Thread 212287642

odyssey thread
discuss

>>212287642 (OP)
Garbage coming from the inferior medium of Film blaspheming the divine name of Homer in the heavenly sphere of Poetry.

>>212287678
i think it will flop. odyssey will never be able to be made into a decent movie. not in its entirety anyway.

>>212287642 (OP)
They should have made an Abe's Oddysee movie instead

>>212287642 (OP)
Where’s the trailer?

>>212287779
on youtube

>>212287642 (OP)
Odysseus' longing for home & wife will actually be about Nolan missing Cillian from the production.

>>212287840
Link??

There is no way this is real

>>212287876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>212287642 (OP)
more like NOdyssey

>>212287642 (OP)
goysloppy

Fun fact: The Odyssey (and a bunch of other greek myths) would look like this if they decided to accurately retell it in the general era that the myth was suppose to take place in

Matt Damon is such a potato looking nigger how could he ever pass off for Greek or Mediterranean

>>212287642 (OP)
>Elliot Page
Meh I guess I'm glass Nolan is giving HIM a job...I'm a big sucker for greek mythology but that teaser was kinda shit senpai

>>212287642 (OP)
>misusing Hellenic letters
Sick of this bullshit trope.

Nolan is shit

Nolan really loves this font

>>212287642 (OP)
This movie needs a Troy-esque feel and Nolan and his tranny cast will not succeed at that.

>>212288437


whites were enslaved in these regions since they provided a fetish

the "med" phenotype resulted from this arrangement, circumstances mirroring North Africa

reality would insult your sensibilities so meme hollywood projections are used to compensate

>>212287642 (OP)
>Zendaya
>Mutilated Ellen Page
>"Defy the Gods"
Ya, not touching this garbage fire with a 10 stick.

>>212288706
This. At least when the film bombs, the normies will finally revisit Troy and admit how kino it is

>>212287642 (OP)
Bizarre cast and feels there was like zero pre production or planning.

>>212288841
Achilles and Patroclus aren't gay in this movie so they'd shit on it relentlessly

>>212288706
>>212288841
This will mog Troy into oblivion so much it'll be hilarious.

>>212288754
>reality would insult your sensibilities
bix nood wakanda

>>212287642 (OP)
>Elliot page
eunoûkhos

>>212287642 (OP)

That's not how Greek works...

>>212289127
It's a fan poster.

>>212287642 (OP)
Tom Holland and Zendaya gonna ruin it

>>212289248
Zendaya is probably a minor role.

>>212289000
low effort ragebait, and a waste of digits

>>212289248
This but the opposite

>>212287642 (OP)
>elliot page
>nyongo
>zendayya
>burn local
is this real? i cant believe it
its like you asked /tv to meme a cast. wtf is this

>>212289029

cute

>>212287642 (OP)
Th-D-Ps-S-S-S-Ps?

>>212288486
>misusing Greek Mythology
Sick of this bullshit trope

>>212290992
>implying there's some special respect that must be accorded fanfiction when making your own fanfilm about it

what is there to discuss? anybody with half a brain won't be paying to watch this retarded nigger tranny dogshit

>>212287642 (OP)
No matter the quality I know Pattinson will deliver a kino performance.

Here it is
https://streamable.com/d965ki

>>212289913
the actor formerly known as ellen page was in inception, remember? they probably still frens

>>212287642 (OP)
>The Thdpsissspsi

Wha the fuck?

>>212287642 (OP)
>Tom Holland
>Zendaya
>"Elliot" Page
>Mia Goth

This is a fan poster right? You're not about to tell me that Nolan went from absolute kino casting of Oppenheimer to this Disney tier shit right?

I'm not up to date with all the NGO, ESG, DEI laws in the US. Could you even make an all white movie at this point legally? What a fucked up industry

>>212291705
jesus christ i love jon bernthal but he has no range and certainly not enough for a movie of this caliber

>>212287642 (OP)
They hired intimacy coordinator which means there's going to be a sex scene so I'm not watching this garbage just like with Oppenheimer. Nolan is a woke retard

>>212291808
sorry, what does a sex scene have to do with woke?

>>212291808
Oppenheimer was absolute kino in 70mm. You're missing out, retard.

This movie however just looks shit by the cast.

>>212288341
>goys are mindless animals that happily consume slop like a barnyard pig
yikes

Obussey

>>212291705
Wtf it’s real, thanks anon

>>212287642 (OP)
I feel like Zendaya hasn't done enough to be called just by the first name. It looks stupid next to the other actors' names at the top, should be Zendaya Coleman instead.

>>212292612
Yeah people might confuse her with all the other Zendayas.

>>212292695
It's about being famous, not about name uniqueness. Charlize Theron has a much better argument for going with just "Charlize" but even she isn't up her own ass enough to do it.

>>212287642 (OP)
Ahh yes the Odpssszps! Know it well.
Fucking Nolan

>>212288816
>Defy the Gods
Is that the tagline? I don't remember much God defying in The Odyssey. In fact "shut up and listen to Athena" was pretty much the whole theme.

There isn't a single good casting choice in this shitshow. I'm sure some random side role will steal the show and no one will give a shit about Matt Damon.

>>212292612
people who go by one name or an unusual pseudonym don't 'earn' it; they often have that early in their careers too.
>>212292805
no it isn't. madonna was madonna when she debuted. prince was just prince and friends.

>>212287642 (OP)
>all vowels are actually consonants
American education strikes again

Besides the abysmal casting, this is going to be terrible as Nolan is a lizardbrained autist who doesn't understand emotion or sentimentality and the entire thing is going to be a 3.5 hour series of timeskips, which is literally the only thing he's interested in filming.

>>212289525
Troy is a mediocre film. This is prequel tier revisionism on your part.

>>212288841
>At least when the film bombs

>sword and sandals epic
>nolan
>summer
this will be a 1B+ movie

>>212294073
What you really mean is that it's going to be pure kino.

>>212291839
putting sex scene just for the sake of getting r rating is woke and political
>>212291872
it was garbage

>>212287642 (OP)
>discuss
woke cast = no watch.
that's all it need to be said

>>212287642 (OP)
Why not set it in, say, the 31st century and give it a sci-fi spin.

>>212287642 (OP)
Zendaya = no watch. There are certain casting choices that are pushed by the worst kind of people in Hollywood and are an immediate pass. Her, Pedro Pascal and Hunter Schafer. I don't care what else is in it.

>>212287642 (OP)
Would rather watch Tom Holland's ΘβυΣΣΥ

>>212288841
Reminder that Brad Pitt is 42 years old in Troy. We STILL have a chance to look like Achilleus.

>>212291793
>Could you even make an all white movie at this point legally?
You literally fucking cannot thanks to union guidelines.

>>212288341
>>212292096
Why didn't Allah protect Iranian turbines?

>>212295352
I love Dune 2, but I am unable to rewatch it specifically because of Zendaya. She is absolutely atrocious actress. Ruins movies for me.

>>212295352
There are very few decent roles for actresses, and Studio execs tend to hand out all substantial roles to 3 o 4 actresses.

At present it's Margot Robbie, Zendaya, Florence Pugh, and Emma Stone. They get first dibs.

Nolan picks the actors. He doesn't care about the actresses so just accepts whomever the studio mandates.

>>212292612
NAME???

>>212295559
I've seen dune 2 three times, including once on shrooms, and it's a real testament to chalamet (and the rest of the cast to be fair) that he manages to carry the film into greatness despite zendaya doing her utmost best to ruin every scene she's in. I have no idea what villeneuve was smoking. I found it particularly funny at the end when the empress' daughter and chani are both in the same room and chani immediately gets cucked by pugh and deathstares her. In the books this had a completely different tone, but in the movies it just immediately seems like a seething, ugly brownoid getting mogged by a white woman lmao

>>212295738
Zendaya and Pugh were chosen by the studio, not Villeneuve.

Pugh exudes none of the patrician effortless superiority and elegance Irulan should have.

>>212295796
I wasn't particularly struck by pugh's performance but she's instantly, visibly more attractive than chani, and has more chemistry with chalamet in barely a minute of interaction at the end of dune 2 than chani does for the entire movie

>>212289237
Imagine being so retarded you can't even to cursory 5 minute research into which Greek alphabet letter translates to which Latin based one..

>>212288421
Fun fact, brainlet: Achaeans were an expeditionary force far from home. Most of the levies wore plain clothing since they were far from home and had to bring their own weapons and armor. It wasn’t until around the 7th century BCE, when Athens and Sparta began developing professional armies, that soldiers were issued weapons. Before that, they had to provide their own.
That having been said, the royalty and their guards did wear some armor.

>>212288322
I THINK YOU'VE PUT THE WRONG LINK UP, I CLICKED ON IT AND IT'S SOME GUY IN A MUSIC VIDEO.

>>212295738
>it's a real testament to chalamet
I used to hate him as yet another instagram twink, but he won me over. He is very good actor and I loved him as Paul. Also the fighting style in Dune fits very well with his slim frame, making it believable.

>>212296778
exactly. he's honestly an incredible casting choice imo, that nigga IS the lisan al gaib. Fucker was convincing enough that he got an entire generation of dudes hyped for a space jihad that isn't even real lol

unrelated but I sometimes think that the success and cultural impact of the dune films may have unintentionally disseminated a lot of underlying messaging in favour of radicalisation, violence, rebellion and insurgency straight into the minds of many normies

>>212287642 (OP)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ZENDIARRHEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WEARS THE FART-BOTTLE.

>>212290522
>>212291710
>>212292869
Weird movie name. How do I pronounce this?

>>212287642 (OP)
>>212290522
>>212291710
>THDP
>SISSS
>PSI
It's obviously a movie about a sister taking thiamine diphosphate and developing psychic abilities, as seen from the perspective of her brother.

>>212297181
>SISSS
Is there sissification involved? I will now watch Nolan's movie.

>>212291793
You can, but it won't be eligible for awards and you'll run into conflict with the unions.

>>212288841
People were ecstatic about that film when it dropped in theaters.

>>212297213
Eliot Page's character will be sissified.

>>212287642 (OP)
LMFAO EVEN THE TITLE IS JEWED OUT THE ASS! Yeah I'm not seeing this ZOG trash. Its meant for tranny kike nigger golems.

This is gonna be like Oppenheimer where /tv/ thought it had memed the movie down and it went on to be one of the biggest movies of the year

Nolan is a big guy for /tv/

>>212297060
TJs Thdpsissspsi

>>212287642 (OP)
>>212288606
these posters sure are ugly and low effort

>>212287642 (OP)
>tis thdpssssps
Kek, learning a bit of ancient Greek was worth it just to laugh when they put Greek letter in movie titles.

>>212287642 (OP)
>>Spiderboy, Zendaya, Ellen Page transfreak version...
OW.... Even Nolan really had to spread the legs for those ESG fuckers. Sad.

>>212287678
>Garbage coming
/THREAD

>>212287642 (OP)
>Odyssey Thread
It's clearly called "THΣ ΘDΨSSΣΨ". It says so on the poster.

>>212287750
this

>>212297407
It's a fanmade poster retard.

>>212287642 (OP)
trailer link anyone?

>>212291757
it's fanmade but the cast is real