Panty raid edition

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Scott is a hero

>>212304482 (OP)
Whose panties are those?

Smelly Ellie.

Kiss this

cleh

>>212304498
lol

>>212304513
direnc

thinking about angie

>>212304504
>>212304514
Scott is the MAN

thinking about brat

>>212304504
Fact

>>212304531
such a cute good little goblin

>>212304513
Ellie’s
Another reason why he was kicked and wiped from existence

>>212304531
Everyone is saying this.

>>212304516
Bubby is going to be furious about this

>>212304482 (OP)
jin was such a unique pervert. he was so casual about it

>>212304498
should've changed the number to Jet's it was leaked by ppv

>>212304513
Direnc

>>212304480
Extremely accurate

I want an Ellie gf

>>212304513
ellie's or direnc's i can't remember

scott sullivan proton mail

Do we have evidence that Diirenc is with Elle/Jet in the RV? Or is she elsewhere?

Reminder when a woman doesn't make her attentions apparent its gaslighting. Its abusive and not actually okay. Considering the audience is neuro-atypical these whores are basically fucking with you and abusing you. Every woman this season is guilty of it. Every word out of there mouth is designed to make you covertly fall in love with them. It is literally satanic. You must understand these satanic energies. Its the reason Josie barely spoke, she is a grade A empath who understands that words have power and chooses not to use it against us.

This is still top 3 fishtank screencaps of all time and I couldn't tell you why

>>212304531
Same

>>212304582
it was confirmed direnc. ellies shit wasnt even in the closet at the time

Have you seen her?

Good for jet he finally figured out a way to get pussy even if it costs the show in the long run.

Sup

Guys I think we're getting kicked off TV today

Say your goodbyes

>>212304540
Many people love this brat

>>212304558
If he was allowed to keep going, I bet he would have done more too. Things further than just perv stuff. We were robbed of mirth, just like Cole.

Need Cryo in the tank for S5. RAAAAHpost into all the cameras. RAAAAHpost in all the fishes faces. RAAAAHpost in all the wigger's faces. The redemption arc begins soonish. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>212304604
gay people are funny

>>212304623
Any summy feet?

How long until Angie posts photos of her asshole?

>>212304588
Ellie was just doing a livestream close to what looked like a ceiling. Bunkbed in a hotel would be odd

>>212304588
I don't think there's evidence of anything beyond direnc, ellie and jet going to new york yesterday. Ellie stream last night was strangely vague and didn't look like a normal hotel but who knows.

>>212304659
by end of year

>>212304644
Jin was versatile. Mentally he was above everyone else and willing to do whatever which makes getting rid of him hurt even more. Not that it matters since the show ended two weeks in

>>212304656
Why does he pose exactly like the gay apple store monkey

Is Ellie's mom really a homeless addict? How can I find her and give her one more HAPA?

>>212304623
Nice things summy deserves? (Not sexual or physically abusive)

>>212304656
gay little vault dweller

ONE

MORE

HAPA

>>212304513
Inconclusive

People seriously believe jet isn't with these girls in NYC? S4 contestants admitted they weren't paid yet. Why would an 18 year old thats still in high-school, and an Australian stripper go to expensive NYC on a whim? Jet goes to NYC to party all the time he very obviously invited them. Probably got them a hotel on the fishtank card.

>>212304700
She probably in her 50’s. Ellie’s older sister is in her early 30’s.

>>212304700
No she’s a Korean actress

>>212304700
No, she probably was without a home at some point in Elliie's life, so now her mom is that "homeless meth addict."

>>212304531
Jamie Hewlett-coded brat!

>>212304623
uggo

We were robbed

>>212304664
Sounds like the "bunker". They have a place in Ridgewood that's literally just bunk beds. I hung with them after the Mondo party and its a weird studio just full of beds. I think they let me in because they were hammered but Ben immediately made me leave once he realized I was a rando. It was literally 5 of us and 1 girl. Kind of fucked. Chris Lynch was there too

Jet Weinsten can't get away with this shit

>>212304714
It’s over. Focus on her sister having one more

>>212304750
Damiel is fun in small doses

>>212304448
guy who emailed isaac talking about it in this thread id+SW9K2gx
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22703117/

>>212304714
Scott is willing to help out

>>212304623
Please upload more incoherent unhinged rambles on YouTube please summy we need it

>>212304762
woah

>>212304735
We know he went with them, the question is whether the girls were smart enough to get rid of him after he paid for shit

>>212304762
This sounds like bullshit but I completely believe it.

>>212304623

was it worth getting bam margera on the show if they were in trouble with the law?
and why did they hide it from bam, now future collabs will second guess coming on the show?

Angie guppytent?

>>212304783
While based and fuck cl*udia, unfortunately it set her on the /ftl/ community like a plague and we haven't yet gotten rid of her. She'll burn out eventually, but when?

>>212304686
If they didn't kick Jin the show would still be on rn

>>212304762
>mfw fishtank is a front for recruiting new members into the church of scientology

Angie makes me feel aggressively sexual in a way that usually only happens with cute fat-assed traps, make of this what you will

>>212304786
Can I do one? Like half acting ofc like a scifi character infected with multiple personalitys

>>212304623
Need a beautiful white BPD princess

>>212304588
https://x.com/HeartTank64/status/1940804020748407134

>>212304498
Kek

Anyone think the names were retarded this season

>Eleanor but actually she goes by Ella, can’t use that because there’s already been one so call me Ellie, but also call me Lenard
>Direnc, what the fuck is this, reads like drench/dwrench/drenc, nobody spelt it right until the end of week 2
>Aryeh, same thing, weird name but usually misspelt as Arye
>Angelina but everyone got her name wrong the first week so they just settled for Angie even though she doesn’t really use it
>Seth, but also Spencer/Jerry/whatever random name he was given

that’s about it

Angie is what Josiefags thought Josie was

>>212304762
you got a picture of the place?

>Angie stopped responding to my DMs
It's over. Owari da.

>>212304814
shut the fuck up that's shadis fault

Forgot pic

I mist clean Boots catbox and water my garden today

>>212304778
Thought he stunk major ass on S1 but I kinda liked him on S4. He's better when he's just there to dick around instead of being a plant

>>212304762
just googled this and no such place exists

>>212304854
I know Jet is with Ellie, I'm more talking about proof that Direnc left them alone and is now doing her own thing.

>>212304864
dan is a classic name.

>>212304864
also jin after there's been a jon and a jan

>>212304762
Ridgewood New Jersey? That's a nice town, PATH station right there coming from the city. Smart place to put a crash pad. But it's expensive.

>we missed out on Letty x Angie schenanigans

>>212304814
You’ll burn out first I feel like. Censoring her name comes across as weak and at wits end.

>>212304901
Ridgewood? Its a neighborhood in Queens its the hippest new area. As for the place its what they called it its literally just an apartment

>>212304876
No I just walked in and walked out. Only thing I remember is walking in and someone yelling "Futon" and then Ben looking at me and saying "You have to go" then I just went home

>>212304670
does she do the fucked up glasses thing on purpose

hmm moxy nyc chelsea hotel does looks like it could be

>>212304929
Cum on that face. Hopefully my cum will heal that nasty pimple.

>>212304929
>letty x angie shenanigans
Like what, Letty trying to groom Angie into fucking a wigger or making old men pay for their dinner dates?

>>212304854
I know Jet is with Ellie, I'm more talking about proof that Direnc left them alone and is now doing her own thing.

>>212304656
They went to the S3 house?

LOL

>>212304927
No Queens

Remember when Angie asked the wiggers if she should stay and hang out after being eliminated like Trish?
I'm surprised they said no. Guess they really wanted to fuck Ellie more

>>212304904
it would be trivial for them to post some pics or something, they obviously know the rumors, or jet to post a video back at one of the houses pretending to work. Feels sketchy as fuck

>>212304985
never happened
she's the one who didnt want to stay

>>212304878
What exactly is Shadi's fault?

>>212304985
the wiggers asked her iirc

>>212304864
yeah the misspellings pissed me off this season, especially with direnc. theres so many combinations you can say her name its difficult to search for in a thread

Mondo Megabits rape bunker

>>212304814
There is literally nothing wrong with Claire

Jet us currently doing cocaine and whippets while railing Drench and Ellie with his BWC

How that make u feel whyte boi? The fuck Timmy gonna do goofy ahhhaaaaa

>>212304979
>i take the bitches to ny to get them bitty fitted

>>212304999
She said it during her first live
I'm pretty sure a Kiwifag archived it if you wanna check for yourself

>>212304559
>leaked by ppv
as in ppv.zone? why would they leak his number? why would they even have his number?

>>212304978
It's where they partied before they went home. I think it's the only house they actually own

>>212304978
partied there before and after the announcement stream

>>212305028
What a ridiculous story, Jet isn't even white

Would you fight Jet irl?

>>212305021
Except all the things wrong with her

>>212305068
Yes

>>212305068
what do i win

>>212305009
angie wanted to be a freeloader, wiggers wanted her to be a fucktoy in the basement and she noped out

>>212305068
yea id fuck him up too (in a sanctioned match)

It's advantageous to do drugs and avoid hard work

I learned from my Daddys Jet Ben and Sam this important lesson

>>212305068
nah I'd have a beer with him like a normal guy

>>212304864
can’t be worse than Burt (Albert) , Alex B (male and female), Tayleigh, Haley, Kalie, Shadi, Le’ron (Sneed), Smaack, Binx, and Jobe

>>212305068
Yes. He weighs 300 pounds but can only bench 1 plate. Even women can beat him.

>>212305117
stop postnig.

>is the smartest fish in history of fishtank

>>212305068
I really just wouldn't want to be anywhere near him in any setting

>>212305133
how did that make that

I would destroy Jet Neptroon in a fight and I would plap his big fat white cheeks with my BBC afterwards.

>>212305028
Settle down please, Cryo. It's too early for you to be this rowdy.

>>212305028
Cryo, why do you fantasize about another man's penis?

>>212305131
Shh shh it's okay I know your scared to go back to bant. Don't worry Anon. A Janny will by shortly to take your hand and lead you away from this thread.

>>212305133
is that her mom?

>Angelina asking her parents if they're going to Orlando and starts pouting and says chat really wants her to stream at Universal when they say no
She really is a brat.

>>212305133
is that angie mom?

>>212305172
cryofag

>>212304965
hot

>>212305134
love this cute face

>>212305173
Yes

>>212305133
she's an airhead but not a dummy. Hope the paypigs don't corrupt her too much she's cute

>>212305166
>>212305169

I'm bisexual like BURT and the show literally crashed and burned in front of our eyes and were about to get kicked back to bant this is the perfect time to shit up the thread and shit on the wigger failures

>>212305176
Absolute brat.

>>212304656

>>212304979
>giant vape and stupid design on t-shirt

>>212305133
2010 typa waifu

>>212305244
It's 100% Jet lol

>>212305176
Should I invite her to go to Universal with me?

Ok so since we're getting banned here's my cryocock

Sam status?

Everyone say happy birthday to Finnley, Angelina's little brother

Reddit is starting to believe the Jet allegations. Someone posted last night asking for a a timeline of the girls he's preyed on. It's happening, bros...

>>212305223
Stop this foolishness, Cryo. Put this energy towards your chores.

>>212305068
i am strong and powerful jet is weak and pathetic

>>212305044
They leak shit every time the wiggers fuck up, so pretty often

>>212305300
The Marky - Ciara - Ellie Timeline is complete. Time is a flat circle

>>212305068
i would ruin his shoes and tshirt first

>>212305068
I would listen. And that's what no one did.

>>212305300
Checked. Reddit has been posting about the Jet allegations for a few days now, apparently.

Ngl angie fits equally good for a rough fuck and cuddling. I just like small bratty bitches

its summer time bay bay

Need to see Jet getting his back blown out by BBC

cryo i know your here its time for a cold brewski get this 4 day weekend started early

>I'M SO FUCKING SORRY JANNIE I'M FUCKING SORRY MAN, I SWEAR TO GOD I HAD NO IDEA I WAS ABOUT TO BREAK THE RULE MAN IT'S JUST SOMETIMES I DON'T FUCKING THINKING. THERE'S JUST NO EXCUSE BUT SOMETIMES I JUST POST WITHOUT -FUCKING- THINKING! IT'S THE ADHD MAN AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD MAN, I SWEAR ON THOSE LITTLE MONKEYS MAN I WILL READ THE RULES NEXT TIME. I NEED A FUCKING LOBOTOMY JANNY, I NEED A FUCKING LOBOTOMY OR SOMETHING MAN BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING STUPID. HIT ME RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN JUST FUCKING HIT ME IN THE FACE I WON'T DO ANYTHING MAN.

>>212305306
Pray for me and say you believe I can do it first. Pray for my success at working on Keen Hallowen 8 today. Please. Do it for me.

Id rather be raped than bored straight up

>>212305295
How can she be so pretty and yet completely belongs-in-an-asylum insane?

Smaack was live for a couple minutes. Anybody catch what she said?

Angelina is already viewmogging Tayleigh

>>212304558
we were robbed of jintent. too bad the jew fears the samurai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV1hn6bPC2M

South Vietnam needed an IMPENETRABLE defense and where was Ellie to be found? Nowhere. Stupid little Viet Cong tunnel bunny was AWOL.

>>212305300
Reddit hates Jet because he didn’t pay Burt
I hate Jet because he didn’t kill Burt

>>212305351
she is impenetrable bois!

>>212305376
where is her livestream

>>212305369
crazy bitches are often beautiful. more often than not, actually

need a hapa baddie in my life

Other than the Dan X space has there been developments with the other fish?

Ellie randomly says galaxy gas is evil did jet try to make her do some?

>>212305376
Angie might be classically prettier than Tayleigh, but she doesn't have Tayleigh's grit and soul.

>>212305355
I guess u missed the last thread I got this

It's mostly sugar and energy drinks tho I have 'work' today the coors will take the edge off

>>212305390
https://www.youtube.com/live/z0Xx9wVDXcI?si=5hFQJjIMqvqHCHfb

>>212305357
Imagine if Jet hadn’t allowed the S3 fish to dress themselves

Would you mating press creampie Angie against her bed in her childish room?

>>212305177
GOOD MORNING SIR

>>212305351
thank goodness

>>212305411
Yeah dude she's all strung out on it now she's a sex slave because the galaxy gas got her out cold.

The way you boomers talk about Galaxy Gas like its heroin is very funny.

the way he put his arm around sam lmao

>>212305407
freddy will be on hong kong 2 and aryeh will stream monday

The real reason they are not doing Famous House anymore is because Jet cannot prey on normal women. FH 2 contestants mogged Jet hard so he went back to suicidal autistics. Even Binx wouldn't let him hit

>>212305432

>>212305415
Do you have diabetes?

>>212305407
Ellie getting sex trafficked by Direnc and Jet in a sketchy nyc hotel with bunkbeds

>>212304482 (OP)

>>212305407
Angie is working on a beach documentary. Freddy liviestreams every night whilst drunk. Aryeh, not yet, except for a short stream last night. Jin, already streamed. Direnc is exploring America. Seth streamed last night. Ellie's busy getting dicked by Jet but also streamed a bit last night.

>>212305351
Lmao Jet all you had to do was dot the legal i's and you would still have a show

binx unironically blurts out 어머 in surprise

>>212305442
What was it like being alone with Ellie and still getting turned down?

>>212305471
skibidi hag

>>212305460
Probably. Pre Diabetic for sure. Ozympeic is very expensive and it feels like cheating. Just eat and drink less ami rite? Lmaoooooooooooooo

>>212305442
the holes in your brain will only get bigger whippet wigger

>>212305450
this is true. Although they also aren't doing it because it required some actual work and logistics

I'd leg sweep Jet onto his weak back and then goomba stomp his soft formless face until I felt his orbital bones cave in

>>212305442
Brain hypoxia for a 15 second high is fucking retarded

>>212305490
>Just eat and drink less ami rite?
Yes, but you're a fat dying retard with zero self-control

>>212305411
>Ellie randomly says galaxy gas
she's reading from chat

>>212305432
Imagine her tight little body with a pregnant belly with a white child inside

SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND

>>212305133

>>212305442
Hi Jet

The beautiful CK

>>212305415
and a little bit of chicken fried ~
a cold beer on a friday night ~
a pair of jeans that fit just right ~
and the radio up! ~

Having sex on speed is proly pretty great but what about Legacy?

>>212305433
?

>LOVE MY MONKEYS MAN BENJI LUNA I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING DADDY AT HOME WITH JACQUELINE MY BBW LATINA BARBIE WIFE ON YOUR GUYS IPAD, DADDY LOVES YA, I'M VANILLA BABY

>>212305533
cute little goblin

>>212305538
Why does she look like Pocahontas?

>>212305538
she looks more like a red indian than josie

>>212305538
We love all our hapas. Even the ones imprisoned facing felony charges.

>>212305511
Were all dying
It's just a matter of how when and why
We are the master of our own destiny
I'll cryo freeze myself when I'm 45 or 50.

>>212305446
Must be very embarassing for Sam to get mogged by incel chud and his non-English speaking Austrian exchange student friend.

>>212305563
S3 was the best season, I say this as someone who watched all of them (except 4)

>>212305442
lol

>>212305563
I thought that was a dog sniffing and licking a human anus from the thumbnail. Guess I wasn't wrong.

>>212305351
Ellie's fanbase basically begging her not to fuck Jet lmao

>>212305563
mongkeys mayne

>>212304877
She never responded to mine :(
The only fishtank girls I've ever had DM me back are Abi and Taylor (Sluts)
So I guess that means Angie is a pure princess

>>212305571
simple as.

>>212305538
>>212305568
>>212305570
>>212305571
“she’s not even a real asian” - cole

>>212305579
whats their gimmick

Looking back on it, it's ironic that Direnc got so upset when Jin stole her panties lmao like you're literally a whore that shows her naked body to everyone why are you mad?

Something about the way Jet walks is disgusting. His gait is almost like a waddle, it’s kind of like how really fat people have to waddle like penguins because they have so much mass they can’t walk normally anymore. Now Jet isn’t even that fat (he is a lardass but not to the level of deathfats), he should be perfectly capable of walking normally, but he doesn’t or can’t.

>>212305621
she's a whore yet also a stuck-up prude

>Angie opens Patreon
>entire thing leaked within an hour
>Mizzy opens Patreon
>nothing leaked yet after multiple days

binx mentioned

>>212305592
I miss her

>>212305605
Lmao reminds me of that meme

NOOOO ELLIEE DONT SUCK MY COCK DONT SUCK MY COCK OHHH GOD IT FEELS GOOD OHHHH NOOOOOO

>>212305621
Nigger brain incapable of understanding the idea of consent

>>212305357
I'll have to try that on my next appeal, last time I was banned I tried being respectful and genuine for my appeal and they denied it and I had to sit with a two-week vacation.

>>212304877
Did she stopped today? It's her little brother's birthday and she said she wasn't going to be on social media and was just going to hang with family today.

>>212305571
I’m surprised no one has paid her bail yet. Should I?

>>212305635
He walks like those fat somali women waddling about in Europe.

>>212305593
stuff like this that reminds me jet is walmart white trash from georgia

>>212305612
You gotta be at least as asian as rice queen JC for Cole

>>212305645
pay scott

You guys need to sit the fuck down and let Jet do what he needs to. Ya so he didn't get straight to work on S5 like they said they would but he just put in a fuckton of effort for nearly 2 full weeks and deserves a little time to decompress.

So what if hes partying and traveling with some bitches? you are all jealous and it aint a good look. Trust the process.

>>212305593
>in his kitchen
were they at a different house than the s3 one?

>>212305639
/ftl/ does not care about mizzy

>>212305357
>>I'M SO FUCKING SORRY JANNIE I'M FUCKING SORRY MAN, I SWEAR TO GOD I HAD NO IDEA I WAS ABOUT TO BREAK THE RULE MAN IT'S JUST SOMETIMES I DON'T FUCKING THINKING. THERE'S JUST NO EXCUSE BUT SOMETIMES I JUST POST WITHOUT -FUCKING- THINKING! IT'S THE ADHD MAN AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD MAN, I SWEAR ON THOSE LITTLE MONKEYS MAN I WILL READ THE RULES NEXT TIME. I NEED A FUCKING LOBOTOMY JANNY, I NEED A FUCKING LOBOTOMY OR SOMETHING MAN BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING STUPID. HIT ME RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN JUST FUCKING HIT ME IN THE FACE I WON'T DO ANYTHING MAN.

>>212305538
Her face is so odd looking its disturbing. Post a profile of it. You'll see what I mean. Ugly bitch

>>212305653
>sticking up for whores
Strippers don't love you bro

>>212305593
It’s very sweet that Jet gets to live out his childhood dreams of starting a white nationalist compound, he’s already at the “become drug addicted wigger trash”stage. Inspiring.

>>212305621
Shit costs money and she REALLY wants to pay her mortgage off

>>212305133
her mom looks like larry bird

>>212305639
we dont want to see that shi

>>212305639
nobody gives a fuck about mizzy

>>212305683
Scott needs my money
Scott deserves my money
Scott is owed my money

Keep on keeping on

>>212305621
shes’s a lesbian

>>212305639
mizzy would be fine for sex but nobody is opening their wallet for that little cellulite goblin

>>212305593
Why do people think Jet actually fucked her? Where is the proof

they have so many weird scary looking friends

>>212305621
The best part is that she tried to hide it but production literally put "stripper" in text on her intro when she entered the tank.

Investor dividends status?
Already looking at warehouses status?

>>212305698
I’m not defending whoredom, I’m calling you a monkey for not understanding why one is okay to her and not the other.

Someone post the Mizzy Cliff nude that isn't her but probly is

>>212305653
When you do sex "work" you enter a state of constant consent.

>>212305685
people really getting worked up over some friends hanging out lmao

>>212305656
Just tell them that you are the fucking Indian saar and they'll unban you lickety-split

>this moment was the peak of the show. nothing else has, or ever will come close

>>212305750
Dude their entire revenue stream for the rest of the year is fucking gone hahah

>>212305021
Truuuuu

>>212305607
I'm surprised Taylor was responding to fan DMs.

>>212305737
like vance

>>212305621
She has the eyes of an insane person and if you cant instantly recognize a red flag like that, you're probably below average IQ at best

>>212305653
cuck brain incapable of understanding that a whore is a whore and it's for life

>>212305642
>Can't do any serious dancing because her elderly vegan bones would break
cute

>>212305778
trvth nvke
s3 was so fucking good

Should I DM Angelica and invite her out to the Orlando theme parks?

>>212305685
yea ppl need to chill out let the producer get some highschool pussy. its why she was on the show dummies like wtf. season five is gonna be lit

>>212305805
he's the type of guy with more college rapes than credits

We need to make our own season 3 continuation since the jannies aren't interfering, it's the Will of D

>>212305593
>Whippets are like
>Legit tard shit
>I've done it a few times but like
lol

Why do I love bullying Jet Neptune?

>>212305835
Powtank 2 is coming

>>212305778
Freddy doing a drop in after flicking off Aryeh mogs

Jet killed Fishtank by not letting Scott back on. All of the good and successful seasons had Scott.

>>212305004
Shadi is a fat ugly nigger that nobody likes

bill ottman is my favorite spongebob character

>>212305821
Fr fr no cap bruh get outta my ear sip sniff huff inject auto erotica asphyxiation bro sniff huff get out of my ear TECHNICAL SUPPORT GET ME A SODA GET ME A SODA

>>212305778
simbal vs burt was also peak

>>212305685
Jet sucks and we want a new showrunner

>>212305778
having them play with dolls in bed was really good lol

>>212305839
Drug addicts are always retarded. Always. If you do whippets, heroin, coke, blow pills, anything like that, you actually are dumb, except unironically. Only retards give themselves life crippling dependencies

>>212305845
More Mints type stuff

>>212305860
Wiggers didn't even acknowledge the PS5 situation. RUDE!

>>212305860
scott would never do whippets

>>212305860
Many are saying this. He's just to good of a guy. I owe Scott my soul and house

Full. Speed. Ahead.

after i get some highschooler pussy lmao

>>212305071
There’s nothing wrong with any of that tho

>>212305750
well jet is spending a week trying to get laid and ben and the gang are probably drunk at the house. Sam is probably ready to write the whole thing off and focus on his podcast or whatever. i'd say things are looking good for the show

>>212305800
you are???

>>212305800
I bought her a bunch of games on steam and would DM her about gambling all the time
I posted our dms about trying to meet up at a casino in these threads and everyone called me a schizo and a liar because my laptop has a weird resolution

the cams are turning back on any minute now guys... you've all been trolled and rused so hard haha

We need to be doing our favorite cumtown bits

>Alex: you better not come looking for me man
>Frank: I'm gonna come fuck all 3 of your monkeys
>Alex: I don't have 3 monkeys man
>Frank: you have the big fat one and two little ones
>Alex: I don't have a fat monkey
>Frank: she just left

>>212304482 (OP)
take me back

reluctant handjob from claire

>>212305843
Homeless people are homeless because they are completely unable to adapt to normal living conditions.
Don't ever feel bad for them.

i got a big, plump juicy ass. any of you want to see this shit?

>>212305860
Scott is the only Fishtank figure to give back to the community. Praise Scott, praise PS5 anon, praise Kojima. Keep on keeping on.

>>212305778
>>212305928
massively overrated moments ngl

>>212305928
bringing frank on this early was ultimately a mistake but season 3 was the best he's been on the show

How often do you think producers on Big Brother or whatever fuck contestants after the show?

>>212305533
why is it yellow

>>212305883
Yeah I tried meth a few times whew that stuff makes u feel way to good for to long. I guess that's why people stick to coke and Adderall

Now I just have an alcohol addiction which is pretty bad but honestly most meth/hard drugs addicts I've met are objectively worse people than me. Can they hold down a job for a period of time? Maybe

Can you trust anything they say or trust them not to Rob you? Absolutely not

I heard that bill ottman is a trust fund baby born into a wealthy ice cream family

>>212305952
TRVTH NVKE

>>212305898
lmfao

Supplements

>they have so many weird scary looking friends

>>212305952
yea s3 sucked so much

bill ottman having a fit of rage and punching the air because he missed the ice cream truck

>>212305979
Are there people in MDE community who are retarded enough to buy supplements from Sam?

>>212305937
Context? Is this from Sam or Alex B?

i'm posting these in various places, improve upon it if you want, or repost too

>>212305960
Not as often as Jet does it

>>212305992
This is the phenotype most attractive to Letty.

who's got freddy's live from yesterday

loveless marriage with claire

>>212306017
tacxin is a good person

wew, lad

>>212305898
I like that he buys and wears gaudy expensive clothing like some flex yet doesnt put a single ounce of effort into his appearance, something that requires effort and dedication. Can barely bench one plate, obese, horrible public speaker, all around a pathetic weak faggot. I would love to running start superman punch Jet straight in the nose.

>>212305068
Yes. I don't hate jet but if you get a chance to hit a face that looks like that you take it.

>>212306004
Doing God's work

>>212306004
get the one picture of abi with jet pants

>>212305992
Its wild how bad shitty eyebrows can nuke your attractiveness.

direnc's strip club has pretty terrible reviews

quietly sitting in my car in the driveway after work to avoid my bitch wife claire

>>212306033
what's he good at

>>212306076
I think the deformed asymmetrical features is a bigger problem

>>212306047
gimme gimme

>>212306004
a lot of people aren’t gonna believe these bc they weren’t in the threads where claire and shadi were verifying it was them and they also don’t have all the vgr shit to base it off of

i cried over ellie last night. i deserve death

>>212305819
Yes specifically universal
Say that and you are in

>>212306036
Why do people give these worthless, talentless, average women money? They don't know them in real life, will never meet them, and they don't actually care about any of their simps. What's the endgame? I'm not nearly retarded enough to give my hard earned money to losers

>>212306004
Should maybe add the three leaked jet dms

i cried over fishtank not airing last night. i deserve death

>>212306076
Those eyebrows indicate drug possession. Highly attractive to a certain type of girl

>>212306115
>will never meet them

oooh you sweet summer child

>>212306110
Still good to spread the word and get people talking about it.

>>212305621
I thought she was more pissed at him for lying that he stole her panties than the act itself

>>212305992
It's funny how letty is kind of smart for a female but also so retarded at actually being a woman. like sam was right about the male-braininess of her but it's more of a curse.

>>212306095
The vast majority of people have asymmetrical faces. Ryan Gosling does and he's considered conventionally attractive by most metrics.

>>212306080
Post

i'm being plagued every night by fishtank dreams where i fall in love with one of the season 4 girls

>>212306125
They indicate being hideously ugly

>>212305928
>frank got two grown men out of the house
but frank seethers told me that he’s only good at hassling little girls

i cried over missing the ice cream truck last night. i deserve death

Once again I am jerking off to Angelina

>>212306115
Sex with Sylvia poster converted simpdom into a loving family

>>212306146
>letty is kind of smart for a female


HAHAHA

i mean u do stuff for money rite?

Any chance we can ruin Jet Neptune with these allegations before S5 ever gets off the ground? I would love nothing more than to have that faggot suffer.

>>212306146
Imagine dumping loads of cum on her face haha

>>212306148
His face is deformed tier asymmetrical, don’t know how you can’t see it lmao also Ryan gosling is just average looking

>>212306110
it's a shame that someone made an infographic for fucking benleaks but not the actual situation lmao

>>212306158
its gonna be okay bill, everything will work out buddy. hang in there

>>212306004
Haley was right about Claire

>>212306076

>>212306100
it's like she bought the fortnite jet bundle

>>212306183
There is no s5

>>212306183
season 5 is never happening

>>212306197
Haley won

>>212305964
Sora has a weird yellow filter/warm light going on.

cumming in claire's hair

>>212306208
Abi..... wtf

>>212306198
You made him Iraqi

>>212306004
>i'd rather be raped than bored straight up

>>212306183
i'm just here to shitpost

Which 5 states would be the best to run S5?

Texas maybe ?

>>212306125
Letty really does have fat fucking tits. Fat tits on a tiny body is so kino its unreal

>>212306208
Is this photoshopped? She looks like a man in this picture.

>>212306076
he has good strong eyebrows

>>212306190
dude

Jet could have beaten the allegations. Anyone from production could have taken Ellie & Direnc to NY, why did it have to be him. Is Jet Neptune a native of the big apple

>>212306183
Sam is going to distance himself I think. S5 will be porn themed and held at jets apartment, only 18 and 19 year old girls invited

>>212306151
To you. Not them

>>212306261
Drugs money fame make you overly confident

>>212306159
This slut is begging to have my 5.5" girth cock slamming the sides of her cunt until I blow a thick load I've saved up for 2 weeks straight into her little womb

>>212306208
Why is Abi MASSIVE?

>>212306190
there's way too many details for an infographic. twitter thread or video essay would make more sense as gay as those sound

>>212306254
abi is just twink dave mustaine

>>212306190
at least there's one about jet and abi

>>212306285
she's a big girl

>>212306188
Now that I look at that picture more you're right. Even his nose is asymmetrical. Its melting off his face. How the fuck is that possible?

>>212306273
Who is “them”?

>>212306310
For Jet

These threads are reaching terminal levels of simp posting. I'm assuming this is a sign we will very shortly be returning to bant where hopefully they will fuck off to their own thread.

>>212306293
why did abi call jet a little cuck?

nervously suggesting to my long term girlfriend claire that she should try to lose weight

>>212306208
Have you guys ever made a girl wear your pants? Or do some just come up with the idea themselves as a fuck trophy?

>>212306190
>being gooned adds sovl 2 the person
niggas really get online and just say anything huh

>>212306293
They're all so annoying

>>212306319
Girls who like drugs a lot

>>212306350
pants dont work well unless you are a manlet or with a fat ho. it's why shirts or hoodies are the goto

A couple people I follow on X are pretty keyed into reading cultural trends, and based on their predictions I see Sam/MDE/Fishtank dying very soon.

Authenticity and sincerity are coming back in a big way. None of these people are able to function without being covered in irony to the point that you cannot tell what they actually feel. Sam's political takes, Jet's clothing, the lack of effort in Fishtank as a "joke", fucking with your fans as a bit, MDE skits, etc. These people are either too fucked up to understand how they really feel, or they know they are terrible people and use irony to avoid people seeing who they really are.

At the end of the day, Idubbbz was kind of right about Sam. Idubbbz is a faggot and got mogged while trying to dunk on Sam, so his message was ultimately worthless. But Sam has no real authentic beliefs and he will die in the age of authenticity.

>>212305639
I don't even remember what mizzy looks like

>>212306317
Idk but it’s fucked up

Is it really true that jet follows everyone from s4 except for ellie?

>>212306110
The VGR stuff adds so much more validity since he was posting pictures of him and Claire in Seattle while arguing with her on /bant/.

>>212306350
fairly regular thing to do at your or her place

>>212306349
Bro this is how you do it

HEY CLAIRE YOU FAT DOG FACED PIGGIE. LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU FUCKING WHORE OR FOREVER HAVE THE FATTY CURSE SHADI AND CRYO HAVE

gday

I think it would be nice if Jet decided to restream Season 4 to hold us over like he did with Season 1 during stream stars.

>hey my girlfriend you should go hang out with these guys who do drugs and give you free drinks and boss you around for money haha that would be funny

why are all male ftl fans cuck-brained?

>>212306293
It's crazy how women get delusions of grandeur like
>OMG THE PRODUCER WANTS TO FUCK ME
>HE'S SO COOL
>THAT MEANS HE LOVES ME AND WANTS TO MARRY ME
>AND THEN I'LL BE HIS WIFE AND I'LL BE A PRODUCER ON THE SHOW
>IT WILL BE SO COOL
how many fishtanks girls is this, it's sickening

>>212306254
She's really been catfishing hard desu. People think it's shocking she'd fuck Jet but if you got a good dose of her IRL, you wouldn't be so surprised at how matched they really are.

>>212306165
Kind of a bad example because Sylvia is below mid. It’s not like these other girls who are actually attractive and don’t have to settle for the bare minimum

Jet is the prime example of "you can leave /r9k/, but /r9k/ never leaves you."

He will always be the same insecure sensitive faggot he was as hack_blastard. The fact he wants to distance himself from that era of his life is very telling of his insecurities as a whole. Being an /r9k/poster is bad enough as is, worst board on the entire website bar none, but being a tripfag on /r9k/? Unforgivable

laughing thinking about how someone last night said jet has a good sense of fashion
bitch he just goes on grailed and buys what he sees tagged with balenciaga and then wears it, which is usually some sort of shapeless black tee

>>212306111
she is going to get a boyfriend eventually anon, better to jump ship now or accept your cuck path

>>212305068
I can with full confidence say i'd win in a 1 vs wiggers at once. None of them are fighters but ben might get a good few punches in

Case closed!

>>212306440
And people wonder why I never tripfag

>>212306111
we all deserve death

>>212306396
VGR The Brave was robbed by the duplicitous whippet huffing cock sleeve of Jet Neptune

season 5 idea: fishtank danganronpa
let me know what you think in the replies!!!

lol

>>212306469
What you do is even worse but I appreciate it

>>212306350
A girl wearing your tshirts or pj pants is normal if you were tearing up her pussy raw. Not that this board would understand any of that. There's actually 20+ year old virgins here LMAOOOO

>>212306447
And it might end up being Jet Neptune so he should consider that too

is it ok if i try galaxy gas just once

>>212306469
nobody wonders that cryo

Did anyone save Seth’s live?

>>212306478
what the fuck is VGR, I was here during bitchtank but i still dont know what it is

>>212306111
Yesh you kinda do. Stop falling in actual love with e girls anon

Would Claire and VGR have worked out if not for Jet tainting the waters?

>>212306489
her reaction lmao

>>212306467
lol bantoids how many times has she said she never lied about it?

>>212306111
that's fair
consider going to a prostitute to get rid of this sentimentality

>>212306489
kek, our gobbo is an airhead but she's smarter than any other fishtank girl

>>212306489
Angie’s reaction kills me everytime lol

>>212306383
>Authenticity and sincerity are coming back in a big way.
that's sort of the trend for awhile now, and was part of the post post irony or whatever. but Sam is also leaning into that. Why he is trying to be more straightforward and saying like 'yeah i'm antisemitic' on podcasts. It does make a lot of the older humor style feel dated you are right

>>212306390
Yes because Jet is actually dumb. Less than 100iq dumb, and he thinks not following her means he isn't interested when not following her while following everyone else draws 10x the attention. Jet can't rotate an apple in his mind

>>212306497
If you want to kill your brain, go for it.

>>212306489
fuck around

>>212306514
a Claire simp who flew her out for a date

>>212306514
number one claire fan that tweeted exclusively about her for months

>>212306512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOKgd-A9TmU

>>212306197
Haley gang woooo

>>212306440
Does anyone have his r9k posts about grooming girls?

>>212306521
A drug dealer guy allegedly

>>212306497
It's fun but also kinda sucks. C tier drug

canceled by the spongebob reddit

>No more Claire or Letty type stuff
>Erm... but what about Direnc and Ellie type stuff?

Jet OD on vehicular farts before I find you in NY and throttle you

>>212306516
It's a shame most of these people won't learn this lesson. Egirls are almost never worth it and especially ones from parasocial internet shows. Just jerk off and get over it, find a real femoid or keep doing you're thing.

>>212306512
also this

https://gofile.io/d/GtKD4y

>>212306489
angie unironically has the highest iq out of all the cast and production
jet knew this and thats why she had to go

BITTY STATUS?

>>212306514

>>212306583
how is ellie any less real than a person i'd meet if i went out

do you think other game show producers take their contestants on a road trip with them the day after the show?
is this a common thing? it probably happens all the time right?
like jet took TJ on a trip right after season 2 right? there's nothing shady about this

>>212306521
claire's been pretty open about not actually liking him and just using him because she's poor and lonely (this is what whores do)

>>212306601
she was unhappy with me on X when i talked shit about rachel

https://x.com/BallerinaBitty/status/1940256835640181124

>>212306609
How can men even simp for shit like this?

>>212306577
it's on the same tier as drilling a hole in your head to get high or shooting yourself in the brain with a snubnosed revolver.

wdym you won't introduce me to your freshman girl friends at your high school? Ellie you're acting JUST like Cole right now

this shit needs to be banished to /bant/ already

>>212306521
No. She hates that goody two shoe homeschooled crap. She was just of letty’s glamorous whore traveling.

>>212306542
>that's sort of the trend for awhile now, and was part of the post post irony or whatever. but Sam is also leaning into that
Yeah, but it has not hit the mainstream yet. People are still afraid to authentically be attracted to people ("I'd let her ruin my life" "Step on my balls" etc.). When it hits everything, Sam and MDE will die.

Sam is cashing in now because he is somewhat early as a mainstream figure, but it will not last. His entire Sam Hyde Show brand is just recycled takes from 6 months ago he got by following Captive Dreamer on X. None of it is real and when the market becomes saturated with true sincerity, he will die like a dinosaur. MDE die hards will stay out of sunk cost, but most will leave.

>>212306613
Yeah, totally normal! It generally happens when production is trying to engage in sexual relationships with the talent.

>>212306613
BB has production/contestant orgies after every season

>>212306514
vincent gallo respector, a claire orbiter that flew her out to seattle. it was a very funny story, she showed up 'severely compromised' and he took her to his aunt's house, an empty aquarium, and a poppy concert. he teased /bant/ with cryptic messages and then the jet stuff came out and his heart was broken

>>212306563
>>212306590
Thank you. Why can’t they do this in normal hours? I’m not going to stay up til 3 am to watch this live

>>212306633
A question we may never get the answer to

>>212306629
ew, I was talking about jet, retard, not that blacked prostitute
get that shit back to /bant/

>>212306489

>>212306564
WOOOOO

>>212306593
Season 4 was probably the lowest iq cast since season 1. Angelica was definitely the smartest one there though

>>212306609
Oh my bad I was thinking about VAN not VGR

Incels talking about friends they wish they had

>>212306662
Then why would you call him bitty retard

>>212306593
damn

>>212306684
She was smarter than any other contestant

>>212306197

>>212306466
Ben is like 5'5" and 140lbs soaking wet. I'd toss him around like a wet paper bag. I could literally 360° swing him by his legs straight into a telephone pole spine first and end him in 30 seconds flat, but I wouldn't because Ben is the only Wigger in the Wigger crew besides Sam with a modicum of talent

>>212306629
goofy ahh ahh KAW

>>212306677
>you now remember on s1 that jon is a die hard rick n morty fan

>>212306702
bitty stay fitted

>>212306489
KEK

>>212306629
She unfollowed me so I unfollowed her

Rip in Pieces Betty

>>212306690
fraudulent cryo

Has Ellie addressed the rumors? Why doesn’t she just deny that Jet is with them if it isn’t true?

>>212306684
Angie is fucking retarded and is a normie zoomette. Drench is smarter if not just by experience, even if she is a whore

>Ellie your ass is acting like Cole
>teeheheh Jeeet!

>>212306702
because of his shitty song, retard?

Jet flew too close to the sun with this one - even the NPCs are turning on him

>>212306489
I'd raw dog this slut like no one ever has before, with the purpose of impregnation

>>212306727
Yes I'm fake so not believe anything I have said in this thread very good

>>212306657
Why is Claire so determined to be a bad person? I just thought she was goofy on Bitchtank but everything since has solidified her as entirely irredeemable human trash.

>>212306649
idubbbz was correct about meta-irony
sam hyde is a white supremacist anti-semite male chauvinist who uses irony to express his true feelings
this is actually fine and was political necessity for most of his life up until literally this year, so he will pivot to sincerity
he's still funny when not using humor to hide his politics, though, or when the politics he's hiding are going to be impossible for like fifty fucking years (americans admitting their nigger citizens are animals)

>>212306711
Haley is so silly, I love her

>>212306749
most of reddit turned on him I can't believe it

>>212306732
look in this thread retard, she commented on her ig

>>212306657
the funniest part is how much she hates him now
I've seen few examples of vitriol that could compare to claire's replies to vgr this spring
vgr would just post some boring shit and claire would reply with kill your family you homeschooled freak. just immediate escalation to full speed

The claire drama era was the worst in ftl history. her mental illness permeated the general. it was so bad that I hope jet rapes her again

>>212306497
Might as well take up smoking crap and banging dope with a needle. Drugs are for faggots. You want to alter your brain? Smoke some weed and drink alcohol and keep it at that. Fuck around with the harder shit and you're sure to find out.

Just went on their website and noticed the views for world peace are kinda low. In addition to fishtank falling apart, I think the walls are collapsing on these guys.

>>212306684
Yeah Angelina was so smart she got eliminated because she spent 5 minutes gloating about breaking Daniel's bag rather than collecting the candy

>>212306712
tossing ben around in the playroom angie style

>>212306769
ik i thought the same, probably just the drugs and alcohol

Imagine your Ellie's parents and your daughter is being taken around NYC with a notorious gooner.

>>212306790
Agreed

>>212306778
this is the correct take. The Sam Hyde show will ironically keep him relevant

>>212306790
bitchtank was a huge mistake

>>212306497
>deliberately inducing brain hypoxia to get high

kek

>>212306609
Unironically looksmatched. Good for them both.

>>212306793
MDE just wasnt that funny honestly.
Like even the old stuff, there's like 3 sketches I like unironically. I enjoy fishtank more

>>212306778
...and i guess i'll add to this, that sam is very articulate when he's being sincere about his politics
he's got gas in the tank for a while yet

>>212306695
do you know what site you're on?

>>212306793
Sam is pretty good on pivoting (the dear elon video) and has a pretty stable diversified portfolio of the MDE Empire

Everyone else that has association to Fishtank or WP2 is fucked.

to summaries the bitchtank aftermath
>abi and claire had a threesome with jet
>shadi lied about jimmy raping her
>kato tried to #metoo jacob on their first collab stream
>kalie is homeless
>juliana is married
>Haley had sex with wes (tayleigh top paypig)

>>212306748
retard, you know Jet neptune's music

>>212306790
Not even close. The TJ Cheated era was a true abortion

mfw jet nepgroom

He has the mannerisms of a guy desperately trying to reason with his BPD gf having a public breakdown

>>212306489
why is she acting like she wouldn't have done the same thing. she went straight home because she felt humiliated for being eliminated first

>>212306790
bitchtank was a curse

>>212306497
have one galaxy gas. have two.

>>212306806
she's fine. she has a crack addict prostitute whose brother is an islamic terrorist with her to keep things safe.

>>212306497
The high's not even worth it it lasts for like a minute

>>212306832

>>212306790
claire was fine, it was you guys crashing out that made the threads suck

>>212306790
The S2 - Bitchtank has permanently ruined these threads. We're going to be talking about Claire and Abby for the next decade. absolutely fucking grim shit

>>212306789
lol she was incredibly manic and legitimately thought vgr was the devil and trying to traffick her with hadrian belove

Fred I'm from season 2 bro

>>212306860
>mfw unironic colefags still exist

>>212306850
Julianna's married? i liked ratto

>>212306864
love how he starts morphing into a trump speech after 0:04

>>212306489
Its funny cause u know shes just jealous shes not there with ellie and drench

>>212306711
>Tumblr nose
Something about this bitch is unsettling. Her face is like a skinwalkers. She doesnt even seem real. Like early AIs attempt at recreating a mid woman's face

say what you want about claire but there's a reason we talk about her more than any other actual fish

>>212306881
Hi Claire

The glitz and glamor of being an annoying whore

>>212306778
>sam hyde is a white supremacist anti-semite male chauvinist who uses irony to express his true feelings
If that were the case, then he would be fine going forward but he is not that person. Really, he is an art fag running away from his past. His entire persona is not that much different from a lefty, he hates his father and he hates the people that bullied/ostracized him in school.

Sam is not a nazi. His friends and family disowned him because he is a self destructive loser. He acts like a nazi to feel like he is persecuted for something other than his most base level characteristics.
>"They don't hate me because I am a fucked up person, they hate me because of my dissident philosophy."

He cannot be sincere. It would require self reflection which he has been running away from his entire life.

>>212306850
Isn't wes indian and living in finland?

can someone explain the claire drama to me? I didnt watch bitchtank at all

>shadi shows up to try and get us posting about her new adventure
>everyone just talks about claire again
KWAB

>>212306850
also scott got excommunicated

>>212306790
endless loop, ellie possibly being fucked jet doesnt exactly change things

>>212306790
It was awful.

>>212306819
Inflating Claire's ego by letting her stay, even after the elimination, so Jet could fuck her was a mistake. Bitchtank was amazing, he should have just fucked Claire and then sent her home when she got eliminated.

>>212306926
No

>>212306914
An Inconvenient Trvke

>>212304854
He probably repeated what he heard from people online rather than from Ellie or Direnc.

>>212306790
it was the funniest era of ftl are u insane

>>212306925
different wes

>>212306489
anyone have the audio version?

Claire's still best girl

>>212306914
this guy gets it.

>>212306612
the screen isnt real dont get too caught up in identifying with it

as i read this thread i completely get why the wiggers shamelessly scam you retards. what a sad display

>>212306865
Jet invited her to hang out after she got eliminated and she said no

jet neptune dating advice
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/24463196

Remember when the showrunner of Big Brother went on a trip to NYC with the contestants of the show after it was finished?

>>212306926
She fucked Jet, passed out in the middle of it, woke up with Jet still fucking her, then Jet passed out on the floor shortly after cumming in her

>bitchtank

>>212306967
We'll always love Claire!

>>212306967
I would use a paper towel and soap to degrease her face and then SSC her face

>>212306925
Different Wes, the Wes that fucked Haley is not apart of production. He posted a lot on /bant/ last year.

>>212306790
Wn2b thanking Cole for putting an end to it for good by telling her to shut the fuck up

Shouldn't Jet do damage control to ensure the existence of his company instead of partying and fucking prostitutes and egirls immediately after the premature cancellation of his show?

>anyone who the girls show interest in is removed (taxcin, scott)
>girls in s4 are pedobait besides the crack smoking stripper

This is getting really weird guys, they're really in NYC right now? Just jet and the girls? They sent everyone else home? Shouldn't jet be trying to fix the dumpster fire he started? Hardly a time to celebrate

>>212306974
I haven't given them a cent

>>212306974
i don't give them money i just call jet fat, problem?

>>212306975
No, she asked if she could stay and drink with the fish and production said no

>>212306996
>Q, I WANT YOUR THROAT

>>212306988
That's pretty gnarly Claire. Ty for your honesty. You are brave.

>>212306984
No wonder he wants this shit buried. Embarrassing as fuck. Reminder the shoot all tripfags in the head in Minecraft

>>212307021
The opposite. Angie rejected Jet's advances.

>>212306923
sam has personality problems
he is also a white supremacist, during a time period when the slightest hint of that would mean getting cancelled, debanked, run out of town
he chose those politics before they would guarantee ostracism, so it's up for debate if it's a symptom of his personality problems or caused by them or just plain old what he thinks and how he feels

>>212305357
I got a permaban for being banned 50 times. Not only are you not an interesting poster if you don’t regularly get banned, bans are given out for the most retarded of reasons because the staff are vindictive cunts

>>212306963
https://x.com/hearttank64/status/1940804020748407134?s=46

>>212307028
Iconic, I miss the Twitter spaces.

>>212307028
bant before bitchtank was peaked

>>212307012
>Hardly a time to celebrate
they've had like three parties since the police came

>>212306414
stop bullying me im not even fat

Will we ever see them together again

>>212307012
you should call the police or something

>>212307064
I'm sry I was just trying to be popular I don't think you're fat

>>212307021
Yes and then Jet asked her to hang out sometime when they were in the basement

>>212306677
>a guy that talks like an actual baby gets more women than us

>>212307053
>>212307057
Q and the gang were better content than anything since

>>212306613
I'm sure it happens sometimes, though not too often and in such a lazy and low class way. but they are also generally competent professionals and can keep their shit together, and not try to use it to impress other wiggers or whatever and wreck their own show.

>>212306497
if you need to ask then you're the kind of retard that will use it anyway

>>212307083
what a sweetie
cryokeen is a sensitive young man

But how can Jet groom the women if there's no show to use as leverage? It's not like he has looks or personality or charisma or height or even objective professional success on his side.

>>212306521
she just used him for poppy concert tickets
its not that deep

>>212306896
Yeah, no chance it’s gonna last though.

>>212307037
Are you trying to defend her or are you just coping? We all know what she said

>>212306489
Everybody's reaction to this news is them immediately knowing exactly what is up

>>212306806
the absolute horror of your daughter being around a guy who has all the physcial prowess of a 10 year old boy and whose most convincing game is "uhh like you're totally bae, you should come on my show. can I get sex now?"

1/10 young american women are on onlyfans and god knows how many more are strung out on drugs and gallivanting with even worse wiggers or actual groids. If your daughter cannot keep herself from the caliber of "predator" that is Goran Rapistovic then she's not safe without a 24/7 chaperone.

>>212307046
>he is also a white supremacist
Completely logical perspective for a conniving kike like Sam

>>212307103
>cryokeen is a sensitive young man

Thanks yes. Young and fit.

>>212307114
except seth who went into full cope and defend jet mode

>>212306612
They are physically in your reality. You have almost 0 chance of interacting with these girls in a way that will come off with any respect or relationship with you. They won't even be your friend, you are a number to them at best and dollars to them at worst.

>>212307117
inconvenient trvke

>>212307095
we need Q more then ever

Does someone mind posting Letty's fat lettys? Her aerolas are perfection

>>212304854
>look at the twitter orbiters comments
>BRUH SHE IS SEETHING SHE WISHES SHE WAS HANGING OUT WITH JET BRUH ITS COOL THAT JET IS DOING IT

4chan is unironically the sanest place regarding fishtank kek

>>212307117
>she's not safe without a 24/7 chaperone
your sarcasm kind of falls apart when you remember that she's in high school and does in fact require a 24/7 chaperone

MycroPeen

>>212306613
They did not go on a trip after S2. They stayed in Providence and went to a bar.

>>212307051
>fuck around and find out i guess

>>212306967
Many are saying this, glitter bomb behavior

>>212306984
brb walking backwards to assert dominance and pick up chicks

Jet can fuck Ellie all he wants as long as he stays away from my crackfu

>>212307107
Very gay retard thought he was hot shit with all those cryptic notes he wrote lmao

>Even Plebbit is getting wise to Goran's grooming
Nice optics after rug pulling your season LOL

anyways

>>212306928
The sheboon will never learn

Time goes by.. so slowly..

>paypigs paying for Jet's e-girl fuck carousel when they can buy a prostitute with that money for themselves
Literal cvcks

>>212304854
>There's not really much to do since Ellie can't go to bars and stuff
Freddy is the greatest. Only fish that needs to comeback if fishtank isn't dead.

>>212307188
are you sure? I think it's industry standard practice to take a contestant on a road trip
don't add her on instagram though. that would look bad

>>212307021
she wanted to be a freeloader and hang out on camera, jet wanted her to hang out with production. Then she went back home

>>212306684
You Angela posters seem really desperate to clutch the most retarded simps title from the Taytriots.

>>212306984
its over jetbros

for me personally? its the FN MK 17 Mod 0 chambered in 7.62×51mm NATO

>>212307187
It's very big I'll post it on bant if u guys want I took a new pic yesterday it's 7+ inchs

>>212306967
Truuuu

>>212306657
how the fuck her head so blocky
this phenomena needs to be studied and given a scientific name

>>212307177
Got you

Letty or as I like to call her, Nina

>>212307273
STOP

>>212307204
He can fuck Ellie, Drench, Angie and hell, even Rachel but his #1 priority should be not fucking up s5

>>212306984
>Wear a belt.
literally doesn't matter

>>212307271
MODS

Just realized Extreme Poop E3 just came out. I guess I'll give it a watch

>>212307205
>you guys did this to claire
the fuck?

cole come on my podcast

>>212307220
why don't you grow out your hair again

If angie cut herself it would make her 5x hotter. Imagine those stripes on her arms and thighs hnngghhhh

>he used to go on r9k
whats that? oh ok 4chan whatever
>jet kicked jin because he said r9k?
*whole community digs up your cringiest dumbest posts and will spam them indefinitely*
barbara streisand nigger

>exists
>drives the offseason content so far
it's a simp show

>>212307252
yeah sure

Angelina can sing, play guitar, and she makes ceramics. It's sad a girl like her's only options are to debase herself online. I hated her in the tank but have seen that she has a beautiful soul.

>>212306975
Delusional. Jet said she was insane cause she would stop crying on a dime after talking about heavy trauma on camera. Hopefully one day we can see the confessional in the basement he was talking about. She also begged to drink with the fish after elimination but Ben said no

>>212307315

>>212307325
what has she done besides a cringe qna and joining seth's IG live?

>>212307288
implicit: don't be so fat you can't tuck your shirt in

Idea:
>PENANCE TANK: JET IN THE CELL

>>212307328
She is a brat, she can't work a normal job

>>212307183
she's 18 years old faggot, not 12. She can legally do porn or sign up to die in the army and I'm supposed to cry that jet is making the most opaque attempt at getting in her pants. You can call it creepy or sleezy but stop acting like she doesn't know what's up lmao.

>>212307350
whippets with the raping blob

>>212306984
Great advice

>>212307325
She provided more off-season than during it

>>212307021
>>212307037
Cope

>>212307350
Fucked Jet

>>212307350
be groomed by jet

>>212307344
Yeah dude Angie just totally made up Jet asking her to hang out. Jet would never do that and has no history of it.

>>212307353
tucking in your shirt makes you look like a faggot

>>212307366
she can't do those things though. she's in high school

>>212307378
>can i stay and hang out with the fishes?
>no b-but you can hang out in the basement with us
>nah i'm good bye

brat won

Jupiter owes us a stream

>>212307306
It's a pain to wash every other day gets greasy fast I like having short hair in summer. Girls love the long hair tho

>>212307288
i wear pants that fit and don't tuck my shirt in
the only reason to wear a belt is if it's difficult to find pants that fit you well

>>212307328
>play guitar
lets not get carried away here, she can strum
some open chords that take her forever to switch.
her voice was pretty nice though il give her that.

>>212307366
bro you don't know what opaque means.
is this jet neptune?

>>212307095
Fact, best offseason by far

>>212307325
1,000 men would have sex with her and ejculate deep in her cervix.

Men would cross entire oceans to hear her farther over a walkie talkie.

>>212307273
>That's my line, fuckface, pack up your hashes, your replacement is here anon

>>212307428
kek that is definitely the kind of dumb overconfident mistake jet would make

>>212307328
you are easily impressed
the ancient greeks also expected their slave girls to be able to weave cloth

>>212307389
bitches love tucked in shirts nigger, flat stomach with tucked in shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a belt = woman catnip. You're just coping because your gut too big to pull it off.

>>212307178
Twitter really, really, really hates Angie

>>212307325
Getting fucked by Jet is not content if there isn't drama around it.

>>212307415
once you get to a certain length it's best to wash with product once a week, maybe even every other week. if you were washing it every other day, that's why it was getting greasy

>>212306984
Now this is content

>>212307366
>opaque

this is 100% a wigger

>>212307366
Hi Jet

>>212307238
No Jet didn't want to fuck TJ. Sam did but he was busy.

>>212307439
cryo developing an obsession with ellie could be content

Realistically what would Jet have to do to be redeemed? Public acknowledgement of wrongdoing? An apology? Donating to Scott PS5? Only hiring ugly girls? Staying off camera / in the basement?

>>212307357
if S5 is run the same way except there is one camera called the cell, in another state with jet in it and he never interacts with the real house I would approve.

i know it's stupid to be upset about ellie but i'm a stupid person. not as stupid as jet tho

>>212307517
free use of jupiter in an /ftl/ orgy

>>212307517
10 seasons of bitchtank

>>212307435
Those twitter spaces were amazing (until Jimmy and his orbiters discovered them)

>>212307517
>>212307357

>>212307517
Being behind bars

>>212307188
was jet or anyone from production even involved with that? lmao

Angelina is really /our girl/

>>212307535
New

>>212306984
>wear a belt
>wear two

>>212307517
set himself on fire

>>212307387
>>212307403
Did Angie even do anything memorable on the show other than cry about being beaten and raped? That was her entire identity.

>>212307517
publicly flayed alive

>>212307517
I mean he'd pretty much have to change everything about the way he thinks, acts and looks. I don't know if there's a route here.

>>212307517
Exile to the middle east

you can high key rape me if you let me get a huff of that air horn

>>212307574
Made Daniel simp for her and crash out

>>212307560
Didn't Bex go? I actually can't remember if she was there or if I'm remembering Bex being TJs mommy dommy posts.

>>212307517
Stuff himself into a Brazen Bull with a fire lit beneath it.

>>212307596
id rather be raped than bored straight up

>>212307560
none of the wiggers
Vance, Josie, Bex, Frank

>>212307457
sounds ridiculously gay and I fuck my gf no condom

>>212307574
she was kind of cute and was able to stir up drama, the girls hated her, fred got along with her, daniel was mega sperg about her. which is really important in a show like this.

>>212307574
she was mouthy and energetic
not a final two fish but good for the show

>>212307588
retards getting farmed by some mid asian puss

>>212307416
Facts

>>212307416
I like the aesthetics of a belt even if I don't tuck my shirt in or it's really holding my bants up. A good belt can look nice.

>>212307517
Public apology from Sam Ben and Jet and some refunds. Promise to shorten 42 days to 30 days for a standard Season.

Ellies attempts to immerse herself in 4chan culture gives me the ick.

Nigga Heil Nina

>>212307517
Act like a grown man running a professional show. At the moment he feels like a kid that got given a management position by his dad that owns the company (Sam) and is just living out his power fantasy.

>>212307517
public apology+castration+staying off cam forever

>>212307560
Jet went off with the whore Letty who had showed up to the house.

>>212306967
I hate her she ruins every thread said no one ever sincerely and truthfully

>>212307784
If you don't use/abuse your station in life in the current day and age then you are just going to be a loser period. Everybody is leveraging their titles and achievements when trying to get pussy.