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Has she trained a proper successor yet?
Anonymous No.212281437
>>212281355 (OP)
some people got it. most people don't. And I think I'm acutely qualified to sort them.
Anonymous No.212281443 >>212282565 >>212297069
I don't hate fake tits, there's even some I like (Rikki Six, Ava Addams, Peta Jensen), but good lord the girl on the right got bad luck. Still would though, without so much as a thought.
Anonymous No.212281463
>>212281355 (OP)
awful boltons
Anonymous No.212281479
>>212281355 (OP)
> sternum gap
im thinking no
Anonymous No.212281483 >>212281507 >>212285099
Who was that goth chick from old YouTube? That would be an ok choice.
Anonymous No.212281507 >>212281548 >>212281583
>>212281483
hannah minx. rip in pieces bitch
Anonymous No.212281548 >>212281561 >>212281949 >>212283310 >>212284670 >>212286665
>>212281507
What happened to her?
Anonymous No.212281557
basically every egirl today is trying to be some combination of elvira and kreayshawn
Anonymous No.212281561 >>212289099
>>212281548
the incident
Anonymous No.212281572 >>212282226
>>212281355 (OP)
They may be implants but big tits on a near-skeletal figure is super hot, a white man's dream. Movies for this?
Anonymous No.212281583
>>212281507
Yes! The name was on the tip of my dick, she would be great if she was into old horror.
Anonymous No.212281652
>>212281355 (OP)
>nature's voluptuous beauty vs. artificial trash
don't think we'll get another Elvira, not now that no one can discuss goths and emos without the word "mommy" or "domination"
these days most goth girls are stuck-up horror-movie addicted cunts, we lost all the cute funny ones
Anonymous No.212281778
There's a great Larkin Love porn video where she does an Elvira roleplay
Anonymous No.212281815
>>212281355 (OP)
i'm a flat enjoyer
but
bad fake tits are so hot
Anonymous No.212281914 >>212293062
>>212281355 (OP)
left > right
even at 80 Elvira still mogs zoomer whores
Anonymous No.212281926
>>212281355 (OP)
she should try one for every country
Anonymous No.212281935 >>212281957 >>212282175 >>212292303 >>212293062
>>212281355 (OP)
Probably not because she still markets a ton of merch with her likeness, but when was the last time she even hosted a movie, like 30 years ago?
Anonymous No.212281949
>>212281548
yakuza baby factory
ohio gozimus
Anonymous No.212281957
>>212281935
>downs syndrome elvira
Based
Anonymous No.212281978 >>212282158 >>212282782
Daddario dressed up as Elvira would be hot affff
Anonymous No.212282004
>>212281355 (OP)
That's a man? The one with the weird things on his chest that don't touch and the awful cheap wig?
Anonymous No.212282033 >>212282658
>>212281355 (OP)
You could fit the USS Indianapolis in between those things.
Anonymous No.212282096
Ariana Grande is a fucking bitch for the crap she pulled with Elvira.
Anonymous No.212282136 >>212282423
Elvira is lovable and actually funny. She's one in a million, even rarer. Bitches can be hot all day but how many of them actually have personalities you enjoy?
Anonymous No.212282158 >>212282537 >>212295378 >>212300729
>>212281978
Premium new Elvira could tip the balance.
Anonymous No.212282175 >>212285569
>>212281935
I will Tribute this
Anonymous No.212282223 >>212285569
>>212281355 (OP)
Elvira is literally a parody of Vampira and she eclipsed her in popularity 40 years ago. Although for horror hosts, my favorite is Nostalgiaferatoo.
Anonymous No.212282226
>>212281572
>a white man's dream
speak for yourself, oh wait
just kidding I don’t play like that. but that was a solid burn, let’s be honest
Anonymous No.212282393
goth women are so hot bros. I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH GOTH GIRLS!
Anonymous No.212282423 >>212283429 >>212293062 >>212295333 >>212302675
>>212282136
She's a deranged leftist
Anonymous No.212282466
>>212281355 (OP)
thanks ms skeltal with booba
Anonymous No.212282537 >>212282731 >>212282933 >>212290627
>>212282158
>walk around all day with tits out for cameras and attention
>oh no there's a camera my tits are out
Anonymous No.212282565
>>212281443
girls with fake tits want your validation and easier to get than girls with real tits.
Anonymous No.212282575 >>212283057 >>212283142
I wouldn't have thought kitschy corny late night horror hosts would endure into the 21st century and still find it a peculiar holdover every time.
Anonymous No.212282658
>>212282033
Good thing that's what I named my cock
Anonymous No.212282731
>>212282537
Dont think so hard about it. Women are hypocritical incompetent low iq adult sized toddlers.
Anonymous No.212282782
>>212281978
Maybe several years ago it wouldve been hot
Anonymous No.212282933
>>212282537
> feel a slight breeze
> forgot your tits are literally hanging out
never got the braless blazer thing
Anonymous No.212283057 >>212288217
>>212282575
Elvira likes fun and getting what she wants by being hot, the way women should be.
Anonymous No.212283140 >>212284282 >>212293062
>>212281355 (OP)
she already made a show where she picks the next Elvira.
Anonymous No.212283142 >>212288777
>>212282575
its the best way to watch shitty horror movies.
Funai No.212283278
>>212281355 (OP)
How can she be so much hotter than a woman 1/3 her age?
Anonymous No.212283310
>>212281548
She's a lesbian
Anonymous No.212283429 >>212290432
>>212282423
Sexy AND smart. Sounds like a winning combination.
Anonymous No.212283487
>>212281355 (OP)
bolt on
Funai No.212283593 >>212292618
https://nypost.com/2021/09/23/elvira-reveals-photo-of-her-girlfriend-says-theyre-relieved/

Why are you worried about your small dick when even a dude with no dick at all can get Elvira?
Anonymous No.212283642
My secretary is a big tiddy goth. I feel blessed
Anonymous No.212284028
>She
Sorry bud
Anonymous No.212284282 >>212284464
>>212283140
who won?
Anonymous No.212284464
>>212284282
Elvira
Anonymous No.212284670 >>212285095
>>212281548
she married some lucky rich dude and he's bee fucking her ever since
Anonymous No.212284769 >>212284783 >>212288346 >>212294829
>>212281355 (OP)
>mfw will never eat peak Elvira’s shit out of a big crinkly diaper
Anonymous No.212284783
>>212284769
uhhh...what?
Anonymous No.212285095 >>212285202 >>212285534
>>212284670
they divorced twenty years ago and she's a lesbo now
Anonymous No.212285099 >>212286751 >>212293832
>>212281483
what about her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rroHLGguhP8
Anonymous No.212285202 >>212285250 >>212285534 >>212291310 >>212291386 >>212296523
>>212285095
Yup
Anonymous No.212285250
>>212285202
She's actually smart for staying in the closet and not going all out for pride. She would have tanked her career.
Anonymous No.212285326
>>212281355 (OP)
neither is perfect, too close, too apart lol.
Anonymous No.212285534 >>212285635 >>212286568 >>212286665
>>212285202
>>212285095
no you dumbasses I'm talking about Hannah Minx
Anonymous No.212285569
>>212282175
Don't be gross, Anon!

>>212282223
>Nostalgiaferatoo
When is going to team up with Teddy Roosevelt already?
Anonymous No.212285635
>>212285534
She got divorced, too?
Anonymous No.212285840 >>212286608 >>212293947
>>212281355 (OP)
Anonymous No.212286302
>>212281355 (OP)

Damn, I could fit my whole forearm between that trench running through her tits. First, I'd slather it in oil
Anonymous No.212286361
>>212281355 (OP)
she looks more like a littlefeather successor with these boltons
Anonymous No.212286568
>>212285534
Who?
Anonymous No.212286608 >>212286782
>>212285840
doesn't count if megafat with a tight corset
Anonymous No.212286665
>>212285534
>>212281548
Shes married and settled with kids and has been out of the public eye IIRC
Anonymous No.212286696 >>212286934
>212281935
>212285569
some guy took 6 months off his gpu training this
Anonymous No.212286751
>>212285099
She has nice bre*sts (pardon my language)
Anonymous No.212286782 >>212290638
>>212286608
She’s not that megafat
Anonymous No.212286934
>>212286696
Uhh... training is a lot lighter than inference and my 4090 is undervolted by 15% (it doesn't break 450W now - it can easily draw 700W).
Anonymous No.212287346
look up lady grey sky
Anonymous No.212287716 >>212287837
>>212281355 (OP)
I always thought she would be 10/10 smoking hot if it wasn't for that distractingly stupid looking hairdo
Anonymous No.212287837
>>212287716
She kind of looks like Susan Sarandon's Daughter
Anonymous No.212288217
>>212283057
>that small patch of underboob where she didn't rub on enough skin whitener
This makes me feel funny
Anonymous No.212288235 >>212288392
>>212281355 (OP)
it's time for a BLACK Elvira
get Ellie the Empress on the phone
Anonymous No.212288346 >>212289099
>>212284769
Heh... Is that video still up?
Anonymous No.212288392
>>212288235
blacks can't be goth
Anonymous No.212288777
>>212283142
I'll hang out with prime Elvira and her tits through any old piece of shit.
Anonymous No.212288906
>>212281355 (OP)
Many years ago there was a tv event that involved searching for the new Elvira. They picked some woman. Then everyone immediately forgot about it.
Anonymous No.212289099
>>212288346
What video?

>>212281561
What incident?
Anonymous No.212289172 >>212290108
>>212281355 (OP)

Imagine
Anonymous No.212289202 >>212289304
What did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.212289304
>>212289202
she likes italian sausage topping
Anonymous No.212289343 >>212294994
>>212281355 (OP)
they literally had a reality show about her getting a successor, whatever happened to that?
Anonymous No.212289370
>>212281355 (OP)
You can train a successor for her talents only breed one.
Anonymous No.212290108 >>212290533
>>212289172
it would be boring compared to her existing work
Anonymous No.212290390
>>212281355 (OP)
this pic really sums up whats wrong with women today. they have no idea how to be sexy. how does having rock hard tits with a giant gap between them = attractive? it doesnt
Anonymous No.212290432
>>212283429
Just...no.
Anonymous No.212290533
>>212290108
she would look so good tho
Anonymous No.212290577
>>212281355 (OP)
larkin love
charlotte sartre
Anonymous No.212290627
>>212282537
they get gross and sweaty unless you give them air flow
Anonymous No.212290638 >>212291337
>>212286782
>mask that covers entire chin and most of neck
>headphones (hides fatty ears and cheeks)
>every single picture is tits up with a corset on

this bitch is borderline obese 100%
Anonymous No.212291268
>>212281355 (OP)
Here's the thing, modern women just can't be as funny as Elvira. You came for the booba but your brain made you stay because she makes you feel safe and happy
Anonymous No.212291310
>>212285202
>fucks literally the biggest dick on the planet
>decides she's won men
>dates a girl and keeps it on the downlow instead of turning it into a big public identity politics thing
based 'vira
love this lass
simple as
Anonymous No.212291337
>>212290638
>borderline
Anonymous No.212291386
>>212285202
Hold the fuck up, she's not just Elvira, she's a naturally blue-eyed ginger? Jesus Christ.
Anonymous No.212292303
>>212281935
Ain't this that Jenny from star wars related content?
Anonymous No.212292563
Anonymous No.212292618
>>212283593
Why is there a sad little girl in the background?
Anonymous No.212293062
>>212281914
her tits have only gotten bigger with age
>>212281935
4 years ago since she had a marathon thing on Shudder, before that though was in 2014
>>212282423
shame
>>212283140
did it amount to anything?
Anonymous No.212293689
Anonymous No.212293759
It says here your last Elvira goon session was 2 weeks ago. Let's fix that.
Anonymous No.212293832
>>212285099
thought she was so hot until i saw how ugly her baby daddy is, now im not attracted to her at all, cant find her attractive knowing she is content to make such bad choices and get knocked up by an ugly kiwi cuck who was fine waiting for her sloppy seconds while she was in europe getting married and banging germans
Anonymous No.212293947 >>212294131 >>212301059
>>212285840
don't know what the fascination with uber tits is.
they fucking stink when you lift them up and all the trapped sweat and dead skin cells fly out and as you get older they're literally going to turn into two big testicles
Anonymous No.212294131
>>212293947
>big tits are smelly
sniffags just keep on winning
Anonymous No.212294518 >>212294651 >>212295209 >>212298001
>>212281355 (OP)
We had a successor but internet weirdos scared her off
Anonymous No.212294651
>>212294518
honestly what did she expect
Anonymous No.212294683
whore on the right should be ashamed flaunting those plastic bolters next to Cassandra’s perfect natties
mr. bruh its back No.212294829
>>212284769
based cultured bruh
Anonymous No.212294994
>>212289343

They had a winner, but afterwards Peterson decided she wanted to keep being Elvira anyway so it was for fuck all.

Though I did hear from a friend of a friend that the winner chick "gave the best head".
Anonymous No.212295062
Cassandra built her comedy skills and persona at Groundlings. None of these modern OF whores are funny or willing to hone their comedy skills.
Anonymous No.212295084
>>212281355 (OP)
Too bad the doctors do her tit job couldn’t stand to be in the same room together
Anonymous No.212295209 >>212295757 >>212298001
>>212294518
This cunt was pure cancer.
Anonymous No.212295244
>>212281355 (OP)
Hannah Minx but she quit the internet years ago
Anonymous No.212295333
>>212282423
deranged leftist but uses her tits and the attention that men give her to have a career. Many such cases.
Anonymous No.212295378
>>212282158
>tfw you suddenly realize you forgot to wear a shirt
Anonymous No.212295757
>>212295209
You don't need to announce your homosexuality to everyone
Anonymous No.212295799
>>212281355 (OP)
Why bother getting fake tits that are this far apart?
Anonymous No.212296523
>>212285202
wow tom jones must have really done a number on her
Anonymous No.212296738
Didn't she fuck a BBC?
Dropped.
Anonymous No.212296830 >>212297156
What about Darcy the Mail Girl aka former actual Pornstar Diana Prince?
Anonymous No.212297069 >>212297471 >>212297866
>>212281443
Idk I like the fake tits that hella separate like hers
Anonymous No.212297156
>>212296830
This. When Elvira, Joe Bob and Svengoolie pass on, Diana Prince will take on the mantle
Anonymous No.212297271 >>212297889
Anonymous No.212297471
>>212297069
...? how its just bizarre anti reality. Maybe if youre super fucked in the head i could understand it
Anonymous No.212297695
>>212281355 (OP)
real natty fluffiness can't be surapassed
Anonymous No.212297735
Elvira was in 2 games last year as DLC. She has been doing a great job keeping herself relevant
Anonymous No.212297866
>>212297069
Based knower
Anonymous No.212297889
>>212297271
I never noticed how yellow her eyes are.
Anonymous No.212297982
she looks like blackie lawless...
Anonymous No.212297992 >>212299039
>>212281355 (OP)
Anonymous No.212298001
>>212294518
I've jerked off to Hannah Minx on mute several times
>>212295209
gay
Anonymous No.212298160 >>212298412 >>212299203
I don't think there can really be a successor to Elvira. She was a standout character for the horror subculture in a time when very few women would adopt a persona like that. Now, if you go to Twitch, or Onlyfans, or YouTube, or whatever, you'll find dozens of girls doing Elvira's schtick. The world doesn't need a new Elvira, but she should be happy to know that the world has embraced the subculture and even encourages people to take on personas and have fun with it.
Anonymous No.212298412
>>212298160
This. Imagine some fucked up bizarro world where hundreds of middle-aged men started competing to be the new Bob Ross or Mr. Rogers. Elvira was a product of her times, and not only do I think it's unrealistic to get a second Elvira-I think the people most likely to try are also the girls I'd least want for the position.
Anonymous No.212298843
Anonymous No.212299039
>>212297992
>too small
>too skinny
>long gangly arms
>barely enough hips to escape the fridge zone
2/10 would not bang
Anonymous No.212299203 >>212299686 >>212300361 >>212300478 >>212300998
>>212298160
Nothing against Elvira, she seems like a nice lady, but come on. It seems like her entire career was built on boob jokes. I was going to watch the Elvira movie, but I decided to watch a trailer for it first and it was just
>"My eyes are up here!" *slide whistle*
>haha, she's cleaning and her boobs are shaking!
>"My boobs are real big!"
>"Hey look I'm taking a bath and wearing just a towel, isn't that wacky?"
>"Ah-wooo-gah! I'm a boy and I like your boobs!"
I guess I was expecting something a little less corny.
Anonymous No.212299686
>>212299203
potentially the single gayest post ever posted on this website
Anonymous No.212300152 >>212300361 >>212300417 >>212300453
what the fuck is this thread about
Anonymous No.212300361
>>212300152
giant pale tits
>>212299203
fag
Anonymous No.212300417
>>212300152
A complete mystery
Anonymous No.212300453
>>212300152
It's about Jenny Nicholson being the perfect Elvira replacement; she's got the body, the wits and a love for so-bad-they're-good movies.
Anonymous No.212300478
>>212299203
>I guess I was expecting something a little less corny.
From Elvira? Her whole thing is corny jokes
Anonymous No.212300502 >>212300883
>>212281355 (OP)
Do people even like when a woman's tits are so far apart like that?
Anonymous No.212300729
>>212282158
Eyes like a cyborg
Anonymous No.212300883
>>212300502
>do people like the most obvious fake bolt ons?
No.
Anonymous No.212300998
>>212299203
>her entire career was built on boob jokes
Anonymous No.212301059
>>212293947
>dead skin cells create lift, therefore going airborne
>literally turning into two big testicles

And I bet you're the smart one in your family.
Anonymous No.212301158
>>212281355 (OP)
Anonymous No.212302675
>>212282423
I think the fact no one knows that is a testament to her professionalism.