M'ASK you sumthn' Odysseus

>>212290835 (OP)
Is this the Andrew Tate biopic?

>>212290835 (OP)
>top right
DEY HEA

Not watching that

>be tom holland
>cry

>>212290835 (OP)
Did Homer burn local?

>>212290893
>I can accept giant cyclops’s, sorcerers, and pagan Gods but I will NEVER accept africans in my heckin zogslop movierinos

>>212290998
>homer
imagine naming your epic fantasy character after some yellow cartoon figure. lol.

>>212291090
>I can accept giant cyclops’s, sorcerers, and pagan Gods but I will NEVER accept africans in my heckin zogslop movierinos

>>212290835 (OP)
Yo is that fouseytube?

>>212291090

I saw Jon at the hardware store the other week. He was sipping a craft beer pushing a cart full of tools when some flyover dickhead came in saying he was in a camping trip with his huge RV and demanding firewood. He didn't notice, but as soon as he said the "firewood", Jon, form the other side of the store, turned to him like a sleeper agent activated by his keyphrase.
The clerk was showing the republican asshat the firewood as Jon walked behind them. The MAGAbrain didn't even notice him standing right behind. Everyone else in the store was frozen solid while the guy went "I don't want this shitty California firewood, give me the imported stuff, it's cheaper and it'll burn just fine".

The clerk, visibly aghast, could not utter a word. It was like a classroom noticing the teacher standing right behind a mischievous student, the store stood still. As the Trump supporter realized something was wrong, he turned around into Jon's burning line of sight. They locked eyes for five solid seconds before the climate denier started spouting random apologies, not even knowing what he did wrong. Having Jon Bernthal right in front of you with that look on his face? Not much else to do.

Jon, with one hand, simply took the bundle of wood from the fool. He scratched his head with the other, wondering: "Let me ask you somethin. You think, you think you can just walk in here like that, buy that cheap non-sustainably sourced wood form out of state, and light it up here? That's what you think?"
The guy tried to apologize again, but Jon cut him off. "You ain't burnin shit in this local. You heard me?". The red state pussy immediately nodded like a dog at attention, realizing he was in the "find out" phase of FAFO. He bolted from the store to the refuge of his RV. I assume he high-tailed it back to whatever white trash state he came from.

>>212290835 (OP)
KEK

>>212291090
Yes! Because the mystical EUROPEAN creatures are in the original!

>>212291373
Shit, wish more guys were like Jon. Someone needs to stand up to these MAGA asshats, but I can't blame people for not doing it. It's scary, right? The confrontation, half these guys are carrying pistols just itching for the chance to use them but Jon? When Jon is putting one of these fucks in their place it's like he's seen the outcome before it's already even happened. My man doesn't even flinch. Maybe that's just how it is when you had such a tough upbringing. He grew up on the streets, you know? He was kind of a Robin Hood figure in his local community.

>>212290835 (OP)
How much time Spiderman going to be in the film?

>>212291090
>cyclops’s
Dumb ESL

>>212290835 (OP)
WTF why is Bernthal's forehead sloped like that?

>>212291090
DEAL
WITH
IT

>>212290835 (OP)
EY ODDIE

It's ridiculous how people think Ancient Hellenes were brown.

They looked like Danes and Belarusians.

>>212291090
Helen was born in Sparta to Spartan Mom and either Zeus or Spartan papa.


That having said, imagine ppl make movie set in Africa about African mythology and have white ppl are royalty?

>>212290835 (OP)
Tom Holland looks nothing like a Greek. His face is Anglo through and through. What was the casting director thnking?

Nothing was worse than when they portrayed Persians as Africans in 300 and this was 20 years ago before all the woke DEI shit.

>>212290835 (OP)
the credits scene should be a montage of all their faces as marble busts

>>212296158
Tom Holland looks nothing like royalty*
He looks like an Anglo peasant. There are plenty of Anglo actors with regal features (all English roses like Felicity Jones and Imogen Poots look regal), but some male actors do, too.

>>212290998
don't think they had any local niggers at that time so probably not

>>212293696
method acting

>>212296158
Ancient Greeks are Aryan

>>212296194
Wait till this chud watches older movies like Alien, Aliens, Terminator 2, Robocop, Predator, or Star Trek
And don’t forget the Spartacus TV series.

>>212295839
this was debunked

>>212290835 (OP)
I member when The Odyssey starring Tom Holland and Zendaya was a meme

>>212290835 (OP)

>>212296276
>you don't like blacks in your European mythological fantasy?
>well I didn't see you complaining when there were blacks in those futuristic scifi franchises you liked!
If anything you're proving that our opposition to this stuff isn't racist and is based on believability and immersion. I mean I am racist, but the other things are important too.

>>212296276
>future with blacks exists and was not wrritten by woketard
>alt-present where black exists and was not written by woketards
I see no refutation. Are you just trying to prove anon above correct?
There are no black greeks or romans
It's amazing how stupid, irrational and racist woketards are. No wonder they lost their culture war and even their side voted against them

>>212296276
What about those, blackwasher?
Make us laugh a bit with your ideological stance about those shows, blackwasher

>>212293055
>mystical EUROPEAN creatures
kys

>>212295848
After roughly 400 years of African slavery by what you call the "white ppl" it could never work the other way around. But I am sure you already knew that

>>212293696
years of head rubbin'

>>212296194
Persians are supposed to look monstrous since it's the retelling by a Spartan

>>212290835 (OP)
This looks awful

>Menelaus looks at the trojan horse and sprints at it yelling WHAT IS THAT WHAT IS THAT

>>212291373
>>212293449
time for your meds Jon

>>212290835 (OP)
Do you want me up that little bussy again? You want to burn local again, dontcha kid?

>>212290835 (OP)
somehow shaneposting has returned

>>212290835 (OP)
sequel for scorpion king looks good

>>212291090
This but unironically.

>>212291090
Yeah I can't accept ideologically motivate bad worlbuilding.
You want black? Set it in africa or fantasy africa.

>>212290835 (OP)
SHAN'T
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Does anyone have the trailer?

>>212301997
That guy is pretty cool (yeah, a little gay, but he's an actor) and should have gotten more stuff.

>>212290835 (OP)
Not a chance in hell it will be better than the mini series with Armand Assante

>>212298987
I assumed they were probably slaves from Africa, lot of middle eastern countries had slave.

>>212291137
>>212291090
>>I do accept giant cyclops’s, sorcerers, and pagan Gods but I will NEVER accept africans in my heckin zogslop movierinos

>>212298787
He's right, you tranny. Go ACK yourself.

>>212303643
mah EUROPEAN half-animal, half-man fertility spirits
pathetic

>>212303643
euro fags still in denial that theyre albino sand niggers and nigger mutts

>>212290835 (OP)
This movie is the one that's going to reveal to everyone Nolan is a hack. He's been riding on The Dark Knight ever since it came out.

>>212304472
>t.

>>212290835 (OP)
i cant take this actor seriously

>>212290893
Where does the whole DEY HEA thing originate from anyway

>>212291090
Yes

>>212302518
How come we dont have any good stories about Carthage?

>>212304725
The Last Jedi. Some random background officer on the ship yells "DEY HEA" when the bad guys fleet show up.

>>212304816
That explains it, I never bothered to watch it after the initial leaks appeared on the internet, thanks.

>>212304816
>>212304860
its the first result when you search DEY HEA on youtube

>>212304472
fuck I am glad I have that. Different traits make the individual stronger and adaptability is key
>t. Italian

>>212304617
It's always amusing when burgers say shit like this

>>212291090
I'll help you out. The word is cyclopes. And yes, they are more acceptable in the setting because they are clearly presented as mythical, whereas negroes are being presented as normal for that time and place.

>>212305103
takes one to know one stop denying your mutt genetics

>>212305330
>takes one to know one
So you're admitting you're a mutt?

>>212290835 (OP)
Wop doing ebonics as pseud-Classics. BongTwink as bait for marketing the Classics.

>They fly now

>>212305648
everyone is retard

KEK

Bernthal plays the same role everytime

>>212306209
So why the fuck did you bother pointing it out in the first place?

>>212290945
You're soý if you were ever going to watch this Nolan slop.

>>212290835 (OP)
There's no way Nolan is going to have female soldiers on Odysseus' crew, right?

>>212299048
The trailer is unintentionally hilarious. Jon Bernlocal acting out the Odysseus speech but doing his Punisher/Shane schtick is fucking comical

>>212302780
that's a tall order
not a chance in hell it will be good

>>212290835 (OP)
>Burning local with Greek fire.

>>212290835 (OP)
THATS TWO SHOTS TO THE HEEL, WHYS HE STILL COMING?

>>212290835 (OP)
That’s Telemachus he’s talking to