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Anonymous No.212267854 >>212267929 >>212268405 >>212269077 >>212269572 >>212269737 >>212269879 >>212271465
This is not Star Wars.

Star Wars had a soul. This is just scenes of people talking trying to run out the clock.
Anonymous No.212267929
>>212267854 (OP)
Yes. Where is the fan edit that cuts the runtime down to the 90 minutes of content?
Anonymous No.212268376
I have nigger fatigue after coming to this thread.
Anonymous No.212268404 >>212269620
>Andor has no charisma
>everyone is human
>tries to be gritty and serious and just fails
Anonymous No.212268405
>>212267854 (OP)
OPBP
Anonymous No.212268781
I'm glad it's not Star Wars, if it was Star Wars it wouldn't have been so good
Anonymous No.212268810
>Star Wars had a soul
This shit hasn't had a soul since 1983
Anonymous No.212269077
>>212267854 (OP)
I watched the first 2 minutes of season 2. The ugly fatty made her presence felt, and I knew it was time to leave.
Anonymous No.212269572 >>212269682
>>212267854 (OP)
>This is not Star Wars.

You don´t say...
Anonymous No.212269620
>>212268404
>>everyone is human
Anonymous No.212269682 >>212270107
>>212269572

> Aliens
> Lightsabers
> Jedi & Sith
> Amazing planets.
> Family drama.

That's Star Wars. Andor has none of these.
Anonymous No.212269737
>>212267854 (OP)
Contrarian brainrot retards can't admit Andor was good because Disney made it.
Just pirate it retards Disney still doesn't deserve your money. But it was kino, it was the last good piece of kino that will bear the Star Wars name. Watch it and then you can move on from this dead franchise forever.
Anonymous No.212269879
>>212267854 (OP)
Yeah, it all feels so clunky, like it was a pain to get the pieces to fit a story arc, how Disney can miss the mark so badly is beyond me. Where’s the magic? Charm? Wit? Inspiration? Has any child even been excited to pick up an Andor figure? He looks like a man going out to get a sandwich.
Anonymous No.212270107
>>212269682

So shallow... do you perhaps work at Disney or something? No, SW is first and foremost a timeless narrative that accepts it´s nature as a story. Hence the "once upon a time" slates, it´s archetypes, it´s over acting, it´s wedding tier transitions, it´s emotional use of color and lighting, it´s stylized compositions, it´s use of the classic hero´s journey narrative structure. It´s not meant to feel rough or complex or "real", let alone mirror contemporary social issues. It´s mean to be more akin to a bed time story if anything.

Disney´s never made a single piece of Star Wars media. What they make, even using some of the same elements like light sabers and space wizards is fundamentally different. What Disney does is more akin to generic stuff like rebel moon. You could probably edit those two together and people wouldn´t be able to tell those are two different IPs.
Anonymous No.212271465
>>212267854 (OP)
It’s the most sovlful star war since Rogue One