Thread 212294791

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Prev >>212292609

no more watermellie

remember this guy

>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>*messages worried fans that she's okay and alone*
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

Must be suffering to be an elliesimp knowing you have to wait in the queue for your cumdump queen to give you the acknowledgment you think you deserve. I’d neck immediately but I’m not (You)

>>212294814
KEK

PLEASE DON'T FUCK HIIIIIIM

>>212294811
ICE probably deported him back to Guatemala

you guys are just making ellie want to fuck jet by telling her to stay away from him.

>>212294811
yeah i remember josie LMAO

>>212294811
that's brownleaks

>>212294816
the real ones don't even hang out here

anyone but jet

It looks like Letty stayed behind at the season 3 house based on the appearance of the drywall.

>>212294828
that's what bros do. we all love the jetmeister

>They unpinned it

It's over

>>212294811
Josie and her consequences have been a fucking disaster for fishtank.

>>212294791 (OP)
You guys should fuck off into oblivion and understand that your “lord” is a clown tranny fucker.

everyone and jet

comfy s1 vibes rn

>>212294830
HAH gottem! up yours hoe!

>>212294846
If you're talking about Sam, I don't think anybody here likes him anymore

sniffing and licking ellie's pits when she hasn't showered for a week

>>212294841
>she actually thinks she’s too good to fuck production
She was and still is the most ugliest camgirl i laid eyes on

whats more upsetting
Ellie x Jet
Ellie x 10 white guys

>>212294846
yeah we hate each other now

>>212294846
most of /ftl/ doesn't even like Sam.

it's going to be really funny when the cams turn back on. printed out troll faces

>>212294866
She did fuck production though

We won. Fishtank is dead and never coming back. What’s the next challenge?

>>212294866
she was with taxcin, the lowest tier wigger on production

>>212294846
only twitter tards suck Sam's dick these days
idk why he even bothers shilling here anymore

>>212294862
jezza he ruined a beautiful thing

>>212294866
She did fuck production, she’s not a cam whore just a cam slut and she’s hotter than Betty.

>>212294884
also the weirdest looking one, the one that had the worst camera work, and the main one who got fired after season 1

>>212294866
Anon...I

Anyone else feel like skateboarders in fact deserve to be killed?

why didn't being on fishtank help mints get laid like it does everyone else

ellie shitting on the toilet while you pee through the gap in her legs and you're making eye-contact and lovingly smiling at eachother

they sent a whole discord of brown creeps after josie autistic's ass at some panel and she was a 2 on her best day. pray for ellie if she gains any following at all

To the kid running the fishtank channel

Couldn't you message the wiggers for the direct video file instead of recording the livestream like a retard?

>>212294863
really don't get the point of white women anymore. Asian women have superseded them as the ultimate female lifeform

>>212294898
I like Weck

>>212294901
because he's hideous and has no personality

>>212294902

This is called log fluming

>>212294898
like freddy? he seems pretty retarded yeah.
>WHY DOESNT THIS STRIPPER LOVE ME I WROTE HER A FUCKIN POEM THAT BITCH

>>212294907
bots have no opinions so your argument is invalid

Jasmine would not have done this.

>>212294902
hmm i never considered that

>>212294907
the woman in your pic is half italian though anon

Holy fuck, Diogo Jota died

>>212294896
he quit to focus on getting his PhD actually

>>212294917
Holy shit I forgot all about her

>>212294891
It doesn't count as fucking production if you're dating him.

>>212294923
literally who

Freddy wrote Drench a poem, she didn't give a fuck and rejected Freddy, Freddy left abruptly , he is now seething about Drench, drinking alone at night at his parents house, that's where it's at

>>212294925
you are ugly as fuck

>>212294907
Asians are okay sometimes with makeup
but white women look like angels from heaven

>>212294907
No wonder Ellie turned out autistic and crazy. Imagine growing up with your Italian model sister with perfect body. Living your whole life in her shadow.

>>212294930
It does if you fuck them

>>212294907
white women are obsolete

>>212294934
MUCHO

>>212294933
king shit

>>212294933
tortured artist if I've ever heard one

what does cryo think of ellie?

>>212294925
Taxcin is pretty much just chicken andy with less clout

>>212294905
>the direct video file instead
I doubt they actually recorded the original source, they are inept

>>212294912
I thought he wasn't a skater though

>>212294881
The s_g0r3 fag repeated the FBI investigated and cleared Sam rumor which Sam is the only source that happened

>>212294917
She flashes her panties and it wasn’t even for immunity thoughbeit.

>Angelina nerding out over Alice Madness Returns
Cute

>>212294944
why was you camerawork so bad?

How could you fuck this

>>212294903
This was when Fishtank was still relevant and people thought it was only going to get bigger

Probably less than 50 hardcore autists follow the off-season /bant/ shit anymore. Most fishtank fans will not remember Ellie in a month.

>>212294905
bro thinks the wiggers know how to record a direct video

>>212294954
what a retard

>>212294846
The only place that still likes Sam is Twitter. Not even the subreddit likes the production crew anymore

>>212294967
i'm fatter desu jet's not that big, he's just got a weird face

>>212294970
huge trvke

>>212294907
>>212294968
>mogs every woman involved with fishtank in every way
she makes them look like retarded children

Ravetank

Can the angienites tell Angelina to give back Ellie her airpods?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751532009863798.mp4

Week 2 twist status?

>>212294955
She a baddie she showin ha panty

Seth/Ellie/Aryeh IG live, cropped it better for phones

https://gofile.io/d/GtKD4y

>>212294980
jet is comically obese. you are comically obese.

To the fags who keep shit talking Jet: it's real easy to find IP addresses.

>>212294997
friendtank fagtank

>>212294997
literally no one cares or watches this

>>212294991
Not my problem

>>212295007
my bad mints

Happy tay day anons
See you in 10 hours

>>212295001
I'm fat but I wouldn't say I'm "obese." 250lb isn't "obese." When you think of that, you think.. I don't know, Rachel level?

>>212294935
look like my shit from heaven. Only brownoids obsess over mid whites

Ellie hyman status- intact

>>212294997
thank you

>>212295019
that's obese unless you're like 6 and a half feet tall

>>212294997
>Ellie is in the RV

>>212295007
Go to bed Jet

>>212295023
I'll believe it when I see it

>>212294968
theres so many women like this in Australia nowadays.
I started realising every hot girl i was attracted to was part asian

>>212295023
doubtful. i'll have to do a full inspection myself to be sure

>>212295019
250 pounds is obese. obesity is a bmi of 30 or more so unless you are like 6'4 or a bodybuilder you are obese anon.

>>212294997
ellie and jet rocking their rv back and forth

Ab with another "actually my favorite fish should have won on s1 and s2" survey

Thanks to Jet Neptune, we are now living in the FREYLEIGH universe.

>>212295045
>>212295025
I'm 6'2" this is not "obese." Bigger, maybe even fat, sure. But not obese.

Who was Abi's favourite fish

>>212294791 (OP)
Ellietards realize when they do shit like this that it just makes Jet want to try to fuck her even more out of spite, right?

>>212295061
dude

>>212295007
Are you Klaus?

>>212295007
>it's real easy to find IP addresses.
and then what

>>212295067
she will regret it, people will mock her for eternity

anyways

>>212295066
I bet Abi’s sweatpants smelled like piss

Seth does not register as a human being in my mind

>Ellie becomes famous in the future
>tabloids pull up photos of her first bf
>its goran
never going to live that down

>>212294997
seth mentions how ellie would've reacted to her family getting doxxed if they had come back. also ellies discord orbiters have all privated their accounts. im sure they all got to see it in real time

>>212295066
tuna because it smells like her cunt

>>212295079
it's 4 am

>>212295061
jesus christ bro

>>212295061
Nigga are you pregnant

Gf just sent me this

>>212295099
why do you like that word so much now
you need to calm down

>>212295102
yes and

>>212295091
He's more of a decoration than a person

predators or battle: los angeles with the gf?

>>212295099
sounds delicious

>>212295061
look man you don't have stretch marks really yet, but you are obese. go fucking lose that shit asap while you're still young or else you're fucked

I love ellie

bill ottman typing cunt and then not hitting post

>>212295110
Don’t reply to me like you know me, cunt

So drench was nowhere to be found with ellie? She jist lied about site seeing with "my aussie" and went with jet alone?
Kek

>>212295121
we need to return to simple Ellie love

>>212295119
I'm 36, though? I still wouldn't call myself obese.

>>212295125
it was a joke for someone else you wouldn't get it
don't worry about it

i know you guys are rightfully upset but can we tone down the language here a bit? hurt people hurt people.

>>212295050
I'll be making a bot to fill out this survey by ranking Cole the highest and Jimmy and Tay the lowest

>>212295131
>we need to return to simp
No i dont think we do

>>212295132
jesus bro are you autistic? i'm

>>212295132
nigger you are by definition obese, I don't make the rules. just go lose it, you don't have much time and it looks fucking hideous

>>212295105
>Arye wants to go to new york
>Goran sends him home and takes the hot girls instead
JUST

>>212295154
>hot girls
where?

i'm still here for some reason

>get a forced meme
>get two forced memes
>get a shill
>get a shill thread
>get a bot
>get a bot shill thread
>get a groomer grifter
>get a staff of groomers
>get a permit
>get a condemned house
>get a show
>get a real job

>>212295132
you are both obese and retarded if you actually think you aren't obese

bill ottman posting his big fat hairless nude bulging belly on 4chan to prove he is not obese, just fat

>>212295146
Making Josie #1 would really grind her gears.

>>212295154
doesn't he live in new york or somewhere close-by? he mentioned going there a bunch multiple times

>>212295061
time to leave /ftl/

if bitches are in new york, then where they sleep? does jet have some flat in new york or nearby? i think we know..
so expect this exact scene in jet's flat Direnc in cuck chair watching, ellie doing all the work
a few months ago van did the same in LA with shartia, abi and 3rd bitch from jontank
i mean they do stuff for money

>>212295146
>>212295174
kek this please

>>212295179
it's watermellie coloured

Ellie had full make up on at 3:30 am.. in an rv? That doesn't make much sense

>>212295154
>hot girls

>ellie lives with her rich model sister and her children in a $1m+ home
>her life goal is to be a right wing grifter MDE orbiter who spouts 4chan memes
>she's either currently fucking or about to fuck jet

>>212295105
i call upon onesonic to wape this pcos whore

>>212295203
i think her natural style is make up, she didnt wear a lot in the house

>>212295203
you could also hear someone coughing fatly in the background and she said dwrench had disappeared
mysteries abound

>>212295121
Bro u like 5'8

>>212295211
direnc is hot
ellie is hot
you can't deny this

>>212295226
literal goddess

UPDATE: Luke unfollowed Ellie on IG.
I wonder which story meme pushed him over the edge or if Jet intervened….

Gn niggers i love you

>>212295227
direnc's body is hot
direnc's face looks like one of those toys you squeeze to make the eyes pop out

oh god they literally sent a gaggle of fat people after josie. why though, what did she do lol

>>212295154
Lol that's fucked. I guess they havent gotten their 8k yet.

>>212295203
hen does she not? need a non makeup photo, the AI ones arent enough

>>212295234
factchecker bros??!?!?!

prediction, s5 return in late november.

>>212295227
>one shaves his face
>the other is 1/bug with 3 pounds of makeup
>but muh muh home secuirty camera, she's so hawt
fuck off nigger

>>212295230
Rip no hapa gf. Needed more race mixing back in the 2000s

>>212295245
shes going to look so milfy when shes older

>>212295072
lol no klaus isn't afraid of being doxed he posts face all the time

>tells arye to never accept free help and to always pay because people always ask for something in return
>offers free help to ellie and wants us to believe he wants nothing in return
Goran is so sly

Jet board newfags

How do you think he feels about S4?

https://x.com/CryptekCypher/status/1940606826472788364

Dan twitter space for the anon asking for a link last thread

Watermellie

>>212295263
>drives them in the rv because of the implication

SUSPENDAS IS ONLINE

>>212295277
jawns love the kid

the thing i realised is so gay about dropping ideas for Sam and his team.
Is Jet just reads its, claims he thought of it, includes himself in it and fucks it up

That scene from Berserk except it's Jet instead of Griffith, Ellie instead of Casca, and her simps instead of Guts

>>212295275
forced meme
dead show
dead wigger storage
dead careers
dead streams

>>212295290
and he picks the absolute worst ones and has no idea why they might be decent in the first place

>>212295290
next season will have a bill ottman posting contest but jet won't be able to explain what it is

>>212295290
fishtank has basically zero original ideas

>>212295248
yup, not following her. I guess jet's orders. but luke is probably fucking da wrench as we speak so whatever

If you could bareknuckle fight anyone on production who would you choose?

Personally I pick Jet with the intent to cripple him for life

>>212295271
He already forgot about it

>>212295237
>2 fat brown simps
they must have been locals

>>212295312
Luke could do better
He's way hotter than her

>>212295307
they get it all from 4chan. Its been MDEs thing the entire time.

>>212295314
mints obviously
and I would whisper "for cryokeen" into his ear before sending him to hell

>>212295271
S4 is the least of his worries outside of having to pay the legal fees for a Chinese trafficker. I'm more curious as to how he feels about everyone realizing Extreme Peace sucks and the magic behind World Peace was really Andrew Ruse

>>212295222
>you could also hear someone coughing fatly in the background

timecode?

>>212295325
he is, but he's also very busy going to the grocery store to get jet a new vape or being sammy's puppy, so he has to take whatevers thrown his way

Like i thought, why doesnt Sam do his own South Park.
Then i realised fucking jet will make it Jet park and put himself in it. And itll be gaaaaay

>>212294832
That apple is Jet's balls before a BIG SUCk

>>212295334
He doesn't care
He made enough money to buy his buddy a Rolex

>>212295314
mints or jet

>>212295234
IMPENETRABLE

>>212295234
>she started flirting with him in DMs

>>212295341
The guy coughing was next to Seth, it wasn't from Ellies room, he was smoking that good shit

Daniel mogs me by magnitudes. And this is why I get so defensive when /ftl/ niggas come after incels like IBL or Stoic. These streamers are walking so the rest of us Incels can run. Fuck you /ftl/ for being so callous…

>>212295314
jet

>>212295358
sucks that we lost this season...

>>212295329
>shows that no one watched or watches

>>212295271
>owes 200k to the state
>Legal fees mounting and chargebacks
>Extreme Peace being pirated and widely panned
>His kids call another man daddy
Sam likely feels dead inside

>>212295357
She wanted that Red Shark sperm

>>212295358
the clip of her on her bed with her feet in the air at home.
Could goon to that forever.

I see that jet is mostly hated, but what about Ben? He seems like an okay guy.

this schizo made a discovery. go read his threads. on to something.

https://x.com/h4rl3qu1n4d3/status/1940703166254678300

>>212295357
Luke is a good man

>>212295314
pretty sure most of us could beat up jets and mints at the same time

>>212295386
desu i dont know who ben is

will we ever get to learn what the stripes were about

>>212295387
>posts this bullshit in the last thread like twice
>gave up and decided to pretend to be someone reposting it here
you niggers don't even try anymore

>>212295398
hnng

>>212295386
he cheated
definitely a drug addict too

Mints is a cool guy, we love Mints, best new addition to fishtank in a while. Funny, witty guy. Mogs Vance in every aspect

>>212295399
Leave him, its either this or suicide

>>212295361
thought so

>>212295410
No lies detected

>>212295386
He’s a lil fella

so it'll likely be years before we get another season and ellie will be walled and have an army of simps botting everything on the site for the faintest possible teste. will it even be worth it?

brapppppppppppppp

>>212294997
ok I was baited, youre all a bunch of fags

>>212295386
ben is chill

>>212295422
I want to sleep face down between her cheeks

>>212295410
He’s a try hard that only got sissified by the end of it all. What a flop.

>>212295398
We'll never know what the stripes were about, we'll never know what the week 2 twist was gonna be, and we'll never get that horror movie gopro footage.

>>212295357
Her sister is half Italian, she's just following in mummy's footsteps.

i just shared a weird post to ellie.
Lets see if she responds

>>21229539
he is shadow banned on the ftl hash tag

Jet on top of Ellie in the RV plapping away

it's time to watch Prometheus , underrated.

oh right every woman has you cant share or msg me anything now
fuuuu

>>212294968
>Ellie's sister
>Trisha
>Angie
>CK
Hapas unironically mog.
>>212295386
I know he's probably just as bad as Jet but I can't bring myself to hate him.

>>212295450
Any more cück kino you would like to recommend?

>pick ellie up to put firecrackers in bird nests
>she opens the door
what do

>>212295430
i want the world where we got to see her enormous ass for 4 more weeks

>>212295462
nta him but the sequel has jussie smolett

>>212295438
I've been dming him a bit. he says dr. niras voke from sam's monoloque in the basement created the virus and is indian. arya sher will be apart of the cabal that created the virus.

>>212295420
it's over

>>212295386
hes the same as jet but not hideously ugly and doesn't groom show contestants.

>>212295436
how are you sending her shit when she has it turned off

>>212295458
to this day I still dont believe trish is a hapa. she looks full filipinx. you can see the white in gigi, angie and the beautiful ck but not trish

>>212295420
no, it's starting up again on the 4th

>>212295234
Jet 100% told him to back off.

>>212295480
>doesn’t groom
The back pat allegations?

>>212295481
>>212295457
I just shared something

NIGGERS
NIGGERS I HATE THEM NIGGERS NIGGERS
FUCK TJ

just when i thought josie/tayleigh/binx was the worst thing ever to happen to fishtank, ellie comes along
good lord

>>212295386
He isn't he just knows how to present himself in public better than Jet. You can tell he's just as sly and retarded

>>212295274
That was me, thx bro.

it really sucks how literally every girl has her msgs blocked because of fucking jeets/niggers/turks
You cant even ask harmless questions anymore.
This meme girl i was following, i asked her why she liked a video game so much, genuinely wanted to know. No reply 7 hrs later.

>>212295525
Bro thinks he's slick but gets left on read
Sad!

>>212295491
sam browsed through reddit and put a stop to it, because it will inevitably lead to marky mentions if ever picked up by any news

>>212295538
i dont even get "read" they legit dont read or reply to anything.
Its not about being slick as i said.
Retarded closed discord internet.

>>212295525
I messaged JC and she replied to me.

>>212295525
here's the truth, they know we know and you know you only want to fuck them. thats never gonna happen. maaaaybe if you spend enough thousands of dollars. but you're not going to be they're friend.

>>212295544
>sam browsed through reddit and put a stop to it,
Was reddit Shipping them or something?

>>212295539
Drench can be pretty cute. Shame about the eyes

>>212295557
Forget the eyes. Shame about her letting Ellie get raped in the sweltering summer of '25 by Goran Rapistovic

>>212295193
I sold my Diddy shirt for double what I paid for.

I like her eyes.

>>212295525
>gets grifted

>>212295119
I'm only 0.4 BMI points outside of the "normal range," I've never been super fat, and I have stretch marks.

>>212295554
Bro, my point is not about le fucking. Its that they are blocking communications because if infinite nigger jeet spam
You used to be able to msg literally any woman even celebrities and get replies

Then the jeetening of the internet happened

>>212295525
>No reply 7 hrs later
bro wtf, why would you expect a random girl to drop everything and answer your shitty question you instantly. you sound like a jeet

>>212295572
thats not what grifting means you turd

>>212295555
reddit turned on jet when that rv_dubz pic was posted

>>212295583
making babies with Ellie!

talk me off the edge, i've got a few shots left. where do they even go from here? sam's ancient stubborn ass won't leave RI even if it financially kills him. WP2 has irrelevant sports sketches from literally a decade ago. Jon Gruden was fired and makes 6 figs on youtube now. is this over?

>>212295525
It's time to look in the mirror and realize you are the jeet.

>>212295555
the fishtank subreddit is running full speed ahead with jet groomer stuff now, it's hilarious

>>212295553
Based JC.

a rare specimen, you don't see this often.

>>212295601
good

>>212295599
jeets spam
>show bob and vagene
You dumb nigger

>>212295364
who?

>>212295601
lol, really?

>>212294907
cool story bro

>>212295604
she actually has a really good side profile for an asian

>>212295604
how many high schools have you checked

>>212295601
We control the action

>>212295597
give me a moment, i'm still counting

>>212295613
Just because you can barely string a sentence together doesn't mean you aren't spiritually a jeet.

Isn't it funny how quickly things can fall apart so quickly like that, Jet? I couldn't relate, because I'm always prepared.

>>212295642
You are the jeet you passive aggressive bitch

>>212295658
stop

>>212295601
Even at twitter they are naming him J*t to takes shots at him and talk about both the grooming situation and the rugpull without being 'blacklisted' or something faggy like that.
It's so, so over.

>>212295652
That's exactly what a jeet would say...

>>212295668
need to step this up a notch and get blusky involved
>alt right grifter sprung grooming

How do we get CNN to catch on?

based reddit

>not a soul biting and having fun with me

this is why we needed dave

Ellies gravitational pull is just too strong. Simps can not resist. Even the le redpill reddit crowd turns on their substitute daddies.
how does she do it

>>212295681
Bluesky is too lefty/libshit haven to even care about Sam and Jet. I don't think they have any kind of presence there.

>>212295712
they'd go bananas over an "alt right" tard being outted doing shady groomer shit.

They love flinging shit

>>212295710
it's truly something different now, MDE fans caring about women...

>>212295647
>/ftl/ has taken over reddit
Based.

Is it true to say Ellie was the most discussed fish on /ftl/ this season or is it only a recent thing

>>212295710
i deserve an asian gf to save me.

>>212295737
Josie was by the most discussed fish on /ftl/.

>>212295734
yep

>>212295709
lmao dave would've been the best freeloader. too bad we missed out on that

>>212295737
fredster you dumb faggot

>>212295732
I don't doubt that, but this shit happening at reddit and twitter is great because it's the fans being so dissatisfied they are seeing and calling things for what they are. Sam is losing fans, who were willing to support him at all times.

>>212294905
This is what AB does, her recaps always look like shit because she uses the site and not PPV

>>212295737
I think freddie was maybe higher but it's hard to tell now

>>212295737
yeah. Its kinda surreal shes even on this show. Its practically comedy in itself.

where is drool

Josiecucks got so jealous of the Angie posting that they had to change the name of their thread

the fire rises

>>212295646
Ice won
Cx won
Klaus won
Ip2 won too somehow

>>212295767
if you're worried about angie not streaming for the next week she got banned on twitch for her intentional tit reveal. yes, it's on /bant/ and yes it's nothing. boring hapa nothing tits

>>212295737
pre-dox it was nothing but simping and saying how boring she was, so no. Maybe she got the most screencaps

Is Ellie's family RVN or Charlie?

This is very important.

add this to the files

>>212295525
Ella replied to me. She is a good woman.

>>212295584
>believing you even had a chance to talk to her
grifted

Up yours hoe

>>212295710
She's too powerful.

>>212295794
I'm not worried I just think it's funny

>>212295832
I wonder what drunk JC is like.

Jet did nothing wrong. How many times in life do you get 18yo virgin asian waifu served on a silver platter to say no

reddit kf, here's the stream
https://gofile.io/d/GtKD4y

cheating on taylor with a black alien

>>212295539
i think goran booted jin because ellie liked jin

>>212295781
hnnnng

>>212295876
thats how groomer brain works
>see an underage girl
>oh wow here is my chance
>*kidnaps them*

>>212295876
I wouldn't care if he wasn't so ugly and stupid and lazy

on the upside ellie closing dms means she will never see my weird disgusting post.

>>212295877
QRD? I just woke up but I have to go to work.
Thank you.

looks like the thread finally died

>>212294935
White women fuck dogs

>>212295935
they fuck worse things than dogs

>>212295931
if you need me i can revive it. don't even need to ask

im glad this ellie arc is over so i never have to see her again
its like breaking up with a bpd girlfriend
what a relief

>>212295767
Wow they actually did
Angie accomplished what thousands thought was impossible
This little brat defeated Josie.

>>212295876
nothing he’s doing is illegal it’s just morals and power dynamics and yada yada. The puppy play shit as her employer is worse than him actually pursuing Ellie after the show. But then they’ll say it’s grooming so whatever

>>212295928
nontent stream desu
ellie joined seth's IG livestream, she's in a hotel room with direnc, ellie woke up and direnc was gone, angelina stole ellie's airpods

>>212295931
timezones what are they

>>212295966
a famous nigger just got life for grooming. Jets just a disaster waiting to happen

>>212295970
>ellie woke up and direnc was gone
I wonder what drench is up to

im here with my 18 year old girlfriend
sometimes my wife joins in when we fuck
ask me anything

>>212295767
wtf so they're killing the original general?

>>212295767
Ya GOTTA love the Angster, ya just gotta!

community has the best schizos

>>212295991
might be calling home or whatever, would have been evening in australia

such a massive ass for a tight brat
her latina side is coming out hard

>>212296012
yeah you're probably right, I was thinking she snuck off to do crack or turn tricks

>>212296003
>>212296005
og gen died the moment josie hard launched her bf that fucked up the s2 edits

>>212295991
seth said she did that at the house too, maybe it's just a thing she does to relax

>>212295410
quit jerking yourself off and present that bussy mints, it's all you're good for

>>212295810
What is his problem

>>212296031
i doubt she wants to fuck with her visa in this political climate

Ellie is so beautiful in the stream.

ngl i didn't watch at all, was angie a good contestant by ftl standards?

I wonder if the Wefunder paypigs have any recourse to sue, Jet fumbled in two big ways and the company may never recover

anyone got the supposed screenshots from kick chat discussing the week long trip or was that a lie

>>212296091
yeah, as soon as she entered there was energy in the house

>>212296091
yes she's /ourgirl/

>>212296091
Yeah
Then she was brutally gangraped and eliminated

>>212296091
Yup, had to have the entire house gang up to get her out.

>>212295883
Perbraps. She was also one of the only people to not shit on him after he left.

>>212296101
she just said she’s spending the next week travelling with direnc. Jet was confirmed to be with them in New York, whether he’s still there who knows. take that as you will

imagine if the guy who took the photo just made up the thing about jet being there

>>212296127
theres a pic of Ellie looking at Jin and its unmistakably her looking flirtatious

>>212296144
You could see his fat leg and vape tho.

So Jet I heard you been trying to fuck evey girl but my lil taytay. Well next time you have one of your sissy dress up camps give her a twirl taught her my self. They don't call her the texan plunger for nothing she gets deep up in that shit pipe o hell yeah!

>>212296162
why is his head massive

>>212296135
i know i watched ig live, but i heard someone talking about some kick channel on dans space, a hoax then?

I want to believe Sam made a quick season because of the cease and desist letter instead of giving up earlier this year, but it blew up in his face because of the lack of transparency and Jet, as usual.
He wanted to give something to the audience and now they are turning on him because they didn't like the product. He failed so bad that fans are tired of his crew's fuckups and openly questioning things now, which he hates.

>jet ended the show prematurely because he got impatient and horny and needed to do the after show grooming asap.
Jfc

>pov: youre alone in the RV with ellie. shes just come out of the shower wrapped in a towel, and looks at you like this
what do you do?

>>212296159
>Situation so grim that Sargeposting is back.
Kek.

>>212296175
she has a kick channel, she typed "hello bros" and then some guy asked her when she's going back home and she replied with this.
That is literally all that happened.

>>212296197
just have to accept Sam is a mental case, Hes been given every opportunity for almost a decade to make good content. He refuses to do so.
He could have put actual effort into Fishtank and make it a slick professional production, he just doesnt care, his brain got sodomised into potato mash by /pol/ psyops

>>212296219
Nobody can spin it any other way but Jet trying to fuck a school girl. Looks awful for Sam's stupid grift.

>>212296266
He's just overworked taking on too many projects at a time, too much stress etc. He's pretty much right when it comes to politics.

>>212296197
do you think Sam can just ignore it or has it become too big? I listened to some of the twitter spaces and they're very often defending wiggers, but even they were critical and called out poor management and the creepy behavior

>so theres this thing called "real estate"
how is he so funny bros?

>>212296091
Her first day was really cringe with lots of meta-talk about previous Fishtank seasons, but after that she was entertaining. Extremely loud when drunk tho.

>>212296197
what exactly would have been so bad about committing to a 2 week season anyway. money? is it really that simple? if they were honest about the situation from the beginning most would not care

>>212296244
lmao, are those jets brows???

>>212296299
>creepy behavior
What else has Sam done that was creepy? (Besides the whole Marky thing)

>>212296091
no, she was the biggest fishtank mde simp in contestant history. all she did was scream fishtank references for the entirety of her stay, except when she was goonbaiting

>>212296300
It's funny how hard he filters jobless zoomers.

>>212296319
it was about fishtank and the wiggers

>>212296299
It's over for fishtank. Logistically, there's just no way. And quitting S4 killed the goodwill they have. Jet preying on a highschooler is just icing on the cake.

>>212296336
Jet is the only one I've heard about being a pervo. Are there allegations about Ben and the rest of the crew?..

>>212296360
Ben tried hooking up with a fatty fan last season whilst he had a girlfriend.

>>212296342
>Jet preying on a highschooler
It's actually insane he'd go after an underaged 18 year old

>>212296360
jet is predatory. ben goons fangirls but its not that bad imo

>noooo not the 18 year old adult jet you sick fuck
go to sleep americans

>>212296367
Damm he couldn't even get with a fatty? That's quite the L.

people forget the origin of sams "grifting" was 9 years ago, it was basically a promise he wouldn't let MDE die and World Peace would continue by collecting funds for it. Thats what the fans wanted.
Instead he spent 9 years being a drooling retard (not a joke, footage of him drooling and dribbling in his car), literally fighting niggers in carparks, becoming a gymcel, training to do boxing and blowing his money on stunts.

>>212296382
I wouldn't care if he was grooming contestants if his show didn't suck. He needs to make something good before he's allowed to go Weinstein mode.

the impenetrable ellie

>>212296368
Pursuing someone still in highschool is insanely bad optics, incel.

>>212295061
randy bo bandy

>>212296397
alright that's true

>>212296299
They are mindbroken and will go back to him once he releases another FT or something else. He only cares about money and I guess chargebacks may tick him off, but the fans are masochists and will be there. Or not. Who knows?
>>212296310
Part of it is Sam enjoying keeping people in the dark with stuff like the S2 cult and the S3 famous house reveal, and this going for the audience too. Another part is that they really thought they could do a full season by hopping from house to house but the egress window situation fucked up their momentum. Wiggers love stupid ideas because they never deal with the consequences beyond plugging holes with Thiel's cash.

>>212296393
It wouldn't be a problem if he wasn't infecting young people's brains with far right hate. Ellie seems like a nice girl but Sam has groomed her into being a nazi. He's unironically evil.

>>212296091
Simps loved her. Chads hated her.
She got brutally BTFO and sent home while everyone else got 8k lol

>>212296382
i don't care about her age but the casting couch dynamic in every girl's case is pretty yuck you've gotta admit
that said it's still not even cracking the top 50 reasons to hate neptroon

>>212296400
Idk why your calling me an incel when I'm actually a progressive. Like you love who you love at the end of the day. What your saying is actually the same as homophobia.

>>212296447
love who you love lollll

>>212296452
It's true like even if you love a 9 year old queer boy. Why should that be forbidden? Just asking questions here btw.

>>212294791 (OP)
thank you for making this the thread pic in glad ellie is ok

>>212296462
its just too much, i prefer Ellie

where was chad king during all of this?

>impenetrable
everyone says that then jet gives you nitrous and all of a sudden you're being raped by a fat retard

>>212296480
Yes I do know what you mean. While Angie is young she does have developing nasolabial folds, which are a sign of maturity.

>>212296425
Wtf I love Sam Hyde now

>>212296512
hes so jeet coded

>>212296518
Dude just be serious. Like it's fun to make jokes. Being an actual nazi is just evil.

>>212296541
yeh but at least sam isnt infecting young minds with niggers like communists

>>212296393
What about the fake brony dating simulator Kickstarter game?

>>212296553
my heart

>>212296497
No it's that gaping disgusting can opener mouth + sid the sloth eyes that really turns me off.

>>212296541
You like season 3 don't you anon?

thoughts on extreme peace ep 3?
i liked the time bit, the coffee skit, the drug dealing was pretty good (was pic related from season fishtank season 1the other fat guy with chris or just another fatty?) the construction bit and nicks date werent bad

>>212295433
>luke is... italian

>>212296560
yeah i remember that

>>212296555
Do you actually hate black people? Wtf is wrong with you dude??

uhh a lot of you guys are acting like Cole right now. not that we don't like Cole. but please do better we're already working hard and S5 will be the best season ever.

>>212296565
Up until they kicked Brandon off unfairly. That just ruined the vibe for me.

>>212296541
Do you know what site you're on?

>>212296578
No i don't. Nice try you nigger loving faggot

>>212296541
>Being an actual nazi

Its not even that its just played out being a chud is cringe i can hate blacks jews and muslims without a faggy label

>>212296574
Shane Gillis showing up was pretty cool. Wasn't expecting that.

>>212296574
Better than EP1, worse than EP2, suffers from the same problems. I will continue watching because it's free but yeah they're washed up.

>>212296541
Sam is not an actual nazi. He's just a fucking grifter.

If he were he wouldn't deny the six million (which happened exactly as how the historians agree upon, and it was the tightest Factorio playthrough ever).

>>212296594
This isn't pol though
>>212296598
>>212296603
Idk why you think being racist is cool. Like I get making jokes, actual racism however just shouldn't be tolerated in this community.

>>212296576
It would have been just a funny prank if Schlomo Hoydl didn't actually run with the money.

>>212296541
Congrats on all the (you)s.

>>212295991
>>212296056
she is a prehistoric woman and her main hobby is to walk
imagine being in other country, in some walkable city and just stay in your room for 20 hours

jew hate rots the brain
nigger hate purifies it
hating white people balances it

>RISD costs $250k for an art degree
memorize this if you're an artist guy

>>212296609
He's an actual national socialist and it's fighting to me how much he influences gen Z. Like even girls like Ellie and Tayleigh are easily infected by his poisonous world view.

>>212296624
im not a racist, i want to fuck every colour of woman on earth.

extreme peace reeks of a bunch of old dudes trying to be funny to zoomers and failing

>>212296091
biggest cringe pickme in the history of the show
at least summer was a schizo and tayleigh is fun to hate
the other fish hated her so much they literally raped her to death
she is only liked by literal nonces

>>212296553
She unironically has goddess tier facial features

>>212296629
Shits so fucked up when opposing nazis is seen as bait. Like it's normal to be against the far right. Normal people hate nazis.

>>212296624
black people are dangerous tho

>>212296670
shes an exotic oriental goddess from the humid dark jungles of indochina.

>>212296649
This just reeks of colonial racism. People like you should be forcibly decolonised.

>>212296671
>Normal people hate nazis.
this is just false

>>212296640
Oh, it's burned into my brain, believe me.

Also he still hasn't moved his car, or payed me back the $7k. I don't know how this 4chan internet forum works, but if you guys see Samuel, tell him to come pick it up already.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

>>212296645
there is nothing wrong in being both nationalist and socialist
but is he? i dont think so, he is evil and he scam people for money, sam is not nazi, he is jewish

>>212296671
Yeah but thanks to people like Sam, if you hate nazis now you must be a pedo instead

>>212296674
Blacks are oppressed. George Floyd was only 5 years ago. America is massively racist still.

>>212296687
why are you hating on miscegenation. Thats extremely racist and hateful, people should be free to love any race they choose.

Sam is a art school fag who thought being right wing and roided would make him look more masculine. he looks like a fucking clown and has not done anything remotely interesting since wp1

it's important to remember weev is jewish and sam went to a $250k art school

>>212294881
get a gf

>>212296688
Fuck off incel
>>212296694
He's an antisemite and so are you.
>>212296701
I mean there's nothing wrong with being a MAP it's just knowing when it's inapp to act on your condition that is tricky to figure out at times.

I hate these faggots but the people saying shit like 'we don't want racism in fishtank' are the people jet Neptune wants in his community. He doesn't want people saying troon or shitting on black people, he wants a safe-edgy boring big brother crowd

>>212296726
>roided
lol its worse than that dyel, Sam fell for the permabulk meme

>>212296671
>Normal people hate nazis
where? in your liberal college town? 99% of the world has "nazi" opinions on being around blacks, gypsies, pakis, indians etc.

>>212296704
Dude just stop it with this bs. You are a racist woman hater

>>212296730
you should write for extreme peace

>>212296447
found the MAP

>>212296703
he overdosed on fent tho

I don't hate women, I love ryona

>>212296742
he is much skinnier now than he was a year ago it was commented on a lot in these threads

>>212296730
>I mean there's nothing wrong with being a MAP
you flew too close to the sun with that one, this is a larp

>>212296687
you realise the colonised fetish is the hottest fetish on social media for young non-white women? you have sexy brown women posting pictures of Pocahontas being fucked by a white man and saying this is me. Then they post their white bf/husband.
It's literally their fetish, it belongs to them

>>212296742
He looks so small now compared to S2

>>212296744
Anywhere in the world. Even right wingers hate Nazis. Like as much as I hate Trump and his cronies, even they oppose fucking nazis and they're pretty far right themselves. 6 million dead jews will never happen again.

ben?

>>212296763
thats good he finally realised it was killing him.

Is Fred balding less than Sam?

Grim.

>>212296756
>>212296766
Look it's not that unusual of a thing and it's not like all MAPs are abusers. I think we need to have a sensible conversation about this stuff. Like what happened with Brandon on s3 was fucked up, they should've been able to discuss like adults about why. Sometimes its okay.

>>212296751
I'd love a hot black or asian or latina gf. Can't see how i am racist

(you) baiting aside, Sam isn't a nazi nor even really all that racist he just hates progressives, reminder that he said "When we win, do not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny" and being told what he can and cannot say hence why he never hesitates to say "nigger".

>>212296757
>>212296771
You people need professional help. Wtf I can't help losers like you!

>>212296827
the issue is people think its the "jews" doing it when its the hardleft aka communists

>>212296823
A white person saying this is massively problematic.

>>212296833
i got yellow fever bad, give me asian gf now

>>212296827
sam was on video with a white nationalist group doing a book burning thing. sam donated to i think it was the daily stormer. sams done alot of things that would make one think hes not cool with the jooz. not saying hes a nazi, but hes not just against progressives lol

>>212296850
i hate white nationalism and white women make me sick.
I want to put a bun in an Ellie girls oven.

>>212296827
Sam is literally why gen Z are far right. Really as much as I've enjoyed fishtank. He really shouldn't have been able to have a comeback after he got cancelled. I think we can all agree with that.

>>212296827
sam is just angwy the mean jew tim heidecker destroyed his career. he just says whatever he thinks will connect with angry lonely men so they send him money. that's all there is. he was funny and Im sure he could still be funny but he chooses not to because its easier.

>>212296875
phone posting retard thumbs typed this

>>212296874
Look obviously I think being a MAP is fine. What isn't fine is th you want to colonialise Asian females. That's a big yikes

>>212296827
Marky.
Don Jolly.
Nina.

Sam started becoming cringe coincidentally around the same time he hired Jet Neptune to be his editor. Jet has ruined Sam's legacy, and Sam is too much of a pessimistic cuck to fire Jet at this point

>>212296902
Hey anon can you come down to the basement for a confessional? it'll take 5 mins dont worry

>>212296886
How am I wrong dipshit. We wouldn't have this nazi problem in schools if it wasn't for Sam Hyde. He can't keep getting away with it.

>some indian rant in /ftl/ again
people, please, stop giving him attention

>>212296908
it was because instead of making comedy he found funny, he switched to trying to appeal to younger people.
Ironically now jet is old, the cycle repeats.

>>212296949
genuinely looks subhuman here

I wonder if Sam wants to die so much on the antivaxxer/doctors are le bad hill because Fred didn't love him enough.

>>212296963
>looks
Who is going to break the news to anon?

>>212296964
Yeah it's nuts. Like we'd still be in the pandemic if it wasn't for the COVID shots.

>>212296949
thats just not a normal looking guy

>>212296949
>>212296963

>>212296981
i remember people saying in S1 he was balkans slav.
Always reminded me of this russian poster rejecting balkan slavs
>they just look like a person shouldn't look like
or something like that.

>>212296978
Nah, that shit would have petered out by 2023, like the Spanish Flu.

>>212296981
>>212296949
reminder the average iq in serbia is 80

>>212297011
I'm fed up of antivaxxers like you. You do understand that you just got lucky. When millions of others of your ilk died because you didn't get vaccinated?

>>212296868
Sam outright owned up to being antisemitic in a recent podcast appearance. He's a spineless cuck that hides behind irony and post irony and is only sincere about being antisemitic now that it's socially acceptable. All the irony/post irony shit has always been a crutch for Sam. Just wait for pedophilia to become socially acceptable and see what kind of shit Sam will say next lol.

>>212297031
You can stop pretending now, anon.

new >>212297046

>>212297031
nta but i dont consider myself an antivaxxer. i just didnt get any of the covid vaxxes

>>212297031
Look up "herd immunity." They are only safe for now. If you convert even more people to antivax, there'll be even more deaths.

>>212296941
The irony is despite being late 20s-30s his comedy hit the sixteen-year-old demographic, then later on his ecstasy of car series and hyde wars clips went viral. Starting Fishtank was completely selling out while he was still somewhat relevant.

>>212297055
>>212297057
Tell me how I know you both were pants shitting children when the global pandemic happened

>>212297078
People need to keep up to date with their boosters.

>>212297096
you are brain rotted

>>212297118
And you're a fucking child!

>>212297143
and you fuck with him, you are a pedo

>>212297153
There's literally nothing wrong with being a MAP

>>212296575
Luke is Irish, he's less than a quarter Italian