Thread 212301380

>>212301380 (OP)
who even talks like that??

GOOD MORNING SIR

She once appeared on a morning talk show and said something to the effect of "I don't take roles I don't find challenging" and right after during the ad break one of those stupid moneysupermarket ads comes on with her barking at some 'bad-ass strong modern women who save money like a boss!' squad with every box ticked and no men in sight. Can't take her seriously ever since.

>>212301482
Betraying your own artistic integrity doing shitty commercials sounds challenging to be honest.

>>212301520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urZMvLPCOY8
>IT'S KINO!

>>212301520
>woman
>artistic integrity
oh i'm laughing

>>212301404
No one anymore were all illiterate and anyone who isnt illiterate talks like a fag

>>212301380 (OP)
she was of course, correct (we like Bond because he's a misogynist dinosaur with boyish charms) and we needed a scene to establish M, even if it's a woman now, is still 007's boss and someone who busts his balls. This was necessary for us to take her seriously.

>>212301380 (OP)
>elderly woman calls you a dinosaur

Best M, after her it's Fiennes.
Best Q is of course Desmond Llewelyn, still the GOAT and the only way the character should be done.
Best Moneypenny? Lois Maxwell, but only with Connery, the most chemstry and the better grasp on the character. Caroline Bliss is very underrated tho, that scene she has in Living Daylights is fantastic. Samantha Bond is alright

>>212301380 (OP)
lol your pussy looks like a dead possum

>>212301380 (OP)
I think you are a useless cunt that could accomplish exactly Jack and Shit without me, so shove it up your old ass you fucking ungrateful hag. Fuck the Indian crown and fuck you. I quit, let that black lesbian try and do this shit.

>>212301579
I wasn't supposed to be etc. etc.

>>212301482
All roles are challenging for her now, she can't memorize scripts and has to do it all from an autoprompt

>>212301380 (OP)
Who’s she calling a relic?

>bond has no funny comeback
>p-point taken
The exact moment bond died. It's been dead man walking ever since.

>>212302575
That is Bond's superior and he is a soldier, he knows you just take it when a superior insults you

>>212301380 (OP)
Bitch who you calling dinosaur?

>>212301380 (OP)
Look at her haircut. She should have been shot 30 years ago

>>212301380 (OP)
>You have a cyanide pill and know how to use it, don't bitch and cry about gulags and melting your jaws off if you throw it away or fuck it up.

>>212301549
Only 53 minutes and this got taken down and comments turned off.

>>212302794
I'm not saying he should have said "shit the fuck up old hag!" I'm saying that one of Bond's strong points was his linguistic abilities, ability to defuse situations with humor, double entrendres, etc. We get "point taken."
off the top of my head:
"Despite my reputation for misogyny, I've always believed that women should be... on top."

>>212302921
fair enough actually

>>212302921
Fuck it, you should be the next Bond.