Thread 212295484

>Marie Antoinette was a quirky arthoe, just like me!
>fucking dirty peasants ended up killing literally me quirky arthoe, fucking swine, French Revolution LE BAD
>*Aphex Twin starts playing*
Bravo Sofia

The damage Coppola's nepotism did to Hollywood isn't talked about enough.

Great movie. One of my favorite female director movies. American Psycho being up there

Cute brapper though. Probably smells good.

>>212295513
Umm, is this a veiled dig at Nic Cage? You don’t mean that.

>>212295672
Among other things, yes.
Speaking of nepotism of Coppola, eysterday I saw a flick directed by Dorothy Ann Puzo, daughter of The Godfather writer. It was awful and it was the only thing she ever did. Nepotism didn't work well in her case.

>>212295513
F

>>212295484 (OP)
Reminder that the Ancien Regime fell because Louis XIV’s wife was a borderline retarded Spanish woman so his descendants were all stupid too. He even recognized this while alive and tried to promote his bastard children as high as possible.

>>212295656
>1700s
>ass smells good

>>212295484 (OP)

I don't think Sofia understands how a French noblewoman in the 18th century would have thought.

>>212295484 (OP)
Coppola transitioned?

>>212295656

Damn. She looks like an old dikey gym teacher in "Civil War".

>>212296295
Ben Franklin financed the American Revolution by going to France and introduced eating pussy to the royal court. He went down on so many wealthy old grannies to get their money that his jaw locked up and he got heart palpatations, but he kept doing it anyways because of his love of freedom.

>>212295484 (OP)
Haven't seen it. Is it really good, guys?

>>212295484 (OP)
>French Revolution LE BAD
Yup.

>>212295484 (OP)
the worst scene was when they were in the garden and the little girl was filmed for like a minute while she was strolling around and mumbling french words
why did she include this scene specifically?

>>212295484 (OP)
Indeed she took personally care of her child unlike the rest of the bourgeois and nobility and thus was hated. Rich Parisian women (which weren't peasants at all) were jealous of her.
The free masons (a satanic religion invented by angloids) hated her and thus killed her and tortured her 7 years old child to death.

low iq thread

>>212295484 (OP)
>French Revolution LE BAD
Yes. There is a big reason why (((they))) hate monarchy so bad

>>212296295
Royalty had baths and perfume in the 1700s

>>212295484 (OP)
Btw she never said that famous line about cake, it was propaganda

>>212296646
God bless that horny rascal/genius!

Marie Antoinette was basically the Brie Larson of 18th-century France. Both were powerful women who became lightning rods for reactionary male outrage, not because they actually did anything wrong, but because they existed in public while being female and not deferential enough. The revolutionaries constantly spread unhinged, sexualized lies about Marie Antoinette, accusing her of orgies, incest, and extravagance, just like how modern chuds and incels fabricate nonsense about Brie Larson “hating men” or “ruining movies”.

In both cases, the hate was never about policy or acting skills, it was about misogyny dressed up as critique. The so-called revolutionaries weren’t brave truth-tellers; they were just the 18th-century version of angry YouTubers with powdered wigs.

>>212300212
Keep your shoes on, Brie.

>>212300067
>There were hardly any toilets at Versailles and with a court counting several thousand people it turned out to be more than a little problem. The servants, the commoners who came to look at their monarch even the aristocrats would occasionally relieve themselves in corners and courtyards though this was not as often as has later been implied. Visitors - including Horace Walpole - complained about the awful smell that hung over everything; even the gardens were not free for the hideous odour. Thanks to the many reports of ambassadors and foreign visitors the splendid palace became known as one of the filthiest in the world - not exactly what had been expected. The problem became so acute that Louis XIV put a new rule in place according to which the hallways were to be cleansed for faeces (if there was any) and dirt once every week. Also, many of the King's beloved orange trees were put into vases inside the palace in an attempt to mask the smells.

>>212300212
So you're telling me the revolution guys were basically 18th century french equivalent of modern chud incels?

>>212300244
Good to know that France was and always will be a stinky shithole

>>212300171
It's also propaganda that Marie Antoinette never dabbled in politics or had zero influence on the estates general or her husband. Any movie that portrays her as a wholesome chungus that didn't know what the fuck was happening is, in fact, an attempt to whitewash and make her a 'dindu.'

>>212300251
Exactly. You had a bunch of angry men channeling their frustration and political impotence into over-the-top hatred for a woman who symbolized everything they thought was wrong with the world. They obsessed over her personal habits, her body, her sex life. Just like modern chuds turn every conversation about media or politics into a screed about Brie Larson’s face, feet, or imagined personality flaws.
So yes, the revolutionary pamphleteers were basically powdered-wig-pilled proto-incels, seething into parchment instead of YouTube comment sections.

>>212300311
You can't earnestly believe this

>>212300251
Revolutions are financed by the bourgeoisie and fought by disenfranchised young men with nothing to lose

>>212300310
There’s actually nothing to whitewash, because the so-called “crimes” she was accused of were either wildly exaggerated or outright fabrications. She was not some shadow queen manipulating the Estates-General. Her husband, Louis XVI, was not a tyrant either. He was, by all accounts, a mild, thoughtful, and reform-minded monarch who inherited a system already on the brink of collapse due to centuries of mismanagement, war debt (especially from helping the American Revolution), and structural inequality baked into the Ancien Régime. He attempted tax reforms, supported easing restrictions on Protestants, and even tried to abolish the corvée (forced labor). But the nobility and clergy blocked reform at every turn.
Marie Antoinette’s supposed political meddling is laughably overstated. She was largely disinterested in policy for most of her life and only began expressing opinions in the final years, when the royal family was under siege and she was desperately trying to preserve any version of stability for her children.
The truth is: she was a scapegoat. And Louis was a decent monarch in a doomed system.

>>212295484 (OP)
>French Revolution LE BAD
Yes.

>>212300212
Except the Revolutionaries were by all accounts the liberals of their time and most of their lies were more akin to what delusional marxist say about rich people.

>>212300363
Do you actually believe the deranged lies the revolutionaries told about her?

You guys are all faggots, the french revolution was the best fucking time in the history of this planet. All the elites fucking people over had their heads roll en masse. We need French revolution 2: Electric bogaloo

>>212300410
Yes

>>212300403
Being the "liberals" of their time doesn’t mean they weren’t also absolute chudcel weirdos. These guys weren’t writing economic critiques, they were drawing pornographic cartoons of Marie Antoinette, accusing her of orgies, incest, and lesbian mind control. That’s not Marxism, that’s 18th-century pol.

>>212295484 (OP)
>If you want to fuck Sofia all you gotta do is say "Hey Baby"
>Sofia Coppola likes any guy who has what she wants, “If she wants to be a photographer, she’ll fuck a photographer. If she wants to be a filmmaker, she’ll fuck a filmmaker. She’s a parasite just like her fat, pig father was.

>>212300444
We all know aristocrats were a bunch of degenerates

>>212300425
Funny how people romanticize the guillotine like it only touched elites, when the Revolution ended up slaughtering normal peasants en masse. Ever heard of the Vendée genocide? The revolutionaries sent armies to the countryside to crush rural uprisings, mostly made up of poor, religious farmers who didn’t want their priests arrested or their kids conscripted. What followed was mass executions, village burnings, women and children drowned in rivers. We're talking tens of thousands of civilians dead.

>>212300444
They were doing both, most of the chuds sided with the Monarchy, the weird freemason leftist dorks were the ones running the press.

>>212300425
Elites are always going to exist, the difference is they killed the Elites loyal to France and replaced them with rootless capitalist elites that had no problem raping the country.

>>212300477
That stereotype doesn’t even hold up when you look at Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette. Far from being “degenerates,” they were notoriously awkward and basically celibate for the first 7 years of their marriage. Louis literally didn’t know how sex worked. There are letters between royals and ambassadors where people are concerned that the marriage wasn’t consummated because he had no clue what to do.

Marie Antoinette was mocked in court for being too modest and uninterested in flirtation. Versailles expected intrigue and scandal, and she just wanted to ride horses and hang out with her girlfriends. The idea that they were typical “decadent aristocrats” is pure revolutionary fanfic. If anything, they were weirdly vanilla and deeply sheltered.

>>212300500
>What followed was mass executions, village burnings, women and children drowned in rivers. We're talking tens of thousands of civilians dead.
What a time to be alive, i wish I'd been there.
>>212300534
Ok schlomo

>>212300444
Checked but you write like an absolute turbofaggot that spends way too much time on the internet

>>212300590
You are retarded the Jews literally sided with the Revolutionaries because it was a Catholic monarchy that limited their rites, you are literally a dumb goy that jews laugh at.

>>212300550
Who gives a fuck about what they were like, they let the country starve and deserved to lose their heads.

>>212300384
Who said anything about "crimes?" The whitewashing is quite literally pretending that there was nothing they could've done. Accepting the infinite rigmarole of loans and cooking of the books to pretend that you are not in the infinite deficit spiral is one thing, but sacking (rehiring and then again sacking) the same Necker for doing exactly what you agreed to is another.

The funny thing is, musical chairs of ministers where a dying regime thinks the NEXT GUY is going to fix everything is so common. Even the Romanovs were doing it. Specifically Alexandra, to no avail until they got deposed.

The movie is explicitly pretending that she knew nothing, didn't do anything, and held no power outside of her little bubble. Which is a propaganda. Who said anything about "crimes?" The whitewashing is quite literally pretending that there was nothing they could've done. Accepting the infinite rigmarole of loans and cooking of the books to pretend that you are not in the infinite deficit spiral is one thing, but sacking (rehiring and then again sacking) the same Necker for doing exactly what you agreed to is another.
The funny thing is, musical chairs of ministers, where a dying regime thinks the NEXT GUY is going to fix everything, is so common. Even the Romanovs were doing it. Specifically Alexandra, to no avail until they got deposed.
The movie is explicitly pretending that she knew nothing, didn't do anything, and held no power outside of her little bubble. Which is a propaganda.

>>212300611
>You

>>212300623
Fuck.
What even happened here.

>>212300550
Most monarchs were too inbreed and retarded to even be degenerates.

>>212300212
>>212300311
>>212300444
Nice try, Ivan.

>>212300311
brie?

>>212296646
>>212300191

>>212300212
Post that weird big toe, Brie..

>>212295484 (OP)
The French revolution was probably one of the worst things to ever happen in human history.

>>212296646
Utterly based.

>>212295484 (OP)
>French Revolution LE BAD
the french revolution was fucking horrible you psycho

>>212301976
No, it brought Napoleon to power and we've got a bunch of kino.
More over, the kwabing France gave to Prussia egged on germans so hard they carried it through the entirety of 19th century all the way to WW1.

>>212296295
how hard will it be to keep it clean? it isnt . it isnt

>>212300311
There is zero historical evidence of this, you're just making this shit up lmao

>>212295484 (OP)
It was like a music video movie.

>>212295484 (OP)
>French Revolution LE BAD
This is true though

>>212300500
only the idiots wouldn't run, just as today

>>212301976
The aristocrats deserved it, literally letting their people starve.

>>212302092
In our day its easier though challenging; every bowel movement or breaking of wind can leave grease or speckles of shit. Then there's anal leakage of oils, and shit grease, adding to that sweat and grime and violá, swamp ass.

There is nothing left to do once your parents, uncles, and other former authority figures have grown wealthy. When the moral compass is gone, all that remains is to succumb to the depravity of your remaining time here.

>>212295484 (OP)
Peak Dunst

i was just jacking off to her ass in this last night.

>>212303580
that's jumanji or interview, but she was still kino in this ngl

>>212300046
>There is a big reason why (((they))) hate monarchy so bad
They don't, they financed the opposition to the revolution, you lying idiot.

>>212300623

your bot broke

The French Revolution was a deeply Satanic event and paved the way for communism. What was done to Marie's son was indefensible.

>>212303731
You're brown.

>fucking dirty peasants ended up killing literally me quirky arthoe, fucking swine, French Revolution LE BAD
That's true though.

>>212295484 (OP)
>French Revolution LE BAD
Yes.
t. French

>french revolution LE BAD
unironically yes.

The french revolution was based, not because commie Troon "boo hoo poor people are opressed" bs, but because it brought a lot of pain, misery, suffering and death. I really really hate people and nothing brings me more joy than harming them. Seeing other people be happy and smile makes me feel like there is a knife lodged in my chest and someone is twisting it, in contrast, seeing other people's misery makes me feel like a mountain is lifted off of my shoulders. I feel physically lighter, euphoric and gleeful, like km on the clouds. Fuck you and Fuck all of your families, I hope you rats all die the slowest, most humiliating agonizing death possible.

>>212300444
Modern liberals are constantly accusing chuds of being the real pedophiles and also that every other chud is secretly gay, it's not fucking difficult.

>>212303851
>calling out lies and making me seethe means you're brown
Here we go again with the immoral and dishonest subhumans who call everyone they disagree with brown. You people really have no shame.
And here is what Charles V did with the jews
>Although maintaining the exclusion of the Jews from Spain, and upholding the Inquisition there, he continued to afford the Jews protection in the domains of the Holy Roman Empire. He refrained in 1520 from exacting the coronation tax customarily levied on the Jews, and in 1530 reconfirmed the privileges he had granted them at his coronation. The first public religious *disputation between Jews and Christians to be held in the presence of an emperor in Germany was conducted between the convert Antonius *Margarita and *Joseph (Joselmann) b. Gershom of Rosheim. After the debate Charles extended to the Jews throughout the empire the privileges which had been granted a century earlier to the Jews in Alsace. He reacted benevolently to the complaints presented to him by Joseph of Rosheim concerning Jews oppressed in various towns of the Empire. At the Diet of *Regensburg (1532) Charles was approached by the pseudo-messiahs Solomon *Molcho and David *Reuveni, but had them arrested and given up to their fate. In 1544, at the Diet of *Speyer, Charles granted the Jews liberal privileges in return for 3,000 Rhenish florins. He continued to utilize Jewish financial aid and to afford the Jews protection. Joseph of Rosheim regarded Charles as "a defending angel" of the Jews against the hostility of Martin *Luther and his supporters.
Always remember that the enemies of the Revolution are liars.

>>212304976
don't worry, soon it will be their heads rolling

>>212304844
You're either jewish or a sodomite
Or maybe both actually

>>212305167
TL;DR

>>212305180
>two more weeks

>>212303416
1. Elites — the super-rich. They’ve got ass linen to wipe on demand, ash and blood by the ton. Sure, they can make it feasible.

2. The average Joe. Yeah, they’re pretty fucked. Shitting near a body of water? Bad. Storing water? Also bad.

I see your point now...

>>212303681
>peak prior Lolita
kek, this guy

>>212295484 (OP)
She and Diablo Cody have rode the wave of having directed/written one good movie for decades.

>>212295484 (OP)
>French Revolution LE BAD
this but unironically
rousseau was a hack, murat was a retard, and the french doomed the west

>>212295656
body double, sadly

>>212295484 (OP)
yes, the French Revolution was bad

I suppose a question would be would a modern monarchist France import 6 trillion africans and arabs ?

>>212305395
>gets called out
>doubles down on his bullshit proving he's a liar
>asks for a tldr for a short greentext proving he lacks literacy
Typical of the enemies of the revolution to be liars and incapable of literacy. Dishonesty and immorality is part of standing for lies such as reactionary bullshit.
In all likelihood you're a groyper, which is true, unlike your dishonest claim that I'm brown.

>>212306918
If the refugees were catholic monarchists than there would be no white person in France. Right wing christcucks (including groypers) are okay with importing shitskins in the west as long as they worship rabbi Jesus.
People acting like Christianity and monarchist is based are simply liars.

>>212300618
This.
https://youtu.be/TMHCw3RqulY

>>212295484 (OP)
I’ve always wondered, what’s the general consensus on Robespierre on this site?

>>212306930
>>212307017
back to bunkerchan you go tranny

>>212295656
god this shot is kino

>>212307342
You’re jewish.

>>212307341
I think he gets singled out a lot as particularly deserving of the comeuppance he got but I think he was more or less just playing to the tune rather than inciting it. He wasn't whipping the masses into a spontaneous Reign of Terror, he was just giving them what they wanted. The country was borderline lawless if not actually lawless and nobody was actually in control as it careened into violence

>>212303731
>>212305167
>>212306930
Angry indian/south american hands typed this

>>212295532
this. OP is as usual a faggot. Sofia is one of the few non-retarded female directors

>>212307468
see
>>212307386

>>212307386
Kikes are the ones who invented communism which spawned bunch of 20th century offshoots in reaction to it INCLUDING the modern conception of kiked up capitalism.
>Le Christcuck Monarchists would have totally imported billions of arabs and niggers!
>except they never did for hundreds of years even if they could
>but when jews invented commie shit and eventually psyoped Europe into WWII (which was only beneficial to kikes, retarded ghetto jews died out from typhus in sanatoriums, while the elite jews formed Israel and the Zionist rule, look up Haavara Agreement) suddenly every western (and some eastern too) countries started spearheading towards liberal collapse

>>212306930
Ignacio, ya basta. Busca pega fracasado culiao

>>212307341
He was based.

>>212295484 (OP)
It was... Le ironic.

Kirsten Dunce

>>212295513
>The damage Coppola's nepotism did to Hollywood isn't talked about enough.

I'm listening...

>>212307342
>>212307468
>if I keep repeating the same lie again and again the goyim will believe I'm telling the truth
I am none of the things you accuse me of being, you just keep proving you're shameless liars.
Picrel is what the Revolution tried to save us from btw.

>>212307757
Sodomites on gay parades rape twice as many children

>>212307785
No, they don't. Keep lying.

>>212304976
chuds are the real pedophiles though, just ask them