Thread 212306178

Wednesday season 2 in 34 days

ARE YOU HYPED?

YEAH

>simping this hard for a zoomer basic bitch phenotype that you could find working at any mcdonalds in the western world
fucking simps man

>>212306178 (OP)
Get out, lewdposter

i've never watched wednesday

>>212306378
Fake news
Young white women who aren't ugly or fat are extremely rare in the US
>muh western world
Yeah, I am sure you live in Shangri-La, but I don't. The idea that the ratio of men and women being around 50/50 is the biggest lie we are told.

>>212306435
based draper chad

>>212306178 (OP)
It still hasnt released?

>>212306620
hundreds of millions of indian men will migrate west for this basic phenotype

>>212306620
>start doing this

>>212306178 (OP)
Wasn't this 2 or 3 years ago?

>>212306620
Thanks for the giant arrow. Wouldn't have known where to look otherwise

whats with the yogurt on that shirt

Cute fact: Emma's favorite christmas tradition is sleeping by the christmas tree with her sisters on christmas eve!

>>212308140
Very wholesome

>>212306178 (OP)
Not really. The show isn't very good and people only watch it for the eye candy. Frankly it seems like somebody's bad fanfiction of wednesday, she is nothing like how she normally would be, and this story is absolutely preposterous to her character

>>212306178 (OP)
YEEEES

>anon who spammed snoodtum years before we ever got to see it
How did he know

>>212306435
BASED

>>212306178 (OP)
A friend in Snood is a friend insneed

snood's food and sood

shes had so many black penises inside of her

>>212306178 (OP)
How did the CW manage to produce 20 episodes every year, while Netflix, which takes inspiration from CW, only makes 8–10 episodes over three years?

>>212308541
>>212308599
Exquisite belly

>>212306435
based

Snood is not for lewd

>>212308140
damn they all mog her

UH OH STINKY

DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD

POST SNOOD SIRS SHOW BOBS AND BAGENE

Where is the autist with the picture?

>>212306178 (OP)
No, I'm not an American pedophile or a slop gobbler.

>>212306378
Well I'm a zoomer though. What you actually want me to do, simp for your grandma?

>>212310416
>>212310761
I don't see the point of spamming this pic. She's still a beautiful woman in my eyes, and I can only hope that one day I'll marry someone as beautiful as her.

>>212311220
Based

>>212308541
I she legal?

hey! stop it

>>212311941
Hey! You're brown!

>>212306178 (OP)
I feel like you just napalmed me, Enid.

>>212308140
Need to see her in her wolf form.

>>212308140
1 and 3

POV: your little snoodwife is very happy because you came home after work

>>212312300
awww this smile!

>>212306620
Delicious flat chest.

>>212306559
Why are her legs so sexy?

>>212312630
freak.

>>212312493
A cute smile!

>>212313382
You mean "chad".

rapebait

>>212313404
best smile!

>>212311645
WALLED

>>212314733
hi jenna

>>212313833
Imagine smooching her on the forehead

>>212312300
get to come home from work and say "hey babe how was your day?" to snoodles...

>>212316280
telling her what a good girl she is

"Look daddy, I'm wearing the cute shorts you bought me."

tongu

>>212317416
she's balding

>>212317497
she just has a high forehead. it's a white thing, and it's also part of her more neotenous, hyperfeminine head type. makes for extra cuteness

>>212317261
her legs are so perfectly soft and smooth

*scrunches face adorably*

>>212317754
She probably accidentally made that face trying to do a normal expression. It came out cute and squishy because her cheeks are so chubby. The production team were probably all "awwww look at that face!" and made her keep doing it in different scenes

>>212308140
my favorite christmas tradition is sleeping with emma every night!

>>212313404
>>212317601
She's so beautiful

Remember that Snood will be getting married soon

>>212318357
nyooo

playing with Snood's hair

>>212318740
My almonds are activated

>>212318438
she probably emits a pungent aroma, but I personally think it is sweet and floral (I've known girls like her intimately and they smell amazing... like finally arriving at your sylvan homeland)

You just know

come home, White Man

>>212313068
Because she's tight and white, simple as.

"But daddy, this outfit is so embarrassing! Do I reaaaally have to wear it on our date tonight?"

>>212319052
omg... imagine

Reminder everyone posting Snood after Minecraft is a fake fan and newfag

>2025 snoodfags
cancer
>2024 snoodfags
newfags
>2023 snoodfags
oldfags
>2022 snoodfags
originalfags
>2020 snoodfags
unknownfags

>>212319373
Well, not if they're gen alpha kids who discovered her through Minecraft. They had other things to do besides watch girl shows, unlike seasoned 4chan veterans and Snood oldfags

At least is providing an excellent romantic archetype for zoomers an gen alpha. Maybe girls will even come to emulate her

>>212319052
Me hugging Snood and squeezing her really hard

who the fuck is Snood?!?!

>>212306435
fpbp

>>212319563
The main character of Wednesday sweetie

>>212319167
There are many women who are tight and white but whose legs aren't that sexy.

>>212319756
her

>>212306378
Average girls look attainable so it's easier to fantasize being with them. Yah, she really does look like a McDonald's or Cineplex cashier you'd have a great early-20s relationship with

>>212320336
Snood looks like a saleswoman in a clothing store. Ten years ago, I would never have imagined that a girl like that would be a famous actress

>>212320336
Sure except some of us find the more girl-next-door or 'actual real person with character' thing actually more attractive. Usually exactly because we have dated people like that so it hits a lot deeper

>>212320654
>because we have dated people like that
Yes, haha, we've all definitely dated people here haha.

>>212321089
Haha...

>>212322827
Give me a hint, maybe I can guess your favorite.

>>212323399
if he's a snood connoisseur like i am im guessing his favorite picture is the famous hairy snoodpits one if i do say so myself.

>>212323399
Ok, here's the hint: silver.

>>212323597
Would it be this one ?

>>212323868
That is a great one, her legs are unbelievably sexy, but alas it is not the one.

>>212323597
This outfit was first in my mind

>>212324085
THERE IT IS! YOU WIN!

Thanks anon.

>>212324127
:3

>>212306435
Based

>>212311645
>I don't see the point of spamming this pic
That's because you have the 'tism, anon.

How do you get a Snood gf? Asking for a friend.

>>212325976
Blue Snood.

>>212326103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiY5auB3OWg

>>212306178 (OP)
squashed hamburger head

pookie

>>212319373
Reminder you're all brown and from India

>>212326183
Blue Snood,
I saw you standing alone,
You are the dream in my heart,
The love for you is my own.

Blue Snood,
I know just what you're made for.
You are just what I pray for
Someone I wish to care for.

Blue Snood,
I saw you standing alone,
You are the dream in my heart,
The love for you is my own.

Blue Snood...
Without your love I'm not on.

>>212326782
they both have the same funny little Snoodwalk, and are perfectly synced. they even turn together

Snood motivated me to get in shape. I actually look better now than I ever have in my life, and am improving everyday

I get a lot more done now too, and have a much healthier mindset. Because Snood reminded me that a good girl is worth finding, or being ready for if she comes along

yikes

>>212327246
you should write her 50 or 60 hand written letters or so and tell her that

>>212327352
nah I enjoy pics of her but I have no interest in ever meeting her or engaging as a fan, which I think is an undignified and pathetic relationship

I want to live out God's plan for my own life and I want her to live the life God chooses for her

I just find her cute and rather motivating because she's like an amalgam of some of my exes, and probably has qualities a woman I'd end up with would have. seeing her reminds me I can find something like this because I've known it before

>>212327246
Keep up with the good work anon, I hope you can find a snoodlike gf soon!

>>212306178 (OP)
Why they didn't wait till Spooktober?

>>212327582
thank you, Anon. same to you, genuinely

>>212327715
Feet.

A friend of mine has been working in a clothing store for a month, and since I saw that there are many snoodlikes among his colleagues, I've been obsessed with working there

>>212327808
Yes, there really are a lot of girls of this type out there. And believe me if you date one you're just super happy to have that girl and you'll be all about her and like her for her own unique irreplaceable thing

>>212327870
My friend showed me a video they recorded in the store to celebrate reaching a sales goal, and I thought it was wonderful to see such cute girls doing silly things like dancing and playing with balloons. It's as if their snoodspirit is pushing them to spread happiness

>>212306178 (OP)
Not really, I feel like this is another example of a concept that would have worked amazingly well as a near 3 hour movie, with great potential for a sequel or two, and this would be Tim Burton's latest great movie in a sensible world. It'd go down as one of the great classics, everyone would see it. Instead we get a great 3 episodes and then all goes downhill until nobody cares anymore. The fact of it skipping a year is of course a really bad sign. I could be wrong but I'm predicting it'll be bad.

When did skipping years become normalized anyway, as if 3 episodes a year wasn't bad enough, now we're plain skipping years. What if I decide to skip my job for a year - meh, wasn't going so well so I decided to skip a year... it's ridiculous.

>>212328270
I just don't get what happened to Tim Burton. His first several movies were so great and inspired. Pee Wee's, Beetlejuice, Batman, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood... some actually great stuff there. And then there started to be a real dip in quality.

I know some people peak in their youth, maybe have a potent period and then it goes away. But it's hard to imagine how someone could be that brilliant and uniquely inspired and then just crank out a bunch of nothing

>>212328304
Whoa what a lil butt-kicker!

>>212328356
He continues to have great taste in girls though

Winona Ryder, Snood, Mia Wasikowska, Christina Ricci, Jenna Ortega

wtf are these threads?
its just some 40 year old dude spamming pictures of a child

>>212320647
I really like this fit for some reason. It just looks comfy and nice

>>212328707
She was only 25 years old you sick FUCK

this thread is me posting rare smaller pics because some anon on another board is doing high quality upscales of some of them

if anyone is wondering

well, image limit reached

hope you scale up a few more Anon. I'm not going to be posting these that often but I had a few free hours

>>212328844
upscale this one

>>212328303
Imagine if they...

>>212328863
Brasil sil sil.

>>212327779
What's that white stuff

>>212331003
that was me

Jenna is the main character