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Anonymous No.212251811 >>212251941 >>212252158 >>212253228 >>212253279 >>212255156 >>212255284 >>212255444 >>212255603 >>212255640 >>212257307 >>212257437 >>212257442 >>212257457 >>212257518 >>212257555 >>212257747 >>212258405 >>212259619 >>212259892 >>212260291 >>212261717 >>212263060 >>212263109 >>212264984 >>212265064 >>212267368 >>212267956 >>212270460
>it’s a movie about a dystopian society’s obsession with reality TV
>literally set in the current year
Damn… it truly is contemporary…
Anonymous No.212251941
>>212251811 (OP)
>black baby
Anonymous No.212252158 >>212253437 >>212261638
>>212251811 (OP)
>another remake, soft reboot or sequel of prime Arnold era movie
They keep failing and nobody cares for them or asks for them. This is dumb. Glen Powell is a rising star and he's gonna waste time on this when he showed wide range with Hitman. Lame
Anonymous No.212252293
I didn't think they could make an Arnold movie remake worse than Total Recall with Colin Farrell, but here we are.
Anonymous No.212252924 >>212255491 >>212257344 >>212259727
This is possibly my highest effort shitpost ever, it's still not every good and I honestly don't even know what made me think of this dead coon. Oh well lol
Anonymous No.212253228 >>212255237
>>212251811 (OP)
Is there even a tiny chance they'll do the heroic 9/11 ending? Would be kino but I doubt it
Anonymous No.212253279
>>212251811 (OP)
Seeing libdems preparing popcorns for how Powell's "red state" fans would take to the plot, as if the 1st movie wasn't released during Regan. As if gun owners are armed cos they trust the govt? As if DHS stopping overreaching when GOP's not in office?
Anonymous No.212253437
>>212252158
This might be the one prime Arnie movie I loved that I DON'T mind seeing a reboot attempt at. So much of the plot was just "this is how it is, deal with it" and made no sense, which movies these days are less willing to do so they might expound on a bunch of shit. And this literal who Top Gun guy isn't big time enough to get away with 90% of his dialogue being quippy puns like Arnold, so he'll have to actually talk like a person
Anonymous No.212254593 >>212255603 >>212265047
something off about this actor
Anonymous No.212255156
>>212251811 (OP)
It’ll come down to how interesting the hunters are. 80’s movies were great at creating interesting villains without giving any backstory and I think modern movies suck because they try too hard to explain everything. Sub Zero was a fat Asian guy on ice skates that murdered people with a bladed hockey stick and exploding pucks because that’s just what he did. Also, Patrick Swayze was chosen to play Ben Richards in the original before it was decided to turn it into an Arnold action movie so I’m interested to see a non Arnie version of this.
Anonymous No.212255237 >>212259745
>>212253228
Trailer does have a scene with him in a plane cockpit and several shots of the big building so maybe, but I wouldn't be surprised if they puss out.
Anonymous No.212255252
gonna be completely forgettable like the total recall and robocop reboots
Anonymous No.212255284 >>212257228
>>212251811 (OP)
Whats his facial expression supposed to convey?
Anonymous No.212255444
>>212251811 (OP)
The Commando reboot will be gay af.
Anonymous No.212255491
>>212252924
haha
Anonymous No.212255603
>>212254593
>>212251811 (OP)
this guy SUCKS
Anonymous No.212255640
>>212251811 (OP)
>Hey this might be cool.
>Directed by Edgar Wright
>Oh, nevermind then.
Anonymous No.212255833
>Dystopian future
>interracial marriage
Story checks out
Anonymous No.212256695
Edgar Wright is nothing without Simon Pegg writing his scripts.
Anonymous No.212257154
Stop calling it a remake. It's not.
Anonymous No.212257228 >>212269134
>>212255284
The "Communist Revolutions" of the 20th Century that destroyed millions of old buildings were a continuation of a great reset that had been raging since the 1700s. Their reason for destroying everything was to get people to envision what can be, unburdened by what has been. But the world they've created doesn't seem all that appealing and many are hoping that one day, the Tartarian Empire strikes back.
Anonymous No.212257307 >>212267007 >>212267019
>>212251811 (OP)
I'm just happy to be seen. I am a 6'2" extremely handsome white guy and I date and have babies with the ugliest black women I know. So the only way I can enjoy a movies is if they put my exact unrealistic circumstances in the movie itself. ty Edgar Wright!
Anonymous No.212257344 >>212257682 >>212259727
>>212252924
OC in the age of AI is a noble thing
not very good though yeah
Anonymous No.212257437 >>212257486
>>212251811 (OP)
>>212227302
So now you shills are just going to repost the same bait every single day until this comes out? At least Sweeney had tits to post, this is simply pathetic.
Anonymous No.212257442 >>212259763
>>212251811 (OP)
they think they can capture gen x with this filth and fraud
Anonymous No.212257457
>>212251811 (OP)
it looks terrible
Anonymous No.212257486 >>212257505 >>212257643 >>212257659
>>212257437
I agree that it's tied into adrenochrome. Even the baby farms.
Anonymous No.212257505
>>212257486
Huh?
Anonymous No.212257518
>>212251811 (OP)
Looks like shit. Glen Powell sucks
Anonymous No.212257555 >>212257621 >>212257813
>>212251811 (OP)
if its fun and doesnt take itself too seriously ill like it
>black wife
yawn.
Anonymous No.212257621
>>212257555
It'll be terrible just like every other movie made in the last ten years
Anonymous No.212257643
>>212257486
>the baby farms.
The what now?
Anonymous No.212257659
>>212257486
Take your med
Anonymous No.212257682
>>212257344
what can I say, I'm not a graphic designer I'm just a nigga with paint on his computer
Anonymous No.212257747
>>212251811 (OP)
Are we just cursed not to have good science fiction movies any more?
Anonymous No.212257813 >>212257908
>>212257555
The tone of the trailer is bizarre but ostensibly it is so serious with the screaming at the camera and story about needing to pay for his kids medical bills but in between the seams it looks like its going to be heavy on satire and goofy comedy.
Anonymous No.212257908 >>212267019
>>212257813
Makes the main character look like a psychopath with zero empathy. Just the scenes of him holding the kid look like he's not emotionally there and holding someone else's kid.
Anonymous No.212258405
>>212251811 (OP)
>The Running Man
>Not Tom Cruise
One job
Anonymous No.212259619
>>212251811 (OP)
Dude could play BJ blaskovich in a wolfenstein movie.
Anonymous No.212259711
We had "dishonest cinema", now we have "coward cinema". Wright was at a crossroads - does he remake the colourful, fun and exciting 80s movie, or does he adapt the dour, grim and violent novel?
Instead of having the creative courage to stake his claim and fully commit to one of two artistic directions, he chose to hedge his bets and now we have disjointed slop.
Anonymous No.212259727
>>212252924
kek nice
>>212257344
fuck off with the virtue signaling
Anonymous No.212259745 >>212259850
>>212255237
My bet is that, just like the rest of the film, it will be a pussy cop out
crashes the plane but only takes out the bad guy in the office, paeachutes out and saves his family
Anonymous No.212259763
>>212257442
Gen X are Hollywood's favorite battered wife target audience.
Anonymous No.212259766 >>212259960 >>212267019 >>212267923
I'm seriously getting the fatigue
Anonymous No.212259850
>>212259745
Nah, he does that all but stages his own death to protect his family or some shit.
Anonymous No.212259892
>>212251811 (OP)
Remake. Was ok.
Anonymous No.212259960
>>212259766
How do you go from this ...
Anonymous No.212260033 >>212266357
but will they go full bachman?
Anonymous No.212260050
Anonymous No.212260291 >>212261183
>>212251811 (OP)
The trailer reminds me of that one Daniel Radcliffe movie where he has guns bolted onto his hands.
Anonymous No.212261183
>>212260291
Guns Akimbo ... that was actually pretty good though and it is obvious that this trash isn't going to be.
Anonymous No.212261305
This man is running
Anonymous No.212261638 >>212267824 >>212269134
>>212252158
Did you watch the 87 movie recently? It didn't age gracefully to say the least. It's a case where remakes make sense here.
Anonymous No.212261717
>>212251811 (OP)
Anonymous No.212263038 >>212266357
God just saw this trailer. Everything I hate about modern movies was in this trailer.

>Gay CGI that looks off
>Shit everywhere
>Horrible dialogue
>Marvel tier buzzwords
>No callbacks to the Arnold Movie
>Not even a callback to the nice 80's score
>"Haha it is current days!"
>"achshuly it is more book accurate!"
>Black wife
>3 sec trailer before a trailer
>Michael Cera
>Either way too serious or way to quirky/"funny"

Did I miss anything?
Anonymous No.212263060
>>212251811 (OP)
Interracial relationship lol
Anonymous No.212263109
>>212251811 (OP)
>black kid
>amazon ad black wife
it looks shit regardless but man they really, really don't want money
Anonymous No.212264984
>>212251811 (OP)
yes
Anonymous No.212265047
>>212254593
He's approved. He's not his own, that's clear. This pos will be terrible. I didn't watch that Twister knock-off, but it looks fucking awful too.
Anonymous No.212265064
>>212251811 (OP)
I actually think the original Arnold Running Man is one of his weakest movies, so it won't be hard to make a better movie than that if they try at all.

I thought the OG would be good, but it was pretty shit
Anonymous No.212266357
>>212263038
The scene with him smashing the camera was 100% a shoutout to the original

>>212260033
Josh Brolin is a decent choice but I was hoping for a black Killian. Forrest Whittaker would have been kino in the role
Anonymous No.212267007 >>212267043
>>212257307
The funniest think about this is Im pretty sure in the Steven King book (which this movie is based on) Ben Richards is kind of racist. I'm pretty sure uses the word Nigger several times in the book when referring to individuals that he does not like.
Anonymous No.212267019
>>212257307
>>212257908
>>212259766
Anonymous No.212267043
>>212267007
That's exactly why they made him a racemixer, my friend.
Anonymous No.212267368
>>212251811 (OP)
>hey why you running, man ?
>….no reason
Anonymous No.212267824
>>212261638
I watched it again a few weeks ago and it really did age like shit.
None of the bad guys are physically intimidating, they're all either old, fat or old and fat and their gimmicks look cheap as shit.
The problem for this reboot is that Arnold was a phenom and a lot of his movies were only hits because Arnold was in them. Arnold put asses in seats and there isn't anyone left that does that.
The age of the movie star has ended.
Anonymous No.212267923
>>212259766
I didn't make it far into that reboot. It was clear from the off when his daughter is dressing him down in the opening fucking scene that this was not Raylan. I quit sometime in the following court scene. I quit a fucking show in the middle of its first scene with KEITH DAVID. THAT is how fucking terrible you are now, Hollyfaggots.
Anonymous No.212267956
>>212251811 (OP)
This looks like a Mission Impossible poster
Anonymous No.212269134
>>212257228
>the Tartarian Empire strikes back.
Underrated post.

>>212261638
>It didn't age gracefully to say the least.
Haven't seen it in years, but I remember it having weird sets where everything happened. Judging by the new trailer, the reboot movie just takes place... in the city. Nothing fancy or exciting about that.
Anonymous No.212270460
>>212251811 (OP)
This looks like it belongs in the same era of those dull remakes of Total Recall and Robocop
Anonymous No.212270844
sometimes when i run.... i dont know when to stop...
Anonymous No.212270927
just read the fucking book
the bachman stuff is actually some of the best king has written
Anonymous No.212271859
He ran. He man.