Thread 212257475

Cancelled after 1 season

>>212257475 (OP)
Ugh

>>212257475 (OP)
Subversive warfare

>>212257475 (OP)
>Alien Earth
>clearly on a space craft
Hard pass.

Explain how OP girl is any different from Vasquez.

>>212257815
>not tomboy
>not latina (actually jew)
>no awesome gimbal-stabilized machine gun
>outfit is fucking office safe, about as arousing as a dentist appointment
Oh, almost forgot, the fucking hideous gorilla face

>>212257815
Vasquez would never be mistaken for a man.

So who is the target audience?

>>212257671
How is a black woman existing subversive warfare?

>>212259272
Women

OK guys I get the bell ringing but hear me out what if this sheboon gets killed by an alien?

>>212257815
One is a fat sheboon

>>212257815
In the 80s, the idea of a woman acting out male stereotypes was novel and cool to a kid (the primary audience of Aliens) vs now where it's just trite. Time passes and and tastes change, pretending otherwise is just autistic Critical Drinker tier shit.

Say it.

>>212259970
resurrection is better than prometheus

>>212259891
Drinker would probably say the same thing as you, though.

>>212257815
Vasquez is a person who happens to be female and latina
The black one is there because she's a black woman

>>212257475 (OP)
I can get behind gender bent Lawrence Fishburne

>>212260220
Cameron was always a feminist. abyss, terminator, aliens, titanic... everytime women take the lead

>>212257475 (OP)
looks more like Predator

>>212260339
Not in Avatar.

>>212260431
which happens to be his best

>>212257475 (OP)
fatigued already.
shan't be watching

>>212257475 (OP)
I don’t like this new alien design

>>212260475
Also not really in Titanic. The FeMC doesn't do anything besides cut Leo's handcuffs off. And in Terminator, Kyle does all the fighting. Anon might be full of shit.

>>212259298
How do you know that's a woman? Did it give it's pronouns?

>>212260339
Yeah but his female protags aren't situational geniuses who are never wrong and get to epically dunk on cowed men, Sarah Conner especially is a damsel for 99% of the first movie and a psychotic bitch in the second, she's literally interrupted mid man-hating speech and told it's not helpful by her own son

Yeah i'm not watching that shit.

>>212257475 (OP)
This is the first black person in any alien or predator movie!

I'm so angry!

>>212257475 (OP)
Alien get ipad

>>212257475 (OP)
nuke it from orbit

>>212262589
Cool guy from Rocky and Happy Gilmore Vs. This. Apologize

>>212257475 (OP)
It's not gonna suck how can it suck when they perrrrfectly rebuilt the original Nostromo ship hallways hmmm? impossible. now that's called dedication

>>212264326
Yes, purrrrfect. All according to plan.

>>212257815
Well you see Vasquez was played by a Jewish woman and tm/tv/ are a bunch of good goys

>>212265158
You dorks are so stupid. Actors don't get into it to play themselves. It's literally their job to pretend to be other people. It's not some sort of illegal act or unspeakable taboo to play another race.
>OMG she's not latina but she as an actor played one so well that no one realized it for years! Call the news! This is horrible!

>>212257475 (OP)
Is that the guy from victorious?

>>212265589
>Gripes about minorities in film
>Someone asks what's the difference between a nigger and a Jew
>Explain
>Anon plays dumb.
She basically did spic face. Jews are natural shape shifters so they're allowed to play other races but an actual white guy plays a spic or nigger it's a crime.

>>212257475 (OP)
No thanks, I have chronic nigger fatigue.

>>212257475 (OP)
Alien Earf

>>212260339
Not a feminist. A nerd who wanted in on the Hollywood pussy-train and doesn't have the looks. He's married, so he needs a little kick to make sure the needed side-action happens. He isn't doing it with charm or the potential for a marriage meal-ticket. He's a pussy-worshipper.

>>212257475 (OP)
>cute black girl
based, i'm in

>>212257475 (OP)
why the fuck an ugly black woman?
they always pick the ugly ones

while there are hot ones

>>212257815
"She" might as well be a very zesty, ugly negro
Vasquez is, very obviously, still a hot woman, despite the short hair.

AYO WELCOME TA ALIUM ERF

>>212265799
>can't even see face an tits or anything at all except the bulging shitter
Typical gay assfaggot

>>212260339
Only if you draw shallow comparisons and assume that feminism now isn't the opposite of feminsm back then

>>212259970
Nobody cares about you have to say about movies that were good despite you, geriatric hack
Also this>>212259989

>>212257475 (OP)
Hard pass.

>>212257475 (OP)
>space themed sci-fi, but on Earth
They're phoning in the location, sets, effects etc.
>all young (lead) actors
They're phoning in the cast too, using zero charisma highschool drama class caliber nobodies / nepo babies
This has garbage written all over it

>>212257569
>>212259301
>>212260187
can someone explain this meme to me?

>>212266210
Some green text story about a guy who when watching shit with his girlfriend would comment any time he saw some Marxist propaganda usually involving racial shit or gay shit. Well she made him stop pausing the shit to discuss Jews every time so he would ring a bell anytime a black or lesbian or some very obvious jewery was on.

>>212257815
Vasquez is easy going and fuckable.

Predalien confirmed?

>>212266485
Drake was hitting that good. She was just too bad! She was so very upset to lose him.

>>212257815
Vasquez is exception in the universe. The dialogue indicates as much. Adding more Vasquez's undermines Vasquez.

Looks like the show will be a dish for us media literate peeps

>>212257815
I literally can't tell.

>>212259272
People who use faceid

>>212257475 (OP)
AAAHHHH, THAT'S A SCARY LOOKING ALIEN!

>>212262589
>This is the first black person in any alien or predator movie!
Who is Parker? Also the main character of AVP is a black woman.
>>212259891
>Critical Drinker
That nigger needs to go. Film 101 tier taste and analysis, embarrassing as fuck visual gimmick only a step away from that Dr. Disrespect fag, and literally is always doing a voice in his videos which would be like if Mike from RLM was always doing Plinket voice. Absolutely intolerable.

>>212266599
It's weird how none of the white people have faces.

>>212257475 (OP)
It does look the part

>>212258132
Would you?

>>212257475 (OP)
lol it just keeps happening. There's been no vibe shift. Everything since 2017 has been filled with fat ugly nogs.

>>212266756
Took me way too long to find this shit

>>212267171
He looks like he can discuss the bonus situation.
>>212257475 (OP)
This is annoying the same way having some white whore with a scene girl haircut would be.

One of the easiest design choices Andor made that made it “look like Star Wars” is picking ugly huwite people with 70s haircuts.
If you cast nogs don’t give them retarded 2000s hairstyles. Just follow the vibe. The best thing in the last Alien movie was following the design cues of Alien. Bulky handles and blinking lights. The weakest part was the actresses. Android nog was the strongest character who fit the vibe.

It’s not that it’s impossible to cast blacks in these vehicles, they just choose the shittiest most pandering ways to do it. Someone has that collage of “black women in vidya” and they all look the same and have to signal current year with some big afro or side cut bullshit regardless of setting.

>>212257671
You're just a bigot against giant lesbians ruining your films with their lack of talent and unappealing or anachronistic appearance!

>>212257815
one is a ugly dumb nigger the other is not

>>212257475 (OP)
>Alien Earf

>Everyone I see in a movie must sexually arouse me.

This is a TV show not a porno you freaks.

>>212257475 (OP)
Cool, we finally get a look at the alien.

Ooga Booga
OOGA FUCKING BOOGA

>>212259970
Romulus was 10000000000000x better than Prometheus and covenant

>>212267798
>Everyone I see in a movie must sexually arouse me.
wrong, all I ask is they don't physically repulse me, which is something hollywood seems incapable of delivering on at this point

>>212267451
It's weird since they specifically went out of their way to use the Alien aesthetic for the ship/station in this show. I wonder why they're not keeping the crew's looks that way

>>212257475 (OP)
Urgh its hideous

They're in every advert here and my country is 90% white. Some one explain this to me

>>212257475 (OP)
>Dey here

>>212257815
I want to fuck Vasquez

>>212257475 (OP)
OH LAWD DEM ZEZOMORFS

>>212270503
Vasquez is only for Big Drake Cock

>>212257475 (OP)
>That Michael Obama thousand bathhouse cock uppity stare

>>212257475 (OP)
>Alien Earth
PIC RELATED AM I RIGHT

Ferro was best girl.

>>212257475 (OP)
Imagine going from cailee to this disgusting visage.

>>212271077
She's not the main character, retard

>>212257815
vasquez was the exception at the time
also she had funny bantz, a cool gun and look, was competent, and had big sometimes braless tits

>>212267303
i wonder how this comic came to be

>>212265809
Looking like the meanest gorilla in the mist(hood)

>>212271667
Imagine Vasquez running around in those tiny panties Ripley had in the first movie

>>212272028
You'd be able to see his dick

Computer, raceswap and voiceswap all characters to white