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I'll set us down. But I won't leave my seat and I'll keep the engine running. Now the first sign of trouble, I'm going up. If you ain't on board when that happens, you're likely to have a lousy afternoon.
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>>212259355 (OP)I'M RUNNING THIS THREAD NOW SHITPOSTER AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME
>>212259683Sir, we're just jerking each other off in here.
This was Romero's best work.
>>212260885>We don't have enough ammunition, captain, to shoot them all in the head. Time to have done that would've been at the beginning. No. We let them overrun us. They have overrun us, you know? We're in the minority now. Something like four hundred thousand to one, by my calculations.I think it has the best writing, really conveys the gravity of the situation imo
>>212259355 (OP)Romero Zombies are slow, except for that first zombie in the original Night of the Living Dead that was moving quick. Anyway, those guys looking for survivors could just jog away from the crowd of slow moving zombies.
>>212262097This movie was just a metaphor for white replacement
SHE SAYS YOU'RE A NEANDERTHAL STEELE
A FUCKIN' THROWBACK
>>212259683>>212260161>itt: "villains" who did nothing wrongWhole movie would have come to a resolution if they just shot miguel or whatever his name is after his horrific fuck up
>>212263381Yep, the starting zombies were supposed to be freshly undead except the cemetary. She evem comments that they're so slow, they could just get around them. It just took time for the terror and shock of that unusual situation to wear off. But Romero's apocalypse was global so the zombies kept increasing until it's unsurvivable or you hide in the middle of nowhere
>>212259355 (OP)https://youtu.be/KUCzXtzqJ9Y?si=8pc8Qbbt7cY9qIF-
The soundtrack goes so hard
What's the point of Romero's stuff with intelligent zombies? Is the audience supposed to be interested in the zombies remembering and being able to think?
>>212269410It's a nightmarish scenario in which to envision yourself.
>>212267173But it wasn't his fault he was turning to jello
>>212265677George was a lefty, he loved heckin pocerinos.
>>212259355 (OP)HELLO? HELLLOOOOOOOOOOO? HELL OHHH?
>>212259683Where will you go janny? You can delete my shitposts, but what about the millions more that are waiting to greet you in other threads? Do you really think you can "ban the piss out of them"? All of them?
>>212259355 (OP)Helicopters are fucking deathtraps, I wouldn't set foot on one no matter how much I was paid. They're really fucking cool, but there's a 0% chance I ever ride in one. Fuck em
>>212263381Zombies are slow
ftfy
zombies are dead. there is no way that they can move quickly. they only get one move or one attack per combat round
>>212270038>they only get one move or one attack per combat roundyeah but its always a critical hit
>>212269910>>212270129kek
janny's only hope is to make the anons behave
>>212270129>>212269910>>212259683Maybe if we tried shitposting posting together we could ease some of the tensions. We're all posting in different threads.
>>212259355 (OP)>/rho/ is back>12 months from when it startedkino
>>212265446damn someone already posted it
>>212270172>does the old switcheroo>pulls a WWE move on you to crack head dying instantlypossibly the most powerful zombie in all the lore
If I was in the zombie apocalypse, it wouldn't have gone down the way it did. There'd be a lot more zombie brains spilled on the floor
>>212270548>>12 months from when it started
Has it really been that long
>and this is our son's room. he really likes science
>>212265677more like a metaphor for assimilation
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>>212271790more like a metaphor for ass mutilation
>>212269910I love this board sometimes.
Let's go to the beach, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
>>212269799I fucking miss Rhodes General like you wouldn't believe.
>>212272390very comfy shot with the seaguls but those trees dont scream tropical island
>>212270446That's the trouble with the world, Janny darlin'. People got different ideas concernin' what they want outta shitpostin'
>>212273418dawn could easily be considered a comedy
>>212273418why didnt he move forward to that huge gap?
>>212273652cameraman was blocking his path
>Hey, you know what all dey keep down here in dis archive? Anon, dey got da posts and da memes of da top 500 shitposters. Dey got baneposting screenshots down here. And dey got da original post for all your favorite Pepes. Dey got deleted threads, NSFW images, and green text stories. Dey got newfag screen caps, and fishtank generals, and dey got official accounts of all the drama and Twitter arguments and political baiting and off topic posts that interrupted the flow of tings in da good ol' 4chan board /tv/. Now. What does it matter, anonymous-sama? All dis shitpostin' and archive keeping. Who ever gonna give a shit? Whoever even gonna get a chance to read it all? This is a great, big, 14 petabyte SHITHOLE! Wit an off topic thread on it nobody ever gonna read.
In case you haven't heard. Monroeville Mall was bought by Walmart. Nobody knows for sure what their plans are to revitalize it.
>>212273712Damn national geographic cameramen
>B-but we don't want to interfere!Fucking bullshit
>>212260466>>212265446>>212265446>>212268516I was sad when Bub saw him dead and got upset.
>>212273833Oh. That's pretty sad but also just the way of things. I'm from SWPA so I have been to that mall. My mother actually won a 10,000 shopping spree there back in the early 90s. I remember getting a pretty sweet TV out of it.
>>212274075>10,000 shopping spree there back in the early 90s.Damn, that's like 10,000,000 in today's moneys.
>>212273531The pies to the zombie faces wasn't a clue that it wasn't serious? They wanted a comic book vibe.
>>212274450That's why Snyder's remake is superior. Zombies aren't funny, they're scary.
There are no caves under Florida. You hit the aquifer immediately.
Completely ruined my immersion but otherwise decent film.
>>212274922>Snyder's remake is superiorI want underage posters to leave.
>>212272521Look up Brazilian pine. Invasive in Florida and all over the coast. No caves tho
DUN DUN
DUN DUN
DUN DUN
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>they've never been in the caves under Florida
How comfy would it be to hide out in a mall in a zombie outbreak? I mean there would probably be a hardware store so you could probably build some shit to block up all the entrances and if theres a gun store you could have people on the roof watching out with guns
>>212260885this movie is a woke atrocity, every character is obnoxious, "nothing happens" the movie, politics in every scene, illogical decisions and people being retarded to advance the plot, whites and military being evil because woke. it was really the worst of his movie
>>212276146Not comfy at all. Any big place like that would have thousands of people going straight there. It would be a fight to the death with all the other scavengers or some jackass claiming dictator warlord over everyone. Never be as comfy and cooperative as in the movies
>>212274051Ban that shitposter...Or you're banned.
>>212276235>some jackass claiming dictator warlord over everyonethat would be me, and I would be maximum comfy while my underlings did my bidding
>>212263381You'll be able to outrun them for a while, sure, but whileyou're going to get tired eventually, they're going to keep right on following you, along with all the others you passed on the way, and all the other ones who didn't directly see you, but are now following all the noise being made by their brethren. Sooner or later, you're going to wake up somewhere surrounded. The Walking Dead comic and the World War Z book covered all that.
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