Thread 212254002

BANE?

BANE! Masketta Men came into my plane, disrespected my entire flight plan because someone shot a man before throwing him out of a plane! And you know what? It was FOR YOU!

>>212254002 (OP)
It's lavender, but thinks for noticing.

SHUT UP 14 YEARS MAKING THIS THREAD

>>212254684
Lot of rage for a keyboard warrior !

Dr Pavel, I AM CIA
Uhh you dont get to bring friends
They not my friends

Get them on board, timer is out

>>212254684
Get this hothead outta here!

>>212254002 (OP)
the last bastion of a thread not made by an Indian.
You will always have my (You)s

>>212254129
>Chocolate Bane! Get 'em on board, I will call it in, chocolate Bane!

>>212255836
>Chocolate Bane! The flight plan lists myself, you, and my men, chocolate Bane!

>>212254129
CHOCOLATE BANE!
FIRST ONE TO TALK,
GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRPLANE

CHOCOLATE BANE!
WOULD TAKING OFF YOUR MASK,
RESULT IN EXTREMEFUL PAIN?

>>212255985
>The blindfolds make you wonder who it is, chocolate Bane!

>>212256069
>Make a plan and watch the fire rise, chocolate Bane!

>>212254002 (OP)
He's a big guy

Kurt Cobane: Smells Like CIA Spirit

>>212254129
Chocolate Bane!
Some stay dry while others feel the pain
Chocolate Bane!
I was born in it, molded by the rain
Chocolate Bane!
Do not resist—it flows through every vein!
Chocolate Bane!
Dark as night and bitter like my soul
Chocolate Bane!
I was molded by the cocoa’s hold

>>212257901
How is he so intimidating yet casual about it

>>212257914
Absolute Cinema

>>212256125
Baneposting will always be superior to sneedposting and there is NOTHING you can do to change that

>>212256192
For you

What's this?
Your plane.
No no no I just called it in.
And now it's here.
Alright ... where do I find place for all the men who are not on the flight plan?
You just shoot them and throw them all out.
Alright. How do I get em on board?
You call Ittin, ask Maimen or Dr Paveleer whoever you like

>>212254684
>14 years

That's a long time to be on an airplane

>>212256192
If you took off his mask would he die?

CHOCOLATE BANE
DOCTOR PAVEL TAKEN BY THE CIA
CHOCOLATE BANE
YOU CANNOT BRING YOUR FRIENDS APON MY PLANE
CHOCOLATE BANE
THE PLAN CHANGED WHEN THEY BROUGHT THE MASKED MAN BANE
CHOCOLATE BANE
ONLY ONE OF YOU CAN STAY HERE ON MY PLANE
CHOCOLATE BANE
TELL ME ABOUT BANE, WHY HE WEARS THE MASK
CHOCOLATE BANE
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
CHOCOLATE BANE
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GO, SO WHO IS NEXT
CHOCOLATE BANE
WHY SHOOT MAN THEN THROW HIM OUT A PLANE
CHOCOLATE BANE
AT LEAST THIS ONE CAN TALK, SO WHO ARE YOU
CHOCOLATE BANE
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE RIGHT NOW
CHOCOLATE BANE
NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS BEFORE THE MASK
CHOCOLATE BANE
SO IF I PULL THE MASK OFF WILL YOU DIE
CHOCOLATE BANE
NO BUT IT WOULD GIVE ME EXTREME PAIN
CHOCOLATE BANE
YOU'RE A PRETTY BIG GUY FOR ME AT LEAST
CHOCOLATE BANE
WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN
CHOCOLATE BANE
IT'S CRASHING THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS

AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYE!

>>212254002 (OP)
BOON

>>212254648
Give me your cunt

Ba ba Bane sheep
Have you any plan?

>>212254648
Skyrim. Grab it and we can make potions.

>>212257901
lol, the bakery grunt requested he pose like CIA and he was totally down for it.
I wonder how many people reference that role instead of all the other stuff he's done. You'd think Thrones or Wire, but no, it's CIA that the people care about.

>>212261914
lol, this is awesome

>>212262086
Warwick as big guy

BANE?

Yeah, Bane, the man of the hour
Masked up to increase power

>>212254129
Thank you for making me smile anon

>>212254129
kek

aaaaahhhh

Gains?

>>212261491
Dane?

>>212265689
aye

>>212257901
That’s his default stance.

WELL OBVIOUSLY WE GOT A BIG GUY ON THE AIRPLANE
SO HIDE YO PLANS
HIDE YO DOCTORS
HIDE YO MEN CAUSE THEY CRASHIN ERRYTHING UP IN HERE

>>212265267
Was dying in a sauna part of your plan?

MICHAEL?

>>212261914
Its beautiful.

>>212254002 (OP)
If Aidan GIllen knows about it, it stands to reason he's brought it up to Nolan, no?

Big Guys

Samwhich?

blane?

Whaddya Sneed Whaddya Bane?

rate my bane song
>>>/wsg/5913708

>>212260802
kek

I SAY THEE BANE

KANE?

Banesworth?

>>212261914
how the fuck does this work?

>>212270900
uh, you don't get to bring dubs

THIS FUCKING THREAD AGAIN?

PLANE?

>>212272488
>slop
kys

Barber?

>>212254684
You can't cheat quints get, sorry

>>212254684
The fire that has risen shall not falter. Bane is eternal.

>>212266569
Tell me about the big guys

>>212276377
>He called?

>>212276377
>He brought?

>>212254684
You're a big guy

>>212266569
kek

Trips?

>>212272280
split the scene into multiple 4 second clips
line them up in a grid on repeat
have them move around so that as the clip ends, your eyes are in position to watch the next segment.
It's clever and works really well because it's seamless but if the end result is effectively a tiny video, you might be better off just rendering to that size and playing it out in full.

It still makes me laugh like an absolute moron.

>look through my folder
>realise that I can't remember the context of vast swathes of it

>>212277280
naturally that isn't one of them, I hasten to add

>>212277150
>you might be better off just rendering to that size and playing it out in full
Except when 4chan doesn't allow it because of the length of the video.

>>212267527
>Crashing - not flying?

Who has the pic of CIA and Bane getting married and every /tv/ character is in the crowd

>>212277515
now you mention it, that's a shameful oversight in my own folder

>>212277515
>>212277664
Here, big guys, for you.

>>212254684

Get this hothead out of here

>>212277818
thanks fren

>>212277483
>We can't have him on our flight plan no more.

>>212277818

Amazing, saved

>>212254684
SHUT UP 14 YEARS MAKING THIS THREAD, YOU SICK FUCK

>>212254002 (OP)
he's a big guy

>>212254684
>>212279005
>THIS THREAD IS ALREADY 14 YEARS OLD

>>212279451
strewth mate, that sounds like it'll be a beaut of a shiner

>>212267464
Paint?!

>>212277818
It must have been incredibly awkward when he saw the bridesmaids and told her "you don't get to bring friends"

>>212261491
What the fuck

>>212256049
do the extremeful

>>212254129
*i put on this mask to breathe in

>>212260802
KEK
yo the founder post combo is too good

>>212277818
Based.

Do you think Bane always planned to sacrifice the same guy in the wreckage or was it a spur of the moment thing? The guy looks like he wasn't in on being left behind.

>>212281402
He only asks the man codenamed Wreckage Brother, since he likes pottery (they rhyme)

>>212277818
Is that the female Bane from the Bane porno /tv/ literally made a script for?

>>212281402
Since CIA was clearly bluffing about killing the stragglers he in all probability did list all of them in the flight plan, hence rendering Wreckage Brother's sacrifice utterly meaningless.

>>212281453
Don't think so, the one in Dawn of JUST was chubbier and older. Also the only actual Bane part of her outfit was the mask. Wish I could find that on the net, Brazzers scrubbed it and continues to do so for some reason

>>212281528
All I remember is the girl's parents wearing Bane masks and the guy had a little Bane mask on his dick.

BODY?

>>212281606
Yeah, her name was Sheev too since that had just been "revealed" not too long before. Drive had something to do with it too. Basically a time capsule of dumb shit from /tv/ 9 years ago, and earlier with the first one.

>>212277818
Was Pablo not invited? Actually, he probably had to work.

DOCTOR PAVEL I'M BWC

>>212281681
The body parts I just filed with the police department lists knee, hymen, dick, toe, navel, hair butt, only one of you

Is there a Naruto version where he is saying "Pain?"

Jedi Skwalker, I'm Gamorrean.

>>212282325
HAN?

>>212282574
>oh, I'm afraid the flight plan will be quite operational when your friends arrive

>>212282574
WANGA?

Professor Dumbledore I'm DEH

ur a big guy lol

Has Aidan Gillen ever mentioned the internet fame from his role in TDKR?

>>212281681
We expected one of your hairs in the crime scene, Stayvin.

>>212281806
Read it in his voice

Good thread

>>212286460
For you

JANE?

>>212284723
There was an interview a few years back where the interviewer asked him about it and he seemed kind of pissed. I think he thinks Baneposting is exclusively making fun of him when it's really more making fun of Nolan and his shitshow of an opening scene

>>212286747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgOCCi8VQO0

lel Boomers and Gen X really don't get memes. His acting in that scene alone regarded the movie as kino

>>212286981
Something about this one always gets a chuckle out of me. The unexpectedness of the wave, the little picture in picture of him drowning, the fish.

>>212286887
The scene IS awkward as hell, but it's not his fault, it's Nolan's for some of the bizarre decisions made. The dialogue and acting is weird and that's what first caught people's eye after "for you" started getting memed on, the entire sequence is stranger and stranger the more you watch it.

That's right. Mr. Bane of Big Inc.

DUNE?

>>212291643
I hate it

>>212282896
Based

Wayne?

>>212271610
MEN ?

>>212254002 (OP)
Hitler?

>>212254684
I unironically think baneposting is the best fucking meme to come out of all boards

>>212254684
At least you can talk.

>>212254002 (OP)
Dead meme. Gay thread.

>>212254684
>>212293878

>>212293997
Is this anime worth watching?

>>212281506
Perhaps Bane saw through CIAs 4D chess and realized that he would throw them out of the plane later when he had extracted the information he wanted.

>>212293878
This is the best thread I've seen for about a year.

>>212280874
Kek

>>212294060
yes.

>>212294401
Is it better than Scream 2 or Heat?

>>212260802
kek

>>212281979
It's Betty, you son of a pig.

ONE PLANE
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW GOOD YOU FLY

>>212254002 (OP)
Is that littlefinger?

>>212284210
Mods=Broken
Eventually they learned to serve true justice.

Im afraid to fly

>>212262062
>Mr. Gillen, I loved you in the Wire, can you do my favorite quote? The one about parachutes and tossing a man out of a plane

alive meme

>>212277818
lol, I love that fake Sam Hyde is on there instead of real Sam Hyde.

Small. Because I'm small. I'm tiny. I'm a midget. I'm a dwarf, I'm a gnome, I'm CIA. I'm an agency, a glowie. I'm 3 letter. I'm a fed. I am that arsebandit. I wear the blue shirt. I'm a tight-ass, heat-packing, shit-eating-grin federal employee. I dine at the Smee's restaurant, I dance with Maimen con the plane. I'm Moses and the parting of the masked men. I catch and I am caught. I file and I am filed. I shoot them and throw them, and every single mercenary's had the fucking time of his life. And I am not in pain. If there's one twisted bastard on this plane, it's this big guy here. So congratulations, Bane. I've just officially caught you.

>>212294060
No. It's anime.

>>212296791
>no. it's anime.
>posts seinfeld gif
lol

>>212297006
Anon... he meant that all anime shows are not worth watching.

>>212297145
Yes. That's why it's funny that he posted a gif of a show that's nothing but laugh track dogshit, because those shows aren't worth watching.

>>212267190
Nice

>>212293615
What movie?

Some old school baneposts ITT

>>212283415
Nice

>>212286887
Whoever uploaded this missed the follow up part where CIA starts getting hotheaded at Nolan and immediately backtracks remembering it’s recorded and he’s criticizing BRAVO himself

>>212297563
>i can crash it all by myself

>>212296791
lol it actually looks like george is saying 'its anime'
of course im stoned

>>212297413
Seinfeld is better than all anime combined, pedo.

>>212297563
So Pavel lived after all? That's great that he could write a children's book about all this after it was over. He was probably paralyzed though. Bane's strong.

>>212254002 (OP)
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever…

>>212299275
Was getting hotheaded part of your plan?

>>212299065
>cue laughtrack

>>212299318
Of chourshe

there used to be a baneposting video on youtube titled
>Ebin Meem Broseph
but it seems to be long gone

>>212254684
FOR YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpeCo8-0tJw
4U guys

>>212265267
DR SAUNA IM ZYZZ

Anyone have the poster for Plane Movie?

>>212254684
>zoombie mad that his memes never catch on
THE IRE RISES

>>212300573
thank you big guy

>>212254684
Fuck what you heard. 14 isnt too old for all of /tv/

>>212254684
get a load of this hothead

CIA: The BANE Squad
Season One: Forged in Fire
Season Two: The Plan: Part 1
Summer Special: The Mosquito Man's Sting
Season Three: The Plan: Part 2
Season 4: Born & Molded
Season 5: A Big Guy... For You
Season 6: Bane and CIA: The Lost Years
Season 7: Brothers!

>>212300956
>>212300972
I hate this place

>>212256192
>>212256192
>>212256192
>>212256192
;)

>>212301166
I understood that reference

Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be like "damn, anon, your memes' are fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrible edgy jokes. I would totally use these memes, both on 4chan and on X threads" when all he really wants to do is eat another plate of hot pockets. Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Tomorrow layout barely concealing the putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfects that latest CIA photoshop. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty attitude as everyone in the thread says WELL MEMED ANON, and DAMN, BANE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here and watch these threads contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of /Trek/ and /Film/ threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /b/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on this scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard for with other shitposters in the previous hours. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could permaban every single redditor on this board before Hiro sent /k/ommandos after you, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>212254684
Ah you think /tv/ is your ally? You merely adopted this Bane thread. I was born in them, molded by them. I didn't see other memes until I was already a Baneposter, by then they were nothing to me!

>>212301299
I SAID NOTHING!

Magos Pavel, I'm Ordo Xenos

>>212254002 (OP)
What is it about this scene that makes it so memorable?

Bane's brother survived the crash and ha his own novel where he's the main character.

>>212301533
>slop
kys

>>212301716
>>212301726

>>212254423
Based

>>212265267
WAGMI FUUUAAARRRRKKK

>>212284723
He’s initiated and he’s baffled by it. He’s not an internet guy.

best thread since moot retired

Brain?

>>212301680
everything about it is weird

>>212260802
[The Joker liked this post]

Kinds of Baneness

Bean?

>>212303111
kek

>>212254684
Uh, you don't expect to bring friends.

4chan getting hacked was the best thing that happened to this place.
All the tranny jannies who wouldn't let this thread get to 10 replies are all gone.
A huge weight has been lifted.

I'm a big guy

>>212254423
from the thumbnail I thought this was Return of the Jedi

>>212303307
>A huge weight has been lifted.
that was just one janny

>>212303337
for me.

yall were saying this meme will never die and then there are like weeks and months with no bane threads lel. ya lost

>It really has to do with learning. Big Guys teach you compassion. They teach you to love unconditionally. CIA can't be redeemed for all the pain and suffering he's caused. He doesn't fly so good, but he files the flight plan. The end of the saga is CIA saying, "I care about this person, regardless of how big they are for me. I will crash every plane that I have, everything that I love, - primarily Dr. Pavel - and throw away my life, to save this prize. And I'm doing this because I'm in charge here, despite all the horrible things I've done. I shot a man and then threw him out of a plane, but he still cares about me, and I can't let that die.

>CIA is very different in the end. The thing of it: the flight plan was correct. CIA was the chosen one, and the plane does crash with no survivors. He takes the ounce of good still left in him and destroys Wreckage Brother out of compassion for his prize.

>I have brought peace freedom justice and security to my new flight plan!
>Your new flight plan?
>Don’t make me throw a dead man out of a plane.
>Bane, my allegiance is to CIA!
>If you’re not crashing this plane, then you’re part of the wreckage, brother.
>Only a masked man deals in absolutes. >I will do what I must.
>You will try.

I am the big guy now, Bane.

He didn't fly so good!

>>212304184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3z24YVB7BE

>>212304306
science has gone too far

>>212265267
weak legs

For Shia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7ySvO6EcV4

>my name is sergeant frank drebin detective lieutenant, police squad
>there had been a recent wave of gorgeus fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the west side
>unfortunately, i was assigned to extract some international terrorists from uzbekistan

I did it for yoouuuuuuu, for youuuuuuu
Bane, I'm not moving on
I love you long after you're gone
4uuuuUuuuuUuuuuu

>>212284723
Yes. He responded to the Birthday card /tv/ made him.

>>212293997
>I'm Anbu

Bump?

>>212293411
It’s too fucking ridiculious and has killed at least 152 people

>>212307405
>has killed at least 152 people
Source?

>>212276492
THE BIG GUYS GO
>FOR YOUUUUUUH

>>212307485
>le bain?

>>212307485
>>212267253
The fire rises

>>212303048
Kek

>>212310482
>m'bane

>>212310482
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mebane,_North_Carolina
Nickname: Biggest Little Town on Earth

>>212257901
He didn't bake so good

supp guisz whats going on in this thred

>2025
>still being a hothead
ISHYBGDDT

>>212311216
Everything I do, I do it for (You)

>>212254684
Get a load of this hot head everyone

>>212254684
SAAR?

>it's Friday past-midnight in eastern Europe
Why are you here

Stop with the bane posting, it was funny for the 1st time and 1st time only

>>212291479
>The Golden Path shows me, my fedaykin, gurney halleck here, but only one of you

>>212254684
HE DIDN’T POST SO GOOD

>>212260802
WHO PAID YOU TO BURST MY SIDES?

>>212266939
MODDDDSSS

BANE WAS ABLE TO CRASH THIS PLANE

FOR YOU

WITH NO SURVIVORS

KANE?

>>212312424
Bane
Always

EUUGH!?

>>212303606
FOR YOU

⠃⠁⠝⠑

>>212296301
>VALE?

>>212312799
BRAILE?

Thanks for this thread, needed this after Michael Madsen died

>>212257901
Why does he hate us so ;-;

>>212312988
If I took your dubs would you die?

>>212312506
>I am Maskedman
>Or rather, Maskedman as he should have been

>bane thread hit bump limit
WELL CONGRATULATIONS! WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN?

He was a big guy, and a good friend.

I want to make love to Mosquito Man

>>212313302
Crashing this thread
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>212254684
Or perhaps he's wondering how someone could make a meme... that wouldn't get old in 14 years

>>212294200
>>212297955
>>212301166
>>212303111
>>212310433
>>212312366
>>212312488
>>212312988
>>212313144
WHO WANTS TO TRY DUBS NEXT?

>>212313646
Me...

Moderator from Reddit here.

I want to start off by saying how completely disappointed I am in every single one of you. You all single handedly ran away our guests by posting nothing but childish, disrespectful, and just flat out rude comments. /r/Iama is a chance for redditors and people in general to interact with celebrities and otherwise famous people when they will likely never have a chance to do so. What you all did was completely un-called for. I am now having to reschedule the AMA for another time because so many people that actually wanted to have meaningful questions answered had their chances ruined because of all of you. I can tell you with complete certainty that if I see a single “For you”, “You’re a big guy”, or “CIA” reference in the new AMA you can bet that you will be permanently banned.

>>212254002 (OP)
Gremlins?
On my plane?
that is preposterous

>>212313796
>>212313796
>>212313796
>>212313796

>>212314218
>Poison Ivy
Now I'm horny

>>212261491
BONE?

>>212301326
>Imagine being the janitor on this board
It would be extremely painful

>>212313784
HE DIDN’T GET SO GOOD

>>212314402
WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

>>212314388
You're a dubs guy.

>>212281366

> vein?

i know it's a tendon

>>212314493
>>212314493
>>212314493
>>212314493

>>212283415

> grape?

>>212315302
Anon..

Bane?