Thread 212256860

Sniiiiiiiiiff...

>>212256860 (OP)
>Me when bi dl trade verbal dom top puts his post gym pre shower weewee infront of me

>>212256860 (OP)
>>212256921
They know what they're doing.

>>212256921
>>212257032

>>212257067
>>212256860 (OP)
What the heck?! Are they trying to make me goon?

>>212257067
me with my bf

>>212256860 (OP)
do any of these whores get raped in this slop movie?

>>212257219
her mom

>>212257067
I really hate this Turning Red style of garbage

>>212257592
Bumboclart

>>212256860 (OP)
why does this jitter like my old xp laptop trying to play oblivion?

>>212256860 (OP)
>visible fillers

>>212256860 (OP)
sushi doesn't smell that good

kimbap is poorman's sushi
everything korea tries to do, japan can do better

>>212258320
ackshully its a kimbap, not sushi

>>212258351
no, you're just a weeb

>>212256860 (OP)
>>212257067
NEXT NEW MEME FACE

>>212256860 (OP)
i have korea fatigue

>>212258320
she's smelling
my peanus

>>212258361
>it's not sushi, it's korean sushi

>>212256860 (OP)
phenotypically the same as those grubhub creatures

>>212258351

I'm just gonna say it. Japan has some good food and all, but it's way, way over rated.
The difference between the sushi I can get in walmart for like $5 and the $250 sushi hand made by Japanese chefs who've had 30 years of training is tiny. You pay 50x the price for food that is about 5-10% better.

And yes, I've tried both. Picture related is what I had while I was in Japan. Each piece of that sushi cost like $15 or something and it was only marginally better than the stuff you get from any supermarket.

>>212258436
Me too

>>212257592
how does this look anything like that you moron?

>>212256860 (OP)
kill yourself.

>>212256860 (OP)
The Grubhubverse expands once again

>>212259316
Never had sushi but it looks worse than squid or shrimp, and how can you charge so much for rice? Is it not just plain rice?

>>212260100

It's rice with a bit of vinegar in it and then a slice of raw fish on top. It costs so much because the claim is to get good at making sushi it takes decades of training.
The reality is, sushi made by someone who spent a few weeks learning to make sushi tastes almost indistinguishable from someone who spent 50 years learning to make sushi.

>>212257067
(Sigh) Fine. Alright Netflix, I WILL watch your shitty movie.

>>212260132
It's uncooked fish, how could the flavor change besides the quality of the initial ingredients?

Japan is king of this shit. You go for a haircut it takes 10 minutes to cut your hair and 50 minutes continuing to pretend to cut more to seem like they are hard working.

This film is some kind of zoomer humor that I'm too millennial to appreciate.

>>212259316
I tried sashimi for the first time like couple of years ago.
I always thought that "it's just thinly sliced fish" was a meme. But that's exactly what it was. Some restaurants server it fancily, with some greens and condiments on the side, but that's it. In essence, you're just paying an incredible mark-up for a guy that slices fish for you.
I understand that it's about the experience, the feeling of it. Same reason why some people prefer analog tech, when its specs are inferior. Hell, some rich people get the kick from the sole fact of burning money on trivialities. But I think it's bizarre.
Hell, Japan as a whole feels like that. Like they worked on the marketing for their whole pop culture to project this image of sophistication, which is totally empty inside. Nothing more than bunch of hollow rituals that don't really improve the substance that much.

>>212260132
I make my own sushi at home and it tastes pretty amazing. I get smoked salmon from Morrisons, a packet of uncle bens microwave rice (the chicken one is best, but you can try other flavours) then I stir it all up in a bowl and add a few teaspoons of onions sauce.

Get a spoon and chow down accompanied by a can of Carling, it makes a classy snack while watching the footie.

Kipper sushi works well too but you have to take the meat off the bones first.

>>212260333
>>212260364

Like I said, Japan has some good food, but a lot of it is severely overrated as fuck and even the best, most expensive stuff is really only 5-10% better.

While in Japan I had a burger made from some fancy wagyu 5 star beef or something and it cost like $40. It was only marginally better than a $5 burger you'd get from McDonalds.
Hell, I straight up had 5A hida beef in Japan, which costs like $300+ per kg. It's no better than the cheap ass $5 steaks I get from walmart.

>>212260364
>I tried sashimi for the first time like couple of years ago
Fucking backwoods peasant
>I always thought that "it's just thinly sliced fish" was a meme. But that's exactly what it was.
Good quality fish is expensive, retard. It's not catfish you grow in some shitty pond

>>212260381
That should say picrel sauce not onions, but 4chans word filter got to it.

>>212260381
/ck/ get in here

>>212260424
a fish is a fish

>>212260415
Could never understand why wagyu is considered better than Argentinian beef.
>>212260424
You are an utter moron that missed the whole point of that chain of posts. You can buy way more of the same quality sea salmon for the price of the one serving of shashimi. The markup is disproportionally high for this type of "preparation", since they literally just slice it, no cooking, no marinades.
So kindly fuck off, imbecile that can't grasp simple concepts without being spoonfed.

>>212256860 (OP)
Memes aside, is this worth a watch?

>>212260415
Might pick up a fishcake from the chippie on the way home and try making sushi with that, got some mexican flavour microwave rice from Aldi in the larder that is getting near its date.

>>212260606

Don't like cheap fishcakes from chippies lad. They're like 90% potato, 5% breadcrumbs and on a good day 5% fish. I wanted a fishcake not a fucking potatocake.

>>212260481
Why? It's a shitpost. But Brits do eat disgusting food, it's impossible to parody them. American cuisine is bad, British food is fucking inedible.

>>212260656
no it is very tasty and comfy

>>212260656

Nah. British food, actual traditional food is fine. It's a little unimaginative but the actual food when properly cooked is great and no worse than cuisine from anywhere else in the world.

The British however do eat mostly disgusting food. They've gotten fat and lazy and very few of them can even cook anymore. As a percentage I believe the British consume more heavily processed food than any other country on the planet. They literally live off of slop.

>>212260767
She looks like Meowth

>>212260836
fucking lol

I hate this kind of animation with all my soul

Literally turning people into brainless golems

>>212260767
nice

>>212260877
That's not what literally means, non-proactively monitoring every thought you have NPC sub 300 IQ california raisin brain

>>212260689
there's no way anyone outdoes the US in slop consumption.

>>212260925
t. beans on toast

>>212260925

The US and UK are almost identical in how much of their calories come from hyper processed food. It's about 60% for both.
I know in the UK it's actually higher for kids, about 66% of food kids in the UK eat is hyper processed slop.

>buying cornish pasty and putting in oven is le bad because...uhh....it's """"processed""""
who cares

>>212261046

If it was just pastry with meat and vegetables inside it wouldn't be so bad. But the ones you buy are somehow made with 8 different kinds of oils and full of all kinds of preservatives with names you can't even pronounce.

>>212256860 (OP)
South koreans aren't human. They are physically plastic, their identities are plastic, their behaviour is plastic, their "culture" is plastic, their country is plastic. There is nothing good that came from it besides Oldboy. Anybody who supports or likes south korea don't have souls either. I despise south korea more than any other country on earth. Fuck the koriggers for brainwashing White women and now White males too to consume korean slop.

>>212261137
Wholeheartedly agree.

>>212259316
Filtered and self-snitching pleb

>>212261137
you're overgeneralizing, the big cities and media try too hard to be western-adjacent but most of south korea is still boneheaded borderline 3rd worlders, kind of like eastern europe. its like thinking japan is nothing but anime and videogames.

They do be cute tho

>>212259316
Grassu on rissu, 500,000,000 ¥ Gaijin bakka! Prus tip!

>>212261898
This stupid-ass country was still under dictatorship 30 years ago. Ten years ago they elected a president that was little more than a puppet for a sect. They drag and drag the comfort women issue, even seizing money Japan had paid to victims. The revenge-seeking anti-Japanese laws are crazy. Until recently, you could get prison for entering Korea with Japanese cultural goods. Butthurt country that would love to be Japan but will never be. Sad!

>>212261898
Point is that North Korea is far more human and civilized.

South Korea is a hyper capitalist hell hole in the big cities, and backwards third world in its politics and in the rural areas.

It was ruled by a weird matriarchal mystical sex cult shadow council for decades.

God bless comrade Kim is what I'm trying to say

>>212262125
you get all your world knowledge from memes
young koreans love japan and dont give a fuck about these things, you have this imagined cultural rivalry between japan and korea that simply doesnt exist. the whole cult thing is more of an asian problem than a korean one, shinzo abe was related to the same cult you're talking about but you probably love the epic birthrate memes about that guy.

>>212262253
Forgot pic

Demographics makes it clear. South Korea will collapse in 100 years and North Korea will absorb all their lands. The better ideology and better people will win

>>212262253
>It was ruled by a weird matriarchal mystical sex cult shadow council for decades.
wow imagine if that happened in the west haha wow asia is so fucked up unlike us huh they are so weird and deranged.

>>212262279
based, juche and nrx trump over neoliberalism cause they're so badass

>>212262316
>nrx trump

>>212262316
>NRx
shalom Chaim Moldbug

>>212262258
I work with Japanese people and Japanese institutions daily. What I told you in this post is just a fraction of the truth. Refer to: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan%E2%80%93Korea_disputes

Every young Korean I met in Japan was insufferable.

>>212262316
Its not a case of NK being "badass", but more that a hereditary monarchy being infinitely more well functioning and understandable to plebs than the Byzantine retardation of the liberal democracy, and NK has avoided many, many of the societal ills related to that.

SK is wracked by eroding ethics, hyper consumerism, rootlessness, lack of sex, lack of births, ongoing gender wars, broken politics etc etc

NK won, clearly. They got nukes, they got hypersonic glide vehicles. They have long term plans, they managed to survive and thrive under conditions rarely seen on this earth.

>>212262504
But in NK I saw rats eating rats eating humans eating rats eating baby rats eating corn eating poopoo

>>212262528
We simply know SK is a dysfunctional country.
NK is achieving its goals in terms of specialized weapon development and is opening up the country to Russian tourism. Its doing well

>>212262482
yes we all know the funny /int/ meme about the island rock that korea cares about and comfort women and other "butthurt" memes. all that wikipedia shit is just post-colonial bickering, i take it you also define every other culture on earth by their stupid ass bureaucratic endeavors from the 1800s to 1960s? go outside seriously.

>>212262645
Repeal the Louisiana Purchase! Fie on thee!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAyPTJFgFEs

>we want the white women audience to watch our movie

kpoop is made for browns and sea asians

>>212262645
I suppose you are talking about Tsushima but I do not know about the meme. Some laws and measures are still very much alive. Did you know? In Korea, if your great-grandfather worked with the Japanese occupation forces during the annexion, the government can still seize your property.

2014 sinking of the Sewol

Proof that SK is a subhuman country of bugmen

give us our island back.

>>212260767
Fucking kek.

>>212262774
>into the niggerverse animation

dropped. can't stand this shit.

Why does /tv/ prefer KPOP to JPOP now? Is JPOP dead?

>>212262585
>Its doing well
Sure it is. I'm sure Russians really want to go there, too.

actual Koreans would never make something this cringe.

>>212260381
decrepit british hands typed this

>>212260132
>spent a few weeks
nigger it takes 20 minutes to learn how to make sushi

>>212263257
Most of it is learning to pronounce konichiwa

>>212260599
would the 4th one so bad.

>>212260341
it's the equivalent to '*raises fork* i'm so le kirky uwu' of 2000s.

>>212262253
>It was ruled by a weird matriarchal mystical sex cult shadow council for decades.
source?

>>212263085
>not invaded
>immune to foreign meddling due to nukes being able to reach American mainland
>relations with China and Russia are better than ever
>positioned to play China/Russia against each other in an eventual Sino-Russo split
>will be able to absorb SK once america gets kicked out of the pacific

It is objectively doing quite well
Missile tech transfer from Russia to NK was the latest nail in the coffin for SK

My gf asked me to watch it and it was decent

Shes also a tomboy and identifies with this girl and i kinda look like the boy that character likes so she showed me a lot of fanart of the two and then we had sex while she pushed my bangs in front of my eyes and kept calling me a good boy

All in all 7/10 movie, i enjoyed it

>>212262253
>>212263384
The country was ruled by literal succubi and that's why South Korea's men are more emasculated and ostracized than America or Europe's.
Look up the 4B movement if you want to keep going down that rabbit hole, feminists have started talking about practicing that over here

>>212263494
i asked for a source not your headcanon

>>212260836
>>212260859
kek

>>212263494
>>212263500

Pol hysteria & fake news. All it was was some bribery and embezzlement, and she's in prison.

>>212263494
>>212263500
I forgot the link
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-37971085
Its all true though, don't act like a reactionist faggot

>>212263515
where does it say these hags are feminists? this says they stole money

>>212263515
Did you read your own link? Poltards stay contained please. SK has less corruption than the west.

>>212263595
Sinking of the Sewol

>>212263638
You get 1 hour of internet a week and this is how you use it? Listen to one of The Monkees cassette tapes, you'll love it.

>>212259487
He's right, it's the same style of weird "lol so random" facial expressions that Turning Red overused.