avoid it

guys , don't racemix

>>212240514
lol no.

>>212240794
played out and unfunny

he quit his job to be there

>>212240770
That's exactly the thing though. The show grows because the fans have to put in the work to make it grow. Make gifs and clips and post it places. Sam and the crew have no idea how to market any of this more than a 20 second clip spliced together on Twitter. 4chan autists have done a better job and marketing his show than he has. Buy a fucking billboard or something Sam. Stop being a lazy cunt

>>212240765
>Xavier Gravyblood
grim

>>212240796
what would direnc do with any of those people

>>212240779
Ironically, despite the chaotic end S4 was the most love and life ending so far. Everybody won and made up except for Jet, Sam and Angela.

>>212240779
this was sweet, i'm glad aryeh won't go home hating freddy for life. wonder if he still despises angela

>>212240846
annoy them

If Xavier wants BG2 hes gonna need to get the permits himself

>>212240824
who was supposed to work on that?

>>212240794
nope

Season failed because they forgot a theme

>>212240318
Jimmy
Burt
Tayleigh
Betty
Jobe

>>212240779
was cute that aryeh had the hug planned. he views everything in terms of cartoon stories

>>212240793
Only good cast member from Season 3

>>212240877
Stripes

>>212240765
HES FAT!
HES OLD!

>>212240728
He's a forty year old chud. Probably doesn't even believe most of it, but studies /pol/ for the most effective opinions to have 14 year old worship him like a god.

>>212240318
Burt
Dumbgay
Laron
Jimmy
Dontavius

>>212240835
tsmt i have xavier fatigue, he was funny on bloodgames and he fit there because its a larp world. what now????

>>212240840
this applies to most fandoms nowadays

>>212240833
Every white man has a duty to knock up at least one white woman, one full Asian and one hapa.

>>212240833
If Ellie is the product of race mixing we might have to all race mix to create a superior future race of Ellies.

>>212240846
Cole and Direnc would immediately hate each other. TJ would side with Cole. THe sluts would follow TJ while hating each other.

WOOO my chargeback processed get fucked wiggers lmao

see you guys in 2 years for S5

>>212240877
mad men was the theme. they just never got to it

You guys should think more about the people who depend on this show to survive. Frank won't be able to make ends meet this year without his appearance fee

>>212240562
Insider here. This is the next patreon post

>>212240898
what the hell

>>212240903
The races in question are Vietnamese and Korean.

>>212240903
shes pure asian tho, her half sister is a hapa

Are there people that actually believe this is still a bit?

It was one thing when the cams went down in previous seasons for a couple of hours, maybe a night. But this has been 4+ days with a hasty end of show video.

If this was a bit, it wasn't worth losing 90% of the audience. Sure, the wiggers are dumb enough to try something like that, but it doesn't seem like that's the plan here.

>>212240898
That looks like a man capable of filing paperwork

>>212240840
Yeah makes sense. The first time I heard about the show was something at the very start of season 1 but I brushed it off because I thought Sam was a washed up fag. Did not even read the name fishtanklive until I looked into the Summer stuff nearly two years later.

>>212240779

>>212240827
you ok there bud?

>>212240908
>My siblings never committed any terror attacks

>>212240918
cryin cameron will survive just fine pushing carts

>>212240318
This would be a good list if Dumbgay didn't suck so bad after S2. Sneed is the best gay black guy Fishtank has ever had and mogs Dumbgay.

why did Direnc face get so... diferent?
i still think her face has an odd but appealing quality but it definitely changed, and not the type of change that happens naturally by aging, especially since she's still in her 20's

>>212240936
>This was the last fishtank moment

>>212240933
nobody thinks its a bit, moron. people just post retarded shit for (you)s

>>212240889
>Only good cast member from Season 3
Aren't you forgetting someone?

>>212240895
is there something you want to talk about man

>>212240944
Dumbgay was terrible the latter half of S2, especially after he got weed

>>212240908
cole would antagonize everyone again except claire because shes a pickme, but then she would probably orbit tj
>>212240852
EHH these people knew each other 2 weeks thats nothing

>2809 people coping
Why?

>>212240953
Makeup and filters.

Got this email from Fishtank regarding a refund.
Bloodgames 2 announcement incoming?

>>212240842
And she was an actress playing roles in these costumes it wouldn’t be pathetic but she isn’t so it is

>>212240918
Don't worry, I'm sure they'll all show up on Gregs thing.

I just don’t believe Jet has the motivation to buy a house in another state like Texas and actually commit to working on it for months like it’s a real job.

If there is a season 5, it’s probably going to be the most half-baked, low-effort cash grab yet. Somehow even worse than this season

>>212240933
we belive s4 was a bit in its entirety yeah

>s1
beta test
>s2
first real season
>s3
first season flop
>s4
first fake season

>>212240908
>TJ would side with Cole
nigger what? TJ is the biggest simp there is

>>212240833
Sorry but I must with an asian cutie.

FACT: Famous house 2.0 had a better cast than S4

>>212240953
she looks the same.

>>212240898
This fucking retard was trying to convince Ellie out of college because he thinks he is something despite not going to college. He is a terrible showrunner and his only accoplisment is sucking Sam's cock so hard Sam is convinced he is loyal. He is so bad at his job, I think even Daniel can do a better job.

>>212240898
>when ellie's tongue enters the goranhole

>>212240789
uhhhhhhh fishtank is in a house and bloodgames is outside therefore all the legal problems they had in da house stops at the door and they get a whole new set of 9 lives once they step outside.
BG2 July 21st confirmed,

>>212240961
think you'd be surprised, numb nutz

>>212240953
she casually mentioned that she has some bone breaking disease or some shit

>>212240981
Double down and demand a refund

>>212240611
Fishtank was always a cash grab to fund Extreme Peace

>>212240926
holy fuck are you literally retarded? you dont even know what race is..

>>212240995
falsenvke

>>212240451
the sketches without sam are funny

>>212240981
it's going to be like a "gold badge" on the website and 5k tokens for "next season"

>>212240936
Fitting ending desu

>>212240981
The announcement was the cancellation.

>>212240953
whoredom toll

>>212240995
True, this is irrefutable.

>>212240988
s2 was a flop

>>212240132 (OP)
I think it's fucking crazy that their reason for not choosing Option 1 (continue the show somehow) was that "a bad ending would kill Fishtank forever." We got through days of the worst RV stream imaginable, and everyone lined up to tune into Season 4 again. People know you're dealing with legal shit, and would have given you plenty of slack.

This is literally just their excuse to not have to actually do a real fucking season. Meanwhile they're PROMISING to do enough work to create a real professional level production for Season 5. Total bullshit.

People who don't like season 3 are FAGS

Did Twitter or Reddit meltdown on Sam and Jet or they still dickriding?

>>212241009
She drank bone hurting juice

>>212240981
get your money back ASAP

>>212240953
Fillers and PCOS progressing

>>212240981
Holy mother of keks. "pls dont ask for refund pls we promise well make good pls". I live to see you zoomer retards that gave Sam a dime get rugpulled. I guess Sam's still got that comedic touch.

>>212240988

this is a bit
none of the fish have left the house
none of the wiggers left the house

you faggots are all retarded, screenshot this

>>212241041
Reddit turned, at least for a bit. Twitterfags are hardcore dicksuckers.

>>212241037
season 3 is objectively the most homosexual season

>>212241041
reddit turned on them but twitter is hard to judge because only dickriding blue checkmarks replies are visible

>>212240953
botched plastic surgery

When does Joopy show up?

watched a few episodes of the sam hyde show and its the most pointless nothing podcast ive ever tuned into

I have more hopes for Powtank 2 than Season 5

>>212240990
i was coles top guy and tj was the only person after jc who sympathized with him whenever he was alone or piss drunk. iirc cole wanted an alliance with him before he ninaposted
>>212240988
real but s4 was starting to look decent despite being low effort slop

>>212241062
ellie and dam are posting. the others truly don't care. drench definitely doesn't want this fanbase near her strip club and freddy is just gonna wait it out so he is not associated with le right wing chuds or something.

>>212241018
Are you retarded? I was pointing out that she's not mixed race.

>we'll be back in a matter of months.

Give us sistertank!

>>212241085
It's dogshit, the Elon thing took off and he immediately turned that into another slop series.

my gf

>>212241098
Bill pls

>The last complete fishtank season was 2
Grim

>>212240898
he's on drugs right?

>>212241037
everything wrong with S3 was due to wigger incompetance. the cast was good enough but they didnt even TRY to retain people after the reveal and they 3-4 days of cleaning for FH2 to only last 3 days was fucking retarded. prison bit was also probably the biggest flop in FT history given how much time and money went into it. and we all know how the season ended

if they had stuck with the FH2 cast for a week and a half minimum the season would be the gold standard

>>212241085
yeah it sucks

>>212240981
im buying a season pass and charging back right now

>>212240953
she has fibrous dysplasia. pic related is what she might look like if she doesn't get treatment

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>212240981
The best you retards will get is another Cell stream.

>>212241143
Looks like Angie

>>212240660
dirty dan

Fishtank will never have another proper season until they properly apologize to Cole. They need him in a mini season. The Fish Bachelor. Fill it with 8 assorted Asian girls. Its the only way to undo the curse

>>212241081
looks like it could be this yeah

>>212241020
na that shit wouldve felt dated even in 2016. seriously they need andrew Ruse (WP1 director and made most classic sketches too). without him all their shit is just nonsensical and paced terribly

>>212241155

Running STP cable... too far

https://www.instagram.com/p/DLlAxdjB6rm/

>>212241034
this

>>212241143
le gas station weeditis

>>212241114
at least he actually had a point to make in the elon one even if it was retarded, the rest is just waffling on about nothing

>>212241085
his third podcast should be good

>>212241173
Her face is so fucked up looks like it’s melting

>>212241105
idk i dont really remember them interacting ever

>>212240840
>He doesn't know the "fans" that are posting this stuff is actually just production

NIGGA HEIL NINA

>>212241083
>BG2 canceled
probably never

>>212241210
Let's be real the wiggers are too lazy

>>212241037
I didn't watch season 3

Realistically, couldn't they fly to texas buy an acre of land in the middle of nowhere for dirt cheap take a trip to Bass Pro Shop for some tents, gran a Starlink and finish the season outdoors (which would go in line with the fallout theme anyways)? I feel like they could do that in like, a week or two max, not the months they were saying. Then the season over, they pick everything up and spend a few months building a proper set for the next season

Or am I retarded

Unironically if S4 had kept going and Sam/Jet had put in a bit more effort to liking the cast it would have been S1 vibes tier

>>212240492
yo that's fax son

>>212241238
If they weren't who they are, yes.

>>212240318
Freddy
Alex
Jon
Jeff
Jobe

>>212241238
Jet is not doing all of that

>>212241173
I honestly cant tell if this is edited

>>212241184
proof that they all still in the house. for what reason hmmm... interesting

>>212241034
Its painfully obvious the plan from the start of S4 was half baked in anticipation for a shutdown midway through. They absolutely knew it would happen and they intentionally did nothing to prevent it.

Option 1 was never really an option he just laid out what people were expecting for the rest of the season and said its gay and wouldn't work. And all the paypiggies believe him cause hes their edaddy.

>>212241238
do you know who you're talking about here

>>212241228
ALL MY NIGGERS MARKY NIGGER HEIL NINA

>>212241085
Luke is like their Dan over there is awesome

>>212240734
He come on the show wearing a shitty one piece cosplay, and everyone assumed it was an autism squeeze brace.

Unironically, S2 was hate and death. TJ had to adopt hatred in order to win; he never actually became love and life.

S4 is instead love and life. They all hated each other within the show, but when they got a chance to zoom out, they all realized what they had. Everyone won from the prize pool, and the evil wiggers which used them as horses got fucked in the end.

S4 is awesome.

Why did he lie like this?

>>212241238
no fiber, and no you can't use fucking starlink because that shit disconnect at least 100 times per day

The tourists readily out themselves with their hatred of The Angel of /ftl/. They truly are Jimmy-esque in every way.

>>212241032
made more money than s1
keep coping josiepedo

>>212240514
uhhh I don't buy the bit of the s5 contestants needing 8k to become part of s5 either
no one is gonna pay for that shit

>>212241267
i had to pull up a version of this pic that i knew was unedited to double check. it looked the same.

>>212241238
please understand they need the next 4 weeks to get started on their grand plan of huffing galaxy gas and looking at warehouse listings every few days

>>212241298
It's advantageous for the audience to think you're well prepared when you aren't.

>>212241290
shut up idiot

>>212241290
i should've been Freddy + Drench against Jin + Angela man. Kino semi-finals.

>>212241302
s1 was unwatchable but s2 was truly a dud

>>212241298
the season was scheduled to go 2 weeks
it went 2 weeks
what do you want from him?

i didn't pay a single cent and even I still feel ripped off lmao

>season 5 is gonna be the best season ever
sam is such a fucking liar. there's never gonna be a season 5 and he knows it

>>212241290
shut up faggot you dont need to bring your retarded s2 larp into every season

>>212241301
>mizzy and binks in b tier

ben should teach jet how to read so he can file paperwork

>>212241290
true

>>212241329
yeah the original 8 were pretty solid and this would've been the ideal final 4. i liked aryeh, daniel, and rachel fine but they could not participate in any sort of fishtank challenges

KONNICHIWA GOOK
IT IS I, THE ANIPULATOR
I'M CALLIN YOU OUT SHINJI
I'M CALLIN YOU OUT
I SAW YOU OUT IN THE WATERS, HARPOONING
SCANNING WITH THOSE SLITS
YOUR BUCKTEETH SCRAPING THE WATER
I'M CALLIN YOU OUT TO THE RING
NOT THE SUMO RING
THE WRASSLIN RING
THE WRASSLIN RING
SON
I'M GONNA BE JUMPIN AND HOPPIN ON YA MAN
YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU WERE AT HIROSHIMA MAN
SHINJI
SHINJI
DON'T TRY AND HIDE FROM ME
WITH THAT NINJA VOODOO
DON'T COME AT ME WITH YOUR SAMURAI MAGIC
AND YOUR WOO WOO KARATE
SO COME KAMIKAZE ON ME MAN CAUSE I'LL BE READY FOR YA

Guys we hired a call center full of hard working brown people isnt that hilarious? Abi come rim me haha

>>212241301
Hey Jimmy

>>212241340
same2bh

>>212241238
that would take a lot of effort to give the fans some closure, so they would never do that

I literally just nutted to a Gigi compilation.

only correct version

>>212241357
the most capable guy in the wigger crew is chris lynch...let that sink in...

I think we can all agree Klaus was the real winner of s4

>>212241034
Many are saying this

Bex and Mauro CONFIRMED for ConGREGated!

>>212241173
Fucking grim dude

What would it take for this retard to be fired? Isn't it painfully obvious to Sam that the main issue is him?

Anyone seen the recent Sam Hyde Show episode?

They've brought in Jean, the general idea probably being "look at us school this dumb boomer woman we picked up off the street with our right-wing facts and logic", but after a while it because obvious, that Jean lived in the real world and has real life experiences, and not in an internet world with checkmate hypotheticals, like the family-less manchild wiggers, so they just shut up after a while.

Jean talked a lot about all kinds of shit, like getting the polio vaccine in the 60's-70's, how it wasn't easy to publicly breastfeed back in the days, how she doesn't see her grandkids, because her kids are shitheads, etc. and Sam and the wiggers obviously had nothing to say to that, because again, they don't really have real world problems, they have hypothetical internet problems.

This thing about harassing a woman is because I knocked on her door for too long as a prank. I also might have touched her too much without consent at the first party. The knocking on the door is what got me in trouble. I still regret my foolishness and stupidity. I could have easily avoided getting accused of harassment. I have to move on and accept the consequences of my actions and mistakes. I apologize and am really sorry about all of this. I am working on becoming a better person, so this will not happen again in the future. Once again, I am sorry.

>>212241386
very bizarre choices all around gooner

>>212240976
Many redditors are still coping.

>>212241233
They hire indians to do it

>>212241385
delete this

>>212241184
I miss them

>>212241301
Angie got nothing and everyone else got 8k lol

Daniel is playing the tough guy persona on twitter cause he got his heart broken and was humiliated, this is understandable, we've all been there, but deep down you know he's gonna be reliving those moments for a while

>>212241403
I don't think Sam is willing to fire anyone and risk having these wiggers out in the wild where they can say anything.

If jet stops being fat, I can forgive this

>>212240660
man he has such shit taste in anime

bit sad really probably time to stop baking

>>212241403
He knows too much.

>>212241121
*powtank

>>212241428
he needs new handlers

>>212241386
minus the top 2 categories all you need to do is swap bliccy and direnc and itd be the perfect tier list

>>212241348
its okay you lack social intelligence to understand which is a common trait in zoomers

>>212241436
He has 3.5/10 asian weeb girls in his dms. Hes the happiest hes ever been

>>212241428
What did he mean by this?

season 4 was the most complete season

>>212241391
The theme of s4 is KAW

WE NEED A NEW ICE EVENT WITH FISHTANK PEOPLE. Why did he have to do the prison stream

>>212241386
why do you hate kawan lol

>>212241428
>341 people believed some blacklisted fag

I hope the m0dz move this to /bant/ so that the new conspiracy is Sam only paid them off for 2 weeks because he knew it was a rugpull

Ellie, why did you have sex with goran?

When does Ben & Jet's road trip start?

i'm going to tune into congregated

The only good thing to come out of this season is Sodaman getting fired

>>212241428
CAMS ARE UP SOON

>>212241502
fake news. she only gave him a blowjob.

elliepedos arent ready for the smoke they're gonna get when we're back on /bant/

can we all agree that season 1 was just a summer camp
none of the s1 cast would survive the other seasons

Which ethnicities have yet to be on Fishtank? Pacific Islanders, Native Americans, what else?

I fuck up everything

>>212241248

>>212241507
apparently greg is the host and trish and the blacksmith’s wife are on the cast so I’ll check it out

>>212241528
Airsoftfatty literally went on other seasons

>>212241532
squaw won s1 newfag

>>212241515
He did? That's good.

>>212241329
I do not understand this boards need to hype up Angela outside of simping gooners. She played the worst social game in the history of fishtank. Letty was hated by everyone mostly out of her own control and Simbal was terminally Indian. Angela went around and made everyone hate her even though she had a house of terminal simps.

>>212241532
Nvm I forgot Josie's native

>>212241538

>>212241538
so they're even dumber than we thought

>>212241436
He mogged Jet then went home with 8k (plus tip)
Angie got nothing lol

>>212241532
a native american won s1 nigga

Will you guys watch Jet’s movie that he’s gonna make?

>>212241403
>Jet fired
>entire season hosted by Ben
>Sam is the sideman who makes appearances

This would be the best outcome for fishtank. Sam only shows up at like 7 at fucking night to do one challenge. Ben is a great actor and has what it takes to hold it down throughout the day if he had that power - then sam shows up later to give their main challenge with ben.


This is the direction the content needs to go in because there's way too much fucking downtime from 7am-7pm

>>212241538
Bill is a good and real lawyer!

Hopefully they get sued and Jet and Sam are locked up

>>212241538
>get the fuck out of my ear

>>212241515
yea him crying on twitter about it is pretty funny
also Frank wants 5k to go hassle the person that drove by the s2 house while it was being condemned
whooaaaa ebin hassle time bros he should ask them if they dropped their hotdogs on the ground hahaaaa classic

>>212241548
apparently he's done one of these before? idk what to expect

>>212241517
That might be worse. She put that sweaty unwashed thing in her mouth clairestyle

>>212241557
Her gloating over the retard wasted enough time for her to get eliminated. Biggest KWAB this season

>>212241550
tayleigh mindbroke him

https://x.com/XavierTheRaven/status/1940102024382619873

Xavier is breaking character. You KNOW shit is fucked

>>212241428
i knew fishtank was over the second i read this

>>212241538

>>212241532
They should have a north/central Asian, someone from the steppe

>>212241579
I've been asking for this since S3, Ben should be the host. He's proven he's easily the best at it.

>>212241532
an amish person

>>212241578
Uh no its probably gonna be gay

>>212241538
>>212241586
Dude, these fucking retards.

Someone hit up Coffeezilla, will ya? I want Goran and Scam to be investigated and destroyed.

>>212241588
>shows up with xavier
>make one fishtoy delivery
>gets fired
kek

>>212241586
Lol
Lmao
And niggers in here were arguing they were not in real financial and legal trouble

>>212241538

A good lawyer wouldve been able to delay this 6 weeks

>>212241538
So this was a fake season and the rugpull really always planned

>>212241538
Don’t ever give these fuckers your money

>>212241538
Looks like they deliberately set up a fake season to scam lawsuit funds off of their fans

Sneed should host season 5.

>>212241538
You can't be fucking serious. They got a C&D and just went ahead anyway? Literally what did they think was gonna happen?

guys. i just went to the local asian seafood mart and i saw no less than 3 girls just as hot as ellie. the smell of fish was incredible

I speak for all of /ftl/ when I say that we all love The Angel of /ftl/. You're a tourist, and don't belong here if you disagree.

>>212240585
s2 had the highest peak of any season until Cole called Sam and Jet's bluff

that slackerblue guy tweeted "you guys are gonna be pissed" before these, hopefuly there's more

>>212241669
>The absolute state of taytriots in 2025
grim

>>212241669

>>212241538

Oh come on

The Wiggers can't be THIS retarded

we are so well prepared

>>212241665
Drop a giant anvil on wiggers

>>212241660
It's dated to April too, they had more than a month to find an alternative or legal response.

>>212241538
the rugpull theory is real

>>212241669
>walled at 20
OH NO NO NO

@212241683

>>212241538
>300 dollars a day
so what? they make this every 5 minutes.

Holy kek

>>212241238
This is exactly what they did for the S3 RV and the connection was shitty and cutting in and out and going down for hours at a time.

>>212241686

I love this gif so much. Idk why but I do

>>212241669
Daniel won.
Angie lost.

>>212241660
Exactly that because it was a total scam season. The wiggers were laughing at the audience with the whole legal trouble/police theming

>>212241538
in awe of this retard

ALL I WANTED WAS BLOOD GAMES 2 I DIDNT EVEN WANT TO WATCH S4 STUPID NORMIE SEASON WTF FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>212241665
Oh no no no MDE never dies bros.. did we get too cocky?

Retards will still give their money to Sam Hyde even after this. He is a Jew surrounded by fags. He knows so many fags it's statistically impossible for him to be not gay.

Is Extreme Peace good? I only watched the first episode

these fucking losers really tried to play it off like they were the victims and the town just suddenly went after them in the middle of the season with no warning. unbelievable.

>>212241557
Her social game was impressively awful. Even worse than mizzy imo. As soon as direnc showed up Angie immediately tried to turn Ellie against her which of course flopped. Following that when Dan turned against Angie she had so many chances to work with the girls + Arye but instead kept shooting herself in the foot to the point she was the most obvious target for elim in the candy challenge

>hired to handle legal issues
>handles zero legal issues

the cease and desist is part of the twist guys. show is coming back friday at the latest

>>212241748
no its terrible. turns out andrew ruse was the talent

This sounds bad

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751370904964277.mp4
so like why the FUCK is there a naked fat guy in the back just sitting around?

>>212241748
It's mid.

>>212241727
>Worst case scenario for the entire season is $12,600
Couldn't they just throw a ball brothers show or have Jet sell some of his Balenciaga stuff from S3? He seems to have a good chunk of their catalogue.

>>212241745
Burt is probably friends with fewer gay men than Sam lmao

>>212241727
SET OFF THE WIGGER EXTINCTION BOMB RIGHT NOW

Cumberland County, you're acting like Cole right now.

fishtank season 5

>>212241776
This is obviously a joke

>>212241759
They probably should have hired a lawyer, not a guy pretending to be a lawyer (llegal btw).

If you haven’t charged back yet make sure you do now.

>>212241776
Could it be Xavier was the mastermind behind DrCross' account and they let him come on and play the character as a bit?

>>212241727
Bill sisters...

wiggers were painting stripes on the walls laughing all the way to the bank while being spammed with c&ds in the mail fully knowing this season was never gonna be finished

>>212241781
Thats aryeh

>>212241802
I would if I was dumb enough to give Jet money this time, the writing was on the wall from the beginning.

>>212241781
holy cringe

>>212241781
is Jet high on galaxy gas here?

>>212241745
>it's funny bro. you don't get it. scamming is a bit

How will paypigs cope?

>>212241727
can you post the actual image instead of your screencap for ants

>>212241816
>this time
imagine giving sam hyde money ever lmao

>>212241538
>they had months to get the legal stuff in order before the show started
yeah s5 is never happening

>What are they gonna do, sue me to death?

>>212241776
brb killing Tayleigh

>>212241809
The first time stripes were used in the Fishtank universe was after the hit spinoff "Bitchtank" when Ben Taylor and Jet Neptune painted room 3 of the season 3 house to look like a prison cell.

>>212241848
It was fun during bitchtank and s2.

>>212241727
This genuinely solidifies it, Fishtank is no more. How do they recover from this?

The rugpull theory was true

>>212241785
I think Jet, high off his ass, thought that would be how it would go. Eat fines until at worse day 30 or so. Unfortunately that's not how it works and when cops are already getting called out for some stupid bullshit they'll escalate out of fines into legal repercussions.

>>212241538
>it was a planned ffailure
what was their endgame???

>>212241665
SHIVEW ME TIMBEWS DA SWANSEA ZONING OFFICEW GOT A PWOBWEM WIFF ME

>>212241797
>breaks character to tell a joke
Right

Ottmanian

>>212241879
It's honestly the only thing that makes sense at this point.

>>212241538
That's the S3 house, retard.

>>212241538
>S4 was literally dead on arrival

>>212241887
He broke character during bitchtank too

Don't chargeback we have an announcement coming soon that you won't want to miss.

You'll really regret charging back, trust me.

>Mr. Hyde. I'm here to inform you that you need permits to fil-
>FUCK YOU DAD!!!!! I'M NOT GOING TO YALE!!! *wraps his car around a pole*

i hate paperwork

This is the energy that the wiggers will be taking into S5. reddit picked a fight with the wrong show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzhPGM1KedU&list=RDMzhPGM1KedU&start_radio=1

>>212241893
Why couldn't Jet just do the fucking paperwork

Transparency status?

>>212241727
There’s a reason they randomly made the season pass $10. This was always meant to be an exit scam. In and out, gentlemen. And the redditors and twitters fell for it, hook line and sneeder

>>212241904
no it's not, dumbass

>>212241887
xavier breaks character all the time what are you on about

>>212241893
>Wiggers knew this would fall apart since April
>Asked for your financial support anyway
You guys should be mad if you wasted your time on this, especially if you wasted money on this. You got scammed, and they knew that they were scamming you.

Jupiter called the cops

>>212240648
They're trying to sell the S3 property which includes the woods. And I believe Jet said they even got noise complaints during the first blood games

they never once mentioned refunds btw lmao

>>212240318
Tai
Mormon Kevin
Jeff
Jin
Dontarius

>>212241893
Probably wouldn’t have run into this if they only bought rural fag old farm houses with no neighbors for 20+ acres away

>>212241744
we got scammed hard by the wiggers holy shit.

>>212241919
>Extreme Peace discount codes

>>212241802
Why?

>>212241870

>>212241904
the s1 house is in swansea, s3 house is in wrentham

>>212241727
Which house

>>212241927
sam was destined to be a skull and bones glownigger

btw the wiggers promised investors they wouldn't be returning to the s1 house

>>212241947
These cucks don't care.

NICK GOT EXPOSED SO FUCKIN HARD

>>212241937
Actually reading it, I don't think it was a paperwork fixable issue. It says no filming or commercial business could be done in the rural residential district. They probably needed to find a new house.

>>212241972

>>212241809
they knew they were going to be shut down 2 weeks in. Remember the BIG TWIST? I'm starting to think the s1 Chinese mafia guy and Sam's baby momma are connected somehow.

>>212241985
When

>>212241998
thank god it ended before fatty and burt got there

>>212241893
>april 16 2025
Was this for the s1 house?

someone needs to pay for this. someone needs to sue sam and jet

>>212242015

>>212241998
>burt and fatty were gonna show up for real
really glad this shit ended when it did. show getting shut down saved s4

>>212241998
no one from season 2?

>>212241538
This isn't even incompetence, this is blatantly negligence to scam people out of money and then rugpull.

>>212241962
literally no one cares what happens at homes in truly rural areas, you should see the fucking dilapidated wrecks that never get bitched at because your nearest neighbor is a few miles away and you're buddies with him anyway
the wiggers are just incompetent cunts too lazy and entitled to live anywhere less dense than a suburb in new england

Two words:
Class. Action. Lawsuit.

Remember they offered Rachel money to stay until the end then dropped the idea? Misdirection much

>>212242034
It's advantageous to lie to your investors.

>>212241893
cease and desist lodging

>>212241998
Tfw we didn't get burt and airsoftfatty

>>212241998
Whos the guy on the far right

>>212242006
elaborate

>>212241998
THE LEGACY OF S4 SAVED

>>212240793

Worked shoot. Blood games this month

Yeah this confirms it cams are coming on tonight

>>212242058
mfw

>>212242034
not reading that schizopost

When does the class action suit start? I want to join.

>have the best fish ever
>know beforehand he's never going to get a full season and he's only there to be part of a cash grab

I hate them so fucking much bros

>>212242034
Imagine being that guy tuning in on day 1 and it's the same fucking house

>>212242060
looks like dave from cell/bitchtank

>>212242060

>>212242049
>even twitter sycophants are turning on them
l000000000l

any drench updates?

>>212242049
!!!

>>212242034
Interesting.

>>212241947
Explains why they put zero effort in and just went back to the shitty S1 house. They had 6 months or whatever to prepare this (maybe more) so I have no idea what they were doing all that time

>>212242085
just read the bottom part

>>212241998
>no burt
>no fatty
>no dave
You know, maybe I judged Season 4 too harshly. It was a great season.

post yfw you never gave sam and his satanic wigger minions a single cent

>>212242034

>>212242116
idc

>>212242060
Dave

>>212241998
>no fuentes

you guys got rused

new
>>212242120
>>212242120
>>212242120

we need to sue jet. the wiggers have gotten away with too much.

>>212241998
Whos the guy on the far left

>>212240555
Probably Angie but it will be nothing compared to prior contestants.

>>212240361
bro look at the legal shit being posted here, they scammed everyone

Fishtank will dissolve due to legal issues. New company starts up. Jet cut our. Sam, Ben, Luke, and Mr Ottman restart it

so it seems the week 2 twist and "stripes of a different hue" were them joking about the possibility of the show getting cut short and the "stripes" being prison bars lmao

>>212242048
And a lot of rural roads have fiber optics on them so they could have that as an excuse either.

>>212241998
>No Burt
>No Fatty
>No Dave
Thank god

>>212241998
Glad this shit died now rest in piss

>>212241538
investor guys?

>>212242034
>fake lawyers
>fake promises to investors
>knew they would get shut down, over 2 months in advance
The lawsuit will be funny

>>212241998
>these were the freeloaders they planned
maybe we dodged a bullet

>>212242155
Ricky

>>212242153
I hope some paypig really sues him lol

>>212241998
>No TJ
These niggas really allergic to making money aren't they.

>>212242103
she followed ellie and aryeh on instagram (only them)

>>212241998
not a SINGLE new freeloader

>>212242200
oh

>>212241998
This is exactly what I wanted

>>212242034
To be fair that reply was in regards to S3. So Jet wasn't lying.

>>212242225
They usually cast those mid season

>>212242049
StoX were not a monetary investment or form of gambling, they were simply part of a pay-to-play interactive web-game.

>>212242294
Bill oops actually i was wrong about that Ottman

They already had issues with the house in season 1 so they knew full well the season was not going to last

>>212241528
>none of the s1 cast would survive the other seasons
Letty even said the pace of S4 was crazy and even she would have trouble keeping up and worried about contestant burnout later on.

>told the investors directly in no uncertain terms that they would not go back to the season 1 house because it was a known liability
>went back anyway
>got a cease and desist from the town telling them explicitly that they could not host the show in the season 1 house
>went ahead anyway
>show is over, money is gone
what the actual fuck are they thinking? would they not get blown the fuck out in court by their investment partners? and for what? nostalgia? I don't understand at all

thank you

>>212240480
time to get the shotgun

>>212240555
Sebastian

>>212241998
so the ending wasn't planned at all, and they had more things lined up?

>>212240794
if you like larping and rp he's pretty entertaining
if you don't care he's pretty shit

>>212242389
they huffed so much galaxy gas they stopped giving a shit

>>212240833
I wouldn't mind having mixed race daughters because they don't really have such a hard time finding love and being a mutt isn't such a handicap for women
But bringing mixed race sons into the world is just as unethical as bringing downies into the world

Do you think smellie knows about bant?

>>212240779
I like that Freddy embraced him and it wasn’t a begrudging hug.

thank god. i thought id have to hide these threads forever

On the bright side, the wiggers are so fucking stupid and stubborn that serious legal action will only make them want season 5 even more

>>212241904
this is the retarded guy who calls everyone else retard