Thread 212269573

How do you survive this ?

>>212269573 (OP)
What am I looking at?

>>212269573 (OP)
Can't believe this is from the same director and SFX director of the Gamera trilogy and Shin Gojira.

>>212269573 (OP)
You can't. Even the retarded titans can't be baited away from the walls forever because some of them run and will catch the scouts eventually. It's just a matter of time before they group up and bust in.

kek

>>212269676
>What am I looking at?
a reminder that people that do not post title of film and series in every first post and image should be banned for at least a year.

>>212269759
>buuu huuuu am low iq retard booo huuuuu

>>212269573 (OP)
why does that titan have booba?

>>212269573 (OP)
i have never watched anything related to this, i just know they're giants that attack the town.
have they ever tried to build a bunker? wouldn't that work?

>>212270081
last time they tried that a titan teabagged the bunker and they just couldn't let that stand on the clip compilation

>>212269573 (OP)
a giant asian is just a normal size regular person so I push it over or kick its shin

>>212270081
no because monkey titan can mind control other titans

>>212269573 (OP)
.70 caliber rifle rounds to the skull

>>212269573 (OP)
Grab two boxcutters and slash their necks.

>>212270298
Honestly never seen this show but yeah, any person that big would be easy as hell to kill. We have shells that can pierce battle ship hulls, these things would be dead in under 10 minutes of coordinated shots. A fucking aircraft would destroy them all. For all the tech and interesting gear they have, no one ever decided to make a helicopter and just fly it above them out of range and start shooting them in their eyes and shit? I mean a human can carry a rifle on their own that fire .70 cals. These monsters would be a joke if the people in the anime took their eradication seriously

>>212270298
>>212270392
They regenerate their bodies (and even their heads). You have to sever their spine at the neck to kill them.

>>212270435
Ahh okay so they are also magic, not just monsters/kaiju

why are japs so obsessed with big stuff? is this what they think americans look like in their head?

>>212270435
Unironically not a hard feat for artillery/navy/etc if it was an option.
>>212270483
very small peniseru

>>212270235
ok and? just let everyone in the city hide in a giant bunker, let the giants roam around overground and thats it

>>212269741
>Anon, get out of your room and come say hi to your cousin

>>212270081
it was never needed because the regular titans can't get past the walls, they only got in because an unknown colossal titan showed up out of nowhere and kicked a giant hole in the wall

>>212270603
giant monkey is actually human who can turn himself into giant monkey so he would just order big titnas to desrtoy that bunker

>>212270920
audible kek

>>212269573 (OP)
>build giant onahole outside of city
>titans all line up to stick their dicks in it leaving you alone
you're welcome

>>212271068
why does he need to do that? is he just evil?

>>212271254
I don't think they have dicks. Hence why they are always so fuckin mad.

>>212271287
bug people don't have working brains the same way actual humans do, please understand.

>>212270081
No because either eventually they'll need to leave to resupply, meaning you'll have to risk it with titans anyway, or just starve to death once the last bit of food is gone.

>>212269573 (OP)
50 cal

>>212269573 (OP)
You read The Holy Bible.

>>212271434
You've never even been near a bible or read any books in your goddamn life.

>>212269759
Hear hear

>>212270081
The walls were working.

>>212269759
I'm glad it made you seethe though

>>212269573 (OP)
did they try shooting them with helicopters? pretty sure hellfire missiles would obliterate a giant's spine

>>212271697
My assumptions would be since its a post apocalypse type scenario (I think) that they did try that and they don't have access to that kind of hardware anymore (or limited amounts).
Still seems silly since you could 100% use some form of artillery to headshot these giant bugmen.

>>212272011
>build giant massive multiple walls around city
>cant build multiple simple bobby traps to kill them

>>212269573 (OP)
Probably blow them up with ieds. Just turn them into hamburger. Not really that hard. Maybe like a 50; Cal with thermite rounds aimed at the fatal t. You'd blow giant burning holes out of the lower back of their head until it pops off I don't what it but blowing it's head apart and free of the spin isn't that hard they could have done that 800 years ago with cannons

>>212272224
Well yeah, bugs aren't very smart anon we already covered this I thought.
They have to have their head severed apparently but still I think that would be easily accomplished with trebuchets or something. Wouldn't even have to be explosives I don't think?
There is a certain point where it becomes:
>because otherwise these gooks couldn't have wrote 6 gorillion episodes out of this plot
though.

>>212269694
holy kek please give code i beg you

>>212269573 (OP)
>Pvt Pyle are you...masturbating to them?

>>212272341
yeah, i'm just dumbfounded about how dumb it it is when you think about it, almost any anime can be solved with basic stuff
but as you mentioned, it wouldn't last 12 bazillion seasons and make gorillions of moneys

>>212272486
Weird aside: but this is one of the reasons I liked the Walking Dead COMIC so much. The zombies start becoming old and slow and eaten up early on, so only newer formed ones are as much of a threat. The zombies are "dealt with" and usually only show up as a danger in hordes or surprises. There was obviously still some stuff happening for the sake of plot as you can't escape that 100% but in general it didn't feel as forced.
Now the show? Yeah not so much kek
That is one of my biggest pet peeves with media though when it feels like everyone goes retarded for the sake of plot.

>>212269759
It's clearly AOT

>>212269573 (OP)
with my superior speed

>>212269573 (OP)
>How do you survive this ?
According to the series itself, all you need is machined gun barrels.

>>212270392
>Honestly never seen this show but yeah, any person that big would be easy as hell to kill.

It is literally a point in this story that WW1 tier weaponry tears these being to shreds and the entire power dynamic of the world changes because humans reach this technology tree.

>>212271697
They would. At that point of the story the humans have the first working prototype of an airplane.

>>212273492
stupid fuckers wasted half their research time on hydroponics and complex furniture instead of speedrunning machinery and combat shotguns baka my head

>>212269573 (OP)
surviving the holocaust was mostly luck

>>212270603
So starve to death?

>>212269573 (OP)
I'm just built different.

>>212269759
i would say something akin to 'lurk more' but for general cinema knowledge

but damn it, you're right, how the fuck were we supposed to know this film?

>>212273757
It looks like a cgi intro for a porn parody of attack on titan.

>>212269759
Same goes for the people posting jav webms without code desu.
>>212269694

>>212274225
fair