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Anonymous No.212274168 >>212274189 >>212274217 >>212274240 >>212274305 >>212274310 >>212274455 >>212274498 >>212274871 >>212275078 >>212275802
>9 threads about the new Superman movie up at the same time

Holy cope. You can smell the fear.

Chuds are absolutely melting down over this movie and it’s hilarious. They know it’s going to be massive. They know it's going to make billions. And they know it’s going to bury the Snyderverse once and for all, because they’re the reason it’s dead in the first place.

Never forget: it was you schizos who got James Gunn "canceled" for like 12 hours over decade-old edgelord tweets. Disney drops him, and DC immediately scoops him up. Fast forward and boom - Gunn is now the architect of the entire DC universe. Bravo. Genius move.

You killed your own messiah and handed the keys to the guy you screeched about on Twitter for weeks. And now you're frothing at the mouth because his Superman doesn't look like he's about to snap someone's neck in slow-mo.

This movie is going to destroy the incelchud psyche. Bright colors? Hopeful tone? No Christ imagery? Actual acting? They’re terrified. That’s why every other thread is some desperate cope about “woke” casting or “Gunn is ruining DC!!” rants from people who unironically think Man of Steel is a masterpiece.

You paved the way for this. You handed him the cape. Now lie in the ashes of the Snyderverse and seethe.
Anonymous No.212274189
>>212274168 (OP)
FLOP
Anonymous No.212274194
Get a job.
Anonymous No.212274217
>>212274168 (OP)
Consider this mercy...
Anonymous No.212274240
>>212274168 (OP)
BASED
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Anonymous No.212274305
>>212274168 (OP)
We don't redditspace here, shill.
Anonymous No.212274310
>>212274168 (OP)
This actor's face is not manly enough to be Superman. I bet he'll be an S teir Clark though.
Anonymous No.212274316 >>212274371
Superman will flop.
Anonymous No.212274371
>>212274316
Newsflash: nobody outside your echo chamber cares about your deranged Snyder loyalty oath. Normies aren’t reading your 17-post breakdown about how the cape doesn’t drape like Cavill’s did. They see a fun, confident Superman and go: “Oh cool, I’ll take the kids.”
You guys don’t want a Superman movie.
You want a self-insert messiah complex in a cape who murders people and frowns for three hours while CGI explodes around him.
Snyder is never coming back.
Cavill is never coming back.
Zack is off in Netflixland filming Rebel Moon: Gray Blob Edition Part 12, and even his own fans don’t want to watch it.
Anonymous No.212274407 >>212274454
The movie will make a billion but that doesn't mean it's good. Gunn is awful. The Guardians movies got worse as Disney gave him more creative control. Quips, teenage humor, and his love of obscure characters will ruin everything he touches.
Anonymous No.212274454
>>212274407
>The movie will make a billion but that doesn't mean it's good.
Here come the copes
Anonymous No.212274455 >>212274467
>>212274168 (OP)
Shouldn't have been racist he's lost the angle he had now
Anonymous No.212274467
>>212274455
Cope
Anonymous No.212274498 >>212274655
>>212274168 (OP)
You cant gaslight people into watching a film, thats anti-shilling
I was thinking about a casual watch since I have nothing to do this summer, not a hardcore Superman fan, but you motivated me not to
Anonymous No.212274655 >>212274746 >>212274793
>>212274498
>“I was thinking about a casual watch...”
No you weren’t. You were never gonna watch it. You were already halfway through typing “woke trash” the moment they cast someone who doesn’t look like he was sculpted in Unreal Engine 4.

>“But you motivated me not to”
Oh no! A completely random, self-declared non-fan who “might’ve watched it” now won’t?? Tragic. Truly. I’m sure James Gunn is shaking in his director’s chair over the loss of a guy who posts about media he hasn’t seen and never planned to.
Skip the movie. Don’t care. The rest of us will be in theaters enjoying a Superman that actually wants to save people while you’re on /tv/ seething about how you “almost watched it out of boredom.”
Anonymous No.212274746
>>212274655
Again, this is anti-shilling
And what do you mean about Corenswet's looks? He looks like Superman and like he could be related to Cavill
Anonymous No.212274793
>>212274655
Also, fine, I dont care, Im not a hardcore Superman fan, you enjoy your little moment with your boyfriends, maybe you could have group sex while fantasizing about Corenswet afterwards, whatever floats your boat man
Anonymous No.212274848 >>212274927
SAAR?!!! PLEASE WATCH SUPERMEN, SAAR!!!!
Anonymous No.212274871
>>212274168 (OP)
I don't think that's fear you're smelling.
Anonymous No.212274890 >>212274927
YOU SHOULDNT REDEEM BATMEN, YOU HAVE TO REDEEM SUPERMEN, SAAR!
Anonymous No.212274927 >>212274985 >>212275769
>>212274848
>>212274890
Your programming is broken chuddie, the narrative now is that it will flop because indians won't watch it
Anonymous No.212274949 >>212275052
I wanted this movie to flop until Gunn insulted the entire of India
Anonymous No.212274985
>>212274927
SAAR?!!! ARE YOU THERE SAAR?!!! ITS IMPORTANT THAT YOU WATCH SUPERMEN!!!!
Anonymous No.212275052 >>212275883
>>212274949
He also dissed Trump and said his film is a "symbol of hope" cause Trump, plus he has promised troon inclusion in upcoming DC films
I boycott anyone with Trump derangement syndrome out of principle
Anonymous No.212275078
>>212274168 (OP)
Anonymous No.212275769
>>212274927
>Your programming is broken chuddie, the narrative now is that it will flop because indians won't watch it
No. Indians are your scapegoat. It's a derogatory term used to dismiss anyone who is slightly against the Gunn regime.
Anonymous No.212275802
>>212274168 (OP)
>9 threads about the new Summer movie releasing 4th of July weekend
So like every week before 4th of July?
Anonymous No.212275883
>>212275052
>I don't like him because... he doesn't like DRUMPF!!
chuds are truly deranged