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ITS UP
ITS UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tePkLTMPlg
Anonymous No.212271685 >>212273843 >>212285407
>>212271499 (OP)
Red Letter Media is Woke and Gay
Anonymous No.212271844
>>212271499 (OP)
>2 views
get some fucking help
Anonymous No.212271876 >>212302527 >>212303319 >>212303620
>>212271499 (OP)
They try their hardest to never see anything good
Anonymous No.212271878 >>212273873
>>212271499 (OP)
>still no Andor season 2 review
Anonymous No.212271885 >>212272762 >>212273186
>>212271499 (OP)
Mike Stoklasa ruined Star Wars and should be raped to death by blacks as punishment.
Anonymous No.212271891 >>212295861
https://voca.ro/1nWmuqxDZouk
Anonymous No.212271902
>>212271499 (OP)
wheres andor season 2 review?
Anonymous No.212271938
>>212271499 (OP)
I stopped supporting RLM after Mike Stoklasa came out in support of Israel. His comments that the Talmud justifies killing Muslims was gross and ignorant.
Anonymous No.212271966
>>212271499 (OP)
Get some real friends, OP.
Anonymous No.212272003
>>212271499 (OP)
>It’s another Mike complains about White people episode
Anonymous No.212272017
>>212271499 (OP)
Of course they liked a movie with black people in it.
Anonymous No.212272031 >>212272360 >>212272389 >>212276020 >>212283197 >>212285219
>>212271499 (OP)
Why would any sane person take these hackfrauds seriously when they admitted they don’t even bother finishing the movies they review? They couldn’t even finish Minecraft.
Anonymous No.212272124
What year did Jay get a hair transplant and beard transplant and dental surgery? Because if you go back to say videos from a decade ago who looked like a gross hillbilly.
Anonymous No.212272158 >>212273671
>Mike ''cucklasa'' Stoklasa
>Mike ''I worshipd the Black cock'' Stoklasa
>Mike ''Oy Vey'' Stoklasa
>Mike ''Shalom!'' Stoklasa
>Mike ''I voted for Obama'' Stoklasa
>Mike ''Justice for all'' Stoklasa
>Mike ''In an open relationship'' Stoklasa
>Mike ''Jessie & I are just friends'' Stoklasa
>Mike ''I can't make her happy'' Stoklasa
>Mike ''She secretly prefere Jay'' Stoklasa
>Mike ''I check my privilege'' Stoklasa
>Mike "I want to breed with apes" Stoklasa
>Mike "BLACK POWER" Stoklasa
>Mike "only butthurt after BBC penetration" Stoklasa
>Mike "I support interracial breeding grounds" Stoklasa
>Mike "Quentin is my fav director" Stoklasa
>Mike ''chastity cage'' Stoklasa
>Mike ''I prep the bull'' Stoklasa
>Mike ''I should be castrated'' Stoklasa
>Mike ''Beta'' Stoklasa
>Mike “THE NOT GAYS” Stoklasa
>Mike “All Media Should be Political” Stoklasa
>Mike “Rey should have had sex with Finn” Stoklasa
>Mike “Force Awakens was everything I wanted” Stoklasa
Anonymous No.212272186 >>212285512 >>212305110
Why are Americans obsessed with these retards?
Anonymous No.212272193 >>212272872 >>212273186 >>212297138 >>212297978 >>212298845
>>212271499 (OP)
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves
Anonymous No.212272231 >>212272319 >>212272343 >>212273388 >>212280497
>>212271499 (OP)
>no 28 Years Later
these people are such slop peddlers
Anonymous No.212272282
>>212271499 (OP)
Why are they wasting their time on these movies when there are starving children in Africa who need their help?
Anonymous No.212272319 >>212285529
>>212272231
most americans struggle to understand the geordie accent to be fair
Anonymous No.212272343 >>212272383 >>212272420
>>212272231
Jay said at some point that outside of Trainspotting he doesn't really care for Danny Boyle
Anonymous No.212272347
>>212271499 (OP)
Mike's blood pressure? He'll be dead before 60 the way he's going. I hope.
Anonymous No.212272360
>>212272031
That was pretty pathetic. They're so desperate to LARP as serious critics and industry insiders they can't just sit in a chair for 90 minutes because they're afraid of looking like they're part of the meme crowd (even though they already are). Like, they could have just watched the movie to say they'd done it and made an otherwise identical video to the one they did. You're allowed to watch a movie, holy shit. If you don't want to watch it, just don't watch it. Nobody's forcing you.
Anonymous No.212272383 >>212272434 >>212272605 >>212273994
>>212272343
it's their "job"s to watch films? especially big ones like 28 Years Later. Why did they watch all of these terrible films but not this one? It's ridiculous
Anonymous No.212272389
>>212272031
>job is to watch movies
>too lazy to even do that
Anonymous No.212272420
>>212272343
at least he watched Trainspotting
Anonymous No.212272434 >>212272469 >>212272605
>>212272383
They've skipped major releases several times. People still pester them about The Batman.
Anonymous No.212272469
>>212272434
theyre saving it for their re:view video in 10 years
Anonymous No.212272507 >>212276300
>>212271499 (OP)
How long until Mike “calls underage girls smokin hot” Stoklasa is ousted by Chris Hanson?
Anonymous No.212272562
>>212271499 (OP)
"I liked "Friendship"

C'mon Jay
Anonymous No.212272586 >>212272647 >>212272677 >>212272711 >>212272798 >>212280550 >>212281408 >>212282861 >>212285262 >>212297091 >>212302976
Why do you hate these guy?
Anonymous No.212272605 >>212272633 >>212272885
>>212272383
>>212272434
and when the sequel releases next January what will they do then?
Anonymous No.212272633
>>212272605
Skip it and not bring it up at all like they usully do?
Anonymous No.212272647 >>212272765
>>212272586
They laughed at White women dying and believe White cemeteries should be torn down.
Anonymous No.212272677 >>212272750 >>212272792 >>212272816 >>212272936 >>212273186 >>212276428 >>212297274
>>212272586
They ruined Star Wars. They brainwashed people into hating the Prequels, bullied George Lucas into selling Star Wars to White Slavers, pushed JJ Abrams to be in charge, and laid the groundwork for the Sequels.
Anonymous No.212272711
>>212272586
Mike Stoklasa raped and killed a Filipino boy in 1996

Rich Evans saw it happen
Anonymous No.212272712
One of my favorite thing about new RLM videos is the inevitable flood of chudcel tears
Anonymous No.212272750
>>212272677
Seek help, incel.
Anonymous No.212272762
>>212271885
>and should be raped to death by blacks as punishment
>implying Mike wouldn’t enjoy it
Anonymous No.212272765
>>212272647
>im a retard
Anonymous No.212272780
Rich Evans owes me child support
Anonymous No.212272792
>>212272677
I don't think they have so much influence.
>They ruined Star Wars
The writers and directors did that
>They brainwashed people into hating the Prequels
>people
They have a 1M sub channel
Anonymous No.212272796 >>212272820 >>212272837 >>212273247 >>212273801 >>212273914 >>212276098 >>212277445 >>212290036 >>212290894 >>212293171 >>212303127 >>212303246 >>212303917 >>212305157
Honest opinion of Jack Packard?
Anonymous No.212272798 >>212272911
>>212272586
They are Woke and shill Jewish Nepo Babies (or Legacy Artists as they call them).
Anonymous No.212272799 >>212272874 >>212272927 >>212298713
>>212271499 (OP)
who are these faggots? why does anybody care about rando no-name youtubers?
Anonymous No.212272816 >>212277551
>>212272677
>brainwashed people into hating the Prequels
Gotta be over 18 to post here
Anonymous No.212272820
>>212272796
More tolerable than Beard Fat
Anonymous No.212272837
>>212272796
Better than Beardfat.
Anonymous No.212272872
>>212272193
prequels is still dogshit.
Anonymous No.212272874
>>212272799
>who are these faggots?
Online reviewers
>why does anybody care about rando no-name youtubers?
They have a lot of pull and connections.
Anonymous No.212272885
>>212272605
Reddit
Anonymous No.212272911 >>212272950 >>212273197
>>212272798
>They are Woke
how so?
Anonymous No.212272927
>>212272799
They are ecelebs. Anons with no strong father figures in their life shill them here because they have never felt love or respect in their lives.
Anonymous No.212272936
>>212272677
>They brainwashed people into hating the Prequels
The hate was there years before the first Plinkett review even came out. Spaced made fun of them and that's super early 2000's
Anonymous No.212272950
>>212272911
They don’t say the word nigger. That’s literally the logic of the dumbasses in these threads.
Anonymous No.212273005 >>212273122 >>212277929
I’m glad they played clips of Rosie O’Donnell’s tard face movie from the 90s.
She attempted to play a full retard by doing a pee wee Herman impression and everyone involved regrets it.
Anonymous No.212273122 >>212273314
>>212273005
I forgot riding the bus with my sister was a thing that happened, my fucking sides.
Anonymous No.212273161 >>212273495 >>212290144
>>212271499 (OP)
>me during The Mancunian Man segment
Anonymous No.212273186
>>212271885
>>212272193
>>212272677
Anonymous No.212273197 >>212273235 >>212273305 >>212273980 >>212290214 >>212294777
>>212272911
>Mike supported the destruction of White cemeteries to make way for more BLM centers
>Jay laughed at the deaths of real White women because they were White
>Mike called Jews the master race and said them committing Nepotism was good
>Jack, Jay and Rich all throw hissyfits and start screaming like retards whenever anyone asserts Rey is a marysue. They go absolutely fucking mental and have no counter argument.
>Mike shills for replacing the protagonist of The Rocketeer (one of his favorite films) with a afro womyn of color in a hypothetical reboot to signal how progressive he is unlike online mysoginerds
>Mike's main criticsm of The Force Awakens was that Rey didn’t get blacked by Finn
>Mike said all media should be political
>Mike and Rich dedicate half of the TNG Season 1 complaining about how sexist the show was for having the female characters wear skirts.
>A GUY IS INTO A CHICK?? THIS MOVIE HAS A CASE OF THE NOT GAYS!!!
>WHY DIDNT FINN AND POE HAVE ASS SEX?! ARE DISNEY PASSIVE PROGRESSIVE?! THIS HAS A SERIOUS CASE OF THE NOT GAYS
Anonymous No.212273235 >>212273320
>>212273197
Seek help faggot
Anonymous No.212273247
>>212272796
Honestly he grew on me after he stopped drinking, and I don't mind him anymore. But maybe that's just a product of him not being Beardfat. I can't watch anything with that insufferable pseudo-intellectual poser hipster.

Tim is still the untouched toptier friend cameo.
Anonymous No.212273305
>>212273197
>Mike supported the destruction of White cemeteries to make way for more BLM centers
What? How? qrd?
Anonymous No.212273314
>>212273122

>tarding intensifies
https://youtu.be/9NL_kb5HLpU?si=92l2heI9arT2AMIf
Anonymous No.212273320
>>212273235
You do realize that using the F slur is something your God, Mike Stoklasa, wouldn’t approve of? He would consider you a Nazi Chud and that you deserved to be lobotomized.

Try actually practicing what your Master preaches. Okay, Sweetums?
Anonymous No.212273353
>>212271499 (OP)
Doug Walker is better than and more intelligent than these hacks.
Anonymous No.212273388
>>212272231
They are too busy getting ready to review Jurassic World 4, Mike’s favorite movie of the summer.
Anonymous No.212273427 >>212273912 >>212277343
Why no 28 Years Later review?
Anonymous No.212273433 >>212273453
>>212271499 (OP)
its up my Ass
Anonymous No.212273453
>>212273433
go to bed, james
Anonymous No.212273495
>>212273161
YOU'RE TWISTIN' MY MELON MAN
Anonymous No.212273574
Why do trannies hate RLM so much?
https://www.resetera.com/threads/a-critique-of-red-letter-media%E2%80%99s-bigoted-content-see-staff-post.129228/
Anonymous No.212273642
>>212271499 (OP)
This is not a movie or a tv show.
>>>/b/
Anonymous No.212273656 >>212273703 >>212275681 >>212282025
God damn it
they are making such a big deal out of this movie. should I watch it or nah?
should I see the spoilers anyways?
Anonymous No.212273671
>>212272158
>this was the top image result for Mike until he contacted Google to have it corrected
Anonymous No.212273703
>>212273656
Just watch the movie first.
Anonymous No.212273709 >>212273764
>>212271499 (OP)
>Still no The Batman review
Fucking woke retards
Anonymous No.212273764
>>212273709
Anon. The Batman is literally the most Woke Batman movie. The opening literally has a gang of Whites forcing a black kid to play the knock-out game on an Asian.
Anonymous No.212273801
>>212272796
Compared to dementia Mike, he's actually funny now.
Anonymous No.212273843 >>212273888 >>212273912 >>212274275 >>212290065
>>212271685
/thread.
Anonymous No.212273873
>>212271878
Anonymous No.212273888
>>212273843
>autistic fanfic
Anonymous No.212273912
>>212273427
>>212273843
Now that likes are private, I can't imagine all the crazy shit he's liking
Anonymous No.212273914 >>212282174
>>212272796
Anonymous No.212273980
>>212273197
saved.
Anonymous No.212273994
>>212272383
They're not critics, they don't have the obligation to watch big movies they don't want to.
Anonymous No.212274061
>>212271499 (OP)
When is Mike going to transition?
Anonymous No.212274275
>>212273843
"'accidentally"'
Anonymous No.212274358
>Mike repeating the phrase "midwest closet" multiple times to Jay, enunciating every syllable

kek
Anonymous No.212274563 >>212274742 >>212277577
>>212271499 (OP)
Be honest, could you do their job better than them?
Anonymous No.212274595 >>212294900 >>212296084
Stuckmann won. RLM fucking lost.
Anonymous No.212274742
>>212274563
No, but I think I'd be better that juicing up the Patreon paypiggies.
Anonymous No.212275051 >>212276355
Skip to 4 minutes the skit is another stinker
Anonymous No.212275178
>mike has an idea for making the movie better
Anonymous No.212275180 >>212279359
>A24 chromosomes
he's still got it
Anonymous No.212275247 >>212275276 >>212275582 >>212275654 >>212282640
Why are two men in their fifties so confused about miscarriages? Do they not have lives outside of watching movies?
Anonymous No.212275276
>>212275247
You cant have one every day.
Anonymous No.212275582
>>212275247
I think they're confused because it's literally impossible to have five miscarriages in one week.
Anonymous No.212275636
If Mike has dementia then how does he write a masterpiece like this to accompany every video?
Anonymous No.212275654
>>212275247
Holy shit, thought he was 42 or something
Anonymous No.212275681 >>212275726
>>212273656
The spoiler is that they drill into the black girl's head and baby sneed comes out.
It wasn't particularly shocking. I don't know why they were making such a big deal out of it.
Anonymous No.212275726 >>212275789
>>212275681
Because it's very silly and out of place for what is up until that point supposed to be a slow A24 minimalist movie?
Anonymous No.212275783
>We interrupt this episode of Half in the Bag to remind y'all that Black Trans Women have a very simple message, stop killing them.
Anonymous No.212275789 >>212275810
>>212275726
Didn't one of those movies have a baby with a goathead?
Anonymous No.212275810
>>212275789
Yes but it was the entire premise of the movie and not presented like something out of a Freddy sequel.
Anonymous No.212275855 >>212275878
i dont care about them sucking off some absolutely literally who indie movie no ones ever going to watch rlm got popular by trashing popular movies but now they act like theyre too good for it
Anonymous No.212275863 >>212275934 >>212275960
>We interrupt this episode of Half in the Bag to show a montage of brutally murdered white women in the news
Anonymous No.212275878
>>212275855
They don't act like they're too good, they just don't care about mediocre capeshit anymore.
Anonymous No.212275934
>>212275863
>GEORGE LUCAS YOU ANTI-SYMETRICAL PIECE OF SHIT YOU'RE LITERALLY GENOCIDING INDEGENOUS POC PEOPLE WITH THIS CARTOON STAR WARS CHARACTER!
Anonymous No.212275960
>>212275863
gigabased
Anonymous No.212275976 >>212276453 >>212303967
Do they watch nothing but visually dreary interpersonal melodrama and gorey faux-horror crap?
I don't care about /tv/'s other hangups with them but that's the exact kind of shit I can't stand in movies. It's even worse than generic yearly by-the-numbers marvelslop.
Anonymous No.212276020
>>212272031
They make entertainment products, not educational ones. I only need a mother fucker to watch a movie for me if I'm not.
Anonymous No.212276098
>>212272796
He has this fucking laugh. He laughs like Marty McCoy's dad in his worst timeline. Watch the Supergirl, F4, and Captain America BOTW. It's indescrible and I only heard him do it once.
Anonymous No.212276300 >>212276481
>>212272507
Watch their flyin ryan review lmao
Anonymous No.212276355
>>212275051
I was waiting to see some roasting about it. Mike really does have pacing issues
Anonymous No.212276428
>>212272677
Imagine false flagging for your shitty fucking ecelebs this hard lmfao. Ecelebs were a mistake.
Anonymous No.212276453 >>212276789
>>212275976
>original movies are worse than cookie cutter capeshit slop
Imagine being this retarded
Anonymous No.212276456 >>212277043 >>212298900 >>212303334
>>212271499 (OP)
What even are these movies, seriously? Has anyone subscribed to this channel to see them talk about random mediocre streaming service movies that nobody has seen and have no value? These guys fucking suck now
Anonymous No.212276481 >>212298797
>>212276300
They're literally referencing the Flyin Ryan review, genius
Anonymous No.212276678
>Why do you guys hate me?
>I'm just an alcoholic who makes videos about movies.
Anonymous No.212276789
>>212276453
>such a brainlet that he conflates original with good
Space Cop was original.
Not that those hallmark-tier horror flicks they keep shilling are particularly original.
Anonymous No.212276920 >>212277367
Anonymous No.212277043
>>212276456
>they suck now
It's a zoomer pretends they know shit about RLM episode. One of the appeals of RLM has always been the fact that they often highlight random obscure shit.
Anonymous No.212277343 >>212277820
>>212273427
Either they're saving that for its own review, or they dont want to go against the grain and admit they liked it. Because it would be odd to include it in its own yearly catch up when there's so much to talk about.
Anonymous No.212277367
>>212276920
>taint hair detail
Anonymous No.212277445
>>212272796
Never watch Previously Recorded. He has the most dogshit takes on vidya and unironically loves walking simulators over actual games
Anonymous No.212277551
>>212272816
Someone over 18 was not alive during the prequels
Anonymous No.212277577
>>212274563
Not when they cared about movies, but at this point yes. I've heard office water cooler banter more insightful then the discussion in this video. Enough with the straight to streaming garbage already.
Anonymous No.212277820
>>212277343
Or, you know, they just haven’t seen it.
Anonymous No.212277929
>>212273005
> Rosie O’Donnell’s tard face movie from the 90s.
>AAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.212279359
>>212275180
pretty good joke
Anonymous No.212279499
>>212271499 (OP)
so where the fuck can i actually watch the other?
Anonymous No.212279633
>>212271499 (OP)
>little black girl did the "bitch are you for real face"
kek what the fuck Mike
Anonymous No.212279640
>>212271499 (OP)
yes another opening bit that would be funny but it went on for WAY TOO long
Anonymous No.212280487
these boomers still use IMDB and RottenTomatoes instead of Letterboxd
Anonymous No.212280497 >>212302220
>>212272231
i have a theory about what happened and it actually makes perfect sense

garland was sitting there writing the script, about a dad and son embarking on a quest to train the boy and maybe meet a doctor to look at the mom, simple premise.

garland asked his wife to take a look at the script.

his wife walks in, takes a gander at the scripts tells him:
>its an okay script, ally, but ill tell you whats missing. i think they should leave the capable toxic father behind, because his just a cheating asshole like all men, and the son and mother should go out on their own and hmmmm how about his, how about the mom, despite being a crazed cluster B nutjob riddled with brain cancer, about half way through the movie, goes full yas queen to help another female zombie and then a giant jason momoa-looking zombie with a giant dick - which we will show, we will show this giant jason momoa penis a lot - chases her because the giant penised jason momoa zombie might look like an enraged psychopath but actually hes a loving father unlike that PIECE OF SHIT white man back at the house who cheated on me.......i mean her. i mean cheated on the mom. put that in!

and then alex garland proceeded to re-write half the movie
Anonymous No.212280550
>>212272586
They blame woke failures on "incels" and their reviews have gotten worse as time goes by.
Anonymous No.212280590
>>212271499 (OP)
Anonymous No.212281408
>>212272586
RLM has been getting bombarded by hate from discordtroons for 3 or 4 years now. They were right about the prequels. The Plinkett reviews are genius that holds up to this very day.
Anonymous No.212282025
>>212273656
the real answer is that mike horny watched this for olivia macklins hips
Anonymous No.212282174
>>212273914
what is unc yapping about here?
Anonymous No.212282640
>>212275247
With how many ahe had, they would havw had to try for like 6 or 7 years, but they both look mid twenties.
Anonymous No.212282861
>>212272586
They ruined the prequels with "George Lucas ruined star wars with CGI" complaints.... if only they knew what Disney and Kathleen would bring
Anonymous No.212283197 >>212284621
>>212272031
>They couldn't even finish Minecraft
Why do you act surprised? Why would any adult male want to sit through 90 minutes of genuine baby tier slop? I can't think of anything more fake and gay, more corporate and more SLOPPA than (popular thing 12 years ago: da movie)
Anonymous No.212283519 >>212298829
>>212271499 (OP)
>Enjoy watching these old clowns try to speak is really the fun part of these videos. Mike looks so old and haggard it's like he's sliding his fat ass right into his grave. Jay's brain is rotting from the outside in. You can see it in his dead eyes and forced laughter.
Fuck I love when Mike writes the video descriptions.
Anonymous No.212284621 >>212285490
>>212283197
It is their fucking jobs. They get paid to watch movies. And even they are too lazy for that.

Red Letter Media is part of the 1% and deserve to have their money and property taken while all of them are forced to work in the mines.
Anonymous No.212285188
>>212271499 (OP)
>another one of them reviewing their latest passion movie, another satanic subversive depressing hyper violent piece of shit with plenty of violence against animals, children and the elderly
Anonymous No.212285219
>>212272031
they were so full of themselves for not watching the movie to the end, they made that the most important factor in the review that you absolutely had to comprehend
Anonymous No.212285262
>>212272586
>Why do you hate these guy?
for doing the everything sucks gimmick while refusing to admit why everything sucks
Anonymous No.212285374 >>212285410
Jay got fat af is he spending all the YouTube money on burgers?
Anonymous No.212285407
>>212271685
You would know troon
Anonymous No.212285410
>>212285374
eventually men's metabolisms give way and they pack on pounds easier, for Rich and Mike this happened in their 20s, Jay its hitting in the past few years in his 40s
Anonymous No.212285490
>>212284621
>It is their fucking jobs
No it isn't retard. This isn't some corporate job they picked up with specific goals they're contractually obligated to complete. They get patreon money and ad revene because they make youtube videos that people watch and that's what they do.
Anonymous No.212285512
>>212272186
A huge chunk of their views come from filthy non Americans like you esl.
Anonymous No.212285529
>>212272319
Why do you focus always on americans? I'm korean and didn't understand
Anonymous No.212286115 >>212286181
elle fanning is cute
Anonymous No.212286181
>>212286115
Elle fanning-the-pet-bunny-too-aggressively
Anonymous No.212287056
>>212271499 (OP)
What will they think of Bugonia (dir. Yorgos)?
Anonymous No.212288936
>>212271499 (OP)
OH MY GOD IT'S MY FRIENDS
Anonymous No.212288954
>>212271499 (OP)
Their silence on Jurassic World is deafening.
Anonymous No.212289987
>>212271499 (OP)
Anonymous No.212290036 >>212302147
>>212272796
One of the few legit heterosexuals associated with RLM.
100x better than beardfat.
Anonymous No.212290065
>>212273843
Mike "Nigger Grave Digger" Stoklasa is back boys.
Anonymous No.212290109
>>212271499 (OP)
its crazy how little movies I've watched this year. Only like 10 logged on my letterboxd and the highest is 3.5
Anonymous No.212290144
>>212273161
why would you doxx yourself
Anonymous No.212290214
>>212273197
not even half of these are true lmao
but I will say, after watching RLM for years, it's pretty clear to me that Mike is one of those dudes who wishes he was black because he was literally brainwashed by media when he was young. It's actually sad, really.
Anonymous No.212290894
>>212272796
>"aidsmoby"
no thanks
Anonymous No.212293171 >>212294924
>>212272796
Awful. His downfall has been richly deserved.
Anonymous No.212293557
>>212271499 (OP)
Why don't Mike catch up on art films he's missed instead of watching bottom of the barrel streamingslop
Anonymous No.212293590
>>212271499 (OP)
Jay mentions gender at around 17:50 or something.
Anonymous No.212294777
>>212273197
Based, I love them even more now
Anonymous No.212294900 >>212295012 >>212296084
>>212274595
First time I heard of Stuckman was when he said he wouldn't review Madame Web for some reason and the rest of the youtube sphere crucified him for it for some reason. It was also the last time I heard of Stuckman. What has he done?
Anonymous No.212294924 >>212296239
>>212293171
Downfall? He runs zero punctuation now. That channel has like nearly 5 times the subs of pre-rec in spite of only existing for 2 years vs pre-recs 11. I dont really like the guy, but it seems to me like he failed upwards.
Anonymous No.212294926
>>212271499 (OP)
where can i watch the other?
Anonymous No.212295012 >>212296084 >>212296723
>>212294900
Stuckman started his channel because of RLM, and then they included his face in a collage of movie review youtubers as a throwaway example of dumb channels (I forget the exact wording, but it was softball shit) and as a result he cried on camera and mike had to apologize. Other than that, he wrote a "fixed" script for Man of steel that included the line "Zods snapped neck", which invited much mockery. I think he may have started out on channel awesome (as in, that guy with the glasses), but never contributed much before leaving so isn't generally remembered as being one of those freaks. Thats about all there is to know about stuckman.
Anonymous No.212295021 >>212300525
Where can i watch The Other? i couldnt find a torrent
Anonymous No.212295594
>90% horror movies
I sleep
Anonymous No.212295851
>>212271499 (OP)
Nah I'd rather watch that Carman tape that triggered them.
Anonymous No.212295861
>>212271891
lol
Anonymous No.212295942
>mike's impression of the down syndrome girl sounded way more disabled than she really did
kek
Anonymous No.212296084
>>212274595
>>212294900
>>212295012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpT7bWSgwg
Anonymous No.212296239
>>212294924
his wife divorced him and took the kids. hes a 50 year old man talking about videogames. he lost
Anonymous No.212296723
>>212295012
>mike had to apologize
Mike never apologized. In fact, Jay and Rich made fun of the "drama" on the very next re:View episode (Mad Max 2).
Anonymous No.212297091 >>212297115
>>212272586
They've gone completely soi and woke
Anonymous No.212297115 >>212300734
>>212297091
You're retarded
Anonymous No.212297138
>>212272193
> smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
Anonymous No.212297274 >>212297397
>>212272677
People hated the prequels before you were born
Anonymous No.212297397 >>212298299
>>212297274
'people' born after youtube was founded are old enough to post here.
Anonymous No.212297978 >>212298030 >>212298637
>>212272193
They will die never making a real attempt at filmmaking
Anonymous No.212298030
>>212297978
Not like this come on guys

Just a properly made dolly shot
Anonymous No.212298064 >>212298136 >>212306615
>>212271499 (OP)
Why did they spend 45 minutes discussing a horror movie with no reviews and a concept copied from Malignant? The director and actors don't even have a Wikipedia page.
Anonymous No.212298136
>>212298064
why not? would you prefer they reviewed latest capeshit and hit all the same talking points 500 other youtubers do? these videos are much more interesting.
Anonymous No.212298299 >>212298752
>>212297397
so if someone born yesterday he can post here?
Anonymous No.212298373
>>212271499 (OP)
wow another e-celeb thread
Anonymous No.212298483 >>212298648
Why do these faggots shill every fucking Disney Marvel/Star Wars product despite claiming to hate Disney? Almost as if they're controlled opposition or something...
Anonymous No.212298637 >>212298715
>>212297978
So? They will also die having spent the majority of their lives making a decent living off hanging out with their friends and not having a boss. That's much better off than most people.
Anonymous No.212298648 >>212298747
>>212298483
why do you invent things that didn't happen so you can cry about youtubers?
Anonymous No.212298713
>>212272799
plinkett reviews used to get stickies on /tv/ when you were still sucking on a bottle. they predator gookmoot and the new moderation staff so really RLM threads belong here more than you do.
Anonymous No.212298715 >>212298909
>>212298637
it's possible to do both....
Anonymous No.212298747 >>212298930 >>212298945
>>212298648
>invent things that didn't happen
Did they not shill the Deadpool movie? Did they not shill Andor? Did they not shill The Mandalorian? Did they not shill The Farce Awakens in 2015? Did they not shill Avengers Endgame?
Anonymous No.212298752
>>212298299
Ai does it all the time
Anonymous No.212298797
>>212276481
>They're
"He's". That's a man, everyone posting here is male.
Anonymous No.212298829
>>212283519
this is all real though
Anonymous No.212298845
>>212272193
RLM has brought me countless hours of enjoyment and joy. Lucas has brought me three good movies that I haven't watched in half a decade and who's greatness is barely attributable to him anyway.
Anonymous No.212298900
>>212276456
They keep me informed about modern releases that aren't just mainstream capeshit and slop movies, I am grateful for that.
Anonymous No.212298909 >>212298946
>>212298715
Not for most people. Not for you. That’s why you post in RLM threads on /tv/
Anonymous No.212298930
>>212298747
>any general discussion of movies or tv in a movie and tv discussion channel is shilling.
You’re fucking retarded.
Anonymous No.212298945
>>212298747
kek, get help bro. the force awakens was 10 years ago, endgame was six years ago, they completely ignore half the capeshit releases of recent years, and when they 'shilled' andor (because it's actually good) they said it was pretty much the only nuwars thing worth watching. yes, you are literally imagining things to whine about, it's hilarious how relentlessly assmad a youtube channel can make someone.
Anonymous No.212298946 >>212299042 >>212299070
>>212298909
if Stuckmann can get worldwide theater distribution for his horrorslop, then RLM have no excuse.
Anonymous No.212299042
>>212298946
>one guy out of literally hundreds of thousands that try to make moves had some very mild success at it, therefore it's easy and anyone can do it
Why are the faggots in this thread so so stupid?
Anonymous No.212299070 >>212300381
>>212298946
Instead of posting on /tv/ about your parasocial best friends, you should go out and make a movie and be really successful at it. According to you, it's very easy and anyone can do it so you have no excuse.
Anonymous No.212299545 >>212299672 >>212302019
for me, it's elder abuse.
Anonymous No.212299672 >>212302019
>>212299545
>literally pisses himself laughing at a list of health issues the lady has
and autists want me to not love this man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGPDq_5hNs8
Anonymous No.212300381
>>212299070
I'm not an eceleb with a million followers and industry connections.
Anonymous No.212300525
>>212295021
check the other torrent site
Anonymous No.212300734
>>212297115
your e-daddy mike is a niggerloving cuck and his homosexual friend jay is a tranny chasing faggot
you have to have zero self respect to defend their honor on the internet
Anonymous No.212301758 >>212301784
>>212271499 (OP)
>ITS UP
THE BABY MONSTER CAME OF THE HEAD
IT IS SO UNIQUE
WOW
BEST FILM EVER

what happened bros?
Anonymous No.212301784 >>212301994
>>212301758
>what happened bros?
you literally said what happened, the baby monster came of the head.
Anonymous No.212301786
Finishing Marshmallow rn and it sucks
Anonymous No.212301994 >>212302074 >>212302116 >>212302155
>>212301784
what happened to their usual insight?
how can they be so impressed by something so pedestrian.
Anonymous No.212302019
>>212299545
>>212299672
Mike has become a little too jew-coded for my tastes.
Anonymous No.212302074 >>212302117 >>212302136
>>212301994
I'm kind of confused myself
Anonymous No.212302116
>>212301994
They weren’t impressed. They thought it was stupid.
Anonymous No.212302117
>>212302074
that is X-files episode with the same premise
Anonymous No.212302136 >>212302181 >>212302188
>>212302074
They spent the entire discussion joking about how bad the movie is. What exactly are you confused about?
Anonymous No.212302147
>>212290036
You are a sad closet case
Anonymous No.212302155 >>212302188
>>212301994
Who was impressed?
Anonymous No.212302181
>>212302136
I meant confused about them devoting an entire episode about this you dipshit. Jays a bitch and acts like he watches the most hardcore stuff but still won't watch a Serbian film
Anonymous No.212302188
>>212302155
>>212302136
they were impressed by how bad it was
there was nothing that bad that we haven't seen before, to be deemed that worthy
Anonymous No.212302220
>>212280497
Stop reposting this
Anonymous No.212302527 >>212302949
>>212271876
>I refuse to acknowledge that there are at least a quarter million "feature-length films" made
>But I'm willing to preach that SO MANY of that number are "good" and that RLM must try "hard" to avoid them
Guys!
Did you know?
I love all movies so much!
EXCEPT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE!!! FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M special!!!! Not YOU!!!!
Anonymous No.212302698 >>212302768 >>212302920
Anonymous No.212302768
>>212302698
what did she mean by that?
Anonymous No.212302790 >>212302828
>tfw no stream site has the other
I am not paying 5.99 for schlock
Anonymous No.212302828
>>212302790
what is there to be seen?
Anonymous No.212302920
>>212302698
you can tell they have no soul when they promote degenerate shit like this
"hey let's make a movie where we make a retarded little girl hit another on the head with a hammer"
Anonymous No.212302949
>>212302527
STAPHHH IHHTTTT!!!!
Anonymous No.212302951
What’s up with their morbid obsession with aborted/miscarried babies and finding it hilarious to discuss, especially Jay
Anonymous No.212302976
>>212272586
They're what a 4channer /tv/ poster wants to be.
RedLetterMedia made millions of dollars due to their popularity of a half-dozen YouTube videos where they make fun a couple movies. People enjoyed laughing along with their jokes, which most people could relate to, and also seemed pretty revealing (if just for the sake of the joke).

And that makes 4channing /tv/ (see: anyone with a hobby) MASSIVELY envious.
>How dare two other guys, who are a lot like me, get to be successful by having fun with their hobby...
>...BUT NOT ME!!?!?
>That's not fair!!!! I want to be paid all the money I want so that millions of people laugh at my jokes I make at an online party of watching a movie someone else made!
>NOT FAIR!
And, rather than find anything introspective about that, it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch easier to blame someone else.
Anonymous No.212303028 >>212303066
>why are they talking about these offbeat movies
>they should be making weekly vidoes about capeshit being woke like all my other stream daddies
Anonymous No.212303039 >>212303214 >>212303913
>>212271499 (OP)
Interesting how every movie they chose to talk about is filled with diversity casting. Then they whine about an actor, and the character having Downs-Syndrome because it's offensive for fictional downies to have magical psychic abilities.. ? Like 99% of the time characters with those abilities aren't downies so wtf are they talking about
Anonymous No.212303066 >>212303858
>>212303028
no, but the offbeat they chose to spotlight is run of the mill
so they are wasting our time
Anonymous No.212303127 >>212303230 >>212304752
>>212272796
LEFT RLM ON BAD TERMS
Anonymous No.212303214
>>212303039
Mike was the one bitching about that, when it seemed more like a Jay thing. Mike just virtue signals sporadically and for no reason.
Anonymous No.212303230
>>212303127
Maybe this time it'll be true.
Anonymous No.212303246 >>212303330
>>212272796
Better than Beardfat
Anonymous No.212303319
>>212271876
What are some good kino they didn't talk about? I'll get Rich on ordering them.
Anonymous No.212303330
>>212303246
the second beardfat of previous episoded added zero to nothing
Anonymous No.212303334
>>212276456
>nobody has seen and have no value
"Restless" (2024) won "BEST UK Feature Film" and "BEST Actress."
Anonymous No.212303620
>>212271876
https://www.youtube.com/@GoodBadFlicks

This guy actually puts in the work, and with a bit of research on all the movies. And you won't have to sit through dull blabber and unfunny non-skits.
Anonymous No.212303858 >>212303883
>>212303066
Like all the other YouTube e-celebrities choosing to spotlight offbeat films that are run-of-the-mill? Everyone does that!!
>These guys should be different.
>...not that I care! I hate them!
Internet.
Anonymous No.212303883
>>212303858
>Everyone does that!!
Yeah, but this time felt "off"
Anonymous No.212303913
>>212303039
>whine
Mock.
They're "mocking" a character with Down Syndrome for being "divine." They both agree, it's retarded. Humorously so. They even made a public video about it. You watched it.
Anonymous No.212303917
>>212272796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_YmPkh68uY
Anonymous No.212303967 >>212304161
>>212275976
They're rocketing towards 50, anon. They only watch slop for old people now.
Anonymous No.212304161 >>212304420
>>212303967
what do you watch that is so good, zoomer cunt?
Anonymous No.212304420
>>212304161
80s action and 90s comedies
Anonymous No.212304752
>>212303127
This, but beardfat please
Anonymous No.212305110
>>212272186
who do you watch for your kino reviews anon?
Anonymous No.212305157
>>212272796
I enjoy the fact he had to tattoo over his family tattoo because his wife divorced him
Sympathy for divorce rape, but humor at the tattoos
Anonymous No.212305247
>hasn't seen a Sergio Leone movie
>hasn't seen Raging Bull
>hasn't seen anything before the 80s that wasn't an Italian gore and rape fest
>but I'm a movie expert because I watch new straight to landfill streaming service horror movies that critics didn't bother reviewing and audiences hated
Anonymous No.212306615
>>212298064
because it amused them