Thread 212255232

>>212255232 (OP)
This the thread?

>goop trial was kinda funny with a shifty boomer trying to lie and screw platrow and a bunch of retarded lawyers
>diddy trial not televised
>lively trial wont be televised
deppbros, im aching for another celebrity legal clownshow

I poured myself a large glass of wine, I thought it necessary

>>212255232 (OP)
Chicken jockey. Anne Frank

>>212255232 (OP)
The Johnny Depp trial was a brief pocket of joy in a sea of shit. The 90s were like that all the time.

>>212255259
a photo of your shit lager doesn't need to be 3.43MB

hello I'm here for the wine tasting

I like to drink cough syrup

>>212255232 (OP)
>“Look, it had gone far enough,” Depp tells The Sunday Times of the decision to go public. “I knew I’d have to semi-eviscerate myself. Everyone was saying, ‘It’ll go away!’ But I can’t trust that. What will go away? The fiction pawned around the fucking globe? No it won’t. If I don’t try to represent the truth, it will be like I’ve actually committed the acts I am accused of. And my kids will have to live with it. Their kids. Kids that I’ve met in hospitals. So the night before the trial in Virginia, I didn’t feel nervous. If you don’t have to memorize lines, if you’re just speaking the truth? Roll the dice.”

>Depp also said he got through “all the hit pieces, the bullshit” that came with the media storm. “Look, none of this was going be easy, but I didn’t care. I thought, ‘I’ll fight until the bitter fucking end.’ And if I end up pumping gas? That’s all right. I’ve done that before.”

amber and wokeness won

>>212255259
>0.0%
a bit redundant for Stella, no?

>>212258799
Kek. And this

I just drank 2 corona and feel nothing like what in the actual fuck is the point in beer less than 6 percent?

>>212255259
>0%

>>212259713
thats hot. imagine having drunken sex with this whore.

so amber pooped the bed and blamed it on her dog?

>>212259822
confirmed

>>212258394
nice

Best of the whole trial for me was when they brought in the Rick Sanchez-tier psychiatrist who was diagnosing Depp based on his movie performances and at one point begins doing these weird mouth movements as he pauses for thought and you see Depp squit his eyes in confusement and lean in for a closer look at the doc.

>>212261023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5p2JkCCIW4

>>212261023
hilarious
the whole trial was like an irl sitcom episode

>>212261355
What even was the ultimate consensus between what went down between Depp and Heard? I forget. That she was an abusive cunt but he did himself zero favors by being a zoned out druggie/alcohol 24/7?

>>212261023
im couldnt stop laughing at that. comedic kino