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Trailer opens with Robert Pattinson as Hermes monologuing as we see a far off shot on Odysseus on a raft in the Aegean sea

>>212284051 (OP)
Shadow of the Trojan horse

KINO AND SOUL

DISAGREE? YOU’RE FAGGOT BROWN

Wide shot of the Trojan beach with the horse and soldiers riding towards it

>>212284051 (OP)
The wine-dark sea

Tom Holland as Telemachus, son of Odysseus

Jon Bernthal as Menelaus, king of Sparta. Lupita Nyongo as his wife Helen.

Greek soldiers commanded by Odysseus during the sack of Troy

>same accent as his one in mickey17
https://gofile.io/d/MsZY8H

Odysseus and his men entering the cave of the cyclops

No idea who these two could be. Possibly gods.

>>212284150
>helen is a nigger
lmao

A STORY HUH

>>212284051 (OP)
they are making Troy sequel?

>>212284051 (OP)
Final shot is close up of Odysseus on a raft in the Aegean sea

>>212284051 (OP)
This is going to be a cinematic spectacle. Yes, there are questionable choices when it comes to casting, costumes, props and general accuracy and faithfulness but there's no denying that this will be the cinematic event of a generation. Shot on location across the Mediterranean, including places where no one has ever filmed before such as the cyclops cave. Shot entirely on 70mm IMAX cameras. Its going to be fucking insane.

>>212284425
As always, the best post is the one that gets no responses and kills the thread.
Your right on the money, this is going to be a movie people remember for their life.

>>212284051 (OP)
Its going to be shite because Nolan is a fucking hack proven by the awful Batman trilogy, interstellar, and Tenet. All fucking trash

Not watching anything with Zendaya or Tom Holland.

>>212284150
>Jon Bernthal as Menelaus, king of Sparta. Lupita Nyongo as his wife Helen.
LOL

>>212284150
Aaaannnnd there it is. There's the yikes. Nothing is ever purely good anymore. Every thing that is good requires you to swallow at least some degree of shit. Sigh.

>>212284150
Shut the fuck up. You’re serious? Obviously there will be blacks in every movie from now on but Helen? They launched 1000 ships to get that nasty bitch back?

>>212284425
>Shot on location across the Mediterranean,
Wow I get to see pretty water while the actual meat of it all looks like poop, epic fucking spectacle Bravo Nolan

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>>212285783
I don't want to believe it but who else could it be? Bernthal is obviously Menelaus as Telemachus visits him to ask about the whereabouts of his father in the original story. Lupita must be Helen as there's no way some random woman would be sitting next to the king.

>>212284150
Someone swap Andrew Tate and the shieeet face

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>>212286496
There's a chance Bernthal is playing Nestor and Nyogo is playing Eurydice

Its John Leguizamo at the beginning you fucking idiots

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>>212286717
Man it’s been so long since I learned about this I remember the name Eurydice but can’t remember who she is. Don’t remember Nestor at all.

>>212284425
>Yes, there are questionable choices when it comes to casting
many such cases!

>>212284425
>accuracy
>to literal ancient fanfiction about more ancient donut steels

>>212286916
I like how you're calling people idiots for not knowing that as if it was common knowledge that he was cast in it. The only notable casting announcements were Damon, Pattinson and Holland.

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>>212284150
i thought these were random people in a prison when I saw the trailer.

>>212284051 (OP)
I hope this movie has good meme material

>>212287206
That's the only thing Nolan is good for

>>212286717
No chance, Nestor is an old man

>>212284150
Mia Goth is Helen

>>212284150
D O A
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>>212284425
good morning saar.

>>212284150
kek
and for that reason, I'M OUT

>>212284051 (OP)
greek mythology movie with niggers and mutts in it
yeah not watching

>>212290452
gods who can't be seen in their true form by mortals are not a race, nor are their made-up children who hatch from eggs.

>>212287310
>Nestor is an old man
Not in this film. The only truly old actor in the cast is Bill Irwin and he is playing Zeus. Menalaus is played by Ryan Hurst.

>>212284064
>and then somehow
I swear to fucking god...

>>212290553
When do we get the movie about orisha that are white?

>>212284125
I thought Tom was playing Odysseus

>>212291285
That’s different and you know it.

there is absolutely no way this is going to be good

>>212291415
I see. Lemme just jot a few things down here...

>>212284125
that dof looks whack

>>212284125
Back in Ancient Greece it was considered unmanly if you didn't cry over family.

>>212284150
>'mask you somthin Odie

>>212286717
Euready to see this movie? heck no! hahaha

>>212284150
kek

>>212284079
I must be a brown faggot then because this looks and sounds fucking shit

>>212284095
you can fit 2 people in that trojan horse what a fucking fail

>>212284208
Lets be absolutely fucking clear this is nolan, he wont lean into the fantasy of a cyclops he just wont do it im calling it now it's going to be some goonies looking deformed piece of shit

>>212288226
why is /tv/ so obsessed with indians?

>>212284051 (OP)
Is this going be one film only?
Never read odyssey.

>>212284150
>Lupita Nyongo
what One Piece character is this? goofy ass name

>>212291501
how about you look at the teaser and acknowledge there’s 5-6 shots there that look better than any movie released this year

>>212284064
Somehow Ulysses returned.

>>212284425
The real question is will it mog or get mogged by the 97 NBC Odyssey miniseries.

>>212294211
maybe they are clown midgets?

>>212294824
It will get mugged by the sci-fi French/Japanese cartoon series.