The genius Phastos has nudged humanity’s technological advancements forward throughout the centuries while shielding his own brilliance.

In the present day, he lives in the suburbs of Chicago with his husband and son, haunted by the guilt he feels for helping in mankind's technological advancement, which led to atrocities throughout history.

>>212257804 (OP)
He knows all of the herbs and spices in the colonel's secret recipe.

>>212257804 (OP)
he invented peanut butter

>>212257804 (OP)
The thoughtless, empty stare cracks me up every time. "Smartest" lol...