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simptank is ded go do something else

Cryokeen NEEDS to get drunk

unobtainable women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFewzB2Kf-4

>Guys we're already hard at work to make season 5 the best to date and deliver it within less than a year
>*4 days of partying and a week long road trip with the girls*

so why is luke no more following ellie on insta?
i know "following" in a long term has no value, but there is hidden meaning that something made him to unfollow her

He won

noided.ellie
shes my beautiful wife
i love her!!

>>212297120
I'm pretty sure Sam told him to unfollow her

ellie is so cool outside the tank... wish she was 20 years older

remember that day during bitchtank when jet turned off tts/roses for claire? it was just a part of him negging her so he could groom her for sex after the show

>>212297148
wish she'd just dump the wiggers. Shes a fox, need more Ellie content

>>212297046 (OP)

Now we know that Sam was money laundering the whole time with this Chinese criminal, Gook, who owns the S1 house.

Do you think the “balls” scheme was also used to launder money?
It was very suspicious that people would pay large sums to send “balls” to other adults.

>>212297120
Ive checked and I think he doesnt follow any other fish. It'd be weird if he was following dan or drench but not ellie. Jet seems to be the one that follows almost everyone

CHEATING
WHORE
CUNT
DIE TAYLOR YOU FUCKING BITCH

Angelina has 688 subscribers on YT and 1687 views on her latest livestream.

Not bad numbers, considering how quickly she left the show. Would you consider her a simpable mid? Is it the braces that makes her come off as more approachable?

>>212297120
Jet told him to fuck off.
He isnt wasting two weeks worth of grooming again.

>>212297190
She is a certified fuckbunny with a license to give erections

>>212297120
ellie said luke was sexy (as the red shark) and jet told him to stay out of his territory (probably)

>>212297190
I wouldn’t approach her, weird face hairline and jawline, bulldog looking ah

>>212297190
making a patreon was a very good idea. anons seem to think she's dumb but I think she is not. of course that number will go down as will the views but I think she can make decent money if she treats it as a side hustle. stream 3 times a week, post on patreon daily, continue shilling throne and also dont forget about real life and continue studying or at least dont blow all the money on shit

The fact a retard as ugly as goran thinks he has a chance with a girl like Ellie is clown world

I invested my life savings into Fishtank when the Wefunder opportunity arose. I thought this was the next big thing, a lock, a foolproof way to secure the financial future for me, my wife, and my wife's son.

>>212297189
SHE RUINED HIS FUCKING LIFE

ellie is a chicken jockeyfag
KEKKKKKK
no more glowie posting desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ0AwFvDk0Q

https://x.com/search?q=fishtanklive&src=typeahead_click

extremely cursed post season

>>212297221
nigga get over it. if they were coworkers he wouldnt have a chance, but since he's internet famous he does. thats just how it goes. you cant fight it. hell even abi and claire, as dumb and evil as they are, are more attractive than him.

>>212297184
we remember he was following Freddy, and now he is not, weird stuff

Why did the fanbase get Dr. Cross fired? What was funny about that? That was just petty feminine jealousy from the audience.

>>212297234
hot pic

redditors can be alright sometimes

>>212297238
hes not famous. No one knows who the fuck he is. He still has no charisma, no qualities that would ever get a girl like Ellie.
He is literally grifting off Sams name and wallet.

>>212297240
I assume he (and other less important prod guys) didnt really have a lot of contact with the fish. meanwhile jet (and bex) follow even smaack and ted.

>>212297261
As much as the fanbase wants Jet gone. It's just not going to happen.

>>212297238
>>212297262
this is why white guys are retarded. If Sam was a mafia boss, can you imagine the boss letting his retard fugly goon get the hot girl off his time and money and name.

>>212297261
when you're burned, you've got nothing. no cash, no credit, no job history. you're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in

>>212297261
>redditors can be alright sometimes
dont get your hopes up
they will forget about all this in a week then continue burt posting and getting hyped for bg2

>>212297241
it was like looking in a mirror and they hated that

>>212297178
it's not money laundering it's just taking free silicon valley money via bills minds connections. it's honest work desu

It would be funny if out of laziness goran got s5 house from RI and tries to avoid trouble by pretending to be on different state. This will lead to huge trouble when one of the fishes casually mentions that they are in RI

>>212297298
Duuude BG2 is gonn be dope af

>>212297241
They got taylor fired

>>212297241
>>212297321
Qrd on this?

>>212297261
good, they are our golems

>>212297262
>no one knows who the fuck he is
except for us who continue posting here days after the show died and the thousands of people who follow the show. he's not tom cruise, but he's internet famous. get over it.
>He still has no charisma, no qualities. He is literally grifting off Sams name and wallet.
I agree
>that would ever get a girl like Ellie.
Ellie is a fangirl. you really have to get over it. Ellie is a cringe 18 yo. in my town, there was a guy, fat manlet, but he made a lot of cheap troma-esque horror movies that got some distribution in my country. I was a production assistant for his films and he fucked a lot of really hot and younger girls that wanted to be in his movies. women are like that. ellie is extremely hot yes but at the end of the day she's also a woman.

>>212297317
its funny they set it in RI, im not even american and i know RI has funny laws

>>212297261
these guys are all itt right now btw

>>212297332
dr cross said his workplace was harassed and hes looking for a job but who knows if thats true
taylor lost her job after s2 but it was more of her fault
ck legit lost her job after s2 tho

bros Im pissed my dad didn't start a tech company that got acquired by ibm it's not fair

>>212297351
Didn't realize I was posting with such based people.

>Jimmy was also going to be in S4 according to the Daniel twitter space
thank GOD it ended

>>212297240
All that matters is he's still following Eggy.

Wefunder investor dividends status?

>>212297381
>burt jimmy fatty
did ab choose the freeloaders this season? holy fucking grim

>>212297381
>Jimmy, Burt, and Frank all got cucked by the rugpull
Oh wow lol.

>>212297381
Idk why people here hate jimmy. Everyone on redd loves him.

>>212297338
Jet isnt famous at all, no one would even know who he is if not for Sam. None of us would know who he is if he didn't keep inserting himself in the show.
Hes a god damn no body r9k turd larping as a celebrity

>>212297261
A week ago I pointed out, on reddit, that Jet is obviously trying to groom a high schoolers and they defended him so heavily it was crazy. It really takes a fake rugpull theory to get them to even consider that Jet *might* be a bit morally reprehensible? Whatever, ill take it. Hopefully he has to step down now, and fishtank can actually be good.

This is the worst fanbase of all time. Yes, you are a part of the Fishtank fanbase and you should be ashamed at what you've become. You're all mentally ill freaks who have no job, no hobbies, no gf, no life. Nothing to live for. Get your shit together

>>212297414
Unpopular opinion but It actually like Jet and I think his personality actually really adds to the show.

>>212297178
“Balls” is slang for sex with contestants. Buying a certain amount of “balls” was the signal that you wanted to have sex with a contestant. The amount varies by the value of the contestant sexually.

>>212297425
>You're all mentally ill freaks who have no job, no hobbies, no gf, no life. Nothing to live for. Get your shit together
Being incel is based. Like everything you listed is cringe, wtf do I need hobbies for? Your big gay.

>Yeah I know we lost most of a season to my ineptitude and I have a million hard things to do to get us back on track ASAP and we have investors and employees depending on me but I'm just gonna drive this high school girl down to NYC and hang out for a few days.

>>212297426
he literally has no personality

>>212297426
He is so incompetent it's not even funny. It might even be endearing, but he's also extremely unpleasant to look at, in addition to being a complete charisma void. He also is bad at talking! There is nothing about him that is good.

Wigger cocksleave.
The worst part: she lies about it.

>>212297414
at this point I assume you're either trolling or just too blinded to see reality so I'll give you a final (you) and go play some death stranding

Won't the lies you are spreading discredit the actual problematic stuff?
Are the wiggers in here rn?

Jet was cute in Bloodgames and early Bitchtank

>>212297425
I have a job and hobbies. Im sipping my coffee for 5 min before i head out to work. You are just bitter and projecting you own insecurities onto the internet

>>212297465

>>212297475
Adorbz

>>212297465
Abi...

>>212297448
the most sickening thing is he needs drugs to actually get confidant.
He acts like a "u-u too" spaghetti incel, then give him drugs, hes suddenly the baddest mofo in the world and his eyes bulge out of his head like a rapist.
Its just sick

>>212297444
>>212297448
He's total a bro. Kinda dude who likes to chill on the couch and smoke weed. Like he's hella relatable.

>direnc and ellie and goran in ny
>burt is in ny roselle park in new jersey
please keep this repulsive subhuman far from them

>>212297426
Jet is okay, I legit don't hate him, I just wished he was more professional. Focus on one thing. Think of challenges with Ben and focus on following the fish's dynamics. Dont do anything else. Hire Seth and other dickriders to filter TTS and deliver toys and all that shit, they'll do it for peanuts. Hire a legal team. Hopefully stop flirting with fish at least until they get out. No more snapping fingers type stuff

>>212297420
Again, if he was talented and made a good show, I promise you that it would be less than a blip on the radar. The issue is that he is specifically hiring girls to fuck, being on camera as much as possible, AND is extremely untalented and bad at putting on a good show.

>>212297333
Fantastic, if Jet doesn’t slice the achilles tendon of whatever poor girl he’s fucking, she’ll surely lose the entire leg to an infection anyway.

>>212297475
imagine your eyebrows are thicker than your mo

>>212297512
nope. Ive hung out with some pretty chill cool guys, hes like, i almost don't have a word for it.
Hes a loser even to losers.
Guys like him just were not meant for greatness.

all jokes aside i would literally eat shit from ellies asshole

>uhh arye never accept free help. People are freaks and will abuse you with
>hey ellie want some free help traveling across the country, i promise not to ask for anything in return

>>212297519
>>212297520
honestly just not being a fat unkempt slob would go a long way with me.

watched the ellie live and im completely smitten

hey anons
lets get based and redpilled today
israelitefags are not welcome here
only yns can watch this KEKerino maximuserino

>>212297538
He's got hella drip though, can't shit on his fits. Deadass bro

There is no proof of these lies you are spreading about Jet. He is a hardworking showrunner who was unfairly targeted by law enforcement. We need to all give Jet more time, definitely don't do chargebacks, and stop spreading hurtful rumors.

ng]

>>212297475
it isn't his looks that irk me at all, its his ego

uh oh... is Frank throwing shade at Jet?

Did Jet really only send the guys home? lmao how blatant.

>>212297572
no clothing will make him look good. He belongs in a dirty factory and dying at 49

So I spent a little over $200 this season on the pass, a few TTS, and Stox for what exactly? No real ending and no real communication until it was already over. I want my money back.

>>212297553
does goran specifically style his eyebrows to look like that? why do they look like perfect rectangles like that? if he does style them, why not style them to be thinner, or style them to look more natural? they look like something out of a mii character creator.

>>212297520
>specifically hiring girls to fuck
That's based thobeit

>>212297590
not only that but
>asked Angie to "hang out" after she got eliminated
>threw Fred out of the S3 house party because he was flirting with Letty
>Offered to pay for all expenses in the RV roadtrip
and thats just stuff we know

>>212297598
>He belongs in a dirty factory and dying at 49
That's still very likely given the state of the show.

dont mind me
just another KEKslam dunkerino post, fellow anonsfags KEEKKKKKK

>>212297581
he is actually pissed that he didn't get to come on S4.

>>212297623
none of that is true

>>212297578
its the full package for me
>ugly as sin
>retarded
>zero charisma
>incompetent
>somehow has an ego at all.

>>212297616
IF he was talented and good at stuff, sure. IF fishtank was consistently good, I wouldnt care nearly as much.

>>212297610
Did you enjoy yourself though

>>212297641
Sounds like someone is jealous

>>212297610
Kek fucking brokie wants his money back. Go fuck yourself.

>>212297581
Doesn't this shit get you "high" for like 30 seconds max while doing unironic brain damage? What's the point? Sorry I'm just not retarded enough to be a drug addicted faggot like the Wiggers

nvm, the guy is replying to himself

has anyone got archives of all the livestreams that happened yesterday?

>>212297581
Seems more like hes talking shit about ellie

>>212297656
I pity him. The free money and clout will run dry and he'll live and even sadder and more destitute life than his father.

>>212297637
He probably is.

>>212297610
It's just a couple of clicks on your bank's website to do a chargeback. Product paid for, product not delivered as promised.

>>212297663
These already braindead zoomers are out here killing what small amount of brain cells they have left. Jesus wept.

>>212297677
good thing @FishtankChud dispelled the rumors with facts and logic

oh god i finally looked up galaxy gas,
Do americans really
cant stop laughing

>>212297520
Jet has good taste in women.

When Jet handed off the casting to pros, you got 30 somethings pretending to be 26. You want fishtank to stink, get rid of Jet.

>>212297663
It's effects last longer depe on how much you do. It all builds up if you keep huffing. The effects easily last for 15 minutes but the peak of the hit is closer to 5. It's fun shit.

>>212297699
Just did a balloon right noman shit feels gud

>>212297693
FishtankChud is now abi's boyfriend, and abi told him nothing

mental illness runs rampant in this thread, can that one guy stop replying to himself at least?

>>212297694
its funny because galaxy gas makes you retarded but also only appeals to people who were already low iq like low class blacks and wiggers

>>212297740
Fucku

>>212297740
i'm just in awe of Americans constantly finding new ways to get high

thats me next to ellies mom
we just had sex ;p

which fishgirl would have the most soothing heart rate / bosom combination? my fishbucks are on drench

>>212297727
probably doesnt even know abi cheated on ogre to be jet’s cocksleeve

>>212297785
post her tits

>>212297727
Kek, really? Imagine running damage control for the dude who fucked your girl. She's still in love with Jet btw.

>>212297785
Anyone have her mother's socials. She sounds like a living sex toy.

>>212297794
aryeh deserved a better season, what a pity

>>212297677
>Finally watched the vid
KEK JET PAYS GIRLS TO HANG OUT WITH HIM. Imagine having internet clout, still having to buy escort services, and still giving girls the ick. Even christian chandler is doing better than Jet LOL.

>>212297800
Haley.

>>212297677
Is AI really this accurate nowadays? It very accurately gets his slightly southern inflections correctly. It sounds exactly like him.

>>212297838
that's literally ai, you're hateboner is blinding you from the truth

>>212297838
The "girl" he was talking to is actually a tranny.

>>212297853
How can you tell? Sounds exactly like him.

>>212297853
Known crack addict empathchan is NOT smart enough to be able to train an AI on Jet's voice and make it sound this realistic. It's real.

>>212297847
its in a weird spot where a persons idiosyncrasies can be replicated but it still trips up on things like emphasis

>>212297699
Lmao addicts are pathetic faggots. I could throw your inept ass through a wall. Try lifting some weights or going for a job

>>212297677
>empathchan
what the fuck
when did she get involved in this?

>>212297757
Some people in prison use their own waste to get high

>>212297785
God damn. Ellie is the ugliest in her family

>>212297806
this filthy whore forces you to take off your condom and finish inside her
otherwise she will say you raped her
shes psycho

>>212297853
>it's ai!!!
It's not
>you're hateboner
Esl detected, opinion disregarded.

>>212297886
yeah we all know about jenkem.
You know another name for jenkem?
Jet

>>212297877
Well the issue here is that Jet only drones and naturally doesnt put emphasis on words. So its basically 1:1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDMniYlRkg0

>>212297878
Bruh id bust a cap in yo ass. We don't fuck around in Gary.

>>212297904
>It's not
but it is, literally everyone has pointed this out

>>212297896
Sounds like visual novel

i saw a better tit pic before

>>212297261
he did the same thing with josie. why doesn't he hang out with someone like...dan?

jets a redneck toilet baby

>>212297794
Where is ellie here. Doesnt look like the s3 house, but hotels dont have pink lighting, do they?

>>>/v/714372341
Is what they're saying true?

>>212297908
Nah AI will randomly add emphasis to the end of every sentence for no reason and it's impossible to train it out. The fact that it's perfectly monotone is proof that it's not AI.

>>212297941
Its edited lol

>>212297904
So it's more likely that empathchan trained an AI voice? That quickly?

>>212297941
love hotel

>>212297962
it stumbles over the word freeloader obviously not

>>212297945
Ah, so it's definitely just him. Man that's wild.

>>212297944
yeah the 6 minute construction sketch was 4 minutes longer than it should have been.

>seeing those childhood pictures of ellie that are only a few years old when she looks so innocent and happy
>Her voice still sounding like a 12 year old
>Knowing she's most likely fucking Goran

Its just gross and depressing, man. This show really is poison for the soul.

>Ellie's mom insatiable hoe
>Ellie's dad runs around with a dick pump
>Ellie's sister well adjusted married woman
>Ellie just a widdle chud

>>212297981
it also keeps talking after empath mistimes her interruption lol

>>212298009
>>212298017
Guys she's an 18 year old child. You need to show some respect.

>>212298009
even just her being in the same room as goran is off putting
Shes so pretty and cool.

>>212298009
what are you on about?
it makes it hotter knowing this little guppy was raised specifically to rim jets ass
all those trips to disneyland only to end up like pic related

>>212298042
stop straw manning, Goran.

REMEMBER FISHTROONKERS, JET IS JINNOCENT! LETS FIGHT WITH 4CHAN NAZIS

>>212298074
He is pedo

>>212298116
he's obsessed

>>212297981
Right at the beginning? In the show itself though, I have heard him say both *free*loader and free*loader*, emphasis on either word. I think he's just bad at talking.
>>212298038
Could have not heard her, entirely possible.

>>212297677
>unemployed
jet fucked his gf (abi)

do you think Ellie would be hotter if she was on the galaxy gas for a few months.

>>212298131
yes

>>212298124

>>212298094
Please never use the word troon again. But yeah.

dont pretend to believe its not ai just to fuck jet over, that will backfire

>>212297785
>two different dads
>both daughters are smoke shows
Her box is the gates of heaven

I'm not even an Ellie simp, I just think its gross and creepy. MDE is unironically low rent Weinsteins.

Hey, guys! Cryo here.

Jet just came inside this btw

>>212297962
>So it's more likely that empathchan trained an AI voice? That quickly?
its 2023 anymore, it takes a minutes to clone a voice
its obviously ai because it has the default american accent sometimes and it enunciates words where jet mumbles
angie also leaked that jet does facetime when he calls

>>212298193

/ftl/ lost and jet won
today is a good day

>>212297610
I'm sorry. I spent $60 on a membership and tokens. People online are weirdly defensive over production and will blame us and call us retards and paypigs. But how could we have foreseen the season ending after just two weeks? They completed all prior seasons, so of course we assumed that this season would be completed too. And that there would be a winner and some payoff at the end. And they fully scammed us. It's not our fault that we were LIED TO.

>I spent $60 on a membership and tokens

>>212298269
>I spent $60 on a membership and tokens.
why?

>>212298269
>I spent $60 on a membership and tokens.

>>212298009
You can save her by reporting fishnet, inc for legal money laundering and fraud

How come I've literally never met a single person who likes Jet?

i like to think Ellie has a sliver of self respect to not let goran hump her

>>212298314
im unironically going to do that. I'm reporting them to every government agency i can find.

>>212298337
yeah

>>212298257
>/ftl/ lost
Nah, the seething brown fanbase lost. They can't handle our goofy white boy winning this hard.

>>212298206

>>212298186
Im an ellie's sister simp and i agree

>>212298359
facts my nigga

>>212298269
Thanks for your support if you liked season 4 then season 5 is gonna blow your mind

>>212298337
>i like to think Ellie has a sliver of self respect to not let goran hump her
girls who go on fishtank do not have any self respect
sorry bud, its over

>>212297369

She might too insane for Jet.

Why does it bother you if another man gets laid with consenting adult?

TAYTRIOTS FALL IN LINE ONE TO HUT ONE MARCH SEVEN GO
HUT!!

>>212297369
this is josipedos all over again

>>212298359
He is not /ourguy/, he actively hates us, retard.

>>212298269
That must feel humiliating. Wow, what a dumbass.

>>212297369
maybe shes one of those girls born with no vagina.

>>212298388
>She might too insane for Jet.
ellie does seem like the type to say he raped her ironically

>>212298407
yeah he seethed out when he found out the fanbase hates him and doesnt think hes a rockstar

I don't think we're ever getting girls this tight again on fishtank. S4 really was the best season

Give me one single good reason why I shouldn't fuck Jet?

>>212298404
It actually is, I recognize some of her simps as former Josiepedos.

>>212298439
Why not? They are exactly what goran is looking for

>>212298439
hopefully it ends on this high

>>212298443
because you're gonna lie about it once you do

>>212298392
>pay money for a show featuring classic recreations
>show sucks and is cut short on top of that
>you're basically just subsidizing the producer's pussy hounding

>>212298443
You should

>>212298443
you end up like abi
getting uglier everyday and addicted to drugs

>>212298443
He doesnt use soap, ever. He has shit particles all over his dick and balls

The white jeet
goran
das groomer
The raping blob

>>212298346
patriot

Why did Jimmy lie about being on S4? We saw the freeloader ID cards they made and it was Ricky, Letty, Burt, Chris and Dave from bitchtank. Why lie?

>>212298443
There’s is good reason why you shouldn’t.
But here’s why you should:
He rich
Funny
Fun to be around
Treats you right
Big dick
Job security
Will take care of you

we could have had "Season 4 was hilarious and amazing, I laughed the entire 6 weeks, can you believe Jet fucked Ellie after the show? That's wild haha"

But instead we got "The piece of shit show only lasted two weeks and even then had zero effort put in to it and now Goran is spending his time trying to weasel his greasy dick into a girl who is still in high school and talks like she's 12. Kill him"

>Jet tucks his white tee atop his belly and drops his oversized Levi’s to his ankles, already breathing too heavy to fully disrobe
>his skidmarked tighty whities contrast with the frontal pee cum and sweat stains to give off the slightest molehill of a bulge
>he brings down the drawers and takes a sit to catch his labored breath, ass juice marinating on the couch
>”come here and fuck me Jet and tell me about how much of a Star you’re going to make me”
>little soldier refuses to stand at attention, luckily he keeps a Black Rhino pill at hand at all times.
>Jet waddles over to the bed and tries to plop onto it but cant jump high enough
>after three attempts he makes a massive grunt, dragging his Star’s legs to him
>sweat beads from his face. He can get his dick over the mattress but he’s got to be on his tippytoes
>his knees begin to wobble, Theres no gas left in the tank
>tunnel vision starts to set in. Eyes on the prize Jettyboy
>Jet scrunches his face, locks the fuck in and thrusts his pecker towards his Star’s hole
>accuracy betrays him as it jams into Star’s inner labia
>close enough
>Jet smirks and lets out a tiny whimper as he ejects his rancid infertile ranch dressing
>Jet’s world fades to black
>as his legs give out he high fives himself
>still hit tho

>>212298346
No you won't, bitch.

>>212298455
He got lucky this season

>>212298407
>another browno hating on a successful white boy
all too common, haters always on our boy's dick.

>>212298489
jimmy would never lie

>>212298504
>jet's perspective

>everyone has already forgotten about freddy or unfollowed him
aryeh was the true winner of sesson 4

>ellie stop posting stuff
fuck so annoying. Someone galaxy gas goran

>>212298443
He not gay. Neither are you.

>>212298443
Unless you're an Asian that's hotter than Ellie I wouldn't bother. Bro has extreme yellow fever, he just fucked the other girls because it was free pussy.

>fucked Ciara and made people seethe
>fucked Josie and made people seethe
>currently fucking Ellie and making people seethe

the tubby potato man rolled a main character life and you didn't, sorry.

>>212298578
Freddy really is our guy

>>212298590
I thought his father was the one that fucked Ciara in front of him

>>212298586
Theres no way either are awake right now

>>212298590
I could literally cave in Jet's soft skull with a single stomp

>>212298590
All of those people are ugly

>"Finally I got my asian waifu after 5 seasons!"
>kicks out a fish before the show starts to make room for her
>cancels the season after 2 weeks to go on a date with her in nyc

>>212298590
he also had a threesome with claire and abi
>>212298612
you’re 5’3, stfu bitch

>>212298612
jet looks weak, a healthy man could over power him and crush his skill with their hands

>>212298590
Wn2b self inserting as Jet.

"Guys....look...it's no surprise season 4 was a total shit show dud...alright? Listen....I know...I'm the first one to hear all of it...But....we have to take risks....we're fishtank...and I'm personally proud of the team busting their ass...that being said...we're gonna take the time and hammer out all the problems and come back even stronger...better audio...better bits....guys....season 5 is gonna blow your mind...."

>Bot audience smiles
>Agrees
>" Ya know what? They did work hard."
>Next season
>Repeat

>>212298634
>took four seasons to finally get lucky
>millions of dollars spent too
impressive, extremely efficient grooming.

You would think a girl waiting until 18 for sex would want her first time to be for love but i guess clout>love in her chink brain

>>212298685
she may as well have fucked ricky

So, the fishtank houses have all been listed for sale, right? Jet and Sam obviously know how long it takes to sell a house and have started the process, right?

This isn't just going to turn into begging for more "investment" money from fans, right?

>let legal troubles pile up
>jet cherry picking the audience for attention whores to fuck and a few actual autists for plausible deniability
>fucks them, let’s Rachael bitch and moan for a week to milk tts messages
>Dips after having people spend money on stox and season passes
>”sorry due to obvious avoidable legal issues, we have to stop, we’ll be back SOON”

Sam Hyde the ultimate Jew rug puller

>>212298634
Kicks out another fish for embarrassing him in front of her

like I’m into jet

>>212298685
you sound heartbroken, retard

>>212298724
Many are saying this.

MILF

>>212298725
Well im not so you're wrong. Just like to speculate on human behavior

Jet had sex with Dumbgay.

>>212298685
how is jet clout lmfao, literally going to poison her career for ever if it actually gets out
Constant butt of jokes

>>212298763
now you sound very gay

>>212298770
Dumbgay wishes.

>>212298757
she understands how to simp farm

The Four Pillars of Fishtank.live

>show ends
>stop caring about the fish unless theyre on the next season
>dont care who they fuck, date, or stream with
this is you too right?

>>212298834
>all 4 are blacklisted and hated by the community

>>212298699
Nope! Thanks for playing. It was listed for a year and hasn't been sold. Factoring in the cost of renovation and repairs, plus the fact that it has been condemned, they will at best break even on it.

>>212298578
proper jew this one

>>212298578
It's actually outrageous how much aryeh is winning.
He's the most successful post-tank fish ever

>>212298840
yes i don't orbit contestant and this show is coming back either

>>212298777
Implying women can think that far ahead.

>>212298289
>>212298292
>>212298312
>>212298409
I watched all past seasons live and never paid a dime until this summer. I wanted access to the site after 10PM and tokens for TTSs.

Yes, of course I'm embarrassed and regretful. But I want to post my story on here bc there are people in this very thread rn who spent A LOT more than I did. They're simply not posting because they're embarrassed.

The show exists because people pay money to fund it. It's not our faults that we were lied to AND SCAMMED!

>>212298724
Stop.

Do you need further instruction?

>>212298834
i didnt really care for alex b or anyone on season 3 but otherwise this is me

Is there actual proof that Jet is in NY with Ellie and Direnc besides that one IG post? Because it was most likely a troll and you fell for it

>>212298867
they can, exactly why they dont fuck total losers

>>212298819
Yes, Dumbgay wishes it didn't happen.

get a skill

>>212298443
I cant. All my seething about him hooking up with contestants is jealousy. It should be me, as in it should be me he is hooking up with.

>>212298846
what did the fredster do?

>>212298840
I don't care about Ellie but I do care what Jet does, especially after the season ended in such a disappointing way. If he cared about making good with the fanbase, he would have set up something to fill up the gap time (maybe a Cell/Bitchtank) while scrambling to put together a house for season 5. Instead, he immediately moves on to grooming a high school girl.

>>212298443
You can fuck me instead

>>212298770
>>212298889
What is Dumbgay saying Jet fucked him or something?
>>212298906
Bro....

>>212298920
very sad post i recommend getting a hobby that isnt doom scrolling 4chan

Just how fucking autistic is Aryeh?

>>212298590
Jet is the MAN, im a jetfag all the way. JET JET JET!!
He’s just cool

>>212298912
did you even watch the show?

>>212298867
she will basically never be able to be famous. Because they'll constantly dig up pics of retarded jet, and she'll be a laughing stock

>>212298656
He is so based

>>212298942
Hi Jet. I just like posting on here and watching fishtank (for free at ppvs.su) during down time at my WFH job. It doesn't really get in the way of my life or hobbies

>>212298959
whats the precedent for this?

>streamer bootcamp gave me the ick
>the way they treated Tayleigh/TJ gave me the ick
>Not paying Burt gave me the ick
>Jet fucking Ellie currently giving me the ick


its an icky show

>>212298885
That doesnt make sense. In womens eyes they see a guy with millions that "runs a show." Thats clout. They just dont see that he wont keep them around and everyone will mock them for it for the rest of their lives

>>212298206
lmao

>>212298942
actual trvke

>>212298834
Fishtank doesn't deserve them

>>212298206
Cole's mannerisms were so naturally funny that it is a goddamn shame they kicked him. What context was this clip from?

Aryeh is going to mobilize his twitter followers to gang rape Angie once again for his fishbux

No longer feeling suicidal. I’m moving on.

>>212298777
Bro shes in fucking HIGH SCHOOL still, she is a retarded kid. Of course Jet is cool to her, he runs the show that she watched a little bit. Thats enough, she literally hasn't grown up enough to see Jet removed from his “status”
This is the kid people were simping for her, thats how she thinks etc and thats what people were simping for

>>212298995
mind you that burt a pedophile, scamming, rapist who deserves nothing but hate in his life

>>212299020
>What context was this clip from?
Apologizing to Jimmy for something I think.

>>212297120
how do you not feel like a mincing homosexual obsessing over this shit

>>212298840
Yes, but I watch the TrishaMilitia restream.

>>212299024
same, This shit is lame

Niggas, just drop it you're all jealous or pretending to be mad.
Is jet a fuckup that only can get women with his self appointed fame? Yes
Should anyone really care? No

cucked by dad btw id kill that fucker surprised the neptroon didnt get a murder suicide charge

>>212298995
Burt Bronx here. Still don't understand why they didn't just pay Burt. They had no problems paying out to Josie, a mystery meat guro fetishist, and TJ, an momcon/daughtercon pedophile.

>>212298878
I’ll stop.

>>212299057
MOAB tactical trvke

As someone who has fucked girls who were 18 but still in high school, you sort of just have to concede that its creepy. Your best course of action is to keep it as quiet as possible because literally everyone who knows is going to think you're a sicko. I can't imagine being as retarded as Jet is being right now.

Nina

>>212299075
Would you fuck Jet?

>>212297178

Who owns the s1 house?

Tried to find records but nothing came up

Fishtank is a “real estate holdings” biz, so I figured the legal entity owned the house, which means any charges would go to Bill or Sam since they’re the Officers

>>212299090
Yes and then I would have him give me a rollie and then fuck off out of there never to return

>>212299024
Legit happy for you.

>>212299075
Ellie is creepy so it cancels out

>>212299063
Burt would not say ‘guro’ or ‘-con’. He doesn’t know those terms and would describe those things as their full definitions

>>212299127
I know, sorry. I just added "Burt Bronx here" for (You)s. The point still stands

>>212298856
who

Going to buy some boxing gloves.
Fishtank was supposed to be my 'degenerate fieldtrip' before i join the border guard, fuck that i suppose.
Gonna have a month of getting in shape, finish up all the drugs i have and if i dont od and or find a woman the border and throwing mud people over the fence it is.
Fuck that nigga jerry he made my sister a baby momma and now had a spot on my favorite show fuckass wigger

>>212299063
Its funny to me chungus black got nothing

i'm gonna need a heart rate monitor to track all these posts! look at them go!

>>212299126
The only creepy thing about Ellie is whatever perversion she developed from watching her mother have sex with random men

>>212298450
So you're saying Hennimore won?

Seth grilled her a bit on the hamster stuff on the live and my verdict is.
That gook bitch did some things with animals.

Jo z 4 prez

>>212299163
it was fucked up at first but now its wrapped back around to being funny. I don't think they planned on it being funny they were just being jews though.

>>212299200
it’s a nothing burger, josiepedo

>>212299163
>Josie
>rewarded for doing nothing
>TJ
>rewarded for doing nothing
>remaining cast of S4
>rewarded for two weeks of nothing
>Burt
>shafted despite putting in 24/7 effort
NONSENSE

>>212299219
Well they should have picked a better bet it seems. It vegas baby.

If I was Jet I would use my clout to fuck tight Asian teens too but he should at least have to provide a full entertaining season first. I hope he goes brain dead off the galaxy gas

>>212299219
Nig chungus doesn't deserve the money

The /ftl/ s4 threads.... whateva happened there...

If Sam had won that bet he'd have paid Burt AND Binx the full prize money.

>>212299207
Who?
Steinfuls piece?

>>212298883
This

Burt didnt cure his gay schizophrenia on sam's command so he didn't deserve the money

>>212299280
trvke

>>212298883
Stfu wigger we believe what we want to believe

>>212299280
This. A 5 minute talk from Sam should be able to get a person to change their whole life instantly.

I was enjoying these threads but they have literally devolved into sex fantasies not about a pretty girl but about some nigger faggot fat loser. How fucking obsessed with this Jet guy are you stupid losers he hasn’t done fucking anything it isn’t even his show he’s nothing without Sam who is also a nigger faggot. These girls are very obviously using him as a wallet to go on a free vacation without spending their $8k they just won.

>>212298714
and the paypigs actually run defense for them
>yeah i know its a scam but PERSONALLY i don't feel scammed, its only 10$ and season 5 seems to be shaping up to be amazing THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT JET IT UP
i really don't want to have anything to do with the MDE fandom anymore, it so embarrassingly subhuman and soul draining.
and im not one to look down on people easily.

will ellie still be a thing in a few months when her simps discover kpop?
they all mog her and are just as robotic and boring

Each main season has a girl that a large number insane male simps end up latching onto and then projecting their pure waifu fantasies upon. Do you think we'll ever see the reverse, like a male fish with insane female simps that freak out if he shows any interest in a girl or if someone ships him with someone?

>>212299207
i just feel sad when she's posted now. happy for her i guess

>>212299345
mde has fans?

>>212299367
would've been luke if he was allowed to stay.

>>212299345
>"Whoooaa these guys who say it's "only $10" are sO goOfY, amiright or amiright?

>>212299375
yeah, on twitter mostly

>>212299367
Obviously not, that’s not a thing

>>212299367
Unironically jimmy

>>212299367
TJ exist you dumb nigger

>>212299395
but those guys are all sub 90 iq niggers

>>212299404
Yeah Jimmy has girls who want to go ER on their ass. Much like Egg White is secretly pulling.

>>212299367
That was TJ

>>212299367
>>212299404
>>212299412
>>212299446
>>212299450
i like how out of all the s2 males, cole only attracts men

>people tune to Fishtank for the first time because of the Rogan shout-out
>it's the season that comes to a screeching halt immediately and the only thing that remains uninterrupted is Goran's grooming of a high schooler, plainly visible for all to see without a show to distract
>the season that's so cursed it taints even the Extreme Peace release, which already had a hard time meeting expectations
brilliant

>>212299464
Cole is awesome and Luke is awesome, but in much different ways.

>>212299464
It's a gay show.

>>212299473
Extreme Flop needed no help from fishtank shitting the bed

Jon is now saying that the reason he left Bloodgames was that Jet kicked him out despite Sam wanting him back

>>212299507
but it's getting it

>>212299509
That tracks.

Was Jet able to successfully perform the Bummy Buster on Ellie

>>212299374
and happy for steinful too

>>212299509
based Jon throwing Jet under the bus.

>>212299219

Finally a legitimate complaint on this thread

>>212299464
He fumbled JC too(she likes pegging)

>>212299509
this is true, jon was voted out by the paypigs.

>>212299518
that's fair

i want to fuck

>>212299527
dude whatever

>>212299509
Didn't the paypigs vote him off?

>>212299526
Damchel was goals

>>212299509
Bullshit, but truly I believe it and it is now headcanon

>>212299555
hi shinji

>>212299509
Why do autistic people think they can lie about what was plainly on camera for the entire world to see? Jimmy loves to do this too

>>212298883
If it was just Direnç and Ellie, then who was on the other side of the table?

>>212297238
His clout is meaningless outside of superfans. The s3 normie girls wanted him dead once they found out it was a

>>212299020
https://youtu.be/wKmHVo73PQ4?t=2668
>>212299412
lol no

>>212299538
More like he dodged a bullet, she's hot but crazy. I'd say leave her to her pegging adventures in Korea, and pray for whichever poor Korean guy's ass she destroys.

Why can’t I stop thinking about her?

>>212298948
>Aryeh and Seth are from the Columbus area
I could literally bump into one of these dweebs.

>>212299020
https://youtu.be/wKmHVo73PQ4?t=2668
>>212299404
lol no

>>212299616
cope, colefaggot

>>212299509
this is true I remember jon agreeing to stay but jet running a poll and the fans voting to kick him so they made him leave

>>212299626
>not tickling your prostate like god intended
heathen

>>212299638
Because she's cute as fuck and you (nor I) don't have someone like that in your life.

>>212299670
i replied to the wrong post nigger, i agree tj is the closest fishtank had to a femcel waifu self insert but the other anon saying it's jimmy is laughable

>>212297369
That s_gOr fag was running Hyde defense force in Seth’s livestream. His world crumbling down and he’s holding on for dear life

Is Jimmy still alive?

>>212299367
They literally all do, it's just that girls go directly to DMs instead of posting about it on 4chan.

>>212299730
sadly

>>212299464
Not true. Cole has females begging for him but they're either black or fat

>INCOMING KINO

Fishtank was in fact, buttsex

>>212298883
>i need proofs but other than these we already have because i dont like that you know and say jet is trafficking ellie

>Alex B: 36
>Freddy: 36
>Burt: 35-36
There needs to be a minimum age limit next season of 30.

>>212299762
Even Binx was 32.

>>212299752
>ADL
>kino
choose one

>>212299762
We need a 70+ year old fish next season

Anything fucked happen post show? How are the cast doing? Saw freddy hates direnc now, which is pretty valid because she's a crackhoe whos fucking jet

>>212299762
Alex B is 40 years old
he lied about his age

>>212299638
Fumbled

>>212299813

>>212299795
geriatrictank

>>212299762
Interesting that the best fish are bon vivant aging burnouts. You'd think that mid 20s fellows would do the best

>>212299762
On the contrary, we need senior citizen tank

>>212299813
>>212299832
What the fuck

Gay little monkey

>>212299813
Why is this nigga so zesty?

>>212299798
>>212299837
He is saying "minimum" as in, fish should be AT LEAST 30.

>pushing 40
How does this nigga have so much energy?

>>212297694
It's just nitrous

>>212297465
One reason I give Clabussy a little slack. He kind of was at the top of his game and clout at the time.

>>212299762
jet can't exert authority on anyone that is not a mentally broken impressionable teen.
this will never happen.

>>212299762
>3 of the best fish
>we need to not let similar people on

>>212299836
25-45 is the content age range, anything below and above shouldn't be allowed.

>>212299853
Meth

>>212299762
Coincidentally these are the fishes that threaten Sam's alpha-male throne the most.

>>212299853
Cocktail of drugs.

>>212298128
Remember when was Letty's kick chat bragging about how much he loves his new "puppy"?

>>212299887
anon did you miss the word "minimum"

The truth is fishtank peaked with Alex B

>>212299925
I did, I realized my mistake after I posted. You are the superior poster I concede.

>s3
>jet as the errand boy
it works

>s4
>jet as the showrunner
its a total floppy

>>212299947
undeniable

>>212299947
I agree. Sure, he yapped, but his reactions were genuine and amazing to watch. The amulet thing, holy shit.

>Dr. Hyde, have you heard? They've disbarred that crazy cardiologist!
>Finally, I don't have to see anything from that guy no more. That reminds me, I wonder what my son Samuel is doing nowadays?

>>212299219
Burt wasn’t doing nothing and production admitted that he saved the show. Him being a faggot pest nigga doesn’t warrant revisionism.

>>212299473
Sam always wanted to be on Joe Rogan or have time mention him. Why the fuck did they blow it? Way to kill a growing fan base.

>>212299922
>>212298128
Does anyone have the deleted video of Unemployed and Abi crashing out during streamstars and threatening to dox people?

>>212299962
he really can't run a show. the thing about jet leaving it to paypigs to kick jon off bloodgames just shows how he's a total fucking retard when it comes to content

>>212299889
20-24 a is good range for young spergs - cole, tj, summy, daniel

>>212299962
>s3 prison bit
>jets first thing he runs for the season
Fails immediately and completely flips the mood of S3 to extraordinarily negative.

>>212299947
It was the turning point, revealing that fans of the show were shit and normies are what make good content.

>>212298337
>i like to think Ellie has a sliver of self respect
she wouldn't have signed up to go on fishtank if she did

>>212299988
who’s a bigger pick-me
abi or claire?

>>212299988
No but it sounds hilarious, what does her bf even look like?

>>212299509
Fuck Jet

>>212299978
He wanted to kill himself for saying the n word and then the look on his face when sam rewards him with money for it lol

>>212297785
she does it for free

>>212300000
nice quints negro

>>212300030
on it, t. ellie

>>212300035
this was so kino and was made even better when he was put through a struggle session by the gay squad for saying the word before this.

>>212299322
Because he sucks at being a showrunner and we want a new one or the completely destruction of fishtank and let an alternative rise to fill in the vacuum

>>212299947
I have no idea why the wiggers pushed him so hard that he left. Alex would've been a top 5 fish of all time if he stayed until the end and the season might've been salvageable

>>212299988

>>212300035
Kino

>>212300006
we can't really say that Alex B is a normie, c'mon lol. But I agree with your premise that the best fish are ones that aren't fans of the show.

>>212300035
This is why fantank is so unlikely to ever work. S2's best, Cole, was the only person to not spout memes and "think jt dream it do it. S4's best, Freddy, didnt know shit about MDE.

>>212300074
because he fucking sucks, and needed to be humbled

>>212298443
you're gonna catch Claire's STDs

>>212300099
Pushing middle age alcoholic druggie burn outs like Freddy and Alex B are pretty normie.

>>212300102
a mix of fans and nonfans is good, the glazing was insane with s4’s cast im thinking maybe they should penalize talking about prev seasons

Cole and Jin were fans and they were pretty good

>>212300102
yeah i don't see fantank working either. fans of fishtank are just going to be much more self-conscious than someone who doesn't care

>>212300141
Same thing here though, Cole and Jin were their own people with specific tastes, not just endlessly memeing at people.

>>212299509
Thats actually true. Jon shoot sams hand and agreed to stay then jet walked in
>uhh the fans decided to kick you, you're out

>>212300074
I was thinking about this myself like a week ago, I don't know or remember why they went so hard on him on his last few days in the tank.

>>212298590
i saw the hole that jet rolled out of, courtesy of his father. i think i'm fine

>>212299638
How are her streams, anyway? I don't typically go for the parasocial thing but she's cute.

>>212300141
jin was mediocre, he was funny when he pushed jet’s buttons but other than that he was too meta. but fans are good regardless

>>212298443
He has gross toe nails and the sex will be so shit you'll become a lesbian

>>212299988
https://x.com/Grizzway8/status/1908771098440679743?s=19
This is part of it. The whole video was deleted by Unemployed out of embarrassment

>>212300141
cole is living proof that /ftl/ posters would quit if hellhouse started
jin is the strongest ifunnier to have appeared on the show
Q is proof that /bant/ runs fishtank

>>212300170
I remember saying for 2 days that jin was purposefully trying to be Cole'd. Well he succeeded

>cole

>>212300156
Jin did nothing but talk about past seasons and be a sex pest. We need to stop this revisionism.

>>212300014
Abi is a super aspie that mirrors whoever she is around. She can’t help it. Claire doesn’t do pick me stuff that much. She has her own views and for the most part sticks to them and tells us to eat shit if we violate them.

>>212300182
Cole got relentlessly dog piled by production for no reason other than Jet not liking Cole, even before the Nina stuff. Sam actually liked Cole, and I firmly believe that. The "poor people suck" thing was Sam being 100% real.

>>212300203
He was funny, you are the one literally doing revisionism

>>212300164
Whoever said it was comfy nontent was pretty spot on. It's just her talking to chat and building legos while being cute.

>*smacks lips*

>>212300205
please kill yourself vgr

>>212300158
I think they got greedy with the TTS flooding in centered around Alex and wanted to milk it hard. They didn't expect him to alt+f4 the tank and go back to his ogrewife

>>212300221
nah hes right the meta talk was funny for a moment but other than that meh
>>212300187
jep nipped it in the bud, sad!

>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>cums in under a minute from tightness

the only trips Jet should be taking is to every paypig's home to apologise to them in person
Fishtank can not survive this level of not giving a fuck from its runner

>>212300205
I hope ur her bf because otherwise, just lol.

>>212300253
Apart from mentioning r9k what meta talk?

>>212300256
you will die alone

>>212300208
no, he was a bad chess player. trish wanted to be his allie to get brian out of the house, but like the faggot incel he is, he told trish to fuck off. jet was even planning on teej to be cole sidekick.

Cole rules and he won. I can't wait for Coletank.

>>212300235
>makes shitty season 2 episodes
>destroys gf career by killing paypigs
He’s unironically an alpha male

>>212300248
the desperation to have him stay was palpable
>THIS IS THE BEST THING IN YOUR LIFE DON'T GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212300253
he had great showbiz IQ, Dan liked him so much he just gave up the minute they kicked him

>>212300289
I think ck was supposed to be his ally but she ran to hug brian as soon as she sas him kek

>>212300291
>that image
I wonder what Cole has planned.

>>212300235
how come he always wears hats? what is he hiding?

>>212300233
*burps* "Scu-me!"

Josie met Steinful when he was 16
Josie is a groomer

>>212300294
being shit at everything does not make you an alpha male it just makes you bad ideas 2

*rips extremely loud 15 second fart*
scu me!

>>212300336
Hey, that's hot.

When Bam brought his pupper was Sam annoyed by it?

I wonder how real his running bit of hating dogs is. Whether he is a faggot with a nigger soul for real.

>>212297519
He made me laugh pitching fishtank merch
>I wanna see someone get shot in a fishtank shirt

>>212300289
He was never at risk of elimination, he got kicked. Him calling Trisha a dumb bitch was very funny.

>>212300298
they were also going hot and cold on him
>we're rich, we don't need you!
>please stay! we need you!
>hah, like you could ever buy this, we're millionaires
>STAY PLS SORRY WE DIDN'T MEAN THAT

>>212300336
Fishtank didn't exist when steinful was 16

these place is full of cryokeen clones

>>212300256
>robbed of another week of this
>hunchback was nontent once she left
jet and sam really are rat bastards

>>212300029
He has a chubby baby-face and was asked to leave PowTank because be was making Abi uncomfortable

>>212300374
She met him on discord. She’s the one who got him the editing job.

>>212300289
>NOOOOO WHAT ABOUT THE HECKING FRIENDTANK
Cole was too based for that shit

>>212300371
>leaves the show because baby cole was upset about trish cutting up his clothes
i’m glad i was never a fan of cole and jimmy

>>212300253
Jin was the only one doing anything when they kicked him, and kicking him out of nowhere killed the mood of the entire house for a week and a half. Fishtank needed him more than he needed fishtank

>>212300375
I'm amazed they're still allowing these bant tier schizo threads. Once the shows over the only people who stick around are legit barely functioning autistic men obsessed with MDE so much they need to take them down. Real John Lennon murderer type shit

>>212300408
Hi jet

>>212300414
pretty sure that guy just shot people rather than ranted and raved.

>>212300387
source?

everyone is born and dies alone

>>212300420
ellie tight pussy
AMA

ellie the impenetrable

>>212300414
You mean people that are right about the show being a grooming cult.

Mondo Megabits is a non-generative, handmade, no AI trading card game, ever expanding & evolving in real time. Are you a Mondo Man?

>>212297278
There's no more show so Jet is gone.

>>212297298
>>212297319
>he doesn't know, nobody tell em

>>212300408
Jet sent Ben up there to tell Cole to pack his shit and leave to make room for his replacement. Regardless if Cole was going to leave (he probably wouldn't if he listened to more TTS or wiggers promised him they would let him chill for a while) it counts as a kick because they are telling him to pack up and leave retard, because they didn't want to give Cole the satisfaction of leaving on his own terms and decided to make a cluster fuck of it all

now that the diddy trial is over those journalists are free to cover the next grooming case

>>212297278
I just want him to go back behind the camera instead of in front of it.
S3 ran fine with Ben and Sam doing the interactions with fish

Top 10 fishtank quitters of all time
1 Mauro
2 leron
3 alexsis
4 summer
5 jc
6 cole
7 jimmy
8 cole
9 abi
10 claire

>>212300530
>shills post randos shill comments they make
no wonder advertising is down, retards like (You) do the work

>>212300530
it's not a sex cult where the followers live vicariously through the leaders groomings!!

>>212300516
cole told us on the bant threads that he was looking for an excuse to leave
you can stop sucking his dick already

>>212300475
Adult grooming cult. Have sex

Eleanor Moon owes Jet Goodson rimjobs

>>212300530
The best way to keep someone an NPC forever is to pat their heads constantly on how based and redpilled they are.

That commenter has like 100IQ and will instantly believe everything as long as it comes from an approved schizo/grifter place.

>>212300577
provide a link or you're full of shit

>>212300483
What are you talking about? They're totally gonna build a set inside a warehouse in Texas. Yes of course the kitchen will work. Yes of course it will be a space that people can live in for 42 days. Jet will do the plumbing himself to ensure that the toilets and showers work. Of course they'll run shit pipes though the warehouse and somehow hook them up to the sewage system. It takes them 5 months to run some XLR cables through a house or paint some Bloodgames signs but somehow they'll solve all this and it won't take 2 years minimum I swear! Jet's working really hard right now and not trying to fuck Ellie!

Watermellie

>>212300585
based and redpilled post

Jet neptune is having sex with my fishtank waifus? Nooooo

>>212300577
Still doesn't change the fact that he got kicked dumb retard faggot. If the wiggers wanted to coddle him and stay they would have found a way to make him stay, but they kicked him out because of the nina shit. This is undeniable atp and you are a faggot retard nigger if you try to spin it any other way

>>212300359
Probably yeah, Sam’s a fag

Anon you’re being a real Cole right now. Pack your shit, we’ve got your replacement ready.

>>212300180

TJ mogs coal

Heheh imagine playing footsies with Jet… I bet his soles are really ticklish teehee~

>>212300639
they did, but he choose to leave, because he was afraid of a “humiliation ritual”.
faggot had the nerve to say he had it harder than lets.

I unironically believe the satanic cult theory about Sam/MDE/Fishtank and I will no longer be watching any of this shit.

So let me get this straight. Not only does Jet Neptune fuck your fake internet girlfriends but you also spend all day reliving it and posting about it. The rare double cucking just brutal. Might as well volunteer to clean up after

>>212300690
Good, you're too retarded for adult tv

Trish deserves happiness

>>212300527
>S3 ran fine
Nah it ran far better, because Ben and Sam knew how to play characters (except when the moralfagging overpowered him). Jet's dream is to literally be a contestant on Fishtank (S3 b3 qna) and TTSing weird unfunny shit like "do the stanky leg" showed how he absolutely wants this to be the Jet show.

Cole acted like a bitch for a week then quit.

>>212300684
They kicked him out for talking about Nina. Jet was nowhere to be found during Cole's exit confessional just like with Jin. You can call Cole a bitch all you want, but the point still stands he was kicked

>>212300700
Only if he pays me to

>>212300581
>telling ftl anons to have sex

>>212300700
kek

>>212300722
You don't have to same fag retard theres only like 6 people here

>>212300684
>he choose to leave
What the fuck? Lmao did you expect him to barricade the door or something? When the show runner says you're out then you're out, staying would be trespassing

I like when Jet builds rapport with the fish on-screen. It's cozy.

>>212300690
See you tomorrow

>>212300739
Least mentally ill ftl poster

>>212299464
he made out with trish however

>>212300616
>>212300616
>They're totally gonna build a set inside a warehouse in Texas
actually believe this

>>212300749
Oh you mean when he is using neurolinguistic programming to form a demonic soul bond with the contestants through subtle use of friendly discussion and serotonin enduring banter? This is literally satanic cult suit 101 becoming friends with people is inherently manipulative and grooming

>>212300711
Trish deserves my tongue in her anus