Thread 212292975

Wow, 20 more movies...I'm sure they have some new ideas, r-right??

>>212292975 (OP)
I feel sorry for them at this point

Don't worry, there are another five movies already scheduled to come out regardless of if this one makes its budget back

>>212293129
Why? Rebirth will make $1 billion

>>212292975 (OP)
i generally don't subscribe to the conspiracy that hollywood movies are a way for investment banks to finance slop movies to get big tax write-offs. but for this franchise...it's the only explanation.

>>212292975 (OP)
So, if this flops then it's over?

>>212292975 (OP)
They make these movies to sell the toys. Jurassic toys are top sellers every year.

>>212293243
Nope

>>212292975 (OP)
Awful

>>212293202
It will flop

Jurassic Aqua 8

>>212292975 (OP)
Kino

>>212294217
Jurassic Galaxy

>>212294217
>Jurrasic Republic 3: The Debate for Federalism
...It's three hours of dinos arguing about parliamentary procedure.

>>212297264
>*Bangs gavel*
>The chair recognizes the distinguished Tyranosaur from Isla Sorna.
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW... I ate my constituents!

>We've got AI slop for decades!
>All we need is an audience willing to suck it down through a beer funnel.

>>212292975 (OP)
Goyslop

>>212293272
Yeah bro. I bet kids are clamoring to get ahold of this bad boy.

>>212297769
Was it just a random mutation, or did they mix different DNA?

>>212297901
I don't know and I refuse to find out. Whoever made this design as a dino should be shot. Absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>212292975 (OP)
Long as they have a different cast because the current one is vile.

>>212297769
retardosaurus

>>212297942
I'm thinkin' the Ingen science dudes didn't clean the milkshake machine before they made that poor bastard.

>>212297960
You don't like Scarjo? She got perfect amount of thicc

Are 9 of them live action versions of Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous and Jurassic World: Chaos Theory?

>>212292975 (OP)
One of them will be a remake of Jurassic Park

>>212293202
It won't. Each of these movies drop by like 300m. Dominion barely made a billion because it was in theaters for 3 months with no competition and was rereleased, and still it -barely- made a billion. This movie is somehow getting lower audience reception than Dominion and has more competition. Even Dominion got an A-. Seems like this is basically The Last Knight of Jurassic movies. imo Universal will probably shutter the franchise for a bit.

>>212297769
Sold out everywhere

>>212298367
Budget was 160 million, this will still be a hit and a new movie will come

>>212298688
it'll probably still make a profit. A hit? Doubt it. Both critics and audiences seem to hate it.

>>212298718
900 million easy

>>212298736
no shot. That would have it having less of a drop than all of the others by 3-fold. Probably like 600m, which is still fairly profitable.

>>212292975 (OP)
>Jurassic Park: Spino Returns
>Jurassic Park: Spino on Broadway
>Jurassic Park: Spino: the Musical

>>212298758
Impossible

It will hit 900 million

>>212298830
very probable. like I said the last one barely hit a billion with much better reception and being in theaters for 3 months with zero competition. this one is going to fall of a cliff next week.

>>212298852
Universal will keep this film 3 months too. They greenlit this and httyd to make a quick cash.

I personally want a Jurassic spin off that's more like a Jaws film with aquatic dinosaurs

>>212298886
>keep this film 3 months too
they can't, it will lose screens to Superman and F4, and it's currently competing with F1. It didn't even get IMAX screens in the U.S because F1 took them all. The other one had nothing to compete with.

>>212298852
Superman will flop

>>212298947
it's more than just Superman, it currently doesn't even have IMAX screens due to F1. by "fall of a cliff next week" I mean because the opening weekend numbers will have already washed away.

>>212298805
>Jurassic Petting Zoo
Sandlot but in a dino petting zoo locked in a fierce struggle against really awnry and compsognathus that acts comically evil in a snimal/cat kind of way.
Like, theres a dramatic containment breach but its not a big deal because all it really does is steal people's fries, but in the children's narrative it is as big of a deal as JP1.

>>212299005
Ok sirs

>>212292975 (OP)
Awful news

David Koepp should be ashamed of that crap with the Snickers wrapper. So lazy and contrived.

>>212299971
His idea came when he ate a snickers

Surprised they didn't do snickers tie in products

JurASSic World - This Summer Dey Fuck

>> Jurassic Park 9 : Dinosaurs in Space
>> Breeding dinosaurs in a large space station/orbiting amusement park/hotel
>> Shit goes wrong dinosaurs get loose and the station's gravity generation fails and most electrical systems go out
>> Have to avoid carnivorous dinosaurs in zero G with minimal visibly/lighting
>> Survivors being chased everywhere even on the outside of the space station by dinosaurs equipped with space suits for testing dinosaur behavior in zero G environments and vacuums
>> Space station eventually crashes to Earth due to all of the chaos and power/gravity/propulsion systems failing
>> Turns out this was happening 100 million years before current day and the human looking researchers were actually aliens
>> Dinosaurs eat the remaining survivors then take over the prehistoric Earth
>> Flash forward to modern day Dr. Grant is working at a local dig sight
>> The movie closes with him drinking Whiskey and yelling at his interns to be careful not to damage anything

It could actually be pretty Kino if the producers decide to stop taking the premise to seriously.

>>212292975 (OP)
20 story ideas shat out by Chat-GPT can't be worse than what we have right now.

>>212300400
Isn't this the movie 65 starring Adam Driver?

You'll never bring this franchise back to glory with jeet CGI.

>>212300437
Nope in 65 Adam driver is transporting people in cryo sleep and his ship crashes on prehistoric Earth and he has to try and save the survivors and escape the planet. Only similarity is dinosaurs and that's it.

>>212300536
But Drivee was an alien

>>212292975 (OP)
Audiences haven't wanted more since 1996.

4chan knows nothing about the real world. My theater was absolutely packed for this. It's going to make a billion easy.

>>212300668
Yeah but nothing really happens in space beyond his ship being damaged by debris it all takes place on prehistoric Earth after the crash. (i.e no dinosaurs in space)

>>212292975 (OP)
Based

>>212300769
You went to watch it.... alone?

>>212297769
One movie away from this but with a friggin laser on its head.
Screencap this.

>>212293272
Yeah, the JP1 rex. You can walk into Wal-Mart right now and still find the same Indominus Rex that has been shelf warming for literally a decade now. The boxes are faded and moldy.

>>212300980
Bullshit, Mattel sells new indominus every year

>>212300769
yeah and my theater was packed for Thunderbolts opening too. your anecdotal evidence means nothing anon.

>>212298758
Too low. My drive in was sold out last night for it. That only happens for things around the billion mark.

>>212297769
Why would young boys not want this?

>>212292975 (OP)
20 story ideas? whoa they must have a lot of great writers or one super-genius!

>>212301011
anon's drive in theater experience is not a reliable metric. The last one barely made a billion when it had zero competition, had IMAX screens and also was nostalgia baiting people with the original cast, and somehow had better audience reception despite how bad it was. there is no way this one gets to a billion or near it.

>>212301061
As an adult dinosaur lover, that looks dumb.

As an 10 year old boy, I would have loved that.

>>212292975 (OP)
>Inherit thriller scifi series with light horror elements
>mold it into the most mindless goyslop action-adventure series
>each movie involves a family/child as a main plot point
Can we get a book accurate JP or JPLW? Maybe make an actual thriller/horror movie with the terrifying “real” dinosaurs and not more made up shit some 12 year old sketched in his textbook?

>>212301135
What's the matter anon, the giant CGI blockbusters about dinosaurs aren't deep and mature enough for you? You fucking loser, go read a book.

>>212301098
The last one followed up on the horrondous JW2, and people had Chris Pratt fatigue, and theaters were still slightly Covid depressed. And it still made a billion.

>>212292975 (OP)
wow, they've been saving those original ideas this whole time! I can't wait to see them!

>>212301148
>deep and mature enough for you
Who said anything about deep and mature you turbofaggot?
>go read a book
I did, that why I know the JW franchise isn’t living up to its potential.

>>212301156
>horrendous JW2
Both Jurrasic World 2 and 3 have had better audience reception than Rebirth. Covid depression helped them if anything since it means they had zero competition with other blockbusters.
>still made a billy
it barely scraped to it and only did so by being in theaters for 3 months with no competition and being rereleased. Also general audiences don't have "Chris Pratt fatigue" people on 4chan and reddit complaining about him are not the general audience.

>>212301251
>No competition
Did you consider there was a reason for that? Theaters were still slow due to Covid, and 2022 was the peak of Bidenflation, where people were cutting back on entertainment to make rent and groceries.

>>212301669
5th. JP3 is the best film in the franchise.

>>212297769
>>212301061
>downy the dinosaur

>>212301723
>Theaters were still slow due to Covid, and 2022 was the peak of Bidenflation,
which ended up helping Jurassic World because it got to stay in theaters as the only option for people who wanted to see a blockbuster for months. Helped Top Gun: Maverick too. it cleared all competition from any smaller movies and made it so that only movies that could survive would stay, and made them thrive twice as much as they would in a normal market. Covid-19 didn't kill cinemas, it polarized them into bombs or insane hits.

>>212301738
TRVTHNVKE

>>212292975 (OP)
ok, hear me out
big budget dino riders

>>212302213
Based take

>>212302213
Mattel was actually developing a film before JW released in theaters

>>212301738
would have been the best if grant hadnt been cucked, the kid on the island had been dead and the parents/crew would have gotten eaten in the first five minutes only for grant and his protege fighting for survival

>>212302353
why do the pictures on the left have mass effect characters

>>212302430
lol

I am very much sick of hybrids.
I get that they are all technically a hybrid, but it's only a matter of time before they start making human dino hybrids. They have been trying to do it since JP3 IIRC.

>>212301738
bait

>>212292975 (OP)
Jurassic Park has always been shit.

>>212303255
bait

>>212303291
Nah, watched the 1st one some time ago, mid af.
The only people who liked that shit were annoying dinosaur autists and boomers who basedfaced at the special effects because they were impresive at the time.

>>212293202
You're right because india and china don't have the standards for entertainment we do but they have money

>>212297769
That is exactly the kind of shit kids like

>>212298758
>by 3-fold
Show us your math

>>212303482
>they were impresive at the time
they are still impressive and hold up to this day (not all scenes but the key ones) which is amazing for a 30y old movie.

>>212298886
You're getting it in the form of Primitive War
https://youtu.be/NfMKBKKzIXM?si=5wnSs32XYrC1K5cf

they should make a dinosaur holocaust movie

>>212303642
JW1 total: 1.67 billion
JW2 total: 1.3 billion
JW3 total: 1 billion

Each movie drops by about 300m. For JW:R to make 900 mil, it would have to only drop 100m from the last one. 300/100 is 3.

>>212304269
Release when?

>>212304354
The Jurassic world movies have a budget of around 180 million each. They can keep this up for a couple more installments, though desu the next installment is probably expected to have a box office gross of some percentage of the one preceding it, not a fixed difference. And if CGI gets cheaper with time, so will the budget.

Really all they have to do is come up some exciting new dinosaurs (cause T. rex is boring now) and semi-interesting plot lines, and they can keep up Dino porn movies forever. I’d watch all of them. Remember the found-footage marketing campaign for Jurassic World Dominion? I’d watch a 10 installment series of just found footage clips like that, lol. They should do a found-footage Jurassic world movie kinda like cloverfield.

>>212292975 (OP)
Fuck

>>212292975 (OP)
Have no fears, we've got stories for years.
Like has T-Rx ever been a robot?
Or maybe Grandpa gets a raptor girlfriend.

If they had put Scar-Jo in a scene like this, https://wwwDOTfanfiction.net/s/9613949/1/The-Chase, then the film would have been a 10/10.

Also, get rid of the dumb Mexican family.

>>212292975 (OP)
Just got back. It's kino. The dinos are majestic and beautiful. The humans are heartwarming and soulful. Second best in the franchise.

>>212292975 (OP)
>20 more movies...
Predict the ideas
>Jurassic Galaxy (ie jurassic world in space)
>predator: the lost jurassic world (yes there will be a predator dino hybrid)
>Halloween: Lost in Jurassic World (yes Michael meyers vs dinosaurs)
>godzilla vs kong vs jurassic world
>Hammond prequel movie
>dr. Grant movie taking place between 1 and 3

>>212307333
Dinosaurs vs cadillacs
Escape New York but with dinosaurs

How many fucking different dino islands did inGen fucking make? The odds of something going wrong rise exponentially when there are 20 different genetics labs.

>>212293202
F1 and Superman are going to rape any legs it has on the international and domestic markets resepectively.

Just left the theater it was awful. ScarJo too old and fat to be a leading lady but I laughed hard when the mutant dino didn't eat the colored

>>212307507
>fat
Sexy

>>212307507
>fat
YESSSSS

>>212307412
there are more islands in that archipelago than in the whole of Earthsea.

>>212307402
Id watch it probably

>>212307568
Fatbros


We won

>>212307507
>when the mutant dino didn't eat the colored
It recognized one of its own.

>>212297769
Kids wanted the Rancor toy. I don't see how this is any different.

>>212307568
No Jurassic world character will ever mog Bryce Dallas Howard. Peak girl specimen right here.

>>212293272
Hello 90s man. Kids want iPads and video games. They really need to reboot turok, get some young Charlie Sheen lookin motherfucker to front it (for the movie) and sell the movie as a loss leader for the video game. Hell at this point ea or Bethesda should just buy a movie studio and use it as a loss leader for all vidya and vr projects.

>>212293272
I dont think you need a movie to sell a TRex toy.

>>212292975 (OP)
just make cadillac and dinosaurs. hot chick and cool dude in a future caddy with random dinosaur action. i just want to see dinosaurs do cool shit, not retardasaurus rex mutant you made ina lab and those shitty raptors for the millionth time.

>>212308415
Thats a lie though, why do ypu fags pretend kids dont like toys? Barbie, lego, hot.wheels and dinosaur toys are TOP SELLERS EVERY YEAR

>>212301061
Part beluga whale?

>>212308459
Dinosaur toys sells themselves and are pretty evergreen as far as toys go. Even brands like Star Wars will eventually be forgotten and irrelevant to kids but a Dinosaur toy will always be a Dinosaur toy. And any Dinosaur toy has more inherent appeal than whatever glup shitto.

And Jurassic basically has a monopoly on Dinosaur toys brand recognition. Universal makes serious bank of royalties from merchandise using the Jurassic brand. Every other competitor is basically a small niche.

>>212308459
>Remember: If it doesn't have the JP MARK, your friend is a poorfag faggot!

>>212307456
>superman
Will flop worse than this piece of shit.

>>212308459
Is this one of the ones from short circuit 2?

>>212308196
Because that's not a fucking dinosaur. Dinosaurs look cool already. This thing is an abomination. Why not use a real creature that actually existed? There are plenty of them. I go to a jurassic movie wanting to see dinosaurs. Fuck these mutant/hybrid/wtf ever they're supposed to be.

>>212308265
Yes but only with the businesswoman look she had in the first JW, everything else was a downgrade.

>>212298947
>>212310783
Uh oh the Snyderbros are here

>>212311881
I dont give a fuck about marvel or dc. My opinion is that this movie looked like faggot shit from the first leaked picture, I still stand by that.

>>212293202
It will be more like Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) which dropped to $600 million after the previous ones were grossing billions.
Mind-numbing stupidity meant to sell toys is a bubble that eventually bursts

>>212292975 (OP)
Ian Malcolm gets an ipad.

>>212307456
F1 could and should continue to do well, but Superman is 100% going to bomb. Capeshit is over, people are over it and the trailers look dumb. Superman as a character also isn't particularly interesting or beloved to anyone born after the 1950's.

>>212310735
I had that and the one raptor that screams when you pushed the button. I also got the giant Utahraptor toy, and for whatever reason, I felt compelled to poke the head of my penis with its raptor claw at one point.

>>212308265
She peaked in the first Jurassic World, when someone actually convinced her to put the fucking fork down long enough to shoot the movie. After that, she tried to turn her addiction to funnel cake batter into a women's rights thing.

>>212292975 (OP)
i hope one of the dinosaurs becomes a jedi

>>212297769
I would have loved that fucking thing as a kid. Its appearance is just versatile enough that I could use it with my Star Wars, X-Men, and Godzilla toys.