Thread 212259831

what ever happened to Elisha Cuthbert?

She probably got sexually harassed and called it quits. Many such cases.

she got fat
think it was goon 2 where she was the funny fat friend of the main girl

>>212260021
Shes thin again now

>>212259831 (OP)
what a beautiful black baby incubator

>>212260126
Goddamn, I wish Iran would start launching again

Would.

>>212259831 (OP)
*british voice*
that's quite the scrumptious fanny
*gets on knees and praises Allah*

shoulda done real nudity

>yes goyim you must simp and marry the porn whore

Wtf is this movie

She didn't get naked.

There was some behind the scenes leak of her doing a photoshoot at her heaviest weight on a beach in a wet dress once that changed my life as a kid. Probably why I’m into women with a little tummy now but it’s impossible to find nowadays

>>212259831 (OP)
Retired from acting to fulfill the greater purpose of being bred by her Chad former ice hockey player husband. Many such cases!

>>212261325
what a waste t b h

>>212261207
>but it’s impossible to find nowadays
i have them, i'll post them later if no one else has

>>212259831 (OP)
She went to Dubai and became a toilet for some oil sheik.

>>212259831 (OP)
>feet aren't in the frame

>>212260884
How do they go from this to a fat lazy blob in only 5 years? Shits sad desu

>>212259831 (OP)
She did a sex comedy where she played a porn star and didn't even show her tits. That was it, her career bombed immediately after that. In fact sex comedies in general kinda died out after that too because I think everyone got sick of paying to see a movie because you thought you were finally gonna see the hot main actress on the cover get naked, and you never did. It didn't matter if literally every other actress in the film got their tits out, you didn't get what you paid for - See Eurotrip, that film is funny as fuck and I still felt ripped off.

she became a puckbunny and sloppied her seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR8aQCCf60o

>>212262295
I'm horrified! How could an ice hockey player say such things!

>>212262295
I can see how you get 5 games for saying that.

>>212262295
I hear Cuthberts kids got harassed in school and they were called "sloppy seconds" and the kids pointed at their wrist, indicating the time was on for slopness.

>>212262372
based bullies

>>212262295
This is why you should never marry a non-virgin

>>212259831 (OP)
The wall

>>212259831 (OP)
She's a fucking twat

>>212261325
why tf do americans say ice hockey, its redundant

>>212263203
to differentiate it from field hockey

>>212263428
that's what the word field does.

>>212263203
Grass hockey think ice hockey are fags

>>212259831 (OP)
I want to finger her so bad

>>212260210
looks bogged

>>212259831 (OP)
elisha cuckbert

>>212263175
>pressured to make millions of money of your good looks
why didn't she work at mcdonalds instead?

>>212262295
>indefinite suspension for bants
Land of the Free?

>>212263659
also what the word ice does

>>212263175
>thats what the studio wanted you to do
No shit. All those producers and directors must've fucked her brains out.

>>212263730
Field hockey is only played by school age girls in the US.

>>212264441
oh really

>>212264422
so it's just stupidity then

>>212264598
you're a legit retard

For me it's Lucky Girl where she does threesome with a middle aged married couple for gambling debts

>>212264670
well you're the one who doesnt understand what redundant means so...

>>212264854
hockey is a game that can be played on different surfaces, people specify the surface to avoid confusion, you absolute fucking moron

>>212264162
All my this; every twat blamed someone else when they could have simply worked at McDonald's!!

tl;dr Free Big Harv!!!!!