Thread 212275440

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>>212275440 (OP)
I actually think Austin Butler would make a great Indiana Jones

>>212275440 (OP)
The new reboot needs to have standalone movies, no references to previous ones only easter eggs. Take Bond approach and get new actor after 3 movies.

>>212275440 (OP)
will he be breaking into museums and returning ebony carvings to sub-sahara africa?
how can they work nazis into it though?

>>212275440 (OP)
Should have had the balls to roll with LaBeouf years ago

>>212275440 (OP)
the are gonna get de-aged randy quaid to play him?

>>212275440 (OP)
Time for a black female Indy.

>>212275588
THE NEW INDIANA SHOULD UNIRONICALLY BE THE BAD GUY

>>212275588
modern day nazi trump supporters.

>>212275440 (OP)
honestly, just stop bringing back Harrison Ford and I might watch it. I want more pre WWII indie. But considering how nervous Crystal Dynamics is of featuring tombs and ancient non-Euro cultures, will probably get more nordic mythology crap.

>>212275562
god I wish hollywood executives were as smart as you.
>>212275659
that support Israel.

>>212275738
Youre a fag. They should just leave it alone.

>>212275659
>MAGA... I hate those guys.

>>212275858
>so do you!

>>212275659
ok, now we're talking

>>212275659
Imagine Indiana getting a red hat signed by the fuhrer

>>212275529
>>212275440 (OP)
It would almost definitely be fucking Chris Pratt. I don't want to see that any more than anyone else, but you know it's true.

They should have Tony Gilroy make it

>>212276025
>with any luck Marcus got a sex change already.

>>212275440 (OP)
I think I've had enough Pedro Pascal, thank you.

>>212276006
It was almost a woman until they changed the ending of the last one.

>>212276006
>It would almost definitely be fucking Chris Pratt.
that would be an instant no watch from me

>>212276078
>The hell you will. She's got a two day head start on dilating, which is more than she needs. Zoe's got gender reassignment surgeons in every town and village from here to San Francisco, she's gotten a dozen procedures, knows every pronoun, she'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see her again.

I think its time for a black Indiana Jones.

>>212276006
>Chris Pratt
Too old. He could have been alright but the waited too long and missed their chance. The last two movies are proof that an aging Jones just doesn't work.

>>212276184
snap cut to Marcus looking like a man trying to be a woman for a huge audience laugh

>>212275440 (OP)
I just know there is going to be a line like "It belongs with the natives" said by nu-Indy

>>212275440 (OP)
If they do a Spaniard colonizing LatAm, sure

>>212276357
One terrible cheap blonde wig and lipstick sloppily smeared all over his face.

>>212276145
That rumor felt like some fake bullshit made up by a clickbait YouTuber, but seeing how abrupt and bizarre the theatrical ending was I actually believe it now

>>212276272
I dont ever want to see a recast indy, but indy was never supposed to be a kid either, he was 39 in the first movie

>>212275615
It’s not too late. Subvert expectations

>>212275440 (OP)
Oh God Jesus

>>212275550
That faggot is still doing his shtick btw

>>212276629
Faggot shit nu indy said he was dead.

Tijuana Jones

>>212275440 (OP)
its gonna be pedro pascal isnt it.

>>212275659
>nazcap redhats steal the Shroud of Turin to combine Christ's DNA with Trump's
>it's up to India Jose to stop them from bringing about world peace
>at the 11th hour he convinces them to stop the gene splicing because combining two dude's DNA is gay

they should set an indiana jones reboot in the star wars universe.

>>212276542
I was about to say that. Chris Pratt is not too much older than Harrison Ford was in the first film. It would be weird seeing some kid in their 20s playing the part.

>>212277145
Chris Pratt looks the part but that's it. Why are people so retarded.

why does modern hollywood have to smear the most repugnant actors and actresses through every single property they own? it's like some of these studios have such a bad name only the same woke people will do it. i wonder what the casting calls are like for these.
>"we need a guy who can play indiana jones but not really care about it so that we can have lots of chud owning moments"
>"we need a guy who can play maximus's son in gladiator 2 but not really care about it so that we can have lots of chud owning moments"

>>212275440 (OP)
I don't know why they can't just take the mid-century adventuring idea in a new direction. I LOVE the idea of doing something in that genre that isn't actually Indiana Jones. It would free up the film makers to make choices that wouldn't be shackled by what already was and it wouldn't be constantly compared to the original.
Does Disney just love making films that fucking bomb, or what?

>>212277165
>Why are people so retarded.
I'm not saying he should play the part, but I also don't have faith that any reboot would be well-casted. He also shouldn't have played Mario, but here we are.

>>212275529
Hey cowboy, wanna share a Bud Light and talk about Indiana Jones?

>>212276272
>>212275529
>Disney dropped the ball by not doing it years ago with Bradley Cooper

They should take this dying franchise, merge with other dying franchises.

Indiana Jones + James Bond cinematic universe

>>212277225
The Adventure Island season of Archer was one of my favorite coma seasons. It proves that adventuring tropes from the 30s-40s could still be entertaining to modern audiences.

>>212277526
That was the last crusade

I don't want to see Pascal as Indy but I think he would've been one of the best choices if he was cast about 10 years ago

>>212277673
Good point.

Then pair Shia Labeouf and Daniel Craig somehow.