Thread 212270279

I just saw it, all I can say is that this is the Transformers: The Last Knight of the franchise. Dominion was better, it's that bad.

how fucking hard is it to just make a fun dino movie

>>212270279 (OP)
>Dominion was better

It absolutely was not. Rebirth was the best of the 'world' films easily.

>>212270310
Not hard at all. Just needs a good rape scene.

Fuuckkk
Lets say i don't give a shit about the plot or characters
Is there some fun dino attacks at least?

>>212270339
Rebirth lacks SOUL

Dominion is bad but it atleast had a vision, it had soul. Rebirth has none, it's a bland forgetable corporate mandated movie with no soul.

>>212270279 (OP)
Scarlett really hit the wall hard. I was never a fan of her face but its brutal seeing clips of her recently.
>>212270310
Very, very hard apparently. I would've been fine with Chris Pratt: Raptor Trainer. That was the only cool thing in the new movies to me.
I liked the idea of the Raptors making friends and packmates with humans, they are smart fuckers, it made "sense" from a movie perspective.

>>212270279 (OP)
anyone else get the feeling there is a pajeet marketing effort going on to shit on this film? I dont care Im still going to watch it.

also I liked Transformers: Last Knight. so fuck you

>>212270395
Amount of dino screentime is 15 mins from what I gather, and it's a lot like Godzilla 2014. All day scenes are shown in trailers. The rest is at night.

>>212270310
>Dinosaurs?

>>212270438
>i liked garbage movie
Opinion discarded

>>212270395
Thats pretty much hpw Ive felt about each world. I just want some neat high budget dinos. I couldnt care less about what how chris pratt is a cowboy lumberjack navy dino wrangler whistler

>>212270443
...15 minutes?

>>212270279 (OP)
>WOAHH DUH DINOSAURS!
if you care about these movies past the age of 10 youre retarded

>>212270485
Even dominion had a couple good scenes if all you care about is the dinosaurs.

>>212270438
More likely a bunch of pooeaters are PROMOTING it since they probably did the cgi on it too kek

>>212270510
Yeah, raprors appear foe like 15 seconds

>>212270573
Waste of a movie. The raptors and utahraptors have been the only interesting throughline in the Jurassic Park movies besides the T-rexes.

>>212270568
Ive seen zero posts promoting it you paki
>>212270470
please feel free to reply once youve come back from shitting in the street

>>212270551
I liked the ending when the t rex showed up and made the logo. That was neat. The gigantosaurus scene at that one pbseration post place was fucking retarded though. Everyone is running around comically like the 3 stooges and the gigantosaurus is just like "hurr durr" and lets them.

>>212270653
kek you're such a mad little brownoid.
you know I'm right though, they don't use white talented people anymore for cgi, they use poos and bugs.

Why are dinos so agressive? I just think its weird. Id figure getting most of them to stop attacking you would be easy, unless it considered you a territorial threat. Food wise, its not that hard to disuade an animal from eating you. Theres a million other things for it to eat that wont tase it, why would it insist on eating the thing with the taser?

>>212270814
They swallow most people nearly whole too.
I imagine eating a bunch of clothes, metal and weapons probably doesnt' feel too good in your belly either.
I'm pretty confident that when lions kill people they eat around the clothes.

>>212270279 (OP)
I'm sure it's fine, plus ScarJo is in her prestige post-eyecandy actress era, so she'll only get better

>>212270732
>no y-youre brown
keep making threads about how much you dont want people to watch a movie lmao

>>212270814
Maybe the electric shock acts like mustard on your steak so they're actually looking for it.

>>212270911
holy shit you're an angry little brown. Nothing in any of my posts in this thread have been anything other than "I wish they had more raptors" and you sperg out like this?
Stay jewish and brown!

>>212271029
>sharptooths dont season they food

Can we talk about how the central conceit of jurassic park is kind of dumb?
>you can't control nature
Last time I checked there are thousands of zoos on this planet and none of them have allowed the tigers to eat the guests.
Hammond's problem is that he's a cheap fuck not that his idea was bad.

>>212270279 (OP)
I paid money for this but missed the showing

>>212271206
Why?

>>212271206
what did you do instead?

Should have cast Brie instead

>>212271231
>>212271240
Surprise overtime

>>212271263
Well you probably didn't miss anything.

>>212271183
>Hammond's problem is that he's a cheap fuck not that his idea was bad.
He built genetic labs and testing equipment and founded whole new ways of doing science. I don't think cheap was ever his problem.
Now the corpos that glommed on after? Sure, obviously.
Even in the new movies though they have whole underground labs and shit so I don't buy "cheap" as an excuse.

>>212271253
dire.

>>212270279 (OP)
>written by the same man who wrote the original Jurassic Park
Yikes.

>>212271337
Last time I checked Michael Crichton is dead
And Koepp hasn't written a good movie in like 20 fucking years. He has no clue how to make a movie anymore.

>>212271337
>>212271398
also many awesome scripts are murdered by studios, producers, directors, casting, etc.

>>212271398
I'll take it back actually.
Black Bag is decent.

is this another super action-based one or did they finally try to go back to more of a horror-focus like jurassic park 1

>>212271826
Trailer is a fucking waterpark setpiece. What do you think

Are there any good vore scenes?

>>212271826
Chris Pratt: Raptor Trainer as a low stakes low scale movie would've been the way to go I said it above.
Maybe he has to keep the military off his back (and the dinos) and tries to start a conservancy movement for the islands.

>>212270438
>anyone else get the feeling there is a pajeet marketing effort going on to shit on this film? I dont care Im still going to watch it.
The 2 big studios want to clear the field for Superfantasticslop, the Barbinheimer of 2025.

Disney also want revenge on Scarjo after she sued them because her Marvelslop flopped during the pandemic.

>>212270438
>>212272185
You don't think the trailer looking obviously terrible had something to do with it?

>>212271253
>Should have cast Brie instead
Not sure what she would've been brought to the role, but she wouldn't have to spend the movie running around in a padded bra.

where is the camrip

>>212271427
>also many awesome scripts are murdered by studios, producers, directors, casting, etc.
His was the only name in the credits.

>>212270573
that's because the mutadon scenes were the raptors once
you can tell because the mutadons don't ever fucking fly despite having wings
they needed a new "cool" dino to sell as toys

>>212272336
I wasn't talking about him specifically just the idea that the writer even matters at this point in hollywood given the butcher jobs they do on every part of the movie process now.
You could write a stellar script with a brand new concept never seen before and by the time it comes out its starring zendaya and has 20 close ups of her face every minute and is now about empowering brown people in india or some shit.

>>212271183
>none of them have allowed the tigers to eat the guests
unless they're pajeets

>>212270425
>Scarlett really hit the wall hard. I was never a fan of her face but its brutal seeing clips of her recently.
The movie made her look extra old though. As if they made a point of denying you Scarjo fap material.

>>212271898
i dont watch trailers and i have no idea what you mean by 'waterpark setpiece'. what an extremely unhelpful reply

>>212272477
Fuck off, faggot

>>212271973
this actually sounds great

>>212272473
That's just standard now. Even a shot of nipple or ass is haram. Even if a modern movie has a "pointless" extended sex scene, they'll still be covered by a blanket. You won't get even one second of female ass. It's insane.

>>212272219
>You don't think the trailer looking obviously terrible had something to do with it?
I don't have to go by the trailer, I've seen the movie. It's alright. Everything objectionable about the movie I already knew going in becauseit'sin the trailer. Once they actually get to the island, it's kinda fun. Like JP2 and JP3 level stuff.

It's definitely better than Fallen Kingdom, but worse than Jurassic World.

>>212272473
She has also been crying about the male gaze again kek
....now that its not on her as much.
>>212272518
It was my favorite part of that first new movie and you could tell they cut a lot out of the Blue and Chris Pratt stuff.
I was always a sucker for the raptors and I feel like they were always the "stars" besides the T-rexes as the final bosses. Seems like a nobrainer to me but I'm sure they'd mess it up.
>also a really easy way to sell merch, each dino gets a name and "gear", etc.

>>212272473
>The movie made her look extra old though. As if they made a point of denying you Scarjo fap material.
Don't worry about it, they throw in a guy with a teenage daughter who has to wade across the river so her wet top will cling to her boobs.

>>212271183
stop being stupid and siding/sympathising with evil characters. hammond was not cheap. nedry was greedy.

>>212272574
Covering her up is one thing, but they made her proactively ugly. Like barely any makeup, unfortunate close-ups, showing her age. As if the studio is allergic to success.

>>212272385
This is retarded because the new Raptor design is kino, I wanna know who made that stupid decision

>>212270279 (OP)
Why didn't they get him to fix the movie, /tv/? I'm sure they had test screenings for this movie, they must have known they had a turd on their hands, right?

>>212272797
What is there to fix really? The movie doesn't offer much.
They only thing I could think of is a beauty filter for Scarjo.

>>212270438
>also I liked Transformers: Last Knight

>new movies are about how dinosaurs are assets for money that have become mutated into something unrecognizable and hollow.
>studios take Jurassic park, use it as an asset to make money and it’s mutated into something unrecognizable and hollow

There’s no way they don’t see the irony in what they’re doing

>>212272849
According to the thread there aren't many raptors in it. Which is what these movies should be about. When a raptor isn't on screen the audience should be asking:
>Is a raptor watching them from the tall grass right now? Will the raptor open a door soon?

>>212272921
Problem is they replaced the raptors wirh mutadons

>>212272896
this was basically the entire jurassic world series. people shit on jurassic park 2 and 3 but those were actually okay movies

>>212272735
I don't think there is any coherent explanation here.
>da jooz!
Literally control porn. There's just certain movie producers or directors who HATE men

>>212272896
Gareth Edwards said its intentional

>>212272962
Porn is bad tho

>>212270279 (OP)
I don't know how bad Dominion was, because I never saw it. Forbidden Kingdom was without a doubt one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life. I have heard that Dominion was worse than Forbidden Kingdom, and this is worse than Dominion. If that is true I am genuinely surprised. Who in the FUCK thought that making Scarlet Johansson into an action star would work? Absolutely insane the kind of shit they have been greenlighting the past 5 years especially.

>>212272955
And those things look fuckin stupid in the trailers. Chris Pratt and his Raptor Squad should be fighting them.

>>212272896
See
>>212272856

“Dinosaurs aren’t “scary” anymore”. The movies literally tells you this because the creatives believe it. Raptors are the heroes now and they WILL have marvel fights with other dinosaurs in the next movie

>>212272998
>Raptors are the heroes now and they WILL have marvel fights with other dinosaurs in the next movie
To be fair its why I mentioned it above: Since Jurassic Park 1 the raptors have been shown to be smart and capable of learning things. They aren't malicious evil killers, they are hunters. The hunter helping keep the park together respects them. Grant respects them before even seeing them in the flesh.
They SHOULD be fighting alongside the humans at this point. Especially after the established worldbuilding with Pratt and Blue and co.

>>212270395
Not really.

The Mosasaur is just an extended riff on the climax of Jaws.
The Spinos are just cucks to the BVLL Mosa
The Raptors get the T-Rex JP3 jobber treatment and only show up for 15 seconds to get murdered by Mutadons.
The Dilophosaurus has its entirety of its screen time in the trailer
The T-Rex is hilariously useless. It can’t kill any of the family of 4 immigrants. To the point that it chews through their rubber dingy and there’s a gag where it pops back up completely unharmed despite being in a Rex’s jaws.
The mutant brontosaurus’ scene is just them getting freaky and being invisible to the naked eye thanks to 4ft tall grass.
The Quetz probably has the best scene
The Mutadons don’t get to do anything and just serve as a member berries moment for the end scenes with the Raptors in JP1
The D-Rex barely gets 4 minutes of screen time at the end of the film and doesn’t really accomplish much of anything. It looks like the cousin to the Cloverfield monster and basically gets led away from the group by Ali until it gives up and leaves.

Oh and the whole plot happens because of a snickers wrapper lol.

>>212272987
Media illiterate AND zero reading comprehension?

>>212272962
Pretty girls in movies are generally not allowed anymore. The only exception are nepo babies (often from the tribe).

>appears in movie for barely 2 minutes
>does nothing other than starring and eating le bad bussiness man
>leaves
There was no point to make this a mutant, could've just been the T Rex or another dino

>>212273093
what a fat retard dinosaur

>>212273059
>snickers wrapper lol.
WHAT???

>>212273067
but but anon you didn't enjoy the 3 hour close up of zendaya's ugly face titled dune 2?

Is it true the lead characters never speak to each other once in the entire movie?

>>212273044
>fighting alongside
Teenager detected

>>212273166
You mean scarjo and the glasses guy?

>>212273184
>he doesn't think raptors hunting alongside a cool hunter character would be awesome
faggot detected

>>212273200
Yeah, or it was the hispanics? I read it here so I'm curious if its true, it was said the couple never spoke once to each other

>>212270395
The dinosaurs never fight each other.
> inb4 mutodon scene
5 second scene get the fuck out

>>212273218
This happened twice in the first Jurassic world and it was cringe Disney bullshit. Grow up and find taste you literal child.

>>212273137
Muy Chaos theory reference

>>212273277
The interactions between the raptors and Chris Pratt are the only redeeming things in the new movies you fucking brown retard.

>>212273093
>There was no point to make this a mutant, could've just been the T Rex or another dino

You're the type of retard that would complain if they did actually just have the T Rex and complain this didn't take a chance and add something new.

Rebirth was good. I'd rank it just behind JP and Lost World. JP3 just doesnt cut the mustard and the other World movies are just ass.

The story was somewhat decent. We didn't have some retarded hero Raptor running around. No human clone. No stupid bugs.

It kept it simple. Get some samples, run into some snags here and there. Escape.

>>212273338
>calls me brown
>sucking off the human incarnate of Disney and pandering to nonwhites

HECKIN YES! ROCKET RACCOON AND LE RAPTORS!

you’re a literal troglodyte if you enjoyed any aspect of these movies. Literal tastelet cuckhold.

>>212273361
Have you considered none of these movies are good at all?

>>212273338
what an ironic post lmao

>>212273415
It's not bad, you all are just superman shills attacking this film

I would have exused the raptor trainer bit if they didnt switch back from team indosaurus. Them instantly switching sides when meeting him was great.

>>212273485
>whines people don’t like the Indian movie
>gets caught red handed
>starts to poorly make bait so people move on.

Every time. I am sorry sar but your time is almost up

>>212273384
>>212273425
>>212273478
Glad you got this mad over the truth.
It was the only good part and you know it.

>>212273159
>3 hour close up of zendaya's ugly face
Ironically she styles herself completely different when off camera. It's like she know her mutt side is ugly.

>>212272451
>>212273159
>mindbroken by zendaya's cute face
are u ok anon? this is a comfy scarjo/Jurassic world thread

>>212270279 (OP)
it's a literal do-over of jp3 but creates a whole bunch of new problems for itself and ends up being about equal quality
it's disingenous to not state it's better than the last two
also interesting pick for film comparison btw
>>212270695
i resolved myself to walk out if their tails curled together to make a heart shape for the camera, luckily that never happened

>>212273511
Yeah it was clearly butchered in the first one. You can see that there was meant to be a lot more of Pratt and the raptors. They fucked that first one up bad. I didn't even bother with the last one after the mansion bullshit in the one before.
>>212273536
>>212273547
I've never seen that creature look human.

>>212273338
Making the raptors the good guys was the stupidest idea from the jurassic world movies. Worse than giant bugs.

>>212270279 (OP)
WOW THATSSO COOL, IS THAT FUCKING ANCIENT AZTEC SHIT? ARE THEY GOING TO SOME ANCIENT ISLAND THAT HAS AZTECS AND SHIT AND DINO CIVILISATION??

>>212273596
They all shouldn't be magical good guys now but the idea that raptors would pack up with humans isn't some absurd idea. They are a long respected intelligent group of animals at this point. It is like thinking wovles working with a hunter is a dumb idea. Executionwise? Sure. But it isn't somehow a bad idea at its core. They are the best parts of every JP movie since 1.
>>212273640
When you go back this time please stay. Thanks.

>>212273670
Everyone can tell you’re either brown or underage by the things you’re saying and you actually need to stop.

People HUNT wolves, not alongside them. But you wouldn’t know that because you use your hands to eat rice and slop off the floor

>>212273731
>People HUNT wolves, not alongside them.
Holy fucking shit anon you may be the brownest retard in this thread.

>>212273670
>chris prat is redeeming
>raptors shouldn’t be magical good guys now

Please stop raj.

>>212273670
Making raptors into cute pets fucking RUINS any tension from the original jurassic park. And you cant get any good shoot them up scene like from Aliens because guns bad. FUCK this gay shit

>>212273361
>Rebirth was good. I'd rank it just behind JP and Lost World.

You're actually retarded. Please don't ever post again and keep your opinions offline.

>>212273771
thou doth protest too much ranjesh.
>>212273774
>Making raptors into cute pets
Yes that would be fucking stupid.

>>212273747
There’s a difference between a dog and a wolf, but I’m not expecting to find any grey area understanding from someone who thinks Chris Pratt and puppy dog raptors are the pinnacle of entertainment.

And yes, people hunt wolves every day raj

>>212273815
Gymnastics black girls rock!

>>212273771
>>212273835
>the indian is now calling people "raj" thinking its an own
KEK you will never be human
no one will ever fuck your subhuman sister

>>212270279 (OP)
best ranking

JURASSIC PARK >>> JURASSIC WORLD >>> THE LOST WORLD >>> FALLEN KINGDOM >>> III >>> DOMINION >>> REBIRTH

>>212273834
>makes shit opinions
>deflects and uses bad bait when they’re frustrated

No one will take you seriously until you find media literacy anon. Trying to be nice here. Not even calling you Indian this time

>>212273834
> Making raptors into cute pets
> Yes that would be fucking stupid
Exactly, and this happens in ALL the jurassic world turd movies

>>212273879
I agree here.

>>212273526
you are the reason we have TFK, Dominion and now Rebirth

>>212273867
We’re not the same person, it’s just easy to tell.

>212273891
>media literacy
ring the bell the subhuman said the thing

>>212273879
I like the first two equally, Jurassic 3, then all the world movies are varying levels of putrid hollwood shit

>>212273946
> being this brown
Im sorry 4 u

>>212270279 (OP)
>Dominion was better, it's that bad.
Retard alert.

>Thread about a JP movie
>NOPE GOTYOU ITS A BUNCH OF SEETHING BROWN PEOPLE FROM DISCORD!
kek ok then

>>212273946
>being so mad you can’t even reply
There really are Indians here. Absolutely wild.

>>212270279 (OP)
Quick, should I watch How to train your Dragon or Rebirth in cinema?

>>212274027
No. No you shouldn't.

>>212274010
>more bad bait to deflect when the Indian gets dogpiled
Tale as old as time, suraj. It’s time to face the consequences of your actions

>y-you're brown!
says the indian crying on a message board

>>212274027
Rebirth, Edwards always delivers on the visuals. People cry about not enough compelling drama and background for the characters but normal people do not watch JP for the character dramas.

>>212274147
Its time to stop posting for a few hours

>saar I really liked when the chris pratt sir teamed up with raptor sirs to defeat evil dino sir
>WHAT? I AM NOT BROWN SAAR, YOU ARE!!!

>>212274155
I don't know how people spend so long on cgi like this and not laugh at how bad the creatures look in it. The designs are fucking GOOFY. You can tell a *LOT* of effort went into it too which always makes it more baffling when I see shit like this.

>>212273044
>anthropomorphizing a fucking cgi dinosaur
Youre worse than the forever-disney women who think they can pet/take selfies with bears.

>>212270279 (OP)
SPOILERS

The acting felt subpar, even for the A-listers like Scarlett Johansson. The chemistry just wasn't there, and the dynamics felt super forced.

The special effects were good, but that's to be expected for a JP movie 30 years after the original.

The mercenaries were hilariously incompetent, with half of them dying before they even reach the island. For some bizarre reason, they only pack one gun, and the guy with the one gun, immediately dies. The guy who's whole job is piloting the boat, crashes the boat immediately. And Scarlett Johansson's character, who is supposed to be this badass Spec Ops (as a woman?) mercenary, lectures the scientist guy about being a better shot, then minutes later shoots randomly into the water with their super precious sample dart because some water splashed her in the face.

Then they crash, lose all of their gear, another useless mercenary dies, and somehow this Mexican family that showed up is more competent than the trained mercs.

Also the le evil bad corpo man "lets" the Mexican family's teenage daughter fall off the side of the boat, but somehow despite no one knowing this, all of the mercs are super suspicious of le evil bad corpo man and threaten to leave him on the island.

The whole movie is just contrivances, bad acting, plot armor, and laughably inept characters.

And they don't even have the good graces to utilize this big bad mutant dino they hype up at the beginning - the "D-Rex" is shown for 2 seconds at the beginning, then about 2 minutes of total screentime at the very end, where it only manages to kill the le evil bad corpo man (of course), and not even the black merc guy who the movie makes a super big deal about him sacrificing himself so they can get away...but then turns out he's completely fine somehow.

2/5 - If you've got $11 to waste, and nothing to do for 2 hours

>less than 2 minutes of spino action
This is a travesty

>>212274201
>more bad bait to deflect when the Indian gets dogpiled
Tale as old as time, suraj. It’s time to face the consequences of your actions

>>212273137
Guy eats a snickers bar in a restricted sterile environment, he drops the wrapper on the floor, the wrapper gets swept up in the air vent for one of the secure doors and disables it, this causes a system wide malfunction that allows the D-Rex to escape.

>>212274155
I like Godzilla 14 but the mutos were not really nicely designed for fighting another giant monster honestly. The humans were probably the best written out of all the latest American films

>>212274274
>suraj
what is that even supposed to be? is that an Indian name? only an Indian would know that
every non-brown man would just say pajeet

>>212274245
>>anthropomorphizing a fucking cgi dinosaur
No that would be stupid. The whole point is they are dangerous murdermachines on the verge of turning on you if you aren't a strong "pack" member.
I think some of you brownoids have brain damage beyond the regular subhuman bit. I think also a lot of you are forgetting these are family movies trying to sell toys and merch to kids afterwards.

>>212274329
I called him that earlier, but he’s just copy/pasting my comments to him trying to troll since he keeps getting called out for being a brownoid

why is there no camrip yet though

>>212274232
>>212274325
they looked kino

>>212274350
>he’s still going
Anon you need better bait. Put more effort

>>212274329
>>212274414
you're so brown its untenable

>>212272990
> Who in the FUCK thought that making Scarlet Johansson into an action star would work?
That’s the majority of her career anon. Everything outside of Marvel isn’t even a blip on the radar my nigher.

>>212274350
Owen acts like a bitch and nothing happens to him. Or the kids that are next to owen.

>>212274462
I like them too, I just don’t know why they didn’t design a monster that was more able to fight Godzilla if that was the plan in the first place.

>>212274480
I can’t tell if you’re mad or actually just that bad at trying to bait arguments anon. I’m trying to help you here.

>>212274350
>the velociraptor is le heckin good guy
Is just a gay cope to cover up for a gay plot point and further serves hollywoods obsession with making animals seem friendly. If their goal is selling toys (it isnt, what year do you even think it is), then making the velociraptors gay marvel characters isnt going to help anyway.

>>212274462
I'm sorry bro that thing looks like an oversized model from a ps2 alien shoot game from 20 years ago. You can tell a lot of effort went into making it though.

>>212274558
>If their goal is selling toys (it isnt, what year do you even think it is),
Anon this movie features a retarded "new" dinosaur purposefully to sell merch. People who have actually seen the movie in this very thread have even stated as such. Its pretty fuckin obvious.
Great rebuttal though. Jurassic Park magically isn't a family movie franchise now because of your singular post. Congrats!

>>212274307
Thats fucking retarded

>>212274558
Don’t acknowledge it, it’s an Indian and it WILL start saying gobbledygook bait because it can’t defend its positions

>>212274611
There are no mutaron toys.

>>212270279 (OP)
WILL IT FLOP?

>>212274631
Not yet, also dinosaur, car, doll and lego toys still sell and are top sellers. It's the other types such as action figures that flop.

>>212274652
The design is okay on its own merit I guess, but they don’t seem very formidable. They always reminded me of those things at the end of the dark crystal.

>>212274307
Unironically sounds like a realistic defect some government funded lab would have though. Really fucking stupid product placement.
>>212274652
You can keep posting clips of the dumb looking bug it will still be dumb looking. Like I said you can tell some cgisloppers really put energy into it though. Doesn't look as "lazy" as marvelslop. Sure is fugly though.
>>212274656
Hopefully everything does this summer.

>>212274611
>movie is about why we shouldn’t turn everything into a “product” because it becomes lifeless and shallow
>but the movie is a product that turned everything into a lifeless, shallow product

This anon is absolutely correct.

>>212274780
The Chris Pratt angle not working for you anymore ranjeet? Oh I’m sorry that was your actual opinion KEK

>>212274782
But no you see the creators made it that way on purpose so its ok.

>>212274828
I miss honest dinosaur movies anon ):

>>212274851
kek it is kinda weird how they haven't had any other dino movies besides the parody movies.
You'd think as creatively bankrupt as studios are now Dinotopia would be 3 movies in.

>>212270279 (OP)
GUYS

ANON >>212274482 SAID REBIRTH IS THE BEST ONE SINCE THE ORIGINAL

WHY DID YOU GUYS LIE???

Is carnotaurus or triceratops in the movie?

>>212273879
>JW that high
No

>>212274932
WHAT U MEAN YOU WANT DINOSAUR?
WE GIVE YOU MUTANT (NOT HYBRID THIS TIME WE ORIGINAL). BE HAPPY AND SIT IN THEATRE

>>212274932
The funko pop leaks? No

>>212274851
Prehistoric planet and walking with dinosaurs are fun. They’re realistic dinosaur documentaries but I don’t want to delve into that because ((they)) are lurking here

>>212274932
Neither.

>>212274932
There’s a little ceratops critter made to sell plushies but no triceratops

>>212275048
>>212275063
>>212275093
That fucking sucks. Any surprise dinos that were not in the trailers that show up?

>>212274932
best we can do is a sinoceratop with RBG light strips on it.

>>212275129
There’s little sail fin amphibians. The movie does okay at creating a little ecosystem and making things feel more “wild” again. The raptors also look a bit more like JP3 again.

I’m not a big fan of these movies though sadly.

>>212275140
See the thing is I honestly can't tell if you're joking at this point in this franchise.

>>212275177
Is it true the raptors only show up for 15 seconds then die?

>>212275268
Yes. The flying monster kills them, then proceeds to be a callback in numerous ways to the raptor kitchen scene

>>212275405
Fuck this franchise

>>212271291
Anon means as far as keeping them contained, not making them, you doofus.

>>212275621
In the original they were pretty fucking contained though?

>>212275703
Clearly not since they broke out extremely easily once the power went off.

>>212270310
It isn’t, the problem is they made two of them out of the gate before you were born you insufferable zoomer.

There didn’t need to be any after The Lost World. Everything since has been irredeemable trash.

>>212275752
JPIII was literally Spielberg's fault.

>>212275737
Sure thing dino-enabler...

The ending at the docks was copied from the Telltale game

>>212275857
Figures. The cartoon was copied from a game for 7 year olds.
It did human cloning first, too.

>>212274485
Yeah but that was all pre-wall. She could get by on being a femme fatale. Like I had no problem with her zip-tying dudes 3 times her size because she was hot. But the vibe I got from this was gritty Sarah Connor-esque, that's just never gonna happen and it was dumb of them to even try.

>>212274027
I saw How to Train Your Dragon last weekend with the lady and it was a fun film. It was line for line copied in some areas, if you liked the CG one you'll almost definitely like the live-action one.

Does the T-rex show up at any other point or is it just the raft bit?

>no live action "how to train your t-rex" spinoff movie
its like hollywood doesn't even want money

>>212274155
he also only gave us 14 minutes of monsters in Godzilla and cock teased the monsters
and here he only gives us 14 minutes of dinosaurs.

he loves showing as little as possible of the creatures

>>212276352
Proably among the 20 films they have planned

>>212275752
Calm down, you freaking douchnozzle.

>>212276401
>What if we made a movie where they went to an island with dinosaurs on it and like, the old white guy was the villain.

>>212276401
I can see some easy concepts for spinoffs and stuff but it depends on what market they want to aim at.
There truly is a market for some "creepy" almost horror tier dino films where its focused on like 1-2 people and a couple dinosaurs. A hunter thinks he's hunting rare elk or some shit but turns out HE is being hunted. dun dun dun

>>212273093
>appears in movie for barely 2 minutes
Gareth Edwards strikes again

>>212276401
But... it's always the same damn story

>>212276511
The old leaked script with the human-dino mutants with guns is better than anything they've made in decades.

>>212275268
Yeah
>One of the Mexican survivors goes off on his own to piss
>Two raptors creep up on him
>Before they can even attack they get killed by surprise Mutadon and carried off as food
>All of this action is out of focus because you must watch the Mexican pissing in the foreground up close, what do you mean you wanted dinosaurs?

>>212270279 (OP)

the real question here is:
Why making a female chris pratt charakter.
the female boss babe/bad ass trope with females that weight 100 lbs
looks cringe

>>212276552
it's awful, and being 20 years old doesn't change that

>>212276559
>you must watch the Mexican pissing in the foreground up close
Its like their pissing on the fans at this point

>>212276552
That sounds so fucking awful I kinda wanna see it as a short cartoon or something?

JURASSIC WORLD 9 CONCEPT ART LEAKED

>>212270310
Dino Crisis would be a great movie and they just won't make it for some reason

>>212276874
Or Turok?

>>212276923
>Turok
People don't care about Turok, even the new game has no appeal.

>>212276853
I'd watch this.

>>212276853
Finally, a decent sequal

>>212273093
>I'm gonna be a dinosaur

Were the mutadons any good?
Was it a good idea to replace the raptors with them?

>>212277419
>were hybrids a good idea in a series where everyone is sick of hybrids?

I miss seeing animatronic dinos. This movie made me appreciate the original Park movies.

>>212271954
Actually, you do see a guy get pretty much swallowed whole by a big ass avian type dino.

>>212277419
I kind of thought they were goofy along with the D-Rex. Both of them sort of appear within the last 15 minutes of the film. There's really nothing chasing them throughout the film to give it that horror stalker element.

Also, did anyone else find the T-Rex chasing the family on the raft to be ridiculously too slow?

>>212277419
>Were the mutadons any good? Was it a good idea to replace the raptors with them?
Fuck no

>>212277733
I thought we were gonna have raptor kino when the douchebag boyfriend went to take a piss, but we were ripped off.

>>212277796
Same, they had the opportunity to make the raptors feel threatening again like in the older films but no, they had to take the piss instead

>>212272385
>they needed a new "cool" dino to sell as toys

But there arent even any mutadon toys yet.
but tons of the raptors and i doubt kids like the mutadons cause those fuckers are ugly as sin

>>212273044

They are malicious killers when raised in captivity. Big part of the book...

These dinosaurs arent natural. Theyre not even dinosaurs. Theyre science experiments.

Do the mutadons fly?
none of the trailers show them flying but I assume they get some cool flying scenes

>>212277868
That's another problem with the film. Too many survivors. The characters who do die are obviously marked for death as well.

Also, did anyone really like the characters in this movie? I guess the dad and the black guy from Alita were okay, even if the dad was a fucking idiot.

>I'm gonna sail my family across the ocean where dinosaurs are known to swim around.

Why weren't the mosasaurs ruthlessly hunted down by the way? Those fuckers would have decimated whale, dolphin and shark populations if left unchecked.

>>212278002
One flys away with a dead raptor in the background while the camera is focused on the Mexican peeing.

But thats it.

>>212270279 (OP)
>Dominion was better
Literally not possible.

>>212276693
He even go back to his piss after they get carried off, because that’s how important the raptors are.

>>212270406
>Dominion is bad but it atleast had a vision
A vision to make a huge fucking pile of money, nothing more.

>>212277943
Yes exactly which is why the whole thing is fascinating and worth exploring/adding to.

>>212278083
That entire Mexican family could have been cut and no one would have cared

>>212274307

I work at a waste water treatment plant at a small town and we have failsafes more impressive.

you're retarded if you think dominion is better.

rebirth was a mildly entertaining summer blockbuster movie.

Did they basically show the whole movie in all the trailers? Is there anything worthwhile seeing outside the trailers? No extra dinos or set pieces?

>>212278153
orale ees about representashun vato

>Spinosaurus only in one single scene
>Trailers spoil basically the entire movie
>Scarlet Johanssen monotone and lifeless
>Raptors get KWAB'd
>Marsha has the most retarded nonsensical survival in jp history
>teen latinx wasnt even hot

>>212278232
After seeing the recent trailers for stuff like rebirth, hail mary, running man, etc. I don't think they are legally allowed to leave major plot points out of trailers now. "people" are too fucking stupid and couldn't handle it.

Is this lil fella in?

>>212278447
he was a good boi who dindu nuffin
free my homie compsognathus

>>212273093
>appears in movie for barely 2 minutes
For me it's spinogod.

>>212273093
how does he leave? whats the moral of this character?

>>212278153
>It's the same, "Dad doesn't like daughter's boyfriend until he proves himself" story
>Dad was retarded taking a sail boat out into the ocean
>Little girl is just there to get people to buy baby dino toy
>Teen daughter is just there

Honestly, the corporate guy was right to say that they should just send their coordinates to another ship or something like that.

Scar Jo was also miscast. Supposed to be a tough girl merc, but her arms are flabby.

>>212278568
>whats the moral of this character?
indians suck at designs

>>212278628
was it just me or was her performance REALLY bad? It always felt like her delivery was off. Like she was having her lines fed to her through an ear piece or something.

>>212272797

They didn't have time for reshoots. This entire movie was fast tracked all the way from writing to shooting to screen.

>>212278628
How big does Scar Jo look in this movie?

>>212278737
It was really bad, but to be fair her character was written badly too.

>What if we betray this company we agreed to work for and has provided us with millions of dollars and the equipment necessary to complete this task?
>I'm in it for the money though
>Oh come on
>Okay, I'll do it
Great character development.

Also, the humor was pretty shit all around. No one was laughing at the quips being tossed about.

>>212273059
>where it pops back up completely unharmed despite being in a Rex’s jaws.
It had the property of rubber and gum

The good
>dinosaurs are finally scary again
>the action scenes are cool
>people actually die
>The new scientist guy is pretty cool
>tons of dinosaur related easter eggs in the background if you're a nerd
>raptorfags will probably commit suicide
>the mutants are cool
>scarlet's fat tits

the bad
>spinosaurus only being in one scene
>ending fakeout death was retarded
>the entire plot period is retarded
>one of the good guys should have died
>ingen making hybrids instead of is starting with masrani
>scarlet's performance
>it really adds nothing to the lore and is mostly just a retread

the ugly
>the theater fucked up the brightness so everything was way too dark
>a fat boomer sat next to me coughing and hacking the entire time
Overall, I'd say its most comparable to Jurassic Park 3. It doesn't really add anything to the franchise but it has some cool memorable scenes. 3/5

>>212278628
>Dad was retarded taking a sail boat out into the ocean
That's not as uncommon as you think.

>leaks said the 3 spinosaurs fight and kill the d-rex at the end

I don't care if it would have been retarded, i was mildly disappointed this didnt happen.

>>212278232
No. Literally the entire movie is in the trailers and marketing outside of the very last scene.

>>212278447
i'm not sure if it was a compy or not, but there was something that looked like him that was red instead of green.

>>212278926
>>it really adds nothing to the lore and is mostly just a retread
I dunno about that. Dinosaurs just being able to live around the world, in climates and environments they never should have been able to, was never explained and hand waved so this movie finally admitting they they couldn't and are now confined to tropical regions at least sounds like it makes more sense. The dinosaurs never should have escaped the island in the first place.

>>212279184
Technically they never escaped the island, they got moved.

>>212278926
>"good"
>raptorfags will probably commit suicide
>the mutants are cool

>"bad"
>nu-spinosaurus only being in one scene

>>212279247
Raptorfags are annoying. They're going to rage HARD over the one single raptor scene and its going to be hilarious.

>>212279346
It's not their fault they've only had two movies were raptors were actually cool.
No such thing as raptorfags, just rexfags.

>>212279346
Raptors are the only good throughline in the entire series, nigger.

>>212279482
They got wanked hard in the world trilogy

>>212279449
>>212279482
I rest my case. Your gay favorite dino only gets 30 seconds of screen time and gets eaten by a mutant.

>>212279212
Escaping themselves or through the acts of another, its the same thing. Trying to have dinosaurs all over the world, living in conditions they really couldn't, was a big issue that was never addressed. To say nothing of how so many multiton animals were able to find enough food to live much less propagate. I'm happy this movie decided to address that.

>>212279497
Sadly mostly for the negative.
>>212279516
kek I see discord is back.

>>212271183
It wasn't even that Hammond was cheap he had a very well staffed team and handlers who can take these dinos down if they had to but the island was fucked up when the lead programer turned off the fucking power and even then they turned it back on while only having 2 people who never had to use that stuff ever. Nature's only random element was the tornado that the park weathered through and the dinos being able to reproduce without them knowing since the recording program wasn't good enough to count past its set number.

>>212279516
I'm not a "raptorfag," I'm a spinochad. Raptorfags aren't even a thing and I feel for them if they actually exist.
You're the only fag I've seen who's ever complained about anything like that that.

>>212279589
Yes, I am in fact a member of the anti-Velociraptor discord. How did you know?

>>212279557
>I'm happy this movie decided to address that.
So am I

>>212279635
YOU SON OF A BITCH I KNEW IT

>>212279449
I’m a Dilophosaurusfag. Imagine my state of constant pain. Especially with their so called “appearance” in Rebirth.

>>212279805
I feel you, Dilo is my #2.
We could have had it so good.

Next movie should be all about spino. In fact, it should be about a super mega mutant kaiju spino killing everything.

>>212279857
We did get Dunkleosteus

Are the humans too insufferable? Is it worth it for the dinos?

>>212280059
>Are the humans too insufferable?
They're mostly brown.

>>212270279 (OP)
she looks too old

>>212273093
Bella Ramsey's best performance

>>212275061
Prehistoric planet is fucking boring.

>>212280248
holy fuck you own me a knew keyboard

>>212270279 (OP)
Once i saw what the new retarded abomination they made as the new "dinosaur" i lost all hope for this movie

>>212279857
>still no utahraptors for some fucking reason despite the use of raptors

>>212270279 (OP)
>replace two white leads with a jewish coalburner and her black boyfriend
>absolute flop
Woooowwww

>Muto
>Cloverfield monster
>D-Rex
Why is it always the same 'big main limbs with little chest arms' template?

>>212280468
Maybe that's what a jew's final form looks like?

>>212270339
Go away Scarlett.

>>212280530
>More arms for grabbing all the shekels
You might be onto something

>>212270279 (OP)
Why is ScarJo sold as this Big tuff stronk woman?

>>212273059
I fucking hated that family.

>>212280676
Shes bigger than the T-rex in the poster haha

>>212271291
movie didn't convey it as well as the book did but he absolutely was a cheap fuck that cut corners whenever possible, the movie added the whole generous old grandfatherly man bit since Richard Attenborough didn't make a good villain but originally he was the one who wanted to make the park expensive as fuck and stiffed Nedry while working him like a slave with completely unrealistic expectations of him

The mutants were completely not needed for this. They easily could have used real dinosaurs that haven't been on screen yet and just been like "ingen cloned them and they were too fucked up and violent to keep in the park". Would have made more sense than the stupid hybrids retcon they did.

>>212280998
I don't think comparisons between the book and movie series work they are 100% different beasts. Kinda wish they did one like the books really.

The Rex being lazy and sleepy was honestly the best thing in the film.
>Sleep deeply
>Roll over in the sun
>Wake up, get a drink
>Watch something fly overhead

>>212270279 (OP)
>Dominion was better
fuck, that bad?!

>>212281141
me irl

>>212273093
"Dr. Wu, where did you breed this new distortus rex?"
>"At the library."

>>212271253

SHOULD HAVE CAST SCARJO, BRIE LARSON AND BDH!!!

Fuck, that would have been the best mommie goon kino ever.

I mean Universal DOES realize since JW1 that these ARE mommie goon kino movies, right???

>>212271451

I tried watching Black Bag but dropped it 5 minutes in.

NO action

NO spying

I literally wanted to kill all you assholes who said it was kino.

Reminder that The Lost World and JPIII have the most realistic portrayal of women in the entire series: useless fucking idiots.

I'm a huge JPfag. The movie wasn't perfect, but I didn't hate it. I feel like it really is pretty much JP3 all over again
>Mostly just a bunch of cool chase/dino scenes
>Adds to the lore but is super vague so fans are going to get autistic with headcannon
>Fan favorite dinosaur getting KWAB'd
>anticlimactic abrupt ending
>death scene that was obviously changed to a survival in reshoots
>doesn't set anything up for a sequel, pretty self contained


Overall I'd say if you like dinosaur action you'll at least somewhat enjoy it. It's a pretty major course correction from Dominion. The dinosaurs are actually scary and fuck people up again.

no Isabella
no watch

>>212284899
She's terrible.

>>212275752
Lost World sucked. Stop trying to retcon history

>>212270279 (OP)
>Dominion was better, it's that bad.
I refuse to believe you, this can't be true!

>>212270310
Why does this movie have such a monopoly on dino cinema? I'm shocked there hasn't been a Land Before Time "live action" movie greenlit.

This movie in many ways felt like a direct "fuck you" to Dominion.

>Focus 100% back on dinosaur action
>Dinosaurs are scary again instead of basically being pokemon
>The stupid shit where they said dinosaurs could live in the wild with humans and animals and there would be no issues is retconned
>ending is just the humans running away instead of there being a big dinosaur kaiju battle

finally, the camrips are here

>>212270279 (OP)
Just saw it
>shit millennial "that just happened" writing
>shit "jokes" (guy crunching on mints for a minute straight is supposed to be funny?)
>dumb spic family on a boat that doesn't do anything the whole movie
>dumb retard mutt teenager character that i desperately wanted to get eaten by a dinosaur survives the movie
>almost no dino action
>only dino action we get is the T Rex chasing children which removes the tension because we know they aren't going to die
>shot for shot remake of the Raptor/kitchen scene from JP1 but stupid
>DRex is in the movie for 30 seconds, looks retarded, leaves. They don't even kill it, it just walks off