Thread 212248968

>>212249076
she turned my yellow fever into terminal yellow cancer

>about to pick ellie up to throw rocks on cars from the highway overpass
>gigi opens the door

what do

Frenchetty

>>212249217
A year is being very generous to do everything that Sam said with Jet and the wigger gang. It's not coming back.

>>212249184
I guess it would’ve been brutal trying to make that happen when there are still 4 weeks of show left, especially when they could just get kicked out again.

>>212248991
>continues with full knowledge of shutdowns months in advance
genius don draper move or galaxy gas?

>>212249253
If powtank had Kalei instead of Creature or Shadi then Claire would have stayed and it would have been the ending we deserved.

>>212249132
She said she won’t let her groom her so idk

>>212249217
>Is it really going to be a year before they come back?
Sam literally said it's not going to be a year

>>212249251
Can we apply the same logic to crack?

>>212249273
At least they could have said they tried

>>212249264
they should do an underground speakeasy theme bit

>>212249264
>you no longer have to deal with the incompetence of the wiggers
>you get to all hang out and have fun

yo the fish one. the basement was so retarded

>>212249261
I did this but with ice cubes

>>212249280
She's been reading the threads so is caught up on Jet lore

>>212249264
NO DIRENC DONT LEAVE ELLIE AT HOME WITH JET TO GO TO THE 21+ BAR STOP LISTENING TO LETTY IT WONT BE FINE

>>212249257
Cole and Jin are both retards but if given the position the wiggers have, it would be a massive upgrade to fishtank. Goes to show how fucking useless the wiggers really are

chances they buy a new house and hope for the best in a couple months?

>>212249284
that book was hella gay

Scott Sullivan MMA

Who did everyone root for each season?
>s1
Josie (whole cast sucked, still regret ever liking her)
>s2
Tj from like day, was an underdog until wiggers forced his arc
>bitchtank
Claire was the only choice
>s3
Alex / payton
>s4
Freddy / ellie
Im noticing a pattern of liking the crazy white guy and boring cute girl

Remember that stream where Josie wore the Drive scorpion jacket? That was pretty kino.

>>212249299
....*won

>>212249264
>freddy kruger

>>212249288
Content
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Nontent
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Content
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Content

>>212249313
It’s over

>>212249316
letty, cole/tj, claire, payton, direnc to win and freddy to be around until the end.

>>212249316
s1
letty and vance
s2
cole and tj
s3
simbal and mizzy
s4
freddy

a girl like Ellie needs at least a 6/10 white bf. Jeet is a 1/10.

>>212249264
I miss them so much

>>212249264
This must of been last night because Freddy was heading to the airport now

>>212249316
>S1
Jon
>S2
Brian
>Bitchtank
Haley
>S3
Simbal
>S4
Didn't watch, looked like a scam.

>>212249316
Josie/Damiel
Cole/teej
Ted/Mizzy
Direnc

>>212249316
Claire was a choice for Jet too
Easy pickings

>>212249313
No more houses nigga. They going rcommercial now. Jet said no more residential neighborhood shit.

>>212249316
why, Scott Sullivan MMA of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my SCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOTT SULLIVAN MMA! :) hahah

ITT: Who did you root for - my answer is, of course, Scott Sullivan MMA :D

hahaha!

>>212249264
>>212249308
>ellie left alone at the s3 house with the wiggers
Its fucking over. Thats why she stopped doing hee AMA a couple hours ago

>>212249264
yo ellie you can hang out here with me while everyone goes to the bar

GENERATIONAL BACK TO BACK EPIC STRIDE

>>212249316
jon
cole->tj
claire
alex b
freddy

>>212249358
Why are they so smug? They fucked up everything.

>>212249358
>mic still hanging

Could really use a QRD.
So Sam and his company knew full well they weren't allowed to go forward with Fishtank via a cease and desist filed and served in April?
But they went ahead with everything anyway knowing for sure they would get shut down at some point?

So the whole reason everything was so low effort was because they knew this season was just a fraudulent money grab? Is that what I'm supposed to be understanding here?

Solid, solid product

>>212249358
Great job wasting one of the best fish ever you stupid wiggers

so
>obviously had the rest of season 4 planned
>bloodgames 2 (could be ignored since it doesn't make a huge profit, but is mostly volunteer work so probably not a huge hole either)
>a third thing after bloodgames
>possibly more after that (jet planned content til the end of the year)
so how much revenue did they lose out for the year with this blunder?

>brings two 15000 dollar pay pigs on 4 hours before they know the show is being killed
people with aspergers will defend this

>>212249264
Direnc and Letty became buddies after all

>>212249316
Letty
Cole then TJ
Stopped watching Bitchtank when Abi left. Dave sucks.
Burt
Fred was the clear frontrunner but would have liked to see more Dark Daniel

>>212249284
might just be a coincidence but she seems interested in a lot of Irish stuff, saw she was listening to fontaines dc in one of her stories

>>212249396
Weird to quote that post when you're talking about Aryeh

might say the n-word tonight.

>>212249316
s1 was letty, s2 I stopped caring way before the end, s3 it fell apart but burt was a clear winner, s4 probably direnc

generational bangers

>>212249316
>s1
Damiel
>s2
TJ
>bitchtank
Watched the whole thing and never had any mind for who won
>s3
Alex
>s4
Freddy

>>212249365
i know what jet said, i also know jet and sam are unreliable idiots.

He will return.

jeet reminds me of that hungarian hollywood actor that was famous for being ugly, they used his voice and likeness in lots of cartoons.

>>212249316
>Jon
>Cole
>AlexB
>I didnt really care that much

>>212249413
Nina

>>212249413
woah buddy

>>212248968 (OP)
Jin won

>>212249358
Both of them need to be fired

>>212249205
>My wife loves her books
it's her fucking assigned summer reading

Will anyone remember Rachel a year from now? Will there be fishtank threads a year from now?

>>212249316
letty tj claire alex freddy

>>212249400
like 3-4 million
>this was intentional btw and I'm a retard schizo rugpull rugpull rugpull

>>212249402
I actually think it's based when retards that spend $15k to visit the wiggers get rugged. Rare production W

>>212249413
NUCLEAR it's NUCLEAR

>>212249409
gross ir*sh are disgusting

>>212249402
poor guy lost his job and didnt even get to goon to ellie for a couple more weeks

>>212249402
i hate the wiggers and paypigs like i hate israel and palestine, i wish both sides could lose

>>212249316
>s1
damiel
>s2
cole
>bitchtank
claire
>s3
alex
>s4
ellie

The only thing Daniel has posted so far is anime shit.
/ourguy/

>>212249358
So... they went out drinking BEFORE the "end of show" stream yesterday? Look at Ben's facial hair. This was before they knew they were going to end it for good.

4 days of waiting, and they were out partying.

>>212249426
why was simmons hated and not burt?

>>212249071
I agree

>>212249449
>this was intentional
Because it was

>>212249366
I say this

>>212249462
hes quirky waifu hunting let him cook

>>212249459
both side-ism only serves israel, so in effect you support israel

>>212249316
Letty
TJ
Claire
Payton
Jin or Freddy

>>212249464
hair on the side of is head too and he was shaved bald

i'm pro-israel

Why did Jimmy rape her bros?

>>212249464
his beard grows really fast

>Cole starts posting again
>Fishtank dies less than a month later
I kneel

>>212249479
i support america (israel)

>>212249474
then you are retarded
congrats

>>212249372
Letty completed her mission

>>212249464
Yeah this is from yesterday it was the pre rugpull party party

>>212249464
they had to restore the vibes

>>212249467
People who don't actually look at the facts think simmons goes to summer camps and rapes children

>>212249492
Glory to Israel!

>>212249496
Commitment to the bit

>>212249426
i wish i could ask him what the fuck that time travel video was. did he steal the original video and edit himself in? did he just hire some friends to say nonsense for a minute? i know i wouldn't even get an answer because he's too ESL and retarded.
https://youtu.be/zsjDHpqnXQk

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>212249464
correct.

>>212249502
The fuck are you talking about, nobody grows a full beard in the day. Ben had a mustache only last night.

They partied out at bars while we waited 4 days to come online.

CAN ANYONE DUMP ELLIES MOM PICS??? I need to se that spun out women!

>>212249316
>still regret ever liking her
I like how fishtank fans treat Josie winning s1 now worse than the rape of Nanking

>pre cancellation party
>then an after party
if you paid anything for this show you're an idiot

>>212249464
We were waiting around and upset for 4 days....

>>212249533
that picture was taken today his beard grows super fast

>>212249358
>uhh yeah everyone go to the bar
>oh ellie your aren't old enough? Thats okay ill hang out with you back here

FUCK AWOUND

>>212249398
back to back

>texted him a week ago
makes it seem like they don't want frank

>>212249464
How the fuck do they drink every single day

>tfw the biggest ellie fan
>pro-israel
>and not an antisemite
awkward

>>212249096
There is no way Fishtank keeps its subscriptions and viewership numbers if they disappear for a year, especially with the way s4 ended. They need something to redeem themselves and fast.

>>212249387
That's one way of interpreting the situation. They knew Swansea was hot. But they didn't expect Cumberland to kick them out so quickly.

>>212249464
#wiggergate
#fishtanklive

>>212249358
does freddy have a fish hook earring?

>>212249506
>j-jet neptroon and scam hyde would never rip me off he a good boi
yikes

>>212249464
lmaooooo

>>212249565
What is that phone charger setup?

The people who actually pay to support the show -- without whom the show wouldn't exist -- are ridiculed because they're "paypigs" who "deserve" to get scammed.

The stox were a legit scam and there were A LOT of people who bought stox. Fishtank promised that the "show isn't over" only to abruptly announce that the show is over the next day, causing everyone to lose all of their invested tokens instantly. Everyone who participated in stox is rightfully pissed, but they're not speaking out because it's embarrassing and they'll only be laughed at by anons.

But even people who sent TTSs and gifts... they sent those with an understanding that there were actual stakes to the show... that it was an actual competition and there'd be placements and a winner and some payoff in the end. I'm sure none of these people would've sent candies or toys etc if they knew that this 'season' was a 2-week cash grab nonseason.

>>212249540
Why 2007? That's newfag shit.

>>212249330
Chess match between Direnc vs the Botez sisters. Who would win?

Jeet "show bob and vegene" Ineptune & Sam Hydedecker

>>212249565
She doesn’t keep track of her PH levels she smells like straight shit and fish
> source - ME!

>>212249586
rip what off? you're not making any sense

>>212249602
We get it, you're 40.

>>212249567
>they choose dave over frank
kwab

>>212249448
epic

>>212249567
is that the real tj

Will we ever have evidence to validate any of the "city kicked us out" claims? Is any of this public record? (No, the cute eviction paper on the door of s2 house doesn't count)

>>212249464
waiting around to maximize subscription renewals on Jul 1

>>212249598
Get Mondo Megabitsd

>>212249330
kinda crazy how normies love hanging out in stinky, crowded and loud rooms for fun

>>212249604
imagine them naked and oiled up while playing chess

>>212249567
Dave won

>Some of the retards responsible for the slop you enjoy
Say something nice about them, after they scammed you.

>>212249620
Entirely made up

>>212249358
That’s a nice shirt Freddy where was he hiding it

>>212249584
Nah he's a poser

>>212249567

Thank god they gave us Letty and then ended this shit before the losers came on

I'm still not really sure it's over. A lot of the stuff surrounding the end of the show doesn't really add up. How did the bodycam footage get released so quickly? Why did Jet look into the camera and say 'This is the end of Act 1' if they were actually getting kicked out of the house and it wasn't planned? Was that the 'complicated week 2 twist' they talked about or is there more to it? Was only the first 'eviction' planned? Has anyone actually gone home yet? If not, why? I imagine this is how it feels to have schizophrenia.

>>212249448
powerful image

>>212249316
>S1
Jon
>S2
Jimmy, but I regret this choice
>Bitchtank
Literally no one, I hated everything about that dogshit season
>S3
Alex B
>S4
Freddy or Direnc

>>212249565
tight fucking slut. God fuck.

>>212249565
Her BF is taking all her simp pics.
lmfaoooo

>>212249576
It's fucking over. The local government is on their ass. Trying to do anything else would be too risky. We had the best cast ever with arguably the greatest contestant of all time and they didn't want to find a way to carry on the show. It's over dude

>>212249638
I have Jet's address and I'm thinking about rape

I'm going to save Ellie from Jet.

I got into an argument with my brother about S4 being an exit scam and it got violent and he told my mom that I hit him and yeah basically now I can't use my phone for a week

>>212249567
pure delusion, I'm guessing they were banking on the S2 house HARD to extend the season. fucking retards

why does anyone think its sane to pass up THIS for a mid white woman

>>212249653
Shut up

WASSA WASSA WASSAAAAAAA BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEECT

does scott know scottyrockers comes from edierockers

>SIMMONS WON
>COLE WON
>CLAIRE WON
>ALEX WON
>JIN WON
.

>>212249515
who

>>212249660
no.. please. it can't be. I can't be cucked... God PLEASE.

>>212249667
Sorry that happened to you, Benji.

ok but wheres aryeh twitter?
does freddy and drench have one too?

>>212249598
you don't understand bro, they intended to run the full show so it doesn't matter if they started it knowing it could easily be shut down, they even have proof they had the rest of the season planned so you can't say they never intended to keep running it

who was in the wrong here?

>>212249667
you have to be 18 to post here

>>212249638
gay ben is grippin on mints and sodaman

>>212249316
>s1
letty and damiel
>s2
Jimmy and tayleigh
>s3
obligatory burt and also payton
>s4
Direnc mostly and daniel

>>212249330
i this direnc posting on her ig?

>>212249678
it comes from party rockers, newfag.

>>212249387
>sam entrusts jet to run things while he focuses on all his other shit
>jet formulates a master plan
>"just ignore all the legal stuff and keep going until we aren't allowed to anymore"
>legal stuff comes in the form of paperwork "jet no do paperworkie"
>"just keep going it will sort itself out"
>it doesn't sort itself out
>avoidable and mitigatable problem has snowballed out of control due to lack of dealing with the legal stuff properly
>"sam pls come and tell people the show is over, im scared"
>schizoids refuse to acknowledge jets incompetence and instead formulate a theory that he is some master rug puller
>also that he has ties to chinese mafia money laundering operations
>also that sam is just funnelling (((investments))) into crypto (this one is true)

>>212249702
the zipp for having mold in it

>>212249702
>why didn't she just hug him?

>>212249702
Abi

>>212249675
i laughed out loud

>>212249611
No but I was on newgrounds in 3rd grade and everyone was saying they were going to rape me and shit. Im younger than freddy by a few years.

>>212249711
duh but it's an ftl thing because of edie

>>212249703
I'm 36

>>212249727
no it's not

Stupid fucking wiggers

choccyrockers

>>212249567
i like how frank is so insecure that he has to respond to random orbiters saying he's off the show

>>212249604
>Black queen off in the corner
What does it mean???

>>212249565
post the others of this set

>>212249567
Is this real? fucking dave and burt? kill me man plssss fire jet sam pls fire jet get this faggot out of here

>>212249358
jet looks really hot here

>>212249702
Always Jimmy.

>>212249621
Renewals are on the monthly anniversary of whatever day you purchased, not the beginning of the month - this is irrelevant.

thank you for watching jet neptune friendship simulator

>>212249567
>burt
>chris
bullet dodged

>>212249680
Claire won a trip to the clinic to check up on her untreated STDs

>>212249780
>bloodgames 1

as if there will ever be another

>>212249710
freddy's ig

>>212249124
Why is she so jealous of every other fish?

jet neptune should be mercilessly tortured for the rest of his very very short life

>>212249358
if i were a contestant i would be so fucking pissed at the wiggers.

>>212249713
would taste her fingers.

>>212249621
#wiggergate
#fishtanklive

>>212249789
finally

Ellie GODS
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXv6GJye

>>212249789
lmao I still don't think this solves anything

>>212249805
based Ellie

>>212249693
https://x.com/buttoneyecroch/status/1940117505542091205

>>212249712
I don't get the rugpull theory at all, there's nobody who benefits from it lmao
they have a product that prints money, and now it won't

wiggers ignoring legal threats, fines and shit and thinking "what are they gonna do? EVICT US?" is 100% what happened
maybe they even asked Sam, and Sam's response? "I GOT THESE PILLZZZ BROOO", they're all like that

>>212249806
it's a good thing they cast retards and high schoolers!

I got my nails done today and feel pretty

the show is over and we're giving up

>trish and the blacksmith's wife will be on greg's show
bloodgames 2 is officially kill

>>212249533
You're severely underestimating how quickly 19 year old men grow facial hair

>>212249836
shut up mints

>>212249076
I don't even have yellow fever but this cute gook is killing me

>>212249819
sorry i accidently voted and im not an ellie simp

>>212249667
beat her ass

>>212249253
YES

>>212249819
I voted 36+ because its funnier

>>212249862
oh you will eventually

shivew me timbews the fat guy's got an issue wif me

>>212249464
We don’t hate them enough

>>212249797
burt and chris would have made fred quit the show
>fatty yapping and arguing with freddy all night
>burt constantly sexually harassing freddy

>>212249855
>>212249533
>>212249502
you guys should be talking about how he has HAIR UNDER HIS HAT and then is bald in the ending stream LOL

>>212249891
it was a wig

>>212249819
if you are unironically 30+ and simp for this air head then LOL

>>212249857
shut up, retard

>>212249888
it would have made everyone quit watching before that

>>212249625
>>212249452
>>212249459
Okay, walk me through your reasoning for why the people who pay money to fund the show are bad.

>>212249891
fast hair

>>212249781
then what exactly were they doing to 'not give up' in those 3 days?

>>212249854
>greg has better community support than jon
kwab

>>212249567
And just like that the feud between frank & jet gets reignited again

>>212249819
based mature white guy ellie simps

is kaw still law?

>>212249934
having a series of parties

>>212249915
They give Sam Hyde money lmao

just drew this

>>212249789
Like putting a new label on the same bottle of piss.

>>212249940
I honestly dont get it

>>212249379
He probably made around a million in 2 weeks from retards.

>>212249819
someone send this poll to ellie

niggers

>>212249819
We need a live Ellie reaction to this data

fishtank mysteries: why did burt have moments where he appeared to "break character" near the end of season 3 but now is an undeniable retard who is definitely not acting

>>212249598
>The stox were a legit scam
They were bought using tokens bro umm like read the fine print it was a pay to win game

>>212249876
i'm legit 36+ though

>>212249891
He's using disguise techniques he learned while serving in the smoke team

>>212249076
AHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHH

>>212249899
so what ;^)

>>212249846
nails dont make a person pretty. but I cant deny the attraction of a good manicure vs horrendous fake nails

>>212249836
I made sure to include you in the criminal complaint, mints

So the pictures with Freddy in the red shirt and the girls in the bar are before the cancellation announcement? While we waited they were hanging out in bars and the wiggers refused to update us

angie can barely fit one finger inside she’s so tight

>>212249972
stop

>>212249638
I would rim Yunistis.

>>212249954
criminal physiognomy

>>212249819
why did you stop at 36

>>212249819
I'd tell her I'm 18 until we meet and she realized I'm in my mid 30s and physically overpower her and force her to be my wife

>>212249993
gawd damn, thas hot mane

>>212249638
this photo looks like a cover for a gay dvd porno and mints is the gangbanged

>>212249101
based aryeh

more burt and binx type stuff

>>212249990
I really hate nail polish and that fake gel nail shit that looks like talons.

>>212250001
who took the picture

they made the SOON tweet and then hit the bar

>>212250014
mints looking kinda thicc here ngl

>>212249819
>highschooler
>majority 36+

>>212250006
I thought it would be funny because the one guy said he was 36

>>212249857
>>212249991
think your posts through so you don't have to reply twice

>>212249949
And you're a loyal consumer of his slop, so that makes you better?

mints is a pretty fat guy without a fat face
odd

>>212249948
them not having some jewish ulterior motive somehow makes it worse

>>212249972
I think he's just committed to the character now

how is freddy not fat? all he did was drink for 2 weeks straight. drumming with gay little pencils on the desk can't burn that many calories.

>>212250044
okay mints that wasn't me

>>212250039
This is why we have age of consent laws

>>212249288
OH shit its the same phenotypes

>>212250048
>WANTED

>>212250039
you'll understand when you get older

People are trying to get Hassle to harass an old man who made a legal complaint on a group of scam artists

>>212250039
Im not 36 but i like her, im far more attracted to her sister who is my age if that makes you feel any better

>>212249976
>but our disclaimers shield us legally
Regulators disagree and production is going to prison (ben will love it)

>>212250049
Honestly thinking he might legit be ftm he's such an odd "guy"

>>212250039
TRUTH NUKED

>>212249316
>S1
Damiel then Josie after he left
>S2
Trish and Cole at first, ended up liking TJ but didn't watch most of the season after Cole left
>S3
Alex, Smaack, and Payton
>S4
Freddie but I liked almost all of the cast

Now that they all got their payouts
How mad is Rachel she broke her CPAP?
How mad is Jin he exposed Jet?
How mad is Angie she "played the social game" and got waped and elimed before the celebs or the cash?

>>212249972
That's nonsense

im horny for jet.

>>212249819
this is just a representation of the age bracket for 4chan users more than anything

>>212249264
now i'm slightly less depressed

>>212249819
she got oldfag approval

>>212249846
can i see?

Ellie SAAARS
https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQ9XeAne

what's gonna happen to all the merch they printed?

if this was an elaborate rugpull by the wiggers then it would have been funny to cast the streamstars people instead of an actual good cast

>>212250090
Imagine the smell

>>212250090
Fuck off abi no one cares

>>212250044
The fellas are going to love them some mints

Now that the dust has settled, this was by far the worst and laziest season we've seen from the wiggers yet.
>going back to the S1 house even with the knowledge of a cease and desist from the town
>didn't do any due diligence on being able to film in the neighborhood, do any paperwork, or make sure the S2 house was up to code
>constant tech issues
>didn't have backup fish ready to join, scrambled to fill in a last minute dropout with a literal high schooler
>didn't have any freeloaders ready to join, had to ask people to apply (which never ended up going anywhere) and were just going to rely on burt to be a TTS money printer again
>3 contestants gone in a week
I feel like I'm forgetting a few other things, but they really fucking phoned it in. The cease and desist is really damning looking back on it - I'm convinced they knew the show would probably get shut down early, so they put in zero effort in setting everything up, changed the season passes to be $10/month, and really stressed the stox to try to get people to dump money in early and quickly. Very scummy move, I'd be livid if I was retarded enough to actually pay money to watch this show.

>>212250066
But you have to be a single virgin for all of it though

>>212250090
Hi Ellie

Ellie is in danger....

>>212250120
they need the streamstars to buy the product. they're the real target of the grift.

>>212250116
They were still selling leftover Bloodgames/Bitchtank shirts a week before Season 4 started at like $20, if that tells you anything.

>>212249978
yeah thats sad

>>212249789
isnt this humiliating? like ben is saying this ironically so the implication is that its NOT happening and he will continue playing second banana to a retard

>>212249638
mints looks like shit here

>>212250133
most of these bullet points apply to every season. every season is lazy and shit and comparing them is pointless

>>212250116
Into the pit with their thousands of shark jumpsuits.

nigga heil angie

One of my best friends as a kid was an Asian girl my age with white adoptive parents. We fell out of touch but occasionally in the middle of the night I wonder if she grew up hot and kick myself for not staying in touch and trying to date her, or at least trying to raw fuck her while we were young enough that I was still shooting blanks

>>212250039
lets be clear. it has nothing to do with her age. shell look basically the same at 25 as she does now

>>212249915
i don't really have a problem with pigs funding the show, but they seem to give money to the wiggers no matter what, even when the show is bad, which rewards their laziness and gives them zero incentive to make the show good

>>212250133
jet was just walking around the house shirtless with a bottle of mustard
not as a bit but just because he had stopped giving a single fuck about the show

>>212250077
why does he look barely trained

>>212250141
it's already happened

>>212250164
>lets be clear. it has nothing to do with her age

>>212249899
we simp for the way she looks, not her personality you retard

jet ruined sodaman's life

this is what Jet looks like

i put 36+ in the poll but i'm not over 36 nor an ellie simp

>>212250164
she'll probably look the same at 40 desu.

>>212249264
Why is Freddy in the cuck corner?

>>212250141
She hasn't posted in awhile. I hope an adult is protecting her from Daniel and Aryeh.

>>212250185
smack is an ugly cringe mutt and I'm tired of pretending she isn't to appease you guys

Fishtank is unironically dead

Where are you supposed to wear this?

>>212250192
same

>>212250090
do you have a thing for fat bosnian rapists?

>>212250141
She has been offline for 2 hours. Either on her flight or shes wigger fuckmeat now.
Those are the only 2 options

I love hags in their late 20's/ early 30's

sodaman got mike'd

bianca

I had to unfollow Jobe because he’s just so fucking ugly

>>212250211
to a rug pull afterparty

>>212250201
I just realised we never got to see Ellie in the doghouse. fuckin jews

>>212250201
she needs protecting from jet more than anything tbqh

>>212250211
Frat houses

>>212250211
a pride parade

>>212250212
Viet Cong princess idc.

Where is Luke?

>>212249681
https://www.instagram.com/millietanaman?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

At a minimum Jay Polson should be tortured for mocking us

I had a sexual relationship with an 18 year old with a bit of an age gap. The funniest thing was how she kept saying she hated old guy and young girl porn, the entire time i was fucking the shit out of her

>Be in NYC
>Set Hinge to East Asian
>Show them my Ellie folder on first date

>>212250211
the poop store

>>212250244
sucking cocks

>>212250234
Her breaking the chain trying to drag Freddy was pretty great at least

Imagine if your boss made this face after letting go 70% of the staff without notice

>>212250001
trying to make this work made me realize jon has a hilariously small head

>>212250211
House would wear this

>>212250254
I still don't understand why people follow Greg. The only funny thing was keeping him trapped against his will. Why would anyone willingly watch this

>>212250211
church

>>212250209
you're a pedophile though which is worse

>>212250211
I genuinely hate this recent mde culture "we cant frickin say anything!!!!"

just write faggot you stupid faggots. what is the joke of it saying "facgot?" that its close but not quite because you'd get frickin canceled? fuck off retard. same with the BRAZILLIAN shit, just say jew nobody fucking caaaares

>>212250256
fat bastard porn with Angelina...

>>212250254
we will not be watching

Ellie was just at the airport with her virginity intact

>>212250254
Greg is doing airplane tank before jet can do spacetank
Hahaha

Canceling my own show party!!!!!

>>212250256
how much is a bit
if you say 22 I'm going to punch you

>>212250289
I feel this way about every Fish desu. Nobody is interesting enough to be followed outside of the house. I'd like a little snippet on their experience but you can't make a career out of Fishtank unless your Josie and you have 200 watchers and 10 are mega sperg faggot sugar daddies

>>212250211
Imagine pulling up to your next court date in this sweet piece

>>212250256
women have no fucking idea what they want

>>212250310
phew, thanks for checking her hymen for us bro

where did greg get an airplane

>>212250310
>goes bagel mode on her pussy

>>212250278
If you're trying to own me don't post a picture of me in a 10 thousand dollar jacket

>>212250314
23. Good luck i'm fast

I cant wait to go back to /bant/

>>212249819
WTFF

>>212250293
oh my reply had nothing to do with ellie or whatever you wrote. sorry for the confusion. I just hate that awful nigger smack

>>212250331
airplane store

>>212250320
Mizzy has 10 that fund her also

we need to be ignoring all greg related content, even with the content droughts ahead of us we can do better

>>212249034
Aryeh is one mental breakdown away from becoming CryoKeen.
Pray for him.

>>212250310
2 lies in 1 post.

Look at bens full facial hair. In the finale he's clean shaven. So I guess this proves that they were drinking and partying, told everyone to keep quiet, ran a token sale, and then posted the finale.

>>212250337
jet has a thin penis

>>212250337
Poors buy this garbage

the ellie bant general will have like 3 IDs less than binx

Jealous fags? Yeah I met my hero while you’re all sitting in your mom’s basement. Keep crying bitches.

>>212250349
Way more 18-20 year olds than I thought there would be, I bet some of them are lying.

>>212250001
unit

>>212250211
Are fishtank fans loyalty that desperate that they would stoop so low to buy that for 43 fucking dollars?

>>212249316
>Who did everyone root for each season?
I only rooted for people in S1 and S2 and once it became clear they were going to cockblock and rig the show in favor of the wholesome chungus every season instead of letting contestants become total pieces of shit in an effort to win I stopped giving a fuck.

glowellie

Ellies hymen is intact

Angie is a good girl

>>212250349
ELLIE GODS

>>212249034
who the fuck keeps posting this faggot, fuck off i hate looking at his faggot face

>>212250371
Don't crop out Jet's tiny hand.

>>212250256
I was 29 and dated a just-turned-18 fresh out of high school. The young age turned out to be more of a turn-off for me than a turn-on. It ain't what it's cracked up to be boys. I ended it after trying to make it work for too long. Just zero life experience, and beyond sex it was boring as shit.

>>212250320
Ive always said this, and its part of the reason i like payton / ellie types on the show. Its a good dynamic. Out of the tank they are just boring girls, why would i care about them?

>>212250369
ive been simping ellie all season and dont care to make a general. maybe if she starts streaming

bad news. the hymen inspection results. they're in.

>>212250371
these two look bbc coded

Just popped her cherry...sorry bros...I just went bagel mode on it.

>>212250381
Yes I just checked it with my tongue

>>212250371
who?

Posion oak sucks. I want to die rn.

>>212250254
No Cleej
No watch

>>212250391
yeah man she totally didnt break up with you and you totally want a ran through 30 year old

>>212250391
She was also a internet-brained femcel just like Ellie.

>>212250349
you need to correct the graph for the population of posters though. this doesnt mean that older men have a higher chance of finding her attractive

I mean imagine being 19 and not finding her attractive. youd have to be gay

>>212250377
Samesies I ignore the game aspect. However for me:

S1: Josie
S2: Brian
Bloodgames: Jimmy
Bitchtank: Cler
S3: Literally nobody (Burt kinda)
S4: Freddy

>>212250396
/ftl/'s in a state

what happened to the announcement the refunders where told about?

If Ellie makes grooming alllegations against Jet 9 months from now, will people believe her?

>>212250418
imagine being any age and not finding ellie physically attractive.

>>212250211
>doesn’t even actually say faggot
lmao redditor show

Am I to understand that Brian actually had buddies

>>212249253
God Kalie should just go ahead and do OF (or outcalls).

Reading the thread, who is Sodaman, and why was he fired and is it fishtank related?

did jet lose contact with andy dick?

What's it like to make love to a woman who loves you, bros?

>>212250349
I've been saying this shit. You can smell a boomer from a mile away and there are a ton of boomer posters here

>>212250427
https://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/1940157856105603287
right here

>>212250427
soon
they need at least two weeks

I don't believe jet is actually a pervert because girls have said he can't stay hard. any real pervert keeps a stash of cialis, regardless of disfunction

Are you excited for the longest off season so far?

>>212250452
time itself slows down and everything single other thing in the world fades out

>>212250445
Writer for Bloodgames if I'm not mistaken. BG2 supposedly cancelled so he's out of work. Why hasn't it been written already if it was supposed to come out in a month you ask? Who knows

>>212250414
Believe whatever you need to homie. When you grow up you'll understand.

Ellie was athletic so her hymen was probably broken long ago just from sports

>>212250463
he's lazy and disorganized, thoughbeit

>>212250211
would have bought this for the novelty if it just said faggot but it doesnt, its not just a covered G you can tell its actually a C

In Extreme Peace episode 1 during the N-word advirtisment sketch, who is picrel? He looks insanely familiar. Is he one of the wiggers? I don't think he was one of the craigslist actors because he got a spotlight and seemed more in on the bit.

>>212250446
I already forgot that this happened

>>212250454
Im 29, am I a boomer?
I consider myself a boomer zoomer.

>>212250445
disrespected Jon so Sam made the call

>>212250433
There is a difference between wanting to fuck someone and finding them visually beautiful. She is clearly top 1% of Asians and objectively attractive

>>212250466
top 3 jet melty moment, rivaled only by his s3 shark meltdown and his sperg fight with daniel

>>212250153
Not even sure they are able to process thoughts like this. Like they're joking because they've seen posts, probably mine, that just say "fire Jet." So the joke is that it'll just be Ben "lol." So what's the joke? Jet is so bad that his second being the producer wouldn't be any different? Maybe even worse? Very insulting to Ben honestly. Ben is infinitely more capable than Jet, and thats saying something.

i think the plan to protect ellie from jeet was to fill him full of drugs and alcohol until he was passed out.
Cant groom when you are drug fucked

>>212250471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RJ2KiWph3o

>>212250442
I'm your buddy anon

>>212250463
Why does everyone under 30 have ED nowadays? Im old and still get rock hard

>>212250445
He stole the Q plot line for Bloodgames and said it was a coincidence and all him. Also, he has regular anal sex with Jimmy.

Jet probably thought he'd be treated like Sam by this point

Is Jet actually fired?

>>212250495
No you're legitimately on the younger end of these threads. I've sleuthed it out. All of the misinformed galaxy gas posting. All the whining about what Jet wears. All the crying about contestant being too young. ITS ALL BOOMERS. Its boomers all the way down. Like bearded trucker faggot boomers

somebody should do a season 1 digest
season 1 was the kinoest of kino and truke and chungus.

>>212250454
the youngest baby boomers are 60

Sam we want you to fire Jet. Also make a pilgrimage to Israel and apologise to all jews.

>>212250479
i fuckin called it, I knew she had some familiarity with jiu jitsu, she pulled guard on angie lol

didnt expect angie to win tho

>>212250479
It was intact until I got to her

>>212250420
>Samesies I ignore the game aspect
The game aspect is the only thing that made fishtank good. Without it the show just becomes a lame content house, having the drive to win and bend the rules is what makes the show funny. Freddy doesn't know the whole thing is rigged and was willing to be a deplorable piece of shit to win just like Dirench. The moment she realized it was all fake she instantly crashed and started blackpilling Freddy as well.

>>212250496
>>212250475
Weird that they need a writer. I feel like it would be pretty easy to make shit up for fishtank

>>212250496
>all good bro learn and do better
kek gets me every time

>>212250460
slackerblue is obviously one of the production fags and they're doing some kind of larp arg or whatever the fuck

>>212249316
i've only ever truly rooted for letty and tayleigh, though the latter i'm not really proud of now. i just thought she had the most tenacity and deserved it the most.
in season 4 i would have been happiest with freddy or direnc winning, but by the looks of it the season probably wasn't even meant to last long enough to have a winner so whatever.

>>212250532
hi ellie

>>212250479
its over

>>212250534
Boomers are 36+

>>212249915
Same as the other anon. It is not necessarily a bad thing that there are pay pigs. The issue comes from many of these pay pigs slurping any shit Jet puts out. For example, many believe that Jet is correct for not improving the show, and that "it's better when it's scuffed and barely being held together."

>>212250527
nope, sam will NEVER learn lol

>>212250530
Jet does dress like a faggot though. But the contestants being too young I dont really see that? I didnt like Freddy though, he reminds me of my brother.

>>212250349
I'm surprised there aren't more of us 21-24 year olds. You guys are old as fuck

>>212250556
boomers are people older or younger than millennials

>>212249567
Frank got saved from Freddy

>>212250479
>the burt and ellie family connection is real

Ellie has a powerful old man cabal watching over her

>>212250482
just grab a sharpy and put a little -

Ellie better show up to hymen inspection day when she gets back to school

>>212250571
what the fuck is that a fake hand

>>212249702
if a girl started crying just because she is in the same room as you are, you'd probably snap too.

>>212250556
gen x bros... we truly are the forgotten generation...

>>212250538
She threw to not blow her cover.

To be fair, you have to be a seasoned 4chan oldfag to truly appreciate Ellie. Her grasp of memeculture is razor-sharp, and without years of lurking on /b/ and /tv/, most of her post-ironic antics will fly right over a normie’s head. There’s also Ellie’s chaotic, gremlin-like energy, which is intricately layered into her persona—her vibe pulls directly from the deep wells of early 2010s internet absurdism. The /ftl/-oldfags get it; they’ve got the cultural scars to recognize the brilliance of her unhinged Edgelord persona, understanding that they’re not just quirky—they’re a middle finger to the sanitized internet. As a result, people who don’t vibe with Ellie are just Reddit-tier casuals—of course they wouldn’t get the humor in her “primal beast” Asian ancestor bit, which is basically a 4chan shitpost brought to life. I’m smirking right now imagining some TikTok-brained zoomer staring blankly at their screen as Ellie’s galaxy-brain memery unfolds in the Fishtank house. Poor souls… I almost feel bad for them. And yeah, I’ve got an Ellie-inspired “Watermellie” tattoo. No, you can’t see it. It’s for the true anons only—and even they need to prove they’ve got at least 10 years of 4chan post history first.

>>212250567
Yeah but we don't get new users on the site, as a whole. Younger people do not typically go to 4chan.

>>212250575
Zoomer twinks are the only ones that ever use the term boomer, and they call everything boomer, even their own. Millennials only ever use boomer when they're bitching about the world.

Fuck it. I’m saying it. Nina.

le you're fired face

>>212250606
Pack your bags

>>212248968 (OP)
youre acting like Cole right now

>>212250578
she was absolutely rusty and probably hasnt done this stuff since she was a kid

also i think her sister is fucking clark gracie so that family definitely has some familiarity with jiu jitsu

>>212250606
don say dat shii

Nina heil Nigga

Jin would have straight up called Letty "Nina" if he was still the tank.

>>212250615
is that jet's actual hand or is this shopped

>>212250590
Jet's hands actually look like that. Not joking.

>>212250413
this

>>212250571
sincerely thought that was a woman's hand

>>212250538
i think angie pulled her hair, not on purpose but it was caught in the grip

>>212250599
2015 is beyond newfag. even 2010 is giga newfag.

>>212250630
I still don't get why this is even a big deal. She was a whore that did amateur porn, so what?

>>212250590
it's a shitty camera

sodaman pack your shit we have your replacement on the way

>>212250615
They’re saying Jet has the smallest hands in the world.

>>212250577
WTF

>>212250647
YOU ARE 40.

>>212250530
>misinformed galaxy gas posting
the fuck this nigga talking about

>>212250599
epic chatgpt poster

>>212250646
ya and then angie got a surprising bulldog choke from that

Now that the dust has settled, the preseason threads were funnier than s4.

>>212250655
I'm 32 lil tranny kid

>>212250630
Jin could be the first guy to mindbreak Letty

>>212250615
this is generational inbreeding, he so groomer coded.

what are you guys watching tonight

tj followed dan back

>>212249427
Peter Lorre

>>212249264
who posted this?

jet would give really nice handjobs

>>212250648
it wasn't even amateur porn. Jeremy recorded their private facetime/skype calls

>>212250690
you

>>212250690
fishtank just kidding

>>212250684
woops my bad, I meant that to be a response to
>>212250676

>>212250256
I did 35 to 20. Honestly best sex I had in a while.

>>212250615
the idea of seth is so funny. he got treated like a make a wish kid this season

>>212250690
zoomer virgins rage about people being old on an anime image board

>>212250695
thats the one! hes slowly turning into that look

Nigga heil Nina (woo!)

>>212250615
jet has not been happier at any point this season than he is now that his rugpull scam has come to fruition

I acted like Cole once. They started laughing at me and saying it's pronounced "stow ic" instead of stoike so i came home crying

>>212250690
flat blood starring simbal karma and ikem chud

>>212250690
/ftl/

i'm 25 and thought i was getting too old to be going on 4chan wtf

>>212250630
>>212250681
Jimmy called her nina during bloodgames.
If jin were good he would describe her hairy asshole and talk about beating off to her

>>212250712
nice one groomed kid

>>212250672
fact

>>212250712
newfag can't into posting

>>212250446
Haha holy shit I forgot about this

>>212250690
Chaturbate

>>212250734
you're not allowed to leave
you'll be 60 and posting here

all these fans and not a single one willing to lend them a house to film in
baka

>nice one groomed kid
>newfag can't into posting

>>212250731
THEY GOT IKEM CHUD????

>>212250690
drench's stripper video on loop slowed 25% upscaled and enhanced to 8k with topaz for 3 hours

>>212250735
jin would and will feel zero shame of being called a pervert

>>212250690
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach

>>212250524
pool arc was so fucking funny, do you have the deflated pool?

>>212250752
WHERES THE MUSTARD

does direnc ever do stuff with the other girl

>>212250639
>>212250648
>>212250681
While Nina has proven herself to be immune to her first name, as shown by Jimmy in bloodgames, she would not be immune to Jin insulting her appearance in a completely intuitive and factual way. There is not a single chance that he *didnt* beat his meat to Nina's vids, so he would have known exactly what to point out to get under her skin.

>>212250780
people clowned him so hard lol wiggers can't even fill an inflated hot tub

>>212250766
they can use my 1 bedroom apartment if they promise to clean up afterwards and not be too noisy because i want to be respectful to my neighbors

>>212250795
by jacked he means raped

bex confirmed for gregs stream

>>212250795
the props = plastic balls and rachel costumes

>>212250808
no way

>>212250766
Cryo has failed us...

>>212250795
mints will not get jacked and will instead continue breakin it down sexual style for mtfs on grinder

>>212250796
Idk what this has to do with Jet's hands but thanks for the (You), anon.

>>212250757
pov: you’re angie in the superbed

>>212249620
Yes, go to SlackerBlue's twitter page. The evidence is there.

/ftl/ should do a water gun fight like those black people in the hood do but it will be the zoomers vs boomers and cryo will be there with a water gun full of pee

>>212250796
Thats if he was trying to be mean. Im sure he would be friendly with her and say her pussy looks beautiful to try and get her to like him

I get Ben not reacting with outrage about what production was doing/delaying the news about the end of the show, but what about fucking Letty? She's the moral compass of fishtank. She should have posted something, anything, warning us about the end of the show when she saw "SOON," etc.

>>212250795
if fucking mints wrote the rest of the season i don't want it

working for mde is a voluntarily humiliation ritual at this point. dont care how much money they are making you are just signing up to be ridiculed NONSTOP by everyone even your fans, actually, ESPECIALLY your fans.

>>212250795
>we wrote 6 weeks worth of challenges
they didn't write a single challenge

>>212250795
flip a coin challenge

>>212250839
>She's the moral compass of fishtank
????

>>212250795
You’re still going to prison

>>212250795
I actually do want to get jacked off

>>212250067
Was it really the boomer? I thought it was some Asian guy

>>212250839
>moral compass of fishtank
Yeah you guys deserved the rug

So is this final /tv/ thread?

>Luke promising to make Burt t-shirts?
>Brian documentary on Jimmy?
>Josie and Sylvia collab?
>Jon afterparty bus with the s1 cast?
>Damiel and Josie minecraft stream?
>Shinji and Sam Japan collab?
>Lance streaminf career?

>>212250883
ugly gay phatass freak

>>212250855
I wonder do Jet and Ben really feel bad when the contestants cry or get into nervous breakdowns? Maybe it's karma now that the show is shut down.

>>212250839
letty is a wigger associate who owes her streaming career to them, she's gonna be a team player regardless of whether or not she disagrees with them.

>>212250855
Something jet said in s2 i think when he was trying to get someone to act out something
>you have to be okay with completely embarrassing yourself, its just part of having fun
I assume sam puts the wiggers in a lot of embarrassing situations as humiliations and jet grew to love it

>>212250795
mints doing squats on cam next season??

>>212250907
they absolutely do not

>>212250883
Who could forget the award winning roll a cigarette challenge

>>212250725
Gem

>>212250823
Stop sexualizing Mints, he's not a piece of meat.

>>212249148
Yea Sam replied to the original love and light post with his trip

>This is the last /ftl/ on /tv/
I feel empty.

How do i ask ellie questions on her IG for that gay AMA? Is it just replying to a story?

>>212250899
>Brian documentary on Jimmy?
>Here's this pedophile guy that steals an oldman's trash collection and mails it to girls that want nothing to do with him

spoiler this is mints when he gets jacked

>>212250935
you can always go to bant and chat it up with a bunch of fat mexican teenagers

>>212250934
sam doesn't have a trip and he doesn't post here

>>212250340
Gwosss nwooo thass fwuckt up

>>212250945
I worked with a guy that looked exactly like this but with brown hair.

wait wiat wait was sodamaam actually fired or is just out of a job now
its an important distinction

>>212250796
Except he probably likes her like everyone else irl, it’s only online where people talk shit to her

reminder to ignore ellie until she makes an OF

Klaus use your voice pussy

>>212250971
Everyone was fired because they all need to lawyer up

>>212250971
he removed bloodgames from his profile

>>212250975
Ignoring her will only push her closer to that guy that's been grooming her.

>>212250893
no one knows we're stuck in an edging state on the brink of life and death

>>212250940
you have to tap on the 'ask me a quetion. type something box' on the story with the /ftl/ screencap. she hasn't answered any in hours tho.

>>212250987
KWAB