Thread 212272789

So they admit everything post Endgame was an unmitigated disaster huh.

and this is going to be another one that is supposed to get back on track but will bomb again

>>212272789 (OP)
Robert Downey Jr. was literally paid $100 million. These people are desperate.

>>212272789 (OP)
holy 2007 photoshop fire

>>212273109
they're going to ruin his character retroactively and kill their licensing deals too

>>212272789 (OP)
I'm so sick of that fucking homo he's forced everywhere. I see shit about him on normiebook too. Most astroturfed queer they've pushed yet, and I survived Pete Davidson

Enough with the capeshit

>>212272789 (OP)
I would have simply called Johnny as looking like a school shooting freak but some wrote earlier today that he looks like someone doing white face and that gave me a kek, and to be fair the actor is naturally brown haired and brown eyed so it's somewhat true. Sue look like a bogged freak. I never, ever, ever understood people calling fucking Kirby beautiful. If sex changed that would be the face of a low status male.

>>212272789 (OP)
What happened to Kang being the next long-running threat?

>omgeesh you two look like you're heckin pregnant!
>We're finna be the bestest uncles since fuller house! Hehe
>Look how light hearted and safe our movie full of faggots is haha
I'm so sick of the modern world it's unreal. China please fix this

>>212272789 (OP)
There are no more phases, why is Marvel still pretending that things are like Pre-Endgame?
These movies aren't building up to anything. Doom is going to be a 1 move setup for Secret Wars.

>>212273201
You're weird.

>>212273221
Got into domestic abuse trouble. If my memory is correct, it wasn't actually so cut and dry as him being some abusive slap-happy monster but Kang was a flop of a villain before all this kicked off so Disney probably basically threw him to the wolves and used the whole affair as the perfect pretext to get rid of him that they would otherwise struggle with given that it was the woke era and good luck getting rid of a heckin valid POC that was clearly being groomed for a George Floyd biopic Oscarbait

>Brave New World ends with Captain America saying it's time to reform the Avengers
>Thunderbolts ends with the team calling themselves the new Avengers
>post-credits scene is all about how there are now 2 Avengers teams and copyright and confusion and shit - clearly laying the groundwork for a lead in to the next Avengers film
>but...
>both films flopped horrendously
>so no one knows about the Avengers clusterfuck going on in universe
>so the start of the next Avengers film is going to make no sense
How do you fuck up this badly? If anyone remembers, back when the first Avengers film released, what was great was that it didn't actually matter if you hadn't seen all the individual films previously. It was a film that stood on its own feet independently.

>>212273401
>so the start of the next Avengers film is going to make no sense
they will fix this with very natural sounding exposition banter

>>212272789 (OP)
I can't tell if it's going to bomb or be a big success. Everyone has been waiting for Fantastic Four to return and Pedro Pascal is all the rage. I think we should give it a chance.

>>212272789 (OP)
This bullshit has zero sense. Shouldn't phase end with avengers movie?

>>212273796
What do you think Thunderbolts was? Avengerz with a Z

>>212273109
Stars and draws don't exist anymore. His Homes and Dr.Dolittle remakes underperformed. And no one cared about his solo movies like Judge

>>212273796
It did technically lol

>>212273143
I can't decide which looks more fake - that fire, or Vanessa Kirby's face.

>>212273796
Phase 4 ended with Black Panther's sequel so I guess not

>>212273109
They'll come flocking down regardless

when you go woke you go broke it was a wonder it lasted as long as it did

>>212274140
thats what they used to say about star wars

>>212274161
Barbie made 1 billion.

>>212273850
>>212274082
Thanks.
>>212274114
Seems arbitary

>>212274463
barbie was a already established IP it was gonna make money regardless as the first big live action movie. now make 20 more live action barbie movies with more woke shit each time and come back

>>212274161
>>212274463
Lilo and stich is woke and earnes a lot of cash. Barbie earned over a billion. Squid Game is woke and is profitable. All the major games are woke
Wokeness doesn't matter, Hollywood just sucks right now

>>212274648
>Wokeness doesn't matter
Matters to me because I'm smart enough to know niggers aren't human and women aren't ever right

>>212274674
OK.

>>212274140
The Age of Men is over. The Time of the Orc has come.

>>212274648
>Lilo and stich is woke and earnes a lot of cash
had a terrible backlash over ruining the original message and is once again leeching off of a established IP/old glory

>Barbie earned over a billion
same as above

>Squid Game is woke and is profitable
Season 1 yes. 2/3 have woke themes are seen as trash

>All the major games are woke
And the gaming industry currently is shit facing the same issues

>Wokeness doesn't matter
yes it does its a mind virus a parasite who cant not create only corrupt

>>212272789 (OP)
Feige keeps leaning into the stupidest, most inaccessible, comic geek lore in these phases. The whole multiverse trope is confusing and really nothing more than old school comic writers needing a tool to keep pumping out character variations and excuse away bullshit. You cant build a dramatic arc around a bad trope. Ditto on the whole “Galaxy Building” crap of DemiGods and Galacticus planet destroyers and all those 70s Jack Kirby-on-acid alien supervillains. It’s too obtuse.

>>212274674
Cringe

>>212274933
I hope she sees this bro

>>212274140
holy shit show this from someone 30 years ago
the amount of fat fucks and downies holy shit
i am demolition man

>>212272789 (OP)
Is it true they used Deadpool and Wolverine to kill off and erase continuities that Kevin Feige didn't have a hand in to spite anyone who hates Disney slop?

>>212274674
Please touch grass and go to therapy, incel freak.

>>212273109
>Robert Downey Jr. was literally paid $100 million. These people are desperate.
Doomsday is one big expensive hail mary. They won't even have a real plan beyond it. They just assume one expensive movie will fix the MCU.

>>212274648
>Squid Game is woke and is profitable
the woke teens i know hated the new season and have no idea why it was made. they wouldn't stop crying about it when i was trying to make them do their homework at my volunteer gig.
i did show them that monkey pick of the blonde woman and they thought that was funny.

>>212274648
>Lilo and stich is woke
It's riding on the success of the old movie.

>>212274648
>Barbie earned over a billion
Big brand plus the movie was in parts the opposite of woke.

>>212274648
>Squid Game is woke
Only S2+3 and they're riding on the success of S1.

>>212274648
>All the major games are woke
And they flop regularly

>>212274140
the biggest bullshit i have to say right now is that Soros was right about the average Joe being like a cattle , also
>more than half are fat fucks

>>212273221
>>212273374
I have absolutely no hope for RDJ's Dr Doom, I think this is truly the end.

>>212274674
Calm down Pablo

>>212272789 (OP)
Ben Grimm doesn't have a fun loving personality. He's lame. Johnny is a homosexual so guys are immediately turned off him. So there goes most of your audience. Vanessa Kirby looks WEIRD AND OLD so the sex appeal isn't there. Pedro Pascal is literally playing Pedro Pascal. No thank you. Terrible way to start this off.

>>212273913
I like The Judge. Every Robert Duvall movie is actually kino

>>212275577
i think sentience is a spectrum and most of the people are on the low end. they are half-automatons, mimicking actual people.

>>212274140
I wouldn't go to Bucees specifically for a grand opening, but when I'm on a roadtrip I'd take a detour if the Bucees added <50 miles to the trip

>>212272789 (OP)
Marvel and DC are jewish slop

>>212277346
Thanks for the bump

>>212276271
Is it just a gas station?

>>212272789 (OP)
except guardians 3, but that's only because it was already written well before endgame

>>212272789 (OP)
Thunderbolts was alright

>>212277783
And EXTREMELY large gas station with actually good food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjJhYfYzQ60
Cheapest gas in a 100 mile radius, actually good food, cleanest toilets of any public space, and enough room for my dog to stretch and relieve herself. The few times I went, I always get the brisket sandwich and some jerky at minimum, then rest in car in the parking lot for a bit.

>>212274140
dios mio.....

>>212272817
phase 5 is literally just movies that were already announced/leaked all the way back in 2021 minus Deadpool & Wolverine I think
they only even called it phase 5 to damage control how bad phase 5 was
Daredevil: Born Again was good and everything going forward is either a new movie or being written/rewritten after they realized they have to course correct
there's way more reason to expect good things out of phase 6 than 5

>>212278448
*how bad phase 4 was

>>212278448
>Daredevil: Born Again was good
dunno about that but it bombed and so did Thunderbolts

>>212274463
>>212274608
Also because of the Ken memes is another factor why.

Their goal is to get away from comics because they are made for straight men and now they are bring gays, trannies, women without makeup and without sex appeal to live action and those actresses with curves will be covered, and this is the biggest reason why women are only 22% of the MCU audience.

>>212278160
>Dog
Lol, fag.

>>212274140
It's unreal how much I hate fat """"""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""

>>212274140

WHY ARE YOU SO FAT

>>212273168
sorry anon, he's a certified hit. Ratings dropping after he got killed in The Last of Us proved it.

>>212278905
nothing more comfy than cruising with my bitch

Phase 6 up to a great start it seems

>>212273255
>China please fix this

I fucking hate to say it, considering Disney is about as America as it gets, but I'm almost convinced at this point that the rot is so deep there that getting bought out by the chinks is the only thing that might unfuck it.

>>212273796
There are no Avengers left.
Every new addition has been an unmitigated failure and the main trio of Iron Man, Captain America and Black Widow are dead. Nobody gives a fuck about the silent generation actors from the X-Men. Nobody gives a fuck about Shang Chi or Iron Heart or Black Panther without Black Panther or Agatha or Captain Marvel and her black girl magic friend.
The MCU is fucking dead.

>>212281466
>doesn't mention spiderman
Yeah it ain't dead anon

Deadpool and Wolverine is the only movie that saved the MCU everything else went to absolute shit but of course they'll deny it

>>212273201
Johnny Storm looks weird as shit. I don't think I've ever seen someone with brown eyes and blond hair. It looks so soulless.

>>212272789 (OP)
This time it will work

>>212273201
The shot in the newest trailer of him being on a billboard getting his shorts pulled down is the gayest thing ever done in the MCU. We got Jess Alba, little boys today get that shit.

He and Reed will probably have a meet cute too.

>>212278545
Born Again was shit for putting Bullseye in jail for the whole season just to hype up Season 2. Literally nothing happened

>>212281720
You can't continue the Avengers with a Spider-Man played by Tom Holland. The older he gets the more unsuitable he is for the part because he has the same vibe as Michael J Fox but far less charisma as an actor.

>>212282083
Dudes like 5 9 at best, he'll be fine. I'm not saying it's good, but it ain't dead. Maybe we can meet in the middle and say zombie mode

Based

>>212274648
>woke and earnes a lot of cash
Saaar very good morning

>>212282203
He’s like 5’6” 5’7” at the most

If there's no Alba in it I'm not going

>>212272789 (OP)
When did phase 4 ended? The fuck is going on?

>>212286893
when they tried to make everyone believe that was just a slump and that phase 5 would be better

>>212286952
You're a lazy conversationalist.

>>212274140
Americans are really ugly and tranny

when did phase 4 even end

>>212286893
Black Panther 2: Nobody Saw Me was the end of phase 4
Ant Man 3: I Wish I Hadnt Seen This was the start of 5

>>212273168
Neither Pete nor Pedro are gay but go off I guess, you feel strongly about this

>>212287147
pedro licking a glowstick like a cock is gay behavior

>>212272817
So is it gonna bomb before or after it makes 1.3 billion? Marvel has been shit for a while but if you think this movie isnt gonna make a zillion, you got some issues to work out about lying to yourself

I've never been much into the capshit slop. Can someone explain what does "phase 6" means? Why do they call it like that? Are they treating their movies like they're mmo expansions? How can everybody not die from cringe from that?

>>212285683
He looks like he moderates an imageboard for free

>>212281879
anon that's literally just a play on the coppertone ad from the war era. get a grip.

>>212285683
>hey guys fathony slobtano here, internet's busiest fast food nerd