Thread 212262580

>a genuinely good movie comes out
>no one on tv is talking about it

>>212262580 (OP)
There’s a black guy in it so I’m not gunna watch it

>>212262606
As good a reason as any.

>>212262580 (OP)
nobody goes to theaters anymore
we'll talk about it when there's a rip

>>212262580 (OP)
this board isn't for discussing actual television and film anymore, it's for complaining about niggers in children's cartoons. catch up

>>212262606
And the movie is all about the black guy. It's one of those bait and switch movies.

This movie makes me feel like I've lost all objectivity. I've seen so many people praising it but it seemed just ok to me. I'm not an f1 superfan but I've watched drive to survive and this just seemed like an average drive to survive episode with brad pitt forced in. There was also some shaky acting and an insane amount of product placement, also weird appeals to this working class, underdog narrative that's completely out of place in f1 where everyone's loaded. My main issue I think is just that the shots in drive to survive are already so locked in I just don't think this was a big step up from that? And knowing the story is made up as opposed to some of the really compelling true stories that happen throughout drive to survive kind of undercuts that part of it. Overall not terrible I'm just surprised people like it so much.

>pole position screws everyone else
>skill wise, the difference between the top driver and the 20th is roughly half a second on average
>teams & sponsors determine how good of a car you have because money
>one bad pit stop fucks the whole race

Fascinating sport, I totally get why so many watch it. Honest, leveled playing field.

>>212262731
>Go to a race. Can't see the cars 90% if the time.
>50 laps with nothing happening
>Cars are so streamlined, need to invent video game turbo boosts to make it interesting again

>>212262730
the guy who runs the FIA is trying really hard to expand F1 appeal to normie mud-covered peasants because thats who watches f1 in his arabic shit-hole. But dumb mud-covered peasant eurotrash and amerimutts have povertyball and nascar respectively. the movie is an inherent waste of time at any rate because its about a white guy giving up his dream to uplift a fucking nigger. gross.

>>212262829
>the guy who runs the FIA is trying really hard to expand F1 appeal to normie mud-covered peasants because thats who watches f1 in his arabic shit-hole.
but don't those same people hate niggers? doesn't compute.

>>212262580 (OP)
I hated almost everything about this movie especially Brad Pitt's arrogant quirky chungus attitude

>>212262580 (OP)
Nothing to talk about a movie with a plot everyone knows already without seeing. And who really cares about Brad Pitt?

>>212262851
its not to get niggers into the sport, its to get race-guilted working/middle class whites into f1, by making them think by supporting this sport theyre helping a YOUNG BLA-MAN TRYNA GEH UP INNA WOURRL n shieet

>>212262895
that's way too convoluted. also the only ones caring about that are lefties. they hate cars and masculinity though.

>>212262865
I like Brad Pitt in movies usually. But this movie apparently isn't about him but some random nigger instead.

That and the premise of a movie about F1 is just retarded.

>>212262944
NTA, but its not convoluted and your inability to compute just means youre retarded. this movie is about an old washed up white racer passing the baton to a young black george floyd buck

>>212262580 (OP)
Brad Pitt still got it

This movie was extremely cliched. Nice visuals though.

>>212262952
I've heard people it's about the Hamilton self insert and people saying the black guy actually crashes out and watches the final race from a hospital or some shit. I've seen people here say it's woke and seen Critical Drinker say it's not.

Short of spoiling myself by reading the wikipedia page, I have no means of learning the truth.

Kosinski has only made soulless schlock. F1 looks like it has one of the blandest color palettes in recent memory, the whole movie is white, black and champagne. Got to give him props for that Gears trailer though, classic.

>>212263046
critical drinker thinks GOW Ragnorok isnt woke. hes a fucking retard

>>212263077
Mauler thinks it's not, too. Maybe it really isn't.

>>212263108
mauler ALSO thinks GOW Ragnorok isnt woke. He is ALSO a fucking (fat, ugly) retard

>>212262730
>insane amount of product placement
F1 wouldn't be F1 without it.

>>212262580 (OP)
i cannot torrent it yet

>>212263162
I know, I've seen his face from the Dark Souls 2 videos he did. DESU if is that's a more recent pic, he's looking better than I remember.

>>212262580 (OP)
F1 has been shit for more than a quarter century now... I'm not interested.

>>212262580 (OP)
why would i watch nigmerican version of f1 instead of the real thing

I read a plot synopsis because fuck this disinfo fest. The black guy loses to Pitt. The end. If that question was all that was stopping you from watching, you can watch it now.

I don't care about racing cars. At all.

Brad Pitts character wins the race in the end.
The other guy is actually happy for him.
The end of the movie is about Brad Pitts character racing outside of F1 just for the passion of it.
It's core message is just do what you're passionate about and eventually the resources to do so will come on their own.
You can watch the movie

>>212263522
Thanks for spoiling the movie you asshole.

I didn't care about baseball but Moneyball was fantastic and I shouldn't have slept on it.

>>212262829
You know you can just watch movies before you cry about them offending you right? That is not what transpires in the plot.

>>212262580 (OP)
>>212263522

>Heard you're looking for a racist misogynistic antis*mite.
>We can't pay you much.
>It's not about the money.
>What's it about then?
>*laughs*

>>212262580 (OP)
>terrible director
>terrible subject
>looks like Sony cameras
I'll see it eventually, but can't work up the enthusiasm to see it right now

>>212262606
fpbp

>>212262580 (OP)
too many ninjas in it

>>212262580 (OP)
its a woke piece of shit i dont want to go see pitt be dunked on by the black side protagonist that's literally like being cucked on a metal level

>>212262730
You can tell from the trailer alone that the film has a hard cap of 6/10. There is just a lack of kino rn, so it's water in the Sahara.

>>212262580 (OP)
Brad Pitt was the director behind Top Gun Maverick??

>>212265193
like Speed Racer?

>>212262606
>>212262655
The woke right loses yet again.

>>212262829
F1's appeal is engineering. Compare this to Rugby, where the appeal is men smashing very hard into other men. There is no hope for expanding it's appeal across those fanbases.

>>212262580 (OP)
5 shekels have been deposited into your shilling account

>>212265254
>F1's appeal is engineering
no it's the nepo baby drivers, always has been.

>>212262580 (OP)
It reminds me of a mid movie about baseball with Bred Pitt as the unlikeable protagonist.

>>212262655
I've seen it and it isn't.

it splits attention pretty equally between him and Brad with the overall balance in Brad's favour.

>>212262580 (OP)
IndyCar is much more exciting. The cars are more powerful, they race faster and it's much more dangerous. The drivers aren't all manlet fags. F1 is the wrong "sport" for an exciting film.

Wait, the movie is actually about some negro and not Brad Pitt?

Wow, fuckers didn't even use him in the posters.
Thanks for the heads up, I won't be watching this

>>212267462
Well the black guy and Pitt are brought on to the team (which is a bottom tier F1 team) at the same time. They're team mates. Pitt's there because he used to be good 30 years ago and knows the team manager, while the black guy's there because every driver with real talent got hired by other teams. Pitt and black guy compete with each other because it's not like they're competing with the top teams. It's not about the black guy. He's just Pitt's rival in the film.

>>212262580 (OP)
F1 is a sport for women. Gossiping about the guys that race instead of the machines and their technology is all the prove I need to confirm it. F1 is a sport for women. Real men watch WEC and WRC.

>>212267978
Why are there no girls who race?

>>212267978
any sport involving machines is for the guys who didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete. that's why "car guys" act like cars are the only thing in the world worth paying attention to, all of their confidence is tied up in a machine.

>>212262580 (OP)
>>no one on tv is talking about it
Yeah, nobody gives a flying shit about racing, so nobody cares if this movie is good or not. Glad you liked it, but I'm not watching it, racing is fucking gay.

>>212265995
But Moneyball is the best sports movie ever made

>>212267978
Because it is ultimately a class thing. Women that I know only watch F1 and tennis sometimes because they’re “high-class” sports that you need to be rich to get involved in.
They will occasionally watch NFL, but only during the Super Bowl.

>>212262606
Why didn't they put the nigger on the cover?

f1 is the golf of racing lmao, car 'men' are pathetic

>>212268148
Well that's not true. The other day I was at a Ferrari festival at Eastern Creek and I was surprised by the number of chicks there. Some of them were even alone. They were literally just there for the cars.

>>212262580 (OP)
Not good movie Pedro Javier Carlos and Mendosa said they didn't like it so I'm not gonna waist my fucking time on some movie that a balls deep faggot here is promoting

>>212262606
>>212262625
>>212262655
>>212265182
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE A BLACK GUY IN AN F1 MOVIE!!!!!

>>212268063
All professional car drivers are athletes retard and yes the cars in motorsport should get 50% attention but in F1 all the attention is about the drivers because the car technology is a secret nobody talks about.

>>212268297
I'd rather not have niggers in any movie.

>>212262580 (OP)

F1bros had a few threads when it opened. But it's not a children's movie and there are no flying superheroes, spaceships or robots. Not the type of film /tv/ likes to obsess over.

Actually watched it, and its pretty good. As one anon put it, its elevated by the fact that there is fuck all to watch since Hollywood is busy committing suicide.
Also there is a scene that felt like written by /tv/ where Pitt tells the black guy that his frontal lobe is underdeveloped which is why he is acting immature.
I want some kin/o/, Im watching Talladega nights. Wacthed days of thunder (this one was great, watch it). Any recommendations?

>>212268298
resisting g-forces doesn't make you an athlete, if so fighter pilots would be signing multi million dollar contracts instead.

>>212262580 (OP)
what makes it good?

>>212268505
There's a black man in it.

>>212268297
I was on /sp/ when Lewis lost the Championship to Verstappen. The entire board erupted into BWC memes. It was unreal. Anyway I think this movie would have been better if the team mate was an Italian guy. It just feels more appropriate.

>>212268489
It isn't just resisting g forces
>fighter pilots would be signing multi million dollar contracts instead
They should

>>212268297
I love how Hamilton is a british nerd and then later in life adapted a try-hard niggah-style.

>>212268489
Not that anon, but you're just playing autistic semantics if you argue that F1 drivers aren't athletes.

In reality, who gives a flying fuck if you don't think they are.

>>212265243
>in recent decades
Cope lmfao zoomers are too young to umderstand what oscarbait trash is

>>212268565
if there was something else you would have mentioned it.

>>212268297
Out of curiosity, how long did europoors have to cope and seethe before they found a decent black f1 driver?

>>212268297
This nigga zestier than liberace

>>212262606
Brava anon, bravissimo.

>>212265243
It is probably going to do better overseas than domestically, but the claimed budget is $300m, my hogfu Grace Randolph claims there are rumors it is over $400m. So on the low end this is going to have to do $750m to break even and prob a billie to be considered a moderate success.

I loved Rush and Ford v Ferrari

Where does it stand in comparison to those?

>>212268367
No one here will talk about movies made targeted to adult men, but will make a dozen daily threads about fucking ironheart

>>212268929
>No one here will talk about movies made targeted to adult men
There are literally five M3gan threads on the catalog right now anon.

>>212268297
Fuck you Tyrone

>>212262580 (OP)
>those fucking wrinkly 70+ years old grandpa hands

>>212268921
Worse than Rush and about equal to Ford v Ferrari.

>>212268991
M3gan 2.0 is targeted at adult gay men, so I guess it counts.

>>212268271
They were hoping to be picked up by some wealthy Ferrari owner

>>212268271
>They were literally just there for the cars.
anon ... come on now!

>>212267978
Chick Hicks Maneuver

>>212262655
It literally doesn’t, he’s gone for like 30 minutes of runtime

>>212263077
Girlfriend of War?

>>212268063
Some truth in that. See Clarkson.

>>212268921

F1 is solid. Good movie of the old guy conflict then brohood with new guy genre. But it's not the pinnacle that was Ford v Ferrari.

>>212262606
I was happy that the black guy DIDN'T end up with a cute white girl. Phewh

>>212262580 (OP)
Is this shit really called F1 The Movie?

>>212269204
Wow! How did that hag snag such a handsome man?

>>212269047
I consider trannies gay men, so I can see why it appeals to /tv/.

>>212262580 (OP)
brad pitt won so chudoids don't have enough to complain about

>>212268671
F1 is absolutely not oscarbait you fucking tard

>>212269257
It's called F1. For some reason it was rebranded in America as F1:The Movie

>>212269508
Because we don't know or care wtf it is and could confuse it for a "sports" show or something.

>>212268521
oscar and bafta coming up then

>>212269236
That was a close one anon for sure

>>212262606
>black guy
If this really bothered you then you'd have said NIGGER.

The real reason is that Pitt rightfully beat the shit out of his gook sons. Seethe more.

>>212262580 (OP)
we'll talk about it when the 720p appears on yts.mx

>>212269659
we don't use the n-word around here anon.

>>212262730
People will take any 5-6/10 slop that isn't a superhero movie and has a white leading man and say "WOW KINO IS BACK!"

>>212269747
Feel free to point us to the 10/10 kino that isn't a superhero movie and isn't woke within an inch of its life anon. We appreciate good kinos around here!

>>212262580 (OP)
It was a decent movie, black guy not withstanding. But it's pretty formulaic so there's really not much to talk about.

I guess there is something I want to ask. On the Wikipedia page for the movie it says that "Sonny and Kate confirm their relationship." but I read that scene and the Baja race as them acknowledging that they are on different paths in life and might not see each other for a while, if ever. Which made the ending kind of bittersweet for me. Did I misunderstand their conversation?

>>212269204
>61
how does he do it

Does the irish girl show tits in anything?

>>212262606
A based man posts

>>212262580 (OP)
>put a negro as co-main character
>expects me to watch it
kek, fat chance

>>212262580 (OP)
No one here goes to theaters, wait for the digital release so >>>/tv/ can pirate it in good quality.

>>212269638
Fo real

Made me think they changed it due to some test audiences or something

>>212262580 (OP)
i only go to the kinoplex for good movies, i'll watch this when some slop streamer gets rights to it. and i'll hate it because it sucks. stop marketing your trash on my 4chan kike

>>212262580 (OP)
I just think F1 is boring, there's zero appeal from this movie.

>>212263493
>The black guy blows Pitt
zesty

>>212269826
>On the Wikipedia page for the movie it says that "Sonny and Kate confirm their relationship."
I suppose that comes from the whole thing about him saying "Can I see you down the road?" this time instead of the usual "I'll see you down the road." He just wanted to drive dune buggies in Mexico.

>>212262580 (OP)
no one gives a shit about F1

>>212269593
yes americans are fucking stupid, what else is new

>>212273217
yet it's the only country that matters lol

F1 is for women now, has been since that gimp reality netflix show came out. Embarrassing marketing for this "sport". Women ruin everything

>>212268297
He's gonna be the last black driver for the foreseeable future

>>212270193
No but that's ok, she's a nice lady.

>>212262580 (OP)
Just watched it, it was pretty good. I liked the visuals but it could've had some more interesting cinematography and colours, and the audio should've leaned more into the sound of the engines and the Zimmer soundtrack is okay, nothing special. The soundtrack to Le Man '66 was better and had more of a racing feel to it. Brad is somewhat just playing Brad, but it works well enough.

>>212273281
The adults are talking here bud. Take a hike

>>212268297
>DRS gets implemented
>suddenly this turd starts winning championships left & right
Schumacher is the GOAT, not this half-whitey dreadhead

>>212262730
You're not wrong. I saw this with some buddies a few nights ago and thought it was watchable but extremely medicore.

It's an end-to-end corporate product. It was clearly watched frame-by-frame by teams of executives from Apple, F1, Mercedes and other sponsors so that any "problematic" content could be removed.

The other huge problem is that they couldn't depict anything associated with F1 in a negative light. It's hard to make a sports movie without the evil rival. Imagine Rocky without Apollo Creed. Imagine Mighty Ducks 2 without Iceland. Yes, they had a "villain" but it was weak.

The script felt like an AI-generated mishmash of generic sports cliches
>the grizzled, haunted vet vs the brash hotheaded up-and-comer
>*catastrophically crashes car* "well, it's a start..."
>"he feels like he's flying out there..."

Some of the racing shots were beautifully done, but I thought it got old, fast. The races between the first and last one were forgettable.

Plus, why would Toto offer a last place driver who DNF a spot on his team.

>>212265201
Correct

>>212268921
YOU SIR HAVE EXCELLENT TASTE

>>212267978
IndyCar for track racing.

>>212262580 (OP)
i thuoght grand turismo came out already

>>212262655
And he constantly tries to mog Pitt, he literally ruins this movie. Thank god I didn't pay to watch it.

>>212268921
I hated those movies but I loved Gran Turismo. F1 is worse than GT.

>>212270673
I watch the camrip potato quality. idgaf.

>>212268297
first blackish driver
in the fooking 2006 or something

>heroically pull teammate out of fiery wreck
>this is never mentioned by anyone
Weird

>>212265243
>The woke right
Never fails to make me laugh. Neoconnery on the level of Bill Kristol

>car shit
Yawn. Also the Saudis own this "sport"

>>212262580 (OP)
>old white boomer gets one last chance at glory before he hands over his legacy to a black
no thanks
at least in top gun maverick the other protagonists were white men

>>212276701
The first black F1 driver happened in the 80s

>>212268921
>movie where everyone is white vs modern diverse movie
lol what a retarded question

>>212265243
Nobody knew or cared about the black guy. People saw it because Brad Pitt vroom vroom

>>212262730
you haven't lost objectivity at all, its an extremely mediocre by the numbers feature length advertisement like Air
some of the racing shots were cool, the crash was cool, but its not enough

another stupid car movie

>>212277339

Cars -- in a.movie about race car drivers? The audience must have been both surprised and disappointed.