Thread 212293228

Does he have a point?

>>212293228 (OP)
No, he has ADHD

>>212293228 (OP)
No he's retarded

>>212293228 (OP)
Only if they add Minecraft parkour clips as well

>>212293228 (OP)
> I’m a retard and I love posting reddit
Come on man

>>212293228 (OP)
I perceive reality as moving 2x slower than normal people so I must watch movies at 2x to get the original intended to experience

>>212293228 (OP)
They should do that and then drop zyklon b in the theaters

>>212293228 (OP)
TikTok is absolutely frying brains and it’s sad.

>>212293250
>>212294195
Being able to process information 1.5x faster than you is somehow a sign that he's dumber than you?

>>212294266
That'd be a worthwhile point if modern films had any information to process.

>>212294305
>Goalpost shifting
Then getting the film done with 33% faster would be a sign of intelligence over 1.0x watchers.

>>212293228 (OP)
obvious /tv/ shitpost
>everyone laughs
obvious redditor shitpost
>everyone takes it seriously
Why is this?

>>212294340
And 100% slower than not watching it at all, which is what everyone should be doing.

>>212293228 (OP)
I do think they should bring back something like an intermission. Like 1 hour of the movie plays and you get to exit for 10 minutes, get a drink, pee, stretch your legs and then return to watching.

>>212293228 (OP)
What a barbarian

>>212294266
>implying he's processing anything at all even at regular speed

>>212294583
kek

This is deranged behaviour. I actually dont like when things speed up because one time as a kid I had that happen irl and people in the classroom started moving and speaking at 1.5x speed. Did that happen to anyone else? Maybe I have some demented superpower.

>>212293228 (OP)
I unironically watch movies at 2x-3x, but I'm not retarded enough to ask a question like that

>>212293228 (OP)
if cinemas started doing this i'd go watch a Refn kino at 0.5x speed

>>212293228 (OP)
Majority of movies in the last 10 years should be short films, they had material for 40 minutes, and then they add unnecessary slop to extend runtime to 90 minutes. It's just mush.

The age of "we need to make movie 88 minutes long" is far gone. Why do we waste time, money to ruin art? If you can tell your story in half the time, don't spread it thin!

>slightly above your average 4chan bait
>everybody here falls for it
daman you niggas fucking retarded

>>212293228 (OP)
this is some pretty good bait ngl

>>212293228 (OP)
we really are downstream from reddit now aren't we

I watch movies via the thumbnail as I quickly drag the seek bar, call me when I can do that in a Cinema.

>>212293228 (OP)
Movie theaters should have a little skip button on the chair and if half the audience is tapping it the movie should jump forward 20 seconds

>>212294985
Because in the streaming age, they want you to enjoy the movie just enough to give it a decent rating, but not enough to want to stream it over and over unlike the DVD and VHS ages where they needed you to like it enough that you wanted to own it so you could watch it over and over.

>>212293228 (OP)
They should do 2x2 screenings, so I can watch 4 movies at the same time so I don't waste all that extra time of having to watch each movie one by one.

>>212293228 (OP)
I only watch stuff at double speed if it's educational or I don't really care about what I am watching. It would be insane to pay money to watch a movie at increased speed. Nigga if you don't care don't go.

>>212294796
Oh wow. That's kind of impressive. The best I can do is usually 2.2 speed. Unless everyone has a deep voice, then I can do triple speed.

>>212295376
I usually have to slow it down when some action is going on

Fuck it. Theaters need any gimmick they can get to survive right now.

>>212295326
So you think watching a movie at 0.5x gives you a better value for your money?

>>212293228 (OP)
He watches 50% more movies than you do.

>>212295639
but I appreciate them more

>Watching movies at 2x
This is retarded because you're not really absorbing the movie. Your brain literally doesn't have time to release hormones in response to emotional stimuli that fast. You'd get through a sad scene and still be crying when the light hearted moments show up.

>>212295951
Hey lady, you got any critiques that actually apply to males or you just going to keep having an emotional breakdown?

>>212295951
Yeah, like watching stuff at double speed is good for podcasts or educational videos, but if you want to really feel what's on the screen, you should watch it at regular speed. I can understand watching a TV show at double speed if you are a YouTuber who does reviews or something. But if you watch a movie at double speed, it feels like you just want the information quicker and not the emotional experience. And in that case, you might as well just read a bullet point list of plot points and watch a combination of the "best scenes," or just watch a video essay where they pretty much do that for you.

>>212294763
No, but at times reality will randomly start playing at a higher framerate

>>212294266
>having the attention span of a humming bird means people are better
I can tell you've never been around anyone under 25.

>>212293228 (OP)
I watch most youtube videos at at least 1.5x speed because usually they have about 10 mins worth of shit to say spread out over 45 minutes

>>212295919
He appreciates 50% more movies 1/3 less so it evens out.

>>212294411
yeah but unless you know WHEN the intermission is, it’s kind of pointless. Imagine holding your piss waiting for the intermission and you finally break and leave only to come back when the intermission starts

>>212295165
>firm toned butt and nice fit thighs paired with modest/small breasts
absolutely kino body type

>>212293228 (OP)
i take every reddit bait (more than half the posts) at 100% real face value. this makes me mad and i am going to engage with this post.

>>212293604
this

>>212297450
>modest/small breasts
Instant 0/10 IMO.

Why do zoomers treat entertainment as a marathon they HAVE to get through like it's a checklist?
What are trying to go to? You're speeding through everything just to get to the next thing to speed through.

>>212297502
I’m usually a tit man myself (C or higher is a must) but you can’t deny she has a nice lower half

>>212294195
>>212294266
He's not processing it faster. It means he cannot concentrate on it because it is not playing faster.

I regret watching Crank at 1.5x speed. It made all other movies boring.

>>212293228 (OP)
No the timing of events is a key part of appreciating film. it's a time-based medium. chatgpt summarise Ulysses for me. get rid of all the literary devices thanks

>>212297517
CONSOOMER mentality. They replaced social gatherings, community, and religion with consuming. See thing and get excited for next thing ad naseum

>>212297450
You forgot the best part
>No visible tattoos

If you don't save her it's only a matter of time before she gets breast implants.

I watch/listen to 4-6 hours of youtube videos at 2x speed everyday

I usually watch TV shows and movies at normal speed though

>>212297450
>sexy body
>gyrating like a primate
goodbye boner

He only has a point because modern media, whether it be a movie, tv show, or a youtube video, it has nothing of value to say. Most media nowadays has about half of the content stretched thin. An hour and a half movie could be 45 mins, etc etc. I can’t remember the last time I watched a movie fully engaged from start to finish. Everything is so shit nowadays

>>212297565
It’s bizarre how hard it is to find a woman without tattoos nowadays
>>212297606
you’re right, the niggerish behavior is a deal breaker. I would hate fuck still but you know she exclusively listens to nigger music and the like with the way she is dancing

>>212293604
Why? So a bunch of zoomers can cry about it for 100 years even though no one actually died from it?

>>212297584
>listen to 4-6 hours of youtube videos at 2x speed
So does that mean you listen to 2-3 hours of youtube in real time? Regardless, I don't think retained anything you listened to.

>>212297545
I watched Crank at 2x speed while being high on crank and listening to Crank on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGqprbDoh4g

>>212297652
Tattoos are supposed to show that you're cool and attractive.

>>212297714
yeah but when everybody is “cool and attractive” nobody is cool and attractive

>>212297711
>Not cranking one out while you do it
Wasted opportunity

I watch anime at 1.5x speed. Japanese with subs of course.

>>212294366
plebbitors are incapable of shitposting.

>>212295165
very cute how her cheeks are so red because it’s probably her 7th or 8th take and she’s out of breath hahaha probably breathing heavily as she shakes her butt hahaha

>>212293500
Interesting, I have the opposite effect so I must watch in .5x speed or things seem incomprehensibly fast

I'm not even a zoomer and in covid times I started watched shit at 1.5 speed and now I watch at 4x speed.

>>212293301
No joke, we will see the first phone interactive brainrot movie, with split screen displays of minecraft parkour and chinese tool demos.

>>212297517
>Why do zoomers treat entertainment as a marathon they HAVE to get through like it's a checklist?
Crippling social fear of being the "EW WEIRDO" who hasn't seen the latest Goyslop Production.

>>212298216
You can't understand anything at 4x. Stop lying.

>mfw watch fiction at normal speed because it deserves respect
>take a first aid course, have to complete an online portion, mute, captions, 1.5x speed

I read the entire 8 season story arc of Monk on Wikipedia rather than watch it.
I have surpassed consooming. SlurPassed rather.....
I AM A SLURPER
DDDRRRAAAAIIINNNAAAGGGGEEEEE

>>212298259
Yes I can. Its made irl conversations at work and whatnot extremely annoying now as I feel like people are talking in slow motion

>>212293604
>lice gives people ADHD
Hitler was an actual hero.

>>212293333
Why don't you check dem digits?

>>212298594
Bullshit. You would spend more time watching something overall because you're constantly rewinding the video to catch things you misheard.

Ifeveryonewastalkinglikethisyou'dneedconstantfocus.

>>212294340
Is this going to be the zoomgroid and alphaggot cope for why they can't focus on anything?

1.25x isn't unreasonable. I do this for modern shows sometimes. For some reason people are talking really fucking slowly nowadays. Like they expect the audience to be retarded. It's not an issue when you watch shit from at least over a decade ago. It kinda annoys me.

>>212298746
But I dont need to hear literally everything perfectly. I just need the general gist of what's going on.

>>212293228 (OP)
Maybe he should watch TV, where they speed up the episodes to make more time for ads

Yall do realize that 60 FPS means 60 images displayed into your eyeball in a singular second?
Some people play at 120, and higher.
StarChildren from the dawning of the age of Aquarius, we see things the boomers cant....frames of time....much closer to the Plank length....but the boomers would be content with 14,4k dialup, 1 single tab open on one device....per day to check the weather sports and ideological slop slurp.

1.1x is the least noticeable change without too much distortion or being too fast but if 1.25x is the sweet spot especially for long documentaries.

For me? I print out every frame of the film stock and spread them all out like a story board. I step back and view them all at the exact same instant. The beginning, the middle, and the end, all at the same time. I am now the observer.

>>212297696
Yes, and I retained it all. It doesn't take much time to get used to it. College students do it too since it's a great way to get through lectures, get the information without taking all the real time.

>>212293228 (OP)
Even if you understand the plot and the dialogues, what about the music? The atmosphere? The acting? You're missing out on 50% of what makes a movie good

This is the official /tv/ watch speed guide:
>kinos 0.25x
>cinéma 0.5x
>films 1x
>movies 1.25x
>capeshit 1.5x
>flicks 2x
>joints 3x

>>212297696
Studies have shown that typical speech is 200 words per minute, and most people can understand 400 words per minute. So, being able to understand something at double speed is normal.

>>212299819
I know you are joking but if you watch something at 0.25 speed it is the funniest shit ever. I did that with some American Dad episodes, and it's like experiencing it on a whole new level.

>>212293301
Yeah the movie needs to be a split screen of a guy powerwashing and have an AI voice overlay telling you what to do and speech to text big white bubble letters spelling out every line of dialogue on the screen

JUST.... WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE OKAY,
.....
THEY CAME BACK!

and the text to speech gets every 10th word wrong.

Also the movie is split up entirely into 30 sec to 1 min long segments and none of them make any sense.

>>212293228 (OP)
No cap u should kill yourself at 1.5x speed, bet.

>>212299470 >>212299958
It's a scientific fact that college students retain only 10% of oral lectures. Those are people attentively listening in real time.

If you're zooming through your background podcasts and your popsci videos at 2x, you aren't retaining shit.

>>212300762
retarded people understand more then 10 percent of what people are talking about. You either made this study up or are miss implying some data in the study to make a broader point that isn't true.

>>212301310
You can't even capitalise all your sentences. You aren't smart enough to call others retarded. Just ask google "how much of lectures do students remember" or something like that if you need to find proof. I did it just now. Or did I make this graph up?

>>212301703
being proud of stupidly doing unnecessary work isn't the flex you think it is

>>212301703
you are such a silly man. i was talking about actual retards. like people who have actual mental disabilities not a generic insult. also your image means nothing. there is no reason to debate you cause you are committed to this nonsense, and anyone who might believe it could do basic research and realize how silly this idea is. hopefully one day you will think about this in a less emotional state and realize your folly.

>>212301897
I'm actually kind of glad after reading your post. It mostly comes across as conceding and disengaging. Sure, don't argue with me. That works for me.

>>212295165
Please please please

>>212297606
>>212297652

>>212298259
I watch gameplay in x4 time speed if I am familiar with the game.

>>212293228 (OP)
Yes I watch at 2x and slow down when action or important points come up. Shows and films are 50-60% fluff.

>>212302028
im surprised you understood more than 10 percent of it.

>>212295529
>So you think watching a movie at 0.5x gives you a better value for your money?
Nta, but I literally would for something like Openheimer.

That movie had too much going on too fast.

Better example is The Big Short.

>>212298322
What is your job where you need to take a first aid course?

>>212299069
Why are those cubes jizzing?

>>212300032
>I know you are joking but if you watch something at 0.25 speed it is the funniest shit ever. I did that with some American Dad episodes, and it's like experiencing it on a whole new level.
Tell us about it.

>>212293228 (OP)
I'm tired of the world having to dumb itself down to make the least-intelligent feel included. We went to the moon in the 60's and built the computer era in the 70's; but by the 2050's we'll be living in mud huts because no one will want to offend the person who can't build a wood or stone home

>>212293228 (OP)
This is what feeding Aderall and digital crack does to your childrens btw.

>>212302281
>6+ hours snorefest
Do you have trouble sleeping? Why would you do that?

>>212302321
Everyone should know first aid. It's literally just the most basic knowledge to help someone/yourself until you can get to someone more capable with more extensive equipment

>watch 60 hours of tv episodes in 30 hours
>/tv/ seethes that I cheated and demands I waste more of my life on it instead of using that time to watch other kinos

>>212293228 (OP)
No, he doesn't. All redditors should be shot on sight and if they survive, they should be shot again.

>>212293228 (OP)
I will watch movies from the 50's and earlier at x1.25 speed. Some of that boring old Hitchcock shit etc is a bit more palatable watched with the tempo ramped up just a little.
It should be noted that the slow tempo of old films was partly due to the technical limitations of the broadcast/projection/audio equipment.

I have absolutely no problem in watching 4 hour movies in one sit but I just can't sit through a 20 min YT video, what does this say about me?

>>212302648
first 5 and last 5 of that YT video is fluff. The middle 10 can easily be watched in 5 at 2X. I save a ridiculous amount of time watching all YT vids at 1.5-2X and understand them just fine

>>212302385
Just take any episode of American Dad or really any movie/TV show and watch it at 0.25 speed, you can do this in VLC, or you can download an extension to your web browser that lets you control the speed of any video player on the internet. You probably won't finish the whole thing. But it is weirdly funny. I don't know why. I used to do this with my friends, and we thought it was really funny. It might not be for everyone, and I can't explain why it's funny; it just is for me and my friends, and I am sure for many others. You can even play it slower at like 0.10 speed. I would suggest playing something at super slow speed for like a minute of real time, and see if it's funny and if you like it, just keep going until you have had your fill.

>>212301822
Yeah, taking a screenshot from Google is really a lot of work.
I think you need to join one of those adult summer camps for special needs people.

>>212302159
It's because I read it at x2 speed

>>212294985
>majority of movies in the last ten years were 90 minutes
Nah most of them are 2h10m to 2h40m. It's very rare a film comes close to 90m or 100m these days.

Finished volume 2 but haven't started volume 3 yet, so there's a 10 chapter wait for non-Patreon readers to finish volume 2 until then.

Working on the start of another series, an epic dark sci-fi fantasy, but will hold off on posting any of that publicly for a while. Toying with the idea of posting it for free on my Archetype patreon just to start building interest with readers that are already following Archetype.

Archetype is somewhere between being a success and a failure at the moment in terms of gaining an audience. Doesn't matter too much right now since I'm going to be sticking with it for many years to come anyway.

Archetype is where I can pour all my power fantasy interests into. Superheroes, anime style fights, etc. I'm able to keep exploring all those things I really enjoy about power fantasy progression in that work.

The dark sci-fi series is where my love for stories like ALIEN, BLADE RUNNER, THE MATRIX, etc, etc, goes. Not a power fantasy but much more bleak and tough on the characters struggling to survive (though there'll be a strong underlay of 80s/90s style action heroes).

Also in my release schedule for Archetype I pretty much just released the chapter as soon as it was written around a somewhat hectic life schedule. Never got onto Rising Stars or anything like that. No ads either. I might consider doing ads at some point, but it never feels like the right time to do so.

>>212303461
oops

>>212303228
lol, but if you only understand 10 percent at regular speed, wouldn't you only understand 5 percent at double speed?

>>212302952
>You can even play it slower at like 0.10 speed. I would suggest playing something at super slow speed for like a minute of real time, and see if it's funny and if you like it, just keep going until you have had your fill.
I did this for Oney Plays Crash 2 to make it last longer.

Thoughts?

>>212304235
tldr

>>212293228 (OP)
>Does he have a point?
did you just assume their gender, you Chud?

>>212295165
Post moar

>>212294985
But then you will watch 3 seasons of a televisions show that has no story substance and only provides cliffhangers to watch the next thing. Your problem is that it is hard for you to focus on one thing for more than 40 minutes.

>>212293228 (OP)
I know this post is probably ironic, but I know people who think exactly like this. Friends who only watch a series if they play a game on the main monitor, people who give up 15 minutes into a movie theater for a movie they paid to watch just so they can start scrolling on instagram and tiktok, people who shut off their brain once the movie begins, and after the end they go and search on youtube "X movie ending explained". I don't feel sad for these people. They make it so easy to show you their mental capacity and what to expect from them.

I sometimes listen to audiobooks and podcasts at 1.2x. Anything more and it's too noticeable. I'm guessing it would be even worse seeing visuals sped up too.

>>212293228 (OP)
Yes, maybe he can get a doctor to sand it down.

>>212293228 (OP)
People always said "what's the harm in speeding up some slop on youtube" years ago, there's the harm, it doesn't stop at the slop, these people can never watch a comedy scene since the timing is all off.

>>212295165
can't believe she's already 15, these tiktok girls grow up so fast

>>212294985
The first karate kid has a lot of long takes, when compared to current movies, you just don't remember them.

>>212297149
>or educational videos
You also aren't absorbing shit.

>>212294266
He's not processing anything at all.

>>212305258
>>212299958

>>212293228 (OP)
>Does he have a point?

no, considering only a subhuman brain would think of that

>>212304914
I'll watch movies on a second monitor while I work or play strategy games, but it's always something I've seen before. If I'm watching something for the first time I'll watch it properly on my tv

>>212293228 (OP)

Feels a bit like being an alcoholic or a drug addict and saying:

>shouldn't they just let us get blind drunk or shoot up at work? I've done this to myself and now I rely on it so why shouldn't everyone be exposed to it because I fucked myself up

>>212294411
>>212294413
The Brutalist came out a few months ago.
That had an intermission.

>>212306358
>a few months ago
it's a movie from 2024 anon
we are nearly in 2026 already

>>212297560
>They
who created this world?

>>212306554
AAAHHHHHH
MY LIFE IS DISAPPEARING LIKE SAND SLIPPING THROUGH MY HANDS

Anon, how old are you? You have to be under 30 to notice 7 months passing amirite?

>>212293228 (OP)
This shit is dangerous, it's a trap almost as deadly as drugs. I recently started doing speed up on youtube videos but only ones where it was background info I could listen to since getting the information faster doesn't change anything except saving time. But I would never ever use it on something I actually wanted to watch. You're just speedrunning your way to burning out your dopamine receptors.

>>212300032
I bet that's a lot of fun on mushrooms as well. I watched fear and loathing at 75% after eating an eighth of some boomers and it was fucked up