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Show is dead. Stop coping. Let's all remember the fun times we had. Let's all think about what could've been but will never be.
Previously, on /ftl/
>>212245585
i may be a yn, but ya goy isn't a babyfag, 4chan is infested with israelites, but there's still love in my heart for them
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This nigger is a sicko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKxrvdCM1WQ
>>212247170Jimmy will rape this little girl, calling it now.
post yfw the willy wonka finale will never ever be topped
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>present
how long until...
>>212247170Is it true. Is /ftl/ infested with israelies?
when will ellie have a video like this
>Aryeh has more X followers than any of the other fish
What the actual fuck I thought everyone fucking hated him because he's a jew
>>212247170reading this would kill him
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KONNICHIWA GOOK
IT IS I, THE ANIPULATOR
I'M CALLIN YOU OUT SHINJI
I'M CALLIN YOU OUT
I SAW YOU OUT IN THE WATERS, HARPOONING
SCANNING WITH THOSE SLITS
YOUR BUCKTEETH SCRAPING THE WATER
I'M CALLIN YOU OUT TO THE RING
NOT THE SUMO RING
THE WRASSLIN RING
THE WRASSLIN RING
SON
I'M GONNA BE JUMPIN AND HOPPIN ON YA MAN
YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU WERE AT HIROSHIMA MAN
SHINJI
SHINJI
DON'T TRY AND HIDE FROM ME
WITH THAT NINJA VOODOO
DON'T COME AT ME WITH YOUR SAMURAI MAGIC
AND YOUR WOO WOO KARATE
SO COME KAMIKAZE ON ME MAN CAUSE I'LL BE READY FOR YA
>>212247170give it a few weeks
>Aryeh
good
>Jin
good
>Freddy
good
>Rachel
good
>Angelina
good
>Ellie
bad
>Daniel
bad
>Direnc
bad
dont (you) me
>>212247235>creates a twitter>instantly starts subtweeting letty's hair pussykek
>Fire Bex
>Fire the British cameraman
>Fire Scott Sullivan
Season 4 was cursed from the beginning
>She STILL hasn't weighed in on the death of S4 (But has followed all the Fish ofc)
i may be a yn, but ya goy isn't a babyfag, 4chan is infested with israelites, but there's still love in my heart for them
>>212247170I hope she tones down the antisemitism even if its a joke
>>212247250Someone botted followers for him as a prank
I'm honestly really sad that it's over
>>212247250he's the mascot
>fatty>greg>dave>burt>aryeh
>>212247279when will the baddie chime in
you kick another hole in my house and Iโll kick a hole in your head
>>212247250twitter loves a good "wholesome" chungus
missing out on burt being a freeloader is the worst part of all this
ellie really did mog the tank
>made Sam break frame, first time ever
>friendzoned jet
>was the best contestant doing very little, hadn't even reached her potential
>prettiest fish of all time
>got fully doxed and it only made her seem cooler and based
How long until the mods realize the show is over? Are we still guaranteed like a week or whatever after it ends?
I call upon the power of the greggers NEGGERS
I'm 35 and I want Ellie as my wife!!!
>>212247336>missing out on burt being a freeloader is the worst part of all this....on planet retard
>no burt
>no fatty
>no frank
>no stein
>no dave
season 4 best season
>>212247352well the 4 posts above yours are all ellie posting, so it wont be long
>>212247336fucking what? no one is asking for burt
>>212247361Like big black clockwork
>>212247374This would destroy a normal peron's spine
>>212247368Daniel should play Death Stranding 2, if Scott won't do it.
guys it's a bit. it;s the mid season twist
>>212247339She looked so much younger in this scene for some reason
>>212247336fuck off nigger
>>212247383weird belly button
>>212247336admit it, you just really wanted to see burt jerk off in all of the contestant's beds
Iโll always go back to the superbed. It was special.
astounded at how badly they fucked up
>>212247415Do you guys go to high school together?
So, are we going to get S4 episodes in like 2 years?
>>212247355Im 34 and want to mentor her and fuck her sister
>>212247418hmm interesting
>>212247170Based princess.
>>212247418>jet didn't wake up and check his mail until 730pmwigger
>>212247432It'll be out when it's out.
I'm going to groom an Ellie on Discord
Sams Flavored Farts eggy or sewage scented?
>>212247405>it's a bitthis is going to turn into milhouse is not a meme
>>212247362>>212247369>>212247380>>212247411>>212247420malding trannies, he's the best thing to ever come out of the tank
Who wins a Dan Burt boxing match
>>212247494he will be missed, you wont
If I woke up next to this everyday I would be the happiest man of all time.
>>212247418>No Ben lol it's just a guideline we can't actually get in any real trouble from this lol, they won't even notice us
>>212247483Mints is truly grotesque
i forgot to make the show
>Alternate reality where the wiggers don't scam us out of S4
>Alright guys, you know those contests where people would leave their hand on a car the longest to win it? This next challenge is like that, only you'll be sitting on a bed with a gay black guy that's jerking off and cumming all over the bed. The last person on this bed with Burt, wins 1 fishbuck (i really need $10)
Want me to say your girlfriends name?
>>212247502dan would kill that nigger
>>212247274Good or bad is giving them too much credit. Freddy was the only great fish and Ellie was the only bad one. The others were mid. They had potential but weโll never know if they couldโve reached it
>>212247507hopefully the bus doesn't miss
>>212247483You have every right to sue them btw. They did promise you 42 days of content.
Too bad Fishtank fans are too cattlelike
good job taking drastic action to get things back on track, Jet
yes, kicking Jin was first priority
>>212247512This but unironically.
>>212247483Mints is truly gorgeous
>>212247527top 3 fishtank challenge and I hate burt
>>212247483How did they find mints did he paypig his way into the wigger unit
>>212247537mfw claire starts blowing bubbles on my shit
Freddy filmed telling his pajeet uber driver about the show
Jet needs 2 months to rest and recuperate. he was getting bullied the whole season (2weeks)
>>212247537>Has a mental breakdown due to S4 dying>Inhales every Galaxy Gas canister within an 100 mile radius
>>212247502that's probably the funniest match up
>>212247464>the gay black guy is jerking off again>this is the best thing to ever come out of the tank
>>212247455how does one achieve this? where to find?
>>212247455haha get in line, every bitch on discord gets 100+ messages a day its like tinder statistics for getting a response back.
I have the feeling that if jet goodson does get sued by someone there's going to be an avalanche of lawsuits, charges, and accusations from other people he's done wrong all piling on when they see blood in the water
>>212247274Youre retarded as fuck
where is wayne the lawyer when you need him
in retrospect, he should have kept the gloves on
>>212247572................
>>212247336Burt is on the FTL Mount Rushmore but he wouldโve been a mediocre freeloader.
how tone deaf do you have to be to celebrate after this season - and if you do, how do you not have the sense to not record it?
I'm not even one of these fags accusing them falsely of "pulling the rug"
>>212247544Lol in retrospect this is very funny that jet couldnt even be around jin for 2 weeks he was so assblasted.
Maybe he feared jin would call him out on his wigger scam
>>212247235I wish Freddie stopped saying catchphrases/self quotes. If he comes back like this, he will just keep repeating slogans and baseding to camera
>>212247588the high schooler and busted stripper arent going to fuck you bro
>a twist of a different stripe
>stripe is their payment processor
they were always planning to rug pull
>>212247537my face when i cost my friends their jobs
Often wondered what Bex was on about with this, now I realise she was talking about Fishtank
>>212247278Luca wasn't fired
>Gigi
>Dallas
>Malia
>Claireโs sisters
Why do so fishes get mogged their sisters?
Did AB(fat retarded indian) have to do any damage control with a digest?
>>212247568 Samefagging to say heโs Afghani, and Freddy asked him if heโs apart of the taliban lmaooo
>>212247567Call the doctor, call the doctor
Must be something wrong with me (Oh-h)
She's a monster, why do I want you
Please tell me, please tell me
She's a monster (aye)
She's a monster (oh)
That girl, she's a motherfucking monster
But I love her, yeah I love her
Ooh ah, ooh ah ah
I'm asian, Please explain to me why white guys love asian girls so much and no don't just say just for sex.
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>>212247543Sue for what?
I didn't pay anything.
thank g-d cryo is live and saving the show right now
>>212247544>I'm unhappy about a few things this seasonJin
>may need to take drastic actionKick Jin
>get us back on trackleaving the house after a few F list celeb cameos
>>212247623This is about Israel
>>212247625we want him back!
>>212247641because they are pretty
>>212247644Is he drinking? I'll watch if he's drinking.
>>212247543Billy will win (again)
>>212247607realistically i think jet would have taken his lumps if not for the fact that he saw jin as a markyposting risk, which is what actually scares him and sam more than anything.
NEW TWEET
https://x.com/wigger/status/1940205431160545495
>>212247635it was just a reposted clip from yesterday no commentary so yes
>>212247623she was talking about niggers
>>212247512damn the gook genes really didn't do any favors for her. i'll take gigi anyday
>>212247235this isn't real, you faggots are retarded
>>212247667he sounds drunk
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1ypKdZwrRDnJW
>>212247641I dont like asians at all. Ellie is hot though (her sister mogs)
>i want you to have this, /ftl/
>>212247641Because they can't get any better. So they simp for foreign women who may be more inclined to see dating white as a step up. Ellie is mid. Nothing worth simping over. But when you're a desperate beta male anything with a pussy is worth a try. They'll beg for scraps no matter how low it gets.
>>212247676ok its time to go back
Its kinda crazy that'll be like 18 months between seasons since s4 doesnt count
>>212247628she put sister on fishtank to get her to stop drinking and get her out of the casino and then a year later shes drinking more and working at a casino, but this time with 60 Indians in her comment section trying to marry her
where can we bet on when these threads start getting moved or deleted?
cryo lowkey spilling tea downnnn
>>212247707>her sister mogsI need to see proof
>>212247712he has a nickname for direnc but not letty
>I'm the biggest promoter of the fishtank brand
No wonder it fucking died
>>212247695Nice resolution there bozo
>>212247712stop shilling your fake twitter fucking jeet
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>>212247695Here's the proper res image
>>212247641they've always treated me better
cryokeen could have been their legal counsel with the same results
>>212247714T. not white.
Real white guys are so over "white women" white women are a step down over hot asian or other brown women.
>but le white raceno one cares brownoid cancer
the offseason is always better anyway
>Cryo is already talking about poop
I'm out
>>212247730always knew she was too smart for the wiggers
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>>212247730Jet 100% tried to feel her up while he was drunk or something
>>212247743I think he just couldn't spell her name lol
letโs just pretend the show is still live so we donโt get kicked off the board
>>212247743he just can't spell
>>212247764but not too smart for niggers
>>212247714I find them attractive. I just dont want a Hapa baby cause they dont look like me and their brain chemistry is all messed up
>>212247744>>I'm the biggest promoter of the fishtank brand>gets one like on the tweet
dan just kicked a hole in the wall
>>212247746it's real you dumb fucking ape
>https://x.com/FredericAnthon6/status/1940197986287636556
>>212247740Anon posted it here
>>212247695 but its shitty resolution. Last thread or the 1 before that has a bunch. She was a model
I wish sam would actually watch this cryo stream
>>212247727She unironically probably makes $1k+ a night if she actually is a casino whore. I go to one of the biggest Florida casino regularly and its all the most busted Chinese and Black girls who are harassing you to fuck. If she came up to me I'd be like "Yes please"
>Cryo (lives in his mom's laundry room and sells fishtank clay models on a retirement island) is telling Sam Hyde how the world works
Where's the idubbz irony graphic? I need it for a second.
>>212247641which gender asian are you?
>>212247615Youre a literal retarded nigger who thinks about nothing but sex. Kill yourself
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>>212247693these three need to make a travel podcast in europe
Following Fishtank is like studying The Roman Empire, you gradually move on from contemplation why it fell to astonishment at how it lasted as long as it did.
>>212247262needs to stop shaving.
someone told cryokeen to "lower the bar"
wtf he lives in a laundry room and eats his mom's poop how much lower can the bar go
>>212247832Drench has a lazier eye than letty at this point
fishtank literally saved lettys life. she looked like a cryptid in those pornos
>>212247832those three need to have sex with me if you know what I mean
>>212247336careful now
people now pretend like they've always hated Burt and that he wasn't the highlight of season 3 from start to finish
would you rather buy crochet from tayleigh or crayola model magic from cryo
>>212247826you sound very mad
>>212247817I don't even think she's whoring she just makes shorts on social media
she still streams on kick to about 14 people so I don't think she's doing well, her new bfs probably got a lot of money though
>>212247641they take pride in their appearance
>>212247856>looked like a cryptidHot
cryokeen is diogenes but smarter and better
>>212247859please please shut the fuck up
>>212247816kek i remember the night brian and cole both slept in b2, i thought they were gonna kill each other
>>212247734Get cucked retard
>>212247887its true tourist, people loved that shit
>>212247832fuck direnc
marry ellie
kill nina
dang I'm bummed out that we only got 2 weeks of aryeh
white women are so hilariously trash nowadays i can't ever see myself with one.
Being with a white woman is like choosing to drive a beat up second hand cheap car over a luxury sports car.
in fact most white women make me physically sick
>>212247859He was fun until the wiggers revolved the entire show around him
>>212247896I even said please you fucking faggot
>>212247734threads aren't getting deleted because they show isn't actually over yet dumbass the tweet says the show isn't over and they promised 42 days
I'm still mad
I will always be mad.
On my death bed I will be mad.
When the seas heat up and the world falls into global catastrophe I will still be fucking mad.
In the afterlife, when I get to the gates of Heaven, St. Peter and his angels will ask me "Are you still mad about Fishtank Season 4?" My answer will be yes.
When the race of man is no more and the ruins of man's cities have crumbled into dust, I will still be mad.
Ancient alien civilizations will find the smoldering, volcanic corpse of planet Earth and decode the secrets of the ancient "internet" and they will find this post and so my eternal anger will be brought forth into the far-flung reaches of outer space.
When the last tiny flash of heat in the universe dies and all descends into entropy, my hatred will remain.
Im still so fucking mad I took the time to write this stupid fucking post and I'm not the slightest bit less mad. I fucking hate you, Jet.
>>212247861>meth-covered crocheted beanie>poop-covered clay GoldstrikerAs much as I hate Tayleigh, I'd rather buy the beanie, if I had to.
>>212247832god damn direnc is ugly
when does josie return to united states?
>>212247918Gayleigh doesnt wash hands after pooping
>>212247886How do you feel about ellie worshipping bwc
>Uhhh no dude I don't have any feelings for Direnc she like threw my laundry on the ground dude, i like Letty much more
does he really except us to believe this?
>>212247929She really fucked herself up with those lip injections
>>212247918cryokeen makes true outsider art though
the beanies are just gay
>>212247788tight hapa brat princess
>there was in fact no announcement, the refund emails were just delayed until after the fucking stream
nice
>>212247916100 percent believe the rug pull theory
>>212247816jet ruined this because of his r9k bullshit too, little sissy
>>212247948>bwcShe is attracted to nebish loser types. Deff a swp (small white peepee) enjoyer
>>212247832the chink fogs (female mogs)
>>212247916add this to the rugpull infograph
Direnc is accepting followers on IG, any normal fags able to get in?
>>212247948Honestly, I don't mind seeing asians with white guys. I have alot of white friends so I'm pretty cool with them. I absolutely hate seeing asian girls with niggers. It's fucking disgusting. Half nigger half asian kids look like little alien monkeys
Ellie is a cute little coquette
Her sister is hot
I'd rather bed Ellie
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crazy how ben lost all his goodwill this season
Jet was barely on camera during famous house it was amazing
dan kicked another hole in the wall
>>212247936he lost all of his aura i fear
>>212247816They should get more guys mad at each other, it's kino. But the show is dead, so rip.
>>212247996thats whats so funny about ricecels seething at wmaf, they got the good end of the stick.
>>212247996Hapa kids turn into elliot rodger. Hapas are non humans
>>212247329>the freaking out about house damage wasnโt some ironic way to mess with the fish, Jet was just genuinely scared about pissing off a Chinese criminal bossGoranian
>>212247949He meant "dirty laundry", not physical laundry.
As in he didn't like how Direnc would always yell at him for being an alcoholic and calling him out about his past.
Their last argument we saw broadcasted where he said "99% of people who drink beer love beer" highlighted this, which is funny enough that this might have been what really ruined it for him. He did mention all the time how he hated when people take digs at people for their past.
I have just come back after like multiple weeks.
What happened, did it end? Someone give me an update.
>>212247968Jet was talking way to confidently about the season while simultaneously looking way less prepared than normal for it to he anything but a rugpull.
Also probably why he just cast the first hot girl he saw with replacing the dropout to make as much simpbux in 2 weeks as he could
>>212248009Is he just finishing season 4 himself? That would be a smart move. Rogue season, split off from the wiggers.
>>212247982goofy white boy is code for bwc.
she only pretended jet was cute because she's out of touch with the real audience and thought it'd be a good look. only cucks and ellie seethers pretend otherwise
>We should have made the call Jet fucked up
>uhhh its ok bruv
>>212247899they hated him because he spoke the truth.
>>212248006Andrew was a little KWAB
>>212247132 (OP)So is fishtank just over?
Like I know what tgey said but will actually only be a few months or is the show just done?
>>212247936jet, bic, and jameson are the mega-faggots, but i wouldnโt mind if ben kwabbed
>>212247916cuck shit nation, americans are pathetic
>>212248027literally ricecel propaganda
>>212248006Famous House won and the Burt revisionism needs to stop. I get that it's fun to be contrarian but he is bar none the best and most unique fish of all time, and will likely remain so since Jet & Sam decided to "M0nd0 M3gab1ts" the Fishtank audience
>>212248047He sucked at taking food orders, watching him with Sam was awkward.
>>212248049I donโt think the show is done but itโll likely take way longer to do whatever they planned, expect at least a year of downtime.
>>212248049>So is fishtank just over? Yeah, please don't charge back.
Was it worth it Benjamin?
>>212248059>be white>decide to breed with bug thing because you cant get pussy>son is doomed to a life of misery and inceldomyou only prolonged your bloodline ending lmao
>>212248065S3 was great but burt fatigue is real
>>212248034>half baked show with good cast>tease S2 twist >shows pretty good despite production doing nothing>say there's legal trouble but we will get 6 weeks of content >they already knew there was no fighting this and that it would be shut down>had to move show to a basement>that gets shutdown and stream goes off for a few days >radio silence>they say they'll be back>they're back to say the show is over >begging people not to refund they basically rugpulled the fans
>>212248055turn your flag back on
>>212248047>they don't know i'm jet neptune
>>212248027Your brain, and everything in it, was received from the internet, without examination or caution.
>freddy says french isn't real
THIS SEASON FUCKING SUCKED, GLAD IT GOT FUCKING SHUT DOWN! FUCK YOU!!!
>>212247936>ben forced aura farmingit's really over
>It's advantageous to ignore the cease and desist
Does anybody have all of Cole's vocaroo songs saved?
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New Angie patreon post
https://gofile.io/d/TxROXG
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>>212248027>Still parroting this over a decade later
PLEASE GUYS, Do NOT charge back. We'll make this right! The next season is going to be a banger! Better audio, internet, video, etc. It's all getting upgraded! Stay tuned! SOON!
>>212248032ahhh that makes much more sense
he typed it weird tho
>no burt
>no fatty
>no alex stein
>no frank
sounds like a good season to me
>>212248111Her face is really fucked up
>>212248121>Named meowI seeeee why
>>212248093trvke. Asians are just goon toys for yt do not make the mistake of breeding them
>>212247943When steinful, her wigger chigger hapa boyfriend, is done with her.
>>212248093Who are you even fantasising about. Ive only been with hot white girls. I want an asian.
>>212248049>only be a few months or is the show just done?Sam said they are gonna come back, but first they have to build a new foundation, leveling everything, it's not gonna take a full year.
is the current state of fishtank
Did anything from S4 do better numbers than these tweets?
>>212248100nz bro, and what cunt your nation is full of pussies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N87E3Kz3Hmo
i hate the wiggers but will always love the community. cya lads
another thing thats stupid on the show is the audience will tts a fish to do something (steal xyzfishes money/destroy property) then immediately tts the other fish thats getting fucked with and tell on them.
its so fucking stupid and old at this point.
>>212248032he was still going after her after the cell where she straight up brought up his woman beating allegations. my guess is that freddy drank too much at the s3 house and they got into another fight he's still heated about
>>212248154Nah i want to breed them ABGs (asian breeding girls)
Jet really is his father's son
>>212248145What's a brotha gotta do to get you to post it?
can you guys PLEASE stop with the charge back shit?
stripe is threatening to terminate our account.
I don't think jet has ever been in a more advantageous position with how everyone feels about fishtank rn
>>212248166nope, Ellie mogged Bam
>>212248096It's yet again the wiggers' fault. When Simbal was kicked, there was no one in the house that could be a foil/match his energy and so he took center stage basically by default.
mfw fishtank newfags are just now finding out about "he can't just keep getting away with it"
he will always get away with it
whether it's scamming you or driving across state lines to fuck a 15 year old. he will always get away with it.
police care more about some dudes filming a show in their house than a pedophile fucking a child.
>>212248170>nz bro, and what cunt your nation is full of pussiesnta, but you guys need more christchurch shooters. step it up nz bro.
>>212248170Can I have some New Zealand pussy please? Do you have a sister?
Stripe you're acting just like Cole
>>212247676I never played system shock 2, should I get the remaster?
>>212248166jin looking up angie's dress had a few ten thousand likes
What's "going bagel mode" anyways?
I'll bet it's an antisemitic dogwhistle (not that I'm complaining).
>>212248170what the fuck is nz?
>>212248110lmao the lines wtf
>>212248165Do they need to sell their properties first?
>>212248121cute and comfy
>>212248197do they have matching shirts on?!?
>>212248222some discord groomer that ellie talks to is named bagel
This sucks, I feel like something has been ripped from me. The season was getting pretty good.
โOh bro we aim to tear it all down and be back in a matter of months!โ Yeah fucking right. Jet Neptune is going to sell three houses and get a warehouse in another state and work out the permits so that it can be used as a lodging without issue and build a realistic house set inside the warehouse that is properly insulated and soundproofed and has working plumbing and then heโs going to move the entire wigger crew out of RI and put on an entirely new season in a matter of months JET NEPTUNE is going to oversee all this by the way jet fucking neptune is the man for the job.
Guarantee itโll be at least a year if it comes back at all. I wonder whatโs itโs like to work for the wiggers, it would be fascinating to see what the inside of the machine is like.
>>212248197look at this fat little boy vaping while daddy talks to the teacher for him
fat faggot
>>212247712He's only saying this because he had 0 chance
>airsoftfatty and burt as future freeloaders
we dodged a massive fucking bullet
>>212248223It stands for New Zulu. It's in Africa.
>>212248110>>212248097Why shut down, and who is soda
>mde never dies
what a stupid fuckin slogan lmao
bunch of middle aged dudes who think they are the funniest people alive because they sit around jerkin eachother off thinkin they are funny
>>212248181Thats why i never blame fish for not listening to tts. Then they get all pissy "wahhh they do nothing they could havs done X!"
But to whos benefit? Because its like 30 seconds of "content" and will just come back to hurt them far worse
I don't know what would have happened if s4 had continued, but s5 is going to be all contestants Jet personally scouted from the fast food place where he's going to be stuck working now that he doesn't have fishtank to pay the bills.
>>212247996Pretty normal for asians innit they even prefer if their daughter goes for whites
>>212247914so you think i should put my money on the 42 day? lmao
dont worry guys new episode of extreme peace tomorrow and supplements on the way get fucking hype y'all
shouldnt there be way more backlash? i guess it doesnt matter if you watch for free
>>212248101God those shoes were hideous they look shopped to be bigger lol
>>212248257I prefer the off season anyway
>>212248101KWAB he's daniel
>>212248258SODA!!!!!!!!!!
If you paid for this season (LOL), the only way to regain your honor is to charge back. It's easy and there is nothing the wiggers can do about it. Jet & Sam see the audience as scum and wouldn't stop to help you if you were dying on the street. Mondo Megabits
>>212248263its funny because they stopped being funny trying to appeal to young people
>>212248247yeah the only reason he was able to do this shit in the first place is skirting laws and having shit being so unprofessional that didn't require much work at all
no fuckin way this shit will come back
Not a single person in here has seen a pussy
>>212248207he was australian though
>>212248222I assume her friend bagelboy crashes out on discord and makes a scene so she was planning on doing that at some point.
Seemed like an inside joke among her friends
cryo is kinda hot in a beary sort of way
please don't charge back we'll give you some tokens and let you sample sam's supplements early. we'll even give you a discount code for zipp!
>>212248266way more tolerable than their daughter going for niggers.
>>212248311Then what does that make you
#wiggergate
#fishtanklive
>>212248222bagelboy (brandon cruz) is a discord friend of ellie, its reference to his crash outs or something of the sort
>>212248291Fishtank "fans" are being good cattle and not complaining, as they were taught.
>>212247856She almost killed herself in-between S2 and bloodgames.
>>212248325will it be an actually good supplement? do you promise?
>>212248166payton did like 20m on 2 different accounts
like i'd rather have sex with cryo than sam
>>212248311I saw letty's, it was gross.
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I miss fishtank
https://youtu.be/ZvQcX5yfTD8?t=334
>>212248291Im kind of glad its over i was losing a lot of sleep. Im also excited to see the trial of jet goodson vs the state of massachusetts
>>212248291It's a neptunian ending to a gay show.
I would like to wish for Sam and Jet's inprisonment, but I can't be greedy; Fishtank shutting down is more than enough for me.
>>212248326whats really funny is when ricecels so mind broken by BWC and WMAF start turning to nigger cuck shit to cope.
They are just naturally cucks
>>212248258When they were in the S2 house the police showed up and the house was condemned because there was no direct exit from the basement to the outside which is against regulations when people are sleeping there. They apparently were still planning to keep the season going up until yesterday when the landlord of the S1 house (some absentee chink landlord) was apparently hit with charges and they decided to stop the show to help out his case
>>212248311your mouth will do just fine nigger
>>212248312you're not helping your case nz bro. you gotta beat that aussies high score. you're not gonna let a foreigner be #1 on the leaderboard in your country, are you?
>>212248311lol i have 4 sisters
>>212248346sam has fallen off pretty hard in just a few years
jet too
the show is actually killing them
>>212248214It was fully insane that Jet felt the need to say "we never disliked Cole" over the speakers
>>212248337How did you even figure out the context for that
Having hapa kids is weird. Your kids dont look like you. Although I do like a bit of yellow
>>212248325>we'll give you some tokensWhat makes this even funnier is there wont ever be something to spend tokens on ever again.
Please don't leave me alone guys.
Why do (You) let Jet Neptroon scam you?
>>212248378watcha doh glowie. No he will not do the thing
>>212248346Really, Tayleigh? What made you change your mind?
>>212248388damn do they just like randomly spread their pussy at you or something
>>212248291production shoved them in a basement, we all stopped caring right there
>>212248004He is an abuser all season 2 fans knew this
>>212248311Excuse me... NINA
>>212248032He had no chance no matter what because he's a retarded midget with a tiny penis. It's absolutely hilarious how delusional fredditors are. This is the most amount of money he's ever had at once and its a few thousand dollars.
>>212248388mexianon strikes again
>>212248395personally i'd love hapa daughters
>>212248397>>212248409im the youngest. when you have 4 older sisters they make you do all kinds of crazy stuff
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>aryeh will probably never be able to post on the spongebob reddit ever again
what the fuck am i supposed to nolife now
What do you guys actually want?
Do you want me to win or to lose?
Reading these threads you cant make your mind up
>>212248368I would rather jet go to jail than fishtank get shut down. Sam can always find a new wigger. I really like fishtank despite the wiggers making it worse
>>212248311>i had several chances but i just didn't want to fuck any fat bitches
>>212248391because the retard used his legal name on the fishtank site and kept sending TTS about how she needed to go full bagel mode. his socials were found through ellie's followings referencing their discord and that confirmed it
Anyways... Im going to sleep with jimmys sister and send him the vids
Alright Claire main shows over time to create content
>>212248388Can you give me one of their numbers
>>212248454rumao you just don't get it do you
>>212248483she's moved on
generational back to back fumbled endings
i like how sam spent his time messaging in these threads while he was on the show
my 9/10 bosnian rapist husband
>>212248247If I dont charge back do you think they'll hire me
>>212248492Lol that will never happen
>>212248492No she hasnโt
>>212248497He didn't even know what was going on with the show, he just showed up out of obligation.
>>212248483she blacked out at 7 pm (started drinking at 11 am)
>>212248486You dont get it
You want the show to fail and be good at the same time
You want different production but then it would just b another show
twitter would have never put wiggergate together. lol
What is one of your favorite moments across the seasons, mid-seasons and off-season time? Not your favorite but some random from your top five people don't bring up regularly.
For me it was during Bloodgames, seeing Tay follow Chris like a dog because he was smoking weed and she was fiending for some. Seriously twitching and staring him like a crack addict. She was ready to suck him off for a little toke.
What an absolute degenerate.
>>212248233Sam probably told him that if he wore a godawful belinciaga logo tee for the concession speech he'd break his leg
>>212248331Looked like a fatter aryeh for a second
>>212248455taco bell specifically every day
>>212248509>>212248512I'm afraid so boys
cool clods has passed away
>>212248402Open the door Neptroon, itโs the SEC
WHEN DID THEY CLONE SAM AND REPLACE HIM WITH THAT SKINNY GUY
>>212248291/ftl/ is too parasocial to seriously hate. offseason thread saw something like this happening months ago
>>212248388>>212248447Least molested fishtank viewer
>>212248388feels like we're back on /bant/ already
>>212248503You jest but its amazing how many people actually want to work for jet. That seems miserable to have to deal with lazy drug addicts that can't tell time and are incapable to being genuine
>>212248497>sam walks in the house>ok uh this is the cell>sits on his laptop for 3 hours in the corner>leavesthanks sam
>>212248528Reality shows are about drama. The fans want drama. That's literally it.
Is there anyone who still thinks this is a bit and they're coming back?
i'm really jonesing for some bloodgames 2. are there any channels with good larps that i can watch? the youtube algorithm is kinda fucky so it's hard to find anything.
>>212248566they want the clout
>>212248531Probably TJ droning on to a half-asleep Oliver about his romantic arc with Taylor for about an hour.
>>212248537makes sense. they're both fat retarded jews
>>212248388Thats pretty hot can you tell us more?
>>212248197ahahahahahahahahhahaha jet is so fat
he looks like a baby lmfaooooooo
>>212248481thats not cool, she died
did the cast really have to find their own way home?
>>212248291#wiggergate #fishtanklive
>>212248531https://x.com/0x0celot/status/1854402409583333663?t=7AeDyGthUsz6-6_Z3E7RjQ&s=19
>why do you have crumbs all over your face?
>>212248563jon fell off harder than alex b
Aryeh has a sister so he could potentially become my brother-in-law if I play my cards right.
What will they try to sell it for this time?
Shadi
In the coming weeks we need you to befriend Direnc and learn if Ellie let Jet rape her. I understand if this could take a while to pull off. Thank you.
>>212248575no, they've moved on to how they had a conspiracy to cut show short at two weeks intentionally because they don't want to earn money for the whole six weeks
>>212248582True, i guess the people that want to work for him are lazy drug addicts too
>>212248291Ya know what? They did work hard.
>>212248610they need to just be doing normie house again, just so Sam and Ben can play characters
>they had a party right after their season crushed and burned and their viewers were left in disappointment
The audience care more about the show than the people running it
>>212248627adding a condemnation to the file really ups the asking price, buyers are willing to pay a premium
>>212248638shadi mog sam here
>>212248596Ellie was offered a place to stay with jet
>cast full of retards
>was going to add fatty and burt
the 1st season to drive the viewers to suicide
>>212247816Cole and Brian sharing B2 that one night
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SAM LIED
JET LIED
Do you think Claire shits herself while passed out after drinking too much?
No, I am not Cryokeen.
>>212248665also doing this party after all 70 employees for bloodgames were fired right in the house were they were previously living and working kek
>>212248638direnc needs to stay away from that low class obese fool
>>212248575 No Freddy filmed himself with an Uber driver telling him about the show and asking him if heโs apart of the taliban. Heโs going home
>>212248627They're going to lose so much on this shit
>>212248616Hes good when hes in events. Just hasnt been in any lately
>>212248665they needed to unwind after a week of nothing
>>212248676how could you tell
>>212247714thats probably true in some cases but i know a lot of guys who could easily pull white girls that just gravitate towards asians and prefer how they look. theres something else to it
>>212248638Good post. I really hated shadi at first but he came in clutch with the jet gooning evidence.
>>212248676yes but only for men
>>212248616Jon never fell off, Jimmy.
"Guys....look...it's no surprise season 4 was a total shit show dud...alright? Listen....I know...I'm the first one to hear all of it...But....we have to take risks....we're fishtank...and I'm personally proud of the team busting their ass...that being said...we're gonna take the time and hammer out all the problems and come back even stronger...better audio...better bits....guys....season 5 is gonna blow your mind...."
>Bot audience smiles
>Agrees
>" Ya know what? They did work hard."
>Next season
>Repeat
>>212248665#wiggergate
#fishtanklive
>>212248689They shouldn't have used the same house.
>>212248700Who you calling low class?
>>212248680kek she actually did. she ate all his punches until he got tired and ended it.
I don't mean to say fishtank was any good but it's the best thing Sam's ever been a part of so it's weird that he'd let his loser adopted son Jet run it.
>>212248704Sending everyone home is part of the bit. Then they fly them back out.
>>212248554Sam feels death breathing on his back. He went off the roads and was doing fucking cardio in the tank. Bute he can't outrun God. See you in he'll Goldschlagger.
Is Jet going to reuse the same "we learned from our mistakes" line for S5 in 2029?
>>212248531Speaking of Tay I liked that night when charleston white wanted to rape xer
>>212248584Oliver never got a good sleep in that house.
im not an insider but i know one and they said luke took the brunt of sams wrath and he has been fired. thats why he wasnt at the finale or the afterparty. its over
Jet kicked off Cole because he was worried about getting replaced
>>212248680>>212248750she just got really horny
>>212248692I black out a lot and have never shit myself, so I doubt it. I pissed the bed once though.
>>212248689So like... all they had to do was use a different house from the start, in a new city and none of this would have happened?
No way this wasn't intentional
>>212248766Aryeh tweeted that he "bought a ticket home"
>>212248768>Maximum Confidence>We are so prepared>Fixed all past issues>Really good cast>Best Season yet
>>212248699whos ass are you people pulling this 70 employees number out of
>>212248772I could see it yeah.. Luke is handsome but kinda stupid and incompetent
>>212248799Binx looking younger here
>Hey fish i'm super famous and you guys are forced to take care of me or i will send burt to dp gay stuff to you
glad it didnt happen, fucking hate this faggot
it's sort of a loose, watery half-finished product
>>212248212you should come; beautiful half-white half-maori women will cold approach you here even if you look like Jet
>>212248802niggas just be lying for no reason
Did anyone manage to friend Direnc on IG?
>>212248794>todays challenge is flipping a coin
>>212248772i could see him getting in trouble for the shadowboxing antics
>>21224869970 fat guys are now homeless
>>212248802production told me
>>212248818Why would you?
>>212248809why does jet think "treat fatty like a king" is the funniest thing in the world? they do it every season and it sucks so much
>>212248825God forbid someone take a jog
>>212248772 Who was the afterparty comprised of besides the fish and jet and Ben?
>>212248789irrelevant faggot
>>212248638A lot of work and little payoff
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Mods don't know it's cancelled so we have three more weeks of checking OP for news about bloodtank or whatever, checking the first replies for watermellie, then leaving a shitpost without reading the rest of the thread
>>212248766production told me
>>212248825>>212248825Sam is the 1 that made him box
>>212248772Why is it anyone's "fault"? They picked a house known to chat so it would be easily reported.
>>212248758the cardio is a sign that something is indeed wrong with his health
>>212248802>>212248838on the hong kong 2 podcast (dogshit) ben and maejok estimate that they have 70 people on fishtank payroll. this was a week or two prior to season 4 starting
>>212248871methleigh would be a jeff fan
imagine coming home to this
Does anyone have the image of Cole standing up watching Brian sleep
>>212247235>Freddy is a degenerateWow, shocking
>>212248766why, you tryin to get the pipe?
>>212248889Ricky posted this? That little malformed goblin is alright
>>212248892the bloodgames 2 fatties were volunteers not employees
>>212248883people found the house in season 1 pretty much instantly, the location will always be doxxed
>>212248897and then seeing your non-white children and all the dishes your wife didn't clean
Next person to bake a thread put news in the section. They wonโt let us stay if you halfass it
>>212248897Slumber party with Ellie and big sis
How shit is the unity game they "made"
season 4 returning freeloaders should have been
s1: jon or tai
s2 tj or oliver
s3 kwan (mini frank hassle), simbal (bollywood director), alex b and jeff (the burnouts)
bitchtank: crackheads
Aryeh won
>>>/wsg/5913235
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751418805632083.mp4
>>212248939It's like $25, what do you think?
So realistically it will be a year or so before we get a new season?
Damn this is the only MDE content I care about.
EP is a letdown, havent watched any of sams pods
I dont want to go to their comedy shows either
This sucks, they could have done things the right way and I wouldnt have ti suffer for their mistakes
>>212248897Ellie im 1 year older than your sister and im a biologist. Please hook a brother up. I live right by the s3 house ill drive you home
>>212247170 Thatโs where itโs at
>>212248929asian women are pro dish washers though
>>212248928Reminder that was Lettyโs fault + neptroon exposing the local pizza place because his fat ass was more concerned with eating
>>212248945>Jimmy got to have sexual contact with thisNot fair
>>212248945arye was a gem
>>212248825>sam: the fuck this nigga doing?>luke: i was in the red shark suit nigga
>>212248913Fuck that anon was right, storyboard artists from Spongebob really are contacting him.
>Aryeh joins the spongebob team>has input for an episode>it's obviously fishtank themedYour thoughts?
>>212248913based love and life ending
I need to share some loose thoughts on Fishtank, in light of S4's cancellation.
1) The potential of any cast of contestants is more the responsibility of the production than it is on any individual participant. And to this point, I think it's obvious that they struck gold way more times than they deserved. Jon, Letty, Burt, Alex B, Freddie, etc. If you want to draw out the entertainment, you need to tard wrangle and make things interesting.
2) S1 was iconic because everyone were like shy and giddy teenagers experiencing love for the first time. It was a diamond in the rough, but it was expected of this kind of experimental entertainment format.
2) S2 was vile, aggressive shitshow that was completely cynical in all the worst ways. It was an unstructured mess and it felt tired and also a bit evil (more on this later). The best moment was Summer, but that was mostly a show meta.
3) Famous House was the complete package. It was also very high effort. It also had the most amount of potential squandered, which is insane to think of because it delivered so much. Highest highs and lowest lows is used to characterise this season, but it's true. Again, this wasn't just bad luck striking against the show, it was also production's incompetence thinking that they can merely wing it instead of planning out scenarios and routes and having a team of non-sleep deprived creatives working through the organic happenings during the show.
4) Since the beginning, Fishtank was evil. But it became more and more so as seasons went by, the sole exception to this being Bloodgames which was festive and light hearted, despite some drama. I don't know if it's Hyde's roid abuse or whatever the fuck, but there were so many moments of evil that it became a genuinely hard watch. Not paying Burt was a big moment, also Sam literally poaching Luke to do whatever meaningless shit, and now the S4 rugpull, which 100% was.
I will be adding fishtank to my board filters. Fishtank can never be cool again
>>212248866You'll make a new friend from Australia... imagine the networking opportunities! Also did Etika put a joycon in your no-no place?
>>212248447uhhh like what bro?
>>212248913Happy for that little big-monster-dicked nigga with the fleshy cornrows
>>212248983lol no he didnโt
>>212248945 Kek he just needed 4 days off-camera to relax and he became funny again
>>212247336It was really easy to achieve this in a fun way that even Burt detractors would have been ok with. For the fallout shelter thing, go to the S3 bar room instead. Silver Burt is there as a bartender robot. Fishtoys to tape mouth and stuff. It was so easy.
>>212249000Thatโs disturbing no Etika didnโt touch me, he was my friend and dated my old friend briefly before his passing.
>>212248998I miss this so much
>>212248945need me a letty like gf
>>212248929>come home to my beautiful hapa wife>and our 3 beautiful hapa daughters>to a home cooked meal asian style>"white women free zone" sign when you enter the housesounds heavenly
>>212248913wait is that the spongebob animator? how in the fuck
anyways, i'm glad for him, Aryeh but might an annoying self hating yapper a lot of the times but he's not a bad guy at heart
i wish I could help him irl
>>212249047that guy played the gayest shittiest smash bros game ever did you know that
>>212248993Not paying Burt is really bad actually. I mean, it was sort of funny as a joke I guess. But not paying him and blowing the money on roulette is... Kinda gross.
>>212249094Especially considering the sheer amount of money he made for them.
>>212249091I didnโt know he was a streamer until like a year after I met him and saw memes. I donโt really like watching streamers. Des was a good friend though.
>>212248627honestly should just cut their losses and sell it enough to break even or get a cheeky 10k out of it maybe
>>212248217yeah its pretty good
>>212249141they didnt pay cash for it and still owe the loan interest plus whatever they spent on renovations and the monthly payment for 2 years and insurance and taxes and everything else. they will be lucky to clear $1
>>212247916I think this account is ran by someone in production. He posted the bodycam footage unusually quickly after they said they had legal issues, he had to have requested it before then. Normally it's a bit of a process to get bodycam footage and towns tend to drag their feet with it, especially if you aren't even involved in the incident. I suspect he was able to get it so quickly because the involved production members requested it be provided to them.
>>212248889Beautifully executed, barely anyone picks up on what's happening other than calling ricky out for being deformed
>>212247483I would unironically come inside Mints. He should be wary from now on.
>>212247260S2 really was the worst