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Anonymous No.212287642 >>212287678 >>212287750 >>212287779 >>212287875 >>212288331 >>212288341 >>212288445 >>212288486 >>212288706 >>212288816 >>212288902 >>212289089 >>212289127 >>212289248 >>212289913 >>212290522 >>212291668 >>212291710 >>212291757 >>212291808 >>212292612 >>212292869 >>212293845 >>212295182 >>212295186 >>212295352 >>212295426 >>212296923 >>212297181 >>212297407 >>212297511 >>212297657 >>212298113 >>212298177 >>212300137
Odyssey Thread
odyssey thread
discuss
Anonymous No.212287678 >>212287739 >>212298113
>>212287642 (OP)
Garbage coming from the inferior medium of Film blaspheming the divine name of Homer in the heavenly sphere of Poetry.
Anonymous No.212287739
>>212287678
i think it will flop. odyssey will never be able to be made into a decent movie. not in its entirety anyway.
Anonymous No.212287750 >>212299966
>>212287642 (OP)
They should have made an Abe's Oddysee movie instead
Anonymous No.212287779 >>212287840
>>212287642 (OP)
Where’s the trailer?
Anonymous No.212287840 >>212287876
>>212287779
on youtube
Anonymous No.212287875
>>212287642 (OP)
Odysseus' longing for home & wife will actually be about Nolan missing Cillian from the production.
Anonymous No.212287876 >>212288322
>>212287840
Link??
Anonymous No.212288296
There is no way this is real
Anonymous No.212288322 >>212296520
>>212287876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Anonymous No.212288331
>>212287642 (OP)
more like NOdyssey
Anonymous No.212288341 >>212292096 >>212295535
>>212287642 (OP)
goysloppy
Anonymous No.212288421 >>212296370
Fun fact: The Odyssey (and a bunch of other greek myths) would look like this if they decided to accurately retell it in the general era that the myth was suppose to take place in
Anonymous No.212288437 >>212288754
Matt Damon is such a potato looking nigger how could he ever pass off for Greek or Mediterranean
Anonymous No.212288445
>>212287642 (OP)
>Elliot Page
Meh I guess I'm glass Nolan is giving HIM a job...I'm a big sucker for greek mythology but that teaser was kinda shit senpai
Anonymous No.212288486 >>212290992
>>212287642 (OP)
>misusing Hellenic letters
Sick of this bullshit trope.
Anonymous No.212288490
Nolan is shit
Anonymous No.212288606 >>212297511
Nolan really loves this font
Anonymous No.212288706 >>212288841 >>212289000
>>212287642 (OP)
This movie needs a Troy-esque feel and Nolan and his tranny cast will not succeed at that.
Anonymous No.212288754 >>212289029
>>212288437


whites were enslaved in these regions since they provided a fetish

the "med" phenotype resulted from this arrangement, circumstances mirroring North Africa

reality would insult your sensibilities so meme hollywood projections are used to compensate
Anonymous No.212288816 >>212292945
>>212287642 (OP)
>Zendaya
>Mutilated Ellen Page
>"Defy the Gods"
Ya, not touching this garbage fire with a 10 stick.
Anonymous No.212288841 >>212288939 >>212289000 >>212295035 >>212295496 >>212297311
>>212288706
This. At least when the film bombs, the normies will finally revisit Troy and admit how kino it is
Anonymous No.212288902
>>212287642 (OP)
Bizarre cast and feels there was like zero pre production or planning.
Anonymous No.212288939
>>212288841
Achilles and Patroclus aren't gay in this movie so they'd shit on it relentlessly
Anonymous No.212289000 >>212289525
>>212288706
>>212288841
This will mog Troy into oblivion so much it'll be hilarious.
Anonymous No.212289029 >>212289985
>>212288754
>reality would insult your sensibilities
bix nood wakanda
Anonymous No.212289089
>>212287642 (OP)
>Elliot page
eunoΓ»khos
Anonymous No.212289127 >>212289237
>>212287642 (OP)

That's not how Greek works...
Anonymous No.212289237 >>212296322
>>212289127
It's a fan poster.
Anonymous No.212289248 >>212289386 >>212289841
>>212287642 (OP)
Tom Holland and Zendaya gonna ruin it
Anonymous No.212289386
>>212289248
Zendaya is probably a minor role.
Anonymous No.212289525 >>212294105
>>212289000
low effort ragebait, and a waste of digits
Anonymous No.212289841
>>212289248
This but the opposite
Anonymous No.212289913 >>212291709
>>212287642 (OP)
>elliot page
>nyongo
>zendayya
>burn local
is this real? i cant believe it
its like you asked /tv to meme a cast. wtf is this
Anonymous No.212289985
>>212289029

cute
Anonymous No.212290522 >>212297014 >>212297060 >>212297181
>>212287642 (OP)
Th-D-Ps-S-S-S-Ps?
Anonymous No.212290992 >>212291639
>>212288486
>misusing Greek Mythology
Sick of this bullshit trope
Anonymous No.212291639
>>212290992
>implying there's some special respect that must be accorded fanfiction when making your own fanfilm about it
Anonymous No.212291663
what is there to discuss? anybody with half a brain won't be paying to watch this retarded nigger tranny dogshit
Anonymous No.212291668
>>212287642 (OP)
No matter the quality I know Pattinson will deliver a kino performance.
Anonymous No.212291705 >>212291796 >>212292460
Here it is
https://streamable.com/d965ki
Anonymous No.212291709
>>212289913
the actor formerly known as ellen page was in inception, remember? they probably still frens
Anonymous No.212291710 >>212297060 >>212297181
>>212287642 (OP)
>The Thdpsissspsi

Wha the fuck?
Anonymous No.212291757 >>212300411
>>212287642 (OP)
>Tom Holland
>Zendaya
>"Elliot" Page
>Mia Goth

This is a fan poster right? You're not about to tell me that Nolan went from absolute kino casting of Oppenheimer to this Disney tier shit right?
Anonymous No.212291793 >>212295522 >>212297269
I'm not up to date with all the NGO, ESG, DEI laws in the US. Could you even make an all white movie at this point legally? What a fucked up industry
Anonymous No.212291796
>>212291705
jesus christ i love jon bernthal but he has no range and certainly not enough for a movie of this caliber
Anonymous No.212291808 >>212291839 >>212291872
>>212287642 (OP)
They hired intimacy coordinator which means there's going to be a sex scene so I'm not watching this garbage just like with Oppenheimer. Nolan is a woke retard
Anonymous No.212291839 >>212295180
>>212291808
sorry, what does a sex scene have to do with woke?
Anonymous No.212291872 >>212295180
>>212291808
Oppenheimer was absolute kino in 70mm. You're missing out, retard.

This movie however just looks shit by the cast.
Anonymous No.212292096 >>212295535
>>212288341
>goys are mindless animals that happily consume slop like a barnyard pig
yikes
Anonymous No.212292205
Obussey
Anonymous No.212292460
>>212291705
Wtf it’s real, thanks anon
Anonymous No.212292612 >>212292695 >>212293234 >>212295705
>>212287642 (OP)
I feel like Zendaya hasn't done enough to be called just by the first name. It looks stupid next to the other actors' names at the top, should be Zendaya Coleman instead.
Anonymous No.212292695 >>212292805
>>212292612
Yeah people might confuse her with all the other Zendayas.
Anonymous No.212292805 >>212293234
>>212292695
It's about being famous, not about name uniqueness. Charlize Theron has a much better argument for going with just "Charlize" but even she isn't up her own ass enough to do it.
Anonymous No.212292861
>the part about Odysseus' dog
Anonymous No.212292869 >>212297060
>>212287642 (OP)
Ahh yes the Odpssszps! Know it well.
Fucking Nolan
Anonymous No.212292945
>>212288816
>Defy the Gods
Is that the tagline? I don't remember much God defying in The Odyssey. In fact "shut up and listen to Athena" was pretty much the whole theme.
Anonymous No.212293142
There isn't a single good casting choice in this shitshow. I'm sure some random side role will steal the show and no one will give a shit about Matt Damon.
Anonymous No.212293234
>>212292612
people who go by one name or an unusual pseudonym don't 'earn' it; they often have that early in their careers too.
>>212292805
no it isn't. madonna was madonna when she debuted. prince was just prince and friends.
Anonymous No.212293845
>>212287642 (OP)
>all vowels are actually consonants
American education strikes again
Anonymous No.212294073 >>212295093
Besides the abysmal casting, this is going to be terrible as Nolan is a lizardbrained autist who doesn't understand emotion or sentimentality and the entire thing is going to be a 3.5 hour series of timeskips, which is literally the only thing he's interested in filming.
Anonymous No.212294105
>>212289525
Troy is a mediocre film. This is prequel tier revisionism on your part.
Anonymous No.212295035
>>212288841
>At least when the film bombs

>sword and sandals epic
>nolan
>summer
this will be a 1B+ movie
Anonymous No.212295093
>>212294073
What you really mean is that it's going to be pure kino.
Anonymous No.212295180
>>212291839
putting sex scene just for the sake of getting r rating is woke and political
>>212291872
it was garbage
Anonymous No.212295182
>>212287642 (OP)
>discuss
woke cast = no watch.
that's all it need to be said
Anonymous No.212295186
>>212287642 (OP)
Why not set it in, say, the 31st century and give it a sci-fi spin.
Anonymous No.212295352 >>212295559 >>212295592
>>212287642 (OP)
Zendaya = no watch. There are certain casting choices that are pushed by the worst kind of people in Hollywood and are an immediate pass. Her, Pedro Pascal and Hunter Schafer. I don't care what else is in it.
Anonymous No.212295426
>>212287642 (OP)
Would rather watch Tom Holland's Ξ˜Ξ²Ο…Ξ£Ξ£Ξ₯
Anonymous No.212295496
>>212288841
Reminder that Brad Pitt is 42 years old in Troy. We STILL have a chance to look like Achilleus.
Anonymous No.212295522
>>212291793
>Could you even make an all white movie at this point legally?
You literally fucking cannot thanks to union guidelines.
Anonymous No.212295535
>>212288341
>>212292096
Why didn't Allah protect Iranian turbines?
Anonymous No.212295559 >>212295738
>>212295352
I love Dune 2, but I am unable to rewatch it specifically because of Zendaya. She is absolutely atrocious actress. Ruins movies for me.
Anonymous No.212295592
>>212295352
There are very few decent roles for actresses, and Studio execs tend to hand out all substantial roles to 3 o 4 actresses.

At present it's Margot Robbie, Zendaya, Florence Pugh, and Emma Stone. They get first dibs.

Nolan picks the actors. He doesn't care about the actresses so just accepts whomever the studio mandates.
Anonymous No.212295705
>>212292612
NAME???
Anonymous No.212295738 >>212295796 >>212296778
>>212295559
I've seen dune 2 three times, including once on shrooms, and it's a real testament to chalamet (and the rest of the cast to be fair) that he manages to carry the film into greatness despite zendaya doing her utmost best to ruin every scene she's in. I have no idea what villeneuve was smoking. I found it particularly funny at the end when the empress' daughter and chani are both in the same room and chani immediately gets cucked by pugh and deathstares her. In the books this had a completely different tone, but in the movies it just immediately seems like a seething, ugly brownoid getting mogged by a white woman lmao
Anonymous No.212295796 >>212295904
>>212295738
Zendaya and Pugh were chosen by the studio, not Villeneuve.

Pugh exudes none of the patrician effortless superiority and elegance Irulan should have.
Anonymous No.212295904
>>212295796
I wasn't particularly struck by pugh's performance but she's instantly, visibly more attractive than chani, and has more chemistry with chalamet in barely a minute of interaction at the end of dune 2 than chani does for the entire movie
Anonymous No.212296322
>>212289237
Imagine being so retarded you can't even to cursory 5 minute research into which Greek alphabet letter translates to which Latin based one..
Anonymous No.212296370
>>212288421
Fun fact, brainlet: Achaeans were an expeditionary force far from home. Most of the levies wore plain clothing since they were far from home and had to bring their own weapons and armor. It wasn’t until around the 7th century BCE, when Athens and Sparta began developing professional armies, that soldiers were issued weapons. Before that, they had to provide their own.
That having been said, the royalty and their guards did wear some armor.
Anonymous No.212296520
>>212288322
I THINK YOU'VE PUT THE WRONG LINK UP, I CLICKED ON IT AND IT'S SOME GUY IN A MUSIC VIDEO.
Anonymous No.212296778 >>212296832
>>212295738
>it's a real testament to chalamet
I used to hate him as yet another instagram twink, but he won me over. He is very good actor and I loved him as Paul. Also the fighting style in Dune fits very well with his slim frame, making it believable.
Anonymous No.212296832
>>212296778
exactly. he's honestly an incredible casting choice imo, that nigga IS the lisan al gaib. Fucker was convincing enough that he got an entire generation of dudes hyped for a space jihad that isn't even real lol

unrelated but I sometimes think that the success and cultural impact of the dune films may have unintentionally disseminated a lot of underlying messaging in favour of radicalisation, violence, rebellion and insurgency straight into the minds of many normies
Anonymous No.212296923
>>212287642 (OP)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ZENDIARRHEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WEARS THE FART-BOTTLE.
Anonymous No.212297014
>>212290522
Anonymous No.212297060 >>212297505
>>212290522
>>212291710
>>212292869
Weird movie name. How do I pronounce this?
Anonymous No.212297181 >>212297213
>>212287642 (OP)
>>212290522
>>212291710
>THDP
>SISSS
>PSI
It's obviously a movie about a sister taking thiamine diphosphate and developing psychic abilities, as seen from the perspective of her brother.
Anonymous No.212297213 >>212297345
>>212297181
>SISSS
Is there sissification involved? I will now watch Nolan's movie.
Anonymous No.212297269
>>212291793
You can, but it won't be eligible for awards and you'll run into conflict with the unions.
Anonymous No.212297311
>>212288841
People were ecstatic about that film when it dropped in theaters.
Anonymous No.212297345
>>212297213
Eliot Page's character will be sissified.
Anonymous No.212297407 >>212300020
>>212287642 (OP)
LMFAO EVEN THE TITLE IS JEWED OUT THE ASS! Yeah I'm not seeing this ZOG trash. Its meant for tranny kike nigger golems.
Anonymous No.212297455
This is gonna be like Oppenheimer where /tv/ thought it had memed the movie down and it went on to be one of the biggest movies of the year

Nolan is a big guy for /tv/
Anonymous No.212297505
>>212297060
TJs Thdpsissspsi
Anonymous No.212297511
>>212287642 (OP)
>>212288606
these posters sure are ugly and low effort
Anonymous No.212297657
>>212287642 (OP)
>tis thdpssssps
Kek, learning a bit of ancient Greek was worth it just to laugh when they put Greek letter in movie titles.
Anonymous No.212298113
>>212287642 (OP)
>>Spiderboy, Zendaya, Ellen Page transfreak version...
OW.... Even Nolan really had to spread the legs for those ESG fuckers. Sad.

>>212287678
>Garbage coming
/THREAD
Anonymous No.212298177
>>212287642 (OP)
>Odyssey Thread
It's clearly called "THΣ ΘDΨSSΣΨ". It says so on the poster.
Anonymous No.212299966
>>212287750
this
Anonymous No.212300020
>>212297407
It's a fanmade poster retard.
Anonymous No.212300137
>>212287642 (OP)
trailer link anyone?
Anonymous No.212300411
>>212291757
it's fanmade but the cast is real