/ftl/-fishtank live season 4 #570
Why do we bother
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>>212287462
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:10:26 AM
No.212290368
contacting hampton brandon to confront ellie, direnc, and jet
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:11:13 AM
No.212290389
>>212290437
bill ottman is the sexiest dude in the fishtank sphere but y'all aint ready for that conversation
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:11:31 AM
No.212290391
How do I get on season 5, should I be practicing making an audition tape for the next year?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:12:48 AM
No.212290425
>>212292162
>..she was wearing his pants?
recc me a movie to watch /ftl/
>ellie speed runs cucking her fans faster than josie
Things really moved fast this season
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:13:35 AM
No.212290437
Jet has only made like 700k off the show
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:14:27 AM
No.212290451
>>212290427
A History of Violence 2005
>>212290449
how much have you made in the last 2 years
Why do Jet and Jupiter look so similar but not at all like their parents
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:17:11 AM
No.212290521
>>212290579
>>212290347 (OP)
SEASONS OVER
TIME TO GO BACK HOME
>>>/bant/
A cancerous place, where you belong
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:17:14 AM
No.212290523
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:17:16 AM
No.212290525
Watermellie
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:17:29 AM
No.212290531
>>212290585
Why can't Sam just fire Jet? Despite being incompetent at his job and not to mentioned his creepy behavior toward female fans and contestants. Sam seems to keep him around. Does Neptroon have some kind of blackmail on Sam?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:17:30 AM
No.212290532
Claire...save us
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:17:36 AM
No.212290538
>>212290689
JON > jet
40 BOYS > wiggers
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:17:40 AM
No.212290540
>>212290564
GOOD NEWS: Ellie is meeting the milkman from season 1!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:17:42 AM
No.212290541
fishtank is a satanic show
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:17:48 AM
No.212290544
I swear that image is getting tinier and tinier
who is Klaus???
was he on s4??
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:18:17 AM
No.212290550
>>212290635
>>212290504
they both look identical to their mother but with their father's eyebrows
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:18:20 AM
No.212290552
>>212290600
This is the first time since season 1 I stuck around in these threads after a season ended, just because it ended prematurely.
The way you guys obsess over the fish post season is clinically insane.
You also keep dropping names I have never heard of which means that "post season fish tank orbiters" is its own extremely gay and retarded ecosystem. You should all unironically just rope. You probaby have been doing this shit every time a season ended.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:18:23 AM
No.212290555
>>212291038
GOOD PERSON ALERT!! (Angie is a good person :)
guys check out my cool image I edited together
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:18:42 AM
No.212290559
>>212290737
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:18:49 AM
No.212290564
>>212290540
oh good, Goran is getting her into whippets and anal
something about the watermellie poster pisses me off
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:18:53 AM
No.212290570
>>212290449
Sam has made millions (supposedly) but he's still in 200k debt somehow
>>212290477
roughly 6.7m, 50% gross so 3.35m. Jet owns 22% (I think?) which is 740k. After taxes is a little over 500k. I dont know if he gets a salary on top of that tho
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:19:09 AM
No.212290579
>>212290521
>he saved the thumbnail
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:19:20 AM
No.212290585
>>212290531
Reminds me of Todd Howard and Emil Pagliarulo
>>212290545
Heβs a genuine pedophile namefag who stalks women in Fishtankβs orbit and attention whores here because heβs in his 30s and his life is miserable.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:19:28 AM
No.212290587
>>212290639
FACT: Nobody in this thread actually gives a fuck about the Jellie Situation. We're so bored we're willingly taking bait and going in circles.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:19:33 AM
No.212290589
>>212290664
>>212290557
very cool anon
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:19:34 AM
No.212290591
>>212290607
>>212290578
Why does she look Indian? and tight?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:19:41 AM
No.212290598
>>212290674
>>212290504
Jet looks identical to young Johnny
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:19:43 AM
No.212290599
>>212290622
>>212290565
He's probably going through it right now with the news, give the guy a break.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:19:43 AM
No.212290600
>>212290671
>>212290552
The show is basically dead until proven otherwise and we're just here laughing at it
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:19:45 AM
No.212290601
>>212290545
namefag who spams his own name and some kind of meme. nobody pays him any mind besides the other namefags. heβs closer to a bot than an actual poster.
Nothing happened between elli and jet you fucking retards you think jet is THAT stupid he'd get together with a high schooler. You don't think Sam told him to keep away from her remember the first confessional of hers? she admitted to still being in high school. Most of these posts trying to make Jet look bad are made by the simps who have a chip on their shoulder not realizing they're making elli look worse the longer they continue & also by the bored faggots still malding over the sudden shut down. You idiots are so stuck in your formula over the past 3 years at least be creative so your anti-Jet posts are funny again
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:02 AM
No.212290607
>>212290591
she doesn't look indian lol you're the only one saying that, jeet
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:15 AM
No.212290612
>>212290678
>>212290477
>>212290576
Oh I misread that, I own my own company and made about 250k last year. Industrial product with a lot of room for growth.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:17 AM
No.212290615
>>212290634
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:24 AM
No.212290619
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:28 AM
No.212290622
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:32 AM
No.212290624
>>212290662
>>212290436
>something neither you or I will ever get to experience
I hate when incels try to pretend like every other guy is in their sad cuckold fantasy with them. fucking speak for yourself. im a 6'3 white chad with luxurious viking hair down to my waist. you're not like me. don't pretend you are.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:45 AM
No.212290630
what's ironic is these clout whores (claire, abi, etc.) won't get mad at jet
they'll get mad at ellie and call her a whore and a pick me
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:46 AM
No.212290631
>>212290691
>>212290586
>Heβs a genuine pedophile
like Sam Hyde??
did he have sex with marky too???
I'm so confused please drop more Klaus lore thx
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:49 AM
No.212290633
>>212290608
you'll get it next time.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:50 AM
No.212290634
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:51 AM
No.212290635
>>212290550
>they both look identical to their mother
must be that the one photo Iβve seen of her is at a weird angle. she dead?
>>212290576
what do you do for a living anon
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:55 AM
No.212290637
>>212290776
>>212290504
She looks better in HD
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:56 AM
No.212290639
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:57 AM
No.212290640
Jeet Neptroon
Scam Hydedecker
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:58 AM
No.212290641
>>212290576
>taxes
nigger doesn't pay taxes I guarantee you. Sam owes like 170k himself.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:20:59 AM
No.212290642
>>212290673
https://x.com/40BOYSPROD/status/1940639771455639701
jon confirms he had other people posting on his twitter account
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:00 AM
No.212290644
>>212290608
Make it a rotating gif next time
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:07 AM
No.212290647
>>212290672
>>212290603
I just want him fired and Ben promoted is that too much to ask
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:21 AM
No.212290654
>>212290592
did sam adopt jet
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:31 AM
No.212290658
>>212290603
why is he even with them then?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:33 AM
No.212290660
>people of jealous of jet fucking neptune
you need to fix your life asap
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:35 AM
No.212290661
>>212290741
I really don't see what the big deal about Jet grooming young girls who compete on his show is. Sam put a cross up in season 2 so it's ok, it's a christian show.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:35 AM
No.212290662
>>212290624
kek it is really funny though. Im not as nordic as you but I've gotten plenty of pussy and it's funny seeing people say shit like that
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:37 AM
No.212290664
>>212290589
thank you anon
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:41 AM
No.212290666
>ellie the highschooler is hanging out with jet and a proven escort crackhead stripper who was confirmed by freddy that she wanted to fuck producton
its over
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:41 AM
No.212290667
Bruhh I just ran into Jet at the ice machine and he was like smell my fingers and they smelt like pussy. Then he said tell the /ftl/ boys about that one
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:41 AM
No.212290668
>>212290600
>ellie posted THIS on instagram!!
>look, seth went live and said irrelevant things on a livestream
>when will freddy post again on social media???
This is not laughing at a dead show, this is obessing over non-celebrities because theh para-social aspect of fishtank got to your heads.
>>212290647
Ben is a faggot and even more worthless behind the camera than Jet
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:55 AM
No.212290673
>>212290692
>>212290642
shocking revelations
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:56 AM
No.212290674
>>212290598
Might be that the βrents are so fucked up by drugs that theyβre basically different people appearance-wise
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:57 AM
No.212290676
>>212291125
Rachel feet
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:21:59 AM
No.212290678
>>212290779
>>212290612
any advice for the logistics side of starting a business? gonna start an llc w/ s-corp tax status a few years from now for software stuff.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:22:01 AM
No.212290679
jfc i went to take a piss and theres 66 new replies already
slow down you autists
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:22:11 AM
No.212290685
>>212290603
>you think jet is THAT stupid
yes
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:22:13 AM
No.212290686
>>212290636
Those were the shows numbers for Jet, I read his question wrong. I make about 250k making a particular industrial product. Company revenue about 1.4m
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:22:27 AM
No.212290689
>>212290538
my load in jon's sweaty asshole > jet
checkmate wetards
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:22:27 AM
No.212290690
Jetfrey Nepstein trafficks ANOTHER barely legal starlet across state lines!
"Streamer Bootcamp"
l000000000l
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:22:33 AM
No.212290691
>>212290631
Yeah like Sam Hyde
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:22:34 AM
No.212290692
>>212290673
instantly saved
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:22:41 AM
No.212290695
>>212290578
NNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIGH
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:22:50 AM
No.212290699
>>212290723
Alternatively you can also interpret the colored horizontal lines as the color test image tvs used to show when a channel went off the air and ended their broadcast.
either way, it still points to this being fully intentional.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:22:59 AM
No.212290702
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:23:00 AM
No.212290703
>>212290603
>Sam goes downstairs
>βThat one yours?β
>βUhh I mean yeahβ
>βFair enoughβ
>*Hardly seen on show again*
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:23:16 AM
No.212290708
>>212290603
Most people are too stupid to realize how genius Jet is. Not only does he produce one of the most consistent and successful shows, that has never had any issues - but he gets tail at the same time. Incredibly efficient.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:23:27 AM
No.212290711
>>212290827
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:23:29 AM
No.212290712
>>212290742
its funny because redditors are paying for his dates with ellie
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:23:35 AM
No.212290715
>>212290739
Here ye, here ye! King Wigger (Samuel Whitcomb Hyde) is here to make an announcement.
Jet Neptune has been demoted to court jester at his own expensive and will relinquish the 20% stake he has in fishnet.live to myself.
Ben Bush has been promoted to FishNet Director and producer effective immediately. The Ball Brothers are no more.
All town wenches (Ellie, Angie) must confirm to BGC (Big Goranian Cock) after each season.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:23:43 AM
No.212290719
>>212290671
I speak for myself faggot.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:23:46 AM
No.212290721
>>212290747
>Ben is younger than Jet
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:23:51 AM
No.212290723
>>212290699
>horizontal lines
i meant vertical. fuck.
I NEED JET NEPTUNE PENIS IN ME
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:24:12 AM
No.212290735
>>212290578
Millions are saying this
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:24:21 AM
No.212290737
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:24:39 AM
No.212290739
>>212290715
very funny, Jimmy.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:24:39 AM
No.212290740
>>212290727
she's on that sauce again
>>212290661
Thereβs a million people in the Providence area but jet only fucks contestants. Really makes you think
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:24:41 AM
No.212290742
>>212290712
Paying for him to get his dick wet AND defending his complete mishandling of the show, good lads those redditors.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:24:53 AM
No.212290745
>>212290727
Many are saying this
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:24:54 AM
No.212290746
>>212290671
This is like 20% true but mostly I just don't want Jet running the show he obviously is in over his head.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:24:54 AM
No.212290747
>>212290721
Ben is younger than Ellie by a few weeks
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:25:05 AM
No.212290752
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:25:16 AM
No.212290754
i really like ben but i would not want him running the show
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:25:17 AM
No.212290756
>>212290741
Thereβs a billion girls in the world but you care about who Jet is fucking make you think
you think jet moans and grunts like a caveman when hes laying pipe? or is he a silent cummer?
Hang out with wiggers tonight. Huff galaxy gas. Scroll /ftl/. Tell them to get out of your ear.
Rehash a bit from a past season. Run out of ideas by noon. Kick the only contestant generating drama, call it shittesting. Then run up the stairs and complain people are being boring.
Blame the fish. Call it advancing culture. Let your twitter orbiters rush to defend you.
Groom a teenage girl. Groom two.
Manipulate a girl who just wanted to be part of something. Promise her fishtank. Promise her internet fame. Maybe she'll be your Ciara.
Let Sam scream in the basement. Nod along. Tank the show. Enjoy the ride.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:25:25 AM
No.212290762
>>212290741
I AM THE CREATOR OF THE SHOW
RESPECT ME
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:25:34 AM
No.212290768
>>212290672
Watch this, can you still say the same?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:25:43 AM
No.212290772
>>212290449
that's a lot of fits that go nuts tho
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:25:45 AM
No.212290773
>>212290750
actual goddess with extremely womanly features and proportions. preferring ellie to this woman is literally pedophilia
tfw we are in the dark timeline where Jon has become some shaved head white trash wigger
https://x.com/40BOYSPROD/status/1940639771455639701
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:25:51 AM
No.212290776
>>212290850
>>212290637
Is Joopy really in ep3 that is so fucking funny.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:25:55 AM
No.212290779
>>212290865
>>212290678
You dont really need scorp the first year unless you're expecting enough revenue off the bat. I started with just an LLC and then elected Scorp a following year. Starting anLLC is pretty easy I just got a registered agent and pay like $300 dollars a year for that upkeep. Company bank account once LLC is created. I have an accountant who deals with taxes, you have to file quarterly. Theres really not much to it. Website I just used Wordpress and SEO is not hard, but Im pretty niche so not much competition for keywords.
>18 year old runaway
>Australian prostitute
>alone in New York
>want to extort men
>talking about a road trip
>neither have cars
I'm sure this will end well.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:26:18 AM
No.212290785
>>212290834
>>212290758
he cycles his impressions of the fish to get into the mood
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:26:24 AM
No.212290786
>>212290750
Hunning vrill
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:26:28 AM
No.212290789
>>212290758
Silent cummer, trained on years of stealthily choking his chicken in foster care.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:26:31 AM
No.212290791
>>212290855
mfw i get sex trafficked LOL
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:26:45 AM
No.212290795
>>212290780
don't worry, they have mr. neptune to help them!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:27:09 AM
No.212290801
>>212290758
i moan like a whimpering girl myself
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:27:13 AM
No.212290803
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:27:21 AM
No.212290806
>>212290774
Bro recording this shit while driving lmao Fucking pull over and talk your shit at least
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:27:29 AM
No.212290807
>>212290780
the irl legends of NYC like mrbased, hampton brandon, and carldo will all run the fishscum out of town posthaste
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:27:32 AM
No.212290808
>>212290758
Why limit yourself to that
Jet squeals like a pig
Especially when the electricity runs through his buttplug
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:27:46 AM
No.212290811
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:27:51 AM
No.212290814
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:27:51 AM
No.212290815
>>212290758
I like to imagine he does the Tom & Jerry scream when he nuts
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:27:54 AM
No.212290816
>>212290847
>>212290774
Jon wants to be a real nigger. Not a wigger. An actual literal nigger
>id rather be raped than bored straight up
jet is so powerful he has convinced his victims that rape is good
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:28:03 AM
No.212290823
No but seriously who the fuck is KA-KAW!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:28:18 AM
No.212290827
>>212290759
I love this cute face
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:28:35 AM
No.212290834
>>212290785
Itβs fucked up that he can hit her with Jon, Jimmy, and Alex B in rapid succession
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:28:41 AM
No.212290837
>>212290846
>>212290822
pretty sure claire was just like that
I didn't know the meaning of tight little piece until I saw Angie
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:29:07 AM
No.212290844
>>212290828
she really is super cute. I'm no simp but fags saying she's ugly don't understand that being a little ugly is what makes cute faces the cutest
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:29:12 AM
No.212290846
>>212290861
>>212290837
it's kind of her thing and it's awesome
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:29:17 AM
No.212290847
>>212290816
Based racial alchemy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:29:21 AM
No.212290849
guys i think jets going to get cucked. Ellie is going to find a rich handsome white man in NY and run off with him.
Poor jet
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:29:24 AM
No.212290850
>>212291235
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:29:26 AM
No.212290851
>>212290774
What is Jon even talking about here
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:29:27 AM
No.212290852
>>212290759
Fishtank is dead because of the Jin situation. They could say Cole was being a crybaby and wanted to leave anyway, but they no excuse for Jin, and even Sam couldn't give a bullshit explanation to Daniel. Sam Hyde and Jet Neptune had 1 lucky season and have been complete failures ever since riding on simps and mde retards
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:29:30 AM
No.212290855
>>212290791
don't worry, the prostitute she's with is also addicted to crack
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:29:32 AM
No.212290857
>>212290869
I ejaculated 5 times today
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:29:35 AM
No.212290859
>>212290880
Must have been hard for Ben to resist Shadi. You know he likes em big. But hes a professional
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:29:48 AM
No.212290861
>>212290883
>>212290846
getting raped?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:29:54 AM
No.212290862
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:30:08 AM
No.212290865
>>212291012
>>212290779
>I have an accountant who deals with taxes
is it not simple enough to do yourself?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:30:32 AM
No.212290869
>>212290857
nice bro i'm going for round 3 whenever the bf wakes up
>>212290822
She said that on bitchtank too. Did she just think that up spontaneously and thought it was iconic enough to reference herself?
Let's be honest, if you incels were in Jet's position you would absolutely use your clout to get laid. Who wouldn't want free pussy?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:30:41 AM
No.212290872
>>212290981
>>212290828
her expressions and reactions are super cute.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:31:04 AM
No.212290880
>>212290859
Ben's probably pissed at the casting the fans thing, shit is drying up his options.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:31:22 AM
No.212290883
>>212290918
Queen of fishtank
Say her name /ftl/
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:31:35 AM
No.212290887
>>212290838
marky was the OG TLP son
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:31:49 AM
No.212290891
>>212290565
what about Scottymellie MMA
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:31:49 AM
No.212290892
it's not that deep
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:31:57 AM
No.212290897
Verbal bosnian mutt tells highschool girl he's gonna nut inside
>>212290870
claire only speaks in catchphrases, the majority of which are stolen from other fish
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:32:28 AM
No.212290909
>>212290871
>free
It cost him $16k for Ellie and Direnc + dinner + hotels + flights
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:32:41 AM
No.212290912
>>212290871
I would get a gf to be more creative power couple with.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:32:42 AM
No.212290914
>>212290886
>Where's the ice cream in this joint? Haha jk
Sam never recovered from this
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:32:43 AM
No.212290915
>>212290871
Thatβs the only reason people are mad, itβs all jealousy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:32:43 AM
No.212290916
>>212290940
>>212290886
I want to like but she's been blacked and herped and gooned and raped all her life
it's no bueno
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:32:49 AM
No.212290918
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:33:04 AM
No.212290921
>>212290969
>>212290898
that's not true
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:33:19 AM
No.212290928
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:33:30 AM
No.212290931
>>212290971
Sorry Claire itβs for the good of humanity
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:33:33 AM
No.212290933
claire died and got replaced by a trained bot that just repeats phrases and reposts images
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:33:38 AM
No.212290937
We are so well prepared
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:33:44 AM
No.212290940
>>212292208
>>212290916
Forgive her. She canβt help it
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:33:49 AM
No.212290942
>>212290871
A lot of people would but big difference between using clout on fans or whatever and on young contestants during/immediately after a show you produce and run. Especially if that show has had a string of massive failures and your career is in question.
Is Fishtank really over forever?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:34:48 AM
No.212290965
>>212291049
>>212290562
ellie has her own subreddit?
>>212290921
>anyways = shadi
>bye pedophiles = mauro
>iβm vibing = tj
>life is mizzy = mizzy
>_____ gang = haley
you say most of these on a daily basis
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:35:07 AM
No.212290971
>>212291017
>>212290931
whatever pedophile
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:35:27 AM
No.212290979
>>212290780
Ellie is already wearing Jet's clothes lol, it's over the Elliesimps
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:35:35 AM
No.212290981
>>212290872
She is very cute and I wish she got more time on a real season.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:36:09 AM
No.212290989
>>212291022
post yfw you never gave scam hyde and jet nepgroom a single cent
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:36:13 AM
No.212290991
>>212291221
>>212290964
It just reached the point where making the show would require too much actual work, which is what that cancellation speech was admitting to, basically.
>id rather be raped than bored
>are you fully insane
>in trouble with who? Jet Neptune
Claire is the most quotable fish of all time
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:36:22 AM
No.212290996
>>212291046
>>212290964
There's evidence that it's starting back up on the 4th. All the fish are in reality flying to the new location
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:36:32 AM
No.212291000
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:36:34 AM
No.212291001
>>212291035
>>212290969
i dont even say it that much anymore
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:36:34 AM
No.212291002
>>212290969
irony skinwalker. gave jet a blowjob and equated it to a /ftl/ screencap
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:36:45 AM
No.212291004
>>212291052
Sex with Angie
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:36:49 AM
No.212291006
Does phoxinus still post here?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:36:53 AM
No.212291009
Unironically,
Who would have won this season had it not been canceled by boomers?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:36:58 AM
No.212291012
>>212290865
They're not an employee, they have their own company. Its not that expensive and it saves a lot of hassle.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:37:07 AM
No.212291016
>>212291067
>>212290870
Itβs straight copied from bliccy
>>212290971
Me talking is doing more justice than whatever Nancy Drew gay role play you had going on. Idiot
what do you call this? why am i addicted to a show thats over? its like a mind virus i just want to move on at this point im constantly checking this thread, kf, and twitter for what? fucking gay
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:37:16 AM
No.212291022
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:37:29 AM
No.212291025
>>212290871
I would just sleep with fans, no fish
>>212290995
but are you fully insane was jet to claire no?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:37:40 AM
No.212291030
>>212291020
Mental illness
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:37:46 AM
No.212291032
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:37:56 AM
No.212291034
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:37:57 AM
No.212291035
>>212291001
which one is βitβ? youβve said bye pedophiles twice already in this thread alone
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:37:59 AM
No.212291036
We dont even ask for the strike status anymore because we know Sam wont get rid of him
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:38:00 AM
No.212291037
>>212291065
>>212291017
Iβm sorry it comes at the expense of your dignity, well Iβm not that sorry.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:38:00 AM
No.212291038
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:38:11 AM
No.212291042
>>212291080
>>212291011
Daniel/Aryeh/Ellie finale. Aryeh carried by paypigs.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:38:17 AM
No.212291046
>>212290996
Provide this evidence.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:38:20 AM
No.212291048
>>212291061
i'm thinking of unfollowing ellie
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:38:21 AM
No.212291049
>>212290965
Yeah get in there and post some Ellie or crash out with the simps
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:38:28 AM
No.212291051
>>212290995
The majority of the people that watch the show just see her as that random girl that lost to Haley after getting swindled in the rose challenge by Shadi
>>212291004
Jesus you just know she's fun. Anybody who's actually gotten pussy before can take one look at this bitch and know
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:38:53 AM
No.212291061
>>212291048
mass unfollow ellie
So what happened to Ellieβs βhigh IQ psycho grifterβ larp? All she had to do was farm simps by streaming on kick or some shit for an hour once per week while getting college paid for by daddy, instead she prostituted herself out for neptroon asap? Just another stupid e-whore, even pedobait angie is playing the game better than her
>>212291017
>>212291037
Can either of you hoes please just review this fucking movie? It's important.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:39:01 AM
No.212291066
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:39:03 AM
No.212291067
>>212291016
i did not copy bliccy there were rape jokes throughout the show starting with rape escape
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:39:10 AM
No.212291069
>>212290871
First I would try to stop looking like a subhuman, then I'd use my clout to get laid
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:39:11 AM
No.212291070
What tea is everybody drinking tonight?
For me itβs ginger tea
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:39:17 AM
No.212291071
They were gonna bring in Radfem Hitler as a freeloader before the cancellation
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:39:17 AM
No.212291072
>>212291052
we wus in the play room nigga
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:39:25 AM
No.212291076
>>212291011
Based on
Popularity: Freddy
Challenges: Direnc
Self insert: Daniel or Seth
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:39:31 AM
No.212291080
>>212291042
this possibility is the main thing (other than the fact that I hate how much time it takes) that makes me glad it's over
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:39:39 AM
No.212291082
>>212291109
Joyride status?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:39:40 AM
No.212291084
>>212291065
Thatβs Claireβs job
Sorry
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:39:42 AM
No.212291085
>>212291020
it will be worth it tomorrow when an anon gets a candid picture of Jet and Ellie and direnc is nowhere to be seen
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:40:05 AM
No.212291093
>>212291052
She's what Josie wishes she could be
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:40:09 AM
No.212291095
>>212291154
WHO
IS
K.A.W!!!!!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:40:13 AM
No.212291097
>>212291011
Luck build wouldve won
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:40:17 AM
No.212291099
>>212291114
>>212291065
Also you replied to me twice
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:40:26 AM
No.212291103
>>212291117
>>212290969
how could you forget hawk tuah
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:40:31 AM
No.212291104
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:40:42 AM
No.212291105
bit status?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:40:47 AM
No.212291107
>>212291133
NEW CHALLENGE
@Claire
@Shadi
for 1 /ftl/ buck
give us your best jimmy post impersonation!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:40:49 AM
No.212291108
>>212291092
I'm living for this.
yeah
7/3/2025, 7:40:49 AM
No.212291109
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:40:55 AM
No.212291112
>>212291092
Fuck that would turn this place nuclear
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:40:59 AM
No.212291114
>>212291099
I'm so sorry, Shadi. Won't happen again.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:41:10 AM
No.212291117
>>212291103
stolen from daddy dave
>>212290838
So true didnβt think anyone can be this tight
claire's birthday is going to be a huge /ftl/ day
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:41:31 AM
No.212291124
>>212291145
>>212291062
honestly impressive how Angie just says fuck no to every attempt to groom her. With a smile on her face, while looking like JB.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:41:43 AM
No.212291125
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:42:06 AM
No.212291133
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:42:17 AM
No.212291135
>>212291123
blow out the birthday whippet!
what did claire do recently to upset shadi even?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:42:40 AM
No.212291140
>>212291118
made for abuse and cuddling
>>212291062
Legitimately thought Angie would be the one groomed but she actually manipulated Goran to get into fishtank then rejected him kek
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:42:55 AM
No.212291145
>>212291124
she's already a dumb slut, she can't be groomed. which makes her the superior woman
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:42:56 AM
No.212291147
>>212291172
>>212290871
Never. Pussy is temporary. Jet was given a once in a lifetime opportunity to change the media landscape and he has essentially squandered it
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:42:56 AM
No.212291148
>>212291136
receive attention
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:43:07 AM
No.212291154
>>212291205
>>212291095
is this supposed to mean kill all women or what
i'll be honest, i wish i could derive as much enjoyment from repeatedly saying a word out of context, maybe then i could learn to love slot machines
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:43:15 AM
No.212291157
>>212290969
Claire say moogle again
KAW demands it
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:43:21 AM
No.212291160
>>212291176
>>212291136
called her a sheboon and posts bacon every other thread. keep in mind that shadi is also a black person
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:43:23 AM
No.212291162
>>212291176
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:43:24 AM
No.212291163
>>212291234
>>212291011
if neither flamed out one of direnc or freddy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:43:51 AM
No.212291165
>>212291203
Should I get on ozempic
Shadi stunk during bitchtank. Big people just smell bad
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:44:22 AM
No.212291172
>>212291230
>>212291147
Unironically this. For all the talk he had of this being a game-changing piece of media and the "synchronicity" and "act of god" bullshit, he sure fucked all that up just to try and get a taste of some pussy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:44:30 AM
No.212291176
>>212291160
>>212291162
see? you are a golem
jet would never wear camo pants you guys have created this own weird fantasy in your own minds
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:45:09 AM
No.212291193
>>212290347 (OP)
>>212290562
I bet Jet paid for their hair makeovers.
Direnc is gonna intercept Ellies nut and milk Jet's simp ass for everything.
I've made the difficult decision to close down mauro's army
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:45:22 AM
No.212291198
>>212291180
he would, but it's obviously something she'd wear to so you're right
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:45:29 AM
No.212291201
>>212291123
Someone make her put booze on throne
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:45:30 AM
No.212291203
>>212291165
maybe stop eating slop first you fatass
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:45:32 AM
No.212291205
>>212291154
KAW can mean whatever you want it to
that's the beauty of the KAW
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:45:37 AM
No.212291207
>>212291236
>>212291180
thatβs like all he wore this season
to be fair i have yet to see him wearing those exact pants
How do we convince Ellie to maintain her anal purity
>>212290871
no, i would use jet's high salary to get laid like a normal person and refrain from shitting where i eat
i'm nowhere near as ugly as jet, though
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:46:05 AM
No.212291215
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:46:09 AM
No.212291217
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:46:17 AM
No.212291221
>>212290991
If they or when they bring it back, he would be a good perpetual freeloader, just give homeboy a beer and let him loose
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:46:34 AM
No.212291225
>>212291254
>>212291208
she specified that her "virginity" was vaginal, so that's already been done.
she's definitely not a virgin either way though
Vance
7/3/2025, 7:46:52 AM
No.212291228
>>212291356
Oh damnβ¦.yeahβ¦.sorry Jet this is actually the elimination season. Yeah thatβs on meβ¦.yeah my bad.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:46:59 AM
No.212291229
>>212291244
>>212291196
you're not in charge
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:47:04 AM
No.212291230
>>212291172
He was trolling all of you are retarded
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:47:09 AM
No.212291234
>>212291381
>>212291163
>if neither flamed out
Let's be real, when the hostile freeloaders started getting brought in both Direnc and Freddy would have rapidly flamed out and we would be left with 2 weeks of damage control
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:47:12 AM
No.212291235
>>212291272
>>212290850
>>212290636
is this 100%? i don't remember joop's nose looking like that
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:47:14 AM
No.212291236
>>212291281
>>212291136
I'm more curious about why she's upset with Jet
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:47:32 AM
No.212291246
>>212291208
Jet already took it on their little "road trip"
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:47:32 AM
No.212291247
>>212291196
were they beginning to mobilize?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:47:35 AM
No.212291249
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:47:43 AM
No.212291254
>>212291277
>>212291225
she doesn't even consider a girl who jerks a man off to be a virgin
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:47:45 AM
No.212291255
I love Angieposting
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:47:57 AM
No.212291261
>>212291170
allegedly jimmy said her pussy smelled like a wendys baconator
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:48:07 AM
No.212291264
>>212291288
>>212291244
What are you reading these days?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:48:09 AM
No.212291265
>>212291374
???
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:48:11 AM
No.212291266
i got to stop following this brain rot. Take away message is, Sam should have fired jet a long time ago.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:48:24 AM
No.212291271
>klaus has people googling possible acronyms for K.A.W now
lol
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:48:26 AM
No.212291272
>>212291324
>>212291235
i've noticed a common pattern with loser freaks where they genuinely cannot distinguish different people's faces that are obviously different.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:48:27 AM
No.212291273
>>212291291
just bite the bullet and start an OF, claire.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:48:36 AM
No.212291276
>>212291320
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:48:36 AM
No.212291277
>>212291311
>>212291254
you are brain-dead if you buy that
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:48:40 AM
No.212291281
>>212291350
>>212291236
in that picture of him raising his arms and showing his disgusting treasure trail heβs wearing camo pants
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:48:47 AM
No.212291286
Letty is with Jet asking sexually charged questions trying to pry into Ellie
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:48:51 AM
No.212291288
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:49:01 AM
No.212291289
>>212290780
It will for them, not so much for Jet's funny pants fund.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:49:07 AM
No.212291291
>>212291273
This, you'll make tens of dollars
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:49:07 AM
No.212291292
>>212291011
Direnc, Freddy burns too bright and would've left or been kicked like jon/jimmy/alex.
The two remaining autists stand no chance against her mentally or physically
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:49:08 AM
No.212291293
>>212291346
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:49:34 AM
No.212291303
I miss the tank
Offtopic but Sam put more sincerity and effort into the bloodgames roleplay than his characters in MDE2
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:49:54 AM
No.212291311
>>212291277
buy what
that she thinks getting fucked up the ass doesn't count as sex
>>212291142
Angie is kind of an airhead but I think she has smart-female brain. Basically she knows how to use what she has without giving it away. Letty is smarter but seems to lack this.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:50:23 AM
No.212291320
>>212291276
Wow I lost alot
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:50:34 AM
No.212291324
>>212291272
she looks like jet what are you on about
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:50:38 AM
No.212291326
>>212291352
>>212291309
i remember sam getting out of costume and boxing in schitty on literally the first day
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:50:50 AM
No.212291333
>>212291376
>>212291309
in the plantation skit today nick and erick are speaking spanish and it cuts to sam with no accent
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:50:55 AM
No.212291334
god imagine the anal with Ellie
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:51:06 AM
No.212291338
>>212291314
you're exactly right. that's why I think angie had potential to be a good "letty-type" person like she apparently wanted to be
>>212291142
Jet even asked Angie to hang out with production before flying back and she said nah kek
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:51:42 AM
No.212291346
>>212291293
can you do a birthday drinking stream
I promise to behave
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:51:47 AM
No.212291349
>>212291382
>>212291118
rly not tight, flabby tummy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:51:48 AM
No.212291350
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:51:54 AM
No.212291352
>>212291326
seth is like the most useless person ever
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:52:06 AM
No.212291355
>>212291340
that's so fucking funny
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:52:11 AM
No.212291356
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:52:13 AM
No.212291358
>>212291340
Sheβs just a good liar
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:52:17 AM
No.212291361
>>212291451
Less butthole type stuff
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:52:18 AM
No.212291362
>>212291472
>>212290871
anyone who says they wouldn't is moralfagging hard
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:52:27 AM
No.212291363
>>212291405
>>212291340
theres a bunch of times people have suggested sex and shit with her she just rejects it all
but she poops from there..
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:52:52 AM
No.212291374
>>212291265
Letty and Ellie cell into bitchtank 2
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:52:55 AM
No.212291376
>>212291333
I miss when Sam used to put effort into his work
Now jet thinks it's cool to be a lazy POS that doesn't care about anything besides sex and whippets and Balenciaga shoes
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:52:55 AM
No.212291377
gf sent this
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:52:58 AM
No.212291378
>>212291331
That comes with it being a 24/7 show, I meant when the roleplay was "on" he was giving 100%. He'd even do a sincere gay guy impression during the finale even if it was humiliating, he could have denied that request but went all in for the show.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:52:59 AM
No.212291379
>>212291413
>>212291314
Sheβs an endearing air head with a good heart
and what if Ellie wants to be groomed? Claire wanted to be raped
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:53:03 AM
No.212291381
>>212291467
>>212291234
i could think of a million cases where freddy flamed out honestly
direnc I think would've been more likely to tough it out but yeah would still have been possible
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:53:07 AM
No.212291382
>>212291490
>>212291349
>thinks that's flabby
>thinks that what "tight" means
ngmi
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:53:08 AM
No.212291385
>>212291309
Art school silly billy. It's what he loves.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:53:13 AM
No.212291387
>>212291421
you guys are my only friends
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:53:21 AM
No.212291390
>>212291425
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:53:33 AM
No.212291393
>>212291429
i can't relate to people who think anal is more appealing than vaginal sex without a condom
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:53:34 AM
No.212291394
>>212291366
It's just smells
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:53:45 AM
No.212291397
>>212291366
its so tight though brooooo
Do you think Jet cuddles after sex or does he just roll over and starts looking at his phone?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:53:59 AM
No.212291405
>>212291363
Angie is a good girl
she's loyal to her bf
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:54:06 AM
No.212291412
>>212291380
This, isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>212291379
Real men know that airheaded sluts like her and Trish are the actual good women
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:54:22 AM
No.212291417
>>212291214
Nobody in all of Providence gives a fuck that jet makes an internet reality show and made a million dollars. The only girls who are impressed only watched the shoe because their poor boyfriend made them watch it with them
Maejok sending test TTS to a βCellβ
Cell II on the way
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:54:30 AM
No.212291421
>>212291387
quality over quantity
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:54:37 AM
No.212291425
>>212291445
>>212291390
its wild how she is completely forgotten
you can escape fishtank
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:54:46 AM
No.212291429
>>212291393
only does anal is a meme joke in itself lately. Sam literally used it as a joke in a skit
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:54:51 AM
No.212291431
>>212291454
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:55:03 AM
No.212291433
>>212291309
he completely dropped the vampire character and it devolved into a bane impression but yeah
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:55:08 AM
No.212291434
>>212291496
>>212291420
that wasn't real
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:55:16 AM
No.212291438
>>212291402
He lays on top for a second then gets up butt naked and walks to the fridge
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:55:47 AM
No.212291445
>>212291425
Nobody wants to remember her vile thigh gab and abhorrent flat tummy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:55:57 AM
No.212291449
>>212291420
No he didnβt
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:56:00 AM
No.212291451
>>212291361
Should I start eating girl ass is it good for you?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:56:09 AM
No.212291454
>>212291431
And it's no coincidence that they're both flips either, they're some of the best versions of that type of woman
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:56:18 AM
No.212291456
>>212291413
Not many will understand this
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:56:23 AM
No.212291460
>>212291420
yeah while the showrunner is in new york
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:56:24 AM
No.212291461
>>212291380
WONT ANYONE THINK OF THE SIMPS
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:56:30 AM
No.212291465
>>212291180
most similar i can find were worn by Tai but the color is wrong
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:56:32 AM
No.212291467
>>212291381
Direnc was breaking down during week 2. After the disability challenge she was literally crying in her room saying she was exhausted.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:56:33 AM
No.212291472
>>212291619
>>212291362
All twitch streamers do this. Go into any big streamer's chat and a quarter of the chatters are female simp cheerleaders with pink names, even Azzie. And it's been well known how freaky twitch con gets. The goy cannot resist fantasm, cruel sensuality, and self destruction
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:56:56 AM
No.212291481
>>212290871
I mean yea but I wouldn't make it so obvious to the viewers
it's just unprofessional and draws more attention to Sam's past grooming behaviors with marky
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:57:07 AM
No.212291484
>>212291498
>>212291402
claire could answer all these questions for us but she won't do it
people want to know
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:57:32 AM
No.212291490
>>212291382
Angie is built like a boy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:57:42 AM
No.212291496
>>212291575
>>212291434
i saw it in chat dumbass
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:57:49 AM
No.212291498
>>212291517
>>212291484
i just want to know if sam adopted jet
>>212291413
TRVKE. Trish would be a perfect wife.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:58:46 AM
No.212291517
>>212291540
>>212291498
can you adopt a grown man
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:58:47 AM
No.212291519
>>212291567
Anyways
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:59:10 AM
No.212291528
>>212291557
>>212291413
this but binx
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:59:15 AM
No.212291530
>>212291544
>>212291511
Trish would be a better wife than any other fish ever and that's a fact
No new IG memes from Ellie, 2am is her prime meme time, what do you guys think she is up to?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:59:43 AM
No.212291540
>>212291517
only if theyβre a good son
>>212291511
summer would be the perfect wife. she has fairy tale princess phenotype
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:59:49 AM
No.212291543
>>212291581
>>212291413
>cum dumpsters are good women
>she's le good woman!
worst meme of s4 go get post nut clarity
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:59:50 AM
No.212291544
>>212291604
>>212291530
yea but she's ugly
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:00:02 AM
No.212291551
>>212291538
Living the Hollywood dream
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:00:15 AM
No.212291557
>>212291528
she's the bad kind of slut and you're very, very wrong. I hope one day you realize this. She'd probably be a fun lay though, but even that I'm inclined to believe she'd just kinda lay there
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:00:17 AM
No.212291559
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:00:31 AM
No.212291562
>>212291538
galaxy gas and rimming
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:00:33 AM
No.212291563
>>212291538
Staring at the ceiling of a hotel room feeling slight regret.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:00:47 AM
No.212291567
>>212291582
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:00:56 AM
No.212291574
>>212291541
>perfect wife
>blacked
>herpes
>abortion
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:00:58 AM
No.212291575
>>212291496
you know we can look at everything sent now right?
https://www.grizzway.dev/fishtank/logs
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:01:01 AM
No.212291576
it was a meet cute type rape
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:01:09 AM
No.212291579
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:01:16 AM
No.212291581
>>212291543
kek you virgins are so funny. I'm not even siming for these women, I just know women like them
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:01:16 AM
No.212291582
>>212291661
>>212291567
Hehehehe I recognize you
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:01:34 AM
No.212291588
>>212291615
>>212291541
Summer would kill your children because you came home late.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:02:17 AM
No.212291604
>>212291544
that's your opinion and that's fine, but it's also wrong
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:02:19 AM
No.212291605
>>212291625
>>212291538
cruising around NY with BWC chads, cucking jet.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:02:31 AM
No.212291607
>>212291630
>>212291541
Summer would barely be a decent one night stand
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:02:50 AM
No.212291613
>>212291638
let's just be real here
if she on fishtank she ain't a good woman
that's just fax dawgy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:02:53 AM
No.212291615
>>212291588
i'd work out all the kinks
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:03:02 AM
No.212291619
>>212291635
>>212291472
> a quarter of the chatters are female simp cheerleaders with pink names, even Azzie.
Youβre saying twitchcon is a dyke out clout orgy?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:03:31 AM
No.212291623
>>212291538
some type of cute sweet rape
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:03:38 AM
No.212291625
>>212291646
>>212291605
using cuckposting to combat cuckposting. bold strategy cotton!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:03:54 AM
No.212291630
>>212291704
>>212291607
I don't think she'd even be that. You'd fuck her and sure it'd be tight, but she's so frail emotionally and physically that she's break down crying halfway through and you'd have to comfort her the rest of the night. Then you'd wake up in the morning and she'd be cold as fuck to you until you left. Then you'd probably be accused of rape mere days later
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:03:55 AM
No.212291632
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:04:00 AM
No.212291635
>>212291824
>>212291619
they're all trannies and incels(same thing basically)
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:04:05 AM
No.212291638
>>212291613
he's got bigger tits than abi
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:04:22 AM
No.212291646
>>212291625
its not cucking if you dont self insert as jet
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:04:27 AM
No.212291648
>>212291733
>>212291538
>damn, you're so smart for your age Ellie, I really admire your cleverness; and you can really meme with the big dogs haha lol that's cringe sry but I really mean it
>but what do I know, I'm just a producer of an internet show for a bunch of freaks... haha sry I didn't to bring the mood down... damn you're so thoughtful Ellie, did I already say you're really mature for your age?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:04:37 AM
No.212291651
>>212291241
I think she just see's him as unpopular here and believes she can get some clout "going after" him.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:04:42 AM
No.212291653
chris had the big bois
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:04:42 AM
No.212291654
>jet gets raped
>becomes a rapist
that's so boring and cliche
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:04:51 AM
No.212291658
>>212291671
>>212291541
Summer needs to be sterilized.
She is a good women tho
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:04:55 AM
No.212291661
>>212291673
>>212291582
real recognize real my friend
/tv/ average posts per day during Bloodgames: 46429
/tv/ average posts per day during Season 4: 45822
Jon was smart, he got Summer on video consenting to the anal rape
>>212291658
ngl blue eyes are demonic
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:05:46 AM
No.212291672
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:05:46 AM
No.212291673
>>212291758
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:05:53 AM
No.212291676
>>212291695
>>212291667
/tv/ is dying, not /ftl/
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:06:02 AM
No.212291678
>>212291413
Very true they aren't combative bitches which is extremely rare.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:06:21 AM
No.212291683
>>212291671
Theyβre green
80% chance a girl like Ellie cucks jet. Shes a widdle maneater. From a family of maneaters
Jets about to have the worst time of his life.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:06:44 AM
No.212291694
>>212291671
brownleaks coded
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:06:47 AM
No.212291695
>>212291676
the fact that the numbers are even close when one was a half-season and the other a main season is still striking
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:06:49 AM
No.212291697
>>212291791
>>212291667
do you have season 3?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:06:49 AM
No.212291698
>>212291726
>>212291670
Why does she look Central Asian?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:07:06 AM
No.212291704
>>212291753
>>212291630
she's just so dang pretty
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:07:08 AM
No.212291706
>>212291782
>>212291669
kek is that real
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:07:22 AM
No.212291712
>>212291670
Where is she?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:07:25 AM
No.212291713
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:07:46 AM
No.212291721
>>212291740
>>212291693
he's not going to date her
he just wants to hit and run like abi
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:08:08 AM
No.212291726
>>212291698
she's very eastern european and a lot of those guys have some central asian in them so it's possible
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:08:25 AM
No.212291733
>>212291648
if i was in the house this is what id do
>first thing, say Ellie you're pretty
>say Angie is cute
>then sit back and say nothing but "chyeah" the entire season
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:08:43 AM
No.212291740
>>212291721
plz tell me this picture is from before she appeared on S2
plz
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:08:48 AM
No.212291745
>>212291777
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:08:54 AM
No.212291748
>>212291680
they kinda looksmatch here
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:09:09 AM
No.212291753
>>212291704
She's fine to look at, sure. But trust me, it'd end up exactly like I described it
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:09:24 AM
No.212291758
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:09:31 AM
No.212291759
>>212291693
it would be the third time a girl from fishtank that jet had sex with cucks him
>everybody forgetting the real cuck in this situation
RIP to that discord boyfriend she had
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:10:33 AM
No.212291777
>>212291745
divine goddess...
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:10:45 AM
No.212291782
>>212291706
Yeah he got explicit consent. Surprisingly forward thinking, but you need it with Summer
This was added to the Lulu patreon post, it was edited and Lulu 2 is now replaced with this
https://gofile.io/d/TxROXG
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:11:09 AM
No.212291791
>>212292000
>>212291697
i did it all by hand from 4stats and don't really want to do that for 42 days but i'd guess it's around the same or lower because of all the downtime s3 had. only 35465 posts on the day of the finale kek
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:11:31 AM
No.212291800
Sleep tight Freddy <3
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:11:36 AM
No.212291803
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:11:49 AM
No.212291809
Smaack is still best girl
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:11:53 AM
No.212291810
>>212291831
>>212291770
he preemptively dumped her
Hanging in these threads directly increases the chances of you dying alone.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:12:06 AM
No.212291817
>>212291783
Now that's a tight piece
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:12:27 AM
No.212291824
>>212291893
>>212291635
lol you don't know twitch. All the big male streamers are bro-y in the same way MDE is. All the big female streamers are ironic and playfully ashamed in the same way Claire is. The only difference is the uncensored aspect and political dressing, which is already for gullible losers anyway
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:12:28 AM
No.212291827
>>212291852
>>212291770
he was very beautiful...
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:12:37 AM
No.212291831
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:13:05 AM
No.212291842
>>212291814
I'm not dying, not me.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:13:10 AM
No.212291846
>>212291783
tight? check.
brat? check.
good heart? check.
didnβt sleep with jet? check.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:13:25 AM
No.212291852
>>212291827
but does he run a tv show?
actually nm neither does jet now
>>212291783
LMFAO
Angie, since we know your here; please delete your internet you fugly no-ass retard
>>212291770
Bubby didn't exist, he was an excuse to not sleep with the other fish and get simps to feel bad for her, hence why he was suddenly no longer a concern once angie slept between dan and fred in superbed
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:13:54 AM
No.212291864
>>212291783
a girl in yoga pants! How much to buy this picture sir? I saw 20 girls at the gym like this today but this girl is special I want no need to pay her for the privilege of viewing this photo
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:14:04 AM
No.212291866
>>212291886
>>212291814
probably true
oh well
most people are alone when they die anyway
if you died with a bunch of other people at the same time that means something probably went horribly wrong like a plane crash
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:14:21 AM
No.212291871
>>212291853
be nice to angie
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:14:29 AM
No.212291874
>>212291974
>>212291814
ehh I've gotten enough pussy. I'd rather die alone than have to be with a woman every day for the rest of my life
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:14:36 AM
No.212291877
>>212291860
what about the photo reel
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:14:39 AM
No.212291878
>>212291927
>>212291860
Nigger I'm talking about Ellie, holy shit
Ellie and Angie simp estimates in /ftl/? Will either have +10 IDs on /bant/?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:14:43 AM
No.212291882
>>212291898
my iq is 195 and i have very strong opinions about a guy named jet neptune
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:14:49 AM
No.212291886
>>212291866
That's fucking awesome, Cryo
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:15:07 AM
No.212291893
>>212291824
I was talking about the viewers in the chat
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:15:19 AM
No.212291898
>>212291929
>>212291882
That's fucking awesome, Cryo
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:15:30 AM
No.212291905
>>212291860
you're right but that was clearly about Ellie
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:15:31 AM
No.212291906
>>212291918
IM SORRY I COULDNT SAVE YOU ELLIE
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:15:42 AM
No.212291913
>>212291944
>>212291853
angie is the angel of /ftl/
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:16:00 AM
No.212291917
>>212291881
i was simping for Ellie but now im kinda reconsidering
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:16:01 AM
No.212291918
>>212291937
>>212291906
It's not your fault, Cryo
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:16:07 AM
No.212291922
CΓΉcksulmellie
claire if you're here come do drugs with me in florida
Why was there no sovl this season
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:16:21 AM
No.212291927
>>212291878
That was another superbed cuckold moment - Ellie said that the beautiful Hungarian she talked to might not want anything to do with her after going on fishtank
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:16:23 AM
No.212291929
>>212291898
I'm Klaus
Cryo died
We killed him
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:16:27 AM
No.212291931
>>212291420
That's just where jet puts ellie when he's finished for the night
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:16:45 AM
No.212291937
>>212291962
>>212291918
Thats Vance, he posts here
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:16:45 AM
No.212291938
>>212291881
4-6 for angie, 15-20 for ellie
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:16:54 AM
No.212291944
>>212291913
im going to take her to my playroom and suplex that busted bitch. fuck around...find out
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:17:14 AM
No.212291949
>>212291925
there was a little with french, and a bit with daniel. but ultimately yeah it was a bit sterile compared to the other seasons
do u think ellie will post cute things or anything other than retarded terminally online crap :(
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:17:28 AM
No.212291953
>>212292006
>>212291925
I feel like no season has reached the level of shit being made for season 1
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:17:44 AM
No.212291962
>>212291937
No, that's Cryo posting Vance fan art
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:17:47 AM
No.212291963
>>212292054
>>212291925
the soul died with that open door at the end of season 1 and never returned
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:17:58 AM
No.212291969
>>212291923
get your ass to gregtank 2 zake
why is he looking like that
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:18:04 AM
No.212291974
>>212292033
>>212291874
based chadennials
sexless zoomer males will never understand
sometimes you just wanna chill
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:18:07 AM
No.212291976
>>212291881
i was the biggest ellie poster but ive stopped
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:18:14 AM
No.212291979
>>212292003
>>212291881
/bant/ /ftl/ will be lucky to have more than 30 active users at this point
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:18:28 AM
No.212291985
>>212291925
making josiepedo OC the baseline for "soul" is the problem in the first place
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:18:31 AM
No.212291986
>>212291951
thats what i wanted her to post normie becky shit interspersed with schizo memes.
But looks like shes not getting back to get life any time soon
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:18:32 AM
No.212291987
>>212291951
sorry man, if you thought she was ever anything other than a vessel for that bullshit than you fell for it and are in for some serious disappointment.
>>212291945
His no internal monologue ass would have lost in any other season. He lucked out that no one on Season 2 was likable, making him the least hated.
>>212291925
i think the sovl feels gone from this season because the first week was the rachel show and the first week usually sets the tone/feel of the season so I blame it on her
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:18:58 AM
No.212291994
>>212292010
>>212291951
assuming she doesnt delete her IG you will have her entire senior year where she is leaving her house every day and obsessing over appearance
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:19:01 AM
No.212291995
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:19:07 AM
No.212291997
>>212291925
there was but it was nearing the end. blink and you miss it type stuff
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:19:17 AM
No.212292000
>>212291791
kiwitroons already did a comparison per day but only for main seasons
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:19:26 AM
No.212292002
>>212291925
it was a different time
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:19:27 AM
No.212292003
>>212291979
It upsets you to no end that Daniel has the largest fanbase out of all the other fish past and current
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:19:32 AM
No.212292006
>>212292081
>>212291953
the fanart being constantly posted in here during season 1 has a lot to do with the sovl and nostalgia everybody feels for it, I think. we barely got ANY fanart after that
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:19:39 AM
No.212292010
>>212291994
hmm maybe worth lurking to see that
>>212291945
serious question, how do I relax like this? im stressed all the time and can never unwind
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:19:54 AM
No.212292016
>>212291991
jet would never say this
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:20:00 AM
No.212292020
man jet should've spared some pussy for mints...
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:20:02 AM
No.212292021
>>212292039
>>212291881
there will be nobody on /bant/ because fishtank is over and there will never be another season
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:20:03 AM
No.212292022
>>212292042
>>212291991
oops forgot to empty name field kek
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:20:27 AM
No.212292030
>>212292050
>>212291925
The image has sovl but is totally meaningless and evokes no emotion or thoughts
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:20:32 AM
No.212292033
>>212291974
kek you being able to intuit that is funny because it's true. I'm 33. I've gotten plenty, I've had relationships, I've gotten random pussy, and hey, it's great. But yeah I'm just fine right where I'm at
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:20:35 AM
No.212292035
>>212292080
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:20:47 AM
No.212292038
Just threw up
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:20:51 AM
No.212292039
>>212292021
ok, see on /bant/ anon
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:20:54 AM
No.212292041
fishtank is like a diddy ahh party in the backrooms!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:20:55 AM
No.212292042
>>212292066
>>212292022
I am screaming FAIL RP at the top of my lungs
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:21:07 AM
No.212292046
>>212292030
I like it, at some point fishtank started to feel heavy. It felt light and whimsical the first season. I never even contemplated hate and death
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:21:29 AM
No.212292054
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:21:33 AM
No.212292057
>>212291970
prostate cancer
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:21:40 AM
No.212292058
>>212290586
Klaus isn't a pedophile, Benleaks. He only wants to fuck your mother. KAW KAW
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:22:05 AM
No.212292065
>>212292012
No problem was ever fixed by excessive worrying
It probably doesn't matter anyways
Just don't think about it
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:22:06 AM
No.212292066
>>212292042
maybe you're the real fail rp'er and im doing a good job at larping as jet acting like hes not posting in this thread
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:22:06 AM
No.212292067
>>212292136
Had a dream I was being nice to Ellie so she would introduce me to her sister.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:22:19 AM
No.212292072
>>212292050
i dont like the gimmick of recruiting autists and mentally retarded or damaged people and just being assholes to them
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:22:26 AM
No.212292075
>>212292098
>>212291989
Apples to orange. He would have performed differently if he were on a different season and still won
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:22:28 AM
No.212292077
>>212292164
>>212292050
It felt like hate and death if you liked Letty in season 1. I agree with everything the canadian tayloranon says then and now.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:22:34 AM
No.212292080
>>212292035
he stole adderall and was very adamant about not wanting to do xanax so that doesn't apply.
the answer is booze
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:22:36 AM
No.212292081
Haven't been keeping up with the threads for the past 1-2 hours. Is there more Jet/Ellie news?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:23:07 AM
No.212292091
Angie and Ellie are both whores move on
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:23:35 AM
No.212292097
>>212292123
>>212292050
I'd say Sam manually introduced that concept, but it really did feel more like a reaction to the existence of the chudgang. They birthed hate and death
>>212292075
He has zero personality. Even Seth has a bigger personality than him.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:23:40 AM
No.212292100
>>212292135
They never had an end to end good season since Jet failed to keep this promise
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:23:52 AM
No.212292107
>>212292088
she got fucked. hard.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:24:09 AM
No.212292114
>>212292088
It's not looking good
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:24:26 AM
No.212292121
>>212292585
>>212291989
Fax
Claire was right
TJ is basically an empty vessel made of clay
waiting for Sam Hyde and his wiggers to mold him into something less suicidal and porn brained
He'll never succeed on his own
He has no ambition or drive
that's why Taylor dumped him
posting 3 sentence "reviews" of movies on letterboxed isn't a personality btw. neither is dancing like a sperg and making weird faces at people. I won't get into the r34 gooner account because uhh yea CRANGE
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:24:30 AM
No.212292123
>>212292097
Yeah hate and death was in response to failing to get anything interesting out of the contestants once Cole left. They needed blood from that stone
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:24:30 AM
No.212292124
>>212292259
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:24:32 AM
No.212292125
>>212291970
>Buy my grift goyim
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:24:36 AM
No.212292129
>>212292098
I don't even like TJ but that's insane, man
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:24:45 AM
No.212292132
Ellie update: Jet raped me
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:24:47 AM
No.212292134
go home gamer girl
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:24:51 AM
No.212292135
>>212292155
>>212292100
Who the fuck was (s)he
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:24:52 AM
No.212292136
>>212292067
the best looking girl i ever met was kinda like Ellie's sister. She was even better looking, just had an unreal body and face, i suspected she was either half or 1/4th asian too.
She ended up settling down with the most average white guy ever.
>>212291945
This lil nigga being happy makes people seethe
So why did they fire Vance?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:25:37 AM
No.212292151
>>212292088
oof you missed a lot, bro...
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:25:45 AM
No.212292155
>>212292135
contestant that dropped out last minute
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:25:52 AM
No.212292162
>>212290425
>she was wearing his pants..
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:25:53 AM
No.212292163
>>212292190
im still mad they spelled detective wrong
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:26:07 AM
No.212292164
>>212292077
I never particularly liked Letty I just disliked the gay "Team Evil" clique so strongly that I got invested out of spite
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:26:08 AM
No.212292165
>>212292175
whore
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:26:11 AM
No.212292167
>>212292147
he didn't allow grooming rape type stuff
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:26:21 AM
No.212292169
>>212290780
Ellie will be doing facial abuse style porn by 2028.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:26:24 AM
No.212292171
>>212292191
>>212292088
soiled herself during the act. Thats why courtesans used to starve themselves for 3 days before selling off their first time
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:26:25 AM
No.212292172
>>212292147
he played the elimination drums
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:26:38 AM
No.212292174
>>212292147
Realistically, he was probably just busy. Or he knew that it was a rugpull season and didn't want to just take two weeks off whatever else he was doing
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:26:42 AM
No.212292175
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:27:19 AM
No.212292181
>>212292192
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:27:24 AM
No.212292184
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:27:26 AM
No.212292186
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:27:38 AM
No.212292190
>>212292163
kek that's driven me insane. one of the best fanarts of the entire show and they made such a stupid mistake. I have zero idea how you can let something like that slide
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:27:43 AM
No.212292191
>>212292171
history repeats. it rhymes
>>212292181
>>212292144
> nigga
> nigga
stop
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:27:56 AM
No.212292198
>>212292050
I'm the opposite
S1 is a compilation of funny clips mashed together in my memory
S2 had a coherent story with controversy, struggle, victory, defeat, blood, tears, glory
S3 was Bvrt's funny clips compilation featuring Sam Hyde and Luke Valentine
S4 is the the realization I can't cum at 3am since I have whiskey dick
The scent of Ellie's 18 year old ovulation pheromones could be among the most intoxicating experiences in the world
how old is bliccy? she just had a bday and she's already so bogged i can't tell
>>212292144
he's depressed and masking the pain with alcohol
he has a broken heart that he tried to mend with Letty and it ended up in a horrible cuckening with him being 3rd wheeled multiple days in a row by chicken Andy and other cx people on kick.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:28:24 AM
No.212292208
>>212290940
coal burner yuck
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:28:39 AM
No.212292215
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:28:51 AM
No.212292220
>>212292200
Ellie's sister's crotch musk. Overwhelming.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:28:51 AM
No.212292221
>>212292246
Just saw Claire's card get declined at dairy queen
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:28:52 AM
No.212292222
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:29:03 AM
No.212292226
>>212292192
heβs the boss nigga idiot
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:29:07 AM
No.212292227
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:29:19 AM
No.212292231
>>212292204
Letty only invited him to korea to piss of Claire as revenge for calling her a slut in fishtank chat
Just checked the last thread and there's no Jet/Ellie news. I was LIED to. There's actually no solid evidence that Ellie and Jet are doing anything together. Direnc is there to chaperone. Jet knows better not to fuck with a high schooler. Ellie doesn't even want Jet. All three ingredients cooked together means no drama for /ftl/, except made up ass drama to fuel your fucking sick cuck masturbation fantasies. GET FUCKED.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:29:25 AM
No.212292233
>>212292204
TJ seems like a nice dude. that's a shame
Jet
7/3/2025, 8:29:35 AM
No.212292235
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:29:40 AM
No.212292237
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:30:01 AM
No.212292246
>>212292221
i'd buy claire a dilly bar
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:30:02 AM
No.212292247
>>212292232
>jet knows better
lol jets an amoeba
>>212292232
They are in NYC together, you can see Jets vape and leg in the picture
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:30:26 AM
No.212292255
bill ottman dairy queen cashier
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:30:26 AM
No.212292257
>>212292322
>>212292204
do you have a job
>>212292124
See? No personality. He just reacts when abused.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:30:42 AM
No.212292265
>>212292232
All the other Elliesimps are at the anger stage and this guys stuck in denial.
remember when abi wouldnβt say the n word in season 2? now she canβt stop saying it, very cringe imo.
>>212292254
So? I know that already. Doesn't mean Ellie and Jet are fucking.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:31:21 AM
No.212292279
>>212292259
you don't see
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:31:22 AM
No.212292280
>>212292304
>>212292254
and she is wearing Jets pants
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:31:24 AM
No.212292282
>>212292147
He put his mouth on the elimination cock lips or whatever raped faggot jimmy said
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:31:26 AM
No.212292285
I just upgraded to Ellie's sister simp.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:31:30 AM
No.212292287
>>212292232
c'mon man surely YOU know better at this point 4 seasons in..jet smashed smelly ellie
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:31:54 AM
No.212292292
>>212292270
Her shift to legitimate pickme behavior is just sad.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:32:08 AM
No.212292298
>>212292374
>>212292270
abi started crying over oliver being a wigger. people underrate how insane she is
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:32:13 AM
No.212292302
Jet knows how to close with the contestants
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:32:22 AM
No.212292304
>>212292280
They arent Jets pants lol, they were tight on Ellie his pants would be like a parachute to her
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:32:22 AM
No.212292305
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:32:23 AM
No.212292306
>>212292339
Is it true ice cream trucks are called dilly dongers in Britain
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:32:25 AM
No.212292307
>>212292232
>Jet knows better not to fuck with a high schooler
>>212292259
This is a misinterpretation that /pol/tards latched onto for like 5 minutes. Everyone has an internal monologue.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:32:27 AM
No.212292311
>>212292334
>>212292260
this is sounds like a more sophisticated Jin
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:32:35 AM
No.212292316
>>212292346
>>212292232
Wasn't Direnc disgusted at Jet telling Ellie not to go to college? She's definitely keeping an eye on Rapistovich
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:32:49 AM
No.212292322
>>212292355
>>212292257
I'm on KAWcation
visiting my mom in NC we're gonna see fireworks and stuff
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:32:52 AM
No.212292324
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:32:53 AM
No.212292325
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:33:18 AM
No.212292330
jet is don raper
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:33:18 AM
No.212292331
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:33:20 AM
No.212292333
>>212292310
>Everyone has an internal monologue
oh boy here we go
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:33:25 AM
No.212292334
>>212292311
jin is a coomer while cole is a sensitive young man
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:33:36 AM
No.212292339
>>212292306
well no, im Ausfailian and we call them ice cream trucks too
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:33:56 AM
No.212292346
>>212292371
>>212292316
yea i'm sure the cracked out stripper has her best interests at heart!
>>212292310
>Everyone has an internal monologue.
why have people told me that they don't
do you know something they don't
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:34:18 AM
No.212292349
>>212290436
tldr what did ellie do
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:34:27 AM
No.212292355
>>212292395
>>212292322
spend time with your mother instead of posting about a season 2 contestant
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:34:39 AM
No.212292358
>>212292232
>made up ass drama to fuel your fucking sick cuck masturbation fantasies.
That sums up /ftl/ whole existence.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:35:10 AM
No.212292363
>>212292445
>>212292348
If someone has said that he doesn't, then he's a fucking idiot who doesn't know what "internal monologue" means. It's human biology that EVERYONE has one.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:35:11 AM
No.212292364
>>212292379
they canβt keep getting away with it right?
>>212292348
because people describe it like it's literally another person talking in your head and some retards latch onto that, and then others say "well it's not quite like that" and then it became that
>>212292346
You know there's camaraderie even amongst strippers, on account of having to work in clubs with other strippers
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:35:30 AM
No.212292374
>>212292298
I don't remember anything about her from s2 besides getting attacked by jimmy
oh and that she fucked her fake name up "I'm abi- I mean Britney" and wanted to be 'famous'
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:35:32 AM
No.212292375
cuckshit is literally being posted by cucks. People just hate jet.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:35:36 AM
No.212292378
>>212292396
Jet should lean into this. Season 5 theme "70s porno set", it takes place in jet's apartment. only invite 18 year olds in high school to compete.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:35:40 AM
No.212292379
>>212292364
Shows over, they stopped getting away with it.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:35:40 AM
No.212292380
>>212292452
>>212292310
did you see danielβs drawing
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:35:42 AM
No.212292381
>>212292486
LOOK AT YOU JET! YOU GOT YOUR ENTIRE SHOW SHUT DOWN WITH NO HOPE TO SELL ANY OF THOSE PROPERTIES, HOW DOES IT FEEL FATTY? I'LL MAKE SURE TO GIVE THEM ALL A CALL AND TELL THEM WHAT A RAGING ANTI-SEMITE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE, AND HOW YOU'RE TRYING TO FUCK SOME EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD ASIAN BITCH BY SHOWING HER HOW MUCH USELESS SHIT YOU CAN BUY IN NEW YORK. IT'S FUCKING PATHETIC. EVERYONE TAKE A LOOK AT HOW THIS FAT FUCK GROOMER HAS RUINED HIS LIFE! HAAAAA!!!!!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:36:07 AM
No.212292387
>Ellie you should totally stick around and help with next season. We can drive around and check out new locations all summer. Then I can take you back in time for school haha
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:36:16 AM
No.212292389
>>212292422
>>212292370
but it is literally like another person talking in your head bro
Favorite bill ottman post?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:36:32 AM
No.212292395
>>212292456
>>212292355
she's sleeping dawgy it's 2am on the east coast
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:36:33 AM
No.212292396
>>212292378
jet in 20 years.
WHY HAVENT ANY OF THE MAIN FISH DONE INTERVIEWS YET?
Aryeh says hes waiting for monday to get his streaming equipment. whats everyones elses excuse?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:36:58 AM
No.212292401
>>212292466
>>212292260
Cole would be the type of guy to fuck a bitch with his music playing in the background
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:36:59 AM
No.212292403
>>212292232
Freddy confirmed in a livestream
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:37:07 AM
No.212292407
>>212292371
lot's of comradery when they are huddled over a crack pipe together
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:37:31 AM
No.212292416
>>212292398
why do you care
>>212292393
None, it was a shitty meme started by cl*udia, and I'm glad all of my reports successfully got anons banned.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:37:40 AM
No.212292422
>>212292389
Then if anything, the people that think that are the retards. It's more like having instant synapses that you understand intuitively. It's not like I talk to myself in my own head, I just...understand things. That's called thinking. Having the extra step sounds retarded, or perhaps psychotic
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:37:52 AM
No.212292428
>>212292456
>>212292393
Fuck I miss Ottmanposting
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:38:00 AM
No.212292430
>>212292393
coffee shop one
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:38:14 AM
No.212292432
>>212292398
shut up mizzy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:38:21 AM
No.212292435
>>212292471
>>212292417
Was it really just one girl all along?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:38:24 AM
No.212292439
>>212292398
interviews with who? Mizzy? why would you want to see that
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:38:32 AM
No.212292441
>>212292413
That's only for special occasions
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:38:41 AM
No.212292445
>>212292363
>It's human biology that EVERYONE has one.
You are retarded. How would feral humans with no language have it? You use training to think, if you only use language it suggests you have no actual skills, just conditioning from media talking heads.
>>212292413
Direnc is /slutgang/ so it's another Jet W I'm afraid
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:38:51 AM
No.212292448
Would Direnc be opposed to Ellie sucking Jets dick? No. Would Direnc be opposed to Ellie sucking Jets dick for free? Yes. Will Jet pay? I don't know, I feel like no.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:38:56 AM
No.212292452
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:38:56 AM
No.212292453
>>212292590
>>212292398
Daniel did an X interview. Angie has done an interview. Diirenc/Ellie are busy exploring America. Freddy did an interview. Aryeh hasn't done one yet. Jin already did an interview. Who do you want?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:39:02 AM
No.212292456
>>212292482
>>212292428
love and life
>>212292395
hate and death
>>212292371
is there? this dude says they fight all the time
https://youtu.be/fIfhe4k8xtc
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:39:18 AM
No.212292463
>>212292559
>>212292393
Can you post this as a pdf?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:39:26 AM
No.212292466
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:39:40 AM
No.212292471
>>212292435
Cl*udia and a few hangerons who thought it was new /ftl/ culture but actually were just convinced to do it by xer.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:39:43 AM
No.212292472
>>212292512
>>212292446
jet just can't stop winning...
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:39:49 AM
No.212292477
>>212292393
saying hot when eating something hot
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:39:55 AM
No.212292479
>>212292559
>>212292393
Are everyones in there or just yours?
theres no good in fishtank it should disappear forever
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:40:04 AM
No.212292482
>>212292496
>>212292456
I fuck everything up
Angiecucks very cocky after tn as if they aren't simping for a girl with a not so secret bf and who's basically doing OF content on patreon
Just stick to posting her boy body without the copes
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:40:19 AM
No.212292486
>>212292381
daniel should do this
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:40:23 AM
No.212292488
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:40:24 AM
No.212292489
>>212292461
they do
try to get between a coke whore and her money
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:40:43 AM
No.212292493
>>212292446
Direnx rabid whore gang
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:40:46 AM
No.212292494
>>212292526
>>212292483
who are you talking to
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:40:47 AM
No.212292496
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:40:55 AM
No.212292499
>>212292393
the one claudia posted about the disney cruise
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:41:02 AM
No.212292504
>>212292481
what about that one good thing
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:41:05 AM
No.212292505
bill ottman rewatching better call saul for a 3rd time
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:41:06 AM
No.212292506
>>212292481
I've watched most of it and you are probably right
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:41:28 AM
No.212292512
>>212292472
Every time jet has sex with a woman is an act of injustice actually
What do you think is going through his mind right now?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:41:33 AM
No.212292517
>>212292483
angie simps and ellie simps arenβt rivals, why are you trying to start a beef?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:41:43 AM
No.212292521
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:41:45 AM
No.212292523
>>212292446
I made this in photoshop and I'm a cool normal guy in real life
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:41:55 AM
No.212292526
>>212292494
that's jet
he's in a mood because Ellie won't suck his dick until drench finally leaves
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:41:58 AM
No.212292530
>>212292483
let them hang themselves
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:42:04 AM
No.212292533
>Drench having to give lapdances to fishtank freaks
What an undignified fate
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:42:04 AM
No.212292534
>>212292481
Thatβs the consensus
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:42:11 AM
No.212292537
bill ottman sad itβs raining just before witnessing the most beautiful rainbow
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:42:14 AM
No.212292541
really funny and sad that daniel is going to save 8k for months thinking he can actually buy back in
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:42:31 AM
No.212292546
>>212292569
>angie doing softcore OF
>direnc is a literal whore
>ellie fucking jet
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TRUMP IS OFTEN DEPICTED AS A LION, OR FIGHTING LIKE A LION, OR JUST DEPICTED USING LION IMAGERY
ORANGE CAT = ORANGE LION (TRUMP)
"RED TIE," LIKE ON SPONGEBOB AND IN THE FAQGOT FISHTANK T SHIRT = ANOTHER QANON REFERENCE, REFERING TO TRUMP
MCFISHTANK SHIRT = TRUMP LIKES MCDONALDS, SPONGEBOB WORKS AT KRABBY PATTY
BALD, NO MANE = WILL HE GET ONE? A WIG? TRUMP WAS ALSO THOUGHT TO BE WEARING A WIG
RACHEL = "SHEEP" IN HEBREW
HER SON, LAMB OF GOD = JESUS CHRIST (SAM/JACE/JC)
"THE RATIONAL SKEPTIC"
SAYING: "A LION DOESN'T CONCERN HIMSELF WITH THE OPINIONS OF THE SHEEP"
LION OF ZION
LION OF JUDAH (ARYEH IS JUDAS IN PLOT, SEE MY OTHER POSTS)
INDIANS
FREDDY'S USERNAME = DANGCOWBOI
HOLY COW
SAM'S "DEAR VIVEK" VIDEO
WOW
I THINK THEY'LL ALSO TRY TO PARODY VIVEK RAMASWAMY, BEING THE "INDIAN TRUMP" AS HE'S ALSO REFERRED TO
ARYEH WILL BE THE Q-ANON FOR THE INDIANS, AND INDIANS WILL BE HIS FOLLOWERS, AND THERE WILL BE AN INDIAN TRUMP THAT EITHER EITHERS THE TANK, OR VIDEOS IN, OR SOMETHING
I'M GOING TO CALL IT RIGHT NOW
THEY'RE GOING TO PAY A BUNCH OF INDIANS TO FLOOD THE HASHTAGS SHILLING ARYEH AS THE LION OR SOME SHIT
76 = GF = GREAT FLOOD
THE FLOOD WILL BE OF THE HASHTAGS WITH ARYEH Q-ANON/POO-ANON SPAM
A FEW DAYS AGO, I WAS LARPING AS AN INDIAN, BECAUSE THE HASHTAGS ALWAYS GET FLOODED WITH INDIAN CRAP, AND WAS MAKING FUN OF IT IN A HUMOROUS WAY
WOW, DIDN'T REALIZE HOW TAPPED IN I AM
Q-ANON VS POO-ANON
LEADER OF Q-ANON = FUENTES
LEADER OF POO-ANON = ARYEH
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:42:39 AM
No.212292550
>>212292393
kek good times
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:42:47 AM
No.212292553
>>212292516
hE dOeSnT hAvE aN iNtErNaL mOnOlOgUe
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:42:50 AM
No.212292555
>>212292632
>>212292417
>banned
Me and Klaus just unplugged and plugged back in our modems KAW
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:43:08 AM
No.212292559
>>212292667
>>212292463
best i can do is a paste
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/x110uyxg.txt
>>212292479
i have never bill ottman posted. also it's most of them
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:43:11 AM
No.212292562
bill ottman living every day like it could be his last
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:43:29 AM
No.212292569
>>212292575
>>212292546
That whore got fully naked the first week in for the cameras
>>212292547
cont.
THEY COULD ALSO JUST BE FORESHADOWING A BIT TO AN ACTUAL LEGIT INDIAN DRESSED AS TRUMP TO ENTER THE TANK, THEN THAT WOULD MEAN ARYEH, THE RATIONAL SKEPTIC, WOULD BE THE INDIAN Q-ANON EQUIVILANT TO Q-ANON
IF YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH FUENTES AND WHAT SAM'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT LATELT OUTSIDE OF FISHTANK, THIS IS SOMEWHAT POETIC IN THE SENSE THAT THE INHERITORS OF TRUMP'S MOVEMENT ARE BRANCHING OUT INTO THE "TECH RIGHT," ANALOGOUS FOR INDIANS WORKING IN TECH OR WHATEVER, AND THE "CHRISTIAN RIGHT," SPEARHEADED BY FUENTES
VERY INTERESTING STUFF GOING ON HERE, IS WHAT I'LL END THIS POST WITH
ALL OF YOU NEED TO JUST PAY FUCKING ATTENTION, OKAY? STOP ARGUING OVER WHO WOULD FUCK WHO, OR GOING ON ABOUT HOW YOU'D DO EXPLICTIT THINKS TO A FEMALE CONTESTANT. THESE GUYS ARE ARTISTS, AND THERE'S MEANING BEHIND THE FACADE OF AN ONLINE REALITY SHOW
SOMETHING ALSO INTERESTING IS THE DARK KNIGHT RISES SYMBOLISM; SAM BEING A BAT, ARYEH BEING BANE, BEN BEING RAZ AL GHUL
BEN WILL CONVINCE ARYEH TO BECOME THE INDIAN TRUMP'S POO-ANON TO COMPETE WITH SAM, WHO, IN THIS CONTEXT IS PROBABLY Q-ANON, MEANING FUENTES IS THE NON-INDIAN TRUMP IN THIS SCENARIO
IN CONTEXT OF BATMAN, BRUCE, THOUGH TAUGHT BY RAZ AL GHUL, ULTIMATELY CHOSE TO SIDE FOR WHAT WAS BEST FOR GOTHAM
BATMAN ALSO SUPPORTED HARVEY DENT FOR CITY MAYOR, MEANING FUENTES LIKELY ISN'T Q, BUT INSTEAD A CANDIDATE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAINST THE INDIAN TRUMP
BANE ON THE OTHER HAND IS LOYAL TO RAZ, AND THE LEAGUE OF SHADOWS
IN THE CONTEXT OF THE SHOW, ARYEH WILL BE LOYAL TO THE INDIAN TRUMP, AND "BATTLE" BATMAN, OR SAM, Q
STILL POSSIBLE FUENTES IS Q, BUT GIVEN WHAT I TALKED ABOUT ABOVE, IT'S LESS LIKELY THAN WHAT I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT
FISH WILL WATCH DEBATES BETWEEN FUENTES AND INDIAN TRUMP, AND THE FISH WILL CHOOSE WHO TO SIDE WITH
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:43:48 AM
No.212292573
>>212292516
these glasses are squeezing my head
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:43:49 AM
No.212292575
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:43:55 AM
No.212292579
>>212292461
>this vid
when i was younger, i was given the enviable job of chaperoning literal hot teen girls. Wanted to blow my brains out. Guys are not supposed to hang out with women.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:43:59 AM
No.212292583
>>212292516
I'm a doctor and I've seen these symptoms before
this man is suffering from fecal ingestion
he has consumed too much poop
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:44:09 AM
No.212292585
>>212292632
>>212292121
she knew what he is and always will be and his self inserters lashed out because they took it personally
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:44:11 AM
No.212292587
>>212292393
this is missing a lot of my favorites
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:44:14 AM
No.212292589
>>212292516
he's thinking about poop
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:44:14 AM
No.212292590
>>212292453
>angie
>jin
i said MAIN fish
why did bill ottman look like he took the show ending the hardest
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:44:52 AM
No.212292604
>>212292627
>>212292547
>>212292571
cont.
BASICALLY, JIST OF THE SHOW IS TO PARODY CONTEMPORARY RIGHT WING XITTER DISCOURSE. TECH RIGHT VS CHRISTIAN RIGHT
CATS EAT FISH TOO, IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW
THEY CAN'T MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS AT THIS POINT
ARYEH (CAT) WAS SENT IN TO "EAT" THE FISH
SPONGEBOB
SPONGE = ABSORBANT AND POROUS
LIQUID BRAIN = BRAIN FULL OF LIQUID
WHAT HAPPENS TO FISH WITHOUT WATER?
ICHTHYS = EARLY CHRISTIAN SYMBOL DEPICTING FISH, ALSO CALLED "JESUS FISH"
JUDAS ISCARIOT = ONE OF THE ORIGINAL 12 APOSTLES OF JESUS, BRETRAYED HIM FOR 30 PIECES OF SILVER
SHOW BEGAN ON THE 13TH
12:1 = 12 APOSTLES, 1 CHRIST
SHOW ENDED ON THE 30TH
30 PIECES OF SILVER
17 DAYS BETWEEN 13TH AND 30TH
17 = Q
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:44:53 AM
No.212292605
>>212292637
>>212292547
>>212292571
can't imagine why you were shadowbanned
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:44:54 AM
No.212292606
HALEY GANG
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:44:56 AM
No.212292607
>>212292461
I don't imagine they fight over guys like Jet
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:44:58 AM
No.212292608
@Claire Kathy Rain lets go
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:45:14 AM
No.212292610
bill ottman getting a surprisingly accurate tarot card reading from a old gypsy lady
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:45:21 AM
No.212292613
>>212292601
Gonna miss hanging with his buds.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:45:40 AM
No.212292623
>>212292601
because he didn't know what was going on
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:45:50 AM
No.212292627
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:46:02 AM
No.212292631
>>212292601
he wrote weeks 3-6
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:46:05 AM
No.212292632
>>212292555
>>212292585
..β¦...KAW.........
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:46:15 AM
No.212292636
bill ottman pushing the air bubbles out of his screen protector with the edge of his nail
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:46:18 AM
No.212292637
>>212292605
IT'S BECAUSE I'M Q LARPING
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:46:30 AM
No.212292647
>>212292601
What if Bill Ottman just wants to feel young again? What if he just wants to enjoy some time on the show with his friends, just like you?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:46:43 AM
No.212292651
>>212292681
>>212292370
lmao a non monologuer outs themself
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:46:53 AM
No.212292654
bill ottman trying to just nod and not overreact when his 28 year old friend's girlfriend explains she's a junior in high school
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:47:00 AM
No.212292657
boutta dose off bros
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:47:07 AM
No.212292658
SOMEONE BAKE A NEW BILL OTTMAN
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:47:08 AM
No.212292659
>somebody mentions bill ottman and bill ottman posts restart
threads are over. it was fun yall
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:47:10 AM
No.212292660
>>212292601
He's a lawyer
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:47:25 AM
No.212292667
>>212292559
Perfect thanks
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:47:27 AM
No.212292669
>>212292683
>>212292601
he also showed up an in proportionate amount of times this season. why did he randomly appear when the mutant attacked them in the bunker
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:47:32 AM
No.212292672
Reminder to report all Bill Ottman-posting because it is a bannable offense, and it ruins the /ftl/ community.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:47:39 AM
No.212292673
bill ottman asking you to sign the cast around his broken arm
Don't worry guys I'm going to take a bus into new york tomorrow morning and find ellie and save her from jet.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:48:09 AM
No.212292681
>>212292651
A retarded psycho talks to himself all day
nigger thinks "Hrm I'm gonna go get myself a glass of water!" instead of just thinking and understanding it instantly
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:48:12 AM
No.212292683
>>212292669
he has nothing better to do
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:48:13 AM
No.212292685
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:48:38 AM
No.212292694
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:48:41 AM
No.212292696
bill ottman crying himself to sleep every night without fishtank to watch and keep him company
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:48:42 AM
No.212292698
bill ottman making a new thread
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:48:42 AM
No.212292699
>>212292675
Stream the hunt
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:49:14 AM
No.212292704
>>212292675
please do, a pic would do numbers
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:49:28 AM
No.212292710
>>212292745
i was day dreaming about a big guy finding jet and beating him up and freeing Ellie
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:50:12 AM
No.212292718
Bill Ottman really hates when people Bill Ottman post
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:50:24 AM
No.212292722
>>212292741
The German is unaware that this posting started in preseason bant and it was at least 40 ips from several countries participating
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:50:25 AM
No.212292723
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:50:45 AM
No.212292729
>>212292675
Just run up and film Jet and splice in some confessional footage of Ellie telling him she's still in high school
is this really what /bant/ is like
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:51:29 AM
No.212292741
>>212292722
It's funnier to just blame Claire for everything tbqh
Kaw
7/3/2025, 8:51:33 AM
No.212292744
>>212292772
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:51:34 AM
No.212292745
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:52:09 AM
No.212292757
>>212292730
worse, from what I've seen
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:52:27 AM
No.212292764
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:52:50 AM
No.212292772
>>212292801
>>212292744
nobody understands what you're doing, nobody finds it funny and nobody cares
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:54:11 AM
No.212292801